40 Facts and Lore on the Horrible Reality of the Noise Marines in Warhammer 40K Slaanesh Marines 

COME AND HEAR THE SONG OF SLAANESH

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW

*HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR*

Reeeeeeeeeee

WE ARE AMPLIFIED

*ironic*

They can communicate perfectly well with each other, it's vocalising at a volume and frequency which is intelligible and non-lethal to *anyone else* which is the challenge (on top of which, the way they think and perceive the universe is utterly alien to other beings).

But at least we can type

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You have a cultured taste, Julio.

What game

Absolutely!!

because the risks and consequences of youthful sex are more probable for most people than bloody massacres

Both parents are in the wrong... Being a parent myself now. I don't watch movies with violence or nudity with my kids. Not to say that death is something to avoid for my children. Because I do take them to funeral and let them experience death which is just as important as experiencing life. On another note, the way sex is portrayed in all forms of media is much more damning then violence. If you don't understand this, then you gotta ask if you are addicted to lust.

Damn. On one hand I wanna be mad at RU-vid, but on the other hand they're purging heresy.

hahaha good response

OneMindSyndicate Suuuuure.... you can pretend the Inquisition wasn’t the one that took down the original.

RU-vid CENSORSHIP also OFFENDS SLAANESH!

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@@TTheDDoctor yes exactly

Modern society is all about coddling weakness and glorifying it- Are you fat? Fat pride! People don't don't love fat people are "fatphobic!". Are you a man who dresses up like a woman? Then he's a "Real woman!", anyone who thinks otherwise is transphobic! etc etc

@@richmendelson8194 I think it's a case of one step forward, one step back. Let people live the way they want, but without hurting everyone or imposing their will on others. Be proud of your body, but be honest that obesity is a health issue. It's ok to not like something (e.g. dating trans people, etc.), but you dont need to be actively called out for having a differing opinion. Live and let live.

zhess 4096 INQUISITOR!...... ANOTHER HERETIC SPEAKS HERESY RIGHT HERE.

@@mattpryokra2245 Forget calling the inquisition, the heresy here is so strong it got me off the golden throne to find these heretics personally

Don't you mean. Within us? :D

Tzeench and Nurgle could have existed from the laws of physics alone: every signal has noise, and every oscillation is inevitably damped, respectively. Khorne would have existed for the very moment that one single-celled organism discovered that another single-celled organism could be killed and eaten. Excess can only be created by a successful and intelligent civilization. Slaanesh is inherently unnatural.

@@CharlesJrPike I mean in some way, intelligent civilization is just as natural as single celled organisms killing each other, it's just that civilization is less likely to occur (propably).

A mind overwhelmed with hardship and unrelenting burden has no time for thoughts of sin, but when a moment does come, fleeting though it may be, it stands out against the darkness of life as a burning candle of possibility. For many who stray, sin is not an act undertaken for the sake of rebelliousness, but rather as a way to find relief -- relief from constant struggle, relief from dogmatic rules, relief from restraint. It is this relief that Slaanesh offers in over-generous amounts.

@@CharlesJrPike yep

As someone who's a fan of the Hellraiser films, Slaanesh is probably my second favourite Chaos God next to Khorne.

As for the end of the video, it's honestly way more damaging not to talk about that stuff and to suppress it to the point that people don't have the tools they need to deal with it when it arises. Along the same lines as Jung's "shadow," in that it's something you have to explore and discover and integrate into yourself to fully mature as a person. But for legal reasons, and the perceived marketing benefits of reaching for a broader community, they'll shy away; and the world will be a darker place for it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_(psychology)

Wow those are words you can live by. (what the Khan said)

The weird thing is: the universe of 40k was never built for a young audience. While it may make sense from a business perspective, they essentially have to create two different products if they want to keep this up: one to appeal to the younger audience, and one to the current fans that embraced the grimdarkness and explicitness. Imagine if manhunt, postal, or even the SAW series tried to adapt for a younger audience.

Maybe it's all just appealing to puritanical censorship laws? Even a PG-13 movie like Man of Steel can have the "truth, justice, and the American Way" guy snap a man's neck before he lasers a family, but a few bloody noses, or literally three extra swears would warrant a review by the MPA (MPAA). A Slaaneshi demon ripping a man in half is easier to get published than the exact same picture with an exposed nipple on the female half of its chest (don't worry, no metal cover for the "male nipple", clearly that's different)

Flashing a tree on the battlefield is a thing?

Oh heavens, nipples!!

so lets talk more about slaanesh and her wonderful powers of seduction

@@OneMindSyndicate I would say wonderfully awful but yes. I mean let's not get confused hear what slaanesh does and has done Isn't usually all that Consensual. Don't be afraid to show everyone just how truly vile she is. just give a simple content warning And remind everyone that they're not real that way you can quail some of the you're f***** up in the head comments.

I thought it was Marius Vairosean?

@@vegalacerda6097 I believe he was, I also believed Eidolon's head was slashed off; unless if the punch was after his head got stitched back on.

​@@vegalacerda6097I believe Eidolon was the first one to have those xenos organs shoved into his body hence him technically being the first noise marine.

@@Schwartzbruder1 I might be behind on my reading. I don't like e-books and the paperbacks go from being £7.99 to being £1000 if you don't get 'em in time.

The main problem is that 40k as a whole is too wide and scaled huge to ever have the possibility of telling every single kind of damage or on what scale it should be from every model of weapon, armor, and vehicle/mark of every weapon, armor and vehicle. This is mainly due to games workshop making a strategy game based around maneuvering armies/squads around and having those units smash into each other, with potentially dozens of units each with their own mechanics and features and ways to play. That is why they just make everything have "wounds" and "mortal wounds". On smaller scale games such as the more roleplaying ones it is more or less possible/potentially encouraged to do so. Mainly since the purpose of the game is to tell a story/orchestrate the series of events happening to a smaller group of characters/entities for the interesting factor of such small scale events with detail. While it is possible for army stuff in a smaller scale roleplay game, you more or less encounter the opposite issue of what you are talking about. As in the whole "How do I actually represent this blob of guardsmen as each individual one or this group of tanks as each individual one without bogging down my game?" one. Mainly though, what I am believing you are wanting is something that is currently straight up impossible to due with our rate of calculations and communication our fleshy bodies can do within a limited timespan. Video games/ military sims can actually excel at this multi-tasking due to the hardware being more able to potentially display and calculate both the scenario the characters themselves are experiencing while the armies in the distance are blowing up each other and smashing together and such grand scale stuff at the same time. TL;DR With massive scales (if you want to have the game play in any reasonable amount of time) comes the loss of details and vice versa on tabletop games due to our relatively slow thinking processes in our bodies compared to computers.

sorry for being late but yeah those things are cooooll, imagine having one on your knee and you just knee someone in the gut and activate it and boom they have no fucking gut

The soul drinkers were declared traitor after their high mutation rate and them being twisted by the warp. However they still considered themselves loyal to the Emperor and the Imperium.

Commissar Yarrick has gotta be up there. The dude killed a warboss, took its power claw and used it as a prosthetic. Thats metal af

we're fine with violence and slaughter but not with a few crack marines

I read that as flamethrower bassguitar and imagined Les Claypool dressed in the video for shake hands with beef, just torching orks

Yes. The Emperors children Legion were the first to have Noise Marines. In the 3rd edition chaos codex them just like all the other first founding chaos legions had special rules to run them. In 4th edition noise marines were just a troop choice ty hat you could field

Fulgrim hyper individualism is also a living hell, look at the US. The “I got mine so you can fuck off” mentality leads to exploitation by the few and rampant inequality.

You have failed since. We both know that!

@@Bellephus Yes, I have failed. However, on that attempt that I failed since posting that comment, I made it to day 34, which signifies extreme progress in conquering my addiction, and shattered my limits by going further beyond than I ever have before, and I became better as a result of my valor. I will endure 1000 deaths and I will still never yield. Failing makes me stronger, like a phoenix bursting into flames and resurrecting back better than before. Now I am on day 8, drawing strength from my fallen foes, and ever my power grows, swift and unrelenting.

@@kaiserironcladchad582 You have fallen and you will fall again, boy.

That there is witch talk. Reported to the inquisition, buddy.

I guess it depended, in some local areas of the imperium, sector governors, planetary leaders do have accords with alien neighbours that are no doubt monitored at least by the ordo xenos. Necromunda for instance does trade with eldar, as they have areas in their hive cities specifically to house both them and other alien delegates temporarily. The thing with the imperium is that most of its wars probably occur at localized levels (ie particular imperial sectors decide whether to fight their neighbours or leave them be etc.) With the exception of the long war (chaos) and against galactic threats like the Tyranids.

Samas thank you

Talk to guiliman about that

If the submitted to humanity rules

RU-vid smacked it down

WokeTube

@@le9251 was it because of the uncensored tits?

_"Gifts of Slaanesh: One Thousand and One Senses - the gifted is granted with a entirely new and previously unheard of array of sensory perceptions, the merest of which makes those he was born with pale in insignificance."_ Honestly I just think of extra receptors beyond the human range, picking up the "beauty" of infrared and ultraviolet light, or the song of microwaves. Traditional mammal dopamine-seeking mating organs are probably a part of it, but terribly primitive in comparison to the heights of pleasure Slaanesh offers. I just imagine twenty-inch-long quasi-clitorises reaching out of your mutated arm with a will of their own, seeking to caress anything they can touch for pleasure. But there are also olfactory senses, like aromatherapy to the extreme. Or hypnotic aural sensations, like that song you just can't stop tapping your foot to or get out of your head.

@@billdavis2590 Well well well you certainly seem to have give this some significant thought. Is that heresy I see in your words _Brother_

@@billdavis2590 I smell Heresy.

The URGE TO PURGE RISES

Whipping Toddler The Wanderer Wanker pretty sure it’s in the lore my guy