5 THINGS w/ Bob, Jack, Ethan, Wade, Tyler 

I love your profile picture

@@max.exxe. Thank you!

It was wade not mark

@@quinnybinny4983 Ah you're right!

What about for money?

That one got me

_5 things!_

This is on TikTok, and I'm upset. 😂

Livi Hearts 💕

😣😫😩🍆🤤

I mean, probably because of Billy

Well normal is too boring in this video

Happy wheel side effect.😂😂

He’s gonna make a great dad

I know it's so funny I like it

Wade's busted for narcotics conspiracy.

I didn't even notice lol

same tho

Youtshad what is the name of the guy who said that?

Who Am I his name is Ethan (known by Crankgameplays on RU-vid )

When?

Someone made a song whit that pls

Бжьжь Jack’s Ma: :( I thought you loved me...

For anyone wondering, the timestamp is 1:34 ish

3 years later, still wondering. EDIT: 5 years, now

Reminds me of that moment from *[REDACTED]* when the text said “Ethan said something really funny but we had to censor it.”

@@notactuallyacat. yeah I remember that

@@notactuallyacat. Also the homemade sensory depravation chamber, they both said something, that was censored, and it's killing me, that I don't know

@lemon•acid 4 years later, still wondering

Also bitches and money 💰 🤣

@@ceIIocharlie he actually didn't even say money, he said cocaine lol

Don’forget the cocaine!

*S A P*

*"1 pine log, 2 pints of sap, 3 cinder blocks, 4oz of cocaine, and a box of bloody napkins" 😂

Lingx Cats same though

That's a mood

That's a pretty good rule.

"I don't like spicy foods" and "I need a boat" are also pretty good rules if you ask me

I don’t like spicy foods tho

fiiiIIIIIIIvE THinGs. FIVE THINGS FIVE THINGS FIVE THINGS, fIvE tHiNgS.

Never let Jack hear a baby

Can we take a note at how none of the things he said is legal-

@@tt-mc3iq Well, it *might* be legal to put it back in. I haven't checked.

That’s because jack is a child 👶(I honestly don’t know what that means tbh)

The best part, in my opinion

He’s so good with coming up with things on the spot

I actually awwwed from that

If i was the women i would probably say "yes"

This needs more likes.

... I'm the 420th like...

That’s sounds like the start of a weird fanfiction

Too many flashbacks-

😂

“YOU CLOSE YOU CLOSE YOU CLOSE?”

Why did I just picture thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? XDDDD

"i grew up poor..."

Only seven people in the world know.

That’s what got me the most

I'm still not sure whether he said "Fucking Rage" or "Fuck in rage" and honestly, either options works

GodBear It’s “fawking rage”

looks like Bob plays a barbarian in dnd

Screech as loud as possible, becoming a siren.

My dude, Wade would sell his friends for *_sap_*

and bloody napkins

killerkid1130 lamo

And some coke

Good thing Im not a kid. Im a pre-teen.

y’all 😭 they were the bus drivers+coordinators+coworkers

His stance at the very beginning of the video is so powerful.

Hey, ya never know

I have two of the exact same thing

Uh, duh, oOOOOoh, my sWeEt BaBy HaNd

Sweet baby handddd

@@maevemilless4561 aaaa babys hand!

Andrew Hart That's jack for you

[GC] D4rk3R true

It is okey, it is jack. 😂😂

no all of them where socially acceptable

'put it back in'

I do really want to know lol

I would pay to know what he said

I wanna know!!

What part was this at?

5:02 is when they censor him.

Have you MET a baby? Lol

it’s jack.. i know his real name is sean but he changed it for a reason

Kaitlyn Valeska He didn’t really change it, it’s a nickname I believe

Kaitlyn Valeska it’s a nickname jack and Sean Are the Irish and English version of each other

when was that

Bahahahahaha

I get dibs on the Irish one!

Shoot you beat me to it! I'll take the one with a tiny hand then

I’d buy them all

How much for the guy with glasses?

Xd

NO GOD PLZ NO!

When

@@moonlight_dulcet 0:24

Evelyn Gregg Oh ok. Except Jack doesn’t exactly look at him

Same

Same

"I'm not ready"

I dead too xD

"im ready" "where do i put it" "im not ready"

Or can i eat it

"It's too ugly" LMAO

@@ronaldmcdonald9269 It's not ready

(or) "Delicious, finally some good fucking food"

Kingslayer51 Gaming I mean, the baby’s probably gonna be a potato like his dad, so it can’t taste that bad right?

WickedSkyes but what was #4

@@thewanderer1961 something cursed I guess

Ethan yes i guess

"Click bait my DIIIIIII-"

I feel so called out lmao

I feel attacked

Yes, still. We should let go but how...

Too real.

He will drop kick it Bury it and Eat it

Dont give Mark shoelaces

Lia Arsenault yes

Never let jack be near anyone

I would totally eat a baby :3

Yee

Ikr

Lol

they want in the game

I know and he is probably saying what the fuck

Yeah

Not all people

He could damn well get me that's for sure

I wish he was my ageeeeew

Hilka -not giving you my last name lol- not me

Same. Lol

What if he actually said one completely normal thing

Gaming Bandicoot I doubt that we’re talking about Ethan

I want to find those people that were standing in the background and ask them if they remember what he said.

Same here

And he's so cursed they needed to censor what he said

Its unfortunate that he's straight

Small*

Josh Marquez r/woooosh ?

@@swaglord1588 Creep.

I SO want to know what he said

Probably something having to do with religion/god. Pretty sure it’s the same case as the sensory deprivation tank episode

Alxx Sv pretty sure in the sensory deprivation tank it had something to do with cum water

666 likes!!

I try hard not to think about what he said. Probably inappropriate.

Sly Wolf no one should take that comment out of context

@@LM-mz8ql then there's Ethan

Together they are septiplier, the ultimate serial killer couple

edgy wannabe rat do u mean Bob? Like Wade danced like Bob because he didn’t know what to say

Elizabeth Wheaton tyler did it more enthusiastically and dramatically

*_*dances like ethan*_*

One more "Five things"

Panda Assassina I could.

In fact, I would.

Yep... Unfortunately lol

Looking at the faces the people around put, probably yes

I dont really know... lol

It’s Ethan what do you expect his mind is probably like a war zone

He wants to get a bike and needed some suggestions

Everything at once

BluBear 09 don't question art

This just hapoened

i can't like bc it's at 666

I thought it was things you would bring with you if you knew you were gonna die so as in he would take Jimmy f down with him

I think Jimmy Fallon has a target on his back

why’d i read that as jilly fallen

S0me Edge L0rd *and then does a cinnamon roll dance of shock right after*

He's so cute

I was looking at the in the background who definitely heard it all

I wish we knew what Ethan said...

It was so bad that the people behind him stopped and looked

Ikr lol

Ikr lol

ikr lol

I am the 666 like hehehehhe

Ikr lol (starting the chain again)

Except smol little Ethan

The gang's all here

I know, I love them so much! They need to do this more often 😭

Finally... we've collected them all

The last time all 6 of them were together was on that one Among Us stream. I miss 'em.

The real squad

This NEEDS more likes

I’m crying at this comment 😂

LAKSKSOAMSMS

Ah, I see you are cultured

IM SCREAMING

“BLEEEEEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEP” -Crankgameplays

Yoo I got it to 666 likes

And never an actual comb or a brush?? 🤣

Lmaoooo

River Moon right😂😂

When your comment gets 1k

ahhh yes, my favorite organized and reasonable part 0:31 lmaoo; W:"5 things you've never done in a dark alleyway" T:"uhh,rub a pen*s"

IT'S CAUSE HE'S A LEPRECHAUN

I can’t unsee it now

i noticed that too 😂

that's the Irish way *gleams*

he's irish haha they are from the states they reside in CALI of all places too so there is sun all the time. of course he has a vampiric complexion haha

Why can I picture this??? Am I a bac person 😂

The thing I find fucked up about this is the fact that they’re not married Edit:I’m not telling they should now I’m just saying.

Manual DIY abortion.

"Delicious, finally some good fucking food"

*gulps*

Not every sentence represents a youtuber Doll Face.

Doll Face LOL!

D R O P K I C K I T

Tytus Hernandez well I can agree with that, it's just hilarious that that sentence would pop in his mind so fast. And to be honest, if all these sentences represented these RU-vidrs, then they probably would have earned less subscribers. Think about it.

Doll Face Yep..

xXChinchilla The QueenXx honey why is the baby covered in bruises

@epicfangirl1 his kids would be deaf withing the a couple days after birth

He can be my dad

He also said “put in back in”

xXChinchilla The QueenXx hell fucking yeah

Iced Dork lol

Same!

Same

Iced Dork omigod identical

This is going to be stuck in my head and I will have no regrets

Tori Jones Ethan is me

I know right? They're actually really good friends but rarely get the chance to film together which sucks

@@Iloveowlets What makes you say that? The whole time Jack was in the two Unus Annus videos he and Mark just treated Ethan like the annoying kid brother mom made them play with. I get that the theme for half of UA is for some reason just making fun of Ethan, but still.

@@PutRandomNameHere The three of them have hung out a lot off camera - there's been instagram stories. They also all reply to and encourage each other a lot on Twitter. Ethan and Jack always hang out a ton when they get the chance and have made videos together. They mention each other in videos - just yesterday Seán was talking about them both saying "the trio's back together again" in his try not to fall asleep video. Why wouldn't I say that?

I really love their friendship, but it also may have to do with the fact that everyone but Mark makes them look 5’6”

PutRandomNameHere *ahem* drunk uno.

He said concrete you uncultured swine

@@anonymousc4991 6:26*

@@lukeprather831 Ah, sorry,

Oh hey, finally found a comment that wasn’t about Jacksepticeye.

I know!! I was dying in tears

The 5 bikes lived in harmony, until the Fire Bike attacked

Me: THE FECK!?

@@oliverstvchannel6442 FR THO 🤣🤣🤣

"Take mah strong hand!" I need to rewatch the Scary Movie series now. >_>

Oh my god I love that film

OMG YES, I KNOW WHO UR REFERENCING

I watched like a few minutes of that when I was younger...I was disturbed but I've actually watched the Scream series so I think I could handle it now. (Yes, I know it's not actually scary).

HAHAH MY GERMS

he is

yesssss he is

Jocelyn6601 he is he is 21 or 22

rosie stevenson 21

Jocelyn6601 that's the 1 😄

I appreciate you because you're like the one person who says the whole crew not just Mark

Cookie Lover same

Cookie Lover when they asked 5 RU-vid porno names I was thinking septaplier

everyone

Cookie Lover Same my dude! Their dynamic is just the best

jessi kjehdys SAME

It would be fun to know what they are thinking just standing there. :P

And he rocks them, seriously, the man looks fantastic in skinny jeans

@@aceofspades2201 exactly!

Don't mind if I yes!