6 Celebrities That Can't Figure Out Basic Human Activities - The Spit Take

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So if you're a celebrity like Kanye West or Ariana Grande, you can't figure out basic human activities?

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@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia 7 лет назад

The irony is that penguins can't say Benedict Cumberbatch.

@espurious 7 лет назад

I can't his name either. Am I a pengwing?

@cracked 7 лет назад

Hahahaha

@Fnidner 7 лет назад

wtf.. since when did Cracked start responding?

@sk8c848 7 лет назад

Fnidner only to worthy comments

@andreas4010 7 лет назад

Cracked the other ironic thing is that he starred in the penguins of Madagascar

@kaylab7685 7 лет назад

It's sorta hard to judge Butterfree Camouflage's pronunciation when we as an internet have given up on learning his name.

@devinwalton408 4 года назад

Bandersnatch Cappuccino

@drew-horst 3 года назад

Oh you mean Pic'a'nic Cucumbers?

@williamcortelyou9072 2 года назад

Beniedude Cooleebust?

@kateisamazing2055 7 лет назад

I have dyspraxia, and like, it doesn't affect me badly, but it's great to see that one of my favourite actors has it as well.

@poego6045 7 лет назад

It's a little fucked up they were calling him gross for it. Really disappointed in cracked for that

@Manualatice 7 лет назад

I'm really disappointed in your lack of a sense of humor. Get that fixed, brah.

@fomoran 7 лет назад

even more so when you see him doing his 'brotherhood of man' dance routine from when he was the lead in the Broadway production of 'how to succeed in business'

@ethanrummel7638 7 лет назад

Same

@Nighthawk1066_ 7 лет назад

Kate is amazing Same.

@DoorknobHead 6 лет назад

10:55 Bill Cosby: "I ate myself into this, and I'm going to eat myself out of it." I think I know how he plans to escape prison.

@ritageorge8748 2 года назад

Yet he is out

@jesseglaspey914 7 лет назад

Feels like Benedict Cumberbatch and Daniel Radcliffe got unfortunately lumped in with narcissists and monsters.

@geoffreysorkin5774 7 лет назад

I think Ariana Vente might have a legitimate psychological disorder that is not a personality disorder.

@xxJETSETxx 7 лет назад

Benedict Cumberbatch literally thinks people with mental disorders are monsters who shouldn't be given hope. So.

@aurorabelegu6029 7 лет назад

Wait, what?

@Chilcutte 7 лет назад

Jesse Glaspey We could go on forever if we just listed the limitations of monster hitler couldnt Art go!

@mallios13 7 лет назад

While I can sympathize with Radcliffe in this video, what sort of monster can go over 30 years without being able to pronounce "penguin"?

@2OverRated1 7 лет назад

Lmao saw Bill Cosby and the title and prepared for the worst

@Artliker1234 7 лет назад

2OverRated1 using rape cases that have no evidence to be tried on as clickbait, smart move CollegeHumour (yeah that's what you're reduced to, Collegehumour bite me)

@jacobfranklin820 7 лет назад

What happened to college humor I used to love that channel. Now there too political and not in a good way.

@doroteaarango7841 7 лет назад

Jacob Franklin let me guess you are a butthurt bro

@brucethedruid 7 лет назад

Jacob Franklin which is weasel word speak for "why are you making Trump look bad"? Dude, every celebrity and politician gets roasted at one point....suck it up.

@raviary95 7 лет назад

no evidence? i cant speak for the cosby case but trump literally bragged about committing sexual assault on tape and there's also the time he raped one of his wives (ivana iirc). His slimy lawyer got her to settle by removing the word rape from her statement in exchange for money/, but official court docs still include the fact that he sexually 'violated' her. Dude has a very long history of being a sexual predator.

@JohnStewart011 7 лет назад

I worked with Kanye West on the set of Anchorman 2 and during one shot he was singing along with his laptop and the casting director shouted "Rolling" at him from about 30 feet away. He closed his laptop so fast and made a face like a kid getting caught with their hand in a cookie jar. He can feel shame, he just trys to seem like he doesn't.

@antoniomiller7323 7 лет назад

I believe you.

@effyvoux 7 лет назад

that's a cool anecdote!

@Merilirem 6 лет назад

Even if thats true you should remember that people don't all feel shame for the same things.

@3yearshardcore1 6 лет назад

r/thathappened

@babylo-fi3556 6 лет назад

he said multiple times he feels insecure and doesnt know everything and that he has flaws, that paired with his on stage confidence and daftness/strangeness just makes him perfect. he's perfect

@coldcoffeegaming2798 6 лет назад

“Harry, you have your mother’s eyes”

@mannyquinn5190 5 лет назад

SpicyMemeHoarder q

@user-ye8pk2hv2d 7 лет назад

I died at Cosby's Garfield impression.

@cracked 7 лет назад

It's haunting...

@ThatIrishLass 7 лет назад

Literally, considering it killed him. Presumably he wrote the subsequent comment as a ghost, so, yeah, haunting.

@CheeseMeeseGetCheesed 6 лет назад

3rd reply lool

@stephenyin6711 6 лет назад

Cracked what happened to this series

@parapsycho13 7 лет назад

RU-vid is now a basic human activity just like running, blinking, or holding things.

@AlashiaTuol 7 лет назад

The best part is that Cumberbatch went on to voice the wolf in the next Penguins of Madagascar movie and got the word Penguin wrong every time.

@MizukiHawkeye 5 лет назад

AlashiaTuol A beautiful and golden opportunity was missed in Cumberbatch’s Cabin Pressure days - it would have been hilarious to have him mispronounce “penguins” over and over for an entire episode and struggle to be taken seriously, before he got typecasted as cool-headed formidable intellectuals that are almost always taken seriously.

@MegaBradster1 5 лет назад

I know I just rewatched that movie after watching this video and didn’t even know Cumberbatch was in it until I heard him say pengwings.

@ricardomontalban6004 5 лет назад

Bend a dick cucumber patch

@crazykenna 7 лет назад

John Watson in BBC Sherlock writing in his blog, white text appears on screen at the speed of speech but Martin Freeman is typing with one index finger at a time like he's never seen a keyboard ever in his life.

@nixgalexa7244 7 лет назад

Benedict's face when he gets it right brightened my day.

@busybuddy013 4 года назад

"Claude Monet's eyes lost the ability to focus and so he invented impressionism" That is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

@sewthernbelle 7 лет назад

Lol the reason Benedict can get away with saying penguin wrong is because his voice can melt butter. Everything he does is freaking cute. It does make me wonder how many takes it took to do his voice over work for penguins of Madagascar. Lol

@la120899 7 лет назад

Actually no one told Cumberbatch he was pronouncing it wrong.

@the13thdoctor89 7 лет назад

Lauren I prefer Cumberbatch's way of saying it.

@brokenwave6125 6 лет назад

I doubt it

@mithramusic5909 5 лет назад

Would he need to be told?

@leonalivingston8041 5 лет назад

It's a tic. He still got it wrong sometimes after he'd been corrected. Look at his interviews for the promo tour for Penguins of Madagascar. He got it wrong multiple times 😂

@dianezimmerman4434 5 лет назад

He says it wrong different ways. And it's still cute.

@apprenticeb8r8r93 7 лет назад

arnie is a hulking golem of protein. he has to be gentle lest he breaks the board.

@opheliataylor2929 7 лет назад

Trump cared so much about Baron-Cohen at the Oscars because Cohen trolled him hard in the Ali G Show back in the day.

@HandyMan657 4 года назад

@Jordan Schlansky That's because trumps super paranoid of being made a fool. Besides, he does plenty well on his own. Hopefully, he doesn't sell the whole country before he's gone or get us all killed.

@assassindelasaucisse.4039 4 года назад

@Jordan Schlansky Trump ends interview the second the interviewer stop liking his fat ass. He didn't see through, he just have a thin skin.

@velemamba260 7 лет назад

This is one of the best cracked videos I've seen in a while!

@aero8945 7 лет назад

"Go to school, learn about being security. You don't know man."

@amandap9332 3 года назад

Can we say that to trump about being president now? Lol

@kwood7582 7 лет назад

I noticed the blinking thing in the first few Harry Potter movies it's pretty funny

@Balazak 5 лет назад

Strange that I have never noticed it. I remember years ago an interviewer commenting that his eyes were WIDE open but don't remember if he mentioned anything about dyspraxia or blinking.

@amphitheatre 7 лет назад

the cosby clips with slow jazz drum beats behind them are like some (slightly scarrier) outtakes of twin peaks

@killaxero86 7 лет назад

5:45 My girlfriend can't wink either and does the exact same thing!

@shannonkane296 7 лет назад

Travis Lee Mine too. It is so cute.

@ricardomontalban6004 5 лет назад

Sounds hot. Video?

@MrSqurk 4 года назад

It’s surprisingly common

@writer15131 6 лет назад

The better question is: why did the director, editor, and everyone else involved with the documentary allow the multiple mispronunciations of "penguin" to make it into the final cut? Anyone even casually listening to it will instantly pick it out the first time they hear it and it's messed up several times.

@jjohnston94 5 лет назад

An even bigger question is, "How did Benedict Cumberbatch go his entire life without hearing the word 'penguin' spoken?"

@brendanrichardi2535 7 лет назад

I assume the Cosby ones are from when you could make video responses to other videos.

@losada4852 6 лет назад

Derbisol Wait, you could do that?

@The_Kevinist 6 лет назад

fuck... i forgot we could do that years ago

@Toshiro4619 6 лет назад

Then they sold it to Big Brother.

@meh2385 5 лет назад

From my understanding, they were actually just responses to Twitter questions, which I'd argue made him even more incompetent with YT but whatever

@gforskli4307 5 лет назад

What they took away the responses????

@gammondehaan8582 7 лет назад

"pingwings" I literally can't stop laughing I woke my brother up from laughing so hard god save the queen

@supermanprime6758 7 лет назад

Bill Cosby saying he's going to eat himself out is terrifying.

@uknowwhodontyou921 4 года назад

The most amazing thing of this video. Is the fact that there are people that believe actors can actually do anything useful!

@kenzofinucane4057 7 лет назад

thanks, now i'm focussing on whether my eyes blink at the same time 🙄

@sezerac910 7 лет назад

Bill Cosby, 30 knock outs without every stepping into the ring

@bethanyhanna9464 5 лет назад

That pengwings bit still cracks me up. And I love that he can laugh with the rest of us about it. 🤣😂🤣

@mellennia9 7 лет назад

Benedict Cumberbatch is adorable in this! not being able to say penguin is somehow adorable!😂

@SparkIeMotion 7 лет назад

YAAAAAAY!!! Spit Take!

@TrentCowley 7 лет назад

why everyone has to type "first" is beyond me. It's like a fart joke done way to long after being 5 years old

@NewMessage 7 лет назад

If Radcliffe could just blink them in succession, he'd win every staredown competition with a director.. like Ever. Nothing more off putting than someone who blinks one eye.. then, a full second later.. the other one. Ask my turtle.. he's a master at it. He also wins all our arguments.

@billvolk4236 7 лет назад

surely Scotty was a future man who'd never had to use a keyboard before.

@theMoporter 7 лет назад

Kind of ironic that you rip on Cumberbatch for not being able to pronounce "penguin" when you pronounce Graham as "gram"

@GruntBurger 6 лет назад

And "Daniel" as "Dale"

@ricardomontalban6004 5 лет назад

We’d like our language back chaps

@SSJFro 7 лет назад

I wonder if I'm the only one who feels compelled to never leave bad comments towards Jack's video's because he's the Big Boss of my favorite comedy outlet.

@philicheez4286 7 лет назад

More spit takes please and thank you

@unitymomentum 7 лет назад

Benedict Cumberbatch and bill cosby in the same thumbnail. the hell, panic.

@michelebassi5780 6 лет назад

66 videos? Trump = Palpatine confermed

@kapsicom 7 лет назад

in the very Graham Norton interview they reference Cumberbatch makes it clear that nobody in the recording studio said anything about his odd pronunciation. why reference an interview which directly contradicts the premise of the bit you just did about the director trying to correct him?

@brianartillery 7 лет назад

I always smile whenever someone says 'Trump', simply because here in the UK, the word means 'Fart'. I saw a banner on a TV report last year that read 'Trump Now!', and I thought: 'I could, but would the people standing behind me in the pub appreciate me so doing?', and then I realised it was an election banner.

@Spartahhh 7 лет назад

Arnold typed gfgggff 😂😂

@cryptidcomics616 7 лет назад

I'm not fucking with you, a person who can't feel embarrassment, is most likely a sociopath.

@dscully1808 6 лет назад

.....or just a person that eventually learned how to manage that feeling.One can learn not to be consumed by embarrassment. It's not embarrassment that is the sign. It's a lack of shame. Similar but not the same. You can have empathy for other people and, yet, not give a fuck about what they think about you. If you're all consumed with what other people think about you, then you're likely a narcissist.

@ItsOver9000Productions 7 лет назад

Yeah we all know what Bill Cosby can't do... Walk without a limp since he's so old.

@CarlosRamirez-hu5cl 7 лет назад

The typing bit had me dying... lol!

@Hairysteed 5 лет назад

Neil Breen's typing is even more epic! :D

@kif1983 7 лет назад

Does Bill Cosby write the I Am Poppy videos?

@fancifulspoon8094 6 лет назад

lol no thats titanic sinclaire...xD

@DanPeters182 7 лет назад

Every cracked list video I hold my breath and hover the mouse over the back button until I know it's not one of the hostless rehash vids they throw at us for scraps.

@IndirectCogs 7 лет назад

Dan Peters right?

@Crowley9 6 лет назад

I like to think that scene in Hail, Caesar! was taking the piss out of Ralph Fiennes always wanting his own name pronounced in such a specific fancy way.

@irinaphoenix2169 7 лет назад

This one was great!!

@AB-ee5tb 7 лет назад

Pengwing

@animallovingweirdos5636 7 лет назад

Actually, I couldn't notice the mispronunciation of the word "Penguin." *Does this make me a bad person?*

@ricardomontalban6004 5 лет назад

Gyes

@roboticpotato7932 5 лет назад

With cumberbatch I just imagine the producer seeing him say it correctly and then yelling "oh now you can say it"

@wattapyo1589 7 лет назад

I wish spit take was a daily thing but I dont want the content to suffer.

@chocolat2934 5 лет назад

Orange man bad hur durrr

@rodneydisney1080 7 лет назад

Its harder for Kanye because he is not human, he is a gay fish.

@blahblahsen1142 7 лет назад

come on guys, stop making fun of eggs-bennedict-arnold cucumber-patch

@JustaSimplefact 4 года назад

Ain't gonna eat your way out of this one Bill...🤣

@scuba602 7 лет назад

Dearest Jack O', I'm sure some market research has driven you to keep these Takes'O'Spit at or about 5mins, but, dare I say, that's waaaay too short! Your delivery & timing are great, as is the content; it just always leaves me feeling a bit underwhelmed and feeling shorted, cheated, unfulfilled, hungry for more (but not in the good way.) Even though that's my only complaint, it's not really much of a complaint but more of a FYI-'er thing. I'm sure others out there fel the way i do. I hope. Maybe...

@BabakoSen 6 лет назад

What's wrong with how Nicole Kidman runs? It's a little over the top, but it's not like she's skipping or galloping or something obviously weird like that.

@adeadlyfart13 5 лет назад

Looked like the first time she had ever gone past the pace of "walking"

@scottmichaeloneil 7 лет назад

Jack wore the EXACT same outfit in last month's edition of The Spit Take - therefore, I speculate, he recorded both episodes at the same time, at least a month and a half ago.

@drumking112 7 лет назад

Exception - Charlie Sheen has a solid pitching motion. Of course, that guy has plenty other things that seem common knowledge that he cannot handle in the least.

@aestevalis0 7 лет назад

Say ping. Ping. Now say win. Win. Now say penguin. Pingwing.

@PaperbackWizard 7 лет назад

Saying "penguin" is a basic human activity? I get pointing out social miscues and awkwardness (even though it can be exceedingly dickish), but in this case, it's a speech impediment. There's nothing to point out. You may as well say Sean Connery can't "figure out" how to say the letter S without turning it into Shhh.

@merchantfan 7 лет назад

... Is Bill Cosby's soul trapped on youtube?

@BionicVapourBoy808 7 лет назад

Someone needs to edit that Bill Cosby video so it's just him saying, "I'm going to eat myself out."

@thickmclargehuge4448 7 лет назад

what about how Brad Pitt CANT recognize people's faces...its true look it up.he suffers from prosopagnosia, or face blindness. people thing he's a jerk for not remembering them, but it turns out he REALLY doesn't recall your face.

@legoinsomniac 7 лет назад

You know how to spot Trump supporters? Look for people asking you to "stay out of politics" when you make fun of Trump.

@alexanderguerrero347 7 лет назад

I agree but some of these don't look like trump supporters and just regular trolls

@bluecstasyawy2037 7 лет назад

Lego Insomniac hey man, just stay outta politics you don't know, man

@titotheninja 6 лет назад

my favorite is how they think theyve "won" something. like trumps going to call em up and thank them, or invite them over for an afternoon. and when you tell them that no, HE won and you actually lost with me, they seem to be in disagreement.

@elias_xp95 6 лет назад

I don't support Trump and I don't hate him either. I've just heard all these a million times. It gets old and just cringe/annoying.

@knives321 6 лет назад

Truth Hurts lol "we". I doubt billionaires use RU-vid. Nice try though lol

@stephenyin6711 6 лет назад

Please make more Spit Takes

@RRW359 7 лет назад

Trump, how does someone go to school if they are fired?

@stylesrj 7 лет назад

Because now that they're fired, they have all that time to go to school. Money? What money? You don't know man!

@GippyHappy 7 лет назад

Pinglings pingin pinwin pen glen

@shamelessstacib7351 2 года назад

The ability to make everyone else feel awkward is a superpower

@NWHSBL 5 лет назад

I was going to ask if 4:53 was a reference to the bombing. But this video was posted over a month before that happened. Now I just feel like this line takes on a whole new meaning....

@lewiskaminski2836 7 лет назад

Lol - Benedict Cumberbatch next to Bill Cosby. Nice.

@neatopapito8260 7 лет назад

With Kanye West, that's horrifying. He's a literal sociopath. There's a reason we feel awkwardness and shame, it stops us from harming other people.

@chadthundercock4982 6 лет назад

I don't think you know what sociopath means.

@abdullah82m 2 года назад

You'd think Nicole Kidman would know how to run just by being married to Tom Cruise at one point

@Figgy_23 2 года назад

lol, nice

@knockedloose2796 7 лет назад

awesomely funny

@shoshanasachi9416 7 лет назад

wonder what this video is gonna get renamed to...

@orpheus.. 7 лет назад

LOL xD

@cliffdweller990 7 лет назад

Somebody needs to troll the shit out of Trump's channel.

@orpheus.. 7 лет назад

They'll just delete every comment...and then they will deactivate comments on all the vids. So...nice but fruitless idea. xD

@Slashenaar 7 лет назад

"6 celebrities *who can't", celebrities are technically still people

@Tekno994 6 лет назад

Lmao I know Jack did not just say "Girl bye" in this video, im weaaaaak

@Machouseproductions 6 лет назад

It's interesting to hear Donald Trump criticize someone's ability to do their job.

@LilyRose8959 5 лет назад

I stopped watching after 5:42. This guy thinks Kanye West is a decent guy but makes fun of Daniel Radcliffe just for having a medical condition, something he has no choice in. You can control how you act, not what diseases or medical conditions you have, especially if they're hereditary. As someone who was actually born with a serious medical condition, and have dealt with people who have held it against me, I know from personal experience how horrible that can be. I like the Cracked channel, but I won't be watching anything else this specific guy does. I prefer the old cast anyway.

@paine4265 3 года назад

that dying on a date and not saying anything is me af

@mineman2142 6 лет назад

that last cosby clip killed me man

@jayrockricky 7 лет назад

Donald Trump inhabits his own reality

@jorcin03 5 лет назад

Video starts out funny, but then slithers it’s way into a Trump “venting” session. -Looser host gets apparently triggered.

@jaganjoseph386 7 лет назад

Oh my god! I laughed so hard at his kanye explanation.. How come i never watched spit take before

@CupcakeCultCupcakeCult 6 лет назад

Penglings had me dying omg

@BlackSunFen 5 лет назад

man you're just insulting to trump supporters sometimes, it really doesn't add anything to the video except some viewers getting triggered. I mean, as a person who doesn't like Trump, i feel that your video would be better without these political moments

@JD1010101110 7 лет назад

It feels repetitive to focus on trump's vlog again.

@augustuspayne6175 7 лет назад

JD1010101110 there trying to hard to make there hate for trump clear. The last video made that clear. Let the loaded thoughts start.....

@Artliker1234 7 лет назад

JD1010101110 lol people really hate Trump

@enriquecabrera2137 7 лет назад

Artliker1234 not really considering at least half of America said fuck it.

@xenoblad 7 лет назад

"I never talked about Libya" -Trump "We need to take out Ghadafi" -Trump I never could understand how anyone could support Trump or Hillary. This is tribalism 101.

@MadBadSniper 7 лет назад

they're* too* their*

@therealsulaco 6 лет назад

I want to hear Frumious Bandersnatch try and say "pangolin".

@DrVonBoogie 6 лет назад

Is this series over?

@OraclePictures 7 лет назад

why does every video/article nowadays end up talking about Trump

@DMurphysLore 7 лет назад

Because the novelty of a country electing a fascist with no relevant qualifications, possible links to the government of a hostile nation, and the personality and communication style of a spoiled toddler really won't be wearing off for a while.

@gabrieltan4170 7 лет назад

Fission Mailure Do you have evidence to support your statement?

@coreypalmer2619 7 лет назад

good job spouting bullshit out of your mouth. Just because Trump is one of the more conservative presidents of our time does not mean he is the next Hitler or Mussolini

@angrytom1923 7 лет назад

The evidence is apparent every time Trump opens his mouth. Pay attention.

@jessicalee333 7 лет назад

You don't really need to provide "evidence" every time you reference common knowledge and opinion, or refer to someone being exactly the way they present themselves. It's not an extraordinary, or even a controversial claim.

@AddictedToPlacebos_ 7 лет назад

This presenter lacks the personality he thinks he has. Brutal to listen to him speak, worse to watch.

@oops6876 6 лет назад

Addicted To Placebos go do a better job on your channel then. No need to belittle people for your opinion.

@oops6876 5 лет назад

Where is Waldo sick comeback brother. Critical hit. HP low. GG

@esmeraelillywing612 6 лет назад

I can't snap my fingers, and my wink is also pathetic. Something my husband loves to see me attempt to do, and once asked if I was having a seizure when I was just trying to give him a little flirt action. My life is a sham.