Saints Row 2 has the Septic Avenger mission, where you take a tanker truck full of sewage and... well, hose down a LOT of people (and buildings) with sewage. Liquid, thick, brown, "sewage".
There’s even worse with the TF2 sniper. There’s the Sydney Sleeper; a sniper rifle that fires darts, whose projectiles apply the Jarate effect. So in addition to hurling a jar of piss at enemies, you can shoot them with darts that have been soaked in the stuff.
A tiny dart with the same effect as a full jar... that implies the sniper is not only _saving_ his whiz, but also refining it into a rich, soupy concentrated form. Probably boils it down on his kitchen stove, reducing it like a sauce, the sicko.
@@stickycaramelsauce Yeh, although I think the darts are corked due to the model. So they are probably shattering in impact, coating the target in Jarate. It also explains why it does only Mini-Crits instead of a full one: No penetration into the brain, just blunt force trauma.
There was a bathroom in conkers bad fur day where you could use no ordinary weapons but literally urinate at your foes. A lot of fun in multiplayer I tell you.
First Andy sticking his arm deep into a toilet in SH2. Mike making knob jokes in a kids coma, and now Jane talking about jars of urine. They're taking the piss, at this stage😅
Mr. Toots from Red Faction Armageddon? Rainbow laser farts from a unicorn that is strong enough to dissolve solid objects? Not to mention that you are squeezing its genitals in order for it to fire and the expression on its face as you do so...
Also Saints Row 3 has it where if you stun someone with a fart in a jar grenade and smack them with the giant dildo bat while they are gagging enough times you get the "stay classy Steelport" achievement
They're not exactly gross, but I loved using toilet plungers as the ammunition for the rock-it launcher/junk jet in Fallout 3. It turns the game into a Looney Tunes cartoon, except I don't recall any cartoons where bandits got decapitated by plungers. Good times, Good times...
Sniper is not the only character to throw bottles of urine. In 'Death Stranding', you can weaponize not only your blood, piss but also your poop because your entire bodily fluid has an unique effect.
@@Amaritudinejust as long as there's a video titled "7 Reasons Why We Should Stop Pretending That Quiet Is In Any Way Acceptable". Always wondered why K-Stans ignore exactly her when talking about the brilliant hidden meanings of everything Mr. Kojima-Man Sir ever touched.
In the second Bloodrayne, Rayne acquires a pair of hand guns called the Carpathian Dragons which she uses to shoot blood at her enemies. The carpathian dragons can use either Rayne's blood or her enemies blood as ammunition.
I remember that one, great game wit decent story. You could even unliok new costumes. Nothing like draining your enemies while wearing a pink school girl outfit, complete with backpack.
Kinda surprised that Fromsoft's dedication to yeetable poop grenades didn't make the list. Dung Pies in the Souls series & Fetid Pots in Elden Ring (literally a jar full of bear excrement).
Skyrim Dragonborn DLC: Staff of Mirak fires poisonous writhing tentacles. Or, even worse, a single large spider held one handed. The fact you can throw multiple in a row also suggests there are many large spiders down the Dragonborn's adventuring trousers.
“If anything, I need to draw *more* penises to lighten the mood”. Whoever it was that wrote that line needs to be given some kind of award immediately.
Fallout 4 has the Syringer Rifle, one of which potential projectiles it fires injects a bloatfly larva into its target. Which anyone familiar with the botfly and its do-not-Google-that effects on people in underdeveloped nations in the real world can attest makes it absolutely horrifying as disgusting ammo goes.
Borderlands 3 has 2 weapons, the Hot Drop which literally shots hot poo at an enemy that then creates a lava pool where it impacts, and a grenade called It’s Piss, which is exactly what it sounds like; it splashes pee on enemies that causes them to take extra damage and if you throw it at your own feet or on an ally it will actually remove any status effects except for cryo.
Also in Saints Row the Third: the flashbang grenade, which when upgraded to its final form is just a glass jar that the player character farts into before throwing.
The Sniper spends days waiting for the perfect shot yet through all those days he manages to drink enough water. His dedication to sniping is strong, but his dedication to hydration is stronger.
In fallout 4, brahmin at your settlements produce fertilizer. While said fertilizer is non-descript, you can load the junk jet with it, and kill your enemies by firing what is technically brahmin dung at them.
1. Conker's Bad Fur Day/Conker: Live & Reloaded had you poo on villagers as a red squirrel-turned-vampire bat and drink from tapped kegs so you could hose down fire demons and rock people with your personal tap. 2. If you consider humans trying to survive your literal-killer antics to be enemies, Dead By Daylight's priestess Adiris a.k.a. the Plague vomits for distance to spread her infectious moniker, has an endless supply, and could easily play the possessed Reagan in a remake of The Exorcist. 3. Boogerman. 'Nuff said.
Gotta say, the yellow snowballs in Southpark weren't nearly as bad as the cow launcher which saw you launch a cow only for it to land butt first onto your head with the visuals included. 😅
TF2's Sniper also has The Sydney Sleeper, You thought getting a jar of Urine thrown at you is bad? Try having a Dart filled with the stuff shot at you from across the map.
In the absolutely ancient Disney's Stunt Island you mostly fly planes, but there is a duck, and it's a bomber... They're probably eggs? But the cloaca is multipurpose.
Man, I remember Drawn to Life. I really loved the Medic from TF2 when I played that, so drew him as the MC, with the Medigun. I also never finished it, so watching the ending here was some serious mood whiplash, what the hell lmao
Destroy all Humans 2 (can't remember if the first had it as well), has a gun that can fire a beam, which doesn't sound bad, until it forces you to have diarrhea while your brain burrows through your body & launches itself out of your bum about 12-16ft in the air, & then is either left to rot on the street or consumed by your player character to fuel their mind powers
Fallout 4's syringer rifle allows the Sole Survivor to shoot enemies with darts that are full of mutant fly maggots. If the enemy dies, a maggot can spawn into a Bloatfly and come out of their body. Which is a really adding insult to injury.
The "8 cups of water a day" is selling Sniper short. Another youtuber made a video ranking how good each Merc would be as a husband and he noted that in order to fuel his "Jarate", Sniper is drinking full coffee pots every hour or so.
There has to be a Warhammer game where you can use a Shokk Attack Gun out there. That would automatically be the first place winner. The Shokk Attack Gun, contrary to it's name, doesn't for lightning bolts. Instead, it uses an electrical pulse to to open a portal in reality between the gun and the inside of the target. Any aspiring Mekboy with their 'ead on straight then shoves an angry Grot or Squig through the ammo chamber, forcing an angry little goblinoid to dig its way out of the enemy once the portal collapses behind them. In addition to dumping a viciously sentient bundle of fungal fury into the target, it also bypasses exterior armor plating so even heavily armored Space Marines will suddenly find themselves with the galaxy's worst case of explosive indigestion.
It doesn't exactly fit the theme because it isn't fired from a gun, but Tainted Lilith from The Binding of Isaac Rebirth's weapon is a foetus that she whips at enemies using the umbilical cord.
Well, I was set to embark on a lengthy and thorough Hegelian deconstruction of Mike's weaponised projectile genitalia, but in the wise words of Gary Coleman: "Well, damn, I guess you're right."
You know, if I had played the old version of Drawn to Life with that ending, I'd have been drawing obscene or rude ammo too. But no, I got the ' kid friendly ' remake where the whole game is the crazy dream of a kid who fell out of a tree from about two feet and was out for like a couple minutes at most.
For the commenter edition, I submit YOUR video: "Dead Rising 3 Co-op Xbox One Gameplay - Let's Play Cooperative Dead Rising 3". And I quote: Andy: "I'll be down here firing wet dildos at zombies. Oh God. They get properly embedded." Mike: "Trying to work out the physics of the force required to embed a dildo in someone's spine."
I'd like to point at Destiny for a range of "unique" exotic weaponry. There are tons of examples, but one of my favorites is a grenade launcher called Parasite that fires the parasitic Hive worm of the Witch Queen Savathun at your enemies.
Given you mentioned Jarate from TF2 you could've also brought up the Sydney Sleeper, which is a dart gun... but the darts are covered in jarate. So not only is it covering you in urine, it's also injecting it straight into your bloodstream.
There's also Dracula's blood throwing knives and whip from Castlevania LOS2. Just slaughter your enemies using your own blood. side note that "bed, Bath and the great beyond" line was amazing
Yay! Always fun to hear Jane talk about guns, however the number of toilet/bodily function weapons is disturbing. “Sniper’s piss projectile” was a nice quote though. I sense a new t-shirt slogan for OXBox
In Destiny 2 there's an exotic heavy weapon called Parasite, which literally yeets parasitic worms and your enemies which then explode. What's worse is that during the quest to acquire the weapon the worm actually talks to you, so it's sentient.
Ah yes guns the most famous weapons in video games,I'm sure Ellen hates the spiders gun 🤣😂🤣drawn to life is like scribblenauts,I'm not disappointed Jane this video was hilarious
Another one that I'd say is perfect for this category, if you ever do a followup, is Wasteland 3's Frozen Ferret Launcher. It's goofy as hell in the best kinda way.
Well, considering that the sneeze gun (beggar’s bazooka) in TF2 fires, uh, whatever pieces of junk the soldier crams down its barrel, we can assume that it probably fires a lot of weird and possibly gross things. Shattered pieces of jarate, leftover sammich chunks from heavy’s mouth, charred corpse bits left in pyro’s wake, you get the idea.
