[81] Kwikset UltraMax "Exceeds Maximum Security" (Pick and Gut) 

Someone get the Camera Adjusting Lawyer.

Not sure if we need a box opening lawyer also

@@jimmyobvious1651 LOL!!

I just raised you likes to a satanic level. You're welcome.

Maybe the people manufacturing the camera stand should start making locks?

Judge: You kept getting out of maximum security, this prison exceeds maximum security. Enjoy your stay LPL:... Judge: Where did he go?!

Vampyratus he did it again!

With handcuffed😈

Michael Scofield: Now this is a an avengers level threat

LPL: Now this is what I don't like about calling prison "Maximum Security"

Lol!!! I can't stop laughing.

Lock: Jokes on you, that's my fetish.

how delightfully horrible :)

what have you done! now i'm sorry for this lock. it's not it's fault it is made not as secure as packaging says :(

Rule 34 strikes again

Thanks. 👍

I'm not either, but I sure am now.

The Puppeteer 777 LOL! That’s how I felt but it might change: A couple weeks ago I watched his video about adding security to a common KwikSet lock. In the video he talked about moving into a new place that had these KwikSet locks. Similarly, I just moved a week ago and someone stupidly installed the front door deadbolt with a keyhole on both sides and no way to lock/unlock from the inside. If I am separated from my keys by a wall of fire then I literally have to throw myself through the window to get out. Obviously, that’s a huge safety concern so I’m going to have to do something about it. What do you know? KwikSet.

Sounds like you're really keyed in.

It's satisfying to watch

lol. A little more tape and the box would be more secure.

A little tape over the keyhole would make the lock more secure.

And that was with him doing the commentary - if he actually tried to be fast, i bet he could do the lock faster than the box.

@@lockpickinglawyer A little more tape and the box itself also "Exceeds Maximum Security."

Um, no, it was 26 seconds for both.

Perhaps he should fit a lock to his camera mount? Might make it easier

That was funny. It took longer for him to adjust the camera angle than pick the lock.

It took him longer to open the box it came in than to pick the lock inside the box

@@markgerberick2857 clearly it's better to secure your house with a box than with a lock

Hence why steel plated doors are common on the outside of large buildings.

He's since lost all hope for any and all locks

The ennui! So sad.

It's a perversion and disrespect to his craft, I get it.

It must be depressing

BECAUSE he can't lock his wife out the ice cream!!!

Is the package not what “exceeds maximum security” was referencing?

& LPL still didn't even need his Scissors...

The packaging is about the only place where any of the locks have a chance against LPL :)))

Except that you can't open the lock with fire.

@@dazzlemasseur depends ;3

yes a laugh that exceeds maximum security several times

AKA "Challenge Accepted"

maximum security is so laughable! My gf go two of those locks, and the law suit went something like this: "Your honor, he came inside me faster than the cops! I had two doors secured with "Kwikset UltraMax", please lock him up he's a danger to society" Kwikset is definitely in hot waters.

@@svampebob007 "...he came inside me faster than the cops!" I hope that was a typo... o.0

@@Ichorslick99 haha yeah it was a typo, it was supposed to be "My gf *got two of those locks".

whelp, guess my d**k is maximum security then :D

svampebob007 No lol, the section “Your honour, he came inside me faster than the cops!” Is the one in question here, not the one word in the opening. It is uh, how should I say, suggestive O_o

OMG ROFLOL You're so right!

Stranger... you win.

This guy markets

Great marketing genius.

When it comes to advertising the company is representing the product that inlays within the package if you judge a mouse on it's ability to fly then you question your own intelligence... But who am I too judge you're already winning with people who agree with your pointless comment.

While you might be spot on, I'm pretty sure it more of it has to do with being a developing channel. You don't really have confidence when your channel is small, and your presentation (demeanor, way of speaking, tone etc) aren't set in stone yet.

Really provides some dramatic imagery to their term "picking attacks"

They could have been referencing a wave rake... but where's the turning tool?

Zeeth Kyrah that’s what I wanna know too. Maybe that’s why they couldn’t pick it themselves lmfao

S H A N K E D

T H E B O O T

True o.o

I would give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that by "maximum security" they actually are referring to ANSI Grade I and are just assuming consumers would have no idea what ANSI Grade I means (which most people wouldn't). In that case it is certainly possible to exceed the minimum standard required to meet ANSI Grade I. I think they are referring to "maximum security" as a category, not literally referring to the maximum possible security.

They meant Magnus Maximus, who has been dead for more than 1600 years.

You're 150% right!

I think it’s meant to be hyperbolic for the purposes of getting people to watch

I agree! Not only have his lock picking skills improved but also his “showmanship” or presentation skills; it’s a lot smoother and nice to follow along in the newer videos.

BIRDY BOY 🤤

Fort Knox doesn't have a lock, just a bunch of really really bored soldiers with live ammo and orders to shoot anything that moves.

Now that's *real* ultra max security right there

@@Dashai2 iirc they actually have most of the soldiers at a training simulation type area in the woods just near the vault and if anything happens at the vault they're all rotated to the vault instsntly but I heard it in a documentary like 7 years ago could be wrong 😅

@@pandaeateh890 Fort Knox doesn't hold gold any more.

As in the packaging can be opened without scissors. Less risk of cutting yourself when removing the packaging.

He has videos on exactly how to do this.

God I can't stop laughing

Sounds like Apples new naming line.

sounds like something you could find on Wish 💀

Needs adamantium, neutronium, or at least tritanium.

He take these locks serious. He is the lock picking lawyer. He represents the locks

Like a pissed off mr Roger's

And like sad or depressed or something

@@johnace1707 This masterful pun went completely unnoticed for 5 months until now. Well done, stranger!

This is 5 years old u dickhead

I can’t stop laughing at donkey steak long enough to answer...

Good term for this kind of thing actually. "This is a real donkey steak of a lock"

Depends on how they worded it. If the full text says something along the lines of “compared to Kwik Set Maximum Security locks”, that’s like saying “50% more! (than our smaller package)” which is completely legal. Caveat emptor, always read the fine print.

Robert Miles It's like labeling food "Organic". Since there is no legal definition of the term, you can slap it on whatever you want.

Mmmmm.... Donkey steak. Wrapped in turkey bacon.

Unsigned lock.

Perhaps this is a pre-2000 lock that suffers from the Y2K bug?

Lol. So good.

Security overflow error.

PickOverflow

His voice is so different

Makes me sad a little

I noticed that too. Maybe reading 'exceeds maximum security' 7 times took its toll on LPL mood.

He's changed/matured as a person & a content creator over the past 5 years... As everyone does.

Sounds sick to me

He's said in the past he'll have a glass of Scotch before his videos. This sounds like more 2 or 3 than 1. 😆 Makes it even more impressive.

Jeje

I know, right? Hearing his frustration when trying to get the lock open; it's really sad to see. You've got a great lock, mate, and I hope you sleep well at night knowing you've got a lock that *exceeds maximum security*!

Any company savvy enough to make a lock like that would call it pick resistant... because they would also be savvy enough to know that eventually, the pickers always prevail!

The lock referenced above is the Roko 1200 series aka Ruko D12.. they rate it at 7-10 minutes resistance which, all things equal, is being more than fair to the consumer I think.

Drill around the lock at 3 and 9 o'clock and they'll all fall off exactly the same in less than one minute. Real criminals don't pick locks to gain entry.

@オオカミの王 That's where the mounting screws are.

Hey hey hey... it was a full 30 seconds. lol

Is that a challenge to LPL?

Gotta read that fine print.

LOL!!!

woowooNeedsFaith and who is to blame for defending such a claim, legally?

Plastic clamshell packaging is more of a challenge to open than this lock 😂

He sounded so young and nervous being on camera back then. Now it's "THIS is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is... (Literally any lock in the world). Okay. We're going to use [top of/bottom of] the keyway tension and use a standard [XY] thousandths pick....... and we got it open.

Yeah he sounds quite jaded now dosent he, hes gotten to the point where theirs no more challenge, figure he got to that point right around when his Ramset videos started

He's losing hope

@@AgentOffice He still hasn't defeated the bowley.

Yooo I didn’t realize it was an old video until i saw your comment. I thought he is sad because of the pandemic or something.

and so many don't ever work. The security is so obviously non existent yet key machines still can't duplicate it 50% of the time.

That will happen if they don’t clean and calibrate it or change blades after a number of keys.

That’s a really good point.

You wouldn't get anywhere. It is pick resistant. Not impenetrable

@@TheFreshSpam well, its evidently not

@@novastar6112 if the lock doesn't open when tapped with the picks its pick resistant. It resisted it. Its didnt just open. It was resistant to picks not impenetrable. Resistant means it puts up a fuss or slows you down but doesnt stop. Look up what resist means

@@TheFreshSpam didn't say "resistant". It says "anti-pick". They might have dodged the "pick-proof" claim, but anti-pick is sure as hell close, if not the same.

@@avinotion I would probably argue that "anti-pick" technically doesn't mean anything. It's like saying "anti-walk", it doesn't really make sense. "Anti" as a prefix normally refers to the opposite of a noun or verb, take "antimatter" for instance, it is literally the exact opposite of matter. Things that slow, resist or prevent something usually aren't referred to in that way. Take a fire blanket, for instance, those would be described as "flame-resistant" or "fire-retardant" but not "anti-fire".

Know those idiots they’ll put a label on the box saying “featured on LPL video”

Better off putting a sticker saying "Beware of the dog"

@@ShotgunNinja01 Meanwhile the dog: *Is a Chihuahua*

Probably a better deterrent than the lock itself honestly

Reminds me of the "Automatic Security" stickers and fake bells that people without security systems put on to deter unwanted entry. IMHO the stickers etc. work, and are a LOT cheaper.

But if I read him right, LPL would be the kind of dad to say out loud, "I'm going to pick this lock now. If you have anything to say, now is the time..." Growing up, he'd be a man I'd respect.

XD

They'd have a bolt lock if it was a bedroom though

@@johnmartinez7440 , depending on the design, I'd say that bolt locks are pretty easy to deal with as well.

If you lived with LPL and didn't install a deadbolt, that's on you.

But.... But the package was so shinny. It has to be food if they make that effort

That’s marketing for you

As a tech-nerd, l think good products don't need marketing. Just print the spec sheet on the box and people will know it's good!

Like food that presents itself as "Gourmet"

@@trashgarbage7234 oops, that was a weird autocorrect typo

supposed*

@@jtm232556Actually it's "supposed" not with an *

@@jtm232556 Grammar Nazi!

Two years later I read this... that's awesome brother. Hope it's all going great.

Most of them are.

I thought thats what their name implyed it was easy to kwikset the pins

Yeah, I call cheats. Cheats and Hacks! Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater! ;P

The guy in the picture has flawless form.

A lock the LPL can't pick within 20 minutes - that's max security.

@Mauro Molinero I just use the resto loop to enchant up a ring that gives me +10,000 in lock picking... even the toughest locks open with 0 effort

@@robertthomas5906 I doubt it exists.

Well, it DID take longer to open than the lock!

LOL

Hehe, thanks for the comment thread, everyone.

Perhaps they could just pay the guy of the channel "Stuff Made Here" for his lock design. True it may be a bit more costly, but if it is a lock that held up really well to LPL's attacks and would most likely be a huge step up to any other household lock.

I wish they gave that much of a shit

@@sgvincent100 if I recall (its been like 6 months) LPL did not pick SMH's version 2 lock with back cover. Additionally, my point was not that SMH's lock was not unpickable. Rather from a security standpoint it was significantly better and would most likely deter all but the more experienced lock picker. Sometimes something does not have to be perfect in order to simply be a better enough solution to be worth while.

Next time I buy a lock I’m using the packaging to lock my door. And just throw away the lock.

Thanks... it is deserved. Not that this lock is awful (it's bad, but not that bad), but the marketing is just silly!

LockPickingLawyer no, its bad. did they even try tp provide bump protectio other than the spools that were probably compensated for by the beveled key pins?

LockPickingLawyer It exceeded maximum security and buffer overflowed into low security

They don't care. They already got his money.

When a company makes such a ridiculous claim they are asking for it.

If it lasts 20 secs it is good

Dude, I know. I started this expecting to hear his normal intro 😂

Either that or the marketing department is as ignorant in physical security matters as most other people.

i'm sure you're right about the marketing dept. but someone with oversight must know better, que no?

Ahh, the Coca-cola Vitamin Water defense! Sure it screams healthy all over the bottle, but any fool can see the metric ton of sugar on the nutritional facts and realize it's satire!

How do you exceed "maximum"? There's a sucker born every minute.

I think the claim they make is for the buyers out there at the big box stores.

Kinda just depends on what you have to lock up. You could put the best lock ever made on a storage unit. I don't have to touch the lock, I can just remove the whole latch using a drill with a stepped bit and tin snips. Every lock is designed to be bypassed. Locks keep honest people honest. The harder you have to work to steal something the more time you have to contemplate your decisions in life. lol.

LPL said over and over, it doesn't matter what locks you put on, don't spend too much money on them, usually a $20 kwikset is alright, because at the end of the day, your house has windows, and a robber doesn't care if he breaks your lock, door, window or wastes time to pick it. They will do it when noone's home and most likely not by picking. Drilling through if anything.

Yeah... a metal welded room...o wait ... even that is penetrable

Komen Cents Your a Douche bag.

We are still waiting...

More than likely there was some guy in marketing who noticed a "maximum security" lock had 5 pins and figured since ours has 6... Lets say it is beyond max! Just without realizing that more pins doesn't necessarily mean better.

I am sure true quality lock companies do. But in reality there probably is no unpickable lock.

@@kokomo9764 Well you could probably make an "unpickable lock" which doesn't preclude it from having other points of failure. And it might even be possible to make a lock that literally cannot be opened without Key or combination but it would probably be to complicated and expensive to mass produce.

@crookshanks259 You are probably right. It would also be too expensive for the average person to buy. I don't own anything very valuable, so I'll just stick with Masterlock. At least I will know that if I lose the key, I can still get in.

@@kokomo9764 - No, there's that ONE that LPL couldn't do. I forget the maker (Bowley), but it was an incredible design. It had to have a steel key because it had this cutout ward running down the length of it. You had to stick it in, turn it 180º, push it in another 1/16 inch, and THEN turn it to engage the tumblers, which were protected completely within another cylinder within the lock cylinder. And there was a rotating sleeve that protected that cylinder, so you couldn't get a tension tool in there and effectively put any rotation tension on the cylinder OR use any sort of standard type picks to manipulate the tumblers. LPL did think he ~might~ be able to fashion some sort of special tools just to pick that one lock after gutting it to examine the design, be he actually sounded sort of doubtful, and he's never made a follow up of that sort, only a f/u to look at the beefy as hell padlock the same company made with the same type of lock cylinder, which actually had some security improvements over the last design. The only weaknesses were in the lock body and shackle design themselves IIRC. That is the ONLY time I've ever seen LPL defeated by a lock, and he actually sounded impressed, frustrated, and confused all at the same time xD.

I feel ya, those are tough to get into!

Better than most, and yes, most open with extremely little effort.

LockPickingLawyer What quickest has the best security without the hype marketing? I've watched so many of your videos. You never mention something worth buying.

Danny G quick set isn't worth buying. , on Locklab (Bosnian bill's site) there's a list of several decent locks, both padlocks and door locks. I wouldn't be surprised if LPL has a list somewhere too since its a fairly common question, but I just remember where to find Bill's

metamorphicorder yes... My first Kwikset I ever picked took me 26 seconds... With ONE HAND (tensioning and picking),

Danny G none. Buy from a local locksmith and go commercial if you can afford it. EVVA makes some quality hardware, so does Assa Abboy... There are many others, though most will need to be ordered and you won't get them for $20.

Yeah but this *exceeds* maximum security. By having less pins, no gated keyway, no abnormal tumblers, spool drivers...

Well, there are 11 pin bibles

But, but... it's ULTRA security!