A "Balanced" TF2 Weapon Generator 

10- helth

@@archive-ps6kl you don't know math, clearly.

@@aaronking2020 -10 could actually be infinite health. Idk how tf2 works but if your health reaches 0, you die, but if your health is negative, your health will always be negative no matter how much damage you take, so you will never die as your health never hit 0.

@@djrei-y4645 -10 health means 10 point less of health, not negative health

you stole mine and i love that

how dare thee

That's the most useless weapon ever

You’re not a god then You become a false one

-grammar

Pros: +25% fall damage resistance while deployed Cons: -existing kills you

This needs to be a thing

TF2Classic has a randomizer mode which includes the option to have randomized item attributes, it kinda plays like one would expect this to be.

We need this.

This would be the definition of chaos, and I'm all for it.

You either can’t do shit or will become the god of all realities

No, Valve used this to *BALANCE* tf2 weapons

That’s what they did for the pyro melees at the least

@@felixargyle3194 Then there's the Phlog. My God, the phlog.

No just the dragons fury Fast fire Basically crit damage

Scorch Shot

That's what I was thinking

maybe the deployed shit is during the charge

Go ahead Play Upward or Degrootkeep

But it would only cause knockback you if you got the shield bash kill

So like a spring or an airbag

Plot twist: it’s the same tool

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The nerf is just an axe they hit the weapon with a couple of times and call it a day

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Demoknight tf2

Caberknight tf2

I imagine the kill just causes their rag doll to go absolutely flying

I just imagine it knocks you back after kill but if its the rag doll then it would be absolutely amazing

Dead ringer spies: AAAAHHHHH

A new kukri for the Sniper: On hit: Marks for death enemy +95% weapon switch on wearer Guaranteed critical hits on players marked for death Cons: +65% fire damage vulndurability while deployed

I just got “A new Minigun for the Heavy Weapons guy: Pros: Crits on equip Cons: All damage is critical hits

@FilippoAndMind It is a pretty interesting concept, not sure what the weapon design would be though. Maybe a space weapon, like the Phlog, or the Cow Mangler 9000.

it has literally no downside, if you take fire damage swap to the danger shield and deploy your sniper rifle, not only will you negate the downside completely because it's con is when it's *deployed* and not all the time, but the danger shield increases defense against fire. On top of that, it's only downside is for one class only, banking on them getting close to the class with the most range, or counting on a pyro with a flare gun hitting you while you have your melee out for some reason... Yeah it's not a good weapon design as it already infringes on the jarate bush combo which as infuriating as it is. it's more balanced due to the need to equip jarate over a secondary, being exclusively melee at close range, and being a downgrade in normal fights. The minicrits don't help the team unlike scout and his fan of war which has a big downside for that type of weapon because he has the speed and agility to land those melees. So this sniper weapon is not only better then stock, it's better then the bush combo which has the exact same gimmick as this weapon except worse because you trade so much for the ability to maybe ond shot light classes with melee. Ah wrong.guy I quoted, fuck

@@travelsizedarchie and then everyone clapped

Is that movement speed whilst the wrench is deployed, or at all times?

@@Frog-ux5qu All the time, it didn't say 'while active' in front of it.

The perfect turtle wrench

The turtle engie

This is for the turtle engi, you just switch from one wrench to another after making your settup

I got a sniper smg that douses enemy in mad milk if you hit them But does only 25% damage And environmental threats do +70% damage to you (I guess drowning counts as environmental? )

@@he3004 You get a nasty sun burn the second you go outside It doesn't do anything game play wise, but you grunt when you make weird movements and facial expressions

I got "Guaranteed mini-crit damage on Jarated players" in cost of -95% clip size for Soldier's rocket launcher.

@@kalimatronix -95% from 4 rounds down to 0 rockets.

@@he3004 apart from drowning and maybe fall damage all environmental damage just instantly kills you.

And posdibility, that some of them are actually creative and good

I feel like these generators can be good to come up with ideas, as long as you just use the results as a base (so tweak the numbers and such) Then again, I really like the weapons that actually do some unique stuff a lot more

unbalanced, remove random crits

Ah shit I’m sorry I forgot to add that thank you for telling me

@@totallynotarobot9622 no problem, we gotta make all weapons in tf2 more balanced and fun

@@xxfortnitegamerxx8536 update: crits removed, too confusing for new players

Also, +40 max health, -50 max health

Why did you make me suffer from all of that

Just learn to airblast you noob !

Sniper from degrootkeep would like to know your location

@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 airblasting arrows is hell

@@DanielFerreira-ez8qd Airblasting projectiles in general is hell, people say the airblast hitbox is huge but they dont tell you how that hitbox is flat like a windshield.

They forgot to mention that this is a unique sword you can throw at opponents

@@GabrielAidley and it's equiped in the secondary slot to be thrown plus when you also have it in the melee slot you dual-weild the swords for max epicness, no random crits

That would be useless for sniper too cause he gets crits on headshot no matter what

Actually, headshots aren't guaranteed crits. They usually are, and I know I'm ruining the joke, but there are effects that make headshots, well, not crits.

Yes finally you can actually aim for the head to properly chop it off

It’s all fun and games until a soldier and/or pyro clap you without your resistances

No resintances!

@@tugazu NO CAPES

@@angellm8192 breaks on x kills crits on headshot x less healing from x sources x degrees projectile deviation x more firing speed switch from and switch to stats if this is a joke...

Make the dream happen

mmm

@@emcdermott3602 lol

@@emcdermott3602 A new flare gun for the Pyro: Pros: On hit: Ignites enemy Cons: +10% fall damage vulndurability on wearer -20% damage to buildings while deployed -25 max health

confused stonks

@@samdaman2939 Can do you one better. A new flare gun for Pyro: Pros: On hit: ignites enemies +10 max health Cons: Afterburn damage this weapon deals -95% Afterburn duration reduced by 50% -35 maximum health

Dang, i kinda wish i was blind then

I call it the "Blind Fire"!

You forgot no random critical hits, too unbalanced

That’s like playing as earlier update of Cave Johnson in a FF2 map where the grenade (explosive lemon) launcher barrel covers your entire view.

With my skill of pipe that won’t be any different, so I say it’s a upgrade

it would be named something like random.tf

So what happens if everyone uses weapons to kill everyone on the server?

It looks like the backstab glitch when you are invisible

Thats a regular stab that killed heavy because he didnt had that much hp

@@tezcanaslan2877Check the kill feed, it's a backstab

@@tezcanaslan2877 no it isn't 1.animation 2.kill feed Both say it was a back stab

@@tezcanaslan2877 his health was full the kill feed was the backstab and the animation

The scout would have 75 of health wtf

@@potoman helth.

Equips the sandman to insert dominance

@Rtu Barmen Ah thx for the info. But shouldn't it be -50% Spin-up speed then?

@@yournamehere8123 i think it is calculated like this: If the standart Spin Up tine would be 3 seconds and another minigun has -50% Spin up speed it would take 4.5 seconds to spin up

@@serenitytwinkle5105 Yes yes, i get how it's calculated. But i was thinking about the way it is displayed could be wrong. Double the time to spin-up means half the speed. So +100% Spin-up-Time means -50% Spin-up-Speed. That's why I was wondering about -100% Spin-up-Speed, because that would set the Spin-up-time to infinite.

@@yournamehere8123 You say you know how it's calculated yet continue trying to figure out why it's calculated and displayed that way lol

@@TheDream64 Yes, that's why I said -50% Speed or +100% Time required. -100% of 3 is 0, so your spin-up-speed would be at 0 or your spin-up time at infinity.

it says by deathwood at the top though?

@@zeruela06 yea

Ortiel makes random gen from which this was created

I think it sends you back which would be really cool tbh

@@danielshrekoderbanner thats a cool very demo idea- i imagine a demo charge shield with an explosive on it, and when he collides it explodes, dealing big AoE damage and knocking the demoman back for a small bit of self damage. Not a lot though, because unlike the caber, the explosion is totaly being blocked by a small shield.

Wrong

@@certifiedgigachad8419 yeah, the proper spelling is vuldnendurabinyndiability

@@certifiedgigachad8419 Who's gonna tell 'em

I am still laughing At that vulndurabilility

@Rtu Barmen vulndurability*

help im in a nutshell

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

no random crit

you forgot the +40 max health

Press X for same

also it'd probably apply to the Crusader's Crossbow as well

yeah so i did the math on the saw and it does 130 fucking damage, considering that random crits do 3x as much, this thing does 390 damage, that's more than a crit pill. imagine kritzing this. you can kill everything except an overhealed heavy.

@@dr_doritotf2305 Move over Demoknight. The Medicknight is here

A weapon, that makes you potentially immortal when you are skilled, and turns u into poo if u r a mindless gibus

Could be nice for countering the direct hit

Me and the bois waiting entire life to see number go up to 8:

so airblast but if you fail you die

Piss on pyro

God that sucks

Add more pros.

/hates

You say that until your entire team gets head shot by a decent sniper in like 3 seconds

So it's the candy cane but a gun?

oh no

pair that sniper rifle with the bushwacka and holy shit.

This rifle paired with danger shield + bushwhacka would be crazy, negating that single downside AND getting guaranteed crits with bushwhacka

It doesn't shoot arrows tho. It used to, thus the "no critical hit on headshot" stat they never removed, but it was changed to shoot seringes

Lol spy does not need worse accuracy

That Flamethrower is ridiculous, you are like a walking death machine

*critical hits on headshots* First of all sticky bomb launcher can't headshot Second of all You always get crits on heads shot at least for sniper *sorry M8 im confused as well*

Just blast their face and Boom, crits that literally instakill

Maybe it'd be a tool to reward airburst stickyspammers, but only if it ONLY hits head hitboxes

@@DouglasDaWolf but sticky bombs don't explode on impact and they Also jump off enemies So it whould be a direct downgrade

@@Szpieg2000 I mean if the demoman manually detonated the sticky in the air above an enemy’s head, it’d crit them

Perfect for practicing your aim

+20 max health (it's something) for a lower jump height while deployed (like that would make a difference) and 40% damage vulnerability (again, that's pretty much non-existent). That's a small buff over stock.

Order the exterminatus

So it jarates the corpse Cool.

It's a 10x server and he's using the Kunai

Wouldnt be as chaotic as your average 10x server

@@dean_l33 ik but you can add 10x plugin as well

Hybrid knights would finally have a sword just for them

Eh the fire arrows would make it less practical

But then again shields should protect you from arrows

...literally

Pyro's revenge.