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With an incoherent plot, the worst fight scenes ever, and the most dialogue in any movie ever, Tim Kincaid's The Occultist is a bonkers watch. There's a cyborg in it, for some reason. Kincaid is rapidly becoming one of my favorite bad movie directors.
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@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

No one shoots fight scenes like Tim Kincaid. Legend.

@GamesFromSpace 8 месяцев назад

All the grace of an early 3D fighting game.

@zombie5505 8 месяцев назад

The ufc must have blown this guys mind

@maxbrandt6 8 месяцев назад

Fight scenes right out of a high school play, wow!

@TeksonikAudio 8 месяцев назад

We need to start rating these movies by the number of times you have to use Dave's "O" face to cover up the action. I think this was about a 10 Dave Head movie.

@tigrecito48 8 месяцев назад

Tim Kincaid... Surname of a badass gunfighter... First name of a geek... the perfect combo!

@davidtatro7457 8 месяцев назад

This movie basically shows us what all modern Hollywood fight scenes look like before they chop them up and remove a bunch of frames to make it look like the actors are fast.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Haha!

@josephhubisz8610 8 месяцев назад

As someone in a job that is slowly sucking the soul out of my body, I truly rejoice that you found something you love to do and turned it into a great success. I laugh so hard watching you guys watch a bad movie. What a concept - you are a genius!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Thanks, bud! I appreciate that.

@genxer1 8 месяцев назад

I hear you. I am in my 50's, so the Cannon films of the 80's are right up my alley. Seeing the joy these guys get from some of my old favorites that I used to wear out on VHS like Revenge of the Ninja, Lone Wolf McQuade, Missing in Action, the Death Wish films and Invasion USA warms what little soul I have left. I have watched those reviews repeatedly and it never gets old.

@thechrisandphaedrusshow 8 месяцев назад

I get the impression Tim Kincaid won like 60$ on a scratch ticket and as he was celebrating he got the idea to write the greatest movie script known to humanity, but he was only able to use 23$ on the budget because he had to keep the repo men off his back from the last disaster he was involved in... Thanks guys I laughed my ass off on this one, it was just so horrible! Cheers!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

You just wrote a better story than this movie has🤣

@s3.14dervision 8 месяцев назад

This movie has more dialogue than The King's Speech.

@TheUltrahypnotoad 8 месяцев назад

"OMG, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" Combat begins... "OMG, GO BACK TO TALKING!"

@genecanfield3681 8 месяцев назад

What could go wrong, Tim Kincade, voodoo zombies, amateur porn actors, and fight scenes sorely in need of a double shot of B12 with a pinch of crystal meth.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

My kinda movie!

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 8 месяцев назад

Change the name of the show from "So bad it's good" to "I didn't have a bad time watching this movie" and Erin would have got it from day one.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

🤣

@eldritchmorgasm4018 8 месяцев назад

"I didn't have a bad time warching this BAD movie: Yes or No", just to make sure 🤗

@sparkplug405 8 месяцев назад

The slo mo fight scenes where everyone looks like they're trying to remember their choreography kill me 😅

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

They're the best!

@mechaman7818 8 месяцев назад

18:40 Whoa. Did that guy just use a finger gun? A finger gun loaded with a firework? What a hero.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Total stud.

@jimbojones7044 8 месяцев назад

Ya that guy didn’t even have a gun lolz

@SKOTxFREE 8 месяцев назад

I said the same that’s a f’n finger gun! I paused it!

@Trashslayer76 8 месяцев назад

I'm thinking the team of preppie observers are named Chad, Tad, Brad and Thad

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Hah, no doubt.

@PtsDeeznutz 8 месяцев назад

You two should start calling each other "husband" and "wife" to fit the movies dynamic

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Hah, we should have.

@PtsDeeznutz 8 месяцев назад

@@JasonBranti just heard Erins comment about punch at the end of the vid. It was a huge thing to do at church socials and such when i was a kid (like 40 years ago) I never liked it either, it looks like a rainbow threw up 🤢

@burninsherman1037 Месяц назад

@@PtsDeeznutzI haven't even gotten to that part, but from your description alone I know exactly what kinda punch you're talking about. The old folks at the church I grew up going to used to make that nasty shit sometimes. It's sooooo bad!

@richardives4811 8 месяцев назад

The guy swinging that mace was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a movie 😂

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

And it's out of nowhere!

@remliqa 8 месяцев назад

It's more like a flail than a mace , though.

@Michael-uf1hz 4 месяца назад

Definitely discount kill bill vibes

@stonecoldku4161 8 месяцев назад

4:04 "He's just dumping all the information." "Coming at you fast." First off Erin "That's what she said." Second. This is an 80-minute movie and we spent 10 minutes in that opening ritual. WE'VE GOTTA F**KING MOVE!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Hah, true.

@dr.burtgummerfan439 8 месяцев назад

Wow! "Machine Gun Dong" was my nickname in high school! What are the odds??

@TheGhostofJTWalsh 8 месяцев назад

Vietnamese schools can be rough

@Jimmy40k 8 месяцев назад

Erin was on form for this one, "Not shooting blanks," "Double headshot." Class act. Also, I like any movie where people talk to each other while standing in a semi-cirle shoulder-to-shoulder.

@jaredlitherland2670 8 месяцев назад

Brants -- I apologize for all of the brutal dialog. Could only find 1 scene from this movie online and it was the cyborg firing his machine gun peen. That 1 min. made me "pull the trigger" on adding it to the SBIG library. Forgive me!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

I really dug this movie! The insane dialog will make me remember it. I need all the Kincaid movies now. Thanks for sending it!

@Specter5053 8 месяцев назад

How do you get your hands on these?

@burninsherman1037 Месяц назад

@@Specter5053can't speak for him, but if ya wanna find weird, obscure flicks I'd recommend pawn shops, game shops that also sell used movies, movie stores if you can find any (sadly, it seems like there aren't many left), and dig through shit online for them (you may have to get some bootlegged dvds, cause alotta this stuff sadly doesn't have an official dvd release).

@stonecoldku4161 8 месяцев назад

0:51 That guy is not doing voodoo magic. He is trying to not crap his pants.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

haha

@RossTheNinja 8 месяцев назад

Aren't we all

@jasonpatterson8091 8 месяцев назад

When he shoots the guy running down the stairs and then the shootout ends for no apparent reason (18:40), the guy shot with his pointer finger. I saw it and was confused - I thought the lighting was terrible and he had a tiny gun or something. Robot finger guns makes the next line, "I told you you'd thank me for that someday," make more sense. Is combover the guy who invented the cyborg?!?!

@stonecoldku4161 8 месяцев назад

3:09 Oops. The anesthetic wore off.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Dude just woke up.

@quinkelly1441 8 месяцев назад

This movie had the greatest unpaid costar actor lady's and gentlemen I give you Stairs.

@GamesFromSpace 8 месяцев назад

They're definitely going places.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

The stairs should have been credited.

@quinkelly1441 8 месяцев назад

@@JasonBrant on Friday or sooner their will a box full of cookies and cream candy bars for the whole SBIG crew

@goodpplz123 8 месяцев назад

I love the Ernie McCracken combover. If I ever bald I’m definitely doing my hair that way. It’s so sophisticated.

@mechaman7818 8 месяцев назад

It makes more sense than a gun arm. You get to keep both hands free just incase you need them.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

🤣

@miikkapulli 8 месяцев назад

And the hands are needed for the reloading.... Probably two drum magazines underneath the gun, the other slightly larger than the other.

@waynesmiley2207 8 месяцев назад

The pants zip up after the crotch shootout in the bathroom was the equivalent of a cowboy blowing the smoke away from his barrel after a quickdraw 🤣

@villematiashaukia9633 8 месяцев назад

I usually wait and watch these immediately when they come out... Stupid afternoon nap!!! Just woke up. Time to laugh. :)

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Hope you dig it.

@villematiashaukia9633 8 месяцев назад

@@JasonBrant Erin laughing to shooting scene is epic and characteristic! :) more dialogue than in eight episodes of Ahsoka

@zombehnashun 8 месяцев назад

This probably isn't what you guys had in mind when you wanted to watch a movie for "The Plot".

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

🤣

@alexkaen1701 8 месяцев назад

The man was 100% a cyborg or robot, which makes perfect sense for a movie about voodoo

@someonesane 8 месяцев назад

I'm having trouble determining if this is a better Inspector Gadget than the Brodrick version...

@craigstrickland1572 8 месяцев назад

This movie has it all...and by that I mean everyone in the free world is in it!!! These guns popping out of everywhere might give some nefarious sorts, bad ideas!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

There are so many people in this movie it's crazy.

@FreejackVesa 8 месяцев назад

There's a lot of theories about front loaded (and I mean action up from, boring after, movies). I think it's all about convincing distributors on low budget movies upfront that the movie is worth distributing. Especially back in the days when many theaters were privately own compared to the corporate ownership today. I worked at a VHS store almost 30 years ago and eventually dipped my toe in distribution before changing careers.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

That's what I've always heard.

@scribesntribes 8 месяцев назад

"FINDS MURDER HILARIOUS"... you guys are the best! 🤣🤣

@leighhunt6331 8 месяцев назад

"Que'ce que vouz croivez vous?" translates to "What do you believe?".

@stonecoldku4161 8 месяцев назад

20:59 If you shake it more than twice, you're just playing with it pal.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

He definitely plays with it.

@TheGhostofJTWalsh 8 месяцев назад

The mother father mother father edit was pretty great

@castortroy6588 8 месяцев назад

Happy Sunday Brant Gang and Brant Fam !!! Love from Ireland 🇮🇪 ❤️

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Happy Sunday!

@kyleparrish2026 8 месяцев назад

Notice how when Rail Queen tackles Comb-over in the surveillance room, he takes the extra step to hang up the phone he was holding even though she's throttling him. Nothing gets in the way of that guy's phone call etiquette!

@FutureChaosTV 8 месяцев назад

One of the funniest bad movies on this channel! ❤ Maybe, Brian should explain to Erin that when she is laughing a lot and having fun it is a "good bad movie" a.k.a. "so bad it's good"? 🎉😂

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

To be fair, I fast forwarded through the non-stop dialogue in this movie. The video doesn't show it, but there are LONG stretches where nothing happens. I just happen to like bad writing.

@FutureChaosTV 8 месяцев назад

@@JasonBrant Yeah, then thank you for making it as entertaining as possible! 👍🥳 And props to Erin for being a good sport 😉

@deeprivercanada 8 месяцев назад

When a movie sucks so bad it’s painful to watch, you have yourself a keeper. Horrible gems rock.

@Frothenbath1 8 месяцев назад

When you book a majestic staircase like that, you use the hell out of it!

@yt_Ajay_ 8 месяцев назад

That dude brought a knife to a gun fight and won

@Eric_01 8 месяцев назад

Just throwing it out there, I totally remember and support the position on fancy punch. Sherbet! Isn't it weird that the entire world pronounces it "sure, Burt"?

@deeprivercanada 8 месяцев назад

As a bad movie aficionado, I have watched Plan 9 hundreds of times as an example, love all of what they bring to a love/ hate dynamic I know so well.

@noneya3635 8 месяцев назад

Oh my heart just skipped a major beat when I saw Erin’s band hat ! 😻 this channel just got a a massive cool boost.

@shellac23 8 месяцев назад

Who is it? Hail Satan?

@DJPebs522 8 месяцев назад

If people are skinning chickens in a movie and no one is banging, then I don't need to watch it.

@flabreque 8 месяцев назад

The one time where the answer to “is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” is actually a gun.

@eduardodiaz9942 8 месяцев назад

Methinks Kincaid was trying to pull a Tarantino with all this dialogue. The difference being that, unlike Tarantino, Kincaid can't write compelling dialogue to save his life.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Kincaid is Tarantino's main influence.

@megatronjenkins2473 8 месяцев назад

7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!! Work soon wheeeeeeee, time for a movie I don't know!!! ON WIT DA FUN!!!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

How long is your shift today?

@megatronjenkins2473 8 месяцев назад

@@JasonBrant 8 hours, likely

@christamblyn6780 8 месяцев назад

Boot gun, dick gun, and finger blaster! This movie was an ass cannon short of being perfect.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

So close to perfect.

@nohandlenotme 8 месяцев назад

Shoe gun by STEPPS, when you really need to put a hole in something. This shoe will slay the people who want your style selection in shoe ware. Brought to you buy finger shot!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

🤣

@Hykje 8 месяцев назад

The storytelling is literary "story telling" or tell not show because we can't afford to show it.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

100%

@RossTheNinja 8 месяцев назад

And when they tried to tell we couldn't hear them

@7woundsfist 8 месяцев назад

Gives the term money shot, a new meaning. 😂

@ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 8 месяцев назад

21:00 - the guy just behind his shoulder, in between the comb over guy.. Look at his face, and tell me absolutely pissing himself with laughter!!!!

@commgen 8 месяцев назад

19:10 - I guess he had to shoe..t!

@jamesnorman9160 8 месяцев назад

Dude on phone: Well our least expensive model, is the barking doorbell. Erin: *FML expression* xD Also, you complain when movies have fights that have been obviously sped up, but this movie went the opposite direction. Like come on, you could have practiced the choreography at least a few more hours. Gotta love those movies put together by someone who has no clue how to make a movie competently.

@jasonjones7461 8 месяцев назад

Lol that was great. I think watching the edited RU-vid versions end up cutting out ALOT of the boring parts and we only get subjected to mostly the absurd parts. I thought for sure Erin would give it the stamp but that would explain why she didn't

@TrashWerewolf 8 месяцев назад

I think the noise you kept asking about was a sound effect from the 80s arcade game Defender. It's a sound that the ship made as it was flying around.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

No kidding?

@ryanf8683 8 месяцев назад

Brian took one look and bounced.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

He would have hated this.

@tim4883 8 месяцев назад

Hey guys. Thanks for the video have a great day!!

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Thanks for watching!

@Corn-Pop. 8 месяцев назад

"GETTING SKINNED LIKE CHICKEN" her reactions crack me up

@Desmo904 8 месяцев назад

For some reason I want to see the movie of the Cyborg Tech who thought up the Peen-gun and NO ONE at work thought he was weird and they let him build it! The Foot-gun guy was like "You're weird Bill"

@TSHHVA24 8 месяцев назад

If you or someone you love has been affected by Sudden Onset Cyborg Sydrome, don't be afraid to ask for help. You are not alone, even the Empress of Random Gibberishia has been touched by this dangerous illness. Act now, before a grenade launcher suddenly appears in your sphincter. Nobody wants that.

@RustBunny 8 месяцев назад

Did Tim Kincaid try to make the first live action Inspector Gadget and come up with this movie instead?

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

hah, love it.

@LifesNeverHumDrum 8 месяцев назад

I don’t think I’ve ever understood a movie less than this one

@KevinStClair-ph6me 8 месяцев назад

The west PA yinzer accent pops up with “sherbert”. This is why you keep her on the show to translate Southern to English. Your T-shirt game is strong on this episode.

@Psyrus88 8 месяцев назад

The plot is a boat and Combover was human ballast every time he's on screen.

@bal5884 8 месяцев назад

We needed 80mins of them fight scenes, would have been the greatest film ever 😅

@ClosedEyeVisualisations 8 месяцев назад

Erins face at 12:38 lol

@haruruben 8 месяцев назад

You had me at 'machine Gunn dong'

@Subjectivity13 8 месяцев назад

Nice Halestorm beanie, but I can tell Erin didn't miss the misery in this one. I'm so glad Jason cut 90% of the pointless dialog out of this video. It's such a shame, because there was clearly a LOT to explain in this, and yet even with all that talking, I never heard anybody say a word like "cyborg" that actually would have explained the movie a bit.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

We had ZERO idea he was a cyborg until the very end.

@Squiggly667 8 месяцев назад

That character should be named Richard Cannon.

@anthonyholmes5965 8 месяцев назад

The dude with the comb over makes me think he’s Bob Newhart from Wish. Lol

@tigrecito48 8 месяцев назад

11:06 is that the guy on Big Bang Theory who comes to Sheldon as a ghost dressed as Obi Wan Kenobi???

@csmadisun 8 месяцев назад

Tim KIncaid also directed Robot Holocaust, which is perfect for this show... AND has one of the best good-bad performances in the history of cinema with Valaria - her accent has to be heard to be believed. It was on MST3K for a reason. Kincaid also directed Breeders, a nasty exploitative film that is almost exactly what you're imagining just from the title, only far more boring. Stay away from that one unless you want one HELL of an editing job to make it RU-vid-acceptable - there's an awful lot of female nudity.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

I have a feeling we'll watch both those. Love these Kincaid movies.

@megatronjenkins2473 8 месяцев назад

3:18 (sigh) one of THOSE movies🤣🤣🤣

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

What's that?

@DreySlayking 8 месяцев назад

6:27 Jason laying down the law on the combover.

@TirpitzLuminare 8 месяцев назад

That final kill was actually badass.

@veronho1ness 8 месяцев назад

I'm surprised that you didn't notice during the first gun fight at voodoo ceremony, that he used his finger to shoot back. I had to rewind because I thought I was seeing, or in this case not seeing thing. A real portent for what was about to come!

@community444x 8 месяцев назад

I love yalls shirts, energy, jokes, edits, and relationship ❤😂

@jonathontrejo5427 8 месяцев назад

Fist fighting in molasses and a ballistic knife 😂😂😂

@joelspringman523 8 месяцев назад

I was wondering if the guy was going to shoot a gun from his butt.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

That's a missed opportunity.

@hansgraichen8051 8 месяцев назад

🎶 Who is the man with a god damn gun for a left hand. Waldo. Who’s the guy when he pulls out it, bullets are sprayed all about. Waldo. He’s one confusing mother shut your mouth. I’m just talking about Waldo. 🎶

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Beautiful, Hans🤣

@jonnygiantrobot 8 месяцев назад

It looked like we had a guy in the press conference that looked Brian seltzer.

@villematiashaukia9633 2 месяца назад

Erin would John wick all these guys with one hand, other hand holding beer.

@AnikMonette 8 месяцев назад

The titles keeps getting better...😂

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Thanks!

@lallen3327 8 месяцев назад

So much dialogue and I still have no idea what this movie is supposed to be about.

@jasonmcmurtry7812 8 месяцев назад

Did you say cyborg, machine gun and dong, sign me up for this ride😂

@ShoesyQ 8 месяцев назад

Machine Gun Dong was my name in undergrad. No idea why, but it stuck.

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

🤣

@Uncle_T 8 месяцев назад

Literal finger guns OMFG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

🤣🤣

@TheGhostofJTWalsh 8 месяцев назад

Theyre gonna use those steps in the next Flannigan joint.

@eldritchmorgasm4018 8 месяцев назад

Not enough bodyparts are weapons action... how could they fuck this up? To be fair, that 50 Cal. SMG dong piss contest scene was awesome. The rest, not so much...

@zionengine 8 месяцев назад

13:38 - there's your next T-shirt. Screensaver, bare minimum.

@robertrada4783 8 месяцев назад

Who’s gonna explain tape flange? I’m too busy thinking about puns involving cocked guns.

@jjsyrena706 3 месяца назад

HaHa chairbash really got me laughing!

@elielkayam8327 8 месяцев назад

We miss Canon movies and also Dave, Chuck Norris and even Shu Kosugi

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Careful what you wish for.

@joshuahosang6690 8 месяцев назад

Awesome stuff bud

@JasonBrant 8 месяцев назад

Thanks!

@el-kiote 8 месяцев назад

20:55 😮talk about a money shot

@mgratk 8 месяцев назад

When you have such a great performer, of course that performer is featured a lot. Thank you stairs. You were great!!

@kmzoilus2486 8 месяцев назад

@4:14 was Erin just staring straight into the camera? 😂 she's too cute

@drewishaf 8 месяцев назад

10:29 Those dudes absolutely LOVE "Limp Bizkit," but they've never heard Fred Durst... ...yeah, *_THAT_* kind 🤣😂 I hope to god this film is stored away in the Library of Congress for preservation. All of the future generations need to see this.