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A Dream Came True: Home Made Full Auto Crossbow! 

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When you make non gunpowder weapons at home, you are usually restricted to single shot contraptions or manual repeaters at best. But of course the ultimate goal is to build a full auto machine gun style weapon!
That is by no means very easy. Muscle powered weapons are simply not quick enough for a true Brat-a-tat action. Gas powered engines are too heavy and clumsy for a portable weapon.
Of course there are modern battery drills - plenty of torque in small packages, lightweight and affordable. It makes sense to use those as power sources. But how to turn rotational motion into a linear cocking process?
We finally, at last, had success using a rack and pinion mechanism. The wooden gears had to be reinforced with massive aluminum for a reliable operation, but the result is very convincing.
It is a reality - true machine gun feeling!
Now on to optimization.
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Комментарии : 11 тыс.   
@on_spikes6867
@on_spikes6867 5 лет назад
Imagine breaking into this guys house and the last thing you hear is "let me show you its features! Hahaha".
@ian9toes
@ian9toes 5 лет назад
“....and best of all it’s still legal”
@yo64yo
@yo64yo 5 лет назад
lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 Joerg would be the type of guy you want on your side if there was ever an appocalypse 🤣
@vendettasnow78
@vendettasnow78 5 лет назад
Moritz B. Haha i love it.😁😁
@Roguecjb
@Roguecjb 5 лет назад
Funniest shit ive read in awhile
@jaygalvan6438
@jaygalvan6438 5 лет назад
I have never laughed at a comment more
@henryambrose8607
@henryambrose8607 5 лет назад
This man is the Heavy AND the Medic.
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 5 лет назад
Nah, Heavy and Engineer.
@nathantew2180
@nathantew2180 5 лет назад
Siathuan medic cos of the laugh
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 5 лет назад
@@henryambrose8607 All right, triple-threat; Heavy, Medic, AND Engineer.
@henryambrose8607
@henryambrose8607 5 лет назад
@@Siathuan Yes
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 5 лет назад
@@Siathuan The perfect man doesn't exis---
@Tyiriel
@Tyiriel 4 года назад
Did he say John Deer engine? I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night hearing "Hahahaha, WELCOME TO THE SLINGSHOT CHANNEL" and then hear a tractor starting.
@moisesaguirre7370
@moisesaguirre7370 4 года назад
Tbh tho I would love that. This dude is an engineering genius. This is the Leonardo davinci of breaking stuff on RU-vid
@Mighty.Mudcrab
@Mighty.Mudcrab 2 года назад
fully automatic ballista log thrower ?? lmfao i already love this guy
@ps3shaun11
@ps3shaun11 2 года назад
@@Mighty.Mudcrab then hed come on youtube with it and explain how its legal because it doesnt have a barrel and therefore isnt a firearm
@jack-rm7se
@jack-rm7se 2 года назад
Lmao lmao
@cringelord1809
@cringelord1809 3 года назад
Imagine him traveling back in time and ending up in a middle-age crossbow workshop. Guy could conquer the world.
@salaciousBastard
@salaciousBastard 4 года назад
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Let me show you its features!" "Empty! Ha, ha, ha, ha!" This dude is pure gold.
@kaliumnitraat
@kaliumnitraat 4 года назад
salaciousBastard no he is theraband gold
@braindamage7842
@braindamage7842 3 года назад
I got this comment 669 likes
@braindamage7842
@braindamage7842 3 года назад
Nvm
@clyax113
@clyax113 3 года назад
His lines could be voice lines in an action video game. I love how his personality goes together with his work so well.
@Lunam_D._Roger
@Lunam_D._Roger 3 года назад
When you're the 999th like on this comment: " I guide others to a treasure I myself can never possess."
@damienmccue2793
@damienmccue2793 7 лет назад
did he just make a machine gun out of a tree
@chronokoks
@chronokoks 7 лет назад
Tree carcass to be exact
@Tobias-pb1om
@Tobias-pb1om 7 лет назад
Damien McCue in a humans hand is all a weapon! ( sorry I can't speak English so good...)
@guhalakshmiratan5566
@guhalakshmiratan5566 7 лет назад
'A man is a weapon. Everything else is just a tool...' ;-)
@Wisperride
@Wisperride 7 лет назад
Guha Lakshmiratan You dont know my girlfriend :D
@legrandfromage9682
@legrandfromage9682 7 лет назад
A tree and some theraband gold, yes
@roym2185
@roym2185 4 года назад
This guy is a madman. I love the laugh, I love the 'Let me show you it's features' and I love the intellectual, creative, innovative, thinking way of approaching and inventing and reinventing things in order to just shoot stuff like a madman. Utter brilliance :D
@thpxs0554
@thpxs0554 4 года назад
A weapon like that could have changed the course of history, if they’d only had rechargeable Makita drills in the Middle Ages.
@memd777
@memd777 4 года назад
it can be manually rotated as well, he actually made a gun like that, I saw it few months ago
@4philipp
@4philipp 4 года назад
Maybe bicycle powered
@claytonecramer
@claytonecramer 2 года назад
They didn't?
@alexseguin5245
@alexseguin5245 2 года назад
@@4philipp Was gonna say just that. You could use pedals with a gearing system for some kind of bigger version of this device!
@Chunmeista
@Chunmeista 2 года назад
1. bring da Vinci into the present day 2. show him this video 3. send him back and wait
@emiledesrosiers
@emiledesrosiers 4 года назад
I mean the crossbow is amazing, but it's really his smile happiness laugh and passion that makes this good
@Nebujin383
@Nebujin383 4 года назад
And his creativity.
@deathtakes
@deathtakes 4 года назад
His laugh is great.
@FilterExel
@FilterExel 4 года назад
I love his hearty laugh.
@alexhyland9393
@alexhyland9393 4 года назад
He's my new hero
@billporter846
@billporter846 4 года назад
He's so happy because he has created a fully automatic weapon from wood, aluminium, rubber and a damn drill. Brilliant.
@JoeJacksonJr
@JoeJacksonJr 7 лет назад
LOL I feel pity for the burglar that tries to break into Joerg's house.. Joerg would be like, "let me show you its features".. Hour later the cops have to drag the burglar to the hospital to have 30 bolts removed from his rear end... LOL
@lessthenoriginalcynical1493
@lessthenoriginalcynical1493 7 лет назад
Joe's Photo & Video Channel Who needs guns when you are German???
@sammcpeak744
@sammcpeak744 7 лет назад
at 1:00 the way he says that just makes me laugh
@davejacob5208
@davejacob5208 7 лет назад
the burglar would only hear "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" then the sound of the gun and after the first shot he will already begin to die. while there will still be the laugh "HAHAHAHAHAHA..." until he loses consciousness...
@YYCH2o
@YYCH2o 7 лет назад
Burglar-"I'm not scared of a little......" Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta....................Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta ....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......Silence
@sfuikm
@sfuikm 7 лет назад
Joe's Photo & Video Channel He woulda been like "Say hello to my little friend"
@captainoblivious_yt
@captainoblivious_yt 4 года назад
2:50 That's actually a sick beat
@nebulaproject7350
@nebulaproject7350 4 года назад
yep
@vidarbjarni3931
@vidarbjarni3931 4 года назад
The John Deere engine idea makes me think of perhaps an automatic ballista.
@josephwebb5663
@josephwebb5663 4 года назад
Like jack the giant slayer
@ismu34
@ismu34 2 года назад
On a riding mower lol
@maxmoefoe
@maxmoefoe 7 лет назад
THATS what i'm talking ABout!
@michalmichalson7630
@michalmichalson7630 7 лет назад
maxmoefoe I didn't expect that famous RU-vidrs like you watch a German guy creating crazy slingshots ^^
@bigbuckey7687
@bigbuckey7687 7 лет назад
Hey you're the guy who hangs out with filthy frank sometimes!
@bigbuckey7687
@bigbuckey7687 7 лет назад
(congrats on your dying channel)
@NirvanaKC001
@NirvanaKC001 7 лет назад
hey it's that guy idubbbz hangs out with sometimes
@grillmaster6948
@grillmaster6948 7 лет назад
maxmoefoe oh shit max you should make a parody out of this with frank and idubbbz
@RichardULong
@RichardULong 5 лет назад
This guy is the closest relative we have to ancient vikings
@kkrup5395
@kkrup5395 5 лет назад
And... where this conclusion came from?
@joshb7203
@joshb7203 5 лет назад
K Krup r/wooosh
@extrachromosome7114
@extrachromosome7114 5 лет назад
And at the same time the Jetsons.
@rekokovero9155
@rekokovero9155 5 лет назад
@@joshb7203 ????
@atheosathanatos8115
@atheosathanatos8115 5 лет назад
I mean, they dont have drills in ancient times sooooo
@phobos5323
@phobos5323 4 года назад
"Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul."
@takumeme545
@takumeme545 4 года назад
That or, "GRIFFITH!!!"
@dachampion_9993
@dachampion_9993 4 года назад
Thanks for the vids Joerg. You inspired me when I was younger to become a maker. I used to sit and watch your videos for hours, and still do for inspiration! Once again, Thanks!
@MSage
@MSage 7 лет назад
This man will end ISIS all by his self, using a rubber band and a paper clip.
@roehle9962
@roehle9962 7 лет назад
S I C C
@thegreatazal5021
@thegreatazal5021 7 лет назад
Meme🏃Sage still more powerful than the mutalist cernos
@dashin999
@dashin999 7 лет назад
Someone need to buy a lot of slingshot from Joerg and send it to Isis enemies.
@thecraftycrayfish7539
@thecraftycrayfish7539 7 лет назад
MOAR DAKKA!
@thegreatazal5021
@thegreatazal5021 7 лет назад
The Crafty Crayfish dakka dakka dakka
@nautdead3197
@nautdead3197 4 года назад
"Imagine what you could do with a John deer engine" Man creates full auto ballista
@cykappa6479
@cykappa6479 4 года назад
I mean even a simple chainsaw engine would do... God, someone needs to test this
@kdr1235
@kdr1235 4 года назад
Yoooo i havent tought bout it that wat xD SIIICK
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 4 года назад
@@cykappa6479 Nah, very little torque for a full auto ballista.
@olemuell5979
@olemuell5979 4 года назад
@@Zamolxes77 a chainsaw has a very high rpm, so if you make the gearbox with a large translation it will work, just shoot a bit slower
@baguettewithcheese3880
@baguettewithcheese3880 4 года назад
FULL AUTO BALLISTA OMG OMG OMG
@ongakuchan587
@ongakuchan587 Год назад
This will always be my favorite video of yours Joerg. Thanks for being yourself and continuing exploring your creativity.
@catherynmosley5664
@catherynmosley5664 2 года назад
Your joy and enthusiasm makes me smile every time I watch this video.
@davecunningham8476
@davecunningham8476 5 лет назад
The only man Chuck Norris is scared of
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 лет назад
Chuck Norris must have illegal kids al around the world. (He was in Vietnam.) But they can't stay hidden. They have the OP al over them. I'd stay Chuck is not scared of him. Chuck approves. Nodding silently.
@gentlemandragon9727
@gentlemandragon9727 5 лет назад
timomastosalo chuck norris is afraid of David goggins
@ptbot3294
@ptbot3294 5 лет назад
Please dude, Chuck Norris eat bolts for breakfast.
@asdewrt
@asdewrt 5 лет назад
@@ptbot3294 Joerg eats Chuck Norris for breakfast
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 4 года назад
@Pecu Alex Cool down - these are Chuck Norris memes: not a scientific thesis. I was of course referring to the Chuck Noris movie where he was in the 'Nam.
@bandpassmess
@bandpassmess 4 года назад
This GUY CAN BE SEVERAL CHARACTERS IN MOVIES.
@TheKitemmu
@TheKitemmu 3 года назад
A big heart super villain IMHO
@dinner8204
@dinner8204 2 года назад
this is the real life tf2 heavy
@IchNachtLiebe
@IchNachtLiebe 2 года назад
From the hero who triumphs using cool crossbows, to the scientist under the heros mansion that makes the hero crossbows, to the villain who creates world threatening crossbows that must be stopped.
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 2 года назад
The bolt slinger (Character idea) Feel free to add more ideas
@aaronbelman-wells2175
@aaronbelman-wells2175 4 года назад
Finally! I designed something like this a year ago, but without the skills to actually make it, I had no idea if it would actually work. I love this channel!
@RedMenace0
@RedMenace0 6 месяцев назад
i always loved watching this dude when i was little causw he was like "hey im gonna make this thing" and then hed immediately show you the cool thing and then the "this is how i make it"
@GaigeHawthorne
@GaigeHawthorne 5 лет назад
"imagine what you could do with a John Deere engine" **laughs maniacally**
@catgath9718
@catgath9718 5 лет назад
Make it happen please!
@manictiger
@manictiger 5 лет назад
Full auto ballista!
@ARMusicOfficial2004
@ARMusicOfficial2004 5 лет назад
Haw Thorne Gaige *laughs mechanically*
@AlexanderWilithinIII
@AlexanderWilithinIII 5 лет назад
His arrows will blot out the sun.
@murdechoc
@murdechoc 5 лет назад
the rubber band would break
@lawrencewilliams1149
@lawrencewilliams1149 5 лет назад
This man found a legal way to weaponize pencils... HE IS A GENIUS
@corbingraham2630
@corbingraham2630 5 лет назад
They aren't pencils
@playlistcollection2457
@playlistcollection2457 5 лет назад
@@corbingraham2630 but they could be
@IndigoXYZ18
@IndigoXYZ18 5 лет назад
Lawrence Williams John Wick was the first to pull that shit off.
@make-u-rich879
@make-u-rich879 5 лет назад
Soon you will need weapon license for penciles. Poor kids in the school.
@Vidhur
@Vidhur 5 лет назад
@@IndigoXYZ18 Not really though, John Wick's way isn't exactly legal. :P
@under9081
@under9081 4 года назад
Instant sub, the way this guy laughs after unloading the crossbow is absolutely golden. Plus I love seeing people create stuff like this. Awesome and fun content
@shadowbanned3716
@shadowbanned3716 8 месяцев назад
I knew it could be done. This man made one DIY. Bravo!
@julesloveless
@julesloveless 7 лет назад
This. This is what is mostly missing from youtube nowadays, enthusiasm. I love his enthusiasm and being genuinely interested in what he is doing. That is why his videos are interesting and better that most of the videos on RU-vid today.
@thetozzyguns3801
@thetozzyguns3801 7 лет назад
+The Derpy Shrimp try Zna productions
@37SteyR
@37SteyR 7 лет назад
julesloveless best comment bro. just the truth !!!
@Aspire85
@Aspire85 7 лет назад
Very true. I also watch a guy that opens various military rations from all over the world, some as far back as the 1940s and shows the contents - even eats most of it! Sounds mundane but his enthusiasm for it keeps me coming back and it's genuinely interesting to see what's inside.
@1ztype343
@1ztype343 7 лет назад
"boom!"
@NomoregoodnamesD8
@NomoregoodnamesD8 7 лет назад
Safety is my number two priority. My number one is fun!
@boyarvalishin9565
@boyarvalishin9565 7 лет назад
I remember the start of this channel, "I have made a new effective and comfortable design to the slingshot." Then it turned to, "I have made a fully automatic crossbow with a drill, some wood, and rubber." Soon its going to be, "I have made a fully automatic, rubber powered slingshot rife that pierces through the metal plates of armored military vehicles."
@hangyulee250
@hangyulee250 7 лет назад
John B and proceed to "I have made a death star out of wood and rubber bands"
@dvdwmplr
@dvdwmplr 7 лет назад
Indeed...and said Death Star would be completely legal and unregulated because it has no barrel...
@GScottActing
@GScottActing 7 лет назад
And if it DID have a barrel, he just has to put a bit of orange plastic on the end :D
@hangyulee250
@hangyulee250 7 лет назад
Gareth Scott And it would be removeable
@voltomike
@voltomike 7 лет назад
Your voice is so great! Man I wish I had your voice. Also, excellent bow design. You are very cool.
@chriswharton9092
@chriswharton9092 2 года назад
I love this bloke. Love the way he laughs. Deep voice. In my mind a tough German. No hair, but a beard. Classically having a good time, too. “It works”, hearty laugh! I’d buy him a beer any day.
@jamilrashard6345
@jamilrashard6345 2 года назад
That is pure genius. You gave so much talent
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
Superior German Engineering
@robertgromotka5529
@robertgromotka5529 5 лет назад
Yes! (?) Really! (?) We still (could) do it, a way more cheaper (+- €€€€), and "XXX" Better! (Never for Sale!) Why shoud (we or ?) or anyone else do it !? ("That !?") (The American's (USA) are still at "War" with everyone! The "People of Germany" are only interessted in/for Peace!) Please have some Fun! (Please do not hurt any living Lifeform) LG
@Blank3tM0nst3r
@Blank3tM0nst3r 5 лет назад
German science is ze best in ze World!!!
@felipecassemiro1684
@felipecassemiro1684 5 лет назад
ITS A JOJO REFERENCE???????
@grahamlopez6202
@grahamlopez6202 5 лет назад
Yup. Saw this and threw my hk in the trash
@mic8405
@mic8405 5 лет назад
HAHAHA
@freak4twenty
@freak4twenty 4 года назад
3:33 he murders the camera man while maniacally laughing. 12/10
@markymarco2570
@markymarco2570 4 года назад
Maniacally? Demonically! It was even at 3:33 which is the half of 6:66.
@bertvdlast
@bertvdlast 4 года назад
Es Jay. Oh, there are plenty of Germans!
@anotherchannel9928
@anotherchannel9928 3 года назад
Way better than I expected!
@markmaraviov7248
@markmaraviov7248 2 года назад
I love this guy! His laugh is the best, plus he’s brilliant!
@shwuggle
@shwuggle 5 лет назад
Cold enough to freeze ballistic jelly, standing there in a t-shirt 😀
@shinku5463
@shinku5463 5 лет назад
It's okay it's his safety T-shirt
@Anino_Makata
@Anino_Makata 5 лет назад
Shinku Toner Psssh, Joerg doesn't have a safety T-shirt. Don't you know the Golden Rule Of The Slingshot Channel? *"Safety is priority number 0."*
@johnronellequinones4819
@johnronellequinones4819 5 лет назад
Imagine if there are many of this guy during ww2..... Russia may not have survived the first assault.
@BubblewrapHighway
@BubblewrapHighway 5 лет назад
@@johnronellequinones4819 If only they'd attacked in the summer!
@deadpansnarker3749
@deadpansnarker3749 5 лет назад
@@BubblewrapHighway this guy laughs at winter tho'
@Sauron.1
@Sauron.1 5 лет назад
- Fires -> haaahahahaha - Fires more -> hahahahahahaha - Fires one more volley -> ehahahahahahahaha
@thyssenheinel6507
@thyssenheinel6507 5 лет назад
Now you know why other forced germany to sign verseilles
@freezeman3995
@freezeman3995 5 лет назад
isnt he russian heavy from TF2? l o l
@thomaszhang3101
@thomaszhang3101 4 года назад
Sign this! No more shooting! And laughing! From then on, German humor was no laughing matter.
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 года назад
Sauron; ... empty! Ha Ha Ha!
@petergondwe518
@petergondwe518 Год назад
I salute him,he is a machines himself,I love how he explains.
@sistdigital97
@sistdigital97 4 года назад
For college I made a Model of this weapon with cardboard, wood sticks, rubber bands and pieces from a printer. Also I made a rotatorio base for aim. Thank you for this awesome channel.
@g-hosty1026
@g-hosty1026 5 лет назад
This man wears a T - shirt in snow. Finally someone who understands.
@colinsmith1495
@colinsmith1495 5 лет назад
Absolutely!!! My wife wonders how I sweat in 70 degrees F. I wonder how she's bundled up like the dead of winter in 80 degrees F.
@aidanmulligan7342
@aidanmulligan7342 5 лет назад
Russians
@thatxonexguy5438
@thatxonexguy5438 5 лет назад
Hes fat, so he has insulation.
@moorbene5104
@moorbene5104 5 лет назад
G - hosty me too
@Will-rw8mf
@Will-rw8mf 5 лет назад
@@thatxonexguy5438 dude, that looks like mostly muscle
@Vivi-xn9iz
@Vivi-xn9iz 5 лет назад
> German > Loves making weapons by itself > Laugh everytime > wears a tee-shirt when he is outside with snow > Makes an automatic crossbow Seems fair to me
@Niwona112
@Niwona112 5 лет назад
>let me show you it's features!!
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1569
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1569 5 лет назад
It's a safety tee shirt
@slexdereck4117
@slexdereck4117 5 лет назад
And they are insane
@asasipogi
@asasipogi 5 лет назад
Holi fook i jist noticed the snow... and here i am shivering on a 17 celsius air conditioning
@skypilot5973
@skypilot5973 5 лет назад
What's wrong with being German? Maybe he should be something else? Racist much?
@carolroberts7119
@carolroberts7119 5 месяцев назад
Thats is exactly the concept that I wrote to you about with the lead screw idea to cock the bow. Good job i knew you could make it happen.
@murderouskitten2577
@murderouskitten2577 4 года назад
This changel is AWSOME !
@jsweizston5410
@jsweizston5410 4 года назад
I need this guy in Cyberpunk 2077 as a gun mod maker or anything. Get this guy motion captured and in that game!
@pickle4scooters
@pickle4scooters 4 года назад
thats a big yes
@clientcomun1958
@clientcomun1958 4 года назад
Hell yes.v you can get your old .45 acp back.I made some extra adjustments for free.let me show you its features.haha
@Sharlidar
@Sharlidar 4 года назад
why does he always remind me of marcus the german version
@incognitomode318
@incognitomode318 4 года назад
Imagine this auto crossbow in cyberpunk 2077 be like
@clientcomun1958
@clientcomun1958 4 года назад
@@incognitomode318 budget drive- by with steel darts
@ToastedFanArt
@ToastedFanArt 5 лет назад
He's the kind if guy I'd always want to be on the good side of...
@luger_Mann
@luger_Mann 5 лет назад
Toasted Fan Art You wouldn’t hear him coming either. Well mostly...
@haiderszn
@haiderszn 5 лет назад
Toasted Fan Art Insha Allah, screw those retards.
@dylangettinger4085
@dylangettinger4085 5 лет назад
A weapon to surpass metal gear
@Deadvalley200
@Deadvalley200 5 лет назад
I pity those on his bad side.
@DavidAdamsen
@DavidAdamsen 4 года назад
This is freaking amazing! You should do a new version with a bigger wheel and a longer slide. Unless my physics is way off, that could increase power because you would be using more of the energy from the rubber bands. Cheers!
@ilanoliveira1670
@ilanoliveira1670 Год назад
Hands down, the guy is a genius!
@fib621
@fib621 4 года назад
When we are on a zombie apocalypse, I'm following this guy...
@a_monkey_with_no_nipple
@a_monkey_with_no_nipple 4 года назад
RapidHmsta 6241 no he is a apocalype
@fib621
@fib621 4 года назад
@@a_monkey_with_no_nipple lol, right haha
@mrflip-flop3198
@mrflip-flop3198 4 года назад
Imagine this guy being the zombie.
@fib621
@fib621 4 года назад
@@mrflip-flop3198 oh god no
@WereDictionary
@WereDictionary 4 года назад
Just follow the signature laugh as he mows down zombies en masse...
@PrinceHill
@PrinceHill 6 лет назад
Your laugh makes this video just so good
@PrinceHill
@PrinceHill 6 лет назад
You sound like Drax from gaudians off the galaxy
@rowgli
@rowgli 5 лет назад
@@PrinceHill YES! This :D
@PrometheusForever
@PrometheusForever 5 лет назад
Yea he's got that Thor viking laugh going on for him
@yvonnepaulovicqueen1677
@yvonnepaulovicqueen1677 3 месяца назад
I admire your diligence at creating what some might think not practical or even workable! I have always thought that you work very hard to achieve your dreams! I feel you are a very clever inventor and I love your builds!
@thehonestabemartinez3388
@thehonestabemartinez3388 4 года назад
That's completely OP
@flamexbeatsbeatsbyflame8844
@flamexbeatsbeatsbyflame8844 6 лет назад
Meet Arnold Schwarzenegger mixed with Albert Einstein. .. Are we just going to ignore it's -20 and he's in a t shirt?🤣 I'm building this..
@jacrispcrisp3707
@jacrispcrisp3707 6 лет назад
Flame BMG how'd it go
@wamboi4538
@wamboi4538 5 лет назад
-20? More like -5
@davindamico1759
@davindamico1759 5 лет назад
Freezes Ballistic Gel, but not his blood!
@olsim1730
@olsim1730 5 лет назад
@@wamboi4538 I believe in Germany they measure in Celsius like most of the rest of the world does.... -20°c it could easily be.
@wamboi4538
@wamboi4538 5 лет назад
ol sim Nope the Winter in Germany isnt that cold it wont be colder than -5 or -7 I know that because im living here
@buttrabies
@buttrabies 6 лет назад
*LET ME **_SHOW_** YOU ITS **_FEATURES_*
@TuesdayShark
@TuesdayShark 2 года назад
the mechanical sound is epic
@priestof1
@priestof1 3 года назад
That is absolutely awesome !!
@Pressed_For_Time
@Pressed_For_Time 7 лет назад
I'm convinced this guy was apart of Codename: Kids Next Door. His 2x4 technology is unparalleled.
@mr.hydrogen3189
@mr.hydrogen3189 7 лет назад
Meow Meow Fuzzyface It is said Chuck Norris once broke his foot trying to kick this guys ass.
@ZyFinProductions
@ZyFinProductions 7 лет назад
Oh yeah, there was a division designated to those 13 and older, kinda like sleeper agents! Maybe he's one ;D
@SpaghettiEnterprises
@SpaghettiEnterprises 7 лет назад
COLmegoCOLma dude ;)
@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER
@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 7 лет назад
KND confirmed really happened
@Badmicakaneo
@Badmicakaneo 6 лет назад
BobbyJay Nigel Uno, the later years.
@bradstudio
@bradstudio 4 года назад
Imagine being hunted by this guy in the forest and all you hear before you die is that laugh?
@jayscraggs1012
@jayscraggs1012 4 года назад
Idk why but I feel like I'd be ok with that
@TheOneG36
@TheOneG36 4 года назад
let me show you its features AHAHAHA xD
@visionist7
@visionist7 4 года назад
Game of Thrones style
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 года назад
I'd prolly go for a low five..! X
@among-us-99999
@among-us-99999 4 года назад
Jörg would never hurt anyone
@nymX_X
@nymX_X 4 года назад
I love this man he’s so great I love his laugh
@1950harleycharley
@1950harleycharley 4 года назад
You are a genius!!! Wow!!! Great job!
@fallenpastabean804
@fallenpastabean804 6 лет назад
Time stamps of this man's awesome evil laughs! 0:31 0:53 0:58 2:05 2:49 3:31 3:40 7:51
@MonoclePanda
@MonoclePanda 6 лет назад
Great
@TheBrunswicksfinest
@TheBrunswicksfinest 6 лет назад
Fallen Pastabean your awesome for this comment
@dylansmeets5379
@dylansmeets5379 6 лет назад
Pure evil
@bernardosantana2817
@bernardosantana2817 6 лет назад
To the top!!
@bernardosantana2817
@bernardosantana2817 6 лет назад
That laughing so epic
@fabianvasquezjr8852
@fabianvasquezjr8852 4 года назад
"Say guten tag to my little friend"
@harleyme3163
@harleyme3163 4 года назад
helluva way to wake up.. I've seen that pole arm.... wher they gotta say guten tag everytime they hit someone with it... good morning! Whack!
@EroticPlatypus
@EroticPlatypus 4 года назад
Hablar Bueno dia al mi amigo pequeño
@New_Black_Chaos
@New_Black_Chaos 2 года назад
I instinctively tilted my head to the side behind my monitor when the barrel pointed towards the camera 🤣 Joerg you're a wunderbar genius 💪
@waynesmith7487
@waynesmith7487 4 года назад
I Love that You are having so much fun designing and building these apparatuses! Your laugh is infectious☺
@kdbrown777
@kdbrown777 7 лет назад
Final boss of Wolfenstein II confirmed.
@davidthokchom369
@davidthokchom369 6 лет назад
Lel😂😂
@Snoooo
@Snoooo 4 года назад
0:16 0:31 0:52 0:59 2:04 2:48 3:30 3:39 7:49 Don't mind me, just doing the gods work here.
@ricardoflummiremus
@ricardoflummiremus 4 года назад
Hahahahaha
@d7eemo270
@d7eemo270 4 года назад
Ahahaha ahahhaha hahah
@Rockstar-uq4li
@Rockstar-uq4li 4 года назад
First youtube comment that got me crying.
@jockeb2651
@jockeb2651 4 года назад
Hahahaha
@walenfesata
@walenfesata 4 года назад
0:59 pirate laugh..
@rjmills126
@rjmills126 2 года назад
This guy is a mad scientist. Love it
@tedsayers4587
@tedsayers4587 Год назад
This guy is brilliant
@shareitboi
@shareitboi 5 лет назад
I really love the way he laughs lol! Best innovator. Subscribed.
@dirtwagon9041
@dirtwagon9041 4 года назад
his laugh is happy but maniacal and it's amazing
@msyafik5168
@msyafik5168 4 года назад
A:bro we need weapon B:give me some wood,handrill,and a lot of pencil A:what you gonna do with that? B:machine gun(laughing in german)
@mogowemasete2144
@mogowemasete2144 4 года назад
😆😆😆😆
@agent-33
@agent-33 4 года назад
After it's made. "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES" (*intensified german laugh*)
@markpang8847
@markpang8847 4 года назад
You're forgetting rubber. 😉
@christinahellberd1718
@christinahellberd1718 4 года назад
Just like how every single one of our fathers forgot rubber aswell that made us huh ;-)
@freewill2232
@freewill2232 4 года назад
You're mad genius bro
@PunisherMAXXImmortal
@PunisherMAXXImmortal Год назад
I have GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE! Revolutionary.
@natedagreat19
@natedagreat19 6 лет назад
Give this man a job as a voice actor. I love his laugh!!!!
@Jabooty_Williams
@Jabooty_Williams 5 лет назад
i thought he was voice actor for heavy in TF2
@kkkk4444....
@kkkk4444.... 5 лет назад
also kinda Braum? I guess?
@luchadorito
@luchadorito 5 лет назад
BWAHAHAHAHA
@awilduser895
@awilduser895 5 лет назад
@@Jabooty_Williams its alot more than a laugh to become a voice actor
@Jabooty_Williams
@Jabooty_Williams 5 лет назад
@@awilduser895 somebody doenst understand a joke
@whichDude
@whichDude 5 лет назад
This man is the living embodiment of the Heavy weapons guy from TF2.
@disappointedguy
@disappointedguy 4 года назад
RUN COWARDS!!
@jackbartle8608
@jackbartle8608 4 года назад
New Sasha!
@RearAdmiralTootToot
@RearAdmiralTootToot 4 года назад
Someone phone Valve, heavy weapons guy needs this automatic crossbow. It would be like the medics crossbow, but automatic.
@mikhailstfuyoutubeientered5527
@mikhailstfuyoutubeientered5527 4 года назад
but he's a Russian... born in Siberia raised in a gulag. close enough.
@oliverperryman7953
@oliverperryman7953 4 года назад
Bro I was waiting for someone to comment this
@ijent3819
@ijent3819 4 года назад
He's so happy that he made this Its so cool
@SqueezingPlants
@SqueezingPlants Месяц назад
5:46 the mechanical advantage of a wider fork comes from the greater strain on the rubber band. There's no problem with the rubber band squeezing the arrow and having a narrower angle would not make it harder to load in time. In fact it would load easier as it would take less force due to the smaller strain. It would only shoot slower. You're essentially transforming elastic potential energy (1/2kx^2) to kinetic energy (1/2mv^2). Having a wider fork gives higher x and thus proportionally higher v.
@ZemikianUchiha
@ZemikianUchiha 5 лет назад
Home invader: Automated crossbow: *laughs in german*
@Anino_Makata
@Anino_Makata 5 лет назад
Home Invader: *exists* Joerg: *pulls out full auto crossbow* LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!
@SarynPrime
@SarynPrime 5 лет назад
@@Anino_Makata LMFAO
@arronross0418
@arronross0418 5 лет назад
Miguel Rojas LMAO
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 4 года назад
important tip, shift the angle of the bolt holding part from the top of the weapon to a horizontal angle, the rubber bands will still pull the bolts in and you can then attach a scope to greatly improve aiming.
@ZemikianUchiha
@ZemikianUchiha 4 года назад
@@shardinhand1243 good point but this belongs in its own comment haha
@immrnoidall
@immrnoidall 5 лет назад
His accent ,talking about it and laughing is killing me. f ing hilarious.
@tomasalexander2275
@tomasalexander2275 4 года назад
Just love this guy!, I will be making this auto crossbow!
@trmarple
@trmarple 4 года назад
Love this channel Joerg you're definitely a master craftsmen! Amazing!
@davidproweb
@davidproweb 7 лет назад
This guy should be a Overwatch character! Your "hahaha" is incredible!
@Cheesus-Sliced
@Cheesus-Sliced 7 лет назад
and the weapon can change every couple of weeks... and the ultimate is the bowling ball launcher that instantly kills anything it hits, with the ult call being "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES" and every kill you get a "HAHAHAHAHA"
@Zombiewithabowtie
@Zombiewithabowtie 7 лет назад
Gotta admit, as I was watching I kept glancing at his left arm expecting it to be a claw linked to a back mounted forge :P
@rev2505
@rev2505 7 лет назад
IDK about the weapon changing every couple of weeks since they wouldn't want to spend time doing that but I would love to see him as a character with a pencil shooting mini-gun. That would be awesome.
@Cheesus-Sliced
@Cheesus-Sliced 7 лет назад
The weapon could have exactly the same stats every time, just change skins, animations, sounds etc. Would be totally wicked.
@WaltTFB
@WaltTFB 7 лет назад
He must have left his shotgun in Ravenholm.
@Brody6145
@Brody6145 Год назад
I just want to say I love your Channel Sir and to hear you say LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES brings such joy to my life and I've come back to the same videos multiple times months and year apart just to hear you re-explain the same thing because you have such a great personality and great laugh
@Brody6145
@Brody6145 Год назад
On top of this I'm not sure if you have a video like this but I would love a video compilation of just your laugh and you saying LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!! from all your past videos and moments ☺️
@rockclimber3045
@rockclimber3045 3 года назад
This is totally bad ass! this man is a Genius!
@brownehawk7744
@brownehawk7744 5 лет назад
I wish I loved anything as much as this guy loves his weapon craft.
@adamnagy6079
@adamnagy6079 4 года назад
@trevor cauler Are you a pirate, or what? :D
@davidmonroe7783
@davidmonroe7783 4 года назад
@trevor cauler 😂😂
@mikeychamp6453
@mikeychamp6453 7 лет назад
We need the john deer engine.
@VRichardsn
@VRichardsn 7 лет назад
Even better, pierce vehicle armor.
@zuthalsoraniz6764
@zuthalsoraniz6764 7 лет назад
Automate the dragon killer ballista?
@golddragon8672
@golddragon8672 7 лет назад
Zuthal Soraniz that would be epic.... 👍😀 Lets test it on some cows...
@DonSeldum
@DonSeldum 4 года назад
You are a legend. Love your personality.
@aldebaran_9142
@aldebaran_9142 4 года назад
Mr.Joe, super create 👏😎
@drsaw1519
@drsaw1519 7 лет назад
Dude... this guy is always on t-shirt
@vitrasite4865
@vitrasite4865 7 лет назад
DrSaw He needs to show his bad ass-ery
@presstwo
@presstwo 7 лет назад
Joerg is so badass the cold is scared of him.
@kimberleyashleyosterlandt2196
@kimberleyashleyosterlandt2196 7 лет назад
his left biceps burns 3000kcal a hour. this man is a machine
@lorenzogiani7190
@lorenzogiani7190 7 лет назад
His baldness work like a temperature keeper
@flynnmandrake6954
@flynnmandrake6954 7 лет назад
He's living in germany - it doesn't really get cold here.
@y0urs03pic
@y0urs03pic 5 лет назад
When Your Country Bans Firearms... *[ IMPROVISE, ADAPT, OVERCOME ]*
@Kiflaam
@Kiflaam 5 лет назад
and then invade poland again?
@richystar2001
@richystar2001 5 лет назад
I would have explosive head arrows. Six arrows would enter the intruders chest.... then 5 seconds later he would turn into a fourth of July display.
@WFASPigeonGang
@WFASPigeonGang 5 лет назад
Gunny is proud of you
@1Kaisermerlin
@1Kaisermerlin 5 лет назад
Well firearms are not banned. :o
@theazi2
@theazi2 5 лет назад
Xcom
@user-yn7ek8cd4s
@user-yn7ek8cd4s 3 года назад
HIs laughter makes me happy
@sidamarali3030
@sidamarali3030 3 года назад
You are just unbeatable with this stuff. Just wow!
@KOKO-fd3zr
@KOKO-fd3zr 7 лет назад
his accent and general mood give me joy in life!
@Vicariousleighilive..
@Vicariousleighilive.. 7 лет назад
K O K O・ヘクマティアル ⁢ that laugh too
@dukegreened
@dukegreened 7 лет назад
exactly the reaction i have to this guy.....Joy
@tranz2deep
@tranz2deep 7 лет назад
I love his attitude; "I think, typical for me, I underestimated the cold..." After showing the frozen ballistic glob, I have to agree. Stick that knife in, because it's _done!_
@jrsmith3344
@jrsmith3344 7 лет назад
I cant believe he hasn't been in a movie yet!
@SuperEman500
@SuperEman500 4 года назад
Germany establishes gun control, Joerg presents solution.
@ploperdung
@ploperdung 4 года назад
hah hah hah hah hah!
@WeissTreufel
@WeissTreufel 4 года назад
Germans are nothing if not resourceful and innovative. We've managed to retain that perception and it is true, no less.
@billporter846
@billporter846 4 года назад
SuperEman500 drill control will be next.
@DrZergling
@DrZergling 4 года назад
@@WeissTreufel Don´t be so sure..
@WeissTreufel
@WeissTreufel 4 года назад
@@DrZergling Boy, that's some nerve you've got there. You've still got Trump in office. I'm going to need you to fix that before you start criticizing the Germans.
@hesamusa
@hesamusa 3 года назад
Man you are an authentic fella
@ianlangan6577
@ianlangan6577 4 года назад
I once read a mystery novel in which the murder weapon seemed to be a bullet but turned out to be ice arrows fired from a small crossbow. The “arrows” were made by freezing water in a long cigarette holder like the aristocrats used to use. I would love to see if you could try this. Love the show BTW
@stargazer2042
@stargazer2042 4 года назад
I love how he explains everything. He is so passionate about the engineering.
@TrangDB9
@TrangDB9 4 года назад
German spirit
@gking407
@gking407 4 года назад
TrangDB9 So pure amirite?
@hackerdude5856
@hackerdude5856 4 года назад
Zombie Apocalypse Is Not Going To Survive This Man.
@simondram3108
@simondram3108 4 года назад
Capitalizing every word makes my toes curl.
@hackerdude5856
@hackerdude5856 4 года назад
@@simondram3108 𝐼 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝓎𝓅𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈, 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒸𝒶𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝑒𝒹 :)
@Argonwolfproject
@Argonwolfproject 4 года назад
In Capitalist Germany, zombie apocalypse tries to survive YOU!
@Him69429
@Him69429 4 года назад
LET ME SHOW YOU MY FEATURES!!! BAHHH BAHHH BAAHHHH
@landonhyde4916
@landonhyde4916 4 года назад
Dude thats rad!
@Dr.Snooze-gt5yg
@Dr.Snooze-gt5yg 8 месяцев назад
You are a genius!
@somesz83
@somesz83 4 года назад
"I underestimated the cold..." - said wearing a T-shirt in minus celsius and everything covered in snow. :-D
@Alan_Page
@Alan_Page 4 года назад
Was about to comment on this and then I figured someone had to have mentioned that.
@matthewthiel4378
@matthewthiel4378 4 года назад
With a bald head
@keiortoka3674
@keiortoka3674 4 года назад
Preparing for Russian winter
@robertmyles9124
@robertmyles9124 4 года назад
@@keiortoka3674 except he's in Germany.......
@artyom-ei2mf
@artyom-ei2mf 4 года назад
@@robertmyles9124 lol that's exacly why he is preparing for the russian winter. you don't make mistakes twice.
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