I stopped listening at Mick Jagger f-ing a frog. Got the punchline (I think) but didn’t want to waste a 2nd minute of my life that I can never get back.
He was so good at distracting the listener from that detail. You hear it but it feels like Norm just wanted to simplify her name moving forward in the story only for it all to come together moments later
You can say the tellers name is ms whack easily. The hard part is dropping in the patty part in a way that makes sense. Punchline hits less if you dont establish the patty part and it makes no sense if you dont say ms whack. Very difficult. Norms the best
@@connorobilly By faith I have peace in knowing where I'm going when I die, and I look forward to seeing Norm. That's not pride, it's just knowing that I know that I know.
@@icankillbugsdifferent strokes for different folks. There’s many who think he’s funny and many who don’t. TBH no one really cares that you don’t find him funny.
I first heard it from a guy while playing Rust. It was just random people in a safe zone telling jokes on a stage. He did it pretty well, I thought he was just making shit up as he went along.
I still think one of the funniest things i've heard norm say is "i try not to preach, but idk how you're going to get into heaven without jesus christ"
Norm believed in Jesus Christ…when a comedian was making fun of religion Norm called him to the rug for it..(when he was a judge on a show.) I’ve also heard him defend Christianity many times. Norms in Heaven. I believe that and if you don’t believe in Jesus you should start talking to him today. I hope you do.❤
My favorite Norm joke. Man walks into a store. Hi can I have some polish sausage? Guy behind counter says, you must be polish. Man says, just because I order polish sausage doesn’t mean I’m polish. Guy behind counter says. No sir, your in a hardware store.
Like the king in India, who lived in a bamboo palace and loved getting elaborate new marble thrones. Each time he got a new one, they carried the old one into the attic. One night, their weight became too much, and they broke through the roof and landed on him, killing him. The moral of the story: people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Then your love this 😂 Two girls on the checkout at Tesco, one said “You can always tell the single men from the married ones”. Her friend said, “How do do that”? She said “Watch this”. A guy came to the checkout with 6 mushrooms, 3 rashers of bacon, 1 tomato and a tin of beans. She said, “You’re a single fella aren’t you”? He said, “How do you know that”? She said, “Cos you’re a right ugly c♤♡t”.
Wasn't so much the joke's punchline,it was the way he was telling the story -- you knew it was going to be something stupid, but you just have to stay to the end anyway.
@tinkertable1977 so these 2 gay guys are playing this game where they jam stuff up each other's rears and they have to guess what it is. So the first guy jams a broom handle up the other guys rear and he giggles a bit and then screams, broom!!! Yay!!! So the other guy jams a...uh the...the thing you wash the floor with...?
@@munstersestraat knick knack paddy whack is a kids nursery rhyme Norm is using to make a stupid joke with "paddy whack" has a limited number of appearances in the English language besides that rhyme if any.
I'm literally F'n crying! Partly because I miss Norm, but mostly because I'm laughing so hard! If you remove the part about Mick SCHTOOPING a frog, it's a Dad Joke, and anyone who can make a joke like that make people laugh as hard as I did was a COMEDIC GENIUS! Sadly I'm using (Was) past tense! RIP NORM
No. This delivery is terrible. I don’t who this bloke is but he sounds half asleep. The best version is Australian cricket commentator Kerry Okeefe. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5Y3AXzZqg2k.htmlsi=EDOmm1PHd2zn6SnC
After my dad picked up on the punch line of Patty Whack, I tell this joke with the teller named Madeline Black and the frog using a tic tac as collateral
I worked at Atlanta Athletic Club in 1989. The bartender there told me this joke along with 3 others like it and ,i've told them for years. Love them. Miss Norm : (
It's just brilliant the way he tells it. It's all about the delivery The way he just seemingly adds these details like he's making it up on the spot but then at the very end you realize that all those little details were so essential to making the joke work.
@@livewire2759 It is strange really, that even when he was in his final year, he did not appear to be ill, although he did gain a lot of weight...Most folks become very gaunt at that point. I assume that he crashed very hard, in his final few months. We lost an amazingly funny, and good, man.
@@curbozerboomer1773At some point shit can hit the fan in ways that aren't necessarily predictable to doctors. According to some fan documentary it started spreading and he also caught some kind of infection as he was battling that, so that's when things started to escalate. That's...how I remember it from the doc anyway.
