A Jurassic Oopsie... 

Game:🚨DINOSAUR THREAT🚨 Mark: "Somebody's threatening my dinosaur!"

1:55:22 In the original Jurassic Park Novel, they had cameras and sensors covering 92% of the island. They thought the other 8% would be fine without it. And it cost them everything.

Game: "You should install fast food." Mark: "But we've already got fast food. The people run fast away from the dino's."

13:06 And so it begins. Mark’s hubris in wanting Chris Pratt to voice act started a chain reaction. Mark is solely responsible for Chris Pratt Mario.

"we're gonna start with an electric fenc-" **sees price of electric fence** "We're gonna start with a light steel fence."

Welcome to Jurassic Mark

What weve learned from this video: Dont give Mark power over anything deadly

3 Years later and we’re still waiting for this Sequel.

It's been two years, we want a sequel

People: _(Running away screaming from Ceratosaurus)_ Ceratosaurus: *"Why are you running? **_Why are you running?!"_*

1:28:52 Mark: Where's the Triceratops? *Chica walks in* Mark: There he is. Chica's timing is perfect lol

The goat just strolling around safely around the park is pure happiness 😂

*lets out the drako rex* Mark: oh you're tiny why the hell did you cost so much?! *roars cutely* Mark: OH DON'T ROAR! YOU'RE TINY!

Kills humans, "look at them run" Eddy dies, "That's so sad!"

Honestly, the fact Mark named them Ed, Edd, and Eddy made me happier than it should have.

Mark: *makes a dracorex* Mark: “I’m gonna call you malfoy”

"I'd like Jeff Goldblum pessimistically nagging me for every little mistake that I do" -Mark Fischbach, 2018

I love how, unlike most youtubers who at least TRY to build a functioning park at first, Markiplier goes straight to unleashing his man-eating dinosaurs on the unsuspecting masses.

It’s been 5 years we need a sequel

"Intuitive learning?! That'll help it juggle!!!!" Mark says with insane glee that borders on unhinged delight...

“I’ve got an opportunity for you” “I DONT WANNA TALK, IVE GOT A SICK DIN- wait a million!?”

1:25:04 mark: I DON'T WANNA TALK! I GOT A SICK DINO! *sees the reward* Mark: a million....

Marks guests: *gets eaten left and right* Also marks guests *maximum happiness*

Mark: *reacts to Owen Grady's voice* Also Mark: *I M P O S T O R*

*Spoilers* “We gotta be safe and protect people from the dinosaurs” Mark: *deletes a portion of the cage and adds something that encourages people into the pen* Damn he escaped!

"Eddie is, uh. Well-how do I explain this. Uhhhhh, you see- Eddie is Deddie" 2 minutes later: "Yeah, well- Edd is Dead"

"I'VE GOT A SICK DINO! I'VE GOT--- a million? 🤔" -Mark Fischbach

Mark: "Let's start with an electronic fenc-" Mark: *sees price* Mark: "Let's do a light steel fence-" Me: "Let's set those prices cheaper with a controlled shock-"

Mark: "lets put bat DNA in here" 2020: *sweats profusely *

"Is this how the movie went?" Uh..Yeah. Pretty much actually.

I love how mark gets the dinosaurs into the enclosure and he thinks everyone is now safe and then sees literally all of the people at the park are in the enclosure with them

“W H O T H E F U C K A R E Y O U?!” I asked the exact same question mark.

R. I. P Memu 2018-2018 Gone but never forgotten

"I love what you've done with the place!" As the dinosaur is chasing down a person.

the fact that a sequel to this game came out before Mark made a part 2 of this series is actually baffling XD

Alternate Title: Mark sets Ed Edd and Eddy free into a Ceratosaurus cage

Game premise: build an entirely new theme park on a private island to showcase extremely dangerous, genetically altered, previously extinct dinosaurs. Mark: “wHy Is EvErYtHiNg So ExPeNsIvE?!?!”

mark: **upgrades first dino with extra lifespan** also mark: **feeds his first dino to his second dino on day one**

Mark is giving people the real jurassic park experience

This is one of my favorite Markiplier videos. I watch it whenever I’m sad and need a pick me up. I’ve probably watched it in full at least ten times at this point 😂❤️

Mark: my people are so happy. Dinosaur: *Crunch Crunch on people* Mark: My people are so, so happy.

1. Feed humans 2. Feed humans to dinos 3. Make beef out of dinos to feed to humans 4. Back to start

1:56 "Do I have to sit on it myself?" Mark's asking the real questions

The amount of times I facepalmed is life-threatening.

Mark:”more ve-ability” Me: *slowly dies inside*

Chica is the best triceratops to ever walk the earth

Separate enclosures for different species: exist Mark: F I G H T I N G P I T!!!!

I’m just waiting for Jurassic World to be like: “Dinosaurs are boring, we fucked with human genomes now”

Please play more of this! It's so funny to watch it all go down in death or succeed with life, please start a series on this!

*to the tune of Jurassic Park main theme* Don't put Mark in charge, Don't put Mark in charge, Of a dinosaur the-eme paaaaaaark...

1:25:00 "Interesting opportunity for you to consider. it will allow us to work together to create life" The face Mark pulled while she was saying this just makes it all the funnier.

Ceratosaurus begins to prowl the streets, looking for flesh "Guests feel unsafe." Me: "But is the business still profiting?"

Just love how casual mark is as dinosaurs are eating the guests. lol

I love these because Mark always manages to create such hellish monstrosities that kill the crap out of his and everyone else's lungs from laughing

It has been nearly 3 years dude a lot of people like this so please do a sequel mark.

I love this game. It’s one of my comfort games. Glad Mark played it. Mark: “Why is everything so expensive?!” Also Mark: *unleashes hell upon families taking their kids out on vacation* Mr. Peenanoodloo and Mrs. Vaginoodloo are just the best names of anything, ever.

Mark: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE Me: LOOK AT THE GUEST LAWSUITS

I love how the dinosaurs can eat people but you cant run people over

People: (Running away screaming from Ceratosaurus) Cabot Finch: Things are looking good around here, huh. I love what you are doing with the place. Mark: Laughter intensifies...

nobody: absolutely fucking no one: mark: “How do I sell a dinosaur?” _[Dinosaur brutally devouring an innocent being]_ “How- How do I sell-“

this is the only way I used to play these tycoon games. I had an old dinosaur tycoon game when I was a kid and I build the park just to unleash dinosaurs on the guests. Its more fun that way :P

Listen if Jeff Goldblum says it's a bad idea, it's a bad idea.

Cabot Finch: You'll start with a Struthiomimus Markiplier not knowing anything about the *ostrich imitator:* i know what that is

I was already laughing at the first person getting eaten but the disappointed “MICHAEL CERA!!” Made me fucking lose it.

"Death is inevitable." Soft chanting in the distance: Unus Annus Unus Annus

I literally lost it at that moment when he started introducing Mimu's family members😂😂😂😂😂

Me screaming the whole time that Mark actually has to equip the upgrades to the buildings

this has taught me to never let mark have control over a zoos layout

"Not enough capacity?!" "Is it because the prices are too high?!?" *facepalm*

I love that he and Jack had the same exact reaction to “Owen”

2:05:23 The childish glee this gives him is adorable to me.

30:30 Guest injury law suits taking 75% of income "Guess i'm making a profit"

he seemed so genuinely concerned when he said “oh no they can get sick” it was so adorable

You need to play more of this game mark, i love this game.

“Death is always coming” -Dr. Ian Malcom *Painful Unus Annus memories barrage my brain.

It's been four years. Passed the four years anniversary 2 days ago, actually. AND THERE IS STILL NO SEQUEL!?

I love everything about this play through. You can almost always hear the faint screams of guests as Michael Cera and Jeremy reek havoc

"I love what your doing with the place." Says as a loose carnivores dino runs free in, the park

Mark giggling ominously is the best part of this. Jurassic Park was my favorite movie series as a kid, loved the game! Seeing him play this brings me so much joy 💜

Leave it to Mark to make friends with a giant, man-eating monster.

When marks voice is so calming you fall asleep then 10secs later you wake up to him screaming 😅😅

My favorite part of this is watching a grown man laugh as he names his dinosaur POOOOOP

I dunno about everyone else, but I'd LOVE to see more of Mark playing JWE! Theres so many dinosaurs he missed out on! The fights, the interactions, and the skins! Please pick this game up again Mark!

Cool, anyway here’s a cookie recipe * 2 ¼ cups all-purpose flour * ½ teaspoon baking soda * 2 sticks (1 cup) unsalted butter, room temperature * ½ cup granulated sugar * 1 cup packed light brown sugar * 1 teaspoon kosher salt * 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract * 2 large eggs * 12 ounces semisweet chocolate chips (2 cups) Directions 1. Preheat oven and prep baking sheets: 
Preheat oven to 350°F with racks in the upper and lower third positions. Line baking sheets with parchment paper. 
 2. Combine flour with baking soda: 
In a small bowl, whisk together flour and baking soda; set aside. 


 3. Beat butter and sugars: 
In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat butter and both sugars on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. 

 4. Add salt, vanilla, and eggs: 
Add salt, vanilla, and eggs; mix to combine. Reduce speed to low. 

 5. Add flour mixture gradually: 
Gradually add flour mixture, mixing until just combined. 
 6. Mix in chips: 
Mix in chocolate chips.
 7. Portion cookies onto baking sheets: 
Using a tablespoon measure or a small ice-cream scoop, drop heaping portions of dough about 2 inches apart onto prepared baking sheets. 
For uniform cookies, we like to use a small ice-cream scoop to evenly portion the dough

 8. Bake cookies: 
Bake until cookies are golden around the edges, but still soft in the center, 8 to 10 minutes. Remove from oven, and let cool on baking sheet

I'm counting this as a Jurassic Park film, I mean it is 2 hours long...

YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS A SERIES CALLED JURASSIC MARK

It's been 5 years and we want a series

" Give me a million dollars, or give me nothing!" She was going to give you 5 million.

When Mark makes the park for dinosaurs to enjoy not for humans XD give dinosaurs respect

Life finds a way, unless Mark has anything to say about it.

fun fact: I Watched this a little bit before i got my clarinet and ended up naming my clarinet mimu. my friends and family now refer to it as "mimu"

I really wanted to see more of this… it would have been entertaining to see mark handle the Indominus Rex and Indoraptor

Jeremy: *eats another dino* Mark: Oh God dammit Jeremy

"how do I sell the dinosaur?" *women gets violently eaten* "How do I sell it?"

Markiplier: Putting a ceratosauraus with this herbivore is a good idea! Me: *cries in dinosaur*

When you witness Markiplier exposing his ADHD after a while of not doing so.

"Can i actually make fighting pits??" New Attraction: Dinosaur Fight Club

26:16 “NO CRUNCHING THE GUESTS”

It’s now been 3 years, we still want a sequel.

Everyone’s reaction when they hear not Chris Pratt