A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 8 Episode 2) 

I remember thinking how this was gonna be one of if not THEE best episode of the show, then, you know, the rest of the season happened making the episode a joke 😒

He literally explained how this wasn’t a filler episode lol

Whoa whoa whoa whoa….why does the dude above have the same name as me?!?! Yo IM TRIPPIN!! Lol

@@phillyphilly__lii5653 *Spider-Man pointing meme*

@@phillyphilly_lii6441 get a life

... One eye each, long story.

this

I laughed so hard into it.

Nice, you too got the joke from the video

Lunchlady Davos 😂😂😂😂😂

"a three year old putting a fork into a toaster" is definitely one of the best comparisons I've heard

@JoeRingo118 Why should the Unsullied be useless in a fight? They're literally trained to fight from childhood.

Exactly! When archaeologists dig up known battlefield sites, they can actually tell which skeletons are those of the archers simply *from their arm and shoulder bones.* They're bigger on one side, and the hollows where the muscles would have been attached are way larger too, indicating they too would've been noticeably more bulked up.

Crossbows were popular because they actually were the “give to someone who barely knows what they’re doing” item because shit like an English longbow was a life long training requirement. Hell they even address this in the books when the thenns try and take castle black the newbies who have to fight get crossbows because they can’t draw a bow fast enough to be effective but Jon who’s been training his whole life at arms chooses a bow for his weapon

There is a great disperity between bows tho. What you say is definetly true for something like English longbows, but the "standard" bow is way smaller and requires much less force to use, like igrittes (iirc) or the bows the dothraki use to shot from horseback

That's why she burned Kings landing. She was mad at D&D.

All of the cast interviews are hilarious. Same with The Last Jedi

@@Jdb63 tbh i feel like they`re the real victims here

@@MrJOKER296 Poor Emilia broke down crying when she found out about episode 5. Imagine playing such a beloved character that people name their children after you (which is a terrible idea, but still) only to find out the two morons in charge of the show did a complete 180 of the character and turned them into dragon hitler in the span of an episode.

Meh. Her character was always an entitled psychopath with a fetish for making other shit burn other shit, to do what she couldn't do herself. If she'd been fat and/or ugly, but had the exact same dialogue, delivered the exact same way, people would have been okay with how her story went. She's one of the few characters whose behaviour actually followed a completely understandable and believable arc. She's been threatening to burn innocent people alive every time she doesn't get her way, for 7 seasons!

same and fuck BFA

@@smallrossy Haven't played since Legion, but what has happened?

Doomlovesearth2 the fuckening has continued, that’s all.

@@mards2479 What do you mean?

Doomlovesearth2 the downward spiral that the games been on since WoD has ramped up drastically. BFA has, by all reports, been an absolute disaster

Clever clever Osuun. Joke fit for a king.

molten gold*

Oh no, you're quite right.

Necro Time! This also ignores that fighting isn't the Faceless Man style. They aren't elite ninja warriors that count as one man armies... they are No One. Their training is in disguises and deception. The threat they pose isn't breaking into a keep at night, slaughtering a dozen knights, then stabbing their target through the heart... it's being able to seamlessly replace damn near anyone in the entire castle. And when they aren't stealing faces, they are masters at blending in to the background. Veteran FM, like Jaqen H'ghar, can even assassinate people so well that no one even suspects they were murdered. A drunk falls off the ramparts at night and a kennel master pushes his mutts too far.... is what everyone assumes. Instead, it was the new mercenary hire murdering people in the name of the Many-Faced God. Arya trained how to become a blind fishmonger that everyone either trusted or dismissed as harmless... only for her to drop some poison in a glass of wine and fade into obscurity. That's what makes the Faceless Men so damn scary. You never know if the courier that just arrived with urgent news and asked to stay the night to rest or your advisor for years is now an assassin gunning for your life. They'll kill you and disappear with no one ever figuring out what happened. Even that staff training was less about actual fighting ability and more about how to read an opponent. It's an overlapping lesson with the game of lies Arya and the Waif play. The goal isn't to be a badass warrior, it's about social skills and being fluid enough to think on your feet. It's about reading people and reacting to an ever changing situation.... while always staying ahead of your marks. While the FM doubtless train in numerous skills to help them assume new identities, the point is never to become the best at anything or become a one-assassin army. It's about deception and subterfuge being used to kill an unsuspecting opponent by the most efficient means possible... including tossing people off the walls or poison or drugging hounds to make them more aggressive. Which is kinda the dealio separating an ASSASSIN from a WARRIOR. So yeah, DnD fundamentally don't understand a god damn thing about the FM. Even H'ghar promoting Arya to full FM after she... failed all their core lessons as laughable. She can't let go of her identity, and thus, she can never become FACELESS. But Arya was clearly their favorite so they warped her into the AWESOME BADASS regardless of how little sense that makes. (Sorry for the rant >.>)

@@duncanlutz3698 lol I feel your pain bro When you explain it like that it got me riled up at just how stupid this show got and how hard we tried to ignore it's stupidity till season 8 finally broke us

@@duncanlutz3698 lol I feel your pain bro When you explain it like that it got me riled up at just how stupid this show got and how hard we tried to ignore it's stupidity till season 8 finally broke us

I've always known that what you do with the amount of time you have is just as important as how much time you have. Also, the students of the Martial Sciences that are as strong willed and determined as Arya Stark progress a lot faster, especially if they're properly motivated. Brienne held back while sparring with Arya Stark, the Assassin She Wolf and she was unfamiliar with Arya's fighting style and Arya's skill level. While travelling with the Brotherhood she was practicing archery, with the Hound practicing what she learned in Season 1; you underestimate Arya's character and her desire to avenge her family.

D&D should be flayed living.

I am totally and utterly ashamed I defended S6&7. I actually liked them. Yes, I could tell the show was "off" but not enough to not be entertaining. S8 was a fail of epic proportions. The dialogue was so bad I have come to the conclusion they screwed it up on purpose. It's so badly written it's the only logical explanation. S8 is D&D telling us a big F/U. Jmo

Mel of Winterfyre there were aspects to the fan service in s6 and kind of s7 that I could get behind. At the same time Everything felt outlandish but I was still young doe eyed lad back then and never dreamt s8 was going to be 150 words total and a giant fu so I think they stopped trying after George was forced out

This is much more energized and vitriolic than Alt Shift X aims for. It's like a poison spear *on TOP of a great stabbing death*

@@babushka_OG you summed it up perfectly

I thought so too

@@BlackCampariBlue When I ignore everything that is canon and just watch the episodes while ignoring all the background, I can like episode 5. But I have to really ignore that these are not the characters from when the writing was still good and none of the plot of both asoiaf and got happend. Just thinking of it as some random dragon lady going insane and torching a city makes it watchable.

Honestly I try to view this as the final episode of the show and the dead win.

Ghuurm is too good of a nickname

In Hindi Gurrm means hot

*ROGUES CAN'T USE LONGBOWS, ARYA, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!*

Hoku The Overwatch Editor But she's shurely a multi-class NPC?

Love back from Germany, seems like a lot of people here watch these videos at least 5 times.

At least Walder deserved it. The wholesale slaughter of House Frey was on the same level of "I don't know whether this is more disturbing or completely fucking ridiculous" as Dany murdering thousands of innocents in King's Landing, though it is rarely called out as such. This video is one of the very few where I've seen it pointed out that probably most Freys, or at the very least *some* of them, actually had nothing to do with the Red Wedding and maybe didn't deserve to die horrible deaths.

@@chasm671 my theory if that they kind of morphed the book character of Lady Stoneheart with Arya.

I think what weirded people out is that they're used to seeing cute little Arya Stark growing up so for her to have a sex scene is a little awkward. Especially because she still looks like a child. Lmao

"Some family curry with a glass of throat wine." I'm taking a minute to appreciate that one.... ^_^

It's quite simple, We saw her as very much a child in early seasons, and she (sorry maisie) still looks *so* much like that child that we saw that it just reigsters as 'WAIT NO!!! SHe is a CHILD!' even though she isnt.

#2cents

He's probably worried about what kind of S&M he's got himself in for.

I thought it was weird too. Only because Arya has been this wide-eyed little girl through most of the series, and after that she was still just a tiny teenagers with kind of asexual vibes. Also, Arya is a little sister to many characters, so when we identify with Jon Snow for example, we identify with his sisterly love for Arya and hoping she's safe. Also I felt a little uncomfortable reading the Mercy chapters where Arya seduces an older man. Just said that in case someone thinks I only have hangups with Maisie :D And I know Maisie is a woman now, but to me, for many years she was a little girl on TV. There is nothing wrong with that scene, it just that with child actors it takes a while getting used to them in a more adult settings. I would argue that it is NORMAL. Also, men who were horny for adult Emma Watson comes mind. They felt weird thinking someone who they saw grow up on screen, is sexy. So I don't quite understand this "she's 18, so you're crazy". Do they really not get it, or do they not think it's a valid reaction to feel little weird about it? If so, then why?

The really messed up part to me is yes he loves her, that was a great chance for arya to have a bit of actual development, and accept his proposal, "that's not me" doesn't work anymore because arya has grown she wasn't supposed to be a psycho anymore maybe she could see that he doesn't view her as just a Highborn lady to pop out his kids no he views her as arya Stark the woman that saved his life when he was just some bastard from steel street she treated him like a person when he was literally sold to the nightswatch. And nah screw that guy he's just interested in making her a lady.

@@atinity6749 I will NEVER feel guilty for lusting after Emma Watson. She’s literally the sexiest woman alive.

The only thing that makes this line better is the text that briefly flashes on the screen about the best thing about glidus videos are when you don’t know wtf he’s talking about! 😂😂

They had great chemistry in season 2 and especially season 3. They were probably told on set to have the characters be awkward around each other.

@@borbafatt I agree!! But it wasn’t “sexual” chemistry they had. It was more of a sibling chemistry, like she had with J. Snow in s01. If they had taken the time to actually grow that original chemistry INTO an adult relationship-I don’t think people would’ve had nearly as much of an issue with it.

@@borbafatt, it was more of a brother-sister type friendship though, like Jon and Arya. They can get annoyed with each other but they do care for each other at the end of the day and now suddenly they’re sexually attracted to each other.

@@joeyjerry1586 It’s not uncommon for childhood friends to develop feelings for each other. Also She was staring pretty hard when he was shirtless and training during season 2. She clearly had more going with him than say Hot Pie. When hot pie left she didn’t care at all while Gendry telling her he was leaving broke her heart. It makes sense that they’d have feelings for each other.

@@borbafatt, like everything in S7 and S8, it could’ve been a good romance but it was way too rushed this season.

I'm pretty sure that wasn't sarcasm.

This!! That whole episode (as cool it all looked visually) is pointless from writing to story, and Plotholes and Plot device Dragons and character assassination on everyone that started in season 5. I'm not still salty..I promise...

Especially considering they set up the FRIKKIN' HORN a couple seasons back.

rip

Glidus is Prestons long lost nephew

@@abcdefghijklmnop2580 "And now we get an extra scene."

A sword point for each of them, those kinky fucks. There's plenty to spare.

And Alt Shift X will sit beside the throne, whispering in their ears, feeding their madness and paranoia.

*Alt Shift X just Wants balance in the realm*

Over 9000! Gendry IS Robert's son through and true.

Yeah, but the insane wight hunt plan was his idea, so ultimately the situation was his fault. It was her fault for going north though.

@@Glidus exactly correct Glimbooooo 😂

​@antiami Preston Jacobs has a parody series of the show that has like a, secondary plot with remixed characters.

......they kinda forgot?

We're just amazed at the realisation that gods truly can bleed.

Thats just a papercut for a GOD EMPEROR@@Glidus

@@tamerlane9889 EVEN GODS MAY DIE

I agree. A lot of this episode was stupid and I roasted the fuck out of it, but it was still the best episode this show has seen in years. The dialog had some truly egregious moments but overall it was a tier higher than what we've been getting.

@@Glidus I would also commend the directing. It's pretty well done as well!

The Iron Islands are so barren you can chop enough wood to built 1000 ships in a single afternoon.

i see what you mean but my issue is a) she legit agrees to fight with the North against the Whitewalkers BEFORE Jon voluntarily bends the knee (for NO reason lol) and then b) what she says in the last episode of s7; she deadass says "I have not come to conquer the North" lmaoo so end of s7 she wants to just ally with the North and nothing more but then like 1 week later start of s8 she apparently wants to rule over the North and not just ally with them??...and even if Jon did bend the knee to her, why didn't she at least consider it? Didn't she say she was going to "break the wheel"...? I think Daenerys was drinking that amnesia water too, straight out of that Starbucks cup 😂 The best thing is that I don't even need to bring up s8 episode 6 where she randomly decides she wants to conquer - sorry I meant "liberate" the North as well as the whole world, she was already contradicting herself WAY before the show jumped off a cliff after s8 episode 3 lol 😂 D and D are just something else man😂

I don't remember the scene he talked about,in terms of the background music.But I know that there was a song ,that shireen sang in one of her first episodes,wich is originally a song from a creepy(but really interesting) character called patchface,who was not in the tv show,but only in the books. So he was not making something up,as long as that song was really playing in the background,at that scene. ✌

SOMEONE KNEW WTF I WAS TALKING ABOUT

@@Glidus Ofc i did, i nearly shit myself when you said it, youve became like my favourite the second you said it XDDD Keep up the awesome videos, just finished ep.6 and i cant wait for Pisstake

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES IM NOT THE ONLY FUCKING ONE THANK YOU

alliteration on point😂

Your a perverit

Could be the 30+ year old actor not feeling comfortable to look at what looks like a 14 year old naked

10 year old

@@jojokob5182 I honestly think that's what happened. Joe Dempsie (Gendry) has stated multiple times that he is not comfortable with Aryan and Gendry's relationship turning romantic/sexual because of the age difference between him and Maisie

@@anushribhende1086 that's why I made the comment, if I were in his place I'd feel uncomfortable af.

Plus it didn't add anything to the story, like it doesn't lead to an interesting conflict or anything really. They sleep together, he's like "marry me" she says "no". The end. Ok ????

@@shanouboubou and it is never brought up again. Literally, why

teehee.

It is the best episode in both seasons 7 and 8, if you ask me. It still has big problems though.

@@Glidus The problems are baked in by that point. The show was so far off... that it was "contextually bad" you could say. However by the point they had gotten, it was good for what they were working with if that makes sense. Sitting in dark rooms & scheming was what made the show work, it only made sense that towards the end.. sitting in a dark room actually getting along was worth a scene. It's more for nitpicking than a true cinematic failure.

I always thought about that too. But there is precedent that you don’t have to be a full Targ in order to ride a dragon. During the Dance of the Dragons, several “dragonseeds” (Targ bastards), were able to bond and ride dragons. But more than likely, Dany suspected that because she was in love with Jon, that her influence on Rhaegal would keep him safe.

Davos didn't know about the other dragon, and they didn't know before to keep the dragons away from the White Walkers but they do now, and it's easy to avoid specific ground troops in a dragon. So yes it's still an absurd line. It would have been the perfect chance for Tormund to counter with "actually, they have a dragon too."