A New Very Normal Merch Design Is Now Available 

This is clearly objectively the best Warhammer merchandise ever

I will admit I have no intention of buying one, as I do not have the self confidence to pull it off, but I am very glad they exist, and I appreciate the genius that produced them even when no one was asking for them.

Beautiful, a true work of artistic genius! Also any chance we can get a follow up in, like, a month with at least vague stats on how many people have paid money for this? It's probably more than any of us hope 🤣

I fucking love wearable shitposts. I might have to get one of these.

That sticker is going on my work waterbottle next to my trans pride beakie.

I adore Pachabel's Canon in D Major and am all for the use of it in places outside of the weddings it's been pigeonholed into. I have no other comments.

Not heard the meme before but laughed. TX Man.

Absolute genius. No one wants to buy them, which relegates them to gift fodder for our enemies across the table. I hope many of these are bought to be given as gifts to all our hobby friends who need to put a log on and get their models painted!

Veni, Vidi, Mini

i didn't know what i would get my brother in law, thank yall!!!!!!

whoever uses pachelbel Cannon in D for its commercial gets my buisness

absolute brilliance.

Clearly, a masterful sales pitch.

You know what, that joke's too good for me to try and add anything to it. Have comments for the comment god instead.

This implies that you can't paint and have sex at the same time...

So this explains my pile of shame

I've not heard of those fishing shirts but it's still funny. Well, by 'funny' I mean.. You know what I mean.

Most joyous news

this is the meaning of beauty

Nearly pissed myself

Well thats Christmas sorted.

I saw, i conquered, i came.

Fishing puns for the win!

Lol I love you dorks so much

I'm afraid I don't know those shirts, and this joke really doesnt land. I know of that kind of thing, but I've never heard of a shirt like that being so directly explicit. Nevertheless, I will buy six.

thank you wib! very cool and very normal!

A true work of art, bravo 👏

Sir, I was drinking when you displayed the merch. How very dare you. I do however accept the apology.

Just remember not to Slap Chop in the wrong situation and you'll be fine!

A merch drop to surpass my Garvill mug. (This on a mug might be nice if it gets popular)

I was the 666th view because this thing video is entirely godless

I must say, those FIGHT: WEPON Future Year stickers are pretty darn tempting ... but even though I know it's all part of the joke, I think the misspelling of 'weapon' would eventually bother me too much!

This is the first video of yours that I’ve shown to my wife. Should I be upset that she found it funny? I don’t even know anymore.

AHAHAHA

I have never heard of the reference you’re making. I believe you, but… I lack that commitment.

Like there pitch, not the design. I’m sure a lot of people will tho, so best of luck with them