A Slaanesh Chaos Warrior 

Bödvarr Buttspreader is canon now

And with but words, the armies of the Empire broke and fled in sheer terror.

This is so cursed even for a worshipper of Chaos... Brilliant

Still less threatening than Olesya.

'' Now I like ya, and I want ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way '' Olaf Throbbingspear, Chaos Warrior of Slaanesh

This is why Fat Shark won't add Slaanesh enemies in their game

Terrifying bruv. Kruber SAVE US

Slaanesh has cursed him with raging thirst!

Happy Halloween

Chaos sympathizers be like: “We must allow more Chaos Warriors into Ubersreik!” The Chaos Warriors in question:

"You ready to sit on that shit" might be the Nurgliest line.

The Saltzshaker

"I'm over here stroking my axe. I've got ((un)cleaning) lotion on my axe, southlander"

HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BOOTY

So this is where Saltzpyre’s ‘let us not speak of this moment again.’ came from.

*"AA~"* - Victor Saltzpyre last words before get assault by a *HUGE MASSIVE PIKE* of Slaanesh Chaos Warrior

The greatest horror I’ve seen since the tavern in St*rland.

Bro only had to see Kruber to be ready for sex.

"Spread your ass open dude" 😂😂😂I was not ready.

Kerillian do the thug shake

"C'mon do the southlander shak-" PERISH FIEND

The boy traveled all the way from the grim, cold north to see you shake it... Shake it dude, dont leave him waiting!

It should be illegal for a video to be this spoopy. Happy Halloween!

I know this is probably ai, but chaos warrior voice sounds so gravelly it's almost like this is his actual voice line.

Only wrong part is he asking for a condom

the faint ah... at the beginning lol 😁😁

i very recently learned from some old videos about the bounty hunter flail+career skill thing that makes him shake his hips i don't know if they fixed it but every fiber in my being wanted so badly to be able to do THE SIGMAR SHAKER

Now Im gonna have trouble sleepin tonight and be constantly alert while lookin under my bed for a slaaneshi chaos warrior. Literally shakin n cryin rite nw

I see Janfon has descended into madness

Chaos Patrol Cata diff in a nutshell(?

I like how you used the chaos warrior agro sound effect as a vine boom, top tier

I've literally had this on loop since it released.

This is some top heretical content right here. Even Saltzpyre is speechless.

Janfon1 delivering the spookiest Halloween ever with a 30 sec video

Starting to wonder why are the characters tied up on the ground whenever they "die" what kind of horrible things has done slaneesh to our ubersreik heroes when we fail a mission?

Victor got the Saltzshaker

Fun fact, space marines are chemically castrated Unfun fact: CHAOS WARRIORS AREN'T

The real villain of geheimnisnacht was never blosphoros, rather, it was slaanesh talking temporary control over the rotbloods

i can ruin him more

Vermintide would be a whole different game if the chaos warriors were just trying to fuck the entire time

archaon when he sees sigvald

"Sigmar, hah hah" except it's "smegma, hah hah"

This cracks me up so hard, jesus. Never laughed this hard to a video before.

first sienna roasting him now this ?!, poor salty can't get a break

someone should replace the chaos warrior voice line to this, imagine coming up close and he started saying shit like this

He's coming for dwarf too

Peasant shaker

Somehow, it feels dirty to even like this video, but here you go.

man's boutta get Saltzpyre's rod

This is why the principle of "save one bullet" is a wise one when fighting against the forces of chaos,those that are fortunate die,those that do not...well it gets messy

unfortunately blessed shot isn't a personal use ability because this makes me want it to be

Watch this at least once a day to remind me to be happy a sussy chaos warrior isnt lusting for my cake

Ready, aim, and fire all your ammo

I find it hard to believe that a follower of Slaneesh would bother with condoms.

His smile: gone, his faith in Sigmar: Southlander Shaken

On this halloween, truly cursed content I see

these are the voicelines that would've been added if we got People's Poet Saltzpyre. We really missed out.

Siiigmaaaar, bless this shot!

Did you really fucking make a mod were they yell this hilarious shit at the Uber 5?

omg what cursed meme is this? 10/10 bro haha

everything is better with slaanesh

Nurgle is just as fertile as Slaanesh if not more. Or maybe just fertilizer lmao

by sigmar

My kind of man.

So that's how Olesya got *Sticky fingers*

Fear, terror even.

Never go out to the woods alone

Emperor's Children if they were in Warhammer Fantasy.

miraell loves you

Ohh my god imagine fighting one of these guys and you just hear “shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me”

Hot damn !!!

RUN SALTZPYRE BEFORE THE SANCTITY OF YOUR BOOTY IS NO MORE

Southlander Shaker

RAGING THIRST

what a terrible day to have ears

*Saltzpyre:* a~

YO wtf, SOUTHLING

Oh...

Bro, how much and in what currency will you make rule34?

Me talking to my homies

i'm dying

Smash the F key.

This is so fucking good

Damn

What in Sigmar's name did i just watch

AAH!!! LOL XD

Horrifying.

why?

THIS QUIET OFFE- uh.. oh. I'm leaving.

i want him

ah :)

Do the truffle shuffle

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Did ‘hub open up a vidya gaming division?

What the fu.... Fat Shark add it !