Realising you've become a Warhammer 40k fan 

Unfortunately, the meme culture is honestly how the majority of basic knowledge of the world gets passed around

@@sloshed-rat Yeah if you just repeat the same handfull of jokes that are being made for decades you will often fit right in. Bonus points if you spread false information through them.

That’s 1/3rd of the Horus Heresy series there’s a lot of books

I've only read the emperor's gift. There is nothing else. Only grey knights.

Based

That is legit how I got into Warhammer 2 years ago

What? Dear God warhammer is too confusing, i will never understand the lore

@@FriendKevin majorkill is great for beginners

​@@Hunter-zf7rt got it, thanks

@@FriendKevin no problem,he does a interesting scenes of humour

One of us, one of us, one of us

But what if… I wasn’t us?

For the Emperor. FOR THE EMPEROR. FOR THE MOTHER FKENG EMPEROR.

One of us One of us One of us

@@Thisisabucketboi IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SECRETLY ALPHARIUS?

I still weep over TTS.

Fuck GW.

​@@RagnarraI still cant get over filthy frank

HAHAHAHAHA! SO TRUE! No, listen to this guy, people, he's got the secret figured out!

Well I hate them now after what they did recently

😂😂😂 Welcome to the club 😂

Hey friend,

Yes

Right in front of my box of un opened, unpainted primaris inceptors

*me looks down on my boxes pile of shame* pah

For me I think it's called god is real and he hated us

For me it was looking for cool templars images on google for a wallpaper and found a futuristic version of holy warriors And later my rts addiction made me found Dawn of war 1 with all of its expansions included

Shame GW took it down. Then again hating GW is part of being a 40K fan. Heres hoping they go under and the IP gets taken over by fans.

And then the hatred grows when you find out GW coerced the creator to work for them under the shadow of copyright lawsuits, bullied him until he quit, made him sign an NDA on all the stuff he did for them while there, and now he's been forced to abandon any astartes sequels he would have again due threat of copyright

@@epicureanmaster That's not true at all. You're spreading misinformation.

Based

Ahem . . . So is there any thing else you want to share about this home brew of yours ( it sounds really interesting)🤨

my favorite custom 40k oc I've seen someone make was an ork warboss based on Oda Nobunaga.

@@zeehero7280 Kuruumpin jikan!

@@elitreat6759 They are all *violently* French. (Meaning; murderously bipolar with ever evolving mood swing triggers.)

it took me six months to get to 5,500 points fully painted.

​@@ThePigeon5734 let me guess, fellow custodes enjoyer

​@@ThePigeon5734 It's almost taking me that amount of time to finish my combat patrol

@@alextruecustodian6174 Nope, Templars.

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Reclusiarch Grimaldus, my lord... Rest assured I'm kitbashing your model to look significantly better and repainting it after my last not great attempt.

Give him a good krumpin

Yup he has fallen under the grandfather's spell

Beasts of Nurgle don't. They are like excited puppies that want to play with you. Unfortunately their playing leaves you dead. They are then sad for a moment because their new playmate has gone still and boring. Then spot someone else to play with and excitedly bound bound towards them....... I'm not joking, this is their personality in lore.

Yeah. Necromunda and the underhives are crazy enough. I'm all for all the facets of the fight, but I can't say no to a good underhive enthusiast.

Unless they like femstodes... Those "people" can leave and never ever return.

"Brother I am pinned here!"

ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY... WAIT WE HAVE A SPARE DREADNOUGHT SARCOPHAGUS WAIT RIGHT HERE

Nice try. I can. **proceeds to build MG Gunpla**

​@@YukitoOnlinetau

the intro cutscene. It still holds up

Ah yes, Dawn of War intro: A normal game of king of the hill.

Ah yes DoW music videos, what got me into 40K.

DoW 1 is what got me into 40k in the first place. Then I kinda just started consuming lore at a frightening pace, then books, then watching hundreds of hours of lore videos, then . . . I haven't gotten into the actual tabletop, partly because I'd have a hard time to find anyone to play with, partly because the whole painting miniatures thing puts me off, partly because of the outrageous cost, and partly because I despise GW and don't want to give them more money than I already have. Imperial Guard, Necrons, and Eldar were my favorites in DoW. IG because I like the idea of all these regular dudes being up against all this horrific shit, Necrons because they are ridiculously OP in the game in my opinion, and Eldar in multiplayer because I can be annoying as fuck with them. "Oh, you think you've got me cornered and all you have to do is break through my defences?" *teleports my entire base away with the webway* I also tended to spam out an entire river of fire prism tanks, so many that I'd have to jump them over obstacles to get them out faster because they clogged the only entrance to my base. Also, with Necrons: "Oh, you killed my entire army? Well, let me teleport in a new army. Oh, and here's my Necron Lord with the resurrection orb. Now I have double the army. Unit cap, what's that?"

Dawn of War will always be the best ambassator of the Warhammer IP

I think the current generation couldn't handle Rogue Trader, not with the actual Female Space Marines, over the top 80's British humour and the space marine poop ritual.

I've seen a little bit and hot dang! Half elf space marines!

@@lupisvolk2420 Trust me, the fists still do the poop thing. I'm selling the videos on the noosphere right now. Only teef accepted, no refunds.

​@@lupisvolk2420i literally learned that space marines do shit and do eat demons just to spite them last night

Was that back when all Space Marines where complete arseholes?

A lot

@@codyvandal2860 I bet you feel really smart for that huh? 😊

As somebody who's interest was peaked purely because of video games, I would say he was giving you an answer. So defensive. ​@unarmored9973

@@StuckTrippin No I'm pretty dang sure he was just correcting the use of "alot" instead of "a lot" my guy. 😆

@@unarmored9973 read your OP. Unless you edited it out, you never even say that word.

I first heard about 40k in my first year of HS. I was watching sovietwomble's vietnam video and heard "MORE DAKKA". I looked it up and immediately dismissed it as "nerd shit", even though at the time I thought Ravadil's Quest was the funniest thing ever. I only really got into 40k 2 years ago and I've gotten enough brainrot to become a demon prince of nurgle.

Ah, the Kronus campaign. I remember that war like it was yesterday. *Notices calendar* Oh yeah, it WAS yesterday.

same here

There actually is a space dwarf faction now, the Leagues of Votann

@@ViashinoWizard ( fixed ) There actually is a space dwarf faction *again*, the Leagues of Votann

Rock and Stone

Did I hear a rock and stone?!

C'mon..... surely 3rd Ed? True grimdark 👌

Man, I still play 3rd and 4th edition with friends to this day, and use it to get the tabletop interested friends playing, it's fucking great.

Ooof, talk about bad timing

I print models from time to time but I’ve been a major lore guy for decades now.

too late! this was not pinned and i have already left like 6 comments that would make a conservative blush

"Realizing you are a Warhammer fan, just in time to realize that you are no longer a Warhammer fan"

Try Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2, it stands on its own as a very good tactical space combat game

@-COSMIC- Sm2 is very good

Caiphas Cain novels....do it.

Hey if you want to get into the hobby on a budget there’s great videos honestly it’s a great destresser

I have this creed thing about purging the heretic.. im terribly sorry. Im sure you understand. BLAM

Titans are big enough you could have your kids paint them with some touch-up afterwards

Get an opposing army. Then its easier to twists peoples arm to try it with it in front of their face

But no Lemons?

God this comment is making me bricked up

@@UntoldHistoryAnimations your comment is bricking me up

BRICKY MY BELOVED

After killing it believes that they just don't want to play with it

Nah, the online fans are just Like This. For the real Warhammer experience go to your local game store (ideally an indie and not an official GW store; GW stores are very bad about hard-selling newbies) and ask for a tutorial game. I guarantee you that the people who actually play the game aren't letting a dumb argument on Twitter hold them back from playing with their toys.

If it wasn't for warhammer fans I would avoid the hobby but it's also the fans that keep me from socialising within the hobby

lmao savage

Maybe you can pirate them?

Speed paints bro. You can do it. Buy the crack

The ship being on fire is lore accurate. GW should take notes!

Ah yes, "female custodes have always existed" my favorite way to bury a hobby, ignoring your own lore for profit

@@JanitorScruffy ...and to be fair this isnt the first time the ship has been on fire, remember the whole heresy of changing paint containers?

@@RallasterAsuremen Also primaris marines and DoW3

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY VOTANN BOOKS GW

same are the sisters not enough why are there femstodies

Bye tourist 🎉

Man don't tell OP about the Female Space Marines in first edition.

@@lupisvolk2420 tbf space marines in 1E were the black and tans in space, not crusader orders in space.

Just play GOW1 with Ultimate Apocalypse mod

what is that, and what does it have to do with my comment?

@@Arch_Twisted It's the ultimate form of Gears of War 1: Soulstorm, adding in Tyranids, extra units for everyone, deeper tech tree, removing the Unit Cap, etc. so it's the ultimate fan content. And also a great middle finger to GW :D

@@Arch_Twisted It's the ultimate form of Dawn of War, with Tyranids, more units, a primitive EXP system, and a great Finger to GW

@@Arch_Twisted Sorry, I meant DAWN of War, not GEARS of War!

Maybe you can get a life in the meantime.

@@nekiyia already living a great one with the money I am saving not buying overpriced GW products

@@ScourgeAmaris Yeah, and spending the next part of your life crying and complaining. Raging and hating. Stomping and a...

@@nekiyia nah not really, unlike you I have other hobbies other than Warhammer. Even when I play Warhammer it's with my wife and friends where we have our own cannon.

@@ScourgeAmaris I don't play Warhammer. Nor do I play with toys. I watch some lore here and there. And don't get angry at changes to it. Unlike brats like yourself that supposedly, according to you, only occasionally engage it. Yet recommend for people not to get into it because if the wokeness . It's you who's crazy and invested. Not me. And the likely hood of you having a wife is actually an unlikelyhood.

rip. i never played. why are you no longer a fan? is it the new "changes"?

​@@theancientsamof course its the new changes. Most stupid thing ever. Destrying the hole thing. Especislly when you realised and hear the rumors that it is Amazon that forced this into the contract with GW

@@theancientsamMany reasons. Constant price creep priced me out of the hobby despite having an army that’s 90% second hand stripped down and restored. Codexes designed specifically to power creep and spat on the concept of balance. The changes be damned - I’m an Ork player. They’re sexless space mushrooms in the setting.

Shit. For completionists HH is way more expensive than the model builders and painters

I own a bambu p1s is it worth buying a resin printer or just getting a smaller nozzle for my current printer and then buying paint

@makerofwarmbread 4k-8k resin printers are GOATED for Minis

@ShmarveyXD I can't find files like at all tho

​@@makerofwarmbread I find mine on Cults