A Talking Cat!?! - JonTron

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You're telling me a talking cat would talk to me!?! But only once that's the rules!?!
SHIRTS!! -- theyetee.com/jontron
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Credits:
Director/Writer/Actor - Jon Jafari
Producer/Propmaster - Hila Klein
Writer - Zach Hadel
Director of Photography - Pete Polyakov
Gaffer - Sergio Torres
Sound - Matt Nissen
Makeup - Melanie Licata
Cast:
Jon - Himself
Sergio Torres - Editor Hit by Bottle
Post Production:
Visual Effects - Pete Polyakov
Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Sergio Torres
Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming

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@gba-sp6419 8 лет назад

when the reviewer has a better production value than your movie

@diddledaddle5354 8 лет назад

Rip in pepperoni

@RICHCRAFT-bu8tw 8 лет назад

ikr

@tiladutton3555 8 лет назад

Ooooh severe burns...

@camolotthe42 8 лет назад

+Stealthy For further examples of such situations in action, look to Scarfulhu's Ratatoeing. Shameful, really...

@bitmapper2853 8 лет назад

eyy i'm 666th liker

@Nikke-nn5mn 8 лет назад

when the cat talked i tought it was jon tron editing and dubbing it

@hnry_sandxpert 8 лет назад

hahaha

@connorvartanian2961 8 лет назад

Same

@Komega01 8 лет назад

same

@TheSalute3397 8 лет назад

He'd do a better job

@michaeldonatiello1308 8 лет назад

It's "when the cat" spoke not "talked"

@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska 3 года назад

Fun Fact: The film was shot in 3 days and Eric Roberts, who voices Duffy the cat, had all his lines recorded in under 15 minutes

@darkryder6647 3 года назад

If thats true, so much makes sense now.

@TheMamaluigi300 3 года назад

That’s only 4 shooting days less than a certain 3.5 hour movie directed by a certain 2000s internet reviewer

@stephenh2319 3 года назад

That long? Huh

@josh24441 2 года назад

@@TheMamaluigi300 and that same reviewer tried to complain about Pink Floyd the Wall being too long (90 mins).

@Dirtbuik 2 года назад

@@josh24441 who?

@fishexterminator7169 3 года назад

I love how the whole premise of the dad is that he got paid millions of dollars to write fucking HTML for a company xD

@matiasfpm 3 года назад

Sounds like modern Sillycon Valley

@noelr1010 3 года назад

A lot of people became millionaires in the 90s with just HTML.

@Naokarma 3 года назад

He literally says he sold the entire company, not that the company got sold and all he did was make the website. In otherwords, he's the owner and just made the website himself. The movie doesn't understand what that entails, but that's what they said. The implausible part is how the website features his face and talks about how he made "the code".

@userjames2009 3 года назад

@@Naokarma He also said he was working on the code half his life. He looks like he's at least 60 years old, so he spent 30 years writing this code? 30 years ago not even Windows 95 existed. What kind of internet-enabled computer was he writing his code on?!?

@Naokarma 3 года назад

@@userjames2009 That definitely is a weird line. The only viable explanations would be one or both of 2 options: He's exaggerating and it has only been half of his working life (assuming you're right about his age and he started working at whatever job at 20ish, that's 20 years on the high end given how owning an entire company is rarely something one just picks up at 20) and/or this movie takes place in the future.

@Jepsonduel 4 года назад

I love how the voice actor for the cat sounds like after every scene he's like, "Do I get paid now?"

@JakeandElwoodBlues 4 года назад

Believe it or not, it’s Julia Roberts’ brother.

@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 4 года назад

Jepson Duel yeah that’s the same guy that played Maroni in Dark Knight.

@hyperactiveofficial8096 4 года назад

Same guy that did Salvatore Maroni in the Dark Knight? What the hell...

@disgruntledcashier503 4 года назад

God of Hyperdeath it sounds like he recorded it on an iPhone in his apartment

@eddiedingle767 4 года назад

Oscar nominated actor

@BartJBols 7 лет назад

This is like a porn movie without the porn scenes. Perpetual waiting for the good bits.

@zaqareemalcolm 7 лет назад

the guy who directed this movie directed male gay porn

@BartJBols 7 лет назад

that explains a lot actually

@toastyspaghetti4839 7 лет назад

zaqareemalcolm we cant let him near these male kids

@pizzaprophet3017 7 лет назад

Bart Bols porn is usually much higher quality and is infinitely more entertaining than this garbage

@negativearms 7 лет назад

The old blonde lady was actually in porn.

@narsheguard6417 3 года назад

The ditto flying out of his mouth kills me every single time

@KyleEvra 2 года назад

Same here. XD

@ayayan31 10 месяцев назад

8:56

@josefzalusky7307 3 года назад

The cat wrapped up in that _o n e_ bandage absolutely sent me

@charleswisconsin9196 2 года назад

it could only have been beat by just a Sesame Street bandaid on one of his paws. or on the opposite extreme and they made a full body cast for him.

@HECKproductions 2 месяца назад

"wrapped up"

@pandorasbread 8 лет назад

I think JonTron's production value is higher than that of this movie

@hylianfelldragon1308 8 лет назад

IKR

@RivaltorGaming 8 лет назад

+Vronkei Enormously Cock- Heavy

@AlbertsStuff 8 лет назад

+PandorasBread LOL

@furyunleash22 8 лет назад

+PandorasBread Oh, there's no "think" about it, dude.

@CrypticDiabolo 8 лет назад

There's nothing to think about there my friend.

@inkiepie2259 2 года назад

I genuinely love how the woman holding the tray with bare hands was fine, but the man holding the same tray caused him to burn his hands.

@crimsondynamo615 Год назад

Callouses

@sillykola50 Год назад

@@crimsondynamo615 True, my mom would grab hot stuff with her bare hands and when I said anything she'd just say she's used to it. Like, mom, you're still burning yourself, even if you can't feel it.

@LilyoftheLake14 11 месяцев назад

@inkiepie2259 She's a Targaryen, obviously lol 😆

@whatdisd 10 месяцев назад

It's her foot disease, there's also a bit on her hands

@Abridgimation 5 месяцев назад

A woman's intuition or sumfin

@CheeseBlaster 3 года назад

This seriously looks like a 2009 youtube film made for a school project

@jayive34 3 года назад

Which, if it was, would be quite good. I mean, for a high school senior project.

@Naokarma 3 года назад

@@jayive34 Senior is really pushing it. I remember in 8th grade, a friend of mine did the same style of lip movement for his dog to explain random science stuff for the class project. The video was only around 5 minutes long, but it literally had the same production value as this "movie", if you ignore the house the first family lives in. Funfact: his laptop then proceeded to literally scream in agony an hour later, for some unknown reason, and he had to get a new one.

@broadex9080 2 года назад

We had to do a bunch of freshman videos for our English project and we had to incorporate words like "saccharine" and "zenith". And it's about the same quality, actually luckily my friend was a decent editor so it turned out better than this.

@HermitKing731 2 года назад

shit ive made better home movies as a kid then this garbage.

@yourtimetraveleralara 9 месяцев назад

Yeah

@Alhelir 8 лет назад

The dad's exercise t-shirt says in Spanish "one fucking day at a time" just another layer of what the fuck in this movie for you fox!

@memes2465 8 лет назад

LMAO

@c0731 8 лет назад

+Aldo Hernández oh shit it does, LOL XD

@NextEevolution 8 лет назад

I'd like to think it was the actor's true feelings during the filming of this movie

@aliciapng409 8 лет назад

Do you talk spanish? OwO

@ErikCarlosToren 8 лет назад

Lolz saw that too!

@stonecutter2 4 года назад

11:18 the drill is in reverse, too. So he's genuinely doing nothing.

@hewhomainsness9189 4 года назад

brilliant

@nachosNipples 4 года назад

they must have done that on purpose you cant fuck up that much

@cartergreene5571 4 года назад

But its not tho...

@ninek8 4 года назад

He's doing worse that nothing. He's trying to take it apart without the bit in.

@korekiyoshinguji3037 4 года назад

Yeah, this is small brain time.

@breawycker 3 года назад

They could have just forgotten about the plot and just filmed this cat wandering around looking cute and everyone would have watched it

@aebxo6916 2 года назад

You mean they didn't forget the plot already?

@zombifiedpariah7392 2 года назад

It kinda pisses me off seeing the guy keep snapping the cat's head back into view at 9:48

@therealtony2009 Год назад

@@zombifiedpariah7392 the cat will be fine

@zombifiedpariah7392 Год назад

@@therealtony2009 I know. That was just annoying.

@PinkPuffball1992 Год назад

Wait, there was a plot?

@yaboi8er 2 года назад

10:52 "Toys and stuff is for people with imaginations and creative type stuff" might be the single-greatest quote in film history.

@DawnOfTheOzz 4 года назад

"What's up with you, cat?" "I'm a talking cat." *Teenager.exe has stopped working*

@DEthe5150 3 года назад

*JonTron.exe has also stopped working*

@owen723 3 года назад

x God.exe has stopped working. Close

@lordduckulous5240 3 года назад

Time stamp?

@garrett1786 3 года назад

14:41 - time stamp

@clumzy_aiden5885 3 года назад

@@owen723 *Jesus.exe has also stopped working*

@Stonecucinelli 8 лет назад

This is one of the greatest JonTron videos i've seen in a while.

@AnthonySalierno 8 лет назад

Agreed

@shawklan27 8 лет назад

9:16 his reaction was flawless

@shawklan27 8 лет назад

+SHAWKLAN 27 *19:16

@nighthawk7176 8 лет назад

+SHAWKLAN 27 he seemed so tired before so I'm glad he's back to normal

@linnaealong2203 8 лет назад

ikr

@FourOf92000 3 года назад

16:03 we going to ignore the fact that Dad's shirt literally translates to "one fucking day at a time"? Yes? Okay.

@TheeLZ 3 года назад

Byeah

@zachwillas6329 Год назад

Which language is it translated from? Just curious.

@elgatocasanovafumadordeeuc5382 Год назад

@@zachwillas6329 I think is from the mexican spanish. They usually use that word "pinche"

@Gage-jk4pm Год назад

They used the fuck word in a kids movie?

@BMazeing Год назад

So wait - the cat's final deathbed confession of the ability to speak was the resolution to the "plot points" in this movie? Was the orb its soul leaving its body?

@eyyylmaolukaszarchive1991 3 года назад

19:50 guy wasnt voice acting he was reacting to the damn scene and they ran with it

@adamw4245 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@guardian6788 2 года назад

It really does sound like that. Imagine going from voicing Dark Danny in Danny Phantom and Mongol in Justice League/Unlimited to... this

@frillydress Год назад

@@guardian6788 FR. ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I still like Eric Roberts tho :)

@cherry_ice_fangirl8369 7 лет назад

"what happened?" "we did something." oh that explains it!

@sydneybodenstein928 6 лет назад

gorillaz gurlz nice username

@jodilheureux7558 6 лет назад

Do you comment on every jontron video

@joemama3966 6 лет назад

gorillaz gurlz Me everyday

@WillieManga 5 лет назад

I don't even know what they did; it was so vague!

@cyboticzombie 3 года назад

I like how they just put a ribbon over the centre of the laptop to avoid an Apple product placement.

@TheWorldMemeDatabase 3 года назад

This is the most disjointed and manic JonTron I’ve ever seen. It’s like he’s been awake for 72 hours living off Red Bulls, even the gray lighting reinforces the dreamlike, disconnected nature of this video.

@desp119 8 лет назад

[HE'S OUT, BOYS, HE'S OUT, BAIL!]

@desp119 8 лет назад

*reverse airhorns

@gamingden444 8 лет назад

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAP!

@Explosionman27 8 лет назад

+Fsaan Ness *reverse reverse airhorns*

@Torterror 8 лет назад

+Fsaan Ness Lol sup

@desp119 8 лет назад

TheDerpySmasher ayy bb wassup

@itzyaboiham1653 7 лет назад

"You're a cat" "You're a human" "AND IM ABOUT TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT" Best part.

@nyx9709 7 лет назад

The laptop causing an earthquake was the best part to me.

@hypertane 7 лет назад

Minerbros365 15:08

@solaireofastora8598 7 лет назад

wuddawudderwaddit

@shroomsoda 7 лет назад

"NOW I'M ABOUT TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT"*

@rustlemania3353 6 лет назад

Kanan Kringe no, he uses and

@Highlander175 3 года назад

Anyone else think the father looks like a perfect real life version of Mr. Incredible before he gets back into shape in the first film?

@evanlanger4808 3 года назад

Yes

@gracekim25 2 года назад

Man I see it🤣

@P-P-Panda Год назад

LMFAO BRUH THAT FITS 😭

@TheBfutgreg Год назад

A bit too old but otherwise for sure

@vermis8344 Год назад

Maybe a perfect real life version 15 years later.

@ScminizationMusic 3 года назад

"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah just change it up a little so it doesn't look like you copied" 1:21

@Doeboh 8 лет назад

Well, I just wanted to say.... I watched this video, I laughed so hard that I fainted, then I woke up weeks later and noticed that I had six-pack abs. Thanks, Jon.

@PhaenyBirb 8 лет назад

Be happy you got lucky... I was kidnapped in the hospital and both my kidneys are missing.

@PhaenyBirb 8 лет назад

But wait... DALEKS DO NOT HAVE KIDNEYS!

@cole1664 8 лет назад

+CarGUY2014 I literally died at the breaking neck part

@burningsoupandfriends8923 8 лет назад

+You Threw Off My Groove you seem fine to me.

@Doeboh 8 лет назад

You Threw Off My Groove Same here! lol

@gueroesr201 4 года назад

His grey shirt literally translates to “one fucking day at a time” love it

@holorimes 3 года назад

Nice

@srbarkerchan 2 года назад

You know, FOR KIDS!

@Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад

Who

@euc5957 2 года назад

@@Ihaveagasmask at around 15:49 , the dad's shirt

@alphabootlegitimate2643 2 года назад

My teenage self had already said that in the comments

@PineappleCHUNKS Год назад

All these years later and I'm just seeing that super tiny ditto at 8:56 😂

@KyleEvra 7 месяцев назад

😂

@DeaconBirbSpy 3 года назад

can i get a timestamp to the "he's out boys he's out bail" part? it feels like i am trying to find a needle in a haystack.

@chosentonessournotes 3 года назад

17:01

@joshslater2426 9 месяцев назад

Thanks. It’s one of the funniest parts of the video.

@frankeast947 5 лет назад

I love how in movies like this I can't tell Jon's funny edits from the actual movie

@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 4 года назад

IKR???? The cat's mouth I thought was one of Jons edits, i'm still in disbelief

@seb2750 4 года назад

@@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 IKR .. I did that FRY "not sure if" face when I saw that

@Maite-AileenBrandt 2 года назад

@@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 Exactly my thought in that scene.

@trashbiscuits1906 2 года назад

the orb scene at the end, I still don’t know if that was him or the movie 💀

@thegreygoblin5165 2 года назад

You'd have to watch the film to find out

@smittzero8463 8 лет назад

Still a better Fantastic Four film than Fant4stic.

@JKJOO 8 лет назад

+10

@worsethanbuzzfeed6353 8 лет назад

after hearing all the bad reviews, i went to see it thinking "it cant be THAT bad." i was wrong. i was very fucking wrong.

@WavePrism 8 лет назад

OOOOOHHHHH

@brentrendshow123 8 лет назад

+Smitt Zero HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M STILL LAUGHING!!!!

@allangomez5728 8 лет назад

why?

@KittySnicker Год назад

I crack up at “You’re not going to your silly business school. You will stay at home and become an artist just like your mother. And in time, you’ll learn to hide those wretched toes!” 😂😂😂

@Isaac_646 2 года назад

5:51 To this day this is still one of his best reactions ever.

@Anzyll 8 лет назад

Jon may only have two million subscribers, but he is the king of RU-vid.

@nievesofficial 8 лет назад

Definitely

@boombob8281 8 лет назад

So true

@zombadger8516 8 лет назад

+Ambiticus When we start thinking in terms of 'only have' when we are talking about whole millions of human beings it is a good sign that our expectations as a people are way out of whack. Esspecially when we are talking about JT fans here. We're not stamped-out pewdieclones, we're not content-starved, eternally bored grumps. Each of Jons subscribers is a person with highly refined tastes in online comedy. It's not so much that Jon 'has only' two million subscribers that watch him, but that he has over two million people who enjoy his point of view. tl;dr 2 milz is a big fukton of ppl lol

@TheSkepticalmonkeys 8 лет назад

+Ambiticus pewdiepie cant even hold a candle to jontron

@Anzyll 8 лет назад

+Zombadger Yeah, but two million is tiny compared to all those other dicks. Markiplier is cool, but Pew Die and JSE really just scream into a microphone.

@obtuse186 7 лет назад

I've watched this video over 10 times and have only just realised that the girl who asked for English tutoring is not the same girl as the business college girl,

@somsnoslara 7 лет назад

I thought that was a bit odd.

@wesjall 7 лет назад

Wait... Really? Lmao

@gamesandstuffs 7 лет назад

OMG WHAT, PLOT TWIST

@johntodd6413 7 лет назад

Yeah i saw the girls hug and was like "wait, who is she?" I guess he really was a player

@Lishadra 7 лет назад

You're right wth

@ironicanimations 3 года назад

9:30 Fun fact: The voice of the Cat (Eric Roberts) is the same voice actor for Dark Danny in Danny Phantom

@frillydress Год назад

Dark Danny is so fine 😩

@bigfatcarp93 Месяц назад

He's also Maroni in the Dark Knight.

@DieuGamer1929 3 года назад

The end is basically everyone getting high, if they weren’t already.

@ninjabluefyre3815 4 года назад

It's at the point where I'm like, maybe we were too hard on The Room.

@topcoppelion6626 4 года назад

Tommy Weisu will never be old.

@trustno173 4 года назад

Fun Fact: The director of this also directed Retro Puppet Master, a movie where Greg Sestero (Mark from The Room) played the main character.

@matiasfpm 3 года назад

@@trustno173 HEHEEE BOI

@ainadupuis2651 3 года назад

Never laughed so hard in my life yo lol! 😂

@notsobigben9580 8 лет назад

i think jontron is the only channel who can get a view count as high as their subscriber count

@beepbeepbeeepgtasong9685 8 лет назад

Filthyfrank

@elgatoalf 8 лет назад

GradeAunderA

@notsobigben9580 8 лет назад

it appears the joke is on me.

@charinguptrollzard 8 лет назад

I can. cuz my sub count is 0 xD

@sambossa2715 8 лет назад

Probably something to do with the quality, consistent humour, fun editing and the sparsity of uploads. If he uploaded new videos every day I'm sure his view count would be lower.

@faselblaDer3te 3 года назад

Today marks the 5th anniversary of this video. This is important to me, because the video reached me when I was in a very, very bad condition, and it cheered me up so much that it _literally_ saved my day and those to come. So thanks Jon, know that your silly entertainment helped a great deal in enduring my struggles.

@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska 3 года назад

Same and I discovered it today

@MortusSweet 2 года назад

Hey, how are you feeling nowadays?

@beefykeith48 2 года назад

i love finding comments like these because i've been in that position myself, as well. i mean Game Grump's sonic boom series probably saved my life, too. there's nothing silly about watching a video so entertaining that it lets you take a break from all the bad thoughts. i wish you a happy and fulfilling life, friend. stay strong

@Toki-Ralte 2 года назад

u dead yet??

@MortusSweet 2 года назад

@@beefykeith48 sonic boooooom, sonic booooom, sonic boooooom! -Arnold Handleson

@reesette7912 3 года назад

Wow, the live action adaptation of Persona 5 is looking cool.

@MrSleepy677 2 года назад

The Netflix sequel got crazy.

@Lizzieaftermidnight 2 года назад

Looking cool Joker!

@charleswisconsin9196 2 года назад

no, this couldn't possibly be Persona 5, the cat knows it's a cat.

@efx6166 Год назад

Who drew your pfp

@kristofgriffin384 3 года назад

The cat in this movie is voiced by Eric Roberts, who also voiced Mongul in Justice League/Unlimited, and Dark Danny from Danny Phantom. He was also the main villain from the first Expendables movie, Maroni from The Dark Knight, and was even in The Human Centipede 3 as a governor.

@francesfarmer3874 3 года назад

oh wow i thought that the voice acting from the cat was horrible

@blujaebird 3 года назад

Also Julia Roberts' brother and Emma Roberts' dad lmao

@The_welsh_cobrachicken 3 года назад

He was also in Brooklyn nine nine

@timetrnr7380 3 года назад

He was also The Master in the 8th Doctor's TV film for Doctor Who and was also in the Mr. Brightside music video.

@Jetsaturn0210 3 года назад

This man did some great voice acting for 20 years maybe, and he basically threw it all away for this. I'm not kidding about that, after this he did some really bad movies.

@EaRenDeL 8 лет назад

The dad's sweaty t-shirt says "One fucking day at a time" in Spanish lol.

@Lheartscake 8 лет назад

+MEGAMILK I was just about to comment that!

@evilfreak7 8 лет назад

y'know. for the kids.

@bobbob5054 8 лет назад

Thanks

@182punkbunny 8 лет назад

lol yeah I had to pause it to do a double take too

@keithmichael9965 8 лет назад

Was it just me or did he change out of that shirt into the white button down while he was in the mom's doorway?

@rickyray2794 2 года назад

6:31 still makes me laugh my ass off

@TheBfutgreg Год назад

14:45 I love this expression, perfect representation of his "character"

@EvSop93 4 года назад

Fun fact. The guy who composed the music for this movie is the same guy who composed the music for Friday the 13th.

@lilcritic3260 4 года назад

No fucking way. I refuse to believe that

@thechanglingprince1853 3 года назад

Bullshit

@fockewulffw1908 3 года назад

@@EvSop93 ain't gonna

@papapanzer0935 3 года назад

@@EvSop93 That honestly blew my mind

@evermeet4891 3 года назад

gotta get that bread

@Rizler1337 8 лет назад

11:39 It took me a second to realize that was actual footage and not Jon editing it in. Holy shit dude.

@grixk 8 лет назад

Dude.

@JellybellyWaffles 8 лет назад

Dude?

@SidnerTheNiceGuy 8 лет назад

+JellybellyWaffles Dude!?!

@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 8 лет назад

the sad thing is Jon would have done an infinitely better job with zero budget and no studios involved. Mesmerizingly bad doesn't even begin to describe it.

@Petronia911 8 лет назад

Dude..

@aurora_x86 Год назад

Fun fact: the creator of this film previously had a career in directing softcore corn.

@flargarbason1740 Год назад

Well corn is usually has a soft core. Unless you burn it of course, but all corn is softcore. Crunchy corn isn’t as appetizing unless you made popcorn.

@LilyoftheLake14 11 месяцев назад

That makes sense. There were some serious p*rn vibes during the swimming pool scene (like the brother asking the kid if he could get in the swimming pool with him) along with a few other parts that could've easily been setups before a p*rn scene started. Lol 😆

@Frawt 11 месяцев назад

Fun fact: the actress who plays the blonde mom played Alice in an Alice in Wonderland porn parody in the 70s.

@NanaCottonNyan 10 месяцев назад

@@Frawt WHAT!?

@h3069 6 месяцев назад

The big house with the car chair is also a porn set

@catmadeofdog 3 года назад

One of the most saddest things is how many of these actors/actresses are in the porn industry. You reckon they’d ever get out of the industry and into Hollywood with this in their portfolio?

@gageoconnor9438 3 года назад

Wait..are you serious?

@courier6960 3 года назад

If so, I’m gonna need some... evidence, say for example the woman on the left at 10:38

@charleswisconsin9196 2 года назад

that. explains. SO MUCH. but ya know what, good for them. i respect that hustle.

@crimsondynamo615 Год назад

I remember the mom character being Alice in a strange 1970’s Alice in wonderland porno.

@sportsnerd100 Год назад

@@crimsondynamo615 pretty sure thats the only one

@terraincognita9614 6 лет назад

"Toys and stuff is for people with imaginations and...creative type stuff" - Aristotle

@Nemesis_T-Type 6 лет назад

Truly a man ahead of his time.

@alexflorczyk6531 6 лет назад

I sat here for 10 minutes just repeating the line and dying XD

@lockerbuddy2039 6 лет назад

I cringed up a little when he said "Toy and stuff is for" like seriously! Was that in the script or did the actor just do that on accident? Ugh this movie *are* really bad.

@EREJones 5 лет назад

"is this a movie or a money laundering scheme?" valid question

@mdalsted 5 лет назад

Considering this movie cost about, no joke, *$1-fucking-million* , it's very possible that this is the latter.

@videobob92 5 лет назад

I mean, this director also directed bigfoot vs db Cooper

@carlwebber4094 5 лет назад

Second option

@Mr_Original 5 лет назад

Both, but obviously leaning more towards the second choice.

@KaeYoss 5 лет назад

Seems like the director went to the Uwe Boll school of filmmaking

@trinkCOKEorDIE 2 года назад

19:19 that's not just a car, that's a 2004 subbie. Fucking amazing, best part of the movie.

@cateyes22Q 2 года назад

I love how you sound like a combination of Nathan Lane and Billy Crystal. It’s quite wonderful.

@JoggingFoxProductions 9 месяцев назад

Timon mixed with Mike Wazowski

@Generalholmes 6 лет назад

That second “what a big happy family we got here” killed me

@whoknows9999 6 лет назад

Max Livingston same

@IsaArts2930 6 лет назад

"..Or I won't feed you this week!" *_wHaT a BiG hApPy FaMiLy We GoT hErE_*

@hansolo5912 6 лет назад

Isabella Pantaleao Nani?!

@ambergeddes8157 8 лет назад

Please do a hundred more "Jontron makes fun of movies" videos because it's been a while since I've laughed like this

@Cheesemongle 8 лет назад

yes.

@madelinewoof7544 8 лет назад

+Amber Geddes JonTron and his adventures, Jacques. Jon's and Tron's things every minute a hundred times, me and Jon and Tron runnin' around in Jon and Tron time, Jon and Tron forever and forever a hundred years. wwwahundredtimesjontrondotcom

@KikBlava 8 лет назад

I demand Birdemic 2!... Please? :)

@YaBoiPhil 8 лет назад

+Madeline Woof I got this reference

@johnnyboy7630 8 лет назад

+Madeline Woof 100 years you and me!

@anand_kv__ 2 года назад

1:28 I don't know how many times I played this part over and over again 😆

@shanederrickcapcut Год назад

"Do you like it?"

@RhiannonDQ Год назад

The way the son was playing a straight guy mama that is the twinkiest homosexual I have ever seen in my life

@conradandrew825 6 лет назад

The cat looks so pissed off throughout the whole movie and the voice actor is so depressed 😂

@origin484 6 лет назад

Conrad Andrew he sounds drunk to me

@therealMrA 6 лет назад

Depressed, drunk, tamayto, tomahto

@marblefan500 6 лет назад

a discount Garfield.

@neal2399 5 лет назад

It’s Steven Wright of Emoji Movie fame. It’s his whole schtick

@Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад

lol, just like my life(in a depresed voice) >:(

@kyloshadow2276 5 лет назад

8:55 "i hate you Trent." "ditto" *ditto flies out his mouth*

@miloswanson4125 5 лет назад

You talkin bout pokemon

@miloswanson4125 5 лет назад

I GOT A FREAKIN AD *LAUGHING CRYING EMOJI*

@Eviesi 5 лет назад

ditto

@joeychris3123 4 года назад

So does that mean trent hates himself though

@stuflu8380 2 года назад

This has to be one of the best jontron videos ever released, every moment is consistently great

@brideofduscur 3 года назад

“What kind of modern person is against their daughter going to college?” *Apparently you haven’t met my father.*

@Naokarma 3 года назад

@Sebastyn Sharlow They were talking about their own life, not the audio-visual product wearing the skin of a movie in question.

@pajtimo23 3 года назад

Oof

@holidayin7962 3 года назад

Don’t be mean to her rip doom

@steelseraph7413 2 года назад

But was it BUSINESS college?

@gracekim25 2 года назад

Ree, was it a business college?

@soulassassin0g 3 года назад

Fun fact: The house was also used in old, early 2000's "adult" films.

@topaz7462 3 года назад

Funny cause this entire film feels like it was directed by someone who makes "adult films"

@AlraArt 3 года назад

do you have a link for research?

@basketcase1235 3 года назад

no wonder that flight of stairs looked familiar..

@cygnuscraft9544 3 года назад

Seriously. Like it has the bad storytelling, bad acting, and young "actors".

@friedbaloniTV 3 года назад

Yeah, I've seen a girl getting railed on that car chair

@Omitt4nc3 7 лет назад

With these horrible movies it's so difficult to know what jon edited in and what's really in the movie

@Dan-pi6mz 6 лет назад

Timo Bos I Love when he edits in that a ridiculous part of the movie is real

@DudeWhat31 6 лет назад

if you are talking about the cat talking then i was the same way1 i wasnt sure if that was jon or the movie

@redditution9909 6 лет назад

Timo Bos Jon has the good edits remember

@mrluxinatux5697 6 лет назад

When the cats mouth first moved I thought for sure it was Jon. That was unbelievably awful.

@parkeypence5974 6 лет назад

Anything good was edited in.

@researcherchameleon4602 2 года назад

8:00 "Forget higher learnin', you belong at the bottom of the socio-economic barrel with me"

@FlyerFighter606 3 года назад

This house is also used in Season 4 Ep. 7 of Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Same Car Couch and twisty stairs.

@CreepsMcPasta 8 лет назад

99% of clips in this would make PERFECT reaction gifs

@henrytherat8464 8 лет назад

Agreed!

@davidbarth1385 8 лет назад

That applies to all jontron vids tbh.

@errorloadinginformation5429 8 лет назад

Love ya creeps

@harleymendietta6321 8 лет назад

indeed

@gameb9oy 8 лет назад

What do you do with that other 1%?

@omarmeza8497 6 лет назад

can we acknowledge that the dads shirt said "One fucking day at a time"

@alphabootlegitimate2643 6 лет назад

Omar Meza I commented that back in 2017.

@prome57 6 лет назад

Omar Meza no that would acknowledge the movie exists. Everyone knows cats can't talk so how could they make this movie?

@andrewsneeringer5689 Год назад

Fun Fact: the cat actually talked because they fed him red bull, They filmed the move around him talking after the fact

@keberTxelArM 3 года назад

One more fun fact: the shirt the dad's wearing after Duffy talks to him says "A fucking day at a time" in spanish

@gaprior1 8 лет назад

"You will find a woman named Cheryl buried under the twelfth oak tree, God told me to do it, he told me she was a WHORRRRE!" Had me in tears.

@dankbuteverymemes4048 8 лет назад

Me too the first time I saw the episode, now I can quote the entire video.

@karda009 8 лет назад

Calm down, Telly Savalas.

@FieryRedmond 8 лет назад

Is that a reference to somethig?

@jameslshelton 8 лет назад

+Redmond i think its from a movie. cant remember the name.

@karda009 8 лет назад

Redmond He played Maggot from The Dirty Dozen. Maggot killed and raped women because he was crazy and said the big man upstairs told him to.

@natelikesfun 3 года назад

I'm not kidding, when the cat first talked I legit thought it was just JonTron's editing, lmao

@broadex9080 2 года назад

Same

@alexgatz7667 Год назад

Same

@avalondautrich3956 Год назад

11:49 LOVE that you used a song from Nightwish to accentuate the horror

@FyreZ1369 3 года назад

RU-vid targeted ad for schizophrenia medication was the real cherry on this video.

@avyntide 8 лет назад

Okay, for real, in the first few minutes, I COMPLETELY forgot that the movie was about A TALKING CAT. And when the cat started talking with its 'mouth', I legitimately thought Jon edited that in. I seriously had the thought "haha Jon, what a nice gag" but no, that was rEaL. God help us.

@koolredfoxplays8052 8 лет назад

+Avyn Ditto!

@bilboswaggins6352 8 лет назад

Yeah man if that cat was talking that's not the voice id have given it.

@mistamonke7505 8 лет назад

+Avyn When I first saw this I seriously thought the same thing, but no. A reAL ANIMATOR LOOKED AT THAT CAT SCENE AND SAID, "ye that looks good, time for my bleach shots."

@CAMERABOI 8 лет назад

+Avyn God is dead and we killed him.

@bilboswaggins6352 8 лет назад

And then had sex with his mangled corpse mmmmmmm kinky amirite

@RealmOfUnknown 5 лет назад

I just realized they didn’t even bother using the same cat on the box art

@somerandolad 5 лет назад

The cat was smart enough not to be associated with this pile of s**t

@jjbigbell7176 Год назад

3:01 I remember seeing this exact house with the F*CKN TREE IN THE RED BOOTS!.. And the half a car couch in a pornoflick, just found that kinda funny is all 😂😂

@TheBfutgreg Год назад

9:41 love this so much....don't know why but it's so endearingly...awkward and silly...love the added sound effects

@TheBfutgreg Год назад

*and if you could grab me a bottle of milk.....that'd bhe greeattt......*

@dannymurray1854 6 лет назад

*what a big happy family we got here*

@DrewFr33m4nn 6 лет назад

*W H A T A B I G H A P P Y F A M I L Y W E G O T H E R E*

@DannyDog27 6 лет назад

When my stepbrothers start yelling at each other unprovoked

@seamuswalker6879 2 года назад

ᴡʜᴀᴛᴀʙɪɢʜᴀᴘᴘʏғᴀᴍɪʟʏᴡᴇɢᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴇ

@Mor1adim 5 лет назад

"I expect more for my kids" *unless it's business school*

@fortissears5388 Месяц назад

Sergio really went all in on the "drop like a sack of potatoes" part after getting struck by Jon, I was impressed!

@aname9275 3 года назад

8:33 - my boyfriend with 3 toes on one foot xD

@MackingCheese99 Год назад

Bro is a velociraptor

@WillTBear1 4 года назад

13:39 Jontron does his best impression of Link from Ocarina of Time...

@BapoBoompa 4 года назад

I can't unhear that now

@Cry_Ry 4 года назад

I salute you sir.

@WaitHowDidIGetHere 3 года назад

Globel Tech

@nunoalvesafonso 3 года назад

Sounds more like an impression of wario or waluigi

@ootfan7882 3 года назад

@quartermaster19k 7 лет назад

his sweat shirt said one fucking day at a time.. probably what he told himself while filming this

@jXded. 7 лет назад

Most likely, since the "movie" is pure cancer. And he was most likely dealing suicidal thoughts. 😑🔫

@ozzterov6078 7 лет назад

To be fair though, the guy was a decent actor

@kuribayashi84 7 лет назад

Aaand this makes this shirt the best part about this film. By far.

@Pedro-tm6ue 2 года назад

I love that the dad's shirt when he goes for a walk literally says "One fucking day at a time"

@NastyBoiTheo 2 года назад

i love the fact that john is just ripping into the brother lmao, it was personal

@SeboIIon 7 лет назад

15:53 that fucking says "un pinche dia a la vez" which is translated in english to "A fucking day at time"

@bloodycowboy5209 7 лет назад

Ahuevo

@boomstickwilliams 7 лет назад

and your user name means big onion guy? lol

@fan3805 7 лет назад

In that case, this movie is rated R in Mexico.

@MackingCheese99 Год назад

Thats been said so many times

@connorsexsmith6414 5 лет назад

I didn't notice this before but the dad changes outfits between a hoodie and t-shirt to a white dress shirt when he dropped the cheese puffs

@pablovirus 5 лет назад

His t-shirt reads "Un pinche día a la vez" which means "One fucking day at a time". Priceless.

@Crow_Smith 5 лет назад

Mom's outfit also changes from like blue floral to a black outfit.

@mintleaf5245 4 года назад

Interdimensional cheese poofs

@HammMann Год назад

12:59 WOAH WOAH WOAH... HOLD ON. "Maybe it's hungry... Should i get it some milk?" *_BITCH, WHAT?_*

@Chucky_Martinez 2 года назад

16:19 He's in boys! He did it, he said it! 17:01 He's out boys! He's out, bail!

@shadowmike34 8 лет назад

Christ, the damn cat on the box is not even the same one as in the movie lmao.

@KidScion 8 лет назад

ikr

@aflhabalafhabab 8 лет назад

+shadowmike34 Maybe the box was made when production first began, which was... About a week before it was completed?

@morphiuszx3438 8 лет назад

+shadowmike34 'TIS A KITTEN, NOT A CAT! CONSISTENCY, PLEASE?!!

@night4345 8 лет назад

+shadowmike34 The cat in the movie killed himself after seeing the final product and they couldn't use his for the box.

@gracekim25 4 года назад

shadowmike34 true

@Zenniverse 8 лет назад

I came buckets when I saw this in my feed.

@CalebCraft10 8 лет назад

Ow.

@lacker01 8 лет назад

same.

@burcebanning 8 лет назад

Same

@antpaste 8 лет назад

Howd your penor physically blort out a bunch of buckets

@LucasNhuPham 8 лет назад

Yeah now I have to many empty buckets

@Flint_AMS 3 года назад

17:37 Davie504 SPOTTED!!!

@KOOPAS1234 11 месяцев назад

Fun fact: Phase 4 Films, the company that produced this movie, is owned by Entertainment One, yes, the Entertainment One that distributed The Babadook, and freaking Peppa Pig.