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@elizaearhart4533
@elizaearhart4533 8 лет назад
5:40 you can see Geoff admiring his work of setting them loose on the office
@MisoSouperstar
@MisoSouperstar 10 лет назад
Ray with the baby head made me burst out laughing. I have a feeling it belongs to Ryan though...
@ShelobTheGeniculata
@ShelobTheGeniculata 10 лет назад
I'm so glad that Freddie Mercury has joined the AH team.
@Slimeay
@Slimeay 10 лет назад
Laughed so hard.
@hellopeoples8
@hellopeoples8 10 лет назад
Guys, be careful of screamer links so DO NOT open links on youtube, especially if it promises "kitties". Also beware of "Expand this comment >>". Clever but devious people sometimes put that as a link at the bottom of their comment to make it looks legitimate but it's actually also a screamer. And to those scumbag out there, please do not post screamers. As a seizure victim they are always harmful for me.
@Xinatus
@Xinatus 10 лет назад
HA
@hellopeoples8
@hellopeoples8 10 лет назад
***** B-
@nonyabiness4838
@nonyabiness4838 10 лет назад
May I suggest hovering over the link for a few seconds and reading the url. A REAL "Expand this comment" link will NOT have a URL. While a fake one WILL. Just a tip.
@DuskWolf224
@DuskWolf224 10 лет назад
Thanks, man! Nonya Biness Thank you too!
@carloscrespo1350
@carloscrespo1350 10 лет назад
I was scared by screamers when i was little
@Systemofadownfan805
@Systemofadownfan805 10 лет назад
Geoff sporting the '70s porn mustache.
@grymmagolfen2
@grymmagolfen2 10 лет назад
PROSTATE CANCER
@Sirelliotfr
@Sirelliotfr 10 лет назад
***** lol
@TheChappyJunior
@TheChappyJunior 10 лет назад
#noshavenovember2013
@PapaJenkoooooo
@PapaJenkoooooo 10 лет назад
TheChappyJunior It's called Movember...C'mon
@fiveohfivethree
@fiveohfivethree 10 лет назад
PapaJenkoooooo Americans ruin everything...we've had movember for years and years now and the country known for it's hard on for acronyms, shortening the shortest of names and nick names go and rename it "no shave november" O.o
@RetroEjit
@RetroEjit 10 лет назад
Team Lads Action News! should become it's own weekly segment! truely one of the most hilarious episode of AHWU in a long time! :)
@pascale_the
@pascale_the 10 лет назад
i won't even question the fact that there are dogs in the building cause it makes me way too happy
@doomedstruggler
@doomedstruggler 10 лет назад
They are all like kids when there dad leaves the house. They just feel like they can do anything when papa Jack isn't there.
@NWolbaum93
@NWolbaum93 10 лет назад
papa jack is the creepiest name ive heard for him.
@jaimeaguilar4793
@jaimeaguilar4793 10 лет назад
Meanwhile, in Google's headquarters: Worker: Boss, people are spamming tanks and stick figures in youtube's comment section Boss: Huh... Well, are they still using our services? Worker: Yes, more than ever Boss: Why did you bother me then?
@paulmacknight8766
@paulmacknight8766 10 лет назад
Fuck, they're on to us.
@Thief_FFXIV
@Thief_FFXIV 10 лет назад
The Office: Rooster Teeth edition.
@vudsbua
@vudsbua 10 лет назад
someone needs to make that intro like the friends one
@ArmandasDaElephant2
@ArmandasDaElephant2 10 лет назад
Gavin, Ray and Michael are just the kids of Achievement Hunter
@prestonlindsey2860
@prestonlindsey2860 10 лет назад
geoff i just want to say thank you for your service to this country
@skylerprosser27
@skylerprosser27 3 года назад
Yet again Im here saying goodbye to ahwu and this is my favorite episode by far
@metalman20
@metalman20 10 лет назад
4806 videos has been made by this company and in every video, you can just tell that these guys are the luckiest fuckers on the planet
@alexanderrobertson2950
@alexanderrobertson2950 10 лет назад
has anyone else noticed AHWU is better without jack
@connorbeltz6804
@connorbeltz6804 10 лет назад
I like him, you guys are assholes.
@connorbeltz6804
@connorbeltz6804 10 лет назад
TimThePotato Exactly how is he pretentious?
@HeartThump
@HeartThump 10 лет назад
TimThePotato nO
@Ravenclanner
@Ravenclanner 10 лет назад
***** Dammit Jack we're complaining about you, can't you just go somewhere?
@guy12377
@guy12377 10 лет назад
***** i like him too but, come on lads action news is so good
@SKL1919
@SKL1919 10 лет назад
Michael's slip and fall was priceless! Also Ray with the saving dive. Bump my own comment for top comment? Sure why not!
@SKL1919
@SKL1919 10 лет назад
MOGAR IS READY!!!
@SKL1919
@SKL1919 10 лет назад
Sam Lee MARK NUTT!!!
@SKL1919
@SKL1919 10 лет назад
CAKELESS!!!
@SKL1919
@SKL1919 10 лет назад
Sam Lee RAGEQUIT!!!
@SKL1919
@SKL1919 10 лет назад
BEARDO V2!!!
@darklengend44
@darklengend44 10 лет назад
Team action news is always the funniest shit when they do it lol
@oskarkarstrom3747
@oskarkarstrom3747 10 лет назад
More action news, I demand it!!
@fromthatonemovie
@fromthatonemovie 10 лет назад
The sheer excitement on Gavin's face when Michael started Lads team action news was priceless.
@dancegnrg121
@dancegnrg121 10 лет назад
I like how Achievement Hunter isn't just Xbox, they actually give Playstation a chance.
@rickross9829
@rickross9829 10 лет назад
JohnTheGreat7822 Well thats because Xbox is better.
@Xarx3s
@Xarx3s 10 лет назад
TimThePotato Early on in the life of the consoles, yes the 360 was a much better choice due to the extremely high price and no real interesting games. These days the PS3 shits all over the 360. The PS4 is looking like it'll blow the Xbox One out of the water from the get go this time.
@iBenedetto
@iBenedetto 10 лет назад
JohnTheGreat7822 Uhm, Burnie plays ps3 numb nuts
@DaRUde117
@DaRUde117 10 лет назад
Xarx3s the fuck is a get go?
@connorbeltz6804
@connorbeltz6804 10 лет назад
Xarx3s >PS3 >Interesting games >"better" nigga u srs? If one console is better than another the difference is miniscule.
@whatadoe
@whatadoe 10 лет назад
Hey guys just in case you needed it here is the script for Macbeth, Act I. ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. First Witch I come, Graymalkin! Second Witch Paddock calls. Third Witch Anon. ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt SCENE II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM This is the sergeant Who like a good and hardy soldier fought 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! Say to the king the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. Sergeant Doubtful it stood; As two spent swimmers, that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald-- Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him--from the western isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak: For brave Macbeth-well he deserves that name- Disdaining fortune, with his brandish'd steel, Which smoked with bloody execution, Like valour's minion carved out his passage Till he faced the slave; Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him, Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps, And fix'd his head upon our battlements. DUNCAN O valiant cousin! worthy gentleman! Sergeant As whence the sun 'gins his reflection Shipwrecking storms and direful thunders break, So from that spring whence comfort seem'd to come Discomfort swells. Mark, king of Scotland, mark: No sooner justice had with valour arm'd Compell'd these skipping kerns to trust their heels, But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage, With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men Began a fresh assault. DUNCAN Dismay'd not this Our captains, Macbeth and Banquo? Sergeant Yes; As sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion. If I say sooth, I must report they were As cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they Doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe: Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, Or memorise another Golgotha, I cannot tell. But I am faint, my gashes cry for help. DUNCAN So well thy words become thee as thy wounds; They smack of honour both. Go get him surgeons. Exit Sergeant, attended Who comes here? Enter ROSS MALCOLM The worthy thane of Ross. LENNOX What a haste looks through his eyes! So should he look That seems to speak things strange. ROSS God save the king! DUNCAN Whence camest thou, worthy thane? ROSS From Fife, great king; Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky And fan our people cold. Norway himself, With terrible numbers, Assisted by that most disloyal traitor The thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict; Till that Bellona's bridegroom, lapp'd in proof, Confronted him with self-comparisons, Point against point rebellious, arm 'gainst arm. Curbing his lavish spirit: and, to conclude, The victory fell on us. DUNCAN Great happiness! ROSS That now Sweno, the Norways' king, craves composition: Nor would we deign him burial of his men Till he disbursed at Saint Colme's inch Ten thousand dollars to our general use. DUNCAN No more that thane of Cawdor shall deceive Our bosom interest: go pronounce his present death, And with his former title greet Macbeth. ROSS I'll see it done. DUNCAN What he hath lost noble Macbeth hath won. Exeunt SCENE III. A heath near Forres. Thunder. Enter the three Witches First Witch Where hast thou been, sister? Second Witch Killing swine. Third Witch Sister, where thou? First Witch A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap, And munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd:-- 'Give me,' quoth I: 'Aroint thee, witch!' the rump-fed ronyon cries. Her husband's to Aleppo gone, master o' the Tiger: But in a sieve I'll thither sail, And, like a rat without a tail, I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do. Second Witch I'll give thee a wind. First Witch Thou'rt kind. Third Witch And I another. First Witch I myself have all the other, And the very ports they blow, All the quarters that they know I' the shipman's card. I will drain him dry as hay: Sleep shall neither night nor day Hang upon his pent-house lid; He shall live a man forbid: Weary se'nnights nine times nine Shall he dwindle, peak and pine: Though his bark cannot be lost, Yet it shall be tempest-tost. Look what I have. Second Witch Show me, show me. First Witch Here I have a pilot's thumb, Wreck'd as homeward he did come. Drum within Third Witch A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come. ALL The weird sisters, hand in hand, Posters of the sea and land, Thus do go about, about: Thrice to thine and thrice to mine And thrice again, to make up nine. Peace! the charm's wound up. Enter MACBETH and BANQUO MACBETH So foul and fair a day I have not seen. BANQUO How far is't call'd to Forres? What are these So wither'd and so wild in their attire, That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth, And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught That man may question? You seem to understand me, By each at once her chappy finger laying Upon her skinny lips: you should be women, And yet your beards forbid me to interpret That you are so. MACBETH Speak, if you can: what are you? First Witch All hail, Macbeth! hail to thee, thane of Glamis! Second Witch All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, thane of Cawdor! Third Witch All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter! BANQUO Good sir, why do you start; and seem to fear Things that do sound so fair? I' the name of truth, Are ye fantastical, or that indeed Which outwardly ye show? My noble partner You greet with present grace and great prediction Of noble having and of royal hope, That he seems rapt withal: to me you speak not. If you can look into the seeds of time, And say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak then to me, who neither beg nor fear Your favours nor your hate. First Witch Hail! Second Witch Hail! Third Witch Hail! First Witch Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Second Witch Not so happy, yet much happier. Third Witch Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none: So all hail, Macbeth and Banquo! First Witch Banquo and Macbeth, all hail! MACBETH Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more: By Sinel's death I know I am thane of Glamis; But how of Cawdor? the thane of Cawdor lives, A prosperous gentleman; and to be king Stands not within the prospect of belief, No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence You owe this strange intelligence? or why Upon this blasted heath you stop our way With such prophetic greeting? Speak, I charge you. Witches vanish BANQUO The earth hath bubbles, as the water has, And these are of them. Whither are they vanish'd? MACBETH Into the air; and what seem'd corporal melted As breath into the wind. Would they had stay'd! BANQUO Were such things here as we do speak about? Or have we eaten on the insane root That takes the reason prisoner? MACBETH Your children shall be kings. BANQUO You shall be king. MACBETH And thane of Cawdor too: went it not so? BANQUO To the selfsame tune and words. Who's here? Enter ROSS and ANGUS ROSS The king hath happily received, Macbeth, The news of thy success; and when he reads Thy personal venture in the rebels' fight, His wonders and his praises do contend Which should be thine or his: silenced with that, In viewing o'er the rest o' the selfsame day, He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks, Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make, Strange images of death. As thick as hail Came post with post; and every one did bear Thy praises in his kingdom's great defence, And pour'd them down before him. ANGUS We are sent To give thee from our royal master thanks; Only to herald thee into his sight, Not pay thee. ROSS And, for an earnest of a greater honour, He bade me, from him, call thee thane of Cawdor: In which addition, hail, most worthy thane! For it is thine. BANQUO What, can the devil speak true? MACBETH The thane of Cawdor lives: why do you dress me In borrow'd robes? ANGUS Who was the thane lives yet; But under heavy judgment bears that life Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was combined With those of Norway, or did line the rebel With hidden help and vantage, or that with both He labour'd in his country's wreck, I know not; But treasons capital, confess'd and proved, Have overthrown him. MACBETH [Aside] Glamis, and thane of Cawdor! The greatest is behind. To ROSS and ANGUS Thanks for your pains. To BANQUO Do you not hope your children shall be kings, When those that gave the thane of Cawdor to me Promised no less to them? BANQUO That trusted home Might yet enkindle you unto the crown, Besides the thane of Cawdor. But 'tis strange: And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths, Win us with honest trifles, to betray's In deepest consequence. Cousins, a word, I pray you. MACBETH [Aside] Two truths are told, As happy prologues to the swelling act Of the imperial theme.--I thank you, gentlemen. Aside Cannot be ill, cannot be good: if ill, Why hath it given me earnest of success, Commencing in a truth? I am thane of Cawdor: If good, why do I yield to that suggestion Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair And make my seated heart knock at my ribs, Against the use of nature? Present fears Are less than horrible imaginings: My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical, Shakes so my single state of man that function Is smother'd in surmise, and nothing is But what is not. BANQUO Look, how our partner's rapt. MACBETH [Aside] If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me, Without my stir. BANQUO New horrors come upon him, Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mould But with the aid of use. MACBETH [Aside] Come what come may, Time and the hour runs through the roughest day. BANQUO Worthy Macbeth, we stay upon your leisure. MACBETH Give me your favour: my dull brain was wrought With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains Are register'd where every day I turn The leaf to read them. Let us toward the king. Think upon what hath chanced, and, at more time, The interim having weigh'd it, let us speak Our free hearts each to other. BANQUO Very gladly. MACBETH Till then, enough. Come, friends. Exeunt SCENE IV. Forres. The palace. Flourish. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, and Attendants DUNCAN Is execution done on Cawdor? Are not Those in commission yet return'd? MALCOLM My liege, They are not yet come back. But I have spoke With one that saw him die: who did report That very frankly he confess'd his treasons, Implored your highness' pardon and set forth A deep repentance: nothing in his life Became him like the leaving it; he died As one that had been studied in his death To throw away the dearest thing he owed, As 'twere a careless trifle. DUNCAN There's no art To find the mind's construction in the face: He was a gentleman on whom I built An absolute trust. Enter MACBETH, BANQUO, ROSS, and ANGUS O worthiest cousin! The sin of my ingratitude even now Was heavy on me: thou art so far before That swiftest wing of recompense is slow To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved, That the proportion both of thanks and payment Might have been mine! only I have left to say, More is thy due than more than all can pay. MACBETH The service and the loyalty I owe, In doing it, pays itself. Your highness' part Is to receive our duties; and our duties Are to your throne and state children and servants, Which do but what they should, by doing every thing Safe toward your love and honour. DUNCAN Welcome hither: I have begun to plant thee, and will labour To make thee full of growing. Noble Banquo, That hast no less deserved, nor must be known No less to have done so, let me enfold thee And hold thee to my heart. BANQUO There if I grow, The harvest is your own. DUNCAN My plenteous joys, Wanton in fulness, seek to hide themselves In drops of sorrow. Sons, kinsmen, thanes, And you whose places are the nearest, know We will establish our estate upon Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter The Prince of Cumberland; which honour must Not unaccompanied invest him only, But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine On all deservers. From hence to Inverness, And bind us further to you. MACBETH The rest is labour, which is not used for you: I'll be myself the harbinger and make joyful The hearing of my wife with your approach; So humbly take my leave. DUNCAN My worthy Cawdor! MACBETH [Aside] The Prince of Cumberland! that is a step On which I must fall down, or else o'erleap, For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires: The eye wink at the hand; yet let that be, Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see. Exit DUNCAN True, worthy Banquo; he is full so valiant, And in his commendations I am fed; It is a banquet to me. Let's after him, Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome: It is a peerless kinsman. Flourish. Exeunt SCENE V. Inverness. Macbeth's castle. Enter LADY MACBETH, reading a letter LADY MACBETH 'They met me in the day of success: and I have learned by the perfectest report, they have more in them than mortal knowledge. When I burned in desire to question them further, they made themselves air, into which they vanished. Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it, came missives from the king, who all-hailed me 'Thane of Cawdor;' by which title, before, these weird sisters saluted me, and referred me to the coming on of time, with 'Hail, king that shalt be!' This have I thought good to deliver thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou mightst not lose the dues of rejoicing, by being ignorant of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it to thy heart, and farewell.' Glamis thou art, and Cawdor; and shalt be What thou art promised: yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human kindness To catch the nearest way: thou wouldst be great; Art not without ambition, but without The illness should attend it: what thou wouldst highly, That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false, And yet wouldst wrongly win: thou'ldst have, great Glamis, That which cries 'Thus thou must do, if thou have it; And that which rather thou dost fear to do Than wishest should be undone.' Hie thee hither, That I may pour my spirits in thine ear; And chastise with the valour of my tongue All that impedes thee from the golden round, Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem To have thee crown'd withal. Enter a Messenger What is your tidings? Messenger The king comes here to-night. LADY MACBETH Thou'rt mad to say it: Is not thy master with him? who, were't so, Would have inform'd for preparation. Messenger So please you, it is true: our thane is coming: One of my fellows had the speed of him, Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more Than would make up his message. LADY MACBETH Give him tending; He brings great news. Exit Messenger The raven himself is hoarse That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan Under my battlements. Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood; Stop up the access and passage to remorse, That no compunctious visitings of nature Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts, And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers, Wherever in your sightless substances You wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night, And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell, That my keen knife see not the wound it makes, Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark, To cry 'Hold, hold!' Enter MACBETH Great Glamis! worthy Cawdor! Greater than both, by the all-hail hereafter! Thy letters have transported me beyond This ignorant present, and I feel now The future in the instant. MACBETH My dearest love, Duncan comes here to-night. LADY MACBETH And when goes hence? MACBETH To-morrow, as he purposes. LADY MACBETH O, never Shall sun that morrow see! Your face, my thane, is as a book where men May read strange matters. To beguile the time, Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye, Your hand, your tongue: look like the innocent flower, But be the serpent under't. He that's coming Must be provided for: and you shall put This night's great business into my dispatch; Which shall to all our nights and days to come Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom. MACBETH We will speak further. LADY MACBETH Only look up clear; To alter favour ever is to fear: Leave all the rest to me. Exeunt SCENE VI. Before Macbeth's castle. Hautboys and torches. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, BANQUO, LENNOX, MACDUFF, ROSS, ANGUS, and Attendants DUNCAN This castle hath a pleasant seat; the air Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself Unto our gentle senses. BANQUO This guest of summer, The temple-haunting martlet, does approve, By his loved mansionry, that the heaven's breath Smells wooingly here: no jutty, frieze, Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird Hath made his pendent bed and procreant cradle: Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed, The air is delicate. Enter LADY MACBETH DUNCAN See, see, our honour'd hostess! The love that follows us sometime is our trouble, Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you How you shall bid God 'ild us for your pains, And thank us for your trouble. LADY MACBETH All our service In every point twice done and then done double Were poor and single business to contend Against those honours deep and broad wherewith Your majesty loads our house: for those of old, And the late dignities heap'd up to them, We rest your hermits. DUNCAN Where's the thane of Cawdor? We coursed him at the heels, and had a purpose To be his purveyor: but he rides well; And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath holp him To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess, We are your guest to-night. LADY MACBETH Your servants ever Have theirs, themselves and what is theirs, in compt, To make their audit at your highness' pleasure, Still to return your own. DUNCAN Give me your hand; Conduct me to mine host: we love him highly, And shall continue our graces towards him. By your leave, hostess. Exeunt SCENE VII. Macbeth's castle. Hautboys and torches. Enter a Sewer, and divers Servants with dishes and service, and pass over the stage. Then enter MACBETH MACBETH If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly: if the assassination Could trammel up the consequence, and catch With his surcease success; that but this blow Might be the be-all and the end-all here, But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases We still have judgment here; that we but teach Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice To our own lips. He's here in double trust; First, as I am his kinsman and his subject, Strong both against the deed; then, as his host, Who should against his murderer shut the door, Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been So clear in his great office, that his virtues Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against The deep damnation of his taking-off; And pity, like a naked new-born babe, Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed Upon the sightless couriers of the air, Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye, That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur To prick the sides of my intent, but only Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself And falls on the other. Enter LADY MACBETH How now! what news? LADY MACBETH He has almost supp'd: why have you left the chamber? MACBETH Hath he ask'd for me? LADY MACBETH Know you not he has? MACBETH We will proceed no further in this business: He hath honour'd me of late; and I have bought Golden opinions from all sorts of people, Which would be worn now in their newest gloss, Not cast aside so soon. LADY MACBETH Was the hope drunk Wherein you dress'd yourself? hath it slept since? And wakes it now, to look so green and pale At what it did so freely? From this time Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard To be the same in thine own act and valour As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that Which thou esteem'st the ornament of life, And live a coward in thine own esteem, Letting 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would,' Like the poor cat i' the adage? MACBETH Prithee, peace: I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none. LADY MACBETH What beast was't, then, That made you break this enterprise to me? When you durst do it, then you were a man; And, to be more than what you were, you would Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place Did then adhere, and yet you would make both: They have made themselves, and that their fitness now Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: I would, while it was smiling in my face, Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums, And dash'd the brains out, had I so sworn as you Have done to this. MACBETH If we should fail? LADY MACBETH We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail. When Duncan is asleep-- Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey Soundly invite him--his two chamberlains Will I with wine and wassail so convince That memory, the warder of the brain, Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason A limbeck only: when in swinish sleep Their drenched natures lie as in a death, What cannot you and I perform upon The unguarded Duncan? what not put upon His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt Of our great quell? MACBETH Bring forth men-children only; For thy undaunted mettle should compose Nothing but males. Will it not be received, When we have mark'd with blood those sleepy two Of his own chamber and used their very daggers, That they have done't? LADY MACBETH Who dares receive it other, As we shall make our griefs and clamour roar Upon his death? MACBETH I am settled, and bend up Each corporal agent to this terrible feat. Away, and mock the time with fairest show: False face must hide what the false heart doth know. Exeunt
@KiakioHidaro
@KiakioHidaro 10 лет назад
Aw, thanks.
@DarkyoFreakthegamer
@DarkyoFreakthegamer 10 лет назад
Read it in English, created an essay. Don't wanna see that shit again :3
@AndrewWhite-sz3pt
@AndrewWhite-sz3pt 10 лет назад
I just read that , I dont wannna see it again
@laenaeverwood7453
@laenaeverwood7453 7 лет назад
Haha, lol wtf. Atleast I have this when school starts XD
@richfroggy7
@richfroggy7 10 лет назад
I just watched all of the AHWU's and that light on the right has been not working/out since AHWU #64 (May 23rd 2011)
@skylerprosser27
@skylerprosser27 3 года назад
Still my favorite ahwu all these years later
@Kobobble
@Kobobble 10 лет назад
I just love it when everyone cheers when Geoff says "GO!"
@adamrobinson9150
@adamrobinson9150 10 лет назад
there really should be an anchorman-style team lads action news shirt.
@pinkhairman
@pinkhairman 10 лет назад
Watching these videos is the highlight of my day!
@scifigeek14
@scifigeek14 10 лет назад
Always a good day when lads action news is on my screen. also nice stache GOeff :)
@Tristanl0l
@Tristanl0l 10 лет назад
Every episode of AHWU needs to be this awesome.
@LtDolpheen
@LtDolpheen 10 лет назад
Geoff's eyes are amazing
@juiceless3168
@juiceless3168 6 лет назад
6:24 omg michael i cant breathe XD
@dtank97
@dtank97 10 лет назад
Lad's Action News literally never gets old.
@Y0Jimmy
@Y0Jimmy 10 лет назад
I was sooooo hoping they were setting up the Lad's Team Action News right before they did it, so happy right now.
@Evanbarrera
@Evanbarrera 10 лет назад
Does anyone know how early AWHU intros need to be submitted? Like If I recorded one on saturday should it be for 188 or 189 or 190? Anyone know?
@falconpuntch
@falconpuntch 10 лет назад
team lads action news needs to be its own show
@dragonlordgaming7065
@dragonlordgaming7065 10 лет назад
NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!!!! Geoff ,Gavin ,and Ray are supporting the month.
@theargentchampion
@theargentchampion 10 лет назад
It's funny, you can see Geoff in the background, babysitting them as they run about.
@jacobbaker7763
@jacobbaker7763 10 лет назад
3:06 - 3:25 Look at rays face!
@darlingcoffee3680
@darlingcoffee3680 10 лет назад
First thought to cross my mind... "Whoa... Geoff's mustache..." Second thought to cross my mind... "Whoa... Michael's hair..." Third thought... "Michael's hair boycotted him and found a new home on Geoff's lip." Fourth thought... "What the heck am I on?"
@iamadood7056
@iamadood7056 10 лет назад
jeff..... you mean Geoff
@GHOST-in-the-MACHINE
@GHOST-in-the-MACHINE 10 лет назад
Iam a DOOD Goeff**
@wagglycloth4547
@wagglycloth4547 10 лет назад
Iam a DOOD his names clearly Sam.
@williamreardon8216
@williamreardon8216 10 лет назад
You sir are on drugs. Many. Many. Drugs.
@darlingcoffee3680
@darlingcoffee3680 10 лет назад
lol opps XD
@base3798
@base3798 10 лет назад
I love action news! And it's a plus when they slide!
@TheDiggster13
@TheDiggster13 10 лет назад
Woot! Team lads action news is back! My favourite segment by far.
@Sakine-animate
@Sakine-animate 10 лет назад
really enjoyed the Lads Action News section :)
@SpyBug
@SpyBug 10 лет назад
Lads team action news is always the best LTAN 5 lyfe!
@victoriatatro1024
@victoriatatro1024 10 лет назад
Team lads live action news is my favorite part of AHWU sometimes xD
@Cobolt1800
@Cobolt1800 10 лет назад
I hope the free roaming news was improv. You had me gasping for air throughout the lads news report. Damn fine reporting.
@TravisTheRed
@TravisTheRed 10 лет назад
Oh my god. That facial hair.
@phx99home
@phx99home 10 лет назад
finally the Lads Action News! my day is made
@pjbutton3396
@pjbutton3396 10 лет назад
That impression of Ryan was awesome XD
@QU67Reacher6
@QU67Reacher6 10 лет назад
This was fucking awesome. There needs to be more Team Lads Action News Team segments.
@ConnorJNShine
@ConnorJNShine 10 лет назад
MOAR team LADS action news!
@APersonTV
@APersonTV 10 лет назад
i think Geoff should drop the stash
@APersonTV
@APersonTV 10 лет назад
haha it's funny, im just not use to it :)
@TrashHeapCustodian
@TrashHeapCustodian 10 лет назад
***** MOVEMBER FTW
@APersonTV
@APersonTV 10 лет назад
hahaha i forgot about this hahaha :)
@TrashHeapCustodian
@TrashHeapCustodian 10 лет назад
He'll probably shave it in December... UNLESS IT'S MERRY MUSTACHE MONTH!!! It's kid of an old school biker 'stache though. It's vintage.
@APersonTV
@APersonTV 10 лет назад
hahahahah thats hilarious XD but i dont think the stash is his best look
@TheKaptainGaming
@TheKaptainGaming 10 лет назад
I just realized that Achievement Hunter is basically my advanced drafting class, we fuck around and play games and break into random song. My school just got so much better lol
@sebastianpog
@sebastianpog 10 лет назад
4:00 - the end of the video was super awesome! :D
@Budetto
@Budetto 10 лет назад
I love action news
@skyprosser4195
@skyprosser4195 6 лет назад
This is My favorite ahwu
@Waas
@Waas 10 лет назад
I come back week after week hoping Lads Action News would return and I was not disappointed this week.
@dontbehatin666
@dontbehatin666 10 лет назад
So happy Lads Action News is back
@PonchoChief135
@PonchoChief135 5 лет назад
5 years later...
@Bobbleheadclark
@Bobbleheadclark 10 лет назад
I wish I worked there...
@MrZombiemaster09
@MrZombiemaster09 10 лет назад
Favorite moment was when Michael was yelling outside the annex! Lol
@bam3654
@bam3654 10 лет назад
Holy shit!! I was at medieval times when try recorded that lol. I'm in the yellow seats. That's awesome!!!
@GrenadesExplode
@GrenadesExplode 10 лет назад
Minecraft isnt a launch day game anymore ;(
@DrCaptainSquirrel
@DrCaptainSquirrel 10 лет назад
ratdog2013 No, not anymore. Its been pushed.
@harrydoolan6555
@harrydoolan6555 10 лет назад
so excited for ps4! shame i'm in europe but at least america are the sort of beta testers and we get the fixed version :D
@harrydoolan6555
@harrydoolan6555 10 лет назад
***** what are you on about? that's what is going to happen, games like Battlefield 4 and Killzone will be first available to U.S. then patched, then EU and Oceania get our PS4s with the games already patched, it works out. no it's not the reason sony did this, but it is a plus i'd rather a playable game than a glitched one.
@radarada6
@radarada6 10 лет назад
Harry Doolan i like that this guy said what are you on about, hes like a real original Gavin of the comments. after i read what are you on about, i read the rest of his comment in Gavin voice.
@harrydoolan6555
@harrydoolan6555 10 лет назад
that twonk just deleted his comments so it looks like i'm talking to my self...
@bensickelmore3808
@bensickelmore3808 10 лет назад
Even the fixed version will be awful. Xbox Won.
@harrydoolan6555
@harrydoolan6555 10 лет назад
BzR3fl3x haha, how exactly? playstation has better exclusives and ps plus is A LOT less restricting than xbox live. ps4 has better hardware (and it's showing) and ps4 has actual free to play online games where you don't need ps plus in order to play. all xbox 720p has is Halo, literally the only reason people are buying it.
@skylerprosser27
@skylerprosser27 10 месяцев назад
Here again now saying goodbye to Achievement Hunter
@TheMightyBaino
@TheMightyBaino 10 лет назад
I've been waiting for the team lad's action news since last time it happened.
@AutumnH
@AutumnH 10 лет назад
well that was just a hot mess of shit
@Potterphilly13
@Potterphilly13 10 лет назад
SHAVE GEOFF PLEASE!
@hellbeast134
@hellbeast134 10 лет назад
He wont because it is for Movember or No Shave November depending where you are
@FlyingMonkeyLlamas
@FlyingMonkeyLlamas 10 лет назад
pause at 1:47. Gavin's face is priceless XD
@TristanIsham
@TristanIsham 10 лет назад
Keep it up you guys, you make everything a little bit funnier.
@TheFinFilmz
@TheFinFilmz 10 лет назад
I thought minecraft wasnt coming out on the PS4?
@delta2ish
@delta2ish 10 лет назад
It is yo.
@KodyCollects
@KodyCollects 10 лет назад
It is now DUUDE
@ChlorinePC
@ChlorinePC 10 лет назад
this sucks, ps gets everything pc still kicks ass ;)
@iBenedetto
@iBenedetto 10 лет назад
ChlorinePC that little winkey makes me think you like little boys.
@julianneharris5279
@julianneharris5279 10 лет назад
GEOFF. SHAVE... NOW
@Toiska36
@Toiska36 10 лет назад
No Shave November.
@button4boy
@button4boy 10 лет назад
Toiska36 I believe it's called Movember...
@daviess9449
@daviess9449 10 лет назад
No Shave November. It's to help rasie money to cancer. So yeah lets all be heartless and say "Fuck the cancer patients"
@ryant9366
@ryant9366 10 лет назад
Sam Davies and how exactly does growing facial hair help people with cancer exactly?
@DTDdeathmas
@DTDdeathmas 10 лет назад
MikeTheActorMan It is called both names. And really does it matter what it is called as long as the root idea is the same?
@antman8746
@antman8746 10 лет назад
Michaels face when Geoff said "mineGRAFT" .. Too funny
@emmacarroll2028
@emmacarroll2028 10 лет назад
They really harmonize together well
@DraperPeanut
@DraperPeanut 10 лет назад
Am i the only one who thinks we need more caleb in videos?
@Jex134
@Jex134 10 лет назад
holy fuck Adam's a beast.
@FullMetalLineage
@FullMetalLineage 10 лет назад
WHY is the action news team not its own segment its AMAZING! XD!!!
@RyoCaliente
@RyoCaliente 10 лет назад
Geoff with the stache, Lads Action News....fantastic AHWU.
@MelloJelloFool
@MelloJelloFool 10 лет назад
More action lad team news
@bartyjnr
@bartyjnr 10 лет назад
Action news! Wheew!
@DrunkCanuck
@DrunkCanuck 10 лет назад
Best AWHU with the new news segment Give us more Action AHWU News
@WidgeStez
@WidgeStez 10 лет назад
You do not understand how much I would love to work at Rooster Teeth with Achievment Hunter.
@TheAgentAssassin
@TheAgentAssassin 10 лет назад
little too much gay at the end there , a little too much diptripflipfantasia
@DJCook1990
@DJCook1990 10 лет назад
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@DJCook1990 10 лет назад
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@DJCook1990
@DJCook1990 10 лет назад
***** What did I fail at?
@DJCook1990
@DJCook1990 10 лет назад
Eemeli Bergström That's what she said
@GreenDreaminGames
@GreenDreaminGames 10 лет назад
DJCook1990 FUCKIN GOT EM!
@ds2121able
@ds2121able 10 лет назад
best AHWU by far just because of Team Lads Action News.
@Carleto247
@Carleto247 10 лет назад
One of the best ahwu's yet !!!!!!!
@Kennyboy0077
@Kennyboy0077 10 лет назад
All youtube videos got 'tarded Bob shit. Look at an AH video.. None.
@Zergsilla
@Zergsilla 10 лет назад
It has some Bob shit!
@Kennyboy0077
@Kennyboy0077 10 лет назад
Not as much.
@aworthlessgamer
@aworthlessgamer 10 лет назад
Ray's impression of Ryan was spot on hahahahaha :D
@unicornpowerlove
@unicornpowerlove 10 лет назад
Gavin stroking Caleb at the end is the best
@RidiculousMischief
@RidiculousMischief 10 лет назад
I love how Geoff keeps talking in a higher pitch lol.
@pharaoh8681
@pharaoh8681 8 лет назад
for some reason i always laugh between 3:45 and 3:50 at michael
@SonicGTR
@SonicGTR 10 лет назад
Thank you for your service, Geoff.
@jepp530
@jepp530 10 лет назад
4:30 was absolutely hysterical, "Caleb get the hell off camera"
@jennifermewmew
@jennifermewmew 10 лет назад
I like it when they run around looking for news
@RyffHyena
@RyffHyena 10 лет назад
This video shows how serious everyone is at Achievement Hunter.
@DeltaSpartan141
@DeltaSpartan141 10 лет назад
5:25 The way Lindsey said it was adorable.
@nathanstarling746
@nathanstarling746 10 лет назад
A) Geoff's moustache is glorious B) Lads Action News should happen more often.
@ReanimatedProjekt
@ReanimatedProjekt 10 лет назад
My favorite AHWU ever.
@4everBroken0813
@4everBroken0813 10 лет назад
Favorite AHWU so far
@jessacosta8591
@jessacosta8591 10 лет назад
so funny right at the end, Gavin stroking Kaleb,s chest
@WhiteTag7
@WhiteTag7 10 лет назад
this was great haha i would like to keep seeing more like this..
@LockOn7016
@LockOn7016 10 лет назад
This is probably the greatest AHWU ever!
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