"Achmed The Dead Terrorist's 'lame' dog" | Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

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Achmed tells us the story of how he got a dog, with no legs, in this clip from my 2011 special "Controlled Chaos."
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@LchanOtakudom 7 лет назад

It's official, Achmed is my new favorite.

@isabellemoravec5205 7 лет назад

yass same kueen

@Choices2aa 7 лет назад

Achmed is my favorite too!

@laraibhaider9120 7 лет назад

Laura B same he is so funny HahahahahahahahahahHahahahHahah☺😊😀😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dylanpalmer9527 7 лет назад

I mean.... it is the main character of the show.

@gamerraf6866 7 лет назад

Standartenführer Jochen Peiper I think it is peanut

@miles9441 8 лет назад

When someone says knock knock: You shut the **** up and hide.

@blueshadow_1885 8 лет назад

that's what she said

@thomasmiles7216 6 лет назад

Knock knock

@lintzdebi 5 лет назад

sans the comic HIIIIIIIIIDE

@ETT8 5 лет назад

When someone says knock knock you shut the ** up and hide

@peggysteglich1070 5 лет назад

Knock Knock cx

@incompetenti 6 лет назад

"Seriously. Okay, you're a comedian, right?" "Yeah" "I Had A Dog, With No *Legs.* " " *Ask me again.* "

@D4rkenedskies 4 года назад

I still don't get it...

@bahark3484 4 года назад

@@D4rkenedskies he said I never call them bcaz they can't come hahaha don't you get it ))) no legs

@PhillipCross2K 4 года назад

"What'd you call him?"

@zwhyisnonameog1643 4 года назад

Whatd you call him

@ovreillopez5981 4 года назад

D4rkenedskies because its no point to call him beacuse no legs never come

@kulia3163 5 лет назад

I have 3 favorite Puppets: 1.) Peanut 2.) Achmed 3.) José Jalepeño *on a stick*

@MegaAnimelover1996 5 лет назад

Same!

@troldrian 5 лет назад

Achmed is my number 1

@tonyzhang8681 4 года назад

Same here

@YaBoyPerun 4 года назад

And he has a good job.... on a stick

@cottony4dr 4 года назад

K. K. It’s actually “On a steek”

@phile1832 8 лет назад

I always forget that they are just dolls lol

@muhrizofficial4845 8 лет назад

+Philip.alien Öhrberg it's called illusion

@phile1832 8 лет назад

+MuhRiz Official ya lol

@cherylching9056 8 лет назад

I KNOW RIGHT??

@vlgr3214 8 лет назад

Ikr

@emilykaiser9878 8 лет назад

+Cheryl Ching me too lol

@subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад

"Look Mommy...**blows up**" 0:53 😂😂😂

@haleighcrawley7713 6 лет назад

*laughter*

@United-Federation-of-Planets 6 лет назад

⊙▃⊙

@ewoskaa 6 лет назад

I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

@United-Federation-of-Planets 6 лет назад

The Shard Seekers Team The shard ._.

@haleighcrawley7713 6 лет назад

Me too. X3

@bodyvathsakun8595 6 лет назад

When Achmed popped up the “Seriously” in American accent. Lmao 🤣

@gear5soul Год назад

Always love it when Walter and Achmed interact 😂😂😂

@hollyhadley3939 8 лет назад

"He kills you when you're sleeping He chokes you when you wake He knows if you're Catholic or Jewish So denounce your infinite faith" ~Terror Claus I have had that song in my head for a year now. Achmed is right, that's catchy.

@stevenporter7065 5 лет назад

Infidel*

@tebohomalataliana9308 4 года назад

Its infidel

@harlowitter3060 4 года назад

And terrible...yet I love it!🤣

@reuellucas7187 4 года назад

But catchy

@VayneSchariac 4 года назад

Knock knock infidel

@noahbueno2168 2 года назад

3:01 “I had a dog… with no… legs” funniest way he said it ever

@jaylonsantos1650 7 месяцев назад

"👹Ask me again...👹"

@kulia3163 5 лет назад

You know, even though they're puppets Jeff makes them Unforgettable and feel like they're actually there.

@ootfan7882 4 года назад

Ikr. *You're an old fart. Stop It!!!!!!!

@scionofdorn9101 2 года назад

Um, they are actually there. They're puppets, not illusions.

@sgt.toastybeans 4 года назад

That "ask me again" is terrifying and amazing at the same time lol

@shimmyking4 8 лет назад

Achmed: *glaring at Jeff* ...... he could ROLL OVER!

@dinglebingle7475 6 лет назад

That is so funny haha

@packg910 6 лет назад

shimmyking4 7,😅😁🐯💍

@lucasriber1084 6 лет назад

shimmyking4

@nastynate4916 7 лет назад

The eyebrows killed me 😂

@paulperri219 7 лет назад

Nate Thompson he has no eye lids

@GOFFBITZH666 7 лет назад

They said *eyebrows*.

@DEthe5150 7 лет назад

Ace The Gamer What part of *EYEBROWS* did you not get?

@randomstuff9400 4 года назад

The eyebrows kill EVERYONE ... Like Achmed

@RexGaming935 4 года назад

Dude, you have 666 likes

@jakobhaglund958 5 лет назад

It kinda bothers me that jeff, doing the voice of achmed, is accually a good singer

@SassyQueen588 4 года назад

I agree with you on that

@ghostbonepunk1683 4 года назад

Agreed

@austindraws4876 4 года назад

I swear man it’s crazy

@shawnheddin4833 4 года назад

And with his mouth "closed" as it were... Most people can't sing while moving their lips.

@giancarloparlato4283 4 года назад

Are there any clips that Jeff is singing without the puppets

@ivanpaultaurua9246 Год назад

I’m so convinced that each character is a real personality that I repeatedly seek particular videos and I love all of them

@RHJunior 8 лет назад

I had a dog with no legs. We called him "Cigarette" because every now and then we'd take him out for a drag...

@jacobdot456 8 лет назад

Dude. Wtf.

@rainbowCarebears1 8 лет назад

Fuckahahahaha

@codewithfongoh 8 лет назад

+RHJunior that is serious.

@hollyhadley3939 8 лет назад

Fuck you bitch.

@stoffe4543 8 лет назад

+Jack Major Yer potatoe

@devonwalter6053 8 лет назад

I love when Achmed says, "What we teach our kids is when someone says knock knock you shut the **** up and hide."

@cottony4dr 4 года назад

It doesn’t matter what position his eyes or eyebrows are in. You can always tell what emotion he’s feeling

@ivantheterrible2594 2 года назад

I love hearing Walter threatening to kick Achmed's ass. I want to see the two of them on stage together.

@laneycluff6361 Год назад

Yes definitely

@yungsadnegro9050 7 лет назад

3:05 oml Achmed has a creepy voice when he's mad

@OvenproofSet39 7 лет назад

🎄🎄🎄

@yungsadnegro9050 7 лет назад

Brandon Anon Merry Christmas 🎄

@OvenproofSet39 7 лет назад

Really?

@AlexSh789 7 лет назад

Pirabee - He's not Muslim, he's made in China xD xD xD

@bigeric1030 7 лет назад

+Alexander Shekhtman Jeff actually made him with his 3D printer in his shop/office/man cave

@c1-392 8 лет назад

"ask me again" killed me XDDDDD

@MissAfricanAmerican99 7 лет назад

ikr lol

@Megal._. 4 года назад

No that didn't kill you achmed did

@zachinhyrule2351 4 года назад

What did you call him

@damit505 7 лет назад

I love achmed can't get enough of him

@latriciahelms6776 3 года назад

Jeff never disappoints me.I always laugh!

@Firefox1189 8 лет назад

Achmed's jokes never get old!

@ridleythespacedragon6651 8 лет назад

3:07 am i the only one who thought that Achmed did a cool deep voice at that point?

@haleighcrawley7713 6 лет назад

You’re not the only one, I heard it too. So sexy~!

@renaissancechick8373 6 лет назад

Ridley the Space Dragon it was Jeff btw

@emperordrago9413 5 лет назад

@@renaissancechick8373 to let you guys know that was my old channel, and Emperor is my new one, to let you know

@emperordrago9413 5 лет назад

@@renaissancechick8373 thank you for subscribing

@renaissancechick8373 5 лет назад

Ridley the Space Dragon

@nataliarogers8963 4 года назад

I’m hoping Jeff Dunham does more specials in the future because his puppets are awesome ;-;

@sunlvvr 6 лет назад

Lol that song 😂 he kills you when your sleeping, he chokes you when you wake! 😂😂😂

@ruthmvillatoro 8 лет назад

3:07 I want a voice like that

@triplekings9517 8 лет назад

Same

@meestergopnik4550 8 лет назад

+Papyrus The Skeleton i have it

@lovigne100 8 лет назад

same i want a voice like that to

@dovahkiin1232 8 лет назад

I have it as well

@bowman3545 8 лет назад

+MineSniper93 no you dont

@user-jf6cm2hq6e 7 лет назад

I've been singing that song for a week. He's right. It's catchy

@MDolly30 7 лет назад

Jaiden Panici ll

@raymondmcbrinn8882 7 лет назад

Jaiden Panici

@mindsgameroleplayedits9681 7 лет назад

Jaiden Panici ive done that for a month in my head

@drivver4470 7 лет назад

Jaiden Panici I've done it for years now

@drivver4470 7 лет назад

I guess it doesn't stop the anger

@spacegremlin9972 5 лет назад

3:06 moment you realize Achmed is actually kinda scary

@amylee898 4 года назад

3:08 Woah when he said "ask me again" wow😱

@longlivethebook5877 7 лет назад

"That's terrible!" "But _catchyyyyy!_"

@thenightmaricsenpai524 2 года назад

"What do you want, more stinking knock-knock jokes?"

@BSBPOTTERLINSIM 8 лет назад

ASK ME AGAIN

@pearllamb7232 8 лет назад

what did you call him

@NessaRasch 8 лет назад

+leafeon jolteon I didn't call him anything because he couldn't come.

@ericmonaco2276 8 лет назад

+Nessa Rasch That's what she said

@NessaRasch 8 лет назад

+Eric Monaco (The Unstable Fan) That'swhatshesaid!

@arialthecramwell 8 лет назад

surliously?

@5volts440 4 года назад

Jeff is D greatest. He has to carefully place Achmed and all them dolls use his hand to move their posture and facial moods, at the same time talk to dolls and answer them.. WOW!!! That is multitasking.

@marjo4987 2 года назад

I just LOVE the tone Achmed used when saying; "Ask me again." :D It always makes me SO HAPPY on top of everything else! :D

@Nic214E 7 лет назад

We need Walter´s wife as a puppet!

@ryank1273 7 лет назад

We need Donald Trump.

@zlee001 6 лет назад

Nic214E he cant do female voice. all the puppets are male.

@smithintern-tainment7868 4 года назад

That wouldn’t go over well

@the_solomon_sage8431 4 года назад

From how walter describes her, i don't think she'd fit on stage

@joshypanda4985 4 года назад

The_Solomon_Sage BRUH

@iescapedtheasylum2015 7 лет назад

Sometimes I genuinely forget they are puppets, I was wetting myself laughing in just one minute!

@Estemzs14 4 года назад

0:18 😂😂😂 omggg Im dead !

@misaksteve7887 4 года назад

I have heard achmed jokes for like a million times but it still got me 😂

@elwa3744 8 лет назад

"But catchiii" Haha😂

@nekochan2.03 7 лет назад

I never heard of terror Claus Ahmed: 🎶oh he kills you when ur sleeping he chocks you when u wake...🎶

@lozereli9613 7 лет назад

He knows if you are Catholic or Jews. Or denounced or infidel fait!!!

@Loveless0012 7 лет назад

Isnt it Denounce your infadel fait? :3 Anyway it's awesome!

@LexingtonDeville984 7 лет назад

Miss Kiss It's "So denounce your infidel faith"

@lozereli9613 7 лет назад

Lexington Deville84 oh sorry.

@josephdedrick9337 7 лет назад

the choking makes u go sleep...to death.

@bandoelsarkas1321 4 года назад

3:34 it shoulda been "SILENCE.... I KEEL YOU!!!! "😂

@coreyrodriguez1160 7 месяцев назад

2:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nekochan2.03 7 лет назад

look mom! *boom!* *the after life* shit!

@trishlynn3735 7 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@karenpullam4136 7 лет назад

"You see where i come from when someone knocks on the door we shut the fuck up and hide" OMFG I DIED

@grantdavis6363 4 года назад

Saw Jeff and Achmed last Nov. in Topeka, KS and he introduced a new character to his act. Never laughed so hard, almost died.

@coledurbin2610 6 лет назад

"He couldn't come." Yeah, I know that issue.

@hurshi3843 7 лет назад

"So what'd you call him?" I was half expecting him to say... Leg-o-less

@GenGamesUniverse 3 года назад

How about Matt? XD

@DarkPaladin24 8 лет назад

I remember when i saw Jeff live on stage and he did that dog with no legs story and I was laughing so hard.

@maryammure5151 5 лет назад

The way he said seriously??? Lmao And the way he went all deep voice and ask me again!! Why he sound like Batman there lol

@Angelica_04 Год назад

The only terror clause I know is krampus lmao 🤣

@bennyfung2993 8 лет назад

i had a dog with no legs, "ask me again"😄😃

@PikaLink91 5 лет назад

Love how Achmed suddenly spoke with Jeffs normal voice like “...seriously”.

@hermithollow2024 Год назад

JEF-FAH-FAH, you ALMOST didn’t get it!!!!!! As I’m rolling in the YARD laughing!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@niinuetey9878 Год назад

To get adults to love puppets is quite a challenge

@wierdofrommars3535 8 лет назад

Jeff Dunham is going to kill people from laughter... #FunniestGuyOnEarth

@BSBPOTTERLINSIM 8 лет назад

You mean "KEEL"

@flyingflowers8914 8 лет назад

I keel you!

@jacobbrinsfield8540 8 лет назад

+Wierdo from Mars SILENCE I KEEL YOU

@spingtrap4684 8 лет назад

+jacob brinsfield u spelled kill wrong 2

@EdEddnEddyonline1 8 лет назад

He's funnier than me

@robscott8296 6 лет назад

0:48 Achmed : have you heard of the terror bunny? Jeff : no Achmed : he hides easter bombs look mommy kaboom

@kittyonmydesk5532 Месяц назад

I've heard of the Killer Bunny If the Terror Bunny and the Killer Bunny met, the Killer Bunny would maul the Terror Bunny

@humanbeing1429 4 года назад

Wow that was so damn good with the legless dog joke. "I didn't call him anything because he couldn't come" the best foooooooking line.

@ChrisAndCats Год назад

I was waiting for 'SILENCE! I kill you' to follow ☺

@amythest_chanhess 6 лет назад

Achmed:I had a dog with no legs*voice goes deep*ask me again Me:Jeff don't say anything XD Jeff:What'd you call him Me:U FOOL Achmed:*sad voice*I didn't call him anything cuz he could never come Me:Oh ok nevermind no need to hide we are safe XD

@DTux5249 6 лет назад

It just brings me pictures of those little disabled puppies... THEY ARE MANLY TEARS

@dinyaantony6498 5 лет назад

ahhh....so cute

@toricallie7943 5 лет назад

I though he would say a hotdog

@subjectdelta4758 7 лет назад

" LOOK MOMMY!! *Blows up”* 😂😂😂😂

@cherylsmith6488 6 лет назад

Mommy Look *Blows up*0-0

@wirbafabrischenny628 2 года назад

Jeff Dunham is supposed to have a museum full of GRAMMYS from the OSCARS for his perfect ventriloquism. Guy been funny as two characters same time👏

@codyyoung5354 5 лет назад

0:53-0:56 "Look mommy... *idk wtf that noise was."

@francoeurvalparaiso 5 лет назад

An explosion

@shecantedit2381 4 года назад

My parents showed me this because the “I kil you phrase” reminds them of what my cat would say if he could talk

@farvamo 8 лет назад

I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS

@simsjd4785 8 лет назад

Did you Call it mat?!

@SmallAndSoft 8 лет назад

+Simon Lauritsen Lundahl LMFAO

@SmallAndSoft 8 лет назад

aww your dog is so cute! whats his name?... you: mat

@donnyhaasnoot9388 8 лет назад

I dont get it xD

@simsjd4785 8 лет назад

donny haasnoot its like a mat you step on like a carpet

@24LionHearts 8 лет назад

he hides easter bombs. "look, mommy!" kkuuuhh!

@ootfan7882 4 года назад

Never felt so bad for laughing. XD

@ikol458 6 лет назад

I love how ready Achmed was to start singing. "Terror Claus, Never heard of him." "OHHHHHHHH"

@KT-un6pl 6 лет назад

"I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS"😂😂😂😂😂 "ask me again"

@johnnyfoxxo7255 8 лет назад

i thought he would be called "legolas"

@gracesewell8961 6 лет назад

Johnny_Foxxo or legolacks??

@DaDuTchMan2357 6 лет назад

Johnny_Foxxo 🤣😂🤣😂

@enaanaa123 6 лет назад

I thought he would be called "lucky"..hahahaha. sarcastic.

@izzycatskadoodlethefurden 6 лет назад

😂😂😂 that

@stoptheflop4271 6 лет назад

1:14 lol!! My dad saw this show and like a month ago I said "knock knock" he said "who is it?" I said "me! Hahahahaha" and then he said "my parents told me that when someone says knock knock, you shut the f***k up AND HIDE!!!!" And then I saw this video and I was like :0! Ps I subbed, and now I luv Jef fa faa dun haaaam!!

@staceymom2jw 4 года назад

The song killed me who else forgets that they’re puppets

@snowwolf5489 4 года назад

Ventriloquists are the only ones who can get away with talking to themselves. When I do it, people give me wierd looks.

@apacasalme1991 8 лет назад

I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS... HOTDOGS

@vanthursday 8 лет назад

no.. theres no point calling the dog because the dog cant come towards him because it has no legs

@Firefox1189 8 лет назад

+vanthursday no shit Sherlock...

@pressy007 7 лет назад

slug

@user-sg8eh4qj4c 5 лет назад

Just awesome! Paying attention you forget it's a doll.

@dmiller5978 6 лет назад

Pure brilliance!! Nice job Achmed!!

@jilltomaszewski530 2 года назад

He’s always been my favorite

@thewaitinggame1945 Год назад

"I didn't call him anything because he could never come." EDIT: 3:28 for the line

@clerchnygheldaveabuan4917 6 месяцев назад

OHH NOW I GET IT😭

@arukun2081 5 лет назад

Achmed: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Achmed: Boom Me: Boom wh- *_Explosion_*

@SavvyLPSFreak 4 года назад

sometimes i forget that they are just puppets 😂😂😂

@Mromega599 11 месяцев назад

He is so talented like it’s literally like a different person talking

@guardianangel7589 8 лет назад

I hurt. I hurt. I'm in class laughing my ass off and everyone is looking at me weird.

@dnpwarnasooriya5698 Год назад

We forgot that achmed is a puppet 😂

@jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 лет назад

1:48 ffs, I thought that was a heckler 😂

@kittyonmydesk5532 Месяц назад

It was a heckler! He was sitting in the suitcase!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kathleencook4484 4 года назад

I love the eyebrows, they get me every time

@alannawilliamson3045 6 лет назад

When he started to sing 🤣🤣

@ViolinaRacheva 8 лет назад

aww achmend . he has a soft side

@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 6 лет назад

Achmed: "What do you want, more stinking knock knock jokes?" Jeff: "That might be better." Achmed: "Okay! Knock, knock. Jeff: "Who's there?" Achmed: "Me, I'll kill you again!"😀😁😂