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Acolyte 7: I'm Embarrassed to be a Star Wars Fan 

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@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
Update: "Vergence" Points or "Nexus" Points DID exist in Canon... So, I take that BIG L. However, the inclusion that they can be used to "create life," as far as I know right now, is still new. I had heard the stories about Coruscant being built on a Force Nexus before. Tython also has a Force Nexus, but I've never heard of them having the power to "Create Life." I was under the impression they were supposed to be locations on planets where the Force was amplified. I also hadn't heard them be referred to as VERGENCE points. So, maybe it's not the BIG L, but a Little L, nonetheless.
@workingman9019
@workingman9019 Месяц назад
11:40 It's a plot hole so big that it's taken form! lol
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 Месяц назад
Hmmm prediction for next episode.... film it on Hoth. :D Apparently you dressed for Hoth. :D
@sirazazeloflowkey6424
@sirazazeloflowkey6424 Месяц назад
Dude. Where do I recognize you from? Awesome videos btw. 😁
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
@@sirazazeloflowkey6424 I’ve made content on different channels and places for the last 4 years. I’ve done a lot of DND content
@adamaccountname
@adamaccountname Месяц назад
Drinking the poison was unscripted, the actor concluded it was the easiest way to get off of the show
@adamaccountname
@adamaccountname Месяц назад
The whole show is mystery boxes. It's trying to play up the miscommunication as nobody is a bad guy, but it's evident the crisis occurred because of how the witches interpreted the Jedis motives. They will still want to play up that Sol leapt to conclusions to keep the 2 sides narrative. Which they already tried to do with the "well some cultures do that"
@adamaccountname
@adamaccountname Месяц назад
Sol didn't even need to lift the girls up, he could have force pushed them back 2 metres
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
This made me laugh LOL
@Salty010
@Salty010 Месяц назад
@@adamaccountnamethat one of lots of stupid character decision like i feel im so fakin idiot watching it😅
@Eraser18574
@Eraser18574 Месяц назад
Yeah he thought „damn my role in Game of Thrones was so much better and made so much more sense, better kill my char off ASAP“
@andrewhansen9582
@andrewhansen9582 Месяц назад
How did Sol know which sister to save? He couldn't tell the difference earlier...
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
I... I hadn't even thought of that. And now that you've pointed it out, I hate the episode even more.
@esalkor03
@esalkor03 Месяц назад
If I remember right, they were calling to each other on the split bridges. But I don't recall if he heard them doing so. Otherwise, it still makes him look REALLY bad for not just using the force to levitate them instead of holding the falling bridge... like wtf!?!?
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
@@esalkor03 that's true!
@ash23neuro
@ash23neuro Месяц назад
because they are the same person split in two different persons I guess
@johnstrife7
@johnstrife7 Месяц назад
I hate that those fukers don't step backwards when hes holding the bridge
@kerryharvey6365
@kerryharvey6365 Месяц назад
This is what we get when people get the jobs they want based on knowing where the bodies are buried and not on merit, talent, or experience.
@niklbauglir
@niklbauglir Месяц назад
Or more specifically who the body part was buried in?
@OsloTime
@OsloTime Месяц назад
Ewww... you're probably very right. Lmao! ​@@niklbauglir
@BamBamTheInfluence
@BamBamTheInfluence Месяц назад
The power of bad writing -the power of bad acting -the power of money laundering
@OsloTime
@OsloTime Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂 👏
@chris424cm
@chris424cm Месяц назад
The only mystery i care about is who told Leslie she could write.
@peteypiranalover
@peteypiranalover Месяц назад
7/8 episodes in the Jedi are using metal detectors to find the plot
@user-jr4mw9wi1c
@user-jr4mw9wi1c Месяц назад
19:40 not just taking his own life, but taking it after 16 years of reflecting on it
@Salty010
@Salty010 Месяц назад
Its faking dumb to the core like all those stuff and you just suicide your self? Wtf was that 😭
@jvask33zie
@jvask33zie Месяц назад
well there wasn't a window he could jump from in the room
@nealgrimes4382
@nealgrimes4382 Месяц назад
He didn't even do anything wrong, he had no motivation.
@wrayday7149
@wrayday7149 Месяц назад
@@nealgrimes4382 Soooooooo...... in universe that wouldn't matter to Mae... all she knows is everything went wrong the day the Jedi showed up. The problem is... when she was on the ship with Sol she decides to fix the ship over seeking revenge.
@nealgrimes4382
@nealgrimes4382 Месяц назад
@@wrayday7149 It does matter to his character though he had no reason to kill himself or feel guilty for years in a Bubble.
@Mystyx-Sama
@Mystyx-Sama Месяц назад
That fact that Robyn in the Hood was better than this says many things
@mikerotonda6264
@mikerotonda6264 Месяц назад
I like how at the end when Trinity says, we will tell the counsel the truth, mae started the fire!.. Lol. They didn't know who started the fire.. Nobody knew except oceja.. And when oceha wakes up she says, what happened??? What happened!?!! She's the only one who actually seen Mae started the fire, so she knows what happened. And sol tells her, Mae started a fire!!!??. Lol
@nah7656
@nah7656 Месяц назад
good point... the jedi didn't know Mae started the fire. But Mae did yell " fire. help me!" and so koril starts the aggression. other than that the only indication of Mae starting the fire was osha yelling "what did you do?.. my god this is awful.
@JD-xd4sy
@JD-xd4sy Месяц назад
OMG hadn't even thought about that... dear Lord this show sucks
@normanlee725
@normanlee725 Месяц назад
Basically, the Jedi who didn't know who started the fire decided to come up with a cover-up story. These aren't Jedi's, but emotionally driven people with zero wisdom and common sense who carry light sabers.
@mikerotonda6264
@mikerotonda6264 Месяц назад
@@normanlee725 Lol
@OsloTime
@OsloTime Месяц назад
​​@@normanlee725 100%! Leslye writes the "jedi" as emotional, impulsive, some are liars, etc. And then says "Look how bad the jedi are! This is why they're (all) bad!" Like excuse me ma'am... do you not know the definition of a jedi? 😂 What a giant clusterfk of a show! 🤦‍♀️
@scotthallgv
@scotthallgv Месяц назад
But, but, according to Leslie Headland, one instance of someone messing up can be extrapolated into the entire group being bad! One bad apple ruins the bunch... of THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF JEDI! They are all now terrible because of this one instance that has occurred HAHAHAHAHA! She got that gigantic head and nothing of value inside it, like a suit case with nothing other than a toothpick in the pouch part that you find at a goodwill and the toothpick pokes your finger when you reach into the pouch to feel around and gives you a splinter and then you get and infection and then you need to have your finger amputated. THANKS LESLIE HEADLAND FOR AMPUTATING MY FINGER!
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
This episode gave me an existential crisis.
@scotthallgv
@scotthallgv Месяц назад
@@RealLifeFakeWizard Same. Its been really bad leading up to this point, but I was laughing in disbelief at the brainless slapdash production and how they have literally done whatever the scene needs to have happen in the moment and damn the "story" or any lore that came before it that set a precedent in favor of moving things forward. This series has shown a complete lack of respect for the source material, the fans and the general audience that watches this demanding they just turn off their brains and accept what is happening without seeing it with a critical eye or questioning anything that is going on lest they be labeled toxic or any number of other pejoratives for having spoken up. This is pathetic and would ended anyone elses career buy Headland keeps failing up. This constant ridiculous shifts that the characters engage in second to second had me vocalizing at my tv as though it might hear me and change something haha. Fuck this show.
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
@@scotthallgv only 1 more episode left!!
@scotthallgv
@scotthallgv Месяц назад
@@RealLifeFakeWizard And heres the problem with that, theyve got SOOOO much shit to resolve that theyve laid the groundwork for as theyve dragged their feet on this awful show, that they will certainly have a season 2 unless Bob Ieger gets his head out of his ass. Ya know its just gonna be another nothing burger episode that goes nowhere and ends on one of Headlands stupid ass pseudo cliffhangers.
@TheNuclearGeek
@TheNuclearGeek Месяц назад
We've ALL been here for 7 weeks and I've never related to a character more than Torbin now. I want the poison now!
@OsloTime
@OsloTime Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
The moss under Master Indara's feet - it looks like something has died there. That would make THAT MOSS, Carrion Moss. Intriguing...
@WilAdams
@WilAdams Месяц назад
I'm glad you mentioned the speculation online being better because that is exactly what happened with Wandovision. Each episode I watched the Heavy Spoilers and others only to find that their speculations were far better.
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
Wandavision was the awakening I had about this Mystery Box Syndrome. All the guesses were better than what we got and that killed the show's watchability forever for me. It will do the exact same for The Acolyte for many.
@stevek28
@stevek28 Месяц назад
Your video is one of the best I've see in regards to this show. 37 minutes is a long time but your made it enjoyable. Good work.
@hithere_1967
@hithere_1967 Месяц назад
When May comes to kill Torben, he’s become so immensely powerful that even though she attacks him with all she got, he doesn’t even bother to move a finger to deal with her….but then, she comes back with the poison and he’s “ok…I’m gonna kill myself.” WHAAAAAAAAAT? If he felt immensely guilty for he had done back at the Lesbian Cave, why didn’t he simply let her kill him?
@PersonallyPerhaps
@PersonallyPerhaps Месяц назад
Gusse he wanted to end it himself
@dbapto6994
@dbapto6994 Месяц назад
He didn't wanna get the shit kicked outta him
@alannothnagle
@alannothnagle Месяц назад
One detail that annoys me here is that this is supposed to be an alien planet, and yet the episode was obviously filmed on location in Scotland or some similar environment, in a managed forest with planted fir trees that are all the same size, where all the fallen timber has been conscientiously removed over the years to prevent fires. There is also short green grass, that has been either mown or eaten by sheep. If the planet is uninhabited, it must surely be covered by an impenetrable jungles, and yet this is clearly an environment shaped by humans for centuries. There's nothing alien about this landscape at all. Whatever the showrunners spent the $180 million on, it certainly wasn't backgrounds!
@jaemotoo
@jaemotoo Месяц назад
Nice logical breakdown. Didnt think about that until now. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far
@rdreamspeakerisi3266
@rdreamspeakerisi3266 Месяц назад
Love how she said I wanted my padawan to figure out why we are here by himself when the only way was for this is for one of the 3 who knew why to tell him.
@OsloTime
@OsloTime Месяц назад
Yeah, how the hell is he supposed to figure it out? Lmao
@DefaultProphet
@DefaultProphet Месяц назад
"Why didn't they just tell us the mystery from the beginning"
@atillathehungry3145
@atillathehungry3145 Месяц назад
Real life fake wizard in space. +2 for style points
@jim-bob3093
@jim-bob3093 Месяц назад
I choose to believe this entire eps is the Star Wars version of SVU, in which a cult witch bad touches a padawan as he cry in fear, and the masters rightfully try to arrest the predators and are forced to kill them when they attack.
@Matuatay
@Matuatay Месяц назад
Don't be embarrassed. Remember, if you don't like every single thing about The Acolyte, you were "nOt A tRuE sTaR wArS fAn!!!" in the first place. 😂
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
Good point...
@EdgarAllanGo
@EdgarAllanGo Месяц назад
The entire episode was sooo bad. Sol stabbing her because she turned to dust is wild. Didn’t even try using the force to prevent it. How are these the dumbest/weakest Jedi ever created? The “run” and “fight me” were terrible acting. The writers should be fired and never allowed around Star Wars again. The little girls are terrible actors. It’s all just so bad. So bad
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
Horney Toad Headed Mama saying "I'll die before they are allowed to take my children" isn't just a challenge to the Jedi - it's a CHALLENGE TO Mama Swirly Brow that goes COMPLETELY UNCHALLENGED. The entire relationship there has been on the rocks as we've witnessed since ALL of their initial conversations when it was showcased as "bad Mama/good Mama" and again - THIS IS WHAT YOU GET when the relationships are f*cked in a household - even one that's atop a stony abandoned mountaintop lesbian space witch coven mining facility fortress that features a a facility-wide electrical system with clearly no circuit breakers. #SadButTrue
@OsloTime
@OsloTime Месяц назад
*nods* YES!! This is an excellent point that I haven't seen anyone else mention actually. You're spot on! 👏
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
...and remember, WE are supposed to remember that the girl that Sol is trying to rescue at Mama Swirly Brow's Smoke Demonfart moment is someone that HE thinks is OSHA, which makes him instantly more prone to attack/defend her - and you can see the Demonfart musk making her disapate too.
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
Mama Swirly Brow is a "powerhouse" sure - but what she DIDN'T have apparently was a breastplate made of Cortosis. Dear Galactic Amazon Delivery...
@chinaeyes22
@chinaeyes22 Месяц назад
4:55 Carrie Anne Moss! MOSS!!!! I get it! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! MOSS!!! 😄😄😄
@jacksquatt6082
@jacksquatt6082 Месяц назад
Good news! There is a cure for "being embarrassed of being a Star Wars fan." Just don't.
@rayname908
@rayname908 Месяц назад
A lot of Disney Star Wars have heroic suicides rogue one, last jedi, rise of Palpatine the worst move of the first movie was the last minute suicide of Obi-wan & Disney runs with it
@GD-os8mz
@GD-os8mz Месяц назад
Great job giving a fair and honest insight while finding fresh and original perspectives. 🙏. Happy to find your channel.
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
Hey! Thanks for the feedback!
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
Mae only wanted to burn the book. The rest is all accidental, including unfortunately setting the Master Electrical Control Panel of the stony abandoned mountaintop lesbian space witch coven mining facility fortress.
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
Torbin's Unaliving Potentialities: 1.) Can't deal with being blinded/partially blinded from the Kalnacca-induced event 2.) Guilt from being given _____________ to become a Jedi Master far too swiftly after returning from his Brendok-shitfest - that Indara fostered to help shut him up. 3.) Something that happened 10 years ago, that we've not yet seen, that happened 6 years after the Brendok-shitfest. Mae was able to use her acquired Force/Thread powers acquired from - Darth Joker/QMan, and so she layers the guilt on hard, and thick and in liquid form. I hate that I'm coming up with things like this but they've all got a true-blue-real-life thread that (as you put it) someone near me/around me has had happen to them that was the cause of them ot being here any more.
@fenrir6002
@fenrir6002 Месяц назад
4.) Dark-side mind "grape" causes permanent brain damage/trauma, his master did nothing about helping him (as see, or I guess not seen in this show) and he has been in a meditative state to try and self-repair. Mai showing up triggers the ptsd and he falls to the taint of the dark and unalives himself.
@moiragreyland
@moiragreyland Месяц назад
Yannow,they coulda gone seeking VIRGINS, and created some life after a nice wedding! Yannow, the ordinary way???
@keithwilson4859
@keithwilson4859 Месяц назад
Thing is, this garbage only affects Star Wars IF you accept it AS Star Wars. I don't.
@Toybox.time.machine
@Toybox.time.machine Месяц назад
Qui- Gon Jinn talks about a “vergence” in the force to the council in Episode 1. Either way the story behind why the Jedi have been there for weeks and haven’t found anything is incredibly idiotic.
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
I just posted a pinned comment about that. I knew of "Force Nexus'" but never made the connection while filming the review.
@sagethegreat4680
@sagethegreat4680 Месяц назад
I compare to rings of power because they are exactly the same . Predictable mystery boxes , both have no sense of time progression, terrible fight choreography, terrible acting, and both cost alot and you get very little.
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
Again, side-stepping the Destruction Crew, the reason they've collecting straw/samples of the life that had been created - and metal-detecting might be tethered to them collecting samples across a series of months on the planet. If it was STAR TREK, there'd be a Science Survey Team that would be sent to do this and I'm CERTAIN that some of the people in white outfits we've seen in STAR WARS are far-better "suited" for doing this series of tasks. It's just stupid that they can't simply detect the life forms, and then track them to see where they go and focus their efforts THERE and even ask questions, rather than just "seek out new life and new crops..." :)
@mannshambles7006
@mannshambles7006 Месяц назад
Dang. Now I'm gonna miss this horrible show. A. It is so bad it's hilarious B. So many critical YT vids have been brilliant, insightful and entertaining.
@yurikendal4868
@yurikendal4868 Месяц назад
The jedi made a mistake but they didnt deserve to be attacked or shot at
@jvask33zie
@jvask33zie Месяц назад
Imagine if the two master Jedi was Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan.
@TheNuclearGeek
@TheNuclearGeek Месяц назад
So, is it canon now that Shmi got a bad "Midi-chlorian" infection while ovulating and THAT "vergence" created Anakin? Because based on what they were doing, "life" is created through a concentration of the Force (the vergence) which is observed in the world as a high concentration of Midi-chlorians. Are Midi-chlorians the single-celled life forms that evolve into the rest of the life in the universe then?
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
As much as I wanna' hop on the whole destruction train with the vergence - if they're going to tie the "vergence" on the LOCATION, then there are OTHER VERGENCES - like the Cave on Degoba, etc. That might be the way they can step around it.
@bvang0520
@bvang0520 Месяц назад
The reason why mother aniseya is so strong in the force is because the actress plays a strong female leader. Palpatine and Pleigus used sith sorcery to manipulate life. She just has to get her coven to speak it into life.
@wolfmauler
@wolfmauler Месяц назад
🤔
@wolfmauler
@wolfmauler Месяц назад
Do you realise, what you wrote here??
@Dennis0824
@Dennis0824 Месяц назад
Disney spent $179 million on the Radio Shack metal detector and $1 million on set.
@ericnhero1007
@ericnhero1007 Месяц назад
the power of maaaaaaaannnnnnnyyyy...........master trinity: DODGE THIS!!!!
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
Soi's "fake out" with the name is far more destructive than you think. I THINK that, was the writers providing the audience with "now a clear reason why Sol couldn't instantly discern Mae from Osha IN THE FUTURE. YES, yes, I know it's impossible but - it's either something like that or a series blooper that was left in, right? While I'll lay all kinds of other blame on Sol's actor's lack of clearly understanding English - it seems to make the (worst) most sense.
@m.b.boyack2228
@m.b.boyack2228 Месяц назад
Only when the Jedi are written contrary and antithetical to their established characteristics and ethics can moral ambiguity be introduced. The writers don't appreciate even the most basic concepts surrounding the issues and ideas they are writing about. When a mature person chooses a serious vocational path to follow, as both an occupation and future way of life, they are usually aware and resigned to the fact that they may no longer have a permanent home base per se and can be transferred to various new and/or repeat locations at a moments notice, for an undetermined amount time, because as someone who's life is now about service to others, you understand it's not all about you.
@adamaccountname
@adamaccountname Месяц назад
Because they wanted an anti colonialism show and it would raise some dark questions about progressivism as an ideology if they had to self reflect that any time someone said "let's take the children to save them" it was a progressive ideal driving it
@Christobanistan
@Christobanistan Месяц назад
But they didn't even do that, for the most part. The Jedi didn't do anything wrong in that situation. Nothing. Anything they did wrong was AFTER that situation, not telling the Jedi Counsel, for reasons that aren't even revealed.
@ashleybanks-wm4cg
@ashleybanks-wm4cg Месяц назад
​@@Christobanistanreally? The Jedi did EVERYTHING wrong the fact that they were even intruding and breaking into her witches home was wrong If you don't think the Jedi were wrong you have no morals Sol developed an attachment to a gurl he was creepily stalking for no other reason than selfish reasons That's why Indara had to check him like Hold you're crossing the line when he says "i believe she's destined to be my Padawan" He's ordered to stop Torbin by Indara and as soon as he catches up to her he says "we have to get the twins" and they both agree directly disobeying Indara orders Why do the Jedi feel the need to kidnap these two girls they know nothing about The Jedi acting like Colonial missionaries and imposing their "mission" on a culture they know nothing about just like the church did in the 1600s Sol kills a mother with no motive rhyme or reason but we know the reason he wanted any reason to kill her straight selfish and evil Torbin acting completely emotional and taking off to the witches palace for what? Indara using a Jedi Mind Trick to get the witches to comply with testing Indara committed Genocide and then tells the council a literal CHILD did it The only ones who weren't in the wrong by any means are the witches anyone who tries to defend or justify the Jedi actions in this episode has questionable morals and probably does wrong in their personal life You can't justify them even Intruding and breaking and entering why did the Jedi feel the need to protect children that were clearly being well taken care of ? Because their way is the only right way? We see that in religion too often and how bad it ends up I see peope saying because they were forcing a child to do something she doesn't well so do the Jedi and so have every single one of our parents forced us to do things we dont want to do Kelnecca is the only Jedi absolved of any responsibility and the only that did nothing wrong These poor witches were massacred and their children kidnapped by the Jedi and then Sol brainwashed that Little gurl when she wakes up to believe her twin sister is evil just because he's DESPERATE for a Padawan Scary how all these comments are trying to defend the Jedi I would argue the Jedi have been the bad guys in every movie but that's an entirely different convo
@Christobanistan
@Christobanistan Месяц назад
@@ashleybanks-wm4cg Granted, the Squid Games dude shouldn't have intruded, but that's literally the only thing he did wrong. Everything else was a response to the Dark Side behavior of the witches. But even that was NOT how Jedi behave. That's the crux of this whole series, besides the horrible writing: that the Jedi characters acted absolutely nothing like Jedi. Everyone's motivations were so nonsensical that the overall point just wasn't real.
@bountyhunter779
@bountyhunter779 Месяц назад
The Acolyte is the best Star Wars parody after Spaceballs, and we almost see those in episode 6!
@wotaj
@wotaj Месяц назад
Headland has admitted she buffaloed her way into getting this job. She has dirt on somebody to get nearly $200 Million to make this incoherent blatherskite.
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 Месяц назад
The Acolyte... Is written for 13 year old girls.
@yurikendal4868
@yurikendal4868 Месяц назад
Thats an insult to 13 year old girls
@Lazlowzky
@Lazlowzky Месяц назад
I really can't believe that there is a series episode in which not a single minute makes sense. Not a single one!
@FlagrareUnbound
@FlagrareUnbound Месяц назад
The one critique is a jedi totally would have climbed the mountain without a second thought. It is stupid but I've never heard anyone accuse the jedi of only making smart moves. I mean sometimes they're so detached that they just let themselves die, for what I see as either being some giga brain force influenced chess move to allows them to win later (which is stupid) or just giving up letting the next guy try. Unfortunately, I have one scenario that I think would explain the mist bull. Most powerful force users are specialized. Anikin was strong wielding the force, Mace was the best duelist, some can read minds or are especially sensitive to others' emotions like Yoda. What if besides the life making power, her only ability is strictly mental, and they all saw her turn to mist as a mental concealer so they couldn't follow her or the daughter while she tries to help them. But couldn't react in time or just didn't think that the jedi would actually strike first. which he technically did.
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
I guess I don't disagree. But there are still so many questions that come up. Like: How long did that take? And how did they do it so fast? Wouldn't that have taken hours? This is a door way into a conversation I hadn't intended. In my brain, I just wanted to get through the stupid Mountain-Climbing as fast as possible lol.
@fionarras4736
@fionarras4736 Месяц назад
Just like Sol has a cooldown timer on his force powers, it seems that in the mind of the writers the World of Star Wars is like an MMO and Aniseya did not skill into the defense tree like a good ol' glass cannon.
@richietwinz6824
@richietwinz6824 Месяц назад
The best thing about this show is watching You Tubers like yourself rip this PoS to shreds afterwards! Well done, I haven't laughed so much for ages!
@jean-sebastienbisson7915
@jean-sebastienbisson7915 Месяц назад
I have absolutely no respect for this show and everyone involved in it. It actively seeks to destroy everything George Lucas built.
@daruekeller
@daruekeller Месяц назад
"It's a comedy of errors tonight on Star Was when a Jedi scout team bungles an investigation into the Force. You'll be asking who's who in this topsy turvey switcharoo in the stars." 7/8 episodes in and we already have a clip show. I stand by my prediction that this is ALL a dream after the initial meeting with the jedi, it's ALL in their heads, and next ep they wake up the girls are still kids, everyone's alive the girls stay and the jedi negotiating peace with the witches to investigate the Force on the planet. Qimer is just momma teaching her babies to watch out for bad boys. It all coming down to "it was all a dream" is the only way the writers can capstone their contempt for the audience.
@timbothejedi4146
@timbothejedi4146 Месяц назад
Epic comment! Followed by a great take on this shit show that I can't see ending in 1 episode lol.
@adamaccountname
@adamaccountname Месяц назад
@@daruekeller maybe they'll get Patrick Duffy in to be a sith lord who'll wake up to tell us about his dream
@daruekeller
@daruekeller Месяц назад
@@adamaccountname "Staring Patrick Duffy as Torbin"
@Quazi-moto
@Quazi-moto Месяц назад
Neil Breen is thanking The Acolyte for taking his place at the bottom of the list of most turriblest projects ever committed to film.
@wrayday7149
@wrayday7149 Месяц назад
This space mining company must be designed by the guy who would later go on to build the Death Star because who knew that setting stone on fire would blow the entire place up. Jokes aside. Torbin wants to go home. The Jedi Council tells them to pack it up and return home immediately. Torbin then jumps on a speeder bike to go get the girls so they can go home. (BTW, thanks to shit writing it's a 5min trip from one side of the galaxy to the other.... Torbin and friends could have gone home for the night and been back in the morning no problem.... so his I wanna go home arc is rather moot.) The ONLY way this makes sense is if there was a reshoot/ADR change. Torbin is reacting to the old script and the Council saying they couldn't leave without the children. They had to leave this crap in to set up the hint that Torbin feels responsible for events leading up to all the Space Witches deaths...... which had he just waited an extra 30min.... Mae would have killed them all anyway with the burning rocks. This story is so poorly written that not only characters have to bend to it's will but time and space as well.
@Outrider74
@Outrider74 Месяц назад
Rokur Gepta from the Lando Calrissian adventures (Expanded Universe) could get into people's minds as well. Also, @17:00-the idea of the "mind rape" is interesting, considering the showrunner was once an assistant to one of the sleaziest people in recent Hollywood history (Weinstein)
@PersonallyPerhaps
@PersonallyPerhaps Месяц назад
They do said write what you know and she definitely knew about that.
@seanledden4397
@seanledden4397 Месяц назад
If you are embarrassed to be a Star Wars fan, then Kennedy, Johnson, and Headland have succeeded! (Looking on the Bright Side!) 😊
@itsmytoast666
@itsmytoast666 Месяц назад
Yo, this show could've/should've been a Marvel show. It'd make more sense using nü-age Marvel politic-charax. Also, THE WORD IS "CONVERGENCE".
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
Thanks!
@itsmytoast666
@itsmytoast666 Месяц назад
@@RealLifeFakeWizard I meant more that they should've gone with "convergence", not yelling it at you. Your videos rule, tho, dude.
@Geekzilla84
@Geekzilla84 Месяц назад
I don't think that the twins birth takes anything away from Anakin. The twins were born WITH the force, Anakin was born BY the force. The difference is that the force itself made the decision to create Anakin, the witches USED the force to create the twins. And just in case people get the wrong idea, I absolutely cannot stand The Acolyte. Boring, poor acting, no substance or story, and the ridiculous is off the scales. A lightsaber whip? Get fucking real.
@user-jr4mw9wi1c
@user-jr4mw9wi1c Месяц назад
that is semantics, while yes it is 2 different ways to the same end, there were other dark side users actively trying for this outcome and that was why the force did make anakin, but the point is they failed in the end, so again giving an unrivaled power to this random group of thread users the the strongest of the sith could not even hold a candle to
@timbothejedi4146
@timbothejedi4146 Месяц назад
​@@user-jr4mw9wi1cthey had to be the most Stunning and Brave! They also had to be the exact point which the Jedi order began its end. Not all factors leading up to RotS... What kind of arrogant narcissist changes the name of the force in Star wars ffs. It's not like they didn't know about the Jedi and the "force" No, THEY knew better. This show is a joke.
@user-jr4mw9wi1c
@user-jr4mw9wi1c Месяц назад
@@timbothejedi4146 while I agree the show is, they are not the first group to call the force something else, but yes in this case she knew it was the force they are using she just wanted to be edge ladies
@fernandonaranjo9119
@fernandonaranjo9119 Месяц назад
May miss quotes the mother when she says we have to be sacrificed the mother says we must sacrifice not to sacrifice girls go back to the third episode when the mother is explaining the Ascension to the girls it's just a child making a mistake add misquoting
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 Месяц назад
The Acolyte... A 2bit CW show on a failing streaming service that no one is watching.
@andreascj73
@andreascj73 Месяц назад
The Jedi is an organization of authority ... and nothing stinks for Hollywood as authority. The way of writing for many series og movies right now seems like the game where you fold a paper and each kid gets to draw something on their folded part, and the next the draws from whatever lines are transfered from the previous fold. Folded surprise and it is funny as kid, men det drawings are usually nonsense and crazy.
@sagethegreat4680
@sagethegreat4680 Месяц назад
This really seems to me that osha and mae being 2 halves of the same being . They are going to do the super saiyan fusion dance and become osha mae and be super powerful leading to a cliffhanger for season 2
@KaizikuM
@KaizikuM Месяц назад
NGL, I hear everything you're saying, and I agree, but I subbed and liked when I heard the 3 Houses Gareg Mach in the background. Truly, a man of the utmost culture.
@TheSinexCN
@TheSinexCN Месяц назад
You've got a great channel going, here, brochacho! Keep it up & you're definitely going to be successful.
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
That's really nice of you dude. Thank you!
@chris424cm
@chris424cm Месяц назад
Its funny you thought sol said virgins because when i had a video on cc, that's what it said.
@markwalker4485
@markwalker4485 Месяц назад
Hint I didn’t shoot you only because my Stirlling smg is broken or my Mauser Broom handle is gone. Look what was done in the day. Plastic model car parts for fighter space ships. Lea waking up in a gown is better than this new crap. And come on Lea asking “ aren’t you short for a storm trooper” wins anything said in this world.
@ajmgdaj
@ajmgdaj Месяц назад
really hope this is basically a mind power. So her going cloud is an illusion. But .... sigh ....
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 Месяц назад
There are 2 Star Wars. Real Star Wars and Dismal Disney Star Wars
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork Месяц назад
1.) You're right - the show IS shit. Unfortunately, telling an 8-year-old who is only initially being armed with SUPERPOWERS and an impending sense of familial doom will cause DIRE things to happen - like saying the words "I'll KILL YOU." I hate that I'm sending real-world-inspired experiences into this but - a back-to-the-wall spoiled 8-year-old is pretty f*cked up.
@benmcreynolds8581
@benmcreynolds8581 Месяц назад
These people have proven they're only capable of writing stories from the perspective of a narcissist. They self insert their own beliefs into anything they do. Even if they get the chance to work from a pre-existing beloved story, they cannot help themselves. They seem incapable of putting their personal bias aside so they could try to convey an artistic story that's outside of themselves. They have proven time and time again that they are not capable of doing anything even remotely close to good storytelling.. (which is weird because that should be one of the most important attributes that a director or a developer or an actor has in order to be successful at their job....?) How is there no one that will fire these people who openly hate the fans, who openly don't like the source material and have admitted they haven't looked into the source material. They openly express hate towards the consumers who are the one's who have made their success possible in the first place.. This show comes off so cheap & tacky.. It's not just the terrible writing & terrible acting. It's horrible set design, horrible world building, horrible camera work. It all makes this show feel so small. Like it's filmed in a single green screen room.. Grasping at awful CGI techniques to try and force any bit of a false reality into this mess of a show. It's so far from Legitimate Star wars movies that it feels as if this whole thing is a big parody.. A very expensive parody..
@sagethegreat4680
@sagethegreat4680 Месяц назад
Omg i have been saying that since episode 7 you need 1 person to write all so it is a coherent and cohesive story .
@recapnerd2657
@recapnerd2657 Месяц назад
5:41 And you have every right not to, because I heard that the High Republic books are even worse than the Acolyte!💀
@user-kw6rh8xq2f
@user-kw6rh8xq2f Месяц назад
No your right its cannon destroying it kills anakin and his entire story
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
It's becoming very hard to overlook.
@Peiguypad
@Peiguypad Месяц назад
How did the Jedi know Mae started the fire?
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 Месяц назад
I concur with you. Assuming room temperature is important.
@billperkins570
@billperkins570 Месяц назад
I don't have Disney+ so hearing about this, these reviews, are the only way I'll ever know anything about Acolyte. But I will say I pretty much wrote off Star Wars with the first of the sequel movies. I liked Rey in the first one then realized it was really just New Hope done over. What happened between the end of the third movie and the start of the New Order? No explanation at all! If the people are dumb enough to allow yet another "empire" to develop in less than twenty years then why should I care about their world/universe? About a week after seeing that movie , it all settled, and I gave up on the Star Wars world. I did catch the last two sequels on TNT... made no sense at all. Palpatine was supposed to have died, if he did not then everything in the first three movies was in vain at best, a hoax at worst. Both the final two of the sequels were nonsense to me. I was never a fan at the level I am seeing in these reviews, loved the first three movies, liked the next three, didn't like the last three (spawn of Disney?). Since the TV shows are all Disney+ only I never was exposed to them - seems I may not have missed anything at all, right?
@AngryPug76
@AngryPug76 Месяц назад
13:08 I’m with you. If a good writer had written the whole,e series from the witches POV with these two mothers as the main characters it could have been great. With rewritten chants of course.
@shrIMPERIAL_Critic
@shrIMPERIAL_Critic Месяц назад
I used to have the word "Jedi" in my userNames, time to change that...
@itsmytoast666
@itsmytoast666 Месяц назад
Bro, after all the videos I've seen on this show, it took watching your video to realize this: The Hackolyte should've been in the future, set after The Sequel Trilogy; if this absolutely had to be made - and it did, b/c Lesliar Headlump has dirt on too many people from her days at Miramax, so this had to be made - this happens in the distant future. 86 Ki Adi Mundi; focus on a small pocket of Jedi who hid, somewhere in the galaxy, choosing not to fight, or some bullshit; that small pocket of Jedi emerge to bring balance; this show focuses on their descendants. Now, what's been done is offer Disney-Lucasfilm a vast open space to tell whatever stories needed to go from Rey Palpsmeartine to The Hackolyte; much like how they are exploring "the time before time", rewriting Skywalkers, they would be able to fill in the gaps of their own nonsensical messterpieces, via movies, and such. But, hey! That's just a theory- An extremely expensive creative theory, should anyone at Disney-Lucasfilm be reading this, and then running with it. Also: YO, totally enjoy your enjoy your videos. So happy RU-vid recommended.
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
Thanks for the feedback! Happy RU-vid recommended me!
@calvinmartin3849
@calvinmartin3849 Месяц назад
Disclosure I can’t stand the acolyte and have not watched the actual episodes since episode 3 but I get my info from wonderful RU-vidrs like this wizard. That said I have read the high republic books and they are actually interesting. That hyperspace disaster line was so disrespectful to the fans of those books. Basically the hyperspace lanes were still being explored and researched and a group of pirates were able to interfere with them. Said pirates found a way to have 2 massive ships collide within hyperspace causing massive chunks of debris to pop out of hyperspace all over the galaxy(the great hyperspace disaster), some of which smashed into planets and cities. The Jedi were the ones to help stop and predict where and when pieces would fly out of hyperspace. The books have zero interactions with sith and mainly show how the Jedi travel the galaxy and helped individual planets with pests such as pirates. Verns master is one of the main Jedi in the books and he’s an absolute G and Vern in the show does his memory so dirty. Not saying read them but they have genuinely good writing that doesn’t interfere with any of the 6 main movies. Much love y’all 🤙🏻
@timbothejedi4146
@timbothejedi4146 Месяц назад
They lost me when they introduced a rock as a character. I took it as a joke to something I loved so never read them.
@hatuletoh
@hatuletoh Месяц назад
I quit being a star wars fan--well, a "current fan," so to speak; I'll always love the original trilogy, the real star wars. Anyway, I quit being a fan before trying to justify it to myself became *too* embarrassing, which was right after the low-speed Vespa chase in TBoBF. When I saw that stupid mayor's assistant guy in the Dave Filoni star wars version or a 1960s convertible verrryyy slllooooowwwlllyyyy bump into a fruit cart to end the least dynamic chase sequence I'd ever seen in any show, and then get surrounded by the cleanest, most fashionable scooter gang on Tattooine, I said to myself, "nope. That's it. I'm done. I'll always have real star wars, I don't need to watch this shit." I closed the window I was watching without even finishing the episode, and I haven't watched any disney star wars since. But I still love the horrified, incredulous reviews for the new shows, which apparently continue to get worse and worse (save for "Andor), judging by the ever-increasing horror and incredulity of the reviewers.
@Lilx10do
@Lilx10do Месяц назад
33:37 lmfao didn’t know that voice over was going to make the show better
@jonmercer-ekep2270
@jonmercer-ekep2270 Месяц назад
28:26 she dark side misty-steps… that’s a thing… Right?😢
@jansenallensigaton6328
@jansenallensigaton6328 Месяц назад
I actually enjoyed this series. I can compare this to revenge of the sith where it got a lot of hate before people appreciate it. Nice review!
@vancodusan9554
@vancodusan9554 Месяц назад
Why are you emberassed? Cherish the memory of Star Wars, and cotinue to be a fan, and reject the Disney fanfiction which has nothing to do with star wars. Simple as that.
@ash23neuro
@ash23neuro Месяц назад
Every time I watch a video about the Acolyte so called "plot" a certain song plays in my head: (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.)
@CDBookManGaming
@CDBookManGaming Месяц назад
None of what Disney has done is Star Wars, so you're good.
@noob32153
@noob32153 Месяц назад
They already killed the ending in a interview cause she said Osha or Mae who ever was good first is gonna turn bad and be the acolyte omg so amazing lmao such a stunner this show fail and I hope they can see that
@sweetchristmas101
@sweetchristmas101 Месяц назад
I took that revelation to also mean the bad twin will be teaming up with Sol (my guess is they'll both become fugitives from the Jedi) so the switch runs parallel for both sisters.
@noob32153
@noob32153 Месяц назад
Came back to this comment just to laugh
@scotthallgv
@scotthallgv Месяц назад
If you die in Kelnacca, you die in the real world. Its like the fucking matrix but the matrix is a wookie and trinity disconnected the witches so they died LOL!
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
I mean, that's as good a guess as any!
@gethk.gelior4214
@gethk.gelior4214 Месяц назад
I throughoughtly enjoyed the roasting spawned by the Acolyte and the damage it's done to Disney as a company. In that sense…I guess I do like it after all. Of course, it's likely I can say that only because I've only watched reviews lmao
@ashelife6777
@ashelife6777 Месяц назад
Awesome video I laughed out loud several times and your commentary is epic far more entertaining than the acolyte
@sagethegreat4680
@sagethegreat4680 Месяц назад
Go for papa Palpatine
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
@@sagethegreat4680 what the hell is an aluminum falcon?
@opin74creative
@opin74creative Месяц назад
Haha I see what I did there! Jar jar abrams overused mystery box story telling and even left viewers hanging at the end.
@BaneofGods
@BaneofGods Месяц назад
the jedi were completely justified in their actions, even if the show made them complete imbeciles. Torbin ending himself is even worse than it seems since the show is portraying it being a 'good' thing for him to end himself after he was victimized by the evil space witch, that he was evil for surviving it and not dying before probably the most hysterical thing about sol killing the evil witch is that he is completely justified since it was *exactly* what he thought it was-it was a combined kill/self end attempt, as confirmed by headland herself, and the evil witch just lied to him about being 'willing to let osha go' afterwards to gaslight him. Maybe he should have let her end herself and the evil daughter mae, though really in the end both mae and osha are both evil, so I suppose one of the evil daughters would have survived either way.
@dbapto6994
@dbapto6994 Месяц назад
Fans Everywhere Agree: The Acolyte is a Great Star wars adventure ❤
@AdiTayer-uf1jo
@AdiTayer-uf1jo Месяц назад
Beautiful commentary loved all the points you you're making!
@RealLifeFakeWizard
@RealLifeFakeWizard Месяц назад
Thank you kindly!
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