Star Wars Shill Simps Over "The Acolyte" | EFAP Highlight 

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slice and dice brother

@@johnchenthebest4495😂

@@johnchenthebest4495you didn’t watch it, shame

@@johnchenthebest4495 It's not harassment to react to a video, dude. That's an insanely childish take.

Does hard just mean edgy? Or does it mean something else? I genuinely have no idea what it’s suppose to mean at this point.

@@Agent789_0means it made him hard I guess

@@Agent789_0 In Gen Z slang it means it's a "banger", "fire" or "bussin fr" which are new words for "cool" and "nice". Read some comments from NBA videos or Sneakers, you'll understand it maybe.

It has blood you goon. Yeah people were really talking about that poster. "This is the prequel to Star Wars. The kid from jingle all the way is playing Darth Vader. And it takes place in Mexico."

I mean, yeah, the Acolyte poster looks pretty badass, but it also doesn't tell you jack shit about what you're in store for. The "young Anakin with the Vader shadow" poster not only goes hard, it also has meaning behind it.

The Ewok walks along the forest clearing, before hearing a strange rustling, and turning to see a Shiba Inu in sunglasses. Rags- "Hey baby, I hear you like playing with sticks and stones. Noticed ya got a lot of skulls around your neck, I got a bone I'd like to add." The Ewok stands, listening, not really sure how to react to the odd dog. Rags leans in closer to the Ewok, placing his snoot next to its ear, before whispering, "I want to screw you harder than bad writing screwed Luke. And when I'm done, you're gonna be so tired you'll become one with the force". (Insert love scene involving Rags, the Ewok, a wooden spear, 2 squeaky toys, and one force choke.)

Well, that is his "obvious flaw," so...

​@@SuperMegaGaylord I read this, I knew where it was going and I still read this. Someone pass the bleach...

​@@SuperMegaGaylordI'm glad your username is not a lie lol

"It would take like... 8 smurfs to give you a handjob" -Rags

Or the people who made those Grubhub ads. But at this point, that's about the same quality level that modern Pixar has anyway.

It's probably the pixar filter.

She’s also made it known that this show will be filled with her queer ideologies. You know what I want my kid gong to a Star Wars film and learning from it? Who it is okay and not okay to go down on. When this is the worst thing to happen she along cunty Kennedy will blame men for not supporting women or everything with inclusion.

I guess “The Force is Female” until the females need to be forced, huh Kathleen?

She sounds fun at parties

"...So she's a Massive." "Yeah..."

Is it the kind of person who ships the sisters?

Freaks

I'm not sure her and I saw the same film.

It's part of his set dressing. That makes it a tax deductible business expense. (ht: The Fat Electrician)

I think tlj is the worst movie I’ve seen in my life. Not Star Wars movie. Movies period.

paper roll in case of another pandemic

​@@Mythowars I can't argue with you about the worst movie you've seen, but it's not the worst movie I've seen. (Hardcore SW fan, collected a majority of the EU books and supplements, ruined one of my top 3 favorite SW characters, three-way-tie between Luke, Mara, and Thrawn, and when I saw TLJ I thought I was gonna have a stroke, twice, while watching it.) And even despite all of that, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. That place... That... "Film"... Watching it was like finding the fucking One Ring. Do I destroy it? Do I tell people about it? Do I keep it, hoping that I'll have the only surviving copy and I can ensure it remains as lost media for all time? That fucking movie made me legitimately question my goddamn life because of how terrible it was. Not fun terrible like The Room, just... Rancid. And I'm the guy who spent like 4 years going out of his way to find the most shocking, graphic, disturbing films and movies to see how far filmmakers have gone. This, unnamed movie I shall not speak it's goddamn name like it's VOLDEMORT or some shit, that was the low bar... The Hell Bar, the fucking final Punishment at the Center of the fucking Hellraiser Puzzlebox.

My dude, seven years later there are still TLJ apologists. I don't get it either.

used car salesmen aren't that soy

That's an insult to Used Car Salesmen. He looks like a useless college dropout who wants to pitch you his new app idea.

Yeah 😂 he totally looks like a shill template.

It may be due to the Economy, but at least the used car salesman can actually get me to buy something

He looks like the kind of person who would take a sponsorship from Better Help.

Getting to peek at the peak of a volcano piques my interest.

lel

Not if they're underwater.

Book of Boba Fett!🤪

@@liamphibia I literally forgot about it. Really fitting

"Acolyte literally saved Star Wars!"

they were different though. obireva: anger. womandalorian: fun at first then dissapointment. Ahsoka: unimaginable boredom with memorable horribly bad fight sequences with Rosario moving with the speed and grace of a turtle.

I mean... Mandalorian started strong, like, before that bullshit with the lady I remember it was really widely rejoiced and respected and everyone loved it. Shame they had to inject a big load of politics into it.

One-Winged Angel, but the music video has pointing in it.

At least he stopped wearing his jacket inside.

👈👆👉👇 Peww peww pewww!!!

My finger points.

Thank you so much for the Kung Pow reference, unironically one of my favorite movies.

That is painfully true.

It's just as expressive and deep as the character herself.

@@oldoutlet6946Truly a beautiful piece of merchandise. Capturing the essence of the character perfectly.

@@oldoutlet6946 One of the most backhanded compliments I've ever read.

It's like an arcane artifact a witch's idol

God I hate Rose. The part I remember the most from The Last Jedi. "Oh my God. Is Finn going to sacrifice himself to save the day? Is his character going to get to pull the ultimate chad move, is this the best part of the movie? Is this the part that I actually like? Is Finn my favorite character in this movie? Are they finally giving him something monumentous and heroic to do? Yes! Yes! Blaze of glory baby, all the-... WTF WAS THAT? Rose?! F@ckin Rose, are you f@cking kidding me?! No! No! You stupid b!tch! He was gonna have a win and you stole it fro- OH DON'T KISS HIM! Consent woman! Now is not the time, you just ruined the one plan to save all of you! All of you are going to die Rose, all because you were horny for John Boyega! We're all horny for John Boyega but we don't crash ships into him and end rebel movements against evil empires because we want a little smooch you absolute dunce!"

"It was RED BRO! It was RED and it did spins, and all the Jedis were like "Oh no you didn't" and they all went SHWOOM, and it was REEEED! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! I clapped, I clapped when I saw it!"

My point of contention... is he doesn't have a big beard.

​@@Synthetic94 But he does have neckbeard, which is arguably worse.

He's more meme than man now.

@@RM_VFX”He was meant to bring peace the galaxy, not leave it in soy!” - obi wan falcon

​@@RM_VFX I don't think he has enough neck for it to count as a neckbeard.

"Why do you keep her in the jar?" "It seals in the... Freshness."

I hate that I know that reference.

It's inside him right now. You know it to be true. No, no!!!!

The Force penetrates and binds us after all.

Misread it as: I have a Rey figure in jar jar in the cabinet. Dirty mind I guess.

Only internet grifters of this level could spend 60 whole minutes yapping about a 4 minute video

I don’t think you know what grifter means lol

​@webvixdarklove7551 i cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not but either way its funny

@boe.jiden6808 I'm being serious in the most loving way. I love listening to then talk about a 90 minute movie for 6 hours

@cmd31220 oh no im responding to that webvix guys comment lol

That lightsaber battle was bussin fr fr no cap fam. And like my main rizzler, Anakin got litty right after… I still don’t understand how today’s slang sounds “good” lmao

I mean, it *is* Star Wars. Even money that they’ve got some kind of material that makes it a non issue used in his robes

@@webvixdarklove7551 that just seems impractical

Oh FFS Is he a Wookie MANDINGO?! What other excuse could there be besides *TRIPOD?* SWEET WOLVERINE HEALTH PACKS, how ridiculous can they be?

@@deliverymanq7333 we’ve got laser swords and magic monks, I’m sure there’s a type of cloth out there that Wookiees can wear without any discomfort. It’s not exactly like price is an issue for the Jedi

@@webvixdarklove7551why would they even wear any cloth?

Domain Expansion: CONSUMER OF ALL PRODUCT

Is this a reference to the "All Super Smash Bros characters are Queer, I guess." By Rags?

@@hyponautical no. It's from an older episode that had shad as a guest. I'm pretty sure they were covering this guy and he said that a staff and a sword were basically the same thing cause they were sword like weapons. Then that became a popular meme for awhile.

​@@Unitedtributedont forget 👈🤓👉

@@Unitedtribute Let's be honest, this guy is the human equivalent of a toddler's plushie, he would probably be terrified if he were even in the same room as a real sword.

As a millenial i know exactly how it happened we stoked the fire of stupid and every gen has to out stupid the previous

Ever since social media and higher populations, schools have become slang factories. They always have been, the difference is that now the slang middle schoolers come up with ends up going down a viral pipeline and becoming commonly used.

Cell phones and the Department of Education happened.

Western culture pivoted towards placating certain ethnic minorities and adopting their vernacular.

ngl bro Acolyte is goated these guys be malding over nothing on god bro fr

Please no...

Yep Yoda is 900 at the time of his death. And if its 1000 years before then shouldnt there be Darth Bane in it? No matter what Disney does, theres plot all over the place....

They shoved the canon up their ass, so your concerns don't make sense because they can rewrite canon. Yoda wasn't there because he was on a bear cruise, he is gay now, deal with it.

He’s on sabbatical

Yoda hippie weed smoking days.

OT is entirety Practical, what are you talking about?

@@AlinaAniretake blaster bolts, engine glow, and lightsaber blades were added in post. Now that I’m thinking about it, there’s a surprising lack of practical effects in the OT. Every time you see a droid tank it’s a miniature. Remember that sweeping shot over the stands during the podrace? Miniature

@AlinaAniretake He means quantity of practical effects, not percentage.

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Dat Sith alchemy, man.

One of the greatest lines in Efap history 😂

in what video did he say that?

@@f3ynman44lol i want to see it as well

I was thinking the exact same thing! 🤣 Context from EFAP 95: ru-vid.comUgkxooPAFkpkRB5NKF90pa0rHTd2FpzFd76U?si=k6JE0wpeMhWPdiS_

Crazy that it was 4 years ago Az said that.

But will it be peak, though?

@@viktorvondoom5950 Peak valley.

Yo, I was thinking the same thing! Why do these shills always look the same? 😂

Soy, lots of soy.

​@@taagsLegend has it that the soy starts off subtle. Soy milk. Tofu. Bland. Plain. But there is a different level of Soy, condensed, and black, it's flavor strong and intense. This man is no tofu soy boy, this man has the soy sauce. The saltiest, bitterest, strongest sauce there is.

Devoid of a single shred of individual thought.

Cuck

The Nerd Crew + an unironic, living embodiment of RLM's Rogue One Half in The Bag opening bit. _"IT BROOKE NEW _*_GROUNNDD!!!"_* [Rich Evans laughing in the background]

Very cool.

Him and the rise of Skywalker trailer crying man could be milked for soy and you could become very rich from the large never ending quantities.

"Don't ask questions. Just consume product and get excited for next product!"

*So many Vistas.*

"The (English Socialist) Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, _1984_

"Trust the experts."

Trusting only your own eyes is also bad.

OR, he meant “don’t trust your eyes” in the context of the situation we saw him in. Teaching the kids to meditate on the force and use it for foresight

Idk man that's a bit harsh.... Funko pops have resale value and character.

@@SuperMegaGaylord dudes got a 5 dollar Rose Tico Funko Pop….

@@-SayWhatAgainMF- And it has more personality than he does

Ironic. His fingers could make other points... but not himself.

Oh! That's a good one! 😄😁

He uses hands because talking with hand motions is fun

I laughed so hard once I realized that, thanks for pointing it out.

Shillbending! XD

Clear indication this man gets all the ladies

@@Dalimagnusyou hear his porn music intro

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I for one am glad, because this "High" Republic acts for a good screen to keep Disney from bastardising Old Republic era lore.

@@mitchmitting102 fair fair but it’s gonna happen watch

@@VeroPunch I'm just hoping when it happens, it's at the point where Disney has finally died off from their obsession with THE MESSAGE and has some actually amazing writers and a great Director. Until then, I categorical refuse to be the first to mention it outside Old Republic subjects in a personal effort to make sure Disney doesn't remember it exists.

@@mitchmitting102I doubt it brother but we can hope and if not the games and books are still there and we can just watch it all continue to burn.

@@VeroPunch Lol that's what I've been doing since TLJ, last thing I watched related to Star Wars was Clone Wars Season 8, and even then I completely skipped the Ashoka part with the drug smugglers because of how stupid it was.

Official pompoms didn't arrive on time, so hands will do for now! XD

They have to be exceptional like the Maladians or Mandalorians to even think about defeating Jedi. It's even worse challenging a Sith. A heavily wounded Darth Plagueis without his lightsaber was able to destroy dozens of Maladians. A Sith Apprentice can even win out against Jedi masters.

Mandalorian pulling out flame thrower and buckshot: Parry this you filthy casual.

There was also Teras Kasi, which - if utilized properly - _does_ work? It’s a martial style unique in the SW universe that employs meditation and mastery of the self to allow for almost superhuman feats, but it takes a huge amount of discipline to master. If you’re going to fight a Jedi or a Sith in hand-to-hand combat and aren’t a cyborg, then Kung Fury’s not exactly a bad thing to bring to the table.

@@Adorni But could it be used to disarm a Jedi or Sith of their lightsaber? If not, fancy Kung Fu isn't saving you.

@@Fact-fiend_1000ASMR. Yes, actually. Teras Kasi incorporated a number of different type of attacks, including grappling. And while its practitioners didn’t have any kind of telekinetic powers like Force-Sensitives, their strength and speed were on par with Jedi Masters’ physical feats. The style - in Expanded Universe, anyway- was actually created to counter Jedi, specifically, as the original masters of the art were victims in a brutal war the Jedi were involved in. So they would definitely have had ways to disarm lighsaber users.

Yes we did.

Well yeah mate, 1 hour long video to attack a guy with 400 subs and send rabid hate to them like you see here. Just unnecessary and pure sadism.

@@jensonisntfunny Out of curiosity what part of the content of this clip would you call “rabid hate.” Provide the timestamp please.

​@@jensonisntfunny"Pure sadism", sure bro, if you say so 😂. Watch the video before commenting nonsense.

@@jensonisntfunny Riiiiight, crtiticizing the video = sending hate to the creator, sure.

In the end, the Skywalkers are all dead, the Solos are dead, and the Palpatines lived on. Star Wars, ladies and gentlemen.

@@viddykhaos2896Not the palpatines, but THE Palpatine

@@1stmorgoth289 well, if we assume Rey was possessed then yes. But she is also genetically a palpatine so I meant that the only living “important” lineage is the Palpatine bloodline. Which ruins the entire saga as a whole, and makes no sense considering the final film’s name.

@@viddykhaos2896True

​@@viddykhaos2896"It is MA'AM SKYWALKER!" --Actual subtitle

Your sanity and clarity will likely be ignored by most of the "longman bad" clowns

When you have conversations with a group of friends, do you stay on-topic 100% of the time? Do you police them when they start to move into other topics? "No, no... You can't start discussing penalties in rugby just because I mentioned yellow cards in football!"

Its hilarious how its always their main response. "How can you turn 4 minutes into an hour". I don't know maybe with like analysis and critique. How is that so confusing for people.

IT'S ACT MA'AM! *pushes over display case*

@@ViolentMessiah666 😂

Damn, doing my boy Act Man dirty with that one lol

insured they will never touch a female

No it will be banned in China because it’s gay.

"Go Asians!"

no one here cares about star wars

He also 100% has a Holdo body pillow

Talk about the easiest slam dunk ever, for any corp. adapting SW tales to screen. But nooooooo....

@@Gyrfalcon312kotor, kotor 2, imperial agent, Jedi knight, Sith inquisitor and Sith warrior from SWTOR. Six slam dunk series right there

​​@@jacksonconstantine5740No thanks, SWTOR was fucking terrible and ruined everything interesting about KOTOR 1 and 2. I'll always find it hilarious when fans recommend some awful shit from the EU and put it on this pedestal of greatness just because Disney's name isn't attached to it. I mean, it ruined Revan, Malak, Kreia, the Exile, the Sith Empire, not to mention it threw everything that was being set up at the end of KOTOR 2 was out the window. I'd honestly rather have Revan be noncanon compared to all the stupid and awful shit they put him through in SWTOR. And the fact he even has a canon identity at all is so fucking lame. Revan is meant to be *your* character, that's why he was so popular to begin with.

@@nagger8216 I agree that SWTOR doesn't handle Revan well but I don't discount everything else from that game. It doesn't handle KOTOR 1 and 2 well but as a stand alone game the story is quite good. Prior to Shadow of Revan it was actually quite easy to go through the whole game without running into those issues because you'd only run into Revan and Exile if you did the entirely optional flashpoints.

GET OVER IT

@@knightatyourservice7512 cry some more. It was trash, gEt oVEr iT

my best friend since childhood is the epitome of consumer. literally flash a saber on screen and he acts like tardo. he doesn't care if the story is coherrent. Its odd that people who are long time fans are fine with this garbage

It's fun at times