ACTUALLY KINDA EPIC?! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator 

@Instagram User how desperate are you my guy

@@omar9k his name says it all.

@@omar9k ignore the bots

@Instagram User You just mad he wasn't gay for you.

9:50

U right!

indeed

Not to mention seeing what happens when he possesses a unit for the first time.

And he'll understand the game better too

yes

Same. My fiance and I come back here anytime we need a really good belly laugh.

I laughed at it cuz I didn't expect it to happen

here’s the timestamp if anyone needs it 8:58

i laughed the most at the horseman/knight noises

XD

it would make people vomit watching the trailer.

@@cryamistellimek9184 eh, I don’t know about that

So sad that the only other replies are bots. Anyways, I agree. Best voice acting ever

At least some of the voices are actually various youtubers doing random noises. Vlad the Impaler for example was voiced by Draegast I believe.

Pretty sure Baron and Blitz did some voices too

@@Todesnuss And the whellbarrow is voiced by Blitz and Baronvongames

@@Todesnuss Baronvongames voiced the Knight if I'm not wrong

yes!

Ye the first 3 campaigns and the simulation one are very worth playing The faction specific campaigns get boring Playing some community campaigns could be cool too Playing a match of h.o.r.s.e against someone would be great

Please 🙏

@truthly troll bot 2.1.🤖😛 Shut up

Oh Hi Goku

Whats up checkmark

That was the custom unit from the beginning. He's training right now.

@@Supermynci9000 Soon he will achieve Ultra Instinct with his form of training.

Heeyyy, Masako, yo dude.

the jousting pile haha

I died during that 🤣

Sounded like a bunch of turkey birds

@@guacamole8683 🤣sounds about right

I don't know how you put their whiny throat noises into text, but you sure did it.

I mean if they really want it so bad then might as well give them some trees right in the face

We fight the tree chopper with the trees

The rumbling lol

Into his back, surely the upper area

@@malekhekal4238 Of course of course

the pumpkin thing is best hands down

@@zinkiyz_narabe7851 Best at being the worst

@@Killerbee4712 best at being the best

@@db5094 the worst at being the worst

@@bop6980 that I's still bad but not the worst thing at worst

@FandomKween13❎ Whats wrong with this game my dude?

Yes! MORE!

i think the word would be projectiles but yea same concept different delivery

yes

Yes!

Yeah I could honestly expect the Hub to become something else like sports based or maybe a clothing line idk oh wait wrong comment section

now ur owo bruh

Oh great, you’re back

That’s pretty scary

One cupid can technically take on a massive group of ice giants if played by someone with an IQ above room temperature and a lot of patience

@Aaron Yu Manually controlling any is fun, but the ranged units are GOATED

@@JohnSmith-mk5jt Cupids and bards are 2 of my favorite gimmick units. They're dumb but they work.

what

barrel armor from the blunderbuss can also do the same thing

Hay blocks bullets but not as well as the blunderwumpabuss.

SCREW YOU BULLETS, I HAVE DRY GRASS

Gwydian

me too:

Still waiting...

Still waiting....

Why? What would happen?

@@Somespideronline The cheerleaders boost the attack speed of the single unit to insane speeds. Some units even unlock special abilities by boosting them with cheerleaders.

@@Thelurpy1 nice

The old ballista with cheerleader tactic

The ol macenado technique. (mace spinner with cheerleaders if you don't know what i mean)

16:05

I mean I don't doubt that exact thing happened several times when Hannibal was leading his elephants against the Romans. Ancient warfare was just fuckin' weird sometimes.

Lol

Bruh..

Yeah it’s hard to make a good game but they made it

@@theskull9960 it's been always good.

@@DelusionalInsider yeah that’s what i’m saying but now it’s better this took a lot off time and practice it’s not so easy as it seems

@@theskull9960 ye

@@theskull9960 it takes a while, you gotta focus on graphics, bug patches, coding, inspiration and ideas, game design, story to start of the game, OST and sounds, camera angles, there are way too much things.

I honestly wouldn't be suprised if that meant "egg" in German

@@unholycrusader69 u right

How did you type his sound perfectly?

@@sanchitory i study french

😂😂😂

i agree

What made you say the things that you say

@@Len..K Madness probably.

@@Len..K I've had to do many innocent searches for images to use in thumbnails/videos, and let me tell you those innocent searches rarely yield innocent results. I've seen horrible things, but at least I'm OK with the concept of death now. *The sooner the better.*

@@Spiracle The horrors we've seen on our journey haunt us to this day

trees against orcs, but that's close enough lol

Lmao

Oh I didn’t really notice that one!

@@cutieowl347 eh true, i just wanted to make the ref pfft

Mark would make for a good Aragorn, honestly

Oh hey didn't expect you here.

@Instagram User shut up bot

Glory comes at such a heavy price...

Oh wow, Scott hello there! Love ur games

@@anguinechip It's scottworld, not Scott himself, this is just a news channel for FNAF related content. And Scott is retired, he wouldn't really be watching videos, he's just on the other side of things like family and other stuff but nowhere near game development or anything.

This is exactly what I'M SAYIN'

@@richardashendale922 Not the thing above you, the thing above the thing above you

Can we just not acknowledge the existence of the thing above me

We can

LMAO That would be freakin hilarious! Also I reported all the bots comments I hope that helps! Have a great day!

@Bruh Bruh stop the cap HHHAHHAHAHSHHAHSHA

@Bruh Bruh stfu

@Instagram User you use Instagram

Stop replying to the trolls, they just want attention just ignore them and report them

Watch a Brandon Farris 5 minute crafts video and tell me your opinion on it

That's great, but if you have depression you need to talk to someone, a friend or a therapist. Can't solely rely on markplier's cideos

@@redicated2528 it was so chaotic and completely amusing you’ve got me hooked

@@saltycrouton4666 glad to hear that

CHK-CHK

Doom eternal

Rip and tear, until it is done...

doom is like amogus to me

Doom is kinda becoming like amogus, whenever there's some action every doom fan go spam Doom OSTs in the commets. But what about John Wick and Yakuza OSTs?

And then your pc going bye bye

8:58

smashing pumpkins

would be good in epic fails vid

9:02 perfect meme content

You should see a catapult react to cupid's arrow. *It falls for physics, and it is an unrequited romance*

I know right, I would love to see a full series of this game of him messing around and playing a few campaign levels

why is this comment already liked? i just clicked the video lol wont unlike it tho i completely agree i was so worried he would stop it at one episode

I hope he keeps playing it, games gotten so much better

Ngl I woulda asked for it

@@bkinvader3287 if it was you won't have to tell anyone

Part 3?

I did ask for it, but I don't think he noticed.

I asked for this seried

YES it’s so irritating! Mark is usually better at figuring out stuff like that

@@step2fr dude hes just having fun relax

I think he knows lmao he’s just testing it out

The campaign is the best way to learn the counter and what everything does. Cause it gives you situations like "Oh hey! I can just place these things and beat this easily" (proceeds to get steamrolled cause they counter that simple tactic)

@@quinncollins4486 That’s great and all, but why call it boring after every single one? I know it’s jokingly, but it got old very fast.

None of them is designed to 1v1 themselves

There's a DLC? I haven't been doing it right.

@@The_True_Mx_Pink it can break the game even more in a good way

@@brod7173 I DEFINITELY haven't been doing it right, then.

Same XD

Reminded me of Shadow Jacker from Rick and Morty.

@@eminkilicaslan8945 lol

I lost it at that one XD

Realism

Also, they were tanking each other's shots with that barrel armor...so didn't help matters.

xD

The bots tho lol

@@Rapeado1 ikr

edited lol

@Bruh Bruh stop the cap HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

@BILLIE SAYS DUH stop the cap HHHAHHAHAHSHHAHSHA

@@bkinvader3287 bruh

@@bkinvader3287 I mean was he wrong

@@bkinvader3287 Nice

Same

Can relate.

They died to their own attacks

They died being dume like the game lol

YES

Bird

I feel you, mark always knows what to saw that makes me giggle like a school girl past my bed time. He's helped more ways then I can think of and It makes me happy that your laughing and enjoying yourself in a dark time. I wanted to make a funny comment but instead felt like having your back my good person. I hope your doing good and I hope you enjoy the little things like silly jokes. :) stay safe and keep being you love!

Time stamp for the blunkedge please

@@roadtrippin1753 13:13 i think is the blunkage

@@toiletpaper3426 the blunkage

I found it the same; funny and frustrating lol. Even your icon is a unit; you a big Tabs player?

Nothing like sending the reaper against a horde of peasants. Good times gratuitous serf death

@@cgillis3989 heh yea. Been watching and playing TABS since some of the earliest builds (Alpha, Beta, EA, etx) Big reason why Jarl is my fav too. He’s always been a powerhouse, and is amazing at demolishing armies. God I remember raging at a specific level in the early builds (Beta I think?) where there were only Jarls going down an ramp to your units. In my opinion, that was THE MOST tough level in the game. Not even the final boss, Chicken Man Man, rivalled it.

Jarl is overpowered

@@doneedanickname3522 I haven't played the Alpha or Beta; only got it in this newer version (I think it was around the time when renaissance or Pirates were out) But yeah, I love this game a lot and -dare I say- I'm pretty good at it too lol I've grown to like the Jarl but at first I didn't like the buff they gave him, personally because I just preferred the King and now the Jarl could rival him, basically ensuring a victory when rage is active