GO FOR THE CROTCH!! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator 

@Doofy > -> No, not at all.

@Doofy how bout no

@Bruh Bruh your name accurately describes how i feel about you

@Doofy fortnite is dead go away

@Doofy Go away you log

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

Me: Alexa, what's the most used word in the world? Alexa: According to Markiplier, he has used the word FLAP in every sentence. Me: *THE MYTHS ARE TRUE*

HE'S FLAPPABLE, MARK. HE IS EXTREMELY AND VERY FLAPPABLE. FLAPPING IS THE PRIMARY MEANS OF LOCOMOTION IN THIS GAME.

Yes

He has amazing theology

Basically me vs. life's hurdles

Same

i was about to type that lol

This comment literally made me laugh until my stomach hurt

mark looks like the grinch when he laughs

*Why do I keep replayed the suffering of a Unit because of the sake of comedy?*

@@mr.holodoc7406 why am I looking too far into funny things?

For me it's a repeated pattern. "Duck" *clang* (laughs)

Bonk

Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.

Ayo same pfp????!!!!!

Yeah but it's sad because I've watched so many other RU-vidr do everything with the game I'm worried I won't enjoy it

@@YoungLoud Nice I'll check it out

Your definitely not alone

He is right, mammoths went extinct due to being huge targets for projectiles.

It's speculated that humans had a lot to do with it anyway.

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

@@timbrown3666 Also, having huge hairy bodies while the globe was warming up, but the projectiles sped things up a lot

*Me using spear throwers*

same.

Agreed

Agreed 2

Agreed 3

Agreed 4

Agreed 5

Yesss

Yeh like the artemis who spam so much arrows and naginata girl (i forgot what shes called)

Yes

oh coo- wait, *d e i t i e s?*

also for him to play with some custom units either with him making his own and/or from the workshop

Indeed

So, he's useless.

@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Funny tho

@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Nah, he steals aggro. You can have the enemies chase him while you reload your catapult. Anything with reload time can benefit from "funny guitar man".

@@MammalianCreature would be terrible in war

@@lordbanetheplayer8844 no he very good to distract when u got range units with you then he perfect

I vote for another

We should send him a bunch of custom factions then he can pit them against each other

MOAR!!

yes

More indeed even…

Did they not play that before or am I mistaken?

@@CottonKerndy2000 -yep! or at least mark has played it, it's mentioned in the intro. idk if theyve ever co-oped in this [if thats even a feature]- Seems I misread the initial comment :P No clue if theyve played Battlegrounds, but Mark has played Battle Simulator in the past.

@@aafyr3 there's a 1v1 vs thing

@@aafyr3 The comment or was talking about totally accurate battlegrounds, mark is playing totally accurate battle simulator

@@aafyr3 i think he meant about the battle royal one

Mark! Play the campaign or find all the Legacy and secret units!

Dude check on the captain sauce he has whole entire series of this

Agreed

@@SomeoneNews captain sause is cring

@@TormisMrFool Says the guy named Shadow Jester Shadow Doom... Did I strike a nerve? Because it would seem you switched your name.

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

Choose Chaos!

Mark changing his opinion after 20 seconds IS chaos, so all fine. Also loving CDDA.

if you really want more tabs just watch captainsauce he has been playing it since almost the beginning has done every campaign many custom campaigns and units, all the secrets, and other stuff. He may not be the same quality as mark, but at least it's tons of tabs. to be exact 156 videos of pure tabs content starting on Jul 22, 2016, and ending on Jul 29, 2021, as of right now, but he will upload more so that date will change soon.

@@timothyt666 I actually have and still do, and I love Captainsauce, but I just think it would be fun to see Markimoo atleast see more than THREE factions, he didn't do any campaigns, nothin with the unit creator, didn't see half of the factions. At the very least It would've been cool to see him play with all the dudes for a little bit. But, alas, Mark does what Mark does, and no force in the world can change that

He’s done a series of this before and he asks if you want to see more at the end of the video, so definitely do leave a comment

yeah exactly me too

Classic mark

Well I mean the super peasant is meant to be OP and only used in sandbox

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

I am so happy about the amount of likes I got, thank you all so much!

Yeah ypu correct but units go for healers over bards.

@@spinningkarma I hate the super peasant.

@@spinningkarma Units go for whoever is closest to them, this rule doesn't apply to Healers however, Healers heal the most valuable unit. Or the one with most max health. One of the two.

The dude gets immediately recked 😂😂😂😂

Mark has all the graphics set to insanely high. You can get pretty good performance out of an older gfx card if you fiddle with the setting

yeah but the updates stopped this year because there aren't any more updates that Landfall could add

@Bruh Bruh 😒

Oh, because it is made by Landfall games!

@@mr.depthleviathan5425 is that the official reason they dont update anymore? if that's the case it's really,really stupid

@@mr.depthleviathan5425 ummm no, there is literally a hero unit planned, there are potential updates to the unit creator planned, and other potential cool post release content planned

I am the 123rd like.

Oh that makes sense kinda. Still kinda useless in the end tho lmao

@@Mystery-Wolf Well it attracts the attention of enemies, so if you dont want them to instantly destroy your catapults they're pretty good

@@SwizzleDrizzl I refuse to agree because I am a stubborn lil ugly child.

@@Mystery-Wolf We know.

The crash at 14:27 made me laugh quite a bit.

Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.

There's secrets in this game there's a lot of them on medieval one

Yes alwade

@@gamerY973 I remember jacksepticeye finding some of the hidden items.

Dont tell Mark what you want to see. He decides what u see and he decides what he plays

Help it's to funny

Everytime I think about that I just hear that one song that everyone uses for chase scenes 😂

wait what does the bard actually do tho?

@@RobloxIsCool5000 they lead enemies off the map

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

@YeaMan shuuuush

@YeaMan yeah shuuuuuuuuuuuush

@YeaMan begone!

@YeaMan I bet you liked your own comment

Never say never

@Merciless Freak true

STOP! You have violated the law. Before you disclose such sacred information, we would like to remind you about how the-

Just wait till he finds the unit creator.

@@mcdontcare9106 I doubt he will play again

Well he's stoned what did you expect?

You need more like damn it

He went rock bottom- ( sorry, cant think of a goo- nvm )

Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.

@YeaMan shut up

@@YoungLoud you want to hear a song? It goes something like this, "Stop promoting your own channel in the comments. It's obnoxious, unrelated and a bore." ... I don't know the rest but you get the idea

Romeo and juliet

@YeaMan OK then

@YeaMan bro shut up he has not played in 4 years

Yah

@YeaMan you don’t even know how to spell page

Tis

@@conebonegdm465 I see you like geometry dash

Check out Angory Tom, he comes back around to TABs every few months and plays a lot of other indie games.

ikr bro, old days are coming back again

If you want to see more people playing it, I would recommend a channel called Angory Tom. He's a super chill guy who makes regular (and good) TABS videos, and other great content that you should enjoy.

That shit had me crying for 2 minutes. Replayed it atleast 10 times.

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

🤣 I get this reference!

@@majormayhem3597 reported for spam

@@kellenfox1463 I'm sorry man

@@majormayhem3597 why are you even spamming tho

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

Thanks!

I've been wondering that through the Power Wash series. Thanks.

Just some guy without a mustache always finds a way to make the same comment without adding to the video

U just keep going where I go 🙄

Facts.

fancy meeting you here

You should give CaptainSauce a look then. He's got a very long TABS playlists and has broken this game many times without even trying to XD

Jacksepticeye: in meh homeland!

His potions are too strong for them.

His potions will kill you, traveller.

Why would he, when his potions can do anything a knight can do?

@@supensa BUT THEN WHY SELL THEM?!

@@Beefaroni_Bert His potions are too strong for you, traveler. You yet not understand.

Yay first comment, I’m in the slightest way important

@YeaMan you spelled page wrong

Oh you're one of those commenters

JACK SEPTICEYE’S DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

He only needs to grind for 40 hours straight to be just like him

Same

Yeah

Yes

I instantly clicked

Same

Because he is a hobbit

Ahh, I thought it was more about Golem strangling his brother

I never realised how many references are in TABS' unit design

drunkly

They’re distraction units, you use them to distract enemies from your archers

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

@@majormayhem3597 stfu

@@majormayhem3597 I like C:DDA as much as anyone, and it really deserves a lot more recognition, but you're only going to turn people off on it if you spam everywhere that.

*stormtroopers are actually accurate*

@@thickskulls you are the only normal comment

@@kameronjones7139 well, what about you?

@@deshawnpannell3907 maybe

@@kameronjones7139 I tried reporting the other replies but it hasn’t seemed to have worked

Indeed, haven't laughed harder in my life-

@Bruh Bruh Stop asking for free subs

@YeaMan no

It's definitely up there tbh

Apparently you’ve never heard of a game called “wrestling empire”

*Valorant crying in the corner*

I think it's was all in the editing lol.

He's fine.

As a wise man once said " *Your fine* " -lets game it out

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

"I dunno... Duck..." WHACK!

@Louielolbruh ?

I think the last time he played this, Poachers were the meta still. And the Chicken Farmer and Giant Chicken Farmer were still in game.

@Louielolbruh haha ur so funny omg 😐

@@sarge1408 Chicken man and Chicken man man actually

@@nguyenten6877 Ah, my bad.

On this account?

@@Guy.WhoAsked no, this is my first account, I only made it a year ago, and before that I just watched as a guest.

lmao, dude i cant stop laughing HAHAHA

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

Is he in a garage?

@@Blue-Maned_Hawk probably lol

@@Blue-Maned_Hawk He’s in the legendary “laundroffice”, aka his laundry room lol

@@eenochian whys hus bike in the laundry room tho

Ah, I see. Thanks, @@eenochian .

It's just a feature of Laundroffice.

Because of the wonderful ✨laundroffice✨

bro same

mans in the garage

That'd just Mark being Mark

Dont read my name

@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 I stg if this is a Rick roll I'm going to come back here and scream *UNHOLY DEMONIC SCREECHING*

@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 I can say "I'm mad"....but I am "Wtf..?"

Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

@@majormayhem3597 stop with the spam no one cares about that.

@@majormayhem3597 no one cares