Adam Carolla Florida Rant (Love Line) 

i felt like a Harvard graduate when I lived in Florida

im a rare native, been here since 82, I AM TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS ABSOLUTE GDAMN TRUTH, FLORIDUMB HELL,

i loved the last five seconds. unexpected. priceless.

"make no mistake about it, florida is the south's trashcan" - Peter Griffin

Now chicks on meth are masturbating on the side of the road in Florida.

Adam is hilarious. Remember listening to loveline when we worked 2nd shift 4-12:15 at 5/3 bank

ahahaha, and this was years before bath-salt zombies.

Jimmy Buffet lives in Florida, enough reason for me to avoid it.

Florida - the drain of the US

yeah florida sux. but for some odd reason its the most highly visited tourism state in the country. somehow it also has the cleanest beaches in america. and for some reason anyone with money has property there. and whats even stranger still is the fact that millions of ppl work in other parts of the country and retire in florida. which has the highest retirement population in the country. jfk's summer home and bunker was in palm beach. donald trump has a home in palm beach. why would so many rich intelligent ppl live in a shit hole? how many of you fucks have lived in florida? and the ppl saying o i live here and its true im an idiot should be ashamed and need to move back to ohio or whatever lame ass state you came from.

Ironically, Adam would probably be praising FL nowadays

I live in Florida. And I gotta admit, this was pretty funny. :-)

For years now, it has been a standing joke in my family, whenever something bizarre happens, I say "Florida," everybody laughs and tells me I am insane and surprise, surprise.......I end up being right 8 out of 10 times. Great odds, guess I'll play the lottery.

Though not completely accurate and mostly a generalization, this rant reminds me of all the reasons I need to escape this horrid state. When it comes to the physical state itself, it's really beautiful and can be enjoyable but the idiotic residents have to ruin everything.

Yup, this is absolutely true.

but at least they have the sweltering humidity and hurricanes lol

3:17 Guilty in Florida would be the good name of a country song/ rock album

I LOVE YOU DAAAWWWWWGGGGG!!!!!IT IS TRUE!!!!!I USED TO LIVE THERE!!!!!

So true! My jerk ex husband moved to.... Florida! Oh yes!

'merica's wang

that oxycontin thing was based in florida too lol

I would say the one down vote comes from someone from Florida... but I don't think anyone from Florida is smart enough to click the thumbs down button... let alone being smart enough to use a computer.

WOW..

He did. Bundy was fried in Florida, thankfully. At least they got that right, they're tough on crime...probably because they have so much of it.

THEY DO THINGS SIDEWAYS AND BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@pioneerscalps ditto for Arizona ;(

Please pray for me ... I'm moving to Florida in a week!

ive been in s broward miami since82, flouride-duh is insane

Old childhood buddy of mine.... had to stop hanging around him because he kept getting into trouble with the law.... started getting weirder & weirder... started dating trashy girls.... married a trashy girl... started cheating on HER with TRASHIER girls... kept getting DUIs... Now a full-blown alcoholic AND a Registered Sex offender AND arrested many times for domestic violence. Just found out he's now in Florida.

Casey Anthony? Florida

@FlyingOverTr0ut dude i remeber seeing that on the news.....it happened in my hometown XD

Dexter is in Florida....

@newyy1 Well I'm from FL and I'm not that stupid!

i'll take miami over philly any day, adam.

Epstein lol