+XenoGuy 123 The only thing I could think of when she said that is in an alternate universe where this show is stupid cringe-worthy the majority of people would say "Omfg no she's not."
Anyone who has never seen red vs blue before would be very confused with the random dialogue. Especially with the "this place is filled with mean ladies" part.
+JKtheAdventurer thats a little bit what he said. Lol. Like half. And as I once learned from some important figure. "Half is way more then enough, im gonna take a nap"
This is my favourite RvB fight scene. I mean the freelancer episodes were fantastic and some of the best fight animation that I have seen. But this fight was a perfect blend of comedy and badassness
It delights me that they included some of the dialogue from this episode, because it is absolutely priceless, but my personal favourite is Caboose's,"Beep bop beep boop..."
The guy was coated in soot or some other black powdery substance which got on him when he went through the teleport. She punches him, and it gets knocked off of him in this fight scene
F.I.L.S.S: Alarm, security breach, level Alpha. All personnel report for duty. This is not a drill. Simmons: Run! Grif: Oh, crap! Where is she? Simmons: I don't wanna die! Caboose: Sheila, we have to help them! F.I.L.S.S: Help who? Caboose: The Reds! Tex is attacking them, we have to stop her! F.I.L.S.S: Stop Agent Texas? Oh no, absolutely not. We should never interfere with an ongoing battlefield simulation test. Our job is to observe and document. Caboose: But she'll kill them! F.I.L.S.S: Oh, that would be wonderful! What a successful test! Sarge: We need to keep moving, men. Come on, double-time. Hell I'd settle for single-time! Simmons: Maybe we should just fight. I'm afraid she's gonna start picking us off one by- Simmons: -one! Simmons: Oh man, forget this. I need to get a bigger weapon. Caboose, help us! Caboose: How? The computer won't let me. She's mean! This place is filled with mean ladies! Simmons: Push some buttons, I don't know! Caboose: Buttons!? Oh man, I love buttons! Beep bop boop boop beep bop boop boop! Simmons: Wow. That...actually worked perfectly. Thanks! Caboose: Great! How the heck did I do that? Grif: Ow! Tucker: Hey Simmons, what the hell is going on in there? Simmons: You gotta help us! Do you know how to use that thing? Tucker: My sword? Fuck yeah I know how to use it. What's to understand about swish-swish-stab? It's a fuckin' sword dude, it's not a fighter jet. Simmons: Just come and help me! Grif: Wait wait wait-! Grif: O-ho o-ho... Tucker: Hey, Sweet Cheeks! Tucker: Remember me? Step away from the idiot! Simmons: Oh God, please don't let her see me... Caboose: Yes! I saved Tucker! Oh wait... I saved Tucker... Tucker: Caboose, what're you doing? You're messing up my plan with Simmons! I was supposed to distract her for him! Simmons: YOU RATTED ME OUT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! Simmons: Oh shit! Simmons: Oh shit! Tucker: That was awesom- ow! Caboose: Um, can we use turrets on her or, some explodey fiery thing? F.I.L.S.S: That would be outside the bounds of my standard safety protocols. I cannot do that. Grif: What do we do Sarge? Sarge: I don't know...I've never hit a girl in my life! Simmons: Yeah, I noticed. Try harder! Grif: Hah! Simmons: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU---UUCK! Grif: Ha-how! Simmons: Oh no, Grif! Grif: Yikes! Sarge: Private Grif, you should be ashamed of yourself. We've run out of ammo again! That's your responsibility! Grif: Huh. I guess this is the first time my laziness has ever saved my- Grif: -oof! Protect me, cone! Simmons: Watch it! Grif: You watch it! Sarge: You idiots! Let me show you how it's done! Grif: Nice demonstration, Sarge. Sarge: Ah shut up. Simmons: Hey guys, look up there. Tucker: Uhh, what? Hey Caboose! Remember when I said not to help me? Forget that, I need you to help me. Right now! Caboose: What holds up that crate? F.I.L.S.S: Mechanical controls are on the left side of the console. Tucker: I can't believe that worked! ...Aw fuck, that didn't work! F.I.L.S.S: I knew that would not work. Agent Tex is a bit of a badass. Grif: We gotta get outta here! Simmons: We'll be crushed! Tucker: Don't worry guys, I got this. SWISH! Grif: Ow! We were crushed! Tucker: Aw fuckberries. Tex, can you- oh! Tucker: Alright, you know what, that's it! Come here! Simmons: Oh thank God, thought I was a goner. Sarge, where are you? Sarge pops up out of a pile of medpacks Sarge: Rrr, what happened? I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated! Tucker: Swish-fuck! Swoosh-fah! Ah, stab- God dammit! Gah! Oh come on. O-aow, bullshit! Grif: Whoa, did you see that?! Simmons: How could I have missed that? Tucker: What's the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry, it happens to everybody.Well, not me, but... Sarge: That rocket launcher's one of the older models, right? Tucker: Ow! Ow! Ahow! Simmons: Yeah. Sarge: That means it's got heat seeking. Tucker: I didn't know that was there! Sarge: Now lock on and let her rip! Simmons: Oh right, I forgot about that. Tucker: (off screen) Ow, holy crap, you just don't know how to use it- Tucker: -bitch! Damn it, I hate this black stuff, what the hell is it?!?! Grif: There she is! Tucker: Huh? Sarge: Get her! Simmons: Wait, guys... Tucker: Ow, come on! I'm not Tex, I'm a Blue! I'm not the one you're fighting. Leave me the fuck alone! Grif: Kicking's hard. Tucker: Why are you hitting me, I'm not Tex! Simmons: Sarge, hold on, hold on! Sarge: Hm? Simmons: I think that's Tucker, not Tex. Tucker: See I told you! Tucker: Ow, you fucker! Why'd you do that? Sarge: Meh, force o' habit. Tucker: Man you guys are n-ah- Grif: Hey, watch it- whoa- Tucker: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa-! Grif: Don't fall in the- Grif: Hold still, hold still, I can see her. She's right over there by the other- Grif: Uh oh. Tucker: Grif, I see her. Grif: What is your problem with my balls?! Tucker: Whoa, who-whoa, hawhoa! Aw crap. Tucker: O-ho, wow, right into the mount, huh? O-hoa, not even gonna buy dinner? Come on, I like your style! Sarge: Simmons, what're you waiting for? Simmons: They look the same! Which one do I shoot?! Tucker: Ow! Shoot the one who's winning, dumbass! Grif: Ow!!! Simmons: Grif! Watch it! Grif: Uh-huh-huh!!! Tucker: Ahoww, ow! Sarge: Wow, knocked the black right off ya! Tucker: That's racist! Sarge: You're all clear Simmons, now shoot her! Simmons: Fire in the hole! Tucker: Are you fucking kidding me? Run! Grif: Oh God, not my ba- Grif: Oh thank God. I thought I was- Grif: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED! Simmons: GRRRIIIIIIFFFFF! Grif: Ooaaah! Why won't you just kill me?! Church: Hey Tex! Church: How 'bout you pick on somebody your own size?
Simmons: Caboose, help us! Caboose: How!? The computer won't let me! She's mean! This place is filled with mean ladies! Simmons: Push some buttons, I don't know! Caboose: Button? Oh man I love buttons! *imitating beeping noises* Simmons: Wow, can't believe that worked. Thanks! Caboose: Great!... how the heck did I do that?
"I am not mean. I am just hired to do mean things" But anyway, Tex's name is one huge joke with her theme because her name is Texas and her theme has western movie vibe. Well played RT, well played.
Mobius395 Those Grif’s have now time-travelled or arrived in this dimension or some other bullshit Blue team problematic stuff. Basically, there’s 64 of them now.
"Hello, I am the Freelancer Integrated Logistics Security System. You may call me FILSS. It's a pleasure to meet you. You now have 10 seconds left to live."
I watched it when I was 10. Used to love halo is all. Grown up from it though. Pretty badass had to check in on my childhood "one more time" - daft punk. "Protect me cone"
I honestly wish we got more of this super Tex. Seeing her wreck the reds and blues was awesome. Hell I would be down for an entire season where it's just Tex taking on the entire fucking galaxy lol
I personally think the eight season was the best as a total, so far, as season 9 isn't finished yet. The acting, Monty's animations and the series wouldn't be half as good without the awesome music. Just sets the mood, doesn't it? Anyways, shout-out to Jeff Williams and the staff at Rooster Teeth. You're doing a mighty fine job.
Are you implying that Tex would die with you or that you would die because of Tex, cause the way that you phrased that made it sound like you'd both be sleeping with the angels.
xSketchii A bit? She doesn't look at explosions. She is a super weapon. She has a locker that holds a motor cycle and a rocket launcher that even F.I.L.S.S. didn't know about. And finally, she's freaking Tex. Of course she's badass. In fact, she is badass personified!!!
has anybody else noticed a black girl is the most badass character in a successful internet series? BRAVO ROOSTER TEETH FOR EXTREME EQUALITY! and she was first killed by a guy in pink armor...O_O MY GOD ROOSTER TEETH IS BRILLIANT
Anyone else pick up on what sounded like a lion roar near the end? Jeff Williams you have my vote to take over as lead audio for any future Halo titles.
Caboose "I SAVED TUCKER, oh wait i saved tucker" Tucker "caboose what are you doing, you're messing up my plan with simmons, I was supposed to distract her for him" Simmons "You ratted me out you son of a beach, oh shiiiet"
I love how the bass line goes from very simple and easy to learn to balls out "oh shit what just happened". Still a lot of fun to learn and play though
@Anthon You mean the fall of reach book, the one in my book shelf? Or do you mean Ghosts of Onyx next to thht book, OH or do you mean The Flood, located also in my bookshelf, cause i already have read those.
