Ahsoka Review Disney Star Wars POINTLESS Death - Finale Season 1 Episode 8 

Ahsoka Review of the Season 1 Episode 8 Finale. Disney+ have taken over Star Wars and made a series that serves no purpose except to explain where Ahsoka and Sabine were during the sequels. If Sabine, Ahsoka, Baylan, the General, didn't exist, nothing would change except for Ezra staying where he was. Then we find out Thrawn loses every single battle he ever fights but claims victory because he managed to run away. People say you have to watch rebels? You DON'T have to watch Ahsoka, "Ezra returns" is the entire summary you'll need for any future series/movie. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

I think the thing that triggered me the most is when thrawn called Ashoka a ronin. How the hell would he know what a ronin was?

“Thrawn you are the worst strategist I’ve ever heard of. “ “But you HAVE heard of me.”

In the extended universe, Thrawn was so damn good at his job he was the only one in the universe who dared to tell the emperor his plan sucked and the emperor would listen

"If you removed Ahsoka from Ahsoka, all of the same events would happen." At first I was sceptical, but, now that I think about it, you're right. Ahsoka didn't achieve anything. She failed to prevent Elsbeth from finding Thrawn, and she failed to prevent Thrawn from returning. She just followed the villains around, killing their henchmen, but not stopping any of their plans. And now she's stranded in another galaxy and trying to pretend that everything is fine.

Thrawn's plan to constantly be defeated is the writer's analogy for this show. "We planned for it to suck to mock the last few fans that keep making excuses for us. Got 'em!" Also good to know that Anakin Force Ghost cares more about Sabine than his own SON. It also means that Force Ghosts can travel between Galaxies at will, so are the perfect messengers. Peak Disney Star Wars.

Why did Sabine think stabbing a trooper through the chest would be effective? She should know it's not.

My 10 year old nephew was toy sword fighting with his cousin. Her sword broke and she took her eyes off him for a second. He calmly tagged her in the heart and declared victory. He understands fighting better than Lucasfilm

As thorough and comprehensive as Disparu's review was, he still only managed to cover half of the contradictions, mistakes and outright bad story telling in this episode. The reunion between Ezra and Hera was so emotional, significant and poignant that the director/editor couldn't even bother to finish showing the scene.

Through this series they turned Sabine from a non-force user to a highly skilled Jedi with formidable force powers deflecting lasers easily. So brave! So strong! No trials or tribulations necessary.

Why are they constantly talking about "moving away from Lucas' vision," when they spent so much to get his vision, and they keep stealing from the Extended Universe.

Remember in attack of the clones when a bunch of Jedi, who were trained at a young age, died in the arena because of overwhelming firepower? I miss that type of writing in Star Wars.

Zombie stormtroopers are a fitting analogy of what has become of the franchise.

Somehow I was reminded of that old Monty Python sketch where John Cleese is trying to teach his students how to defend themselves, with a banana. Then, he proceeds to shoot them. John Cleese would've made a better Thrawn.

If Sabine can use the force like it’s nothing, why were the Jedi literally spending hundreds of years finding CERTAIN types of species that could wield the force, by Disney’s standards now the Jedi temple should of had billions of force users at once, yoda training and teaching Jedi for 900 years seems a little of a fluke now

The finale basically shows the following: -The Jedi, The Witch and The Warlord is the title of this episode and can anyone say "I RIPPED THIS TITLE OFF FROM C.S LEWIS ANY LOUDER!!!!" -Baylan is on top of the Argonath for some reason and that is another rip off from another universe(Fellowship of the Ring) and it is eons better then Ashoka or Disney Star Wars. -Ashoka is basically Gandalf(the grey outfit and then the white outfit and once again ripping from Lord of the Rings. -Sabine is now force sensitive even tho it was never hinted at even once in Rebels and this change is due all because of Kennedy's self destructive mandates, checkboxes and pandering needs to be fulfilled no matter what. -Erza the Weed Smoker made a new lightsaber even tho just one episode ago Sabine offered to give Erza back his green lightsaber that he had in Rebels and he refused since all he needed was the force and nothing else because he was a pacifist until the finale when he made a new one BECAUSE DAVE FILONI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT CONSISTENCY IS ANYMORE!!!!!! -Also they are riding on wargs because Lord of the Rings is far. more superior then this sh*tshow and so Dave Filoni once again rips off from LOTRS. -Ashoka moves around like a 60 year old during the lightsaber duels. -Admiral Blueface is still a fatass who can't even win at a game of checkers. -Plus everyone can just use the force now(I would like to thank both Dave Filoni and Rian Johnson by telling them both to go f*ck themselves). -The shills are clapping like the brain dead seals that they are every single time they jangle the nostalgia keys in front of their faces and they go after it like a group of flies to a flame and that is what Disney truly think of them and it is truly sad that they haven't figured that out yet. -Anakin cares more about his padawan then his own children at this point and Dave just continues to show us how much of a self absorbed prick he really is. The result is Dave Filoni is not even worthy to shine the shoes C.S Lewis, J.R.R Tolkien or even George Lucas for that matter and as Disney's stock continues to drop it just proves that Ashoka is trash along with Bob Iger, Kathleen Kennedy and Kevin Feige are the parasites that lead Disney down the woke path that will lead towards their own self destruction and the EU is true Star Wars and that is the bottom line because reality said so.

The Dark Side is the path to quick and easy power, exactly what Sabine demonstrated in this episode. Every time she tried before, there was nothing. All of a sudden, she has Force powers. Sabine is evil.

One part that bugged me was when Ezra made his lightsaber. It was treated like a really mundane thing that anyone could throw together in their garage. The kind of thing that you could slap together with some screws, a soldering iron, and a little elbow grease, and bam, Jedi sword. At least Jedi Fallen Order added the mystical part where after he put his new saber together, Cal used the Force to finalize the construction by aligning the crystal with the components. Disney respects absolutely nothing about Star Wars, especially lightsabers. They just treat everything like a cheap prop they borrowed from the Galaxy's Edge park.

I think we can all agree that everything is irredeemably terrible. The End.

Grand Admiral Prawn says, "Dispatch two TIE figters to spur the bewildering Jedi putting along with the snail creatures into action", "Leave all the doors open in the fortress stairway, make it as easy as possible for them to reach us", "Our primary objective is to leave this planet, but we shall stay here until nearly defeated", "Morgan, you will stay behind and sacrifice your life for the Empire, it will be an acceptable loss", "After all, they don't call me a master tactician for nothing".

They took one of the best written antagonists and turned him into a incompetent vegetable.

Thrawn was supposed to be a military genius. Instead, we got a pot-belly blue Santa Claus who couldn't even leave scratch marks on 3 rogue Jedis (2 of which were trainees) despite a fleet, two mercenaries, bandits, 4 witches, and their "magik". Ahsoka survived a laser hellfire and a minesweeper and killed Morgan Elsbeth and the only loss that Thrawn inflicted on Ahsoka was "time". He couldn't even down the hideous junk, Ghost. Thrawn has got to be the worst general across two galaxies.

Remember, Dave Filoni referred to this series as 'a religious experience' Do NOT let this man near Star Wars anymore

Who else isnt watching the show just looks forward to Disparu's review?

These characters are too perfect- no wounds, no dirt on clothing, perfect hair, etc. I feel like I'm watching a show at Disneyland.

God i hate how they destroyed Thrawn....he was one of the most compelling characters in the EU

What a finale. Ezra goes full Simple Jack. Thran sat around, got a dad bod and melted his brain on tiktok. Ahsoka and Morgan fight like 2 HR supervisors are battling for the last jelly filled. Flick Sabine. It's too complicated to explain why I sacrificed an entire galaxy to friend zone Simple Jack. Dialog says that the loading of the cargo is complete yet the cargo is still being loaded in the background. I'm not sure if this will save the 4 billion franchise. The force is female?

So, let me get this right, if Asoka and co. did nothing, Thrawn would have turned up anyway and probably Ezra too since he was right next door? What did they achieve in this show? Asoka and Hera could just not be there and we'd still be at the finale.

Even my 2 kids burst into huge laughter when Sabrina the teenage witch force pushed Ezra high into the sky to land on the Star Destroyer! My 4 and 6 Yr old kids even found this absolutely stupid and hilarious, so that says it all really!!

Star Wars died, was revived to be killed again and now we are witnessing the corpse franchise be lit a blaze, put out, only to be set on fire again. But cheers to Disparu and the many other creators in this sphere watching these ashes called streaming shows for us all.

Thrawn being in this time period doen't make any sense. He's supposed to be a master strategist who threatens the fledgling republic. But The Force Awakens did away with all that. Thrawn no longer fits the timeline, where was the discussion about him? It's nowhere because like this series there's no where for it to go. It can only exist in isolation. A fact that makes no sense since this is supposed to be THRAWN.

Thrawn of the novels would have never killed Morgan Elsbeth because it was her that found him and Thrawn always rewarded people who were useful for his cause. Basically they have turned Thrawn into a completely different character. The Thrawn of the Novels was like Napoleon, a General who was a master strategist, his soldiers were loyal to the cause, and his enemies had respect for him. Disney Thrawn acts like a certain Austrian Art School Drop out and german dictator out who fails at battle planning and blames the soldiers and officers for his failures and has no regard for life or those under his command and everyone hates him. My 12 year old Nephew said it best. Original Thrawn plays 4D chess Disney Thrawn just eats Checkers

Is it even worth pointing out (in amongst so many plot holes and terrible writing) that suddenly the Mothers didn't realize Ezra hitched a ride on the Star Destroyer when they could sense Ahsoka coming from across the galaxy. 🤦 Not to mention that Ezra never is even phased by his entire sacrifice being undone to free him and in turn Thrawn. And Ahsoka acting like unleashing Thrawn on the universe was the right "gamble." It's so painful. And we know it's ALL DAVE because he fully "wrote" this whole series. The visual are the best I've seen since Lucas Star Wars. He need to stick to that and stay far far away from the writer's room. Good grief.

Does anyone else remember when a little green guy casually raised an X-Wing from a swamp without looking like he was giving himself a hernia because "size matters not"?

I hate what they did to Thrawn, the whole episode I was yelling at him to just leave. No need to waste troops or resources, just leave. Silver lining, Sabine is stranded in a different galaxy where she can do no more harm. Shame she didn't bang Ezra, she clearly wanted to.

Ahsoka :”this has never happened before” Also Ashoka: *dealt with an entire ship full of parasites that control their hosts after death* 27:34

At this point Disney has pretty much mastered the art of creating unlikeable characters. Unfortunately for them, they're not doing it on purpose.

I’m so grateful to you for reviewing shows that I will not watch! The incompetence of the writing is staggering. Thanks for the video!

Sabine struggles with attracting her sabre, but had no problem heaving Ezra for a 3pt lay-up.

Of course they made Thrawn a joke. They’re activist writers: they’re so cracked in the head that they think if you let your villain beat your hero even once, you’re endorsing his actions. So they gotta reduce the bad guy to a limp straw man for the brave Mary Sue hero to casually kick over. So stunning.

They were attacking the undead stormtroopers with lightsabers, and didn't leave a mark on the armor, yet they still fall down anyway. If the sabers didn't even penetrate their armor, how did it damage them at all?

The writing in Star Wars has gone from bad to contemptible.

Bro the absolute brainwork people have been putting in to defend this show and add all of the surrounding lore is absolutely insane and I can't wait for them to hit their wall lol.

30:23 She stabbed that Storm Trooper and his armor around the wound instantly started glowing red hot and melting. Sabine was stabbed in the chest and NOTHING!

So Sabine goes from being useless with the force, somehow finding a decade worth of training, to being competent ?!? So now you don't have to be born with any talent you can just be good if you want to be ?!? And Ellspeth, or whatever her name is, is given a sword and is now as good as a trained jedi ?!? ARRGGGHHHH !!!😂

If Grandma Thrawn was a competent officer, he would have launched the Chimera before it finished loading. He would have used the Nightsisters to locate Sabine, Ahsoka and Ezra the same way they did last time. He would then have used his fighters to run recon and more precise attacks on individual strategic targets while using the Chimera's heavy artillery to annihilate the general postal code. If any survivors showed up on the sensors he would then send about 75% of his ship's marine garrison to crush said survivors. He could then have finished loading up the Chimera at leisure, secure in the knowledge that all his enemies are most likely dead. Basic, relatively functional strategy that can be tweaked if necessary.

This whole episode was like a Family Guy spoof. Ok, Storm Troopers can’t hit anything, neither apparently can Tie-fighters or Imperial Star Destroyers

Disney has clearly established that force ghost Anakin can show up whenever, wherever, and to whomever they need, so Ben Solo must have been horrible for him not to say ever that it wasn't him talking to Ben.

I wouldn't mind how Thrawn looks, I could get past that because I like how he sounds, he was a good voice actor, but how Thrawn acts... that's just not something I can get past. A character that should be the smartest in the room, one step ahead, looks like a completely baffling buffoon that's overly confident for no reason.

Obviously the ship was designed to withstand smashing into things at high speeds, it's piloted by a woman you can't expect them to not hit things.

Could Ezra infiltrate the ship and pass as one of the troopers? I say yah, quite possible, even easier than all of this. So if Ahsoka and Sabine never were there... it would have had the same result.And all 3 would be safe at home. But that requires Ezra to be resourceful, impossible for a male in star wars these days.

Disney at the end credits: Asoka and Sabine will return. The Fans after the credits: Please don't threaten me, I'm having a bad enough day as it is.

Well, he finally did it. Wolfboy Dave finally got the steel sword-versus-lightsaber fight he's been wanting since "The Clone Wars" Season 2, Episode 12 waaaaay back in 2010...

I felt my brain deteriorating as I kept saying every 60 seconds that something was either stupid, breaking the canon or lore, or hilariously dramatic... I felt worse than after Kenobi, because at least there I somewhat still cared about the characters. Here, I wonder if Filoni remembers any of the shows he worked on. Rebels characters? Awful, couldn't be worse if they tried. The Clone Wars crumbs? Aside from appearances, no substance to them. Is the writing worse than Kenobi or not is already a question that tanks this show into the depths of space.

Fun fact: Sabine, in the Rebels cartoon, had a Mandalorian jetpack.

What's insane is that she had no ride back once she found Ezra. So this was not even a rescue mission. It was 'I am betraying the galaxy so I can see Ezra without actually rescuing him.'

Thrawn, greatest military mind in the galaxy, can't think to lock a few doors to slow the Jedi down. Masterful writing Filoni, MASTERFUL.

When the writers added witches and magic, it told you exactly how much they actually knew about the force and StarWars in general.

Wait, how is he building a lightsaber, don't you need a very specific ingredient that you definitely won't have in a different galaxy? But this is a show where two fighters fail a strafing run against a stationary target, twice. Then a star destroyer fails to...destroy. The zombie thing wouldn't be an issue if lightsabers actually cut things. You make a really good point with the doors, but then they'd have to actually have lightsabers cut things. Sabine accessed the force? Fuck off. It wouldn't just be the sith, if it were this easy, people would spontaneously develop force powers everywhere. Without training, most would be dark side users. Okay, this is like the third-fourth-fifth time thrawn's troopers have had an open shot against the protagonists and have just...not fired.

When everyone is a Jedi, then no body is a Jedi.

36:52 That was the most awkward spin I've seen since the power ranger kid in Book of Boba Fett

My question is if Sabine can use the force then why couldn't Chirrut Îmwe (Donnie Yen) in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story?

Just looked up what the star wars wiki has to say about how Ahsoka fights. This is the first thing it said. Tano was a particularly acrobatic lightsaber duelist who often utilized the Force to jump down on her opponents and to dodge lightsaber strikes. Just, leaving that here.

If Ezra turns out to be a spy, then it would make sense why Thrawn stalled out as much as he did to take off And How Ezra could just escape from his ship unharmed

Gotta love how Ezra (The Force User)'s strategy to fight the immortal heavily armoured zombie stormtroopers was to get close and personal with a lightsabre instead of... Force pushing them off the balcony. Even if they're invulnerable to fall damage, you've bought yourself half an hour of time.

Remember when the actors for Secret Invasion were told not to look at the source material? I think Disney told Filoni to forget everything he knows about Rebels and Clone Wars before writing this show.

10:30 It was only a matter of time until a Star Wars show would unironically reference Space Balls and the Schwartz.

I just realized Morgan was sent to stop them from getting on the ship, but let two of them walk right past her so she can have her thing with Ahsoka. I'm not even sure why they did that, as Ahsoka already had a rivalry with Baylan, not Morgan.

The problem with lightsaber fights in general is that the writers don't take into account the fact that they don't "behave" like regular swords. The lore itself explains very well how and why they work, but very little has been invested into actually creating a combat style that takes advantage of how and why they work.

She betrayed the galaxy to go to Ezra, and at the final moment left the guy alone like he was just another space turtle.

Haven't you heard? Filoni's wife is a wannabe witch. That's why he got the idea of writing witches that can reanimate the dead.

The point of having Luke or Ani be so proficient off rip was to show their unique abilities. Luke was also the son of a great political strategist and possibly the most skilled Jedi in the history of the order so it would make sense for him to have a natural inclination towards the force, even after years of it being suppressed. When everyone is special, no one is.

Very accommodating of everyone to just wait around in defensive stance while the other person swings directly at your lightsaber.

Ezra looks like he walked straight out of a Jesus movie being filmed next door to the Ahsoka set. 😂

How did they manage to make the most tactical figure in Star Wars look freaking high all the time

In the very opening scene of the series an arrogant captain let an unknown ship board them, which turned out to be a very bad idea, so I guess these rebels didn't learn a damn thing as they once again let an unknown ship board them. You'd think there would've been some new protocols. It could've been Baylon and Shin again. I'd like to know how that happened anyway. Baylon and Shin at least had to give expired jedi codes. Ezra didn't have to present any sort of code or reason for wanting to board? That should've been the point where he introduced himself, spoiling the surprise reunion. And then yeah, did he fly that entire distance with the helmet on? Did he put it back on before boarding? And why? The writers couldn't think of a logical reason to have this reunion so we got something that has so many unanswered questions. Thrawn's ship didn't detect a ship leaving?

It is way more entertaining watching your critique of what is increasingly meaningless nonsense, than actually watching any of it myself. Thank you for going where no one should have to go. And then coming back from that foray to share with the rest of us. And for making me laugh...alot.

I like how the Tennantbot knew who Caleb Duun was (Ezra's Master), after hearing the name he took after Order 66. The droid shouldn't be able to put those two together!

Thrawn's crew clearly came from Spaceball 1 given the lack of accuracy on the part of the gunnery teams.

Zombies that don't die... if only they had weapons that can lob off limbs to neutralize the threat... oh wait...

I like how towards the end of the episode, Thrawn barely keeps the appearances as he feverishly tries to escape from 2 padawans, 1 rookie of rookies pre-padawan, while throwing more and more of his allegedly precious troops into the fray. Lol

At this point, Lightsaber fights don't exist anymore. You can tell the entire choreography department were real big fans of Beyblade. So, the only way something looks cool to them, in action, is if it spins.

Sabine just mastering the force out of nowehere 😂 Finally force pulled something for the first time... and not 10 seconds later used force push for the first time... a completely opposite ability to force pull. Ezra either would have been pulled back to her, or fallen. Does this not feel the same to when Rey was using force pull and then friggin force lightning happened... a completely different force technique?

Love the absolute apathy in Disparu's voice towards the end watching grannies fight.

The scene with the Stormtroopers looked more like a workout video than an actual fight.

Sabine's actress shows as much emotion as a nail

Crazy how Thrawn came across more evil in the books than this show can even actually show LMAO

If only Sabine a Mandalorian had access to a jet pack...

He had built 2 previous lightsabers, his first one had a built in blaster!

Why didn't Thrawn use his shuttles to deliver the last of the cargo, while his ship sat in orbit? Or use he shuttles to collect Elsbeth?

How did morgan die,it was just a light saber. three days bedrest max

Bro, Sabine just abandoned Ezra, just left him alone, right after He told her that place was too dangerous to be alone. This HAS to be on purpose, no way, I'm dying xD

You know I honestly think the actor that plays Thrawn is pretty good. If they gave him a real script and a tailor (seriously what is that costume?) I think he’d do a great job.

This channel is a comfort zone now. It's like when GoT ended and we needed emotional support 😆

How the fuck did they manageto waste 2 zombie premises in one episode? Night-sister zombies were used in the Battle of Dathomir as a last resort by the Night-sisters to prevent themselves being genocided while zombie stormtroopers are actually a thing through the Blackwing virus in the novels. Could've had full on proper zombie virus invasion for season 2, but no, just necromancy

It's frankly a sign of the poor quality of this show that you can literally see Stormtrooper actors tripping over, stumbling down the stairs, and nearly falling backwards after a throw during the temple fight. Were these the best takes they had? Or did they do one take and call it a day?

When Morgan was repeating what the witches said, I cracked up. It's like the scene in Blazing Saddles: "and to the evil (repeated) for which he stands (repeated). Now go do . . . that voodoo . . . that you do . . . SO WELL!" Morgan only pawn in game of life.

You'd think the writers would elevate the daughter of Danny Inosanto who is the torch carrier of Jeet Kune Do. In reality, she could whoop all their @sses...

Ezra couldn't help himself he just had to put on a Stormtroopers uniform 😂 again

People seem to forget, Ezra sensed Kanan before they met him and when they did Kanan sensed that Ezra was force sensitive. Going by that logic, wouldn't of Kanan pick sabine as his appreciate as she was ALREADY apart of The Ghost crew for some time? And dont way its an age thing because Ahsoka started her training years later.