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Ahsoka Review of Season 1 Epsiode 7 Disney Star Wars live action Rebels sequel from Dave Filoni. Episode 7 features Ahsoka arriving in a space Whale. Disney+ Star Wars has Sabine meeting Ezra and fighting Balen while dodging Thrawns minions. The characters drive you up the wall, the plot holes are tears in space and everyone acts like they are in Momento. But don't worry, C3PO makes a cameo and so does Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker. Is Ahsoka worth watching on Disney+?
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@disparutoo
@disparutoo 9 месяцев назад
Ahsoka Review of Season 1 Episode 7 if you wanted a show that makes no sense have I got the show for you! Every character is insufferable, we've got hero's engaging in perjury and blatantly engaging in corrupt leadership. Sabine and Ezra fight with turtles while Ezra decides weapons aren't needed in a fight. Ahsoka turns up in a whale and finds the first minefield that doesn't do any damage to anything! What a great invention! On top of all of this, they've ruined thrawn. He's useless at everything comes up with terrible plans and always gets defeated. THIS is who we are meant to be scared of for a whole season?! What an absolute mess. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
@BarbarellaAlpha
@BarbarellaAlpha 9 месяцев назад
You're a trooper, Dis 😉👍
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 9 месяцев назад
He's not novel Thrawn alright. That guy took down an entire Trade Federation fleet when he was outnumbered a hundred to one.
@draconianemanations2785
@draconianemanations2785 9 месяцев назад
Yo dude, mad props for beating reaper on uploading your review - his are shorter, usually come out before yours by like half a day, this was a pleasant surprise. He hits all main points necessary to illustrate how shit each episode is. You do that, but more comprehensively. You, him, and Grizzy are what I look forward to with each new Ahsoka dumpster fire. Almost a shame there's only one episode left to eviscerate and roast... then again, Acolyte is up next, and is likely to be total rubbish too.
@johnnycrown5097
@johnnycrown5097 9 месяцев назад
0:45 politicians can be subject to their personal issues, generals aren't supposed to be...
@johnnycrown5097
@johnnycrown5097 9 месяцев назад
6:22 okay... Do the writers know what court-martial means??? If Leia was that important that only her sanction can override a court martial, isn't she supposed to be here ??? They supposed to know all these... Why are they acting like Leia is the god of the military or something and if she sanctions something, then it's legal??? That's not how that works... They'll both be on trial... Plus this is she hulk all over again, you don't interrupt a court-martial, you don't even start up one without all the evidences...
@wishingwell12345
@wishingwell12345 9 месяцев назад
If I recall the original Thrawn trilogy correctly (SPOILERZ), Thrawn was essentially unbeatable in any military encounter and was only defeated because Leia's diplomatic skills managed to indirectly turn his most trusted bodyguard against him. He should not be getting things wrong like this.
@prodigalsonofsuns
@prodigalsonofsuns 9 месяцев назад
Yep. Leia managed to turn a tribe of warrior aliens he used as bodyguards against him due to her being the daughter of Vader, who they used to serve. There was NO WAY anyone could have predicted or guessed this piece of info, and this is what makes the Thrawn Trilogy so good - all pieces fit with each other and with the OT.
@theholocron7319
@theholocron7319 9 месяцев назад
I wonder if the Thrawn trilogy author Timothy Zhan is watching Ahsoka and wondering who the hell does he need to punch?
@mikevallone8619
@mikevallone8619 9 месяцев назад
All correct. I believe it all happened on kashyyk. They called her lady Vader.
@duncanlutz3698
@duncanlutz3698 9 месяцев назад
There was also the group of smugglers showing up on the battlefield at just the right time to mess with Thrawn's plans. He successfully bluffed where his attack would land. As such, a group of smugglers figured they choose the time of the Big Battle to rob a spaceport in a different system. You know, use the nearby battle as a nice distraction. Except Thrawn was always planning to hit that spaceport, and the smugglers wound up in the middle of a warzone. Their disruption allowed the NR forces to keep that spaceport and was one of the deciding factors of the war. Which, on top of the betrayal, lead to Thrawn's defeat. I just love how Thrawn's plan successfully failed. His feint worked, but it worked TOO well and it contributed to his defeat in a completely unforeseeable way.
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 9 месяцев назад
Novel Thrawn was so cool and intriguing. Always two steps ahead of everyone and so chill about his schemes, he turned out be too clever for his own benefit and if Pellaeon had expressed his doubts about the Noghri perhaps Thrawn would've won. Such a compelling character.
@wildfire9887
@wildfire9887 9 месяцев назад
Gotta love how Thawn uses the witches to pinpoint Ahsoka's exact position in the debris field, but apparently never thought to use them to find Ezra.......
@Dae...
@Dae... 9 месяцев назад
That's such a plothole
@matthewskullblood9778
@matthewskullblood9778 9 месяцев назад
I'm still confused how Ezra escaped a star drstroyer
@cristiancandru8610
@cristiancandru8610 9 месяцев назад
For some reason the Night Sisters found Ahsoka only when she used the Force to find Sabine. That way it was aritten, it was implied that they tapped into the Force and Ahsoka gave her location up when she used the Force, same as when you are making a phone call, you get triangulated, which they literally did using the 3 balls (whoever came up with that idea needs to be fired). Ezra probably never used the Force, so the Sisters couldn't track him. But still, Thrawn says in episode 6 that he has intel on Ezra's "latest whereabouts", which means he was tracking him in some way, but probably felt Ezra was not important, because he couldn't do anything to hurt him at that point, so it didn't make sense to commit any resources to killing him, and potentially get some his troopers killed in the process.
@joaomonteiro5538
@joaomonteiro5538 9 месяцев назад
Why bother? Ezra's gone native and the natives are useless.
@Quandry1
@Quandry1 9 месяцев назад
​@@cristiancandru8610Ezra supposedly trained for 10 years in force only combat. That would require a lot of force use...
@neosho3953
@neosho3953 9 месяцев назад
Remember in TLJ where Poe was shamed relentless for disobeying the chain of command to "do his job" and as Hera puts it "do what he thought was right." However now that the genders are reversed its totally okay for Hera to disobey orders.
@erikhermansen3431
@erikhermansen3431 9 месяцев назад
The Smug is stronger with her.
@Darkanent
@Darkanent 9 месяцев назад
Poe even got slapped which was TOTALLY inappropriate.
@Haos51
@Haos51 9 месяцев назад
Best part is that it's the same woman that slapped Poe that gave Hera the Okay.
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 9 месяцев назад
YUP. It's only WRONG when a man does it! Women are not subject to rules. Let's GIRLBOSS it up!!
@ilfirinms
@ilfirinms 9 месяцев назад
And what do these scenes have in common? Dumb Leia ruining things.
@matthewfox2340
@matthewfox2340 9 месяцев назад
Disney hiring dance choregraphers to direct light saber fight scenes was a terrible idea 😔
@lobomon2000
@lobomon2000 9 месяцев назад
The fight choreography from Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills (yes, that's the name of the Power Rangers rip-off show from 1990s) look better than that.
@AshCosgrove
@AshCosgrove 9 месяцев назад
Just amazing that there's people like Shadiversity on RU-vid that could probably choreograph a better and proper fight scene for a fraction on the money and Disney was like, "f*ck all that!"
@cympimpin20
@cympimpin20 9 месяцев назад
Though arguably not at bad as their terrible casting choices due to the primary qualification being not White.
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE 9 месяцев назад
This show is so amateurish. Seriously, it's like a mediocre fan film...
@AceSixer
@AceSixer 9 месяцев назад
Facts that what that trash is
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 9 месяцев назад
“General Leia Organa ordered General Hera to do the thing we expressly forbid? *Alright, someone summon General Leia. She’s also under arrest.”*
@waffleonquaffle
@waffleonquaffle 9 месяцев назад
Nah, Leia can walk. Dunno how it works in US, but where I served if you got an order that contradicted a previous one, you are responsible for relaying that information to the second order-giver and they can decide if they still want the order followed through. If they say they do, you have to notify the original superiors about that. So basically, Hera is screwed either way
@LegendaryDorkKnight
@LegendaryDorkKnight 21 день назад
Yeah, except we find out that that's NOT what happened. Hera admits to the councilwoman that Leia did not give her orders or approve her actions until she had already disobeyed her superiors. Meaning not only should Hera be stripped of her rank, but C3PO should be taken into custody, even if he is just a droid. And Leia SHOULD be on trial for sending a droid to lie DURING A TRIAL on behalf of an insubordinate traitor.
@blackRXrider
@blackRXrider 9 месяцев назад
I don't understand why the costumes and set pieces look so cheap on this show. Did they spend all their money on the CGI? And for the love of God, can't Disney hire better fight choreographers?
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 9 месяцев назад
It’s all cheap because the filmmakers are LAZY
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 9 месяцев назад
Money laundering, just like the Rings of grifting.
@AshCosgrove
@AshCosgrove 9 месяцев назад
They spent $10 on the show, and the rest was laundered.
@dshadows2966
@dshadows2966 9 месяцев назад
Take huge budget, pocket half the money, use a quarter of the money for the actual show and bribe the everyone else with the remainder.
@Lightwish4K
@Lightwish4K 9 месяцев назад
@@chasehedges6775 I have a feeling, that producers and writers takes alot to high salery.. there is no way this shit is more expensive per episode than Marco polo, that was amazing set pieces :O
@ad-sd-vids5332
@ad-sd-vids5332 9 месяцев назад
I love it when a character‘s main personality is “I don’t want to be held accountable for my actions” and then the universe absolves her of all accountability of her actions
@cympimpin20
@cympimpin20 9 месяцев назад
Well she is a woman. "I don't want to be held accountable for my actions" literally is a woman's personality.
@portalmanHUN
@portalmanHUN 9 месяцев назад
Modern feminist dream. All the power of men but none of the responsibility.
@MaraJadeSkky
@MaraJadeSkky 9 месяцев назад
​@@cympimpin20as a woman, an actual biological female, can confirm you are correct. It's so embarrassing.
@JarenLemon
@JarenLemon 9 месяцев назад
How do you write Women so well? " *I think of a Man, and I take away Reason and Accountability.* "- Jack Nicholson.
@Ch0c0lateChimp
@Ch0c0lateChimp 9 месяцев назад
Wait so Leia is a Senator, and Mon Mothma is the Chancellor... How can Leia pardon Hera when Mon HIGHLY outranks her? Senators aren't even a part of the chain of command.
@yagamifire7861
@yagamifire7861 9 месяцев назад
Seriously this is like a member of a senate budget committee going "oh actually I ok'd that illegal usage of military equipment despite contradictory orders from the joint chiefs of staff and the president"
@chadbrochill19
@chadbrochill19 9 месяцев назад
Bad writing.
@sebas8225
@sebas8225 9 месяцев назад
It's filoni they mixed leia's rebels privileges with the post rebelion downgrading
@AlexandreLima-yu5jh
@AlexandreLima-yu5jh 9 месяцев назад
Leia didn't pardon Hera. Hera was being held accountable for using resources in an unsactioned mission. Leia made it sanctioned. (retroactively)
@AlexandreLima-yu5jh
@AlexandreLima-yu5jh 9 месяцев назад
Still abuse of authority, and bad writing, but at least not a complete joke.
@jeniferclemente1252
@jeniferclemente1252 9 месяцев назад
Illogical storytelling with logical commentary. Always the most entertaining part of watching these reviews. Thanks again for existing, Disparu 😆
@MrsMacLover
@MrsMacLover 9 месяцев назад
Well said
@TheRonaldbaxter
@TheRonaldbaxter 9 месяцев назад
I wanted the “good guys” to just die die die.
@jeniferclemente1252
@jeniferclemente1252 9 месяцев назад
@@TheRonaldbaxter same here. Especially when he kept saying “SHOOT THEM!” 😆
@MrsMacLover
@MrsMacLover 9 месяцев назад
@@TheRonaldbaxter a lot of the natives did die. I know Sabine just mildly hurt some with her light saber. but others were shot with blasters.
@insertclevernamehere1186
@insertclevernamehere1186 9 месяцев назад
What's crazy is that if Ezra really had been training in Force only combat those past 10 years, he'd actually be able to beat all those henchman with ease just by flicking his wrists. But we can't have him outshining Sabine, so naturally his mastery of the Force is simplified down to (dodge, push, repeat)...
@oXRaptorzXo
@oXRaptorzXo 9 месяцев назад
He still outshines Sabine easily lmao. Turns down a saber to give her a chance. Easily beats shin.
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 9 месяцев назад
@@oXRaptorzXo They do relise they were showing the actual sudent and Sabine has no force powers right? Basicaly they had the dumbest back and forth only for Sabine to pretent she is a jedi.
@aaronrowell6943
@aaronrowell6943 9 месяцев назад
I got something that has been bugging me since the Ashoka live-action first seeing it but she should be so powerful with the forest and a lightsaber is mostly unnecessary against cannon fodder. Ezra and Ashoka theoretically could just disarmed them with a wave or Jedi mind trick, but they always have to break out light sabers
@oXRaptorzXo
@oXRaptorzXo 9 месяцев назад
@@Raximus3000 rephrase, I don’t understand what your saying
@oXRaptorzXo
@oXRaptorzXo 9 месяцев назад
@@aaronrowell6943 so could any Jedi ever. They still use the sabers
@heatherblack7593
@heatherblack7593 9 месяцев назад
Disney is so confused about what makes someone good or evil. A true hero in ANY other actually good story would submit themselves to the appropriate authority for just punishment, and it would all turn out okay in the end, but there would be actual consequences. Disney’s heroes lie to get out of consequences for objective misdeeds and gloat that it worked.
@danyknight9107
@danyknight9107 9 месяцев назад
I dont think we can call this on Disney, we got the amazing Andor after all, a show that evaporates this piece of garbage at atomic level. They do have/can hire competent writers, producers, showrunners. I call this on Filoni, he is just a mediocre writer, at best, but they still give him freedom and opportunities to do what he wants. At this point he is not just "hit or miss" He is now a condecorated Stormtrooper, he misses all.
@ReinoldFZ
@ReinoldFZ 9 месяцев назад
I loved SCI Miami, sometimes they would be under legal attack by their superiors but they would continue to solve the case and proving they didn't step aside the law they sworn to follow.
@nmr7203
@nmr7203 9 месяцев назад
That's not a Disney thing, that's a Dave Filoni thing. He even repeated as his characters false surrendering all the time in Clone Wars.
@2nd_Directorate
@2nd_Directorate 9 месяцев назад
@@danyknight9107 Andor is an exception in Disney SW in nearly every aspect, down to costume design.
@TheL0ngbeard
@TheL0ngbeard 9 месяцев назад
She actually could argue herself out of it, considering what they have found is a credible threat, but she just acts like a batch...
@deusanti
@deusanti 9 месяцев назад
Ezra acted like he had some new amazing powers or something by refusing the lightsaber. He literally had nothing new. He force pushes. Yeah something a toddler learns as a jedi. WoW Disney hates men so much that they made him regress in training to become a toddler.
@2nd_Directorate
@2nd_Directorate 9 месяцев назад
Worse. Look at how the actor handles the Blaster. He knows what he is doing, looking clear down the sights and moves the barrel to point sight with a clean hunched down movement. This is in stark contrast to everyone else in this show, so one can assume once Feloni deemed it is finally time to let Ezra do something the actor took over.
@Drak976
@Drak976 9 месяцев назад
@@2nd_Directorate >I don't need a weapon all I need is the force >picks up a "crude" weapon nothing like the "elegant" light saber he was just offered I mean I should have seen this coming. Prediction: The Mando movie? There's going to be 3 children riding on dragons and they're all going to be in full mando suits. They're going to dismount their dragons by jet pack and come down and land in a superhero pose. Before of course all 3 lighting up their light sabers. 2 of them will be female 1 male and the male will turn out evil.
@pitchpanic2900
@pitchpanic2900 9 месяцев назад
There are many damning things that can be said about modern story telling from Hollywood, but the one that irritates me the most is how it is often obvious how the writers own lack of morality and principle shows thru in the scripts. The opening scene has an insubordinate general who disobeyed direct orders mouth off to the leaders of the New Republic, only to get bailed out by another punishable offense in the form of a lie. The show treats this like justice was done. The worst part is a senator can’t sanction a military operation AFTER the operation has been completed. That’s not how TIME works. These writers are both immoral and moronic.
@bring-out
@bring-out 9 месяцев назад
The writers are immature leftists who believe any kind of governmental authority is bad by default.
@matt54321100
@matt54321100 9 месяцев назад
Yep, it's framed like the General is correct and the senator is evil for being careful. It's moronic and somehow the SW shills are buying it.
@pyrolight7568
@pyrolight7568 9 месяцев назад
Yup. That being said, it does kinda line up with how the government of California is running things atm.
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 9 месяцев назад
@@pyrolight7568what
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 9 месяцев назад
What
@onesith4528
@onesith4528 9 месяцев назад
The intro court scene was hard to watch. Literally all Hera has to do is show proof. Which she has, but for some reason refuses. Then proceeds to lie to the government to get out of facing consequences. They absolutely destroyed Hera in my eyes
@markgrehan3726
@markgrehan3726 9 месяцев назад
Yeah, at first I liked the scene but then having C3PO pop in to lie when just showing the logs would have saved her was just so stupid but I guess we have to get those old nostalia characters in one last time.
@anon2752
@anon2752 9 месяцев назад
So idiotic and the fanboys will eat it up just because of the member-berry character lol
@beefsuprem0241
@beefsuprem0241 9 месяцев назад
Similar to Sabine just not answering any questions from Ezra about how she's there etc Zero accountability Just smirks and he leaves it at that😤 We're supposed to believe she's risked it all and the galaxy for a guy she's sorta friends with. Because as a Disney female she obviously cannot be attracted to a man😂😂
@onesith4528
@onesith4528 9 месяцев назад
@beefsuprem0241 oh she definitely wants him to blow her back out
@Kiljaedenas
@Kiljaedenas 9 месяцев назад
Seriously, she had an entire squadron of ships with her running scans on the transgalactic ship. FUCKING SHOW THE SCANS YOU DAFT BITCH!!!!
@dr.fritzknobel1806
@dr.fritzknobel1806 9 месяцев назад
Rosario Dawson's Ahsoka Tano has exactly two facial expressions: Smug complacency and standby. Most of the time they could use a cardboard cutout of her.
@rhyslightning3037
@rhyslightning3037 8 месяцев назад
They probably did we just couldnt tell the difference
@wookieninja8794
@wookieninja8794 9 месяцев назад
Pre-Disney Thrawn: Undefeated threat. Post-Disney Thrawn: Unwinnable threat. I swear these space granny witches are more of a threat than he is.
@dlwf11111
@dlwf11111 9 месяцев назад
Cos the show is made by a bunch of LA witches
@dlwf11111
@dlwf11111 9 месяцев назад
Cos the show is made by a bunch of LA witches
@mikeexits
@mikeexits 9 месяцев назад
They ruined so much in this show, even the Dathomirian Nightsisters. Remember when they made Darth Maul's brother into a hulking killing machine, and their leader almost killed Dooku with a voodoo doll over an open flame? That was oddly tough to watch even though he probably deserved it. Not to mention that those episodes of The Clone Wars (2008-2020), among all the others, were infinitely better than this crap.
@wookieninja8794
@wookieninja8794 9 месяцев назад
@@mikeexits yeah I didn't really like the 3d version of the clone wars. The 2003 clone wars will always be the canon one for me. Disney and filoni are just steaming piles of bantha poodoo.
@mikeexits
@mikeexits 9 месяцев назад
@@wookieninja8794 Hey, to each their own. I loved Samurai Jack but despite that I strongly prefer the 3D version of the Clone Wars. Star Wars and the EU are beautiful because there's so much material out there to appeal to many different tastes and preferences. Heck, there's even an official Star Wars R-rated horror novel!
@primmakinsofis614
@primmakinsofis614 9 месяцев назад
_"We cannot allow a general to go around acting like this is still a rebellion."_ How about starting with not allowing a general to act like an admiral? Or do the different branches of the military not exist in the Ahsoka universe?
@Unknownuser-co1pc
@Unknownuser-co1pc 9 месяцев назад
I suppose its becuase jedi often held the rank of general which was the highest rank there, sort of was in the Republic I guess, so maybe that's why 🤷
@AshCosgrove
@AshCosgrove 9 месяцев назад
You're assuming the writers have any knowledge of military chain of command.
@strategicperson95
@strategicperson95 9 месяцев назад
​@@Unknownuser-co1pc by that logic, why would Vader bother promoting Piett to Admiral when he had General Veers there? For those that don't know, Veers was the guy he came to report to Vader of Hoth's planetary shield, and tried to explain Ozzels reasoning for why, but Vader interrupted him which was him telling Veers not to cover for Ozzel's blunder. Also for the Rebels, they had General Madine who organized the assault team on the shield generator on the Endor moon. You don't see Madine taking part of the attack on the Death Star. And for those that point to General Odanna from episode 4 who was in command of the attack on the Death Star, I think Generals have jurisdiction over starfighters placed over their watch. So instead of think Army, Air Force, Navy. Think the starfighters placement like back in WW2 where the Army and Navy had their own Air Forces attached and under their jurisdiction like with the US and Japan. Hera really should have been stationed on some planet or stuck under the command of an Admiral with her rank of General. Ie she'd have to be kissing the Admirals @$$ to get resources she need, even fighter squadrons.
@stoneymahoney9106
@stoneymahoney9106 9 месяцев назад
The writers heard military sounding words while they were growing up and decided this was a good context to use them
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 9 месяцев назад
Sadly there's precedence in the OT, when Han Solo and Lando were both made Generals... It's just carried over to and through Disney.
@adamwest8256
@adamwest8256 9 месяцев назад
Thrawn could have really used an advisor like Ellen Ripley to help him in that battle. "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
@prodigalsonofsuns
@prodigalsonofsuns 9 месяцев назад
He had Captain Pellaeon, his second in command. If Thrawn is the equivalent to Sherlock Holmes, Pellaeon was his Watson. Alas, he was an honorable and dutiful imperial officer, and even worse, a MAN. We can't have that.
@The13thRonin
@The13thRonin 9 месяцев назад
Just get one starship to hyperspace jump through it. It's canon now...
@AdonanS
@AdonanS 9 месяцев назад
I fully expected Ahsoka to curse Sabine out for her betrayal. Does she not know Sabine is the reason the enemy found Thrawne?
@Darkanent
@Darkanent 9 месяцев назад
Lol, all is forgiven and NOT addressed!
@matthewskullblood9778
@matthewskullblood9778 9 месяцев назад
Considering how much plot armor sabine has. She should have died in her first fight, her second fight and her third fight
@jonathanschubert9052
@jonathanschubert9052 8 месяцев назад
I didn't know that
@pyrolight7568
@pyrolight7568 9 месяцев назад
The funniest part is that she is a general, not an admiral. Her job is to lead ground operations, nothing more. The admirals worry about space.
@xLionsxxSmithyx
@xLionsxxSmithyx 9 месяцев назад
Watching Ezra talk at Sabine was like watching someone have a conversation with a brick. Everything he asked her she just responded with 1 word replies.
@ggrarl
@ggrarl 9 месяцев назад
In the words of Father Jack, "Ah, feck it! Fed up with briiiiick!"
@ellisdalton4282
@ellisdalton4282 9 месяцев назад
The Mad Goose Wizard demands more respect!
@CujoHyer
@CujoHyer 9 месяцев назад
Ezra is just a intersectional feminists idea of what a guy should be.
@bring-out
@bring-out 9 месяцев назад
It's complicated...
@MichaelCravith
@MichaelCravith 9 месяцев назад
What a payoff to her season-long quest to desperately find him amirite?
@trajanthegreat2928
@trajanthegreat2928 9 месяцев назад
How can Hera not have any evidence of what’s happened. Is there not security footage of Baylon attacking the ship in episode 1, the fight between Ahsoka and the mystery box sith in episode 2, or the presence of the Sith around the ring in episode 3?
@bethanyh1637
@bethanyh1637 9 месяцев назад
This was a problem from the earlier episodes...The security footage was a plot point of the show. So we know it exists. Even without it, you've got a ship full of a dead crew members and an escaped prisoner. There was already a ton of evidence that Hera could have but never mentions. But now its gotten worse because there is even more evidence that she never bothers to mention. A new major point of the story, was R2DWho almost got them all killed so it could fully scan the Ring. There's no reason Hera wouldn't have a copy of that file after they found Ahsoka.
@cristiancandru8610
@cristiancandru8610 9 месяцев назад
How do you prove the ring was actually going to get Thrawn? How do you prove the key is not an ancient artifact used to explore space whales, and Baylan just wants to go to another galaxy to explore? Where is the connection to Thrawn in all of that? Baylan is not Sith, you can't use the argument that the Sith is back.
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 месяцев назад
@@cristiancandru8610You don’t need a connection to Thrawn. An armed group invaded republic installations, killed people and built this thing, all while being directly tied to the former empire by their own words and actions. Governments usually don’t need a single super enemy to consider this kind of clandestine operations a threat. The pure existence of an armed force doing such things would require a reaction from the republic, no matter how is pulling the strings. While this show tries to make Thrawn the only threat worth mentioning, reality is often that you follow the terrorists to whatever boss they have, not the other way around.
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 9 месяцев назад
The problem with WOKE Feminism is that they only care about FEELINGS! To hell with the facts! Hera NEVER bothered to present proof when she had literally TONS of footage that would have supported her words but was just too DUMB to use it because the writers are stuck in Feminist Brainfreeze land! Why don't you listen to her FEEFEES? What do you mean you want Proof?!
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 9 месяцев назад
@@cristiancandru8610 Explain the Empire Remnants that were stealing Hyperspace Drives. They had 6 or 7 for that Hyperspace ring did they not? Would that not be probable cause to investigate? Someone is stealing a number of Hyperdrives, you have data to link them to a Hyperspace Gate. Forget investigating for Thrawn, why wouldn't you just do it after you found IMPERIAL SPIES IN YOUR RANKS STEALING VALUABLE EQUIPMENT!?
@LimSky420
@LimSky420 9 месяцев назад
Sabine is one of the most infuriating characters... she ain't even tell Ezra Miller she betrayed Ahsoka and went with the bad guys to rescue him. Ezra should go Mad-Goose Wizard on her ass! 😂
@haku8135
@haku8135 9 месяцев назад
She was in trouble because she disobeyed orders and then refused to provide evidence that she did it for a good reason. Then C3PO shows up, says she DID have permission, also without evidence of this order ever being given, and THAT'S fine? And these writers think they're UNDER paid?
@haku8135
@haku8135 9 месяцев назад
Thrawn has literally no resources worth bringing back. HE is the resource. Why didn't they shuttle him up to the eye of sauron immediately and use THE SHIP THEY BUILT SPECIFICALLY TO JUMP BETWEEN GALAXIES to get him back to the galaxy where he could restart the war!?
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 9 месяцев назад
@@haku8135 Because that might strand our... heroes... in the wrong galaxy with no way home. Why Thrawn might think this is a problem is left as an exercise for the audience.
@haku8135
@haku8135 9 месяцев назад
@@boobah5643 The fucking space whales aren't dead, and Ezra can control them. That is literally how they got to this galaxy in the first place.
@haraldbredsdorff2699
@haraldbredsdorff2699 9 месяцев назад
Senator Leia signed out on the order? How does that help? She is a senator, or a general. Unless she somehow became a admiral, non of this would make the orders more legal, would it? Do not of these writers understand chain of command?
@strategicperson95
@strategicperson95 9 месяцев назад
They made Leia the equivalent to the Secretary of Defense. Even still, very questionable. I'll even say this "New Republic" is more corrupt than the one before it.
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 9 месяцев назад
The writers are unintentionally helping to describe how dysfunctional the New Republic is. If individual Senators can give orders to the military, it would result in bloody chaos. OTOH, that probably explains the incompetence of the New Republic navy - *ALL* of which was in orbit around the worlds of the Hosnian system during Force Awakens. Probably some deep cover First Order sleeper agent who became Senator gave the order and won the war in a single shot.
@John-Doe-Yo
@John-Doe-Yo 9 месяцев назад
It would be like me getting pulled over for speeding and I say to the cop well the mayor told me to.
@jamesb.russell2942
@jamesb.russell2942 9 месяцев назад
Idk how Star Wars ranks work (especially in the New Republic chain of command) but usually Admirals are for Navy (or in this case, spaceships) while Generals are for ground troops (Army, Air Force and Marines, for reference). In the US military, Admirals and Generals are the same pay grades and the Navy is the only outlier. I assume in science fiction/fantasy they want a system that integrates both but it's just a little confusing without seeking out supplemental material that explains how this rank structure and chain-of-command works. I just wanna know if the Empire or New Republic have military branches, just to clear things up a little.
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 9 месяцев назад
@@jamesb.russell2942 The Rebellion had both admirals and generals; not at all clear what got you one title over the other; Admiral Ackbar ran a fleet, General Dodonna ran a base, General Solo ran an infantry infiltration unit, and General Calrissian ran a fighter/bomber unit. The 'Leia signed off on this' is pretty absurd; even if part of the military (or at least the bit that Hera's supposedly running) answers directly to a Senate committee, it follows that that's the committee she'd've been talking to and getting called in front of the whole time... and has notably not included Senator Organa among its members.
@nont18411
@nont18411 9 месяцев назад
5:34 C3PO: “I’m here on a behalf of senator Leia Organa.” Shills: “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” “Organa? He said Organa!” “Dave Felony can take my soul. (salute)”
@brianmurphy6480
@brianmurphy6480 9 месяцев назад
I always hear "Layah Orgasma." 🤷‍♂️
@portalmanHUN
@portalmanHUN 9 месяцев назад
HE SAID THE NAME AND I CLAPPED
@DarthDevorin
@DarthDevorin 9 месяцев назад
"Well, it's gonna be hard for Hera to get out of this one." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
@roberthill5549
@roberthill5549 9 месяцев назад
Grand Admiral Thrawn is simply an outstanding, superior military strategist. The reason he was feared in the EU is because he commanded the full might of the remaining quarter of the entire Empire . In this stupid timeline, the Empire is *gone* except for some super-secret "New Order" that "the Emperor" assembles where it is entirety hidden from everyone else. Why would the New Republic be so terrified of a commander that everyone thought was dead, and that has *no forces to command?* This idiotic storyline makes absolutely zero sense. I'm positive that the writers need Spell-check just to make the script legible.
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 9 месяцев назад
Well, no. Thrawn didn't have "the full might of the remaining quarter of the entire Empire ." Dude had a squadron of _Imperial_ star destroyers, some knowledge, and a snazzy uniform... and parlayed that into nearly destroying the New Republic when his plan came together.
@bare-footjo35
@bare-footjo35 9 месяцев назад
Most of the Empire was under control of warlords at this point was it not? I believe the largest faction was in the core systems and Thrawn was just returning from his mission in the Unknown Regions.
@cristiancandru8610
@cristiancandru8610 9 месяцев назад
They are terrified because deep down they know that they don't actually control anything, the galaxy is in chaos, the New Republic is just filling a void of power that can be easily overthrown of some more powerful entity galvanized some resources for its cause.
@solan7978
@solan7978 9 месяцев назад
Exactly what I was thinking! To be more specific, though, Thrawn wasn't feared simply because he commanded the quarter of the galaxy comprising what was left of the Empire; he was feared because he demonstrated to the New Republic, over and over again, his terrifying tactical and strategic brilliance. What has the Thrawn in Rebels and this series ever done to warrant being considered a military genius?
@scockery
@scockery 9 месяцев назад
Wait until the reveal, that the "coup" that the First Order had was against Thrawn. And Thrawn is killed by Kylo Ren.
@alarsonious2071
@alarsonious2071 9 месяцев назад
What "personal gain"? She didn't gain anything. She hasn't moved a stick in six episodes. She's repeatedly done nothing other than be late and spend gas money...
@jakubadamec3243
@jakubadamec3243 9 месяцев назад
well said :-D
@fionnaitsradag5152
@fionnaitsradag5152 9 месяцев назад
Not only has Thrawn been hitting the doughnuts; but C3PO seems to have gained some weight as well.
@AKUJIVALDO
@AKUJIVALDO 9 месяцев назад
Too much oil baths? LOL
@agustintorres4608
@agustintorres4608 9 месяцев назад
Amazing isn't it they managed to make a ROBOT that looked thin, look FAT.
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 9 месяцев назад
He looks like a blue Elon Musk with red eyes. ...is that how twitter saw him when he was carrying that sink?
@Yak1312
@Yak1312 9 месяцев назад
Thrawn isn’t just fat, he’s a carrier.
@ariel_of_narnia4482
@ariel_of_narnia4482 9 месяцев назад
Best part of this episode: Disparu repeatedly shouting, “SHOOT THEM!!” The breakdown of all the poor choreography and lack of military tactic was fantastic entertainment.
@NewTypeDilemma01
@NewTypeDilemma01 9 месяцев назад
Seven episodes in and it's the only time we see Ahsoka _actually_ emote. And the emote in question fell flat on its face, like everything else in the show.
@james_tiberius_kirk73
@james_tiberius_kirk73 9 месяцев назад
This is how I watch Star Wars now. Vicariously through Disparu. 10 years old when I saw Star Wars - I don't know what it is anymore. Thanks mate - from AUSTRALIA!
@BarbarellaAlpha
@BarbarellaAlpha 9 месяцев назад
youre aussie? cool me too! hail from Sydney!
@michaelotoole1807
@michaelotoole1807 9 месяцев назад
i was also 10 years old when i watched star wars in 1977. im stunned at what star wars has become. disparu is the only way i can find entertainment from star wars now. bravo! sir!
@james_tiberius_kirk73
@james_tiberius_kirk73 9 месяцев назад
@@BarbarellaAlpha Nice one mate good to see you! (Melbourne)
@merlin-ju6fu
@merlin-ju6fu 9 месяцев назад
If the councilwoman knows General Hera is lying in public and to the council, how does the councilwoman know Hera will not lie again ?
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 9 месяцев назад
It doesn't take Phoenix Wright to deduce that if Hera had authorization she would have brought it up when trying to defend her actions. So, apparently, because Hera's too stupid to come up with a lie, because she's close enough for Leia to stick her neck out for her, but not close enough to contact Leia ahead of time to smooth her way. This is a very particular level of closeness.
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 месяцев назад
That’s the only thing that actually makes sense: as a politician, Mon Mothma simply expects everybody to lie … it’s after all the same she does as well (watch Andor to know that this is true).
@rhys5958
@rhys5958 9 месяцев назад
Remember Yoda telling Obi-Wan he could communicate with his old master with a significant amount of training? Yeah apparently anyone can just do that now too 😂 poor Obi
@thomaswedge42
@thomaswedge42 9 месяцев назад
What Ahsoka did to find Sabine was the equivalent of Leia sensing Luke's location after his duel with Vader in Cloud City in Empire, and Leia had 0 force training Luke just reached out through the force. Also learning to communicate with his old master was connecting to the force netherworld.
@AnnettaSongstress
@AnnettaSongstress 9 месяцев назад
The writers seem to think that Sabine is Wonderwoman with the amount of times she magically uses her gauntlets to block stuff. 😂 It was unbelievable with Wonderwoman- it's worse with Sabine.
@santi_super_stunts2573
@santi_super_stunts2573 9 месяцев назад
Wonder Woman has super reflexes , you know that right?
@ForcefighterX2
@ForcefighterX2 9 месяцев назад
When ever I saw a bad series or movie, as I was young, I asked myself how bad it could actually get. I was actually debating with my brother how much brain a human needs for creating some kind of minimal quality level. Thanks to modern Hollywood, I now know that there exist humans out there, which seem to have no common sense whatsoever, and purely simulate intellect by forming somewhat grammatically correct sentences. This is why I only watch old movies from between 1980 and 2010 - and then I watch Disparu in order to have a laugh over modern trash TV.
@jamesb.russell2942
@jamesb.russell2942 9 месяцев назад
That's a good year range, but I think movies from even 1927 are pretty good. But for everything 2013 and onward, tread cautiously. Like it becomes homework to figure out if something is worth watching. It's exhausting, but at least the past 50 years of cinema and TV is a big enough gamut to entertain me for a good long while before I'll crave anything new.
@headlessfool7050
@headlessfool7050 9 месяцев назад
@@AHHTHEFRENCHAMPAGNE Have a look at "Lucky # Slevin" .
@daneyal7162
@daneyal7162 9 месяцев назад
I do have to agree that modern entertainment has this ability to make you go back and revisit things from your past, and appreciate them in a new light. I've been revisiting so many shows and movies from my past in the past years more than I did in the years before that.
@poijnve3912
@poijnve3912 9 месяцев назад
eeh mlp g4 is quite the masterpice in that regard, it the perfect 8. it has everything to be the minimal quality lvl for a good show, but at the same time is unpolish and unrefined to go pass an 8.
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 9 месяцев назад
You should see the Star Wars Disney shills engaging their brains to Warp 10 just to come up with excuses for this show! Episode 7 was AWFUL!
@Nautilus1972
@Nautilus1972 9 месяцев назад
Did anyone notice that Ezra tells Sabine that he gave his saber to her … when he had given it to Chopper?
@BrainB161
@BrainB161 9 месяцев назад
She-Hulk writers - "We don't know how to write court room scenes." Dave Filoni - "Me, neither." Also, if it was supposed to be a court-martial, where were the higher ranking (or really any other) military personnel, or even her council? It looked more like a terrible attempt at a senate hearing.
@evanpeacock6103
@evanpeacock6103 9 месяцев назад
What saddens me the most is we had books that were basically scripts for the next several movies or TV shows if they wanted to do them that way that were written in the 90s that had good character development and actual plot. They could have even had their strong female characters in there as well like Mara Jade and a few others, but Disney is so dumb and incompetent they didn't realize that they were just handed a masterpiece and they threw it in a dumpster!
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 9 месяцев назад
Buddy that would require an addaptation... ARE YOU EXPECTING A WESTRERN STUDIO TO DO A FAITHFULL ADDAPTATION??? You must be insane!!!
@2nd_Directorate
@2nd_Directorate 9 месяцев назад
Royalties and copyrights to the characters. That is the answer to it. Disney was greedy and decided they don´t want to share.
@JohnnyScribe
@JohnnyScribe 9 месяцев назад
It's not surprising when writers write dumb characters they expect the audience to think are smart. It surprises me when they write a dumb character they expect the audience to think are smart and then also have another character point out how dumb they're being. It makes me want to grab them by the neck and scream YOU KNEW! YOU SAW HOW STUPID AND CONVOLUTED THIS WAS AND YOU WROTE IT ANYWAY!? WHY?!
@JB-yb4wn
@JB-yb4wn 9 месяцев назад
Grab them by the neck? Find a window to chuck them out of, let gravity decide this.
@ilfirinms
@ilfirinms 9 месяцев назад
They didn't knew. They think they wrote bad character - opposite of them. Take Rings Of Power., most reasonable a sympathetic guy there is ... Sauron, that's a magnificent achievement of quality of writers.
@JB-yb4wn
@JB-yb4wn 9 месяцев назад
@@ilfirinms And what makes it more amazing is that Sauron doesn't even have fallopian tubes! 😅
@thomasretkon8310
@thomasretkon8310 9 месяцев назад
For me its difficult to walk the steps of grief when the dead thing (star wars) is dug up again and again and you see the stages of decomposition, Ashoka Series is a great example, a mindless and heartless Zombie...
@matthewmosier8439
@matthewmosier8439 9 месяцев назад
It looks like a parody show, to me. The quality I mean. Like in the early 2000's when those films would get made and released on dvd. The casting and costumes are just so "off" that it feels completely fake.
@kaltaron1284
@kaltaron1284 9 месяцев назад
If you want good Star Wars, I'd recommend some of the games. Like Empire at War and it's various mods. Some of the action ones are also pretty good. Or just rewatch Space Balls again. The best Star Wars movie of them all.
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 9 месяцев назад
This might actually be worse than cw shows like batwoman.
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 9 месяцев назад
Nah
@sneeringimperialist6667
@sneeringimperialist6667 9 месяцев назад
And the mainstream media giving the corpse a big juicy kiss on the lips...
@cmd31220
@cmd31220 9 месяцев назад
This is why i said last week that this portrayal of Thrawn is awful. He's meant to be the ultimate tactician that considers every variable in his planning. But the writers arent nearly that intelligent so they just SAY hes considering every angle while literally allowing the "heroes" to do whatever they want an his plan is literally just "send like 20 stormtroopers" Its just embarrassing. This episode is on par with Kenobi when a dozen Hollywood writers came up with "just hide her Leia under his coat lol"
@civilprotection3114
@civilprotection3114 9 месяцев назад
Just so people know Dave Filloni, who wrote this show and Rebels, made it so Thrawn was defeated by Ezra and his group because they made a Star Destroyer commander disobey the orders of one of the best tacticians in the Empire. Dave cannot write a competent bad guy to save his life.
@shadowjack239
@shadowjack239 9 месяцев назад
"Ah yes, 'Thrawn'. The unbeatable Imperial Admiral allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim."
@VespoLiveGaming
@VespoLiveGaming 9 месяцев назад
So Leia Organa is a Senator... what planet dies she represent? The one that got turned into a cloud of radioactive vapor in episode 4?
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 9 месяцев назад
Endor. She's Senator of the Ewoks. Probably, with Disney.
@bethanyh1637
@bethanyh1637 9 месяцев назад
I asked this a few weeks ago when they first name dropped her. Some one was kind (or crazy) enough to look it up. Apparently, Star Wars Senators are regional or system-wide and not just a representatives of a single planet. So she still represents the remnant of the Aldreraan people. Still, it doesn't explain why she went back to such a lowly title, given the needs of her people and her rank in the rebellion. Or why this transitional government is so eager to re-implement what doomed the first Republic... but gross incompetence is becoming the clear answer for that one.
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 9 месяцев назад
@@bethanyh1637 Well, it was the Rebellion to Restore the Galactic Republic. At least sometimes.
@travisvanalst4698
@travisvanalst4698 9 месяцев назад
Dave Filoni is absolutely terrible for this franchise. Something you missed is that Ahsoka dropped right next to Baylan to then leave the fight and go to help Sabine. Why wouldn’t she just land next to Sabine?😊
@hibiscus779
@hibiscus779 9 месяцев назад
Ahsoka actualy carefully timed her slip and slide off the ship, so she literally and figuratively made sure she would be out of position and have to fight Baylan, who was also just standing there like a lugnut
@drizztofrivia7495
@drizztofrivia7495 9 месяцев назад
I love how Grogu had to choose between training in the ways of the Jedi or wearing armor (he chose to wear the armor and to rejoin Din Djarin) and how Sabine is like... Rules?, Where I am going there are no rules...
@thomaswedge42
@thomaswedge42 9 месяцев назад
Luke's doctrine seems to be very old fashioned for training a Jedi likely following the Jedi manuscripts, Ahsoka technically never became a Jedi Knight, let alone a Master as she said in rebels "I'm no Jedi", Sabine's not a Jedi Padawan she's an Apprentice.
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 9 месяцев назад
Grogu doesn't even need training, so he doesn't lose anything...
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 9 месяцев назад
@@thomaswedge42 What is the difference in anything but name?
@kateeekate9966
@kateeekate9966 9 месяцев назад
Ahsoka refused to train Grogu due to his connection to Din yet trains Sabine who is a known rule breaker with no force abilities and is besotted with Ezra. Good going Soks, your choice doomed the galaxy 🙄
@AshCosgrove
@AshCosgrove 9 месяцев назад
I feel sorry for Anthony Daniels. You can definitely hear the age in his voice in this as C-3PO. Dude deserves a better show.
@bring-out
@bring-out 9 месяцев назад
Yeah C3PO sounded bad.
@markgrehan3726
@markgrehan3726 9 месяцев назад
Honestly I dont think we should feel too sorry for him as he's managed again to get a Star Wars pay cheque. I swear he must know where the bodies are buried.
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 9 месяцев назад
@@markgrehan3726 I mean, why should he? He is retired and they occasionally call him to record some C3PO's lines, he doesn't care.
@michaelfishman6082
@michaelfishman6082 9 месяцев назад
Why do you feel bad for him? He gets paid for a 30 second cameo You feel bad for a rich old actor who still gets paid for almost doing nothing , i feel bad for old people with no money or a job.
@MichaelCravith
@MichaelCravith 9 месяцев назад
I tried not to be too excited to see Ezra in this - I actually liked the character in Rebels - because I knew disappointment was coming. And here we are anyway.
@danyknight9107
@danyknight9107 9 месяцев назад
This is not Thrawn, this is a brain dead cell of Filoni
@GamerGarm
@GamerGarm 9 месяцев назад
@@danyknight9107 Jake Thrawn, just like Jake Skywalker. Failoni and Ruin Johnson are creators of equal caliber.
@cympimpin20
@cympimpin20 9 месяцев назад
Same. The only reason why I sailed the high seas for this show is because I loved Rebels and was invested in the outcome of the Ezra and Sabine story. My disappointment is palpable.
@michaelhammers7828
@michaelhammers7828 9 месяцев назад
I made the joke that the very first thing the antagonists see when entering the new galaxy was Ezra’s corpse slowly drifting across the screen, bumping into the window and giant windshield wipers appear and wipe Ezra’s body off the window, and I think I actually wanted something like that to happen the more I made the joke. Naturally, it felt a little convenient when not only is Ezra alive and well, but on the very same planet as the antagonists, and in the same village tribe thing as the Grunts from Halo.
@mazkeraid4039
@mazkeraid4039 19 дней назад
​@@danyknight9107 It's Vurawn because he had a different name, "Kivu'raw'nuru." I refuse to call this guy by that same name. If I were Timothy Zahn, I would be disgusted.
@kere546
@kere546 9 месяцев назад
You hit the nail on the head. The essential problem with modern TV storytelling is that no character can be smarter than the writers, who can only feel but cannot think. It would have been so much better if the writers' strike had failed and they had all been replaced by toasters.
@solan7978
@solan7978 9 месяцев назад
Bingo!
@theskycavedin
@theskycavedin 9 месяцев назад
What's funny is that the WGA conceded on AI so they might be replaced anyways!
@troymash8109
@troymash8109 9 месяцев назад
They only won the strike in their own minds. Shows are getting cancelled left and right, lots won't find work over the next year. The money is gone. People aren't lining up for the product and that trend is only growing worse for them.
@ShadowSaberBaroxio
@ShadowSaberBaroxio 9 месяцев назад
Ezra randomly not wanting to use a weapon just to go back and take a stormtrooper blaster seems forced asf. Like Ezra isn't ALLOWED to upstage Sabine at all, even when he should logically be MUCH better than her. What type of Faustian Bargain did you make with Kathleen Kennedy, Dave Filoni?
@JB-yb4wn
@JB-yb4wn 9 месяцев назад
Well Dave wants a sex change operation, obviously.
@mazkeraid4039
@mazkeraid4039 9 месяцев назад
I had no idea, he’s just creatively predictable at this point.
@MarvinHartmann452
@MarvinHartmann452 9 месяцев назад
The rules of writing for modern audience forbid any woman to be saved or bettered by a man..
@smoore6461
@smoore6461 9 месяцев назад
SOOOOO glad the writers stopped their strike and will be coming back to give us more dumpster fires like this!!! So so glad, because without the writers we would never have this bollocks to destroy ANY last vestige of what used to be Star Wars.
@Kiljaedenas
@Kiljaedenas 9 месяцев назад
"Capital ship getting impregnated by a mountain"...why have I not learned my lesson of never watch one of these things while drinking coffee?
@SwashBuccaneer
@SwashBuccaneer 9 месяцев назад
The sad thing is that people online are calling for Filoni to be given the reigns to Star Wars and say things like he's the only one that has a vision and can handle Star Wars. lol
@2nd_Directorate
@2nd_Directorate 9 месяцев назад
Oh he has a vision...of Ahsoka and himself making out...he allways had that.
@Nautilus1972
@Nautilus1972 9 месяцев назад
Wait til Ezra finds out that Sabine knows that Thrawn is looking for them and just won’t say … for some reason.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 9 месяцев назад
-Find out what the whales eat -Stuff a big bomb inside the food -Detonate it once the whales eat the food -Wham Bam, no more Ahsoka *This idea was brought to you by someone with average Earth intelligence.*
@damonr6987
@damonr6987 9 месяцев назад
It's funny the bearded monk didn't take the light saber, but later picked up a blaster during fight. Grand Unadmirable Prawn pretends to be a master strategist but everything he does seems to help out his enemies aiding in their escape. Grandma Soka training looked like a stiff board moving through molasses. 3PO's cameo was boring and while he handed them some data chip, we never got to see what's on. So basically they took an androids word that Leigh approved the mission. Oh....and yes, Punk Rock Girl is the worst actress on TV. No emotion while in a gun battle fighting for her life. Deliberately blocking blaster shot with her beskar armor as a Jedi with a light saber. Darth Poodle looked lost after the fight only to have Grandma Soka offer her a hand to help. She runs away like a teen being put on punishment by their parents instead sticking around and continue the fight like Darth Maul in the Phantom Menance. One more thing, Grandma Soka ship was being attacked by three fighters for half the episode and never received any damage! This show is horrible and seems it was created to target 5-12 year olds with elementary dialogues and powder puff fight scenes.
@GamerGarm
@GamerGarm 9 месяцев назад
As a continuation for a kids show (The Clone Wars and Rebels) yes, that checks out. That's Failoni's audience and he knows. That's the level of writing he is most comfortable with.
@2nd_Directorate
@2nd_Directorate 9 месяцев назад
@@GamerGarm This is the max of his capabilities....
@flgio8768
@flgio8768 9 месяцев назад
Lmao when you make nitpicking a passion
@anon-yw4wd
@anon-yw4wd 9 месяцев назад
My favorite part is how Dave Filoni needs to cherry pick the Expanded Universe to make his original characters relevant.
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 9 месяцев назад
*and failing
@HenryBonesJr
@HenryBonesJr 9 месяцев назад
When Sabine says (about the Emperor dying), "That's what people say"... that's the writer and producers giving a wink and a nod about Exegol and Ep 9. I don't know why people think Filoni is going to retcon the "sequels."
@ngabel8956
@ngabel8956 9 месяцев назад
If only Jango Fett used his wrists to block Mace Windu's lightsaber.
@2nd_Directorate
@2nd_Directorate 9 месяцев назад
Or lowerd his chin a bit....
@1738Creations
@1738Creations 9 месяцев назад
Maybe it's different for real artists, as in those of us who can draw, but when we look at something the next day there's a good chance we'll throw it away and start again. Never have I ever heard of an artist, a real artist, thinking their work is garbage one day then great the next. Only delusional, entitled, talentless hollywood brats.
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 9 месяцев назад
I'm not sure about artists, but I've definitely appreciated things more, later on in life. Or, not been interested at all at a younger age and then absolutely loved it at an older age. But, we are speaking too vaguely here. Star Wars is dead.
@oddbizarious224
@oddbizarious224 9 месяцев назад
As an artist (drawing) and a writer, I can say I've written something one day and feel unsure about it, but the next day I can see it more clearly because I've had time away from it, and can better judge it. To be generous to that guy, he could be talking about that general situation of writing something and being insecure about it, assuming it's bad, only to read it the next day and see you were too hard on yourself. Not so much for drawing though. I can see the flaws immediately as the medium is visual. Writing typically takes longer reflection, especially in a lengthy narrative. You can write something that in isolation is good, but it doesn't fit into the rest of your story, so you have to scrap it. I can't say I've ever thought something was HOT garbage one day but GREAT the next. At most I've had a bad writing session, but the next day I see good pieces in the mess I can pick out, polish, and use. Over the years I've gotten faster at judging my writing, and can more easily see in the moment whether what I have is good or not. Overall, I can't give the benefit of the doubt to many writers in the TV/movie industry nowadays; from the writer of Antman to Rian Johnson to writers of various TV shows, I've seen them all express initial doubts about their scripts in commentaries, only to sweep those doubts aside with various flimsy excuses, not to mention outright dismissing others' critiques or pushback. There's this general sense the craft of writing doesn't matter as long as you accomplish your vision of the story or the characters, or as long as you elicit emotion from viewers. It doesn't matter how you get to your plot points (contrivances), or how you excite emotions in your audience (member-berries), it just matters that you get there.
@Emma_2Banks
@Emma_2Banks 9 месяцев назад
I’ll sum it up for you: Hera dodges all consequences, Assoka fights Baylan for 25 seconds then runs away, they all reunite and dominate the villains, and the whole episode is basically a chase scene that goes on for too long. Oh and btw, those stormtroopers are just normal stormtroopers with fancy red cloth on their armor.
@zeroryuj6093
@zeroryuj6093 9 месяцев назад
Both Ahsoka and The Mandalorian unintentionally highlight why a Mandalorian with a Lightsaber would be absolutely terrifying. They're one of the very few people who can grapple and use their entire body in a lightsaber dual which allows them to use several tactics closed to most while being able to exploit their opponent. For context, if you took this into reality it would essentially be a unarmored knight fighting a fully armored knight. Automatic win? No, but a SIGNIFICANT advantage especially when dealing with a weapon where all you really have to do is touch the other person with it, now it's a MASSIVE advantage.
@Dave_L913
@Dave_L913 9 месяцев назад
I'm sure Anthony Daniels was thrilled that the true star of Star Wars was able to join the cast of this show. Wow, I just realized why they had Sabine allude to the Emperor not being dead -- they can't have a Body Type 1 say something that the audience knows is wrong.
@marychocolatefairy
@marychocolatefairy 9 месяцев назад
Yes, that's what I thought was behind the Emperor line. Either because she's a stronk whamen or as she's Sabine in particular, their most precious girl boss who is practically perfect in every way.
@MrsMacLover
@MrsMacLover 9 месяцев назад
​@@marychocolatefairyI wonder if Sabine could out-Rey Rey.
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 месяцев назад
It was an attempt at making Sabine look smart. It obviously failed due to not making sense at all. But hey, the writer tried and should get a participation trophy anyway.
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 9 месяцев назад
@@MrsMacLover Oh my god... the amount of damage that would be on screen. Bad Plots would be defeated by Bad Plot Armor, but they would also need to be broke through by Girl Power, but then the power of the Mary Sue comes into play... Its like the Powerpuff girl song "Mary Sue, Bad Plot, and Plot Armor. These were the ingredients to make the Force Female".
@luisgoncalves5812
@luisgoncalves5812 9 месяцев назад
I always suffer through every episode of ahsoka just to be able to watch these reviews. They are so much better than the show. I want a t-shirt saying "definitely not merch"
@danyknight9107
@danyknight9107 9 месяцев назад
XD I want one but with ""SHOOT THEM"
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 месяцев назад
Lol, I see no need to watch this show. It’s obvious that these reviews are the only good thing about Ahsoka and they are more than enough on their own.
@christinailderkova7044
@christinailderkova7044 9 месяцев назад
Not even watching the show 😂😂😂
@father-sonflightsimulator3838
@father-sonflightsimulator3838 9 месяцев назад
Exactly right in all points. As I was watching the episode, I lost count of how many times I shouted WTF at the TV. Timothy Zahn captured the intelligent ruthlessness of Thrawn (who would absolutely discipline mistakes, such as tractor beam failure to capture Luke), but Disney turns Thrawn into an incapable moron that ignores failures to plans. It’s infuriating!
@mazkeraid4039
@mazkeraid4039 19 дней назад
This character is Vurawn, not Thrawn from the old EU days who died by unexpected betrayal.
@justadummy8076
@justadummy8076 9 месяцев назад
The funniest part of this series is when Ezra says that he doesn’t need a weapon, making it seem like he’s gone full pacifist, and then immediately picks up a blaster & shoots stormtroopers dead on the spot 🤦🏾‍♂️ They couldn’t even commit to it for one episode, or even five minutes 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
@justadummy8076
@justadummy8076 9 месяцев назад
This is obviously done so that Sabine can keep the lightsaber and become a full Jedi, thus completing the cucking of all male Jedi in Star Wars
@jong.7944
@jong.7944 9 месяцев назад
I miss the days when stories that were bad at least made logical sense. Sure, sometimes they resorted to a deus ex machina, but at least that possibility was within the realm of reason. The vast majority of crap I’ve seen on streaming for the past few years resembles a game of MadLibs with poorly connected scenes written by separate writers more than an actual story, and D+ is the worst of that crap.
@trevoravery9270
@trevoravery9270 9 месяцев назад
"a game of MadLibs with poorly connected scenes written by separate writers more than an actual story" in other words, they have been using Ai to write stories for the last 5 -10 years or so.
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 9 месяцев назад
Naah it's all about FEELINGS, Girlbosses, and Down with the Patriarchy now! Everything must be shoehorned in to SERVE the Force is Female Agenda!
@calculusmaximus5078
@calculusmaximus5078 9 месяцев назад
As Dark Helmet said, "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
@derrickpatten7252
@derrickpatten7252 9 месяцев назад
So Leia (eventually) sign off on Hera's insubordination? This is the same Leia that slapped and demoted Poe Dameron for the same?
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 9 месяцев назад
Can we take that as a sign that it didn't work out well this time? Please?
@qui-gonrick7002
@qui-gonrick7002 9 месяцев назад
After watching this episode, I realized that absolutely nothing is going to happen in this series. Thrawn is coming back, and he'll do something in the next show we get you to watch.
@davidfescenmeyer6471
@davidfescenmeyer6471 9 месяцев назад
I feel do sorry for Timothy Zahn. He creates an incredible; tactically brilliant villain with Thrawn. Creating a beloved sequel trilogy in novelization outside of the original Star Wars movis. Then even manages to create a great origin story for Thrawn in three novels while working under Disney. Then hasThrawn make a descent showing in Star Wars Rebels. Only for Dave Filoni to come along and misuse this character in this dog $#!+ "space western" (not calling this Star Wars!!!). I'm not even sure anymore if Filoni really created Ahsoka considering how she was portrayed in the clone wars and rebels vs the "Ahsoka" character in this $#!+.
@mazkeraid4039
@mazkeraid4039 9 месяцев назад
The canon version of Thrawn is rather of weak. Then again, it is passable. Wait, I meant to say Vurawn.
@spiderknight9893
@spiderknight9893 9 месяцев назад
He sold out to Disney as soon as the check arrived
@lumeronswift
@lumeronswift 9 месяцев назад
​@@spiderknight9893Eh, I'm not going to read any of the Disney-era books because of how MCU-like the mainline SW content has become (and how badly the plots have turned out), but I feel like I'd still rather have Zahn contributing to the new "canon" than not... maybe his work can convince some of the more dedicated Disney fans that good stories actually matter...
@spiderknight9893
@spiderknight9893 9 месяцев назад
@@lumeronswift it’s my understanding that he was completely against Disney abandoning the eu and his previous work and then the money came in and he did a 180……. But a guy has to eat so I can’t really blame him.
@Drak976
@Drak976 9 месяцев назад
These new adaptations of Thrawn wouldn't exist without Timothy's explicit approval. He did this to you. You have stockholme syndrome. @spiderknight He's not poor. You think this millionaire is starving? He's zombifying the corpse of star wars to trick $ out of you and here you are defending it. This is why Star Wars fans don't deserve nice things.
@whunt5533
@whunt5533 9 месяцев назад
They had to kill off all the intelligence of the old rebel alliance just to fail at fixing the shitty sequels
@BrendelMank
@BrendelMank 9 месяцев назад
The funniest thing is when Ezra picked up the weapon making the whole I don’t need one scene worthless minutes after showing it I swear the writers are taking smoke breaks with the good stuff and I need some 😂❤
@117Haseo
@117Haseo 9 месяцев назад
If I recall correctly in there first fight Ahsoka only used one saber(still can't remember why) with 2 hands and he was still overpowering her and were supposed to believe that limp wristed that she is now casually blocking him with one hand per saber...... inconsistent isn't a strong enough word for this writing.
@rocknatex5013
@rocknatex5013 9 месяцев назад
"The Force is my ally. It's all I need." Sure, if you could tap into the dark side. At least then you could electrocute all of them. But the *light* side of the Force isn't meant to be used for attack. Defense, maybe.
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 9 месяцев назад
Throw someone into a wall (or into the air) hard enough and they stay down. Naturally, no one ever does this even though we've seen greater feats of strength with the Force.
@m.b.boyack2228
@m.b.boyack2228 9 месяцев назад
"The debris field" - where every single 'Space Whale' that has ever died at this location, is at the same stage and state of 'Space Decomposition'! The characters and plot of a story only being as intelligent and sophisticated as their writer(s), has never been more self-evident. Great critique as usual! Cheers.
@jschap712
@jschap712 9 месяцев назад
That trial is one that She-Hulk could have fit in quite well. Zero regard for due process, or the use of evidence, or logical argument, or anything resembling a legal proceeding.
@BSMerlin064
@BSMerlin064 9 месяцев назад
Timothy's canon book Thrawn: I avoid needless death at all times. Filoni's TV canon Thrawn: So anyway I started blastin'!
@shanonsnyder9450
@shanonsnyder9450 9 месяцев назад
A philosophical discussion about the role of a soldier on the battlefield would be a great topic for a scene like this. Perhaps analyzing the tension between obeying direct orders and changing tactics as circumstances demand when those orders become impractical or counterproductive. Or defending the role of intuition of a leader and acting in the best interests of the mission even if they contradict higher orders. Instead we get treated to sassy girlboss living her truth.
@Yarblocosifilitico
@Yarblocosifilitico 9 месяцев назад
when I saw Ashoka doing katas VERY slowly but acting like she was putting a lot of force into moving a literal sword made of weightless plasma... I knew Disparu would have a field day with this ep x'D 'argh! humph!' lmaaao those faces were hilarious, and the movements were so much like those elders doing tai-chi in the park
@MrCarnivoure
@MrCarnivoure 9 месяцев назад
Its quite amazing writers went on strike for better pay after years of writing such stupid stories and dialogues 😮
@Milton2k
@Milton2k 9 месяцев назад
I never watch reviews that are as long as the material, yet yours are so much more entertaining than the actual series/flicks.
@Shishomuru
@Shishomuru 9 месяцев назад
This, Ashoka as I figured was going to be absolute trash, been watching these reviews instead of the actual show and it's probably the more entertaining experience.
@mark7s980
@mark7s980 9 месяцев назад
At this point I have to praise your mental fortitude! I have trouble just watching these reviews. I have no idea how you're able to watch them, more than once, and you're still sane. BRAVO!
@seefoghall
@seefoghall 9 месяцев назад
After Gary pointed out the 3 second pauses between actions and dialogue, I can't unsee it!!! Every single time, I'm counting to 3 in my head.
@DragonFruitXVI
@DragonFruitXVI 9 месяцев назад
Those mines did so much damage. To the star wars universe. Where were these in every situation and how do you have the resources for that?
@markgrehan3726
@markgrehan3726 9 месяцев назад
Especially since I've seen others saying that the reason we haven't seen much of Throwns personal and the general state of their equipment is because they have no more resources and have been forced to cannibalise things to keep going hence the broke and dirty armour.
@DragonFruitXVI
@DragonFruitXVI 9 месяцев назад
@AHHTHEFRENCHAMPAGNE even star trek DS9 did this better, and it was still a bit out there.
@kkcombs622
@kkcombs622 9 месяцев назад
Next Generation did it before that with the ancient radiation minefield. And then there is Last Starfighter way before that.
@mkb4560
@mkb4560 9 месяцев назад
Hera broke every military law being a General from the first episode
@The13thRonin
@The13thRonin 9 месяцев назад
Kind of like how every modern, western writer breaks the Geneva convention every time they release their trash propaganda reels disguised as movies and TV shows. Torturing civilians is a war crime... Why aren't Hollywood being arrested?
@jamesrogers1554
@jamesrogers1554 9 месяцев назад
I’m convinced at this point either the entire season was written in 5min on a sheet of rolling paper while the writers were blazing away, or the writers are legitimately trying to make the show terrible just to see how much they can get away with. An 8yr old banging action figures together would have a more cohesive story than this.
@whitworth5s248
@whitworth5s248 9 месяцев назад
6:26 - Oh god... they're still trying to run with that fucking "droid racism" shit. 50:06 - That's the great character arc for Sabine for this show. She thinks she's betrayed her Republic and the principles of her friend and master, refuses to talk about it because she feels great shame for what she's done, and then it turns out that everything was okay all along, and her friend never got to find out what a horrible person she is deep down, so she can keep that to herself forever and never have to take accountability for it ever. Turns out the force really is female, lads. It changed the entire fabric of the universe so one woman wouldn't have to be honest and take responsibility for her actions.
@thelonegunmanRJM
@thelonegunmanRJM 9 месяцев назад
Preparing for the worst and hoping for the best is NOT A PLAN!!!
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 9 месяцев назад
EXACTLY
@trevoravery9270
@trevoravery9270 9 месяцев назад
*unless you are a General............................
@drakocarrion
@drakocarrion 9 месяцев назад
You missed a trick. When Ashoka said "he was a good master" you should have remembered that Anakin never actually attained the rank of jedi master.
@ItchymusScratchymus
@ItchymusScratchymus 9 месяцев назад
Tbf Ahsoka was anakins apprentice in the clone wars show, so Anakin was her master, even if he didn’t have the rank of Jedi master
@PaulSmith-nb6md
@PaulSmith-nb6md 9 месяцев назад
I thought Obi-wan didn't attain the rank until after he started training Anakin
@FollowMe1789
@FollowMe1789 9 месяцев назад
Lol. Any excuse to rub it in is a good excuse.
@thomaswedge42
@thomaswedge42 9 месяцев назад
Two different meanings of master, Jedi Knight's have Padawan's and thusly are their master, but not every Jedi Knight attains the rank of a Jedi Master, that is only reserved for those who sit on the Jedi Council. Which is why Anakin was so annoyed as he was allowed to sit on the Council but not given the rank of a Jedi Master, even though at that time he wasn't even the master of a Padawan as Ahsoka didn't exist (when the film was made) and had left left the order at that point in the timeline.
@Nautilus1972
@Nautilus1972 9 месяцев назад
He was HER master… masters and Padawans.
@markh4473
@markh4473 9 месяцев назад
Your reviews are more original and entertaining than this show could ever hope to be
@paulwade4058
@paulwade4058 9 месяцев назад
There was so much blank staring for so long in this episode. I was getting genuinely confused. Then the CGI was awful all the time. And Sabine's makeup is so clown world it's distracting.
@thetruth45678
@thetruth45678 9 месяцев назад
I despise what you review, but I love watching you review it.
@xipheonj
@xipheonj 9 месяцев назад
I think we may have found a worse show than Rings of Power. It is truly impressive just how much they could wrong, even if you knew nothing about the lore. Just the plot itself is dozens of layers of decaying shit. Of course Ezra couldn't take the lightsaber. As soon as she offered it to him we all knew what was going to happen. Can't have him show her up, he has dangly bits. One more male character desecrated to make the type Bs look better.
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 9 месяцев назад
The amazing thing is how little is happening.
@GamerGarm
@GamerGarm 9 месяцев назад
WHAT are you talking about? You are clearly not paying attention. The covered chests are Body Type A/1 now. the dangly bits uncovered chest are Body Type B/2. Can't have the dangly bits upstage the Covered Chests, mate, no sir. Even though the gaming demographics are overwhelmingly comprised of dangly possessing people.
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 9 месяцев назад
@@Raximus3000what
@teamtundra2619
@teamtundra2619 9 месяцев назад
Nah
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 9 месяцев назад
@@teamtundra2619 It has so many things that are wrong and yet so little things happening.
@gerythionargarys7848
@gerythionargarys7848 9 месяцев назад
Wait, C3PO says he was programmed a certain way? But in the Solo movie it was shown that Droids are just one bolt away from being fully sentient. What gives, Disney? Not like they'd eeeeeeever just ignore shit established in previous works within the exact same setting, right?
@randomperson-up5vt
@randomperson-up5vt 9 месяцев назад
Droids having a sense of free will is something Disney can't possibly handle in the long term. That's why every movie, show, and or book handles them slightly different every time.
@davidgantenbein9362
@davidgantenbein9362 9 месяцев назад
Everybody in this series just follows the plot, because the almighty script demands it. And if that gets criticized, people say „it’s just fantasy“ as if that isn’t an insult to hundreds of fantasy writers that write way, way better stories.
@GoblinKnightLeo
@GoblinKnightLeo 9 месяцев назад
Its an ongoing problem with Star Wars that using sensor logs as proof only comes up in the EU - it would really have helped in The Phantom Menace, for example - but that doesn't excuse continuing it.
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