Alan and Jake Move Out | Two and a Half Men 

Same

I’d rather have a weekend beach house than a family with Alan, Lyndsey and Eldridge.

same for me. sheesh,

That dumb shit joins the army with Jake when there was a help wanted sign at the food court at the mall lol

Funny. Since his kids were taken out of his house back in 2011. They might be old enough to drive now.

@@CelebrityGamerTV You do realize Charlie Sheen is not Charlie Harper?

@@afonsodeportugal It’s just a role like he’s Charlie Goodson on Anger Management

I've heard something to that effect from someone I share a birthday with! (We're in mid-40s now)

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Or, Dumb Beavis and Dumber Butt head. 😆🙃

Yeah we can see and hear, why on earth did you put so much time into that reply 🤦‍♂️

Dude. U ve time 😂😂😂😂

Go get a job

I don’t wanna live with him

Interestingly, the auto-generated captions say "Gabe porn"😆

Unfortunately he's actually right.

If that's the case, then Alan should be allowed to call his son out when he's being a moron... which is all the time.

@@matthewrose4797 He’s called Jake different disappointing names and I don’t blame him.

@@CelebrityGamerTV I don't either.

True. His downfall had started before, but it accelerated after Lyndsey.

💯% accurate

​@@afonsodeportugaldownfall? Looser Alan was hilarious

@@gerdtt79 Not really. The Alan from the later seasons was annoying and path...c. I honestly don't understand how people can laugh at such poor role models like Alan Harper, George Costanza from Seinfeld, or any of the "guys" from Friends. Adult infancy is never funny, especially when it becomes perpetual. The very minimum to be an adult male is to a have a steady job, own your own house/car and never accept a woman who doesn't respect you. NEVER! Alan not only failed on all those criteria, but he was also cheap, ungrateful, and way too effeminate, to the point of dating a transgender and kissing Walden. It's just too much, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities by the end of the show. Jone Cryer is a fantastic actor, but the writers slaughtered Alan on the altar of cheap comedy. They did even worse with Jake, BTW. Instead of making them grow up throughout the show, they made them increasingly child-like. Which is quite remarkable given that Jake started as a child. 😥

​@afonsodeportugal Jon Cryer is not a good actor, he was just being himself, he's an idiot just like that in real life.

pretty sure all of season 8 he looked like that

5 months earlier

Just what I was thinking

What you’d expect her character is a whore especially in season 9 and 10

And Alan really failed Jake

@@kendrickjames1045 Alan only saw him on week-ends, Judith failed jake

I got a lot of problems with you people, and now, you're gonna hear about it!

He was on heavy drugs during the filming of season 8

He's also barely keeping his eyes open

Now why TF would you assume some dumb ass shit like that?!

A prime example of why a man should not knock up a woman.