Alan Dershowitz Argues for Trump Cold Open - SNL 

What it means?

The whole "did someone say Disneyworld?" bit didn't get as much laughs as it should've done😂😂

But if Alan sees the Devil as a woman, does that mean he’s gay?

@@xechidnax I think the skit is making misogynistic claims about Dershowitz with that little fact. I say claims because I don’t know anything about Alan Dershowitz so I can’t confirm.

I wonder if Adam Driver improvised this line.

SNL MATERIAL SUCKED. JUST INTERESTING BECAUSE OF THE NAMES IN THE SKIT.

He's a dead ringer

One of the best SNL skits ever!

Ever since Beck did the "Boss Baby" sketch a few years back - which was some of the funniest physical comedy I've ever seen - he's been my favourite. He's definitely underrated.

Nailed it!

teamrocfan one of SNLs best in a while

This is one of the beat openings they’ve ever done. Gives me hope for 2020 snl

Funny 😂🤣

@@skybuilding5182 that comment aged... well.

Don't worry! I speak typonese! And -Yes! A RAISE!

That was so good

I want to like this comment but it's already at 666 and I just can't interfere with that.

John Oliver will never stop raving about it

Lovitz face after he says it too lol

I can hear Taran as Jebidiah Atkinson: "Too soooon??"

As much as I love Beck's impersonation of McConnell, I wonder if they'll ever get a cameo from that turtle that humped the Croc.

He just needed a few marbles in his mouth.

Seriously. Beck Bennett's impression was hilarious! The whole double chin, too! So glad Kate McKinnon didn't hog the role of yet another politician. Otherwise, we wouldn't have discovered this gem.

@@dodgingdurangos924 Seeing #MoscowMitch with muscles is scary-off-putting.

It was Pure Golddd!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The only flaw was when he was in the towel. No way the real McConnell has guns like that, lol!

Credit goes to Beck Bennett tucking his chin into his neck and SNL's makeup department providing the rest.

The voice isn't good at all, though. Too fast, too sharp, barely a hint of a Southern accent. If you listen without watching the video, you can't even tell he's going for Mitch McConnell.

Yes even when he does those stupid bug eyes 😂

That smiled almost caused me to choke on the pretzel I was eating, too funny!

what is "cold open" actually?

@@Vednier it's the sketch they do before the opening theme plays.

Be glad it wasn't Pete lol

Yeah, but at least Chloe gets to give Kate the mike”

All the enemies of the world in one place except for trump. Why isn't he there?

😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@@shirleyrombough8173 not yet. Hopefully soon.

This is also true to EVERY pedophile in America (formally registered or otherwise).

pretty spot on imho.

Followed by a super creepy laugh really sells it lol

damn, he didn't blink! i'm impressed

Hes a billionaire and THATS the haircut hes going with?

AHAHA HAHA HA -android in disguise

His voice as well.

They could have added, and porn.

@@n.g.591 It's hell, not heaven. People in hell would have enjoyed porn.

And Newsmax and AON.

Yep!

Chat Chit definitely an unintentional jab at Hillary Clinton

@@manoftruth0935 yes this being true would explain so much!

That went over my head. If someone could explain that I'd appreciate it!

​@@manoftruth0935 Honestly i dont think so. Giving the fact that he was dealing with child prostitution, i think the punchline is giving the fact he liked little girls, his worst nightmare would be a older woman, in this case a woman with the same age as him 🤣🤣

skillo This does NOT have enough up votes!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😆

😂😂😂

Lol!

She probably looked to him for inspiration, he's played the devil a number of times

Blahaha

They hit the nail on the chins with Mitch.

It’s perfect

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AIn2qmUIX0k.html I wish I could beat this parody skit

Its not makeup its just a wig and glasses. Beck sucks in his chin for the sketch. Its awkward and painful fir him but that's professionalism for you. There are behind the scenes interviews on here where they talk about his Mitch impression.

@@scoringbox2176 They ARE the same!😄😆🤣

They only left out one character with colored follicles and I'm not say who.

Y'know, the devil was one of Jon Lovitz' regular characters.

K. McKinnon slayed as Satan.

Plus I noticed in a lot of interviews, she wears red, RED LOOKS AMAZING ON HER

aljanat5 Could you write a couple more seasons of Shameless, please?

Can anyone explain to me who this Flo girl is? I don't think that I have ever heard of her or seen her.

A risk? Same low hanging fruit every week, yawn

It’s great how Basers completely miss and ignore 130% of EVERYTHING that is even remotely true that reflects on their hero. And they cry, cry, bitch, and whine bc SNL rips their stupidity apart. We love Baser tears.

Alan CordoBa Where’s the risk? Stop pretending that left-wing comedy is dangerous or even funny. The only people who take a genuine risk are conservative speakers because your vicious communist buddies riot at their events, attack attendees and threaten event organisers with death and bomb threats. The joke is that you leftists still think you’re the marginalised champions of the little man when you’re the fascist destroyers of free speech.

@@Valelacerte Where did you even come from? lol

@@smithwez1101 naw those are your nuts dried up from roids

Trump: ''Same.''

I don't think the audience got it right away.

Kate Hillenbrand i didnt either

@@andreat6882 Sorry lol, what does it mean??

@@JosephScott If the devil is a woman his own age, what age is an angel for Epstein?

EFCONNECT there is a video of him and scarlet acting while a separate screw is showing the script. I have to say. I was amazed by his line memory

He's my favorite actor. Such a true talent and hard worker. Nails everything he does

The cast is clearly reading from cards too a lot of the time. It flows so much better when they memorize it.

What is up with Adam's Hair do?

Adam is one of my favorite celebrities but you can definitely see him reading que cards in this. I don’t think that’s a bad thing but I’m just pointing it out

well truth hurts..cus he didn't have an adult sex ring.more like awkward i would be disgusted of what that guy and those who followed him,stands for.

That reaction was half the laughs for me.

Trying to get the multi chin right. He has about 4-5. A turdle I say.

CM Drunk I think he’s killing it. Last night 02/01/20 he played it even better!

How much Putin money did Moscow Mitch receive ??

Well, to be fair, McConnell looks like he's hurting himself by being himself LOL!

Too bad he couldn't pull off the lazy hillbilly cross-eye thing Moscow Mitch has going on, too.

The democratic party is indeed evil.

Ignore the obvious troll.☝

Sean Miller Censor all who disagree with me!

@@rik0366 Boris says what?

@@rik0366 Lame.

*Epstein

Joe Joe Dancer so you have never made a typo? 😒

@@Leonaza7 Nope.

Omfg, that was dark.

Joe Joe Dancer yeah ok.

💯💯💯She's literally THE BEAST in this one. Lol.

agreed

lol so spicy

so true

I'm kinda surprised they went there. But I love it lmao

Ain't no truer statement =]]

I mean, where's the lie?

I'm sure the Devil designed I Drive.

Lmao same. They don't call it Die-4 for nothing!

That was the only good part of the video. Lol

"all we get down here is fox news". 🤣

TrueDepth ahh some sweet Devil’s work

@Xombiticus Gkaf Kudos to SNL, because those GOP p@ssies refuse to see and call him out on his corrupt, disgraceful, lawless behavior even when it smacks them in their faces.

Because the truth might be just a little too deceiving for Republicans, right? Truedepth?

@TrueDepth Gotta love when faced with facts, Trump supporters' only response is to scream "fake"

Yea, it’s especially funny that they’re going to have another 4 years of material after trumps re-election🤗

@TrueDepth It's honestly pathetic how many people get their news from SNL or Comedy Central lol. All you have to do is watch the (admittedly unbearably dull) House impeachment proceedings to see what a farce this all is. The minority in the House was totally shafted, but somehow it's the Senate that is blocking evidence and witnesses lol. Even though it's a sham impeachment, I hope the Senate doesn't throw it out. Let it go to trial just to put these imbeciles into a cognitive dissonance frenzy.

Or you could just say she’s funny and not put her down by implying that women will never be as funny as men. K thanks.

Maybe they think the funniest snl cast member of all is a man. Not necessarily sexist.

@@emilysmith2965 I’m a woman so...

This comment reads like a gut-punch now ...

​@@emilysmith2965men = funnier just facts💀

dúlamán so true. One of the writers must watch RU-vid!

Bonnie, it’s a popular podcast advertiser. That’s why it was mentioned during the podcast. I’m sure a lot of writers listen to podcasts. Not sure why they’re portrayed as evil though.

Ah, the good old days of SNL ...

The only thing that would make an SNL audience uncomfortable would be a conservative viewpoint. The opposite was true here. Where was the "uncomfortable"ness you're talking about?? This was a liberal hatefest.

This lends to the classic SNL satire and format of the 80/90's. This is the first cold open in a while that really hits the mark.

J'nai Walker uncomfortable? More like embarrassment for SNL’s continued attempt to dumb down their political skits.

up2itru LOL! Not even close! 🙄😂😂. The true SNL NEVER had political narratives bc it was intelligent comedy. You’re not supposed know what a skit or a comedian is leaving out. Comedians are supposed to be smarter than the audience. Yeah, that’s rarely the case now.

Hopefully Trump will be joining you next.

But influencers are still nobodies in the grand scheme of things.

Since when is Alan Dershowitz gay and so Jewy? Pretty offensive stuff, bordering on being very anti-Semitic.

Rodney Boehner explain

Derschowitz has always been a stereotypical New York Jew. He uses it as a part of his persona. It works for him.

Hey hey now!

Just hanging

tHE dEVIL looks like a woman my age ......lol

HELLfire, even

Eeeyy

Could we please observe a moment of anaphylactic silence for our dear, departed Mr. P.?

Truth.

Recetas con Mari B so many truth quips here

Nah if you need that like break from the kids put that shit on repeat. 🤣🤣🤣

“ OMG” then she changes to “ Oh my GOSH” which would be what that lil’ red devil would say. Clever skit.

I agree

I think many of us have been traumatized by that song😂🤣

High bot

True that

You need glasses.

@@HomoVastans it's a joke, you need a funny bone 🦴

@@thedigitaldignitary I have seen some excellent stuff on SNL. McConnell impression stinks. Dershowitz is even worse. The guy that does Bernie is awesome. McKinnon is usually very good.

@@HomoVastans Who asked you dumbass! Lol!!

Karen Katz ; that was priceless!!! Humans have officially become the generation of 50/50/50 Plan 50hrs/50wks/50 years working as sheeple for another man’s dreams after dropping their child off at kiddy jail daycare, ...then race in traffic with an average car payment of $523.00 for 68 months. A mortgage (meaning death grip for life) zero planning for future provision, steeped in the culture war of entitlement & dependency VS. opportunity & free enterprise. It’s not a pretty picture all amplified by social media addiction to likes, farcebook, twittledee, insta-grim, grown men wiping face paint & pouring funny down their necks. Ben Franklin stated most men die on the inside by 25yrs of age, waiting to die on the outside by 65, to 80 so both can be buried together. Warren Buffet hammers swag if you’re not making money while you’re sleeping you will work until you die. 90% of Americans control 10% of the income, and the other 10% control 90% of the income. It’s set in stone. You were warned... didn’t get the email because K-12 & higher education will never teach other than get a good education, get into debt and use that job hunting license to piddle around the marketplace hoping to land a job most are sick of 6mo later knowing ...THIS IS IT? Hopefully you might earn time and resources, and not yammering here about a job.. I’m suggesting earn time & resources from elite and prestigious citizens who take the road less travel to discover financial independence and offered a chance to get on that path if your ready to re-wire your brain. #mindset #definitepurpose As I rant on...why not this It always reminds me of the story about the woman who approached Picasso in a restaurant, asked him to scribble something on a napkin, and said she would be happy to pay whatever he felt it was worth. Picasso complied and then said, “That will be $10,000.” “But you did that in thirty seconds,” the astonished woman replied. “No,” Picasso said. “It has taken me forty years to do that.” In other words what takes seconds, hours, days, years now.... took 2-5yrs for some 30-40 for others to do with a simple handshake.

@@kevinkemble3718 tl;dr Yuo=pathetic child

@@kevinkemble3718 Cool story. Did you also know that 78% of methamphetamine users become hopelessly addicted and never fully recover? That's right, even the ones who use it to hack the Capitalist system. Careful, son.

Best line of the skit 🙌

@ Kevin Kemble The first rule of fight club is ... uh, nvm.

Alex Shine. yeah, his smile was like the Pillsbury Dough Boy or Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man!

Pelosi’s terrifies me

Oh my God McConnel was hysterical. Captured the creep factor, too, of his.

He looks like Mason Verger.

Your right about that 😂😂😂🥺

Except, y'know, with style and a heart.

Except for the whole having a soul thing.

Lol 😂😁

Of course they have Lovitz play that jew Dershowitz

Except the Biceps were way to nice for McConnell.

I’m an independent with most views aligning with the right; I’m a Trump voter (and I will again). But, yeah, I laugh my ass off at these, too.

I'm a 6000 year old Hell-spawn so I *also* voted Trvmp, and I agree with you guys!

Nice to see. I know Republicans have no heart, but at least you've a bit of sense of humor. Well done little sheep.

lilouelle love They deserve a raise.

Sleep is for MADtv writers, which is why that show sank like a rock when they revived it in 2016.

Canais Young Lol. I didn’t even know they revived it. It had a few good sketches and some funny people came out of that show but it never really stood a chance against SNL.

Yeah.. Good thing.. stay woke af lol my dude.. Can you believe SNL finally started supporting Trump. Thank goodness. They actually care about us viewers now.

Canais Young problem is they tried to do a safer SNL, when they needed to do everything short of bringing Chappelle’s Show back

savage

You're not 2000 years old.

Rolling fro that one!

My jaw dropped

But the reaction to the smile by Jon Lovitz is pure comedy gold.

Heartless, boneless, and boiled

And Chinless

The smile was believable.

When he bugged his eyes out - that was pure McConnell!

It's like playing the Joker. If you do it just that extra bit too well, it will kill you.

Why are far left anarchists always so frumpy...?

Pugile MoltoBene, well that’s kind of rude.

Elias Cardona, Yes but while their portrayal may be unflattering they did not insult Alan’s appearance like Pugile did.

@@pugilemoltobene3708 it would be hilarious to see you say stuff like that to people in real life.

@@darrenringer9811 I do, it turns physical, I’ve gotten the opportunity to defend my myself several times, love goading ppl into shit - then they get brave and entitled

I bet Mulaney played a part. He's savage.

@@MsBettyRubble He's Mr. Peanut!!! I would know that voice anywhere.

The GOP don't need a pay RAISE. The LAST 3 1/2 YEARS HAVE BEEN.THE EASIEST FOR SNL WRITERS

Is that Adam Driver as Epstein?

@@keionchase2144 no doubt!

Ohhhhh trust and believe... they're gonna get fire tenure

Tenure....spoken like exactly a socialist.

whoever wrote this should be fired and charged this is horrible

Agreed.

benedetto palermo Spoken exactly as a fascist

Too soon? Or not soon enough?

Aww, I hope this week is awesome for you. Smooth going at work, find extra money, love life on fleek and good laughs with family & friends! We gotta uplift each other out here.

@@imperialdragon4203 thank you!

Aww. So you agree with their interpretation of a man that voted for Hillary.

@@The_Conqueeftador But you'll vote for a man who was accused 23 times of sexual assault? Btw, why do Trump supporters always go back to Hillary when things go south? They're both shitty people. Please explain.

Did you say do it now in an Arnold in your head like I did lmao yes give them a raise

@@hazelhue1103 Well this skit was an attack on a long time Democrat who went off the reservation for what he believes was his constitutional duty. I brought up Hillary because the man himself brought it up when making his case and I was just highlighting his own point and his bipartisan beliefs....However you seemed to have exposed yourself as someone who gets their political news from SNL. You would know what I was refering to if you bothered to watch the full senate hearings instead of just SNL skits. So...the whole bring up Hillary and Trump thing had nothing to do with my comment. I think that is a perfect indicator of your own bias and lack of political knowledge. P.S. I wish I could read your past comment history on Trump Russia collusion. I bet it would be amusing.

@@The_Conqueeftador I will admit that I misunderstood what you had commented before. However, that's only because I have read many others that repeatedly bring up Hillary as a ways to back Trump on his policies. Not bias, just fact. P.S. I did watch the Senate hearing. It was a shit show. I find it 𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 that you think I didn't after reading one comment. Did you read the Mueller Report as well?

Loved how much Adam was enjoying himself laying down some dark one liners.

dude adam was a better villain here than in The Last Jedi XD

Lily Zynn Still trying to recover, it was too much 😍🤪

The way she wiggled at the end was to die for!!!

Wait, are you saying she's...... hot? (ba dun tish!)

We are now. I'm a hetero guy and I know she plays for the other team, but damn!

This was the comment I was searching for. Thanks

Ha. "Hell" of a skit. I see what you did there.