Alaska Passengers Were WAY Too Calm & Men’s Ugly Furniture 

I’ll see you in nyack!

Grow some facial hair, you big ABC, 123 Lookinazznga 😅🤣at least a goat...ijs u a growAzz man up indismuthauckah

of course josh! please remember that i love you..

Joshy, Please come to Charleston, SC! It's time! We adore you!

OMG OMG, you’ll be here in Michigan the weekend before my birthday 🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

That's one hell of a bedroom set. I'm going to Ikea!

Meanwhile, I have an entire fully furnished house and still single lol. To be fair though, I am very reserved. You'll see me at home than outside.

Good for you

Respect to you for having old school values .

I was dating a girl that liked me a lot but took one look at my house and couldn't spend her life with someone as unorganized and irresponsible as me. My house is always clean (germaphobe) but my it does look like I'm squatting... Flip side is she did me a favor. I'm with someone that's clutter-blind like me and happier for it

Had me 😂😂😂😂😂

Personal attack!

So accurate xD

primal living, bro.... doing the minimalist, sigma.... yah yah yah yah ope with a capital c

@@360.Tapestrydirty isn't minimalist

👏👏👏💯

No ....men build the table .,..then u have the choice to sit at it or not 🤔

Hey now, I have a table! It just happens to look and function as a computer desk most of the time, but there's enough room for a plate and a glass if you move the keyboard back a bit... 😄

@@robertmarley8852women build tables too… they also buy them off Facebook market place for 20 bucks and refinish them and resell for like $ 250

and you choose not to. something is seriously wrong with men. admit that your a savage that WILLplay with wood, cut it, and nail it together to then stand in an empty apartment. lol, most men these cant build one anyway. i can! so can MANY other women, loser. besides, a woman probably told him the idea first and made him go out and build it, and he probably gave her flack and attitude the entire time. ​@@robertmarley8852

holy shit...

Jesus! Glad you're ok, though!

Not a manifesto 😮

yea also with the location of your objects in relation to the ground being where you’re at in life is facts 😭

Omg

😂😂😂Yaaasssss Lawd ...he ain't lying

It was that one right there. Please add me to the list of nearly deceased. The flashbacks to college, though! I started keeping a roll of tp in my trunk for visiting some of my guy friends. And if there wasn't soap, we needed to have a conversation. Forget about paper/hand towels. Josh sounded like he was genuinely concerned and tired of having to tell some folks!

@@alexiswilliamsinc Good lord, did they expect every guest to just hop into the shower real quick every time they used the bathroom or did they expect people to not wipe?

@@Blueeyesthewarrior 😅Your guess is as good as mine. But(t) I’d rather not think about it more than just the distant memory. 🤢

That line was perfection lmao

Haha yess😂

It killed me dead 😂

Same

Agreed!

😂😂😂😂

You got this! 😄

Ok King!

Personal growth 😂

They better get ready because you're doing it!

Look for gently used 2nd hand stuff! Furniture doesn't have to break the bank. It just needs to be clean & present. Good luck 🍀

As a sister who told their mom to tell their baby brother that he needed to up his curtain game in his first place or else no girl would want to stay over and whose said mom pooh-poohed the idea, it's nice to know SOMEbody's brother's out there listening, jk lol.

​@@hellokittyangel211 yeah, to many creeps exist for me to ever feel comfortable in a room that doesn't at least have the OPTION of blocking the nosy neighbors.

Right here! 😅

Facts it’s always gonna be good

Me 😂😂

60 likes . 58 waiting to watch. Lol

Same

I have some tables, like low tables, and one big book shelf and two small ones, and two chairs. my bed is on the floor though and I don't have a couch or a TV so I guess I'm slightly above the floor? I'm kinda alright with that.

Agreed. Genius!

He’s so good at seeming to be off the cuff but it’s clear how much thought, practice, and deliberation he puts into his routines. How could it be any different when he is funny as he is?

Yes.exactly.

This is why I prefer the personal sets to the topical ones. There's only so much you can polish jokes about something that just happened.

It shows he is well read

shrooms have entered the chat

Much ❤ one step at a time ❤

I took the plunge and bought furniture last year, it feelllllls so good

That is brilliant and best to you.

Not a bonus, that’s basic

I also throw away all my sets of sheets after a break up. I think its respectfull to not sleep on the old relationship sheets. New colors in the house is good.

Thank you

I can answer that question. It wasn't the plane design that was at fault, and it wasn't Alaska's fault either. It was a screw up on the part of the safety/quality assurance people that had fitted the "door" that flew off (it was actually a "door plug"--a piece that fits in the hole where a door would go--too much to explain here). Boeing engineers examined the door plug and found it hadn't been properly installed by the manufacturer. So the QA engineers registered the mistake and told the manufacturer's guys to fix it. Eventually they did, *but* after fixing it they forgot to put back some key pieces that keep the door plug in place. Once all the wall panels were put up inside the plane, no one could see the problem, and the door didn't get properly checked again because [insert human error here]. The plane actually flew for 4 months without any issues. And the pilots did a great job responding to the problem, except that all the audio they recorded got erased due to [insert human error here]. If you want the full story, look up Mentour Pilot's channel. He explains it really well.

Haha that only works if you already have a bookshelf full of books and you're going for the eclectic professor esthetic.

Bookshelves are $30 in Target bro. 🫣😂

​​@@TheKayleeannaever think people are broke. It's hard out here.

Book people recognise their own. If you're spending bookshelf money on books, you're doing fine. Maybe invest in a good comforter -- cozy book reads is plenty of people's netflix and chill.

@Sky_Blaze I've been broke too. And I could still afford to buy bookshelves. 🙃

Don’t knock crowd work. It’s hard to improv that quick.

@@bilalc4415 it takes a quick wit and lots of talent to do crowd work, but the comedian meta these days is to do crowd work and save their best material for comedy specials.

😂😂😂😂 omg this made me laugh so much. He was prob like, it's already an air mattress, i can't get much lower... Oh wait

@@rocioiribe5841 Back problems?

To be fair, the only time I ever slept on an air mattress it deflated during the night, so it's possible it was fully inflated when he left it! 😄

Because they deflate when you lay on it for periods of time 😑

If you fully inflate it, it can pop when you get on it. If you inflate it so that a small part of your body touches the floor, you won't pop it. Source: I popped an air mattress when I went to bed and had to sleep on the hard floor.

Aww I would’ve been super excited too. I’ve always wanted to see him live.

I listened to Trevor Noah’s podcast and josh Johnson made an appearance and I got so happy I smiled the whole time.

We love Josh! Happy taco Tuesday

Saw him at the very last show in Orlando!!! I said to myslef it would be nice to see him and then he walked on stage. Pure joy seeing him!! Keep making us laugh Josh!!

Right? 😅 Some of his stories, I'm like... Damn after this set I gotta go Google what he's talking about. 😂

I'm saying. I get more on pop culture from JJ than I do from even socials right now. He is the moment. Material for daysssss... Real comedian.

We men don't need much to be content. Some guy's don't even realize how a place might look to women. Josh has life lessons in his humor.

@@Ben-Kenthats why y'all are single 😂. Absolutely no excuse to not have couch

@@NoName-sp5dp y'all? LOL. I've been married for years. As are my responsible friends. As for the ones that aren't, most of them want nothing to do with it. They're happy with their hobbies, cars and the occasional tinder hookup. The clueless ones aren't as plentiful as you think.

​@@NoName-sp5dpyou say that as it's an insult. 😂

I am a women who had the same mindset. Thankfully at one point I had a great female roommate that convinced me to at least try make my room somehow nice and actually comfortable. It does make a difference.... I am still struggling with making my apartment really nice, practical and aesthetically pleasing, but the more effort I put in the more peace and happiness I get from it when being at home alone. I assume it would be very similar for many guys, but if you never had someone pushing and helping you to make your own space actually your own little personal space, it's hard to imagine what difference it makes in your daily life.

He new kid on da block. (that's an old music reference)

Maybe it's not something he wants to pursue... He's currently killing it!

Patience, he'll make it

Ain't he writing on them?

He writes for the Daily Show

Or else you have to get him together and then you’re a nag.

Were u eating straight up buffalo sauce? 😂

Love for you to come but l think Josh will be an international star and hopefully come to you 😅 💙

But the problem is we keep filling them up and then the new books go on the floor again.

Ha!

Yup. That's what my parents did when they'd just gotten married and could afford rent, ramen, and utilities but NOTHING else. (I think they got the bricks and spare lumber from gramma's backyard and garage)

YES SO GOOD!!

I understand. I was about to put on something interesting, but not too interesting, to listen to while falling asleep, then I saw another video from him and it was all over. I really need to go to bed now after watching several of his videos. 😂

The thrill if the hunt is real. Go to the thrift shop. And the flea markets, & the garage sales. It's like treasure hunting. There's nothing like the satisfaction of finding something you love.

Love the throwback shade thrown at Sears Automotive.

@@SoManyRandomRamblings Wouldn't surprise me, in fact, if the guy who installed the door on that Alaska flight was the same guy who rotated the tires on Ron White's van.