How to Escape a Serial Killer 

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When the serial killer don't want you... you got some soul searching to do

Josh is quietly becoming one of the best comics of his generation.

99% of comedians will write one set of jokes to last them 6 months and they would repeat the same jokes in every city they go to every night, not Josh, every week he has different material for a different week and a different city. He is tje most prolific writer out there and his material is hilarious.

My Russian teacher had a great, but dry, sense of humor. However, she hadn't learned that the TSA do not have a sense of humor, dry or otherwise. It took some explaining when they asked her what was in the bag, and her response was, "Exactly one bomb."

“every generation of people has always been hopelessly human” idk if i’m watching stand-up or public speaking cause DAMN

The second he said something was buzzing I knew what was up lol 😂😂

Cops to woman who escaped death by a serial killer - "Maybe he's not that into you."

I remember when Eddie Murphy first appeared on SNL. I said, "This guy's gonna be a star." Last year, when I first saw Josh on YT, I said the same thing. Just you wait. This guy's gonna be a star. I rarely get that feeling.

"Serial killer that made it"😂😂😂😂😂

"I bit my lip the other day and it was FIRE." 😂

“I can’t even EAT this bish!” 😂🤣😭

Thank goodness. Josh single-handedly saves second shift every Tuesday.

The airport story was hilarious 😂 And mad respect for not revealing the woman's name! Absolute class act!

“We are all hopelessly human” is so profound

The VOLUME of amazing content this guys puts out is insane

The twerking joke is actually spot tf on about society

He is such a gem of a human. Love the jokes, but it's the insight and commentary on humanity that makes it so good.

The funniest thing about that story is that the x-ray operator probably knew what they were sending that guy into the bag for. Wonder if it was trolling or training 🤣

I recommend the book Lies My Teacher Told Me, it talks about how we do ourselves a disservice by sanitizing our heros.

This subject is actually something I talk about all the time with my friends - the humanity being on display portion, not the serial killer part, ha. So often you hear folks say "Oh, things are so bad" or "We're so divided now" or something else along those lines, when the fact of the matter is things have always been this messed up. It's just that with the advent of the internet and everybody having instant access to the sum of human knowledge and experience in their pockets, everything is now on full display for all to see. Instant access to information has provided us with a full view of that humanity.

This guy is so refreshing. He does smart comedy and is not just on stage interviewing the audience. He is actually telling jokes.

I love how this dude can get you to think on a deep level and then hit you with the human atrocity that was the Tide Pod challenge 🤣

Man, look. I’ve been trying to battle the “fear over social media killing any chances of our next leader” thing for years. So comforting to hear it said by someone else.

Still one of the greatest quotes ever: "Every generation of people has always been hopelessly human."

Hurry up and hop on this train. This young man is comedic 🔥👴🏾👍🏾👏🏾 Catch him while you can. 👏🏾Netflix are you listening?!!!👂🤔😆🤣😂👏🏾

who is doing these thumbnails 😭

OMG! I was laughing uncontrollably during the TSA story!😆🤣😂 You know that agent earned his locker room nickname that day!

I laughed so hard I was crying.... My bag was also flagged by security, for a bottle of sunscreen which was the allowable amount of liquid. 🤣😂

Everyone knows airplane mode is the most aggressive mode on a vibrator :P

Josh is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians alive. He never misses

I kinda believe that eventually everyone will have a "this you" moment and they won't be a big deal anymore.

Philosophical comedy is my new favorite genre

At this point the universe is looking for Josh Johnson to give him material.

oh god, i was at this taping, and when i tell you my stomach was hurting from laughter and my face was in a smile for that whole last bit. for sure one of the best sets i've seen live, and i damn sure would love to see him again.

I love how comfortable you are talking to crowds, listening to you feels like listening to a good friend. ❤

I had a pocket knife fall into a box of band-aids in my backpack. I couldn't find it for like a month, but then I went through TSA and they found it.

"An executioner as a serial killer who made it" is what makes comedy unique. They think outside the box.

100% the executioner has always been a creepy guy that's way too into death XD Like all the way back to the Kings headsman with the big ax. Its that one serial killer who has figured out his lane lol

I stumbled across Josh last night, talking the Drake and Kendrick beef, and I kept clicking on the other videos. Safe to say, this kid is 🔥 I recon he’s the next Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, George Carlin … he has such a way of delivery and thought, you can see he’ll be having his own Netflix special in no time. Definitely, one of the greats … in no time xxxx

I think the No More Heroes Anymore / Hopelessly Human bit isn't just great comedy, it's some of best social criticism I've heard in years

Ive watched so much of Josh's material that even during his set ups of each story, I've developed a sense for which ones are going to kill me the most

Bruh ... a noise I never heard before came out me when you demistrated the brakedancing vibrater 😂😂😂😂

Every time I go from being a casual fan of a comedian to really paying attention, there is always one joke that makes that shift. It’s not that it’s the funniest joke on the planet or that particular comedian’s best. I remember the joke with Carlin was the Rice Krispies joke which is such a throwaway for that amazing man, but it was just the first joke of his I heard that made me really crack up and then get very interested. I have been watching clips of this young man for a couple of weeks now and each time I’m like, “Oh, good, he’s funny.” Today the shift was made. “Aren’t executioners serial killers who made it?” was the moment I said, “Ok. I’m going to be enjoying this guy’s material at a new level now.”

I look forward to these videos every week because I know you'll discuss a current news cycle and I can't wait to hear your take. Then I'll watch it again at work the next day 😂😂

Those of us who are Fight Club fans knew the spoiler, but it was still great. The storytelling ability is righteous. "We never *imply* ownership..."

your delivery is just impeccable. the pauses with facial expressions going back and forth between the smiles and the serious like "alright, you aren't gonna believe this..... gimmie a sec. HOW DO I PHRASE..." but also the awesome pauses where you give *juuuuuuuust* enough time for things to sink in (like aren't the executioners just serial killers who made it?) and then continue. it's a talent. so many people do not seem able to manage stuff like this. you had me dyin on the buzzing TSA story. 😂😂😂😂 the agent's reactions, and then the dancing buzzer on the table. holy hell hahaha.

George Carlin would have loved that first joke lmao

When he started shaking the mic that was HILARIOUS. I could easily see that becoming a meme

I am such a fan of comedy. I see Josh releases a video, I click.

Lesson learned: ALWAYS REMOVE THE BATTERIES! Also: always pack your clothes in clear gallon zip bags. So much easier to repack after a tsa "search".

My girlfriend packed kinetic sand once so they kept scanning some sort of metal. It took an hour and three tsa agents to figure it out.

Stopped me dead in my tracks: "Isn't an executioner just a serial killer that made it?" That one hurt🤣

Vibrating with laughter 😂❤

Good lord, every clip I watch of this guy never ceases to amaze me of how funny and talented he is. I hope only amazing things for him ✨

"I'm delicious" 😂

I bet the people laughing the loudest have accidentally switched on their hitachi on a hard surface. It's truly one of the loudest most violent sounds you can make

"Y'all probably won't like this." Except we ALWAYS do, because you are hysterical!!! ❤❤❤

Josh is the only person that can make you laugh about a serial killer😂

Oh lord, I had embarrassment flashbacks! I'll tell ya, take out the batteries and they'll STILL take it out and make sure everyone knows what you've packed 😳

How tf does a comic have me laughing this hard WEEKLY! WEEKLY! Bro raising the standards for stand-up, seriously! Love this man! 👏👏

Absolutely look forward to the video every Tuesday

"adding up the jail time" is so accurate 😭😭😭

A black guy saying "Maybe I'm just vanilla..." has me dying 😅

I hope whoever it was in the TSA line is also a comedian and we'll get to hear this story in another set 😂

His TSA friends set him up! They knew what they were doing.😅

the Hopelessly Human stuff gave me goosebumps ngl

He expected a certain pattern of behavior from her, and she didn't display it. Some pattern that is his trigger. I don't really know anything about his case, but I do understand aberrant psychology. When she didn't exhibit the pattern, he couldn't dehumanize her completely. For whatever reason, she didn't fit in the mental stereotype that he had constructed to represent his victims and in some twisted fashion allow him to rationalize what he was doing. I don't know if he had a history or rejection, but it wouldn't surprise me. Maybe he didn't receive the rejection he expected, and that rejection was what it took to trigger his violent reaction. Like the proverbial dog that catches the car, he didn't know what to do, so he just let her go.

Brotha your comedy is genius...a young Angela Davis twerking..😂😂😂😂

Josh you are a great hero. You've been working so hard and your material just keeps getting better. You're an amazing example for a person interested in a performance art. And you have brought me out of many a dark mood. Thank you, we need more heroes!

Omg! I laughed so hard! Thank you! You just know since that was on camera his TSA buddies ran it on loop laughing at & making him relive it!

Anybody who can handle that kind of power, I will follow them anywhere. I respect a kitty that doesn't get destroyed by that kind of action.

Lol I think he's talking about Ed Gein, the guy that Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs" is based on. I saw a movie based on his life, and I remember them portraying the date. It seemed like he actually liked her and got mad about it. I love Josh's take on it! 😂😂😂

6:53 bruuuuuh hahahahaaaa i was not expecting "....... TWERKIN' " 😂😂😂

One time my mom's pocketbook got flagged at the airport and she had no idea why. There was a wrench in there. A whole ass wrench at the bottom of her pocketbook that she just somehow forgot was in there. She was carrying that shit around for MONTHS and didn't wonder why it was so heavy.

“Some things are just disgusting” 🤣🤣🤣

Wow, you have got to be one of my favorites. Your humor and intellect are so on point.

OMG Josh, I love you so much! You're one of the most hilarious comics I've ever seen and I turned 60 this year so I've seen some hilarious comics in my life.

Bro....I truly love your comedy!!! Your take on everything is original and refreshing.

The industry plant of serial killers 😂😂😂

Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

Still amazed how much new material Josh has on a weekly basis. Goes to show that staying informed with current events and being highly observant day to day pays off in dividends for him. I believe it’s why he was hired and became a great addition to the Daily show.

Hilarious! I am still actually laughing out loud. Love you, Josh.

'Twerking... Like nasty stuff' 😂

The undertaker is just a serial killer who found a way to never work a day in his life. Gotta love what you do.

"Accidently turns it off..." - I died... this man is the best.

I admire his way of expressing himself and his thoughts so much, it is such a breath of fresh air to hear someone whose thoughts are captivating

I think like she might have turned it on as a distraction and so she could smuggle drugs lol it would be a genius move he was to scared to look through the bag lol

Put her clothes back in like he was trying to kill it... 😅😂😂

Josh has one of the most powerful and consistent "THIS YOU?" (holds up invisible phone)'s ever.

I am slowly and quietly becoming addicted to this comic's material. I was just laughing so hard it was difficult to breathe....

I want to see Josh Johnson play a horror game.

I generally look forward to Josh's posts, but this one made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a bit. Thank you so much for that.

I knew what he was talking about right away when he said he still respected her and then "violent" buzzing started. And the way a bunch of the women laughed as he got closer to the punch line I was not alone 🤣

I truly, truly believe with all my heart that the "Ice cream so good" girl from Tik Tok will be a senator in the next 20 years

I get all my news from Josh! 💯 Love ya! 🤣🤣

I had a friend who was upset the babysitter SA his brother for yrs & not him!! The court transcript has him yelling “What about me what’s wrong w me. Too ugly too fat too skinny WTF ABOUT ME)? He had to be drug off the stand and escorted from the courthouse

That's an excellent way to deter a further search of the bag, though 🤣

Josh is fast becoming my favorite comedian. Every story starts down here, TED talk style, then a pause suddenly we’re flying up here. Brilliant

The part when he said the tsa agent was holding the vibrator was hilarious 😅😂😅😂