Judge Gets Tackled & The Jeffrey Epstein List 

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I used to work for a Public Defender. One morning we came in to find a slew of crazy, threatening messages on the voicemail from a client. Looked up his charges: Phone Harassment. Some people just can't control themselves.

All those napkins go in the glove box and they become car Kleenex.

" I don't move in the circles for this to be a scandal" 😂😂😂😂 How I feel about most news.

Josh, I just wanted to say that you are KILLING it lately. I’ve been following you since the baby afro, “I’ve got a white voice/name” era, and I’m just so impressed at your growth as a comedian. Keep it up!!

I’m the cashier that gives you too many napkins. I’m fighting for those who may need them later in life and they thank me.

How did you miss the most important part Josh? Dude had just tried to convince the judge he had changed after she read him for filth on those previous charges. 😂 I'm not shocked that she wasn't shocked. He proved her point.

The chicken joint dude was just preparing you for the bathroom being out of toilet paper. 😂😂😂

"So, did y'all see" is my favorite opener from Josh because I know I'm about to get a Netflix set about the wildest shit to happen in the last week.

I got court in an hour, can you hurry up and tell me how this went down so I can figure some things out?

What was extra scary about the guy was how fast he flipped. He was like "I'm in a better place and I just need another chance." She was like "Well last time was your next chance. I saw you before and you said things would be different. So yes I have to sentence you to------- and BAMMM! He was in her throat 😮

The problem is that there were ALSO victims on the list.

Same judge demanded to sentence him and gave him 19 months, max 4 years. He'll get slapped with his new charges for assaulting the elderly before he gets out and will serve his time for that. Tbh though that judge seems legit and didn't hold it against him. He'll have another trial for that. That was a pretty good move on the judge to show people she wasn't going to be intimidated like that.

The list is possible suspects of pedos, that's the point. They need to be investigated. BUT the problem is that they are all wealthy/powerful and can buy their way out of being properly investigated. 😢

When you said an unhoused amount of napkins all I could think was Josh Johnson does not get enough recognition for the talent he is

Dude. It’s 6:00am. Im on my morning walk. Im 9 days into sobriety coming off an excruciating 8 day withdrawal. Your comedy has been the soundtrack to my recovery. I hope to see you come through Cincinnati soon!😊

He did battery at the battery case! "I'd like life please." 🤣🤣🤣

Josh’s sets are how I stay on top of current events 😂

The most hilarious part to that story is when the dude came back for sentencing he got the full hannibal lector treatment. Mask, gloves, chains on every limb and like 10 cops hahaha

Judge brought dude back into court and gave him the exact sentence she had written in her notes to give. He'll face new charges now.

It's just another level of excitement when I see a new Josh Johnson video is queuing up to premiere. Thanks!

When my friend and I worked at McDonald’s years ago, she would just randomly put in a ton a napkins to mess with people. Sometimes she put like 10 straws in a bag and the person didn’t even order a drink 😂 we also gave the hook up on sauces cause this was right around when they started charging extra.

What if the fastfood guy got told off for not giving people napkins? So now he gives everyone all the napkins, just to spite his boss. 🤔

"Did yall? Okay" The greatest opener of every set

The only person I have notifications on for. You, young sir, are gifted. I appreciate what you do and can't express the joy you bring to me and everyone else. Thank you

When I first heard about the Vegas courtroom attack, the only thing I could say was "How??" I mean, how is it possible to leap both the defense stand *and* the judge's bench at a single bound unless you're dad blasted Superman?

Yeah what bugged me too about the whole thing is with all those cameras in that room, we didn't get the angle of his flight 😢

It is such a smart marketing strategy to do stand up based off what’s going on in the news.

I think the list just proved to me that just because you go somewhere where crimes take place doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a criminal

The excitement in all of us. He knows what's he doing posting this several hours ahead time along with that picture of the flying criminal. This is going to be fun.

Watch Court TV for the whole 13 minute interaction. You can get even more jokes. The prosecutor wanted 19 - 48 months because he escalated to battery with a deadly weapon. He had a laundry list of assaults and DVs. I think the prosecutor wasnt asking a lot of time because he had grown up in foster care and was never fully educated and has some mental health issues but as they note during this sentencing hearing (he was already found guilty) he already got kicked out of those violent offender treatment places. Plus, he already had a charge for assaulting a protected person. Also most of the bailiffs left parading a bunch of white guys shackled together out the court while his sentencing was happening. The guy in the suit was the stenographer. He was the first to intervene when this man cleared that bench. He was pulling him off of her when the bailiff came and they got him all the way off. But he didnt start beating him until the guy got the upper hand on both the 1st and 2nd bailiff. I hope you can here what the assailant is screaming as he leaves. It sounded like some NYC subway train ramblings. I don't know if he was talking some legends of Zelda or dragonball z or supernatural or what but dude sounded off his rocker. judge was knocked out for a minute though and it took a while for someone to say call 911

No. Don't scratch David Copperfield off the list. Remember back in the 90's when he was holding beautiful women hostage on his own private island? I TOTALLY expected his name to be at the Top of "The List".

Can't wait for the, "In case yall haven't heard of Jeffrey Epstein, lemme explain right quick..."

I'm glad you dropped Aaron Rodgers name where you did.😂

Josh addresses topics right away, that makes him stand out from other comedians . Great job man

I used to work at a pizza place where the owner was sooo cheap. Unbelievably cheap. So when he wasn’t looking I would sneak extra things in peoples orders. Sometimes good but usually like if someone ordered a small fries I’d put in like 60 ketchup packets. So they’d open the bag that would be 20% fries 80% ketchup. I wonder if that’s why the guy did the napkin thing lol.

He should be the new host of the daily show

He gave you all those napkins so he would not have to walk in on you stuck in the stall waiting for him to bring you a fresh roll.

I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT THIS LITERALLY OMG I CAN NOT WAIT

I just figured out why ur comedy works so well… yes of course amazing ability and super funny … but ur “self proclaimed” awkwardness makes you fantastically relatable. It’s a gift.

When you grow up rough you don't make it to adulthood without learning to fight 3 people from the ground up 😂

7:42 his manager was like "you're not giving enough napkins jerod"😂😂😂

New sub. Binging ALL these videos! Too funny, JOSH JOHNSON is a next great. Very relatable comedy, perfect timing and content rocks.

A big W for Josh for stating the obvious truth that 3 napkins is the perfect amount of napkins for a meal.

If anything, I finally got it through my mom's head to stop support Les Wexner's businesses completely now. After the list was dropped I sent her some news articles and she was like "how hasn't this been all over the news" 🤦‍♀️

I am such a fan and I can relate to not recognizing names on “the list” 😂

Those napkins are a savior when you don't wanna buy Kleenex or something for the car tho XD

Josh Johnson is the only comedian I'd like to meet.

You menaged to make that judge situation even funnier, congrats my man

the line I like your comedy and I don't have much....but I have napkins😅...😂

I’m pretty sure the “stenographer” is actually the judge’s law clerk

FINALLY!!! When this happened I could not wait to get Josh's take on it.. and it was worth the wait 😂

Any one else get their news from this man too? 😂😂 better than any news anchor.

,” … because I didn’t get to finish my sentence. “ 😂

I like it when they give me extra napkins! I save them in my car for future needs.

How much money does a person have to make to turn down mcdonalds napkins😂 I would never! I appreciate even receiving 1 lol

I always say " crazy people strong". Thats just facts.

The guy who attacked the judge did go back to court in front of the same judge, and this time they had him restrained with some sort of muzzle and handcuffs and multiple guards. There was a picture online. I don't know what happened after that.

😂Ya bloody hilarious and damn good looking to boot.Hi from Australia ❤

That "id like life please" line killed me I was dying for the rest of the video

Did no one see the older guy who just stood right in front of the whole judge-defendant situation looking like he was trying not to enjoy it, like he's been waiting on the Lord for so long for this blessing? 😂😂😂

You come up with so much good material so often that I am just amazed.

He was not mic-ed but he definitely yelled "parkour parkour"

Watch the full video for better context and you’ll see the bailiff is sitting down on his phone!🤦🏽‍♀️

He totally did, so crazy when he jumped right over! He missed his million dollar money maker!🎉

I was stunned that the bailiffs were slow too. Apparently, no one thought he was going to clear the bench. It was surreal.

The Flying Felon😂😂😂

I'd like to listen to 2 or 3 shows the same night, to see how this magic happens. he sounds like he's just talking off-hand, no "jokes," but 8x funnier than anyone else. brilliant stuff.

The napkin hook up was hilarious😂

Josh will never run out of material because he basically just tells us the news in the funniest way possible

Listening to Josh's comedy is like listening to your funny stoned friend talking non-stop, and I cant stop listening

"I didn't get to finish my sentence." damn.

I just love hearing this dude talk, his thoughts. Whether its funny or not, glad its padded with comedy, but i like this dude

❤ BaBy ❤ I'm here for the comedy!!!!

😂😂 I can't wait to hear you talk about the charge list they read to him. Love your stuff!

😂😂 it was the judge's clerk not the stenographer.

I've been following you for a minute bro, really happy for all your success you're mad funny

you know it's going to be good when josh starts with, "did y'all hear about...okay"

Were u channeling Cosby at 3:00? Lol but seriously you're hilarious brother, timing is perfected

4:57 This is REAL 😂😂 I get offended when they add multiple sets of plastic ware to my order... YES, I'M FINNA EAT ALL THIS!! 😭🥴

You make my day! I can't wait for your Netflix special 😉

What if the only reason the diddler is still alive because he has all those cameras everywhere 😂

In defence of NapkinFisto - with the old spring loaded napkin chutes, you'd be punching your hand in to get the last 1/4 out because the spring was limp and then when someone refills and overfills them and you're stood there with a fist full of napkins, unless you take a minute to get them out one at a time with both hands..

You’re my favorite young comedian, a genuinely funny guy. 😂

He was like “fuck it, in for a penny…”

I need to hear some Wu Tang on that outro. 🔥🔥

I learn about the world from your comedy alone

I loooooooove getting too many napkins 🥰

You betta take all those napkins. You neva know when you gon need a napkin.

I already know it's gonna be hilarious

I did not see the Judge getting tackled video before watching yours....just watched, your summary was perfect

4:55 Eminem rapping like "You using WAY too many napkins"

Did not expect to see my name on the List, I wasn't there!

so funny as always josh! and also according to the foster mother, the defendant has schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. don't know the guy's whole background but definitely needs help

Like the chill laidback delivery. Good stuff!

Thanks for helping my rough day

i work at chipotle and make delivery orders sometimes, i just put a random amount of napkins in the bags most of the time, sometimes i out wayy too many and sometimes wayy too little

I feel this! I bought a burrito and they gave me 0 napkins!!

I think judges benches are up high because they do get attacked a lot. They are definitely targeted

My friend was like what about the stenographer. I was like 🧐🤔😒🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️