Alcoholic gets dumped | Stavros Halkias 

The thunderous applause when he proclaimed himself an alcoholic ☠️

"26. that awkward age where you can still drink like you're in college meanwhile your friends are having kids." So accurate lol.

“I drink a lot!” Audience roars.

My honesty about my drinking is an amazing answer to why someone broke up with you.

Stav wears tracksuits because every activity is a physical activity for him

"Atleast 7". The way he answered this dude had pondered this question many times lol.

Stav's the current living king of track suits and comedy!

Looks like a big crowd!! Stavy getting known!! Love it ❤

gotta love the whole crowd losing their mind to a guy admitting to alcoholism lmao

that dude is my new spirit animal

This hit to close to home😂😂😅

Man, I've heard many names for alcoholics, but never "truth-teller" lol, makes sense though, people do spill secrets once they've had a few.

Stav reads every single comment.

Hedgehog Jr. just crushin' the rooms.

That dude is a g 😂

Before the guy said “at least seven” I had just finished telling myself “five or six” so I think I’m good 🤣

Honestly, alcoholism destroyed my marriage. Seriously it sucks

As a 24-year old 'alcoholic' this was hilarious lmao

Babe, wake up. New Stavvy clip just dropped!

The Tom Brady of drinking like a college student

Stav dressed like a pregnant couch for Halloween. 🎃

Abraham Lincoln son level of honesty😂

At least hes honest 😂😂

He is honest! lmao

i lost like 50lbs sence u posted the gym vidss i hope u doing good :) :)

That side view though baaahahahahaha

Alot of people cant handle honesty.

I dont care what anybody says, stavvys laugh will always be the best part of all his videos 😂😂😂🫶🏼

My ex wife left me because I was too honest as well 🍻

Dont wait that seven yrs bruh lol

Honest indeed

Stavvy PLZ come back to phx!!!! I can't fly across the country rn!

Here is my impression of Stavros riffing with Nick. “Hahahahahahahha… hhahaahahahaha…hahahahahahah…..

Long runways have softer landing opportunities... if you make it that far 😂

I work too hard boss🤣🤣🤣🤣

at least he was honest how much runway he needed before sobering up.

Come to Vancouver

That's drinkin' buddy

He was honest lol

Is that Greek Santa??

This at the Wilbur??

I hope the guy who said that is ok. Drinking isn't everything bro. This is probably going to make him drink more

i romanticize with being an alcoholic, it sounds like such a nice peaceful way to give up and just write. I just can't, it makes me sick and lags me out for the following days.

As a fellow truth-teller I applaud this guest for agreeing that the 19th Amendment should be repealed.

Just a lilcheat 7 yrs

Stav clowned him but the dude was absolutely right: he may be a bit too honest lol

this guy is literally the funniest mf

I work too hard boss

Love hiw Stav comes in here judging this dude when he's literally 350 pounds and has had like two serious relationships in his life.

How many years is Stavros giving himself to lose weight?

“What a room full of dumbasses.” This man is on a level I didn’t know existed. Stavros has passed ‘stand-up’ or ‘comedy’, this is like, John the Revelator shit man. The solid brass balls it takes to tell a room full of people they’re all morons and get them to cackle with laughter: “my god, he’s right!” “So true!” Fuck, bro. Stavros is one of the greats, up their with Carlin or Chappelle

hey I thought we were being honest

Trust me, rehab sucks it's a scam

Oh, well, isn't this just the bee's knees, folks! I mean, it's like we stumbled upon a comedy goldmine here, am I right? So, here we have our buddy Stavros Halkias, who's clearly seen more bars than an Olympic gymnast, and he's out there, just doing his stand-up thing, being all honest and whatnot, but alas, the brutal reality of life strikes him like a swift kick in the liver! I mean, come on, who knew that being too honest could get you dumped? You'd think that level of candor would be refreshing, but nope, apparently, some people prefer their relationships with a side of BS and a dash of deception. But hey, isn't that the charm of stand-up comedy? Taking the bitter lemons life throws at you and turning them into comedic lemonade! Stavros, you've got some real talent, buddy. I mean, your jokes are so sharp, they could cut through that hangover fog I imagine you're perpetually in! And isn't it just ironic how alcohol is supposed to be the "liquid courage," but it often ends up being the "liquid honesty serum" for some of us? I mean, you've got to admire the guy's commitment to brutal honesty, even if it cost him a relationship. But hey, chin up, Stavros! You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make a joke about it! And you've certainly done that here. Keep bringing the laughs, buddy, and who knows, maybe one day you'll find someone who can handle the unfiltered you without needing a chaser. AND POST!

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Is Stav wearing a girdle?

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, (alcoholics go to meetings.) And only drink on days that end with "y".

Why was the audience cheering?!?

Pro tip: never get married or have kids and keep a low level inconsequential job and you can party indefinitely. Weed and liquor are way more fun than relationships anyway. Weed and liquor never complain or dissaprove.

If you're 26 and still get excited about heavy drinking, you might as well abandon the pretense of ever getting sober; you'll be dead after 7 years anyway. You ever seen an alcoholic in his mid 30s and thought, "this guy is just a few moves away from getting it all together"? Lol

a little cheat 7 years

😂🎉🎉🎉❤

Wtf ppl

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This guy thinks he is much funnier than i think he is

Is he in Philly?

The crowds are getting bigger. Stavvy is really on his way to getting huge! 🥹

7 more years of getting trashed is a total rookie number at 26.