Moving Into a White Neighborhood - Ali Siddiq

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Ali Siddiq explains what he learned about white people from moving into a gated community and speculates about his son’s creepy behavior.
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21 июл 2019

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@ziadalsarra35 5 лет назад

Ali should have his Netflix special by now . Just putting it out there

@spooky9477 5 лет назад

Agreed. The last joke was a killer! “Ive had my truck longer than I’ve had this boy!”

@louie9373 5 лет назад

Yeah man it's a good time for it.

@RoyAH. 5 лет назад

Time past due! This dude is straight ass funny!

@fastinradfordable 4 года назад

great freggin comic is an understatement

@gorrillawarfair 4 года назад

@Letucces Satan hes been awol for like a decade i wouldn't expect much

@kwandangubane9419 5 лет назад

"who protesting? ALL OF THEM" 😂😂😂

@mimimichelle606 5 лет назад

kwanda Ngubane I thought of get out when he said that 😂😂💔💔💔

@empresstrini6722 4 года назад

kwanda Ngubane I was just about to type this joke!!😂😂😂

@Joseph44138 4 года назад

I just keep cracking up laughing every time i think of that joke, mainly because of the way he said it as well 🤣🤣🤣

@lm5622 3 года назад

I haven’t bought trail mix in a long time, but immediately thoughtof this video when I bought it today. 😂

@yuxasaba7920 5 лет назад

"They protesting, they protesting!"

@sunkid02 4 года назад

who's they ???

@flgkingpin 4 года назад

@@sunkid02 all of them

@aaronsmith1023 4 года назад

To be fair, if a whole neighborhood of white people(or any people for that matter) showed up at my door, I'd be panicked too.

@Therealclayton 4 года назад

@@aaronsmith1023 I'd be like oh shit the purge has commenced fuckkk!!!

@unknownx7252 4 года назад

@@Therealclayton 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jonathanjames-patterson5403 4 года назад

“Hassan is 4 years old and he whispers” 😂😂😂 LMFAO I don’t know why that is so funny

@Ashbash-kf5xd 4 года назад

Jonathan JamesPatterson In my home,... at this current moment we have “Pre-Pour Juice”. I don’t have any children. It’s just me and my guy 😂

@amonlord553 5 лет назад

I was literally eating trailmix while he said white people love trailmix and I'm white as hell! I just lost it...

@shaease4931 5 лет назад

damn, when God gives a wake up call haha

@louie9373 5 лет назад

That's a good stereotype. They stopped with the cheese sandwiches after the whole gluten thing.

@lekhapratap1652 4 года назад

My god, you too?!

@Hethalean 4 года назад

I just finished the single portion trail mix bag from work... lol

@heygal1207 4 года назад

@@lekhapratap1652 LMAO

@ORGANICsoulJAZZ 5 лет назад

"Daddy you thirsty"

@louie9373 5 лет назад

Kids always ask if you want something when they want it lol. I'm a grown ass man I don't want no grape juice... oh that's right you're 4.

@notareallin620 4 года назад

Mmmm yeah! Parents when they still sleepin, don't hear nothin that their kids say. Best time to ask your parents for somethin bc they always answer yes.

@novalove4790 2 года назад

"I'm the one that knows yo son is allergic to grape juice!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@StaticShockNene 2 года назад

Soon as he said that I started wheezing! 😩🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

@wintonhorning762 5 лет назад

This guy is frozone from the incredibles. Where is my super suit?

@Young-if1jz 4 года назад

Winton Horning... He does! 😂

@EzekiesAcheron 3 года назад

I get the joke but just in case you didn't know, Frozone is Samuel L Jackson.

@NumberFreak2000 5 лет назад

I do love trail mix. There is a whole bunch in the pantry right now.

@cinniboy4722 5 лет назад

Lemme guess its Costco brand

@NumberFreak2000 5 лет назад

@@cinniboy4722 There are no Costcos in my part of the country.

@alexas5260 5 лет назад

What's trail mix?

@dandelionappreciator9712 5 лет назад

Aleksandras Rynkevicius nuts and raisins and M&Ms all mixed together. It’s good.

@alexas5260 5 лет назад

@@dandelionappreciator9712 cool, thanks.

@rockinrobby4160 5 лет назад

Ali is seriously undervalued. Check out his other work

@lilettex0421 4 года назад

No he's not? He's pretty popular

@AcidicJO 4 года назад

Yes man I couldn’t agree more, seen him a bunch of times in Houston and he always delivers. He deserves to be Kevin Hart famous.

@ral211able 4 года назад

AcidicJO h-town strong from there and saw him in Sac recently

@Ashbash-kf5xd 4 года назад

Since seeing this- I know say “Shiiiiieeeet!” Just like him all the time.

@Starfromspaceeee 4 года назад

"Did I look dehydrated in my sleep?" "DAMN RIGHT IM DADDY!"

@michaelaham631 4 года назад

5:31 *penguin waddles* “YOU GODDAMN RIGHT, I’M DADDY” 😂

@ajshawn9496 Год назад

Oh boy... God is good hallelujah praise be to God 🙏🏿🙌🏾✝️🍷🍞🙏🏽🔥🎄☕

@nam6128 5 лет назад

Police get to the door "What they say?" Police: white folks got on boots

@sgoatyoutube609 5 лет назад

Lmaooooo

@orin998 4 года назад

Ahaha.

@mathieushifera9555 4 года назад

@Nolan Akers Ah man! You should have come soonerm i sold your knife

@promisemadepromisekept.7575 4 года назад

😆😅😅😅😅....get your knife, there's going to be an all out war.

@SpekksHOA 4 года назад

Lmao

@brianstory 5 лет назад

OMG I'm eating trail mix right now! Almost choked on it while laughing so hard!

@louie9373 5 лет назад

Those nutrients got you in a good mood huh?

@Jebusmike3 5 лет назад

@@louie9373 Lmao what you doin replying to every trail mix comment?

@DatHombre 4 года назад

@@Jebusmike3 was literally just gonna say this

@nmarbletoe8210 4 года назад

I just bought two trail mixes. oof

@mountainsquds3320 4 года назад

Michael Wargo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SplashAttackTCG 5 лет назад

*Get your pen knife ready! Mexican got on boots!*

@Bharath-YT 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@kingnova1468 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@krazyk3842 5 лет назад

Whites got cookies

@shyguy868 5 лет назад

White people got wave caps

@JAVONEETHEMOMMY 5 лет назад

Call Cece

@thatguyreiji1045 5 лет назад

Ali's story is amazing,especially how he turned his life around.

@YemYum 5 лет назад

This is so fucking true. My father moved us into a very wealthy white neighborhood and it wasn’t even a gated community. The moment we moved in we were greeted by our neighbors. It was so odd. Even before we moved in, we were setting up some furniture and stuff inside the house for when we do, and even then some white folks came and welcomed us. They brought some of their baked goods and shit and wanted to get to know us when we settled down. This was mind blowing to me. I was 18 at the time too. Now I’m 20 and it’s still kinda hard to get used to. White people be too nice.

@ndnrb_ 5 лет назад

That’s why their civilizations are the best

@ELmeinz 2 года назад

They just want to know who is going to be living with them

@MsT_ThatsMe 2 года назад

I am black and we always welcomed new neighbors. I don't know it I would do it now. It depends on the neighborhood.

@jacobbaker4545 Год назад

Nah thry not nice that is how they are nosey. Very manipulative and sneaky af

@mage1439 Год назад

As a white person who watches a lot of black comedians I have to ask, did your family throw out all the bland food they brought over?

@PunisherFord 5 лет назад

"Trailmix" 😂 I didnt think he was gonna get it right but damn, He couldn't have been more right 😂

@louie9373 5 лет назад

Yeah, they switched to trail mix after the gluten wars made it unacceptable to eat cheese sandwiches.

@BL3SSed-Bliss 4 года назад

Already got me with “the brochure”.😂🤣😅

@BL3SSed-Bliss 4 года назад

Wait, Bro brought his chain-lock from the projects to his new 🏡! 😂🤣😅 I caught that subtlety.

@babybunloaf 4 года назад

Oh! Yeah good catch. They wouldn't have those I guess.

@kerrijacobi 4 года назад

I’m white and my parents bought the house I now live in back in 1967. The first black family moved in on our little cul-de-sac a few months ago. I went over to introduce myself the first day they started moving in. Lol! I had no idea that was a “white” thing until I heard this comedian. Lol! 🤣

@jacobbaker4545 Год назад

Its not....

@rigstoriches6194 4 года назад

Man dude is hilarious 😂😂 How u in trouble u daddy

@MichaelSmith-Moving 4 года назад

"He only 4 years old I don't know him I had my truck longer then this boy"🤣😂

@andrewjohnson1124 5 лет назад

MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS

@sheldont9508 5 лет назад

ON THE YARD

@JoGe49 5 лет назад

take off running

@LambSauceWill 5 лет назад

What kind of knife you need?

@JAVONEETHEMOMMY 5 лет назад

Call Cece

@remidibeatz8780 4 года назад

"How you in trouble?? You Daddy" 😂😂

@ryanwebb3945 5 лет назад

Ali’s stories are always an insta-click!

@dysxlicwan7833 4 года назад

BLAHHOOGIE I swear it’s used materials but the stories great I don’t even care

@TA-jp5so 5 лет назад

Dudes got a Kevin Hart vibe there at the end with the juice joke.

@odreamwork6272 4 года назад

Was just gonna say that. Kevin has a very similar joke.

@odreamwork6272 4 года назад

@Aiden Lyerla Pretty much man. Kinda shitty, but that's how it is in this business sometimes.

@alogaalactic 4 года назад

Aiden Lyerla exactly what I thought

@odreamwork6272 4 года назад

@Aiden Lyerla Yeah, solid set for sure. The trail mix shit accurate as hell.

@edboy937 4 года назад

thank god im not alone, yeah second bit was two of kevins jokes blended together

@crazannana 5 лет назад

Haven’t busted out laughing like that in a while... so funny! Thank you!

@Distorteddesignshop 2 года назад

I googled "help I moved into a white suburb" and he's right on with this. I just moved in and they scared the hell out of me. I'm going down to Home Depot to stock up on trail mix and succulents so that I can make peace with the next white family that comes to my door.

@jaridkeen123 5 лет назад

This was hilarious!

@laugh_til_ithurts 5 лет назад

“Hassan! Hassan! Daddy messed up” 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

@horndog12378 4 года назад

Ali is killing it! Happy to see this guy winning...NETFLIX, GET THIS MAN AN HOUR SPECIAL!!!

@296jayce 5 лет назад

That boy only 4 years old, only had him 4 years! I had my truck longer than i had that boy 😭🤣😂 that shit had me LMFAOOOOOOO

@snowboardingsquirrel 5 лет назад

There are multiple varieties of trail mix in my pantry at this very moment...

@MerveilleK 4 года назад

Lmao. “How you gotta get in trouble, you’re daddy”... 😂 I’m done

@outlawz7623 5 лет назад

I love this dude. Texas Boys stand up! 🤘🏽

@louie9373 5 лет назад

TX in this motha...

@aldinewilliams5680 4 года назад

🤘🏾

@ruebenllongoria836 4 года назад

🤠

@Brotha00 4 года назад

Gay

@jeffsteik6933 4 года назад

Texas here..... This guy is not funny

@leeg2975 4 года назад

Hassan: *faint whispers* Me: I didn't catch that Hassan Hassan: Get the jooose!

@jasonmurray3159 5 лет назад

"White Ppl Love Trail mix"😆😆😬😬😬

@justaguy7003 5 лет назад

I just ran out of my mix yesterday... Shit made me sad.

@bryanwilkens 5 лет назад

I prefer to call it "obstacle course M&Ms".

@honsolo811 5 лет назад

Yes I did have trail mix today 😂

@crannser 5 лет назад

I was low key offended until I realized I make my own damn trail mix.

@jasonmurray3159 4 года назад

😂😂😂You Guys Just Ended Racism#Hero's#TrailMix

@cerebralcaustic 4 года назад

white guy here, bought a bag of trailmix at the store a few days ago. cranberries, cashews, yellow raisins, almonds.glad to see people of other backgrounds are sharing the love.

@Alex-ub7tk 4 года назад

This man deserves a Netflix special.

@jaredgreen6889 5 лет назад

Ali is one of the best. Unbelievable storytelling skills

@1cotton245 3 года назад

I’ve watched this twice. I was eating trail mix both times 😂😂😂

@bobbymizzoni9096 5 лет назад

Love Ali!!! Such a great story teller!

@jamar2k125 4 года назад

Dude is a genuine comedian 😆😆😆

@ChronicGamer-rl2bo 5 лет назад

Omg this man so funny! Thanks to comedy central I know know about him and I now have 4 albums to listen to on spotify

@demetriusmiddleton1246 4 года назад

"How you gonna get in trouble... You DADDY!!!!!"💀💀💀

@sthembisondhlovu Год назад

"He 4 years old I don't know everything about him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HammerOfVenus 5 лет назад

Love Ali! Was hoping he was going to tell the story about eating trail mix in the park with the old man watching birds, too funny. Then again with his friend. "I fucks with these Craisens."

@gruppegee 4 года назад

1st lemme say this dude is hilarious... That line about only having his sone 4yrs is priceless parents understand OMG

@coollock5912 4 года назад

"You daddy!" LMAO

@zephyrjet122 4 года назад

I feel like comedy is going back to basics and I'm HERE for it!

@uziloogie7685 4 года назад

This one of the funniest stand up clips I've seen in a while

@veronicar2816 4 года назад

I never laughed so damn hard 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 this guy is amazing!!

@azembejta2463 5 лет назад

Damn this guy Ali is awesome legit I stayed laughing whole time .I'ma go check his other work this guy is golden

@blxopium 5 лет назад

YES, I love Ali’s standup

@chromicapop4595 2 года назад

“Daddy you thirsty” made me lose it🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

@stonerpanda5052 5 лет назад

"my son was swelling up" 😂😂😂

@serpicobc 4 года назад

I was sitting and watching this and eating trail mix and then he said "trail mix" and I stared down at my trail mix. And... yeah, that's a good stereotype.

@alexferguson6172 8 месяцев назад

“I had my truck longer than I had this boy” had me rolling

@anildamodaran 2 года назад

This is soooo goood! Ali, you deserve more!

@tjaspire 2 года назад

I'm Black, but Costco trail mix is BOMB!

@jenki221 4 года назад

Had no idea trail mix was a white thing 🤔 I’ve always loved trail mix as a black dude....and recently started making my own at the grocery store 🤷🏾‍♂️

@tranquility9325 4 года назад

You might be part white

@chandlerridley624 3 года назад

We all the same for real dawg.

@esotericone9101 4 года назад

"I've had my truck longer than I've had this boy" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Squarebodydodi 2 года назад

I just wanna show up with a bunch of trail mix..I love this..Ali .. you crack me up. love you.

@bemymafuyu4998 5 лет назад

I was like "YESSS" but then i realized ive already seen this one😔

@alifakory555 5 лет назад

Is nobody noticing the fact that cc standup has been taking down and reuploading their videos constantly for a while now?

@panchoperfulcro8708 3 года назад

I thought I had seen some several videos that were gone and then reappeared with far less views. I usually thought I may have just been confused.

@GotchaYT253 4 года назад

Your absolutely incredible my brotha much love!!!

@canceracar 4 года назад

That trail mix part broke me, lord, I ate some for breakfast. Funny shit Fam

@LetsBeClear87 5 лет назад

Never clicked on a video so fast

@sgoatyoutube609 5 лет назад

Same

@444_ww7 3 года назад

You had me cracking up as soon as the whisper bit started. And usually Joe is the only one that does that to me, love it.

@KBsWORLD1.0 5 лет назад

That Trail Mix tho! 😂 😂

@racefeen22p 4 года назад

This was a great one, couldn't stop laughing

@luismendoza363 4 года назад

Very good lines and routine clean and very good comedian not one bad word at ll Congrats!!!! Hope u the best

@PuadafaProductions 5 лет назад

I do enjoy trail mix, and I am a white person

@louie9373 5 лет назад

I bet you avoid the one with M&Ms because almonds taste naturally sweet to you. Am I right?

@asharamisal4382 4 года назад

🤣.....btw love ur profile pic!

@PuadafaProductions 4 года назад

Louie not at all. The ones with the M&Ms are a special treat. Not only do they have chocolate, but they remind me of the one great white rapper.

@PuadafaProductions 4 года назад

Russell Farrish relax, we’re all friends here ❤️

@PuadafaProductions 4 года назад

Claudia Ramisal thank you! Check out my movie on my channel, Jimmy the killer dick!

@sue4421 2 года назад

"All of them" lololololol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cwaicwai821 Год назад

The storytelling here is so good. Each section catches me by surprise.

@dietcookies5084 5 лет назад

I’ve seen this clip like 5x on different channels

@omarboutari8864 5 лет назад

Why was this RE-UPLOADED?

@timvrecic5903 4 года назад

l OmarB l My thought exactly.

@jada7378 4 года назад

So me and others could see it for the first time.

@vanessaroberson6534 4 года назад

I swear I have looked at this skit 20 times and it's steal funny.

@nicandrews1370 5 лет назад

Ali Saddiq: ...anything...... Me: 🖥😛🍿

@tdot7084 5 лет назад

Mexican got on boots, Attempting to kill Mitchell, Pre-poured juice. Netflix what else do you need? We need that special.

@chicomencia 5 лет назад

This has already been posted...

@PlatoonGoon 5 лет назад

Fact. Thought I was going crazy.

@eden6862 5 лет назад

Somethings deserve to be reposted to get maximum views. This is one of them.

@Adam-zm6pt 5 лет назад

Thank you! I was looking for this comment. I saw a new Ali upload and got stoked for new material but I saw this shit months ago. Still a savage 6 minutes though so I’m not really mad 😅

@imlooyah6103 4 года назад

@Skippz2282 4 года назад

Ok I ain’t the only dude noticed

@nizambao4653 Год назад

I love Ali Siddiq. Great video y'all.

@aqueelahwaters8265 3 года назад

I’m on the floor laughing!! About his son lol

@Efgeshow 5 лет назад

Dave Chappelles vibes

@3sgtecelica 4 года назад

Chappelle was funny though

@MsBerich 4 года назад

You're super wrong. He wishes he could

@jontrosper5252 5 лет назад

Hahaha, I'm eating trail mix while watching this LOL

@YoloMonstaaa 5 лет назад

Ive seen this before, i thought i was having crazy deja vu reading that title! Great bit.

@NewbTactical 4 года назад

Pre Poured Juice!! Lmao great set

@showitkiflom8385 4 года назад

He said he had his truck longer than his son! He wasn’t ready!(Kevin Hart’s voice)🤣

@chrisbacon131 4 года назад

bruh i’m the opposite i’m the only white kid in my neighborhood i have only black neighbors

@jailtimejake2151 4 года назад

Chris Bacon are you being held hostage? Are you being extorted? Do you want me to get you help? KEEP IT RIGHT KEEP IT WHITE.

@AmberAmbwee 4 года назад

Same. Lol. I’m almost 30. I’m more more uncomfortable around white people than anyone else. I’m in Texas. The first time I went to Colorado, it was horrible. Lol