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Ali Wong's got a story to tell about a woman, a baby, and carne asada.
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@barih4prez
@barih4prez 5 лет назад
I don’t know why I clicked on this thinking Ali Wong actually had tips for keeping tacos intact 😭😭😭
@kyh6767
@kyh6767 5 лет назад
I didn't even see the title and looked back up after I saw ur comment lol
@emilyhall4625
@emilyhall4625 5 лет назад
I read it as tattoos...I was very confused for a bit there.
@JaxLittles
@JaxLittles 5 лет назад
I legit did as well
@moresquatsmoretwats6298
@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 года назад
AHAHAHAH
@sonyab20
@sonyab20 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@marlonmunanga523
@marlonmunanga523 5 лет назад
I'm 24 and not old enough to watch this.
@ramibeiruty1797
@ramibeiruty1797 5 лет назад
ain't we all. couldn't even make it till the end of the video!
@peterchiung1159
@peterchiung1159 5 лет назад
but no ones gives a shit about you
@najlasmith8933
@najlasmith8933 5 лет назад
Marlon Munanga I’m much younger 🤣🤣
@robfab5204
@robfab5204 5 лет назад
I'm 24 and I concur
@joemunoz1476
@joemunoz1476 5 лет назад
Bro I'm 30 and I was turning it down 😂
@AnimeWolf5193
@AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад
"You can't make a horror movie in only 5 minutes." ... _tHeY WeRe WrOnG._
@nancydamas784
@nancydamas784 3 года назад
tHey ArE Wong
@octaviasmith5002
@octaviasmith5002 3 года назад
You mean Wong! 😅😝
@patricemighty9273
@patricemighty9273 2 года назад
The weren't Wong !
@zentaihero4189
@zentaihero4189 4 месяца назад
Oh honey, that horror movie probably was probably made in about 45 seconds. S#*+ be crazy.
@genvalencia1740
@genvalencia1740 4 года назад
When my boyfriend asks about children, I shall refer him to this.
@ojitosrodriguez114
@ojitosrodriguez114 4 года назад
Also refer him to Tiffany's and Zales for that diamond ring. If he's gonna be making wifey requests he's gotta upgrade you to wife first you feel me. Know your place. You are a queen. Don't settle for less.
@foxibot
@foxibot 4 года назад
Gen Valencia LOL!
@saraigassmann9592
@saraigassmann9592 4 года назад
@@ojitosrodriguez114 I'd very much rather have an intact nether region than a silly diamond. ;)
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 4 года назад
good idea 😂
@pangkoulee7648
@pangkoulee7648 4 года назад
@@ojitosrodriguez114 YES
@PandaMonium92827
@PandaMonium92827 5 лет назад
Renewing birth control ASAP after watching this
@Technoanima
@Technoanima 5 лет назад
Why you need to have kids before 25.
@callummarch3970
@callummarch3970 5 лет назад
Juxtaposed1Nmotion aaaah savage 😂😂😂
@melissaCgreenwood
@melissaCgreenwood 5 лет назад
Lol, I'm 32 and I stopped having sex altogether 7 years ago. Best decision I ever made. I don't want kids and I don't want to be on birth control. I value my solitude and freedom. Not everybody wants the same things in life. Keep that birth control going, girl 😉
@anamuslamh09
@anamuslamh09 4 года назад
Miranda Daugherty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lalaishappyyy
@lalaishappyyy 4 года назад
@@melissaCgreenwood preach!
@nicolebotes8949
@nicolebotes8949 5 лет назад
Best contraception ever- this video!
@Vampwatch1462
@Vampwatch1462 4 года назад
The fact that she's done two shows like this is insane. She wins.
@xerosbabyislas4759
@xerosbabyislas4759 4 года назад
She needs more shows
@rockaroundtheclock1561
@rockaroundtheclock1561 3 года назад
For real!
@lizcast4076
@lizcast4076 4 года назад
Me: I dont wanna get pregnant Most people: why not? it's a beautiful thing Me: I already have anger issues
@koastalsandibum8722
@koastalsandibum8722 4 года назад
Izzy Cast Ha ha ha! I love this!!!! I feel you! Same here.
@lizcast4076
@lizcast4076 4 года назад
@Qurat ul Ain oh it was a joke that's what i tell them to go away. Most of my reasons are different. But you are right.
@user-nf5px7vg6w
@user-nf5px7vg6w 4 года назад
fucking same omfg
@chumps7974
@chumps7974 3 года назад
They are lying.
@NikixLynnix
@NikixLynnix 2 года назад
Same 🤣
@kiranmurali910
@kiranmurali910 5 лет назад
i came in as an innocent child to this vifeo ... and left a horrified man with PTSD
@seamlyshenanigans861
@seamlyshenanigans861 5 лет назад
Welcome to womanhood!
@dmiller5765
@dmiller5765 5 лет назад
Now you know why you should thank your mother.
@laluna1083
@laluna1083 5 лет назад
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@N-VAMusic
@N-VAMusic 5 лет назад
This is nothing once you are a parent lol I cut the umbilical cord, helped my partner with all the bleeding, grabbing towels, witch hazel, wipes.
@gethecked4446
@gethecked4446 5 лет назад
Kiran this is exactly why we need better sex Ed and health classes in public schools, this happens to half of the world’s population and is likened to “PTSD” when the other half of the population finds out. 🙄
@rajshekhar26
@rajshekhar26 5 лет назад
I gained ENORMOUS amount of KNOWLEDGE in gynaecology in 5mins
@matthudson4136
@matthudson4136 5 лет назад
But NOT how to SPELL gynecology. But GOOD use of CAPITALIZATION.
@lemongrassandpeach4884
@lemongrassandpeach4884 5 лет назад
Ye didn't
@renegadefunkstar
@renegadefunkstar 5 лет назад
Matt Hudson yeah nah it’s spelt right
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 года назад
waaaay more than I ever wanted to know ..
@Chris-hp9be
@Chris-hp9be 4 года назад
Its more obstetrics than gynecology
@jazminemenjivar5359
@jazminemenjivar5359 5 лет назад
I've never loved my birth control as much as I do now
@dreemgoat342
@dreemgoat342 4 года назад
Your profile looks like a sponsorship to what you just said in a good way lol
@minicocopanda3533
@minicocopanda3533 4 года назад
After i had birth all my family asks if we will have another baby. Love my birth control
@mughwortslongshot4545
@mughwortslongshot4545 4 года назад
Same i took it for granted until i watched this
@delightfulblueberries7405
@delightfulblueberries7405 3 года назад
I never loved being an ace as much.
@aprilmason1616
@aprilmason1616 3 года назад
I swear by, I swear by it💃
@DemonEyes02
@DemonEyes02 4 года назад
🤣 the first time I saw this was a week after giving birth. It made me feel better to know I wasn't alone. And horrified that this was normal and no one had EVER bothered to warn me. .NO ONE.
@AmethystEyes
@AmethystEyes 4 года назад
nobody does your vulva go back to normal?
@bunnybaby975
@bunnybaby975 4 года назад
DOES IT GO BACK TO NORMAL 😂
@51Saffron
@51Saffron 4 года назад
@@bunnybaby975 Not always, one lady told me hers looked like punched lasagne. Having a baby wrecks your vagina and your vulva. There are also other complications as well tearing etc. They just don't teach this in sex ed, everything is so clean and neat. Later on some women have things tightened by surgery.
@amc998
@amc998 4 года назад
Shiiiiit. That sounds scary. I wonder if many women think it only happens to them. Also, whether any prior surgery have other side effects.
@saraigassmann9592
@saraigassmann9592 4 года назад
Good lord, yes, some honesty in sex-ed would be nice! Growing up teachers and parents were always like "the birth canal opens & closes like a garage door" but not until i'm an adult with internet access is it revealed that vaginas/vulvas/the whole area often gets completely shredded apart, and may or may not ever be normal again! Eeek, not for me
@renneb4200
@renneb4200 5 лет назад
I love her, but I don't think I want to be pregnant.
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад
Relatable, have a nice day.
@najlasmith8933
@najlasmith8933 5 лет назад
Renne Barry same🤣
@mwametallic7668
@mwametallic7668 5 лет назад
She scared me as well...and am a man
@conneem1376
@conneem1376 5 лет назад
Me neither...but then again I've also worked in customer service for a better part of my life and believe me that'll get you to weld your legs closed
@melissaCgreenwood
@melissaCgreenwood 5 лет назад
No kidding, I don't want more people around me 😝 If I want kids I'll adopt. I even stopped having sex to avoid any mistakes. No pregnancy for me!
@HanaAmethyst
@HanaAmethyst 5 лет назад
Why did I have to see this while pregnant with my first baby. I'm laughing outside. Terrified inside.
@homla8116
@homla8116 5 лет назад
Epidural. Stock up on diapers for adults (your panties is going to look like a war zone for a couple of weeks), and plan to stay horizontal for the first few weeks after. Then you'll probably be o.k. You are an effing queen and should be treated as such after birth, let others deal with everything else. Good luck!
@jehenisus
@jehenisus 4 года назад
You’ll be fine. Not everyone goes through that :)
@mervynramokgopa3869
@mervynramokgopa3869 4 года назад
Pray for her yall
@shadowhunterartemis
@shadowhunterartemis 4 года назад
You probably won't go into labor for 72 hours.
@therealfinnaspring8585
@therealfinnaspring8585 4 года назад
We need an update you and your baby ok sis?
@hadessadeak6080
@hadessadeak6080 4 года назад
i love how important messages she has between her jokes
@MegaSheen15
@MegaSheen15 3 года назад
She does it the right way, she has a rule where you have to keep the audience laughing and save any social or political issues for a TED talk
@tigerbomb94
@tigerbomb94 2 года назад
I watched this special while running on a treadmill. As a woman who also had a cesarean after a failed trial of labour, I just about broke my neck crying and laughing while watching this. Truth.
@andrewandrew4970
@andrewandrew4970 2 года назад
You weren't on a treadmill.
@CasualGamer11
@CasualGamer11 5 лет назад
oh god my gut is literally busting open out of laughter, just like that lady she was talking about lmao
@garrettk7166
@garrettk7166 5 лет назад
*figuratively busting open
@CasualGamer11
@CasualGamer11 5 лет назад
ok so we’re doing this today. from merriam-webster, literally (and i’m using it the way you want this time) the second definition of the word: “used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible”. sit down, garrett.
@valentinav8286
@valentinav8286 5 лет назад
Now I'm scared to have children 😂
@blah-blah25
@blah-blah25 5 лет назад
So am I
@valenciadale3506
@valenciadale3506 5 лет назад
Same.
@escrivaninhadepapelao7905
@escrivaninhadepapelao7905 5 лет назад
Freaking terrified. This year I saw some twitter pics taken during the labor of a mom of twins and, girls... Her belly was all green and purple, like the skin was dying. She was stading up anf you could see the the increase of pain in the pictures. The last one you could almost hear her screaming. I was legit TERRIFIED.
@dosman3458
@dosman3458 5 лет назад
Never gonna do it!!
@yomomma8972
@yomomma8972 5 лет назад
Good, this is how we save the planet all you bitches just don't have kids
@adi-lf5eb
@adi-lf5eb Год назад
I’ve never laughed so much while being terrified at the same time. This woman holds a different kind of power.
@tilldend20
@tilldend20 4 года назад
Loved how beautifully she packaged such an important aspect of becoming a mother but really not being able to talk about it to anyone 👌 of course garnished with humor
@carmengogeidnas9670
@carmengogeidnas9670 2 года назад
Yes, the beauty of having your genitalia mutilated.. What a magical experience.
@karlr2908
@karlr2908 5 лет назад
I was hungry so I clicked when I saw taco... Well, at least I'm not hungry anymore 😳
@frenchtoast7742
@frenchtoast7742 5 лет назад
K R 😂😂😂
@notevenlistening6072
@notevenlistening6072 5 лет назад
I love Ali. I'm pregnant right now, and she cheers my soul.
@marksilla8276
@marksilla8276 5 лет назад
Sorry to hear, my condolences to your 🐈
@TH-eb7ob
@TH-eb7ob 4 года назад
Mark Silla lol
@Chris-hp9be
@Chris-hp9be 4 года назад
RIP pussy
@minicocopanda3533
@minicocopanda3533 4 года назад
... Dude sorry wanna be supportive. I also had a baby. That shit was the most horrible shit i will ever go for. Id rather be shot. Im not having any more kids
@gracytoyschultz4416
@gracytoyschultz4416 4 года назад
I'm pregnant with baby #2 this is gonna be fun again.😂
@JeremyMYG
@JeremyMYG 4 года назад
I’m being completely honest: when I heard this piece for the first time, I physically screamed and begged Ali to stop because I was flailing, crying, and almost not breathing for a solid 12 minutes.
@Galya892011
@Galya892011 4 года назад
Haha, me too 😄my chest and abdomen are still hurting from the laughter
@dang2443
@dang2443 2 года назад
and....i didn't laugh even once. Here...pull my finger.
@JeremyMYG
@JeremyMYG 2 года назад
@@dang2443 Congratulations! 👌🏼
@dang2443
@dang2443 2 года назад
@@JeremyMYG That made zero sense, but apparently you're pretty pleased with yourself.
@JeremyMYG
@JeremyMYG 2 года назад
@@dang2443 I’m congratulating you for not laughing once. Have a wonderful weekend!
@absentminded7230
@absentminded7230 3 года назад
0:16 I like how the entire crowd just oofed.
@alterego1362
@alterego1362 5 лет назад
All that money and Netflix couldn't afford a cordless microphone?
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 5 лет назад
Adarsh Kurup 😂
@twinturbobeerus1412
@twinturbobeerus1412 5 лет назад
Not as reliable I'm guessing
@rotcivagetro
@rotcivagetro 5 лет назад
Comedians love wired mic's
@kevenduane1315
@kevenduane1315 5 лет назад
That’s how the rich stay rich...
@opinionatedbachelor5803
@opinionatedbachelor5803 5 лет назад
I did few stand ups and I must tell you, microphone with cords and stands are a great comfort when you are not landing on jokes. It provides a great deal comfort. You can actually see how much a comic is nervous just by looking at how they handle mic.
@JCD87
@JCD87 5 лет назад
the soft blow at the end, when the air is not that pressured at the end... LOLS
@tyrrany_reigns1
@tyrrany_reigns1 4 года назад
"...to make sure that the carne asada didn't fall out of the taco..." I am deceased after hearing that!
@tahraethestoryteller6079
@tahraethestoryteller6079 4 года назад
“...and become nachos on the floor.” So I underrated
@ifrahjama2215
@ifrahjama2215 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alice.s.m.6482
@alice.s.m.6482 5 лет назад
Amy Schumer took away my belief that talking about vaginas could be funny. I have just regained it.
@taylorhamilton3343
@taylorhamilton3343 4 года назад
Same!! Fuck Amy Schumer, she's fucking terrible lol. Ali Wong actually has some really great material in her standup, rather than just feminist propaganda and all men are evil at every turn.
@fenecofeneco19
@fenecofeneco19 4 года назад
Oh look at you .aren't you proud of all the boyzz liking your comment?You know, you start pleasing them on the internet and you have no idea what you can achieve in life thanks to a good tongue. Keep it up sister!
@deazy6453
@deazy6453 4 года назад
@@fenecofeneco19 Do you hate women, or something? You sound a bit... Tight.
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 4 года назад
@@fenecofeneco19 Really? The only one here writing comments to appeal to men is you. Sorry you had to find out like this!
@sidni.d5989
@sidni.d5989 4 года назад
She's not funny at all
@nympholepticmonkey352
@nympholepticmonkey352 5 лет назад
That "Dried out my eyeballs!!" Bit slayed me😂
@dallashockey
@dallashockey 5 лет назад
I'm sure I saw Amy Schumer at the back taking notes.
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад
I reckon "get pregnant" is on the top of the list
@the_gratefulgamer
@the_gratefulgamer 5 лет назад
Or taking jokes
@katharineforsyth1870
@katharineforsyth1870 5 лет назад
@@the_gratefulgamer honey......you're very late, very ignorant, and yet very enthusiastic with this joke. not sure whether to be rolling in laughter or just sad for you
@the_gratefulgamer
@the_gratefulgamer 5 лет назад
@@katharineforsyth1870 I commented a week after the op comment. And then you commented at me a week later.🤔 If this ain't the used tampon calling the koolaid red. Gtfoh 🤡
@marquisethomas5611
@marquisethomas5611 4 года назад
This is gold
@KKAkuoku
@KKAkuoku 3 года назад
Every word that comes out of Ali Wong's mouth when she goes into that whisper-y delivery is like the audible equivalent of being teased with a flick knife. I LOVE IT!!
@ViveaShadows
@ViveaShadows 4 года назад
A queef that dried out my eyeballs 😭😭😭😂
@gettin-ziggy-with-it
@gettin-ziggy-with-it 5 лет назад
“YOU CANT LITIGATE LIKE THAT” i love her 😭😭
@stereoroid
@stereoroid 5 лет назад
Oh no, that’s Wong on so many levels ...
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 5 лет назад
I approve this message 😎
@chrystinegaines3207
@chrystinegaines3207 5 лет назад
BOAH NATION I too approve
@GuardiansWithdrawn
@GuardiansWithdrawn 5 лет назад
Actually that's Wong on a whole different level
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 года назад
so vewy wong... tsk tsk
@laluna1083
@laluna1083 4 года назад
You hear the audience at 0:19, they felt that pain of 72 hours in labor. Even the guys 🤣🤣
@shubhrasingh7166
@shubhrasingh7166 4 года назад
Her voice modulation and acting is on point. Loved her stand up
@momof6innj873
@momof6innj873 5 лет назад
She is hilarious...the sound effects had me literally in tears. Thank you Ali for not glossing over child birth. Love her 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
@Alleykattt
@Alleykattt 5 лет назад
"...become nachos on the floor." LOL!!
@dukeofpstreet3071
@dukeofpstreet3071 4 года назад
I'm 38 but it seems I just saw something above my age grade. PG50 maybe? 🤔🤦‍♂️
@virgiljericho664
@virgiljericho664 4 года назад
For the record: In the men’s room it’s eyes forward and no talking
@patrickgarneau6095
@patrickgarneau6095 4 года назад
1st rule is one urinal buffer, if possible. 2nd rule is don’t look.
@SynthgirlBulge
@SynthgirlBulge 3 года назад
@@patrickgarneau6095 rule 3: If there is no buffer, you fucking wait
@candideggplant1575
@candideggplant1575 3 года назад
Unless you're in highschool. Dudes for some reason just want to talk and shit.
@peanutbuttercup1914
@peanutbuttercup1914 3 года назад
@@SynthgirlBulge I understand the 1st and 2nd ones but do you actually wait if there's no buffer I'm genuinely curious
@NamedForANightmare
@NamedForANightmare 5 лет назад
What a legend. She needs more love.
@frozengamer3030
@frozengamer3030 5 лет назад
That boat has sailed.
@CARTOONIVERSE1
@CARTOONIVERSE1 5 лет назад
NamedForANightmare- All she does is talk about pussy to cover her *lack* of talent. She's amusing(like watching homeless people) but FUNNY is the goal. Nobody besides *you* will EVER call this hack a legend.
@najlasmith8933
@najlasmith8933 5 лет назад
NamedForANightmare factz🤣
@xerosbabyislas4759
@xerosbabyislas4759 4 года назад
@Shockheadd45 don't bother, they're just sad because they never made it in life, besides this asshat has been being an asshole in other comments talking about how Ali isn't a good comedian, like i said, they are just upset because they never made it in life
@runayred
@runayred 3 года назад
@@CARTOONIVERSE1 how sad is it to be a pathetic man who hasn't achieved anything with his life and hates women? lol get a life dude
@susieenglish302
@susieenglish302 5 лет назад
1 this is why i am childfree 2 paid maternity leave in the UK is statutory for permanent workers - yes our women got angrier sooner
@alessandroarcuri209
@alessandroarcuri209 5 лет назад
...and probably nobody started yelling "THAT'S SOCIALISM!!" as soon as you (rightfully) demanded some rights and social security!
@TheJeremyKentBGross
@TheJeremyKentBGross 5 лет назад
@@alessandroarcuri209 How about the father pays you leave instead of your coworkers, ya commie mooch. If you can't afford the kid then don't.
@alessandroarcuri209
@alessandroarcuri209 5 лет назад
Theeeere you go.
@jradk9614
@jradk9614 5 лет назад
@@TheJeremyKentBGross my thoughts exactly. It's not your jobs fault or responsibility that you got pregnant. Keeping your job available for you for 6 to 8 weeks and paying a temp to replace you is enough.
@CreativeLending
@CreativeLending 5 лет назад
Yeah, you guys will be an Islamic country soon enough. Keep getting more liberal and you’ll lose everything
@bupbeinc
@bupbeinc 4 года назад
I'm glad i watch this after i gave birth
@jcepri
@jcepri 2 года назад
pinching them together? lol
@jewels3596
@jewels3596 4 года назад
Where has Ali Wong been all my life? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm off to binge every gig she's ever done!
@larryreid8607
@larryreid8607 5 лет назад
If Power Rangers is rebooted again, Ali Wong should be cast as Rita Repulsa.
@koolaidman531
@koolaidman531 4 года назад
AHHHHH AFTER 10000 YEARS I'M FREEEEEE!!!! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
@adamarens3520
@adamarens3520 4 года назад
Oh good call 👍
@daniellemhall1358
@daniellemhall1358 4 года назад
Agreed.
@shizukagozen777
@shizukagozen777 4 года назад
OMG YESSSS !!!! 😂😂😂
@larryreid8607
@larryreid8607 4 года назад
@@shizukagozen777 Haha, she could pull it off!
@TUNRLUV7
@TUNRLUV7 5 лет назад
OMG!!!! That was so much funnier than I thought it was gonna be.
@marianatapia4242
@marianatapia4242 3 года назад
Ive probably watched this at least 15 times and EVERY time my eyes just water from so much laughing... Ali is hilarious 😂
@CBlargh
@CBlargh 4 года назад
I saw this young Woman in SF 20 years ago and knew she was going places. She's always been hilarious.
@anandbagaria9447
@anandbagaria9447 5 лет назад
"Honey, Let's Get Front Row Seats" 😲
@NapoleonB
@NapoleonB 5 лет назад
My mother loves taco, I said. She’d love this video, I said.
@JesusPerez-pe8vk
@JesusPerez-pe8vk 5 лет назад
Did she? lol
@leolanaidoo2394
@leolanaidoo2394 5 лет назад
What happened
@intriguinglyvague7416
@intriguinglyvague7416 4 года назад
I'm not one or two tears, but actual crying laughing. This is the funniest thing I have ever heard 😭😭😂😂😂😂
@berthavillalobos8163
@berthavillalobos8163 3 года назад
I was there when they filmed this and she was hilarious and I just couldn't agree more with her. I was cry laughing.
@Drektek
@Drektek 5 лет назад
Her delivery is EVERYTHING. She’s my favorite
@jivillain
@jivillain 4 года назад
Drektek you are handsome
@Drektek
@Drektek 4 года назад
jian chen aw, thanks :-)
@sihlengcemu4500
@sihlengcemu4500 5 лет назад
ali wong never disappoint
@ojitosrodriguez114
@ojitosrodriguez114 4 года назад
Moral of the story: Pregnancy is not worth the hassle. Schedule an appointment at your nearest clinic for some birth control yo.
@JoseAlfonsoChavez
@JoseAlfonsoChavez 4 года назад
"and in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out.." I lost it!! jaaajjajjjajajaajajaja
@ravin2363
@ravin2363 5 лет назад
She is lit. 🤣
@jayalterEgoz
@jayalterEgoz 5 лет назад
2:12 I don’t know what man told you that but we don’t do that in the restroom 🤣
@cjcalloway6087
@cjcalloway6087 5 лет назад
jay alterEgo we may take peaks but YOU DONT ACKNOWLEDGE IT
@Bupape
@Bupape 5 лет назад
we do...
@perdition79
@perdition79 5 лет назад
I make it a point to avoid meat gazing while I urinate. If I catch a dude gazing at mine, I tell him to stop looking at my dicks. Usually good for a laugh.
@sexyfacenation
@sexyfacenation 5 лет назад
Yes we do
@Richardofearth
@Richardofearth 4 года назад
Keep your eyes on your own work, Superchief.
@Aoudhubillahi
@Aoudhubillahi 4 года назад
My goodness she is funny. Oh goodness. This was belly laughter funny. I started crying when she said, "Look at this..." I really had to put the video on pause.
@duhneesy293
@duhneesy293 5 лет назад
I'm so glad the PSA for birth control is so effective now
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 5 лет назад
Omfg! I live her! I've had 3 kids! It's not easy! Maternity leave should be automatically available in all states. It is in mine
@nanana6477
@nanana6477 5 лет назад
Maternity leave should be a law everywhere. Woman who just gave birth have a risk of bleeding and many other health problems.
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 5 лет назад
@@nanana6477 absofuckinglotely!! We create another human, but go back to work please, Tupac was right, we have to start healing are women, caring for our women
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад
It blew my mind that America doesn't have universal maternity leave when I first heard about it. Even my 3rd country treasure maternity leaves.
@ginnylin
@ginnylin 5 лет назад
I have watched this special so many times. Still makes me cry every time. Yup. No kids for me.
@incomingdude
@incomingdude 3 года назад
Legendary performer. Absolutely unique creature, I friggin' love her work!! Grandiose! Very funny =D
@wmmv2019
@wmmv2019 3 года назад
Some parents need to send this to their teenage daughters to avoid earlier pregnancy problems 🤭
@nadiar.4638
@nadiar.4638 3 года назад
Or maybe they can talk to their kids about safe sex.... Where I live we have some of the best sex ed in the world and also some of the lowest teen pregnancy numbers. Just scaring them will not help them in avoiding getting pregnant
@sarahkorindie6298
@sarahkorindie6298 3 года назад
And don’t forget about sons..
@sarroumarbeu6810
@sarroumarbeu6810 2 года назад
@@sarahkorindie6298 Most importantly....
@desertmoonlee6631
@desertmoonlee6631 2 года назад
@@nadiar.4638 we should teach teens to not have children and enjoy their life without it until they become adults
@anaussie213
@anaussie213 Год назад
@@desertmoonlee6631 how do you intend to "teach teens not to have sex"? Lol good luck with that. God doesn't have an issue with it either, how old was Mary again? Sure she wasn't sleeping with Joseph,,,,
@dulcelemaire1220
@dulcelemaire1220 5 лет назад
OMG I'm DYING! I love this woman🤣😭
@gavinosborn3234
@gavinosborn3234 4 года назад
Literally crying from laughter. She kills me 😂😂💀
@Fesihx
@Fesihx 4 года назад
I cannot see through my tears I am laughing so hard 😂😂😂
@djmt9871
@djmt9871 5 лет назад
This person can make everybody laugh on any topic....haha i love her
@sabeenshahjehan8522
@sabeenshahjehan8522 5 лет назад
Love you Ali - it’s like your telling my story and the gas does escape when ur trying to hold all your lady bits while trying to laugh ~ good times ~ good times 😬
@julianeplank8865
@julianeplank8865 4 года назад
That was hilarious! I was laughing so hard I was in tears but I'm pretty sure you have had to go through something like this to appreciate it.
@frenchtoast7742
@frenchtoast7742 4 года назад
I like how she changes her voice during her routine 😂
@CloudyDreams
@CloudyDreams 5 лет назад
"the carne asada wouldn't fall out of the taco" ohh lord... I'm latino and let me tell you that shit is phacked up.
@Simplelivingslowliving
@Simplelivingslowliving 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fatemarizvi8904
@fatemarizvi8904 5 лет назад
Omg i love her🤣
@JCL51475
@JCL51475 4 года назад
Wish I would have seen this 20 years ago 😂 I’ve never been more thankful for the csections 🤣
@andileduma417
@andileduma417 4 года назад
It's crazy how she had to talk like this not knowing how things will go when her time comes to be in labor 😂😂
@travisbarrett7329
@travisbarrett7329 5 лет назад
OMG that quiff joke made me laugh I got a cramp in my side
@jeepneygang
@jeepneygang 5 лет назад
Guys don't look at other guys when we go to the urinal. It's weird enough if someone is talking in there.
@pryncesskut1
@pryncesskut1 4 года назад
Joe Congdon good to know !! Was curious lol
@imazombieable
@imazombieable 4 года назад
Unwritten rule of the men’s bathroom. Don’t talk to each other and keep your eyes forward at all times.
@Max-ip1gw
@Max-ip1gw 4 года назад
And never ever use a middle urinal.
@TheGreenbutsad
@TheGreenbutsad 4 года назад
@@Max-ip1gw why?
@desiolle2874
@desiolle2874 4 года назад
I always talk to dudes at the urinal....just to troll mainly but also to be sociable....I am in Australia tho...and yes Max, the middle urinal should be sectioned off with police tape...a shit spot to piss
@pheena_michelle
@pheena_michelle 2 года назад
“Meat curtains” 🤣🤣🤣
@maxleong91
@maxleong91 4 года назад
watched this the 6th time, i still laugh like it was the 1st time hahahahahahha
@derekplaster
@derekplaster 5 лет назад
I’m literally crying from this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@salamilidaintgonfit7576
@salamilidaintgonfit7576 4 года назад
Reasons why I’m adopting: 1, this video 2, this video 3, this video Oh YeAh AlSo I pLaN tO mArRy A wOmAn So
@nooriman5944
@nooriman5944 3 года назад
Love that sis!
@marisars1101
@marisars1101 3 года назад
I have never laughed so much and so hard at such truth! Love her!!!
@audraelynnegrimmelhaussen8808
@audraelynnegrimmelhaussen8808 7 месяцев назад
Everytime I think I Want a baby, I re watch this 🤣
@SoupLorrd
@SoupLorrd 5 лет назад
Damn I love this channel and how it constantly represents talent. Yeah most is comedy but we are learning about artists we never heard of and its amazing,. I really hope one day my content makes it to such channels
@ratanaxis
@ratanaxis 5 лет назад
Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half
@just-trying-my-best-everyday
@just-trying-my-best-everyday 3 года назад
1:24 - That dude covering his eyes has my respect.
@acaxochitlcavazos9300
@acaxochitlcavazos9300 4 года назад
What a charming woman 😅😅😅
@xxmidnight..starxx1486
@xxmidnight..starxx1486 4 года назад
My mom had 3 kids and I’m the middle child...I feel hella bad.😂😩
@desiolle2874
@desiolle2874 4 года назад
my Mum had 9...the last one in 70's...pain relief consisted of mothballs and hot towels...she was the strongest woman I have ever known...thanks Mum
@thatXavier89
@thatXavier89 4 года назад
"Cookoo for 'Coochie' Puffs" aww almost... 😂
@haleypowell2650
@haleypowell2650 4 года назад
"you look at what happened to ME!"...i felt that shit
@elnesto408
@elnesto408 4 года назад
Ali Wong is a BEAST! Need more stand up. Excellent writer too!
@Yndaimagz90
@Yndaimagz90 3 года назад
Always love her facial expression 🤩🤣🤩🤣🤣😂😂
@Tommy-vf4wr
@Tommy-vf4wr 4 года назад
The kid is gonna be hearing about that for the rest of their lives
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 3 года назад
Another workout from laughing by Ali wong.. 👏👏👏🤣 It's like reading a book..
@xxletm3loveyouxx734
@xxletm3loveyouxx734 2 года назад
“I told her that she turned into two dudes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MickeyFlower
@MickeyFlower 3 года назад
When she did the queef part 😂 i fucking lost it at the noises 😂😂😂😂😂
@amitnagpal1985
@amitnagpal1985 3 года назад
I laughed so hard, I woke up my dog and maybe my neighbor’s dog.
@HermitStudio93
@HermitStudio93 5 лет назад
I came here for Tacos 🌮 Why was I tricked RU-vid Why?
@OlichkaNesterova
@OlichkaNesterova 2 года назад
Literally just had this happened to me. Emergency c section after a crazy labor. Made me think of this..
@zikimedarkera8435
@zikimedarkera8435 3 года назад
I want to see her friends reaction at this 😂😂
@meredithr9824
@meredithr9824 5 лет назад
Don't take a hand mirror down there afterwards, ladies. Don't do it.
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