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@LexJones207 5 лет назад

Her delivery is so unusual but it really works. It's like angry-grandma-poetry-slam.

@frogdog2583 5 лет назад

Lex Jones omg ya nailed it lmfaoooo

@notareallin620 5 лет назад

Truth! I loved the delivery.

@JohnnyLuambo 5 лет назад

Grandma physique also helps

@DivergentDroid 5 лет назад

No.. I don't think we've seen the delivery yet but if she films it I'll watch.

@JesseColton 5 лет назад

Honestly it's about half Jim Gaffigan and half Margaret Cho

@shesus1986 4 года назад

She's wearing a cheetah pattern dress with zebra underwear why do i find this funny

@janelleyulo1557 3 года назад

TIGER MOM

@OldLadyRocker 3 года назад

The leopard ate the zebra 😂

@shesus1986 3 года назад

@@OldLadyRocker OMG LMAO

@cquick3277 3 года назад

Jesus Saves Love God

@buddha5446 3 года назад

@@cquick3277 Nah, I'm good

@Majiwe24 5 лет назад

"Bye Felicia, be on your merry little way"

@hdisvzuqlnfp2721 4 года назад

Can you explain this joke? I'm French I don't get it

@jumpstreet2425 4 года назад

@@hdisvzuqlnfp2721 bye Felicia is a term used about a female who is not needed. Basically they will have others for there needs not Felicia

@tehutibrim594 4 года назад

She's right I've never seen a homeless Asian dude and I've been to San Francisco several times

@ibelieve2779 4 года назад

In London there are alot

@jessedeniz1595 4 года назад

You have more of a chance seeing a Asian with a big penis lol

@littlemom2070 4 года назад

I believe - In England I think you refer to people from South Asia (Pakistan) as “Asians”. In America when we use the term “Asian” we are referring to East Asians such as Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc. Due to cultural pressures you will rarely see a homeless Asian in California - a relative would take them in before that happens.

@Loungemermaid 4 года назад

I live in Seattle and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a homeless Asian either

@franktaylor7978 4 года назад

Uh. There are lots of homeless Asians in sf. I live here and see it daily.

@1Galag 5 лет назад

She sounds like an Asian impersonating an Asian 😂

@msherwood69 5 лет назад

i was getting more of an asian impersonating a black person vibe from her?

@victoriabitong760 5 лет назад

Because that what she is

@adoboFosho 5 лет назад

She probably from Chicago not like an Asian asian from California or something

@punkturtles-x 5 лет назад

adoboFosho she’s from san francisco lmao

@adoboFosho 5 лет назад

@@punkturtles-x ok that's hella asian 😂 not only asian but Chinese 😝

@IPlayOneOnT.V. 5 лет назад

She's going to be the type of mom that you'll hate as a kid, but, will love and adore as an adult.

@jzwalz51robin45 5 лет назад

Or, you will go out and find a motherly substitute.

@lewstone5273 5 лет назад

Why would her kids hate her? She let them f’ck whomever they want.

@kenny3179 5 лет назад

@@lewstone5273 hate as a kid You don't fuck as a kid

@MauiGecko 5 лет назад

I am about to smash me a BBQ style rare Sirloin steak with onions and sauteed mushrooms, side of mash potatoes and asparagus w/a tiny dab of mayonnaise n pepper, along with a small scoop rice, topped with shoyu. Dont forget some toasted garlic bread with extra butter. Mmmmhmmm.... I'm about to cook that shit up rn.

@KitchenerLeslie2 5 лет назад

The exact opposite if you’re not an idiot

@quantasea8509 4 года назад

"And I assumed it was because I was so *special* and *amazing*-HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING"

@lunaargent3159 2 года назад

So what else is new?

@Amaya313 4 года назад

"It's because we don't respect YOU" Lol. I felt that XD

@jumpstreet2425 4 года назад

Cold hearted huh, lol. Just like some men, crazy people

@angelgjr1999 4 года назад

Hmm. There’s a name for people that sleep with people they don’t respect...

@Amaya313 4 года назад

@@angelgjr1999 yeah, people. It happens all the time.

@drew2fast489 4 года назад

@Brian Jones Truth!

@hiway6082 4 года назад

So body shaming a man for something he can’t control is cool. But when you fuck a lot of dudes and they leave you it’s because YOU don’t respect THEM? Lmao yeah keep telling yourself that

@ummisyahidah6656 3 года назад

"Just because you became a parent doesn't mean you grew up" Hands up LOL

@ninastar5285 5 лет назад

I wasn't ready for the kick and bye felicia line...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Feliciatanktop 5 лет назад

Nina Star it was weird hearing her say my name

@lilop5283 5 лет назад

Who is Felicia

@Vielt0 5 лет назад

@@lilop5283 I'll make you a better one. Why is Felicia?

@OMGtheykilledKenny42 5 лет назад

@@lilop5283 reference to the movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

@crabsodyinblue 5 лет назад

mike wazowski kinda like you did for your people??

@wingberry123 3 года назад

After working in an office full of immature women, I came to realize that having children and a job doesn't make you mature. She's so spot on.

@mightytaiger3000 2 года назад

were all the immature men with a wife and kids not enough of a hint prior?

@kelly2fly 5 лет назад

I laughed way more at the homeless Asian bit than the molar one. 😂😂😂😂

@gubbins3356 5 лет назад

Same!

@dgstudio5819 4 года назад

Because u gt offended by micropenis ? 🙄

@user-xq2fz5tz9t 3 года назад

It's true though. Never seen a single homeless Asian in my city since I grew up. It's like seeing a unicorn here.

@drakebell5649 3 года назад

@@dgstudio5819 it was more creative

@orchidorio 2 года назад

Well, I really LIKE the molar reference. 2922

@markhurrell23 5 лет назад

She reminds me of a live action rated R Disney princess

@JarenMorris21 5 лет назад

Hahaha. Really need that movie in my life, please!

@pangkoulee7648 4 года назад

YES

@LondonSambaDancerBellydancer 4 года назад

Lol

@CC.DeVille 3 года назад

There has never been one of those, so I kind of doubt she reminds you of that.

@kellietaylor9913 3 года назад

@שָׁחוֹר יֵשׁוּעַ lol u serious or kidding yea she pregnant

@AirFire18 5 лет назад

.... imagine being the ex and watching this......

@chaitea2425 5 лет назад

You forgot it's a joke?

@KevinSmith-rp1fg 5 лет назад

@AirFire18 I love Ali and think she is funny but I bet she’s never been with a black man but bcuz of the myth it fits with the joke. Great comedic timing and writing!

@kongdavid1781 5 лет назад

U think he cares he better off without her she's annoying as fuck

@AirFire18 5 лет назад

Kevin Smith I’m from Toronto, Asian girls date black men. So,I’m not sure where you’re coming from 🤣. Either way, if this is true. I wouldn’t want to be the ex lol 🤭 I dated a guy who was afriad of me making fun of him. I never did and made sure he was happy. We called it off cause he wanted to do something with his life, and i hope he’s happy :D . I get the humor, I just can’t imagine if this was true and the ex just happens to see this online 🤭. But yeah, hopefully its fake lol

@jerkfudgewater147 5 лет назад

Alot of those folks commit suicide

@SR-mz8nn 4 года назад

Omfg I am crying about the whole “it’s because we don’t respect YOU” BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE

@pharaohosam 4 года назад

It's true, but she's in denial about not NOT respecting herself either lol. I guess it's natural for one to wanna make themselves feel better about that though.

@SR-mz8nn 4 года назад

_ thanks for your input bro I’ll file it away

@SR-mz8nn 4 года назад

pharaohosam She’s not in denial you silly goose, she knows the truth about her life. Comedy isn’t about being LITERAL all the time. She’s making a joke. It’s not a swimming pool buddy, it’s not that deep.

@kameleshanbalagan6592 4 года назад

@@SR-mz8nn exactly

@DipteshSarkar99 3 года назад

It's not always entirely true but it's funny as fuck.

@allie9138 4 года назад

“Our sacred reputation”

@MrsNicolas 4 года назад

They don't want people to know the amount of them who aren't hung like porn stars. Most are around 5 inches. Very few are hung.

@or4089 4 года назад

Diana Gunn yeah. Learn from porn gives fake expectation.

@MrsNicolas 4 года назад

@@or4089 yep. Smh. 🤦🏾‍♀️

@or4089 4 года назад

Diana Gunn now everybody knows we 4 inchers lure women with romantic dinners and flowers before trying something 😂

@MrsNicolas 4 года назад

@@or4089 Oh really 🤔 I always thought it was with their cunnilingus skills 😜

@ming4182 5 лет назад

So true though, I've never seen a homeless Asian. Her delivery is good!

@tenchichrono 5 лет назад

I've seen some. Just come to southern california.

@Jobe-13 5 лет назад

tenchichrono Yeah

@deliii395 5 лет назад

Come to asia....you'll see a lot.

@ming4182 5 лет назад

@@deliii395 And you thought I didn't know that...

@rosej5029 5 лет назад

I've lived in NYC for over 40 years and never saw a homeless Asian person. Other races but NEVER Asian.

@parlayphresh3062 5 лет назад

Leopard print dress and zebra strip panties lmao my type of woman lol

@thesweboy2873 5 лет назад

F*ck... I was 11 hours to late to write this :-p But would have added "sexy" also.

@notareallin620 5 лет назад

So those WERE her panties! I though I was seeing things. I was like "No way, those have to be shorts."

@Thatit777 5 лет назад

Those are shorts dude.

@omnidiscord 5 лет назад

Jerome b williams i...???

@sarikatimmi 5 лет назад

all i saw was blue. how cld i be so off

@yongyong5296 4 года назад

I love that she flashes the entire audience lmaoo

@RamielLemon 4 года назад

I hear Constanza's voice screaming, "It's just shrinkage, shrinkage!"

@alansmithy7930 4 года назад

Were you in the pool?

@GameGlobalOfficial 3 года назад

Significant shrinkage

@darlamurillo4546 3 года назад

Lmao

@V3rnSqwd5611 3 года назад

Do girls know about shrinkage?

@joemammo 5 лет назад

I wish more women would have less respect for me

@arashaadd 5 лет назад

Lmfao🤣

@perfectchemistry8291 5 лет назад

Spot the incel is getting really easy.

@Mububban23 5 лет назад

@@perfectchemistry8291 lol

@thecoach11 5 лет назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@daddy_doug 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@y1521t21b5 5 лет назад

2:42 Well, technically, he wasn't hiding much...

@kg-ry2oz 5 лет назад

I have died from that joke, I choked on my dinner

@cockoffgewgle4993 5 лет назад

Foid humour.

@James.Stark.Ben.Edition 5 лет назад

Congratulations. I just made you the devil. :)

@chelseayey718 5 лет назад

Lollllolollllllll😂😂😂

@aidenperry7198 3 года назад

LMFAO

@flameynoob 5 лет назад

Dmnnnn she is stone cold. I can't imagine the nightmare, when a guy angers her and she start shredding him. I think his ego will hit rock bottom and go below negative

@rohangupta4422 5 лет назад

Her pregnancy mood swings given the right stage

@emeralddreams888 5 лет назад

Omg. "if a girl sleeps with you right away, it's because she doesn't respect YOU". I feel like I waited all my life to hear that. Brb crying Edit: Holy shit, so many likes! As for all the hate in the thread: God forbid a comedian stands up against slutshaming with humour!

@dronetrucker 5 лет назад

@@danr154 dude spot on, whoring around is a waste of pussy. Women need to value their vaginas the lower the milage the better, no one wants a bentli with 500k miles, looks ain't shit.

@karmafairy351 5 лет назад

@@stevenkelby2169 She's a comedian. It's OK to laugh and not take her so seriously. Guys that sream "whore" every chance they get are just bitter af cuz they can't get laid. That kind of mentality/energy is so unattractive which explains why you guys are stuck being forever unfuckable.

@Jadethebrave 5 лет назад

All of these butthurt comments from men 😂

@Teeliciousstyle 5 лет назад

Emmy Sun such an honest true that...ehem, you don’t really tell men that. Lolz. So they think they win. Yeah right

@ChattyMaddyMae 5 лет назад

@@dronetrucker lmao honey no ones ever driven you off the lot 😂 the only guys who talk like this are douche bags. Grow up dude 🙄

@robertbustamante1690 5 лет назад

Didn't even reach the molars...Damn. She's funny!

@kauntroap6339 5 лет назад

i have a few micropenis

@terrycrews1760 5 лет назад

Robert Bustamante what are molars

@askme4450 5 лет назад

Shakalaka Bombastic how tf don’t you know what a molar is???

@chinline8546 5 лет назад

@shakakaboomboom molars are the back of your teeth, the fat crushers basically

@nikameeh6426 5 лет назад

@@askme4450 Why be a dick about people whose first language isn't English though?

@paleamigo8575 4 года назад

"Homeless Asian".😂😂😂 doesn't happen! Amazing. Incredibly funny.

@sexyladyakb 4 года назад

“It’s bc we don’t respect YOU!” OKRRT

@daniel100592 4 года назад

Don't respect me

@SEBBYHILLIAN999 3 года назад

It’s why he doesn’t see you again as well! 🤡

@thethrowawaythatstayed7055 5 лет назад

I died at “wouldn’t even reach your molars”

@rosej5029 5 лет назад

She is a master at presentation and creating the visual for the audience.

@elenakane3170 2 года назад

it's Body Shaming.

@natalie651 7 месяцев назад

She's savage.

@MarcoNegrisEye 7 месяцев назад

Women can be. An ex used to call me mushroom man because of my appearance down there 😂

@Grace-qu8bw 4 года назад

"I'm going to repeat that shit to my daughter over and over again"😂😂

@greywolf7577 2 года назад

I wonder how people would feel if men told their sons "If a woman doesn't sleep with you for a long time after you start dating, that means she has an over sized vagina."

@santinoalfredo390 Год назад

thats why your daughters going to be a cunt like her mother

@juanc5149 Год назад

So she’ll be an even bigger piece of shit than she is?

@shinobi-media 5 лет назад

I bet every non-Asian was thinking she was talking about an Asian lmao. Those reactions from the crowd is hilarious. 😂😂

@professorrosenstock5026 5 лет назад

I thought of a white guy

@jyde50 5 лет назад

@@professorrosenstock5026 well, its a joke and a made up story.

@ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89 5 лет назад

@@professorrosenstock5026 I was too.

@scruf2002 5 лет назад

@Aaron Friedman they have and nobody cares except for liberals

@afisemenaborevlaka48 5 лет назад

@@jyde50 I agree it's a made up story, but it's not funny.

@thenoorer 5 лет назад

her delivery is legendary

@FahimusAlimus 3 года назад

Why make fun of someone for something they can’t control?

@nicorico2531 2 года назад

Exactly, but then if you make fun of a women’s weight, which most of the time can be controlled , then you are a horrible person according to society

@frenchtoast7742 2 года назад

It’s not that serious.. 🙄

@FahimusAlimus 2 года назад

@@frenchtoast7742 it really is. You’re probably the same girl who’d want to cancel any man who criticises women for being fat which is something they can control so I don’t wanna hear it.

@dusica1904 2 года назад

Cause it's funny...it's joke...joke...

@FahimusAlimus 2 года назад

@@dusica1904 What if a man jokes about women who have small boobs?

@walkmetomytrugg3984 3 года назад

She said “bye Felicia!” That’s something I know! I clapped!

@prayerblack 5 лет назад

I Thought This Was About To Be A TED Talk When I Saw The Thumbnail 😂

@arnabasu 5 лет назад

U know in a way, it was 😭😭🤣🤣

@JueputaGuebon 5 лет назад

She speaks perfect English but why is her cadence like an old Vietnamese woman?

@YinaChow 5 лет назад

she is half chinese half vietnamese :D

@mexicanrice 5 лет назад

Dat Phan disease

@southsiren 5 лет назад

Because she is channeling somebody else Probably a family member You know she is acting, lol

@musicblends759 5 лет назад

JueputaGuebon I know some people who immigrate here have thicker asian accents and sort of overcompensate with their voice to speak better english and sound more american (almost like a gay man putting on a straight voice). idk where she grew up or anything like that but it’s possible that when she’s doing her comedy her accent comes back out. again i don’t know much about her so it’s entirely possible it’s just her playing it up for her comedy shows lol

@thesprawl2361 5 лет назад

Because it's funnier that way. You lean into whatever voice suits the material best when you're on-stage.

@Beeetlejjug 5 лет назад

Shes funny! "Is this a princess and the frog type of deal?"

@emilyk4649 4 года назад

Every single part of this but was relatable, especially the reason why a guy doesn’t want to sleep with you on the first date 😂😂

@or4089 4 года назад

So you've encountered those?

@greywolf7577 2 года назад

If someone said that if a girl doesn't want to sleep with you on the first date, there must be something wrong with her body, I'm betting people would get offended. Why is it different when you switch the genders?

@eezer2669 2 года назад

@@greywolf7577 most comedy is offensive, especially male comedians talking about women. Why do you expect this to be different?

@ma_de_sa5848 2 года назад

@@eezer2669 It's bad both ways but shaming mens genitals and putting them on the same level as objects because you prioritize size over their sexual pleasure is incredibly degrading. I don't think I've heard a malw comedian say something quite as bad about women and not get called out.

@eezer2669 2 года назад

@@ma_de_sa5848 I’m quite sure you haven’t noticed how extreme misogyny is in comedy because you’re a dude

@sullivan2339 5 лет назад

"He was Hiding something". omg HA

@marieabner 5 лет назад

Her face when she said that was hilarious 😂😆🤣

@zdenek3010 5 лет назад

he didn't have to hide anything, it hid itself quite easily :D

@jamalymanento 5 лет назад

When she gasped I thought her water broke.

@tatertot2484 5 лет назад

mike wazowski damn bro, chill.

@mercuria2563 5 лет назад

mike wazowski that took a rapid turn Jesus wtf😂

@julieswei1241 5 лет назад

mike wazowski ...? Wow dude ... not cool

@addieishere 5 лет назад

mike wazowski micro penis

@holycow343 5 лет назад

@mike wazowski don't worry no one will ever ask you for your stance on anything because no one cares about you.

@RileyWuzzHere 3 года назад

We all want an Ali Wong in our lives. 😂👍🏽

@p0llenp0ny Год назад

Not really

@jatinsharma2787 Год назад

@DzHarryNuttz 5 лет назад

"That wouldnt even reach your....Molars, it was a black dude😂😂😂

@AlicitySherie 5 лет назад

No one deserves to be shamed for the way they were born! We need to have more compassion towards men with a condition (caused by medical complications including problems with the endocrine system),that effects every aspect of their lives and self worth. Look how upset women get when men judge them for breast size or cellulite. We can do better. To anyone affected by this issue, I recommend the documentary “Un Hung Hero”, and looking into medical treatment and support groups. If it’s of any solace, Love and healthy relationships, are so difficult for everyone to find and keep in this toxic culture.

@vmm5163 5 лет назад

My ex had a micro penis. It was a bit of a shock at first, but we had incredibly exciting sex. I really loved him so I was devastated to find him contacting numerous women every day trying to set up meetings and hotels, etc. I felt so betrayed. It took a while after I walked away to realise the women only lasted a couple of dates or so and that I had been the only one to stick around. He's the type to rush you into bed so I assume it was his size that turned them off. In the past 3 years he's turned bad tempered and cynical. It's like he has to prove to himself he could get women, regardless of size. I'd have him back but I can't deal with his cheating. This is a bit long, sorry

@kramer911 5 лет назад

truly is disgusting huh?. I thought we were becoming more accepting as a society. With trans people running around ,gay rights etc,fat acceptance..yet we go backwards with this. What does she expect the guy to do? he was born that way..

@eezer2669 2 года назад

@@kramer911 you thought comedy was getting less offensive? have you heard male comedians Sir? Or just men in general?

@beingxrehan 2 года назад

Finally some sense prevailed..

@lordbyron7918 Год назад

What a grace this comment

@justinhart2831 5 лет назад

Several guys are now hoping women respect them less.

@Raphael4722 4 года назад

It's ridiculous how she thinks it's an insult that she doesn't see a guy as marriage material. Men don't want to be seen as marriage material most of the time.

@eazythedon54st 4 года назад

Tiger Shark bro what yu said!

@jasminepina9058 4 года назад

🤣

@seanceknowles2911 4 года назад

@@Raphael4722 I don't think it's an insult. We do know this. Guys getting his and girl getting hers, win win.

@FalconWindblader 4 года назад

@@Raphael4722 It's less an insult & more a call-out to hypocrites who think guys who sleep around are respectable studs, while girls who do so are whores with no self-respect.

@enx2083 5 лет назад

Oh my good the guy blinking at 1:04 is going through his old relationships I KNOW IT lmao

@philjackson1428 5 лет назад

Omg I'm 34 and this is the first time I've ever seen a pregnant Asian

@ripsticklord 4 года назад

Phil Jackson that’s true. Very unusual sight. I think they must huber are while pregnant

@lking1540 4 года назад

They are around, it's an odd sight to see but when you do it can a magical thing. Like watching a comet pass by.

@dvx5604 4 года назад

And only time you’ve probably seen em with curves haha Stereotypes

@eshim3961 4 года назад

Considering that over half of the world's population live on the continent of Asia, not to mention all of the people of Asian descent who live around the world, they definitely exist. A pretty large percentage of my friends are Asian, and it always seems that at least two of them are pregnant at the same time. I guess you just live somewhere that doesn't have a high Asian American population.

@timothyoh8857 4 года назад

well it's my first time seeing a pregnant comedian on stage

@bruceleeroy8302 5 лет назад

I must be the most respected man on planet earth.

@SaintStrength0 5 лет назад

I'm there with ya brother.

@justanameonyourscreen5954 5 лет назад

...

@stitch684 5 лет назад

Awww great, if my g/f sees this shes gonna be suspicious now🙄🙄🙄

@thallium6754 5 лет назад

LMAO

@war_rogers 5 лет назад

Stop wasting time. Hit dat shit..

@garygranato9164 5 лет назад

now i know what women are really thinking when they see my micro winkle

@claireang87 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@kyleheath6753 5 лет назад

Can't be savage if you aint fuckin yo girl m8

@blackhand8299 4 года назад

The guys at 1:07 just look like they're being forced to clap😂

@julianhermanubis6800 5 лет назад

Honestly, I just feel bad for the ex here. Biology dealt the poor bastard a bad hand, but, then, he has the bad luck on top of that of dating a woman who would become a famous comedian who turns him into a joke. He probably could have lived with his biological shortcomings, but maybe not this level of public humiliation. Some cop's probably trying to talk him down off of a building ledge right now...

@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm 5 лет назад

Felix Blackwood Ok, first off this is comedy so calm don there buddy. This could have been a story her friend from three states away told her. And women have been body shamed and scrutinized on everything we do for quite some time now. Watch some press interviews with a male and female actor. The difference in the questions is hilarious. Men run the world so stop complaining.

@julianhermanubis6800 5 лет назад

ScorpioSoul 13 90: Honestly, I don't like comedy where the whole point's humiliating somebody else. Yeah, it could be a completely fictitious story or something that happened to a friend of a friend, but there's also no reason you shouldn't take the story at face value. Then, you want to turn the whole thing into a lecture on gender inequities, which is completely irrelevant, honestly. It really comes down to one person wanting to publicly embarrass another person, and that is the simple morality of the issue. Don't try to obscure that fact by trying to treat two human beings as sociological abstractions. As best I can tell, the only thing the ex did wrong was having bad genetics. This is about on the same level as insulting someone for having a birth defect. But, hey, you get virtue points for throwing in the phrase "body shaming." Go buy yourself an ice cream as a reward and pat yourself on the back.

@greywolf7577 2 года назад

@@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm Male comedians generally don't joke about women's bodies. They would be canceled if they did. Why is the standard different for female comedians?

@BlakeSandenMedia 5 лет назад

Who's here after watching Always be my Maybe

@adamkeast4182 5 лет назад

Never heard of her but im from the Uk. Always Be My Maybe was sooo much better than Crazy Overhyped Rich Asians

@elenachiritescu2681 5 лет назад

Me!!@

@jondunmore4268 4 года назад

That was a surprisingly mediocre film, except for Keanu.

@andyward8430 5 лет назад

Is she always pregnant?

@kimbradawn4975 5 лет назад

@@BradPwnsU Not really but okay.

@the-unknown-1 5 лет назад

@@BradPwnsU she's married if she and her husband want to have a lot of kids that's them.

@mercuria2563 5 лет назад

BradPwnsU yeah that’s just a stereotype

@BradPwnsU 5 лет назад

Mercuria 2 hoe means a promiscuous woman that has a lot of sex- sex creates children lmao

@coconutmix 5 лет назад

@@BradPwnsU , there are a lot of women who married and slept with just one guy yet have a bunch of kids. There are also hoes who are using good birth control. So stereotyping women with a lot of kids as hoes is not smart.

@buuor 5 лет назад

@1:07 This guy literally thinking about the woman who slept with him in her first day. 😂

@redluna8865 5 лет назад

1:07 - Afro-American guy’s expression when she says: “When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it’s not because we don’t respect ourselves, it’s because we don’t respect you” Or maybe he’s the guy from next joke.. 😅

@gutterbois 5 лет назад

Afro American????

@SyxxPunk 5 лет назад

LOL He's like "Oh...that's what it means."

@kevinschulze5258 4 года назад

@Mull Man grow the fuck up bro. The comedy stage is literally the single last place someone should have to sacrifice their freedom of speech. Don't be a pussy bro

@ightholmes 4 года назад

@@gutterbois dats what I'm sayin lol had to see if it was a old white lady

@alainchristian 4 года назад

Afro-American? What are you, 80-years-old? 😂

@nonaperry5403 5 лет назад

Her delivery is on 100

@assassintwinat8 5 лет назад

Ali as a mom reminds me of my sister as a mom. I think that's why I love her so much xD

@werewasyo Год назад

you shouldn't make fun of micropenises...it's a genuine medical condition of no fault to the patient

@jago7651 2 года назад

Seems like granny is going to deliver on stage

@andreabryant2857 5 лет назад

I saw a homeless Asian once and those were my thoughts, almost verbatim.

@PoTheAllandMighty 5 лет назад

North koreans

@clowncat8464 5 лет назад

I saw lots of homeless Asians.. in China

@cockoffgewgle4993 5 лет назад

Female homeless are rarer

@luisvilla799 5 лет назад

In USA thats like a fucking unicorn or seeing bigfoot

@sheriabdulkarim9080 5 лет назад

I love Ali She is one of my faves Her Netflix specials are so good Can’t wait for another

@margoelizabethmiller 2 года назад

I feel sorry for the guys in the audience with MPs. Especially the ones who are there with their GFs who know they have MPs.

@ma_de_sa5848 2 года назад

Yeah, i think that's what so disturbing about these jokes. A lot of these men feel they are unworthy of love because society tells them they aren't desirable due to their genitals. It feels like objectification because why else would the size matter unless you only cared about satisfying your own needs over how your partner feels.

@TragoudistrosMPH Год назад

@@ma_de_sa5848 an important distinction between "They are undesirable because of their genitals" and "Their genitals are undesirable" is kind of important, because both are sad, but the latter allow the person to be desirable overall despite one concern.

@Nandor318 Год назад

I thought that bit was really out of order

@jimperry9678 Год назад

There's not a man in this world who wishes he had micro penis. Yes you do feel unworthy and embarrassed.

@acemoney5691 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ubilicious1887 4 года назад

3:09 This one almost destroyed me. My guts almost exploded!!! Looool...

@ChrissyChrisTV 5 лет назад

Lmao OMG SHES REALLY FUNNY 😂😂

@sonofsueraf 2 года назад

This honestly hits a nerve and I can't bring myself to laugh because I am actually small, and it's a legit problem because your positions are severely limited to the point it becomes a chore than something fun. Can't help but nod my head in shame and say 'facts' during this part.

@cynthiaholland13 2 года назад

Be honest up front and what about strap on?

@sonofsueraf 2 года назад

@@cynthiaholland13 no strap on

@ma_de_sa5848 2 года назад

@@cynthiaholland13 Dude, a strap on? Sex isn't all about penetration, what you are suggesting is degrading. His sexual pleasure is equally important yet the whole idea that a small penis is bad is because it means he can't be used as a dildo.

@vhuLTuReZ Год назад

@@sonofsueraf but if the rolls were reversed you know the man would be cancelled

@MrSturdystratus Год назад

Stay up my bro

@mosesplaying5781 3 года назад

Am I the only one who feels like her pregnancy adds onto her moods😁

@reginaldrichmond9485 3 года назад

If a man bodyshame a woman the feminist movement will cancel him.

@cfdmedicmikerelfambo688 Год назад

Facts men have so much pressure and all a woman have to do is provide a pleasure hole 🕳️

@carribgirl007 5 лет назад

I just discovered her and I love her. She is funny.

@anty5422 4 года назад

Omg I love her lmfao 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@meditativedestinations3117 5 лет назад

OMG.. Why didn't I KNOW about her sooner.?! She's funny as hell🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@kcfamilam5109 5 лет назад

i can't imagine having to sit through an hour (or more) of this schlock.

@spicaspicxjkjmyg4806 5 лет назад

I was watching this with my mom. Oh God Im really embarassed I can't laugh that much 🤣🤣🤣

@ChristopherSalisburySalz Год назад

I hope she receives all the kindness, compassion, and grace she has shown others.

@craz4jaymz Год назад

Oh please, men are the same with women and yet, we are expected to accept all your stupidity. Women are just as shallow and men arent that special.

@azzy7787 2 года назад

the collective gasp at "it was a black dude" had me rolling

@LoLo-cv8cp 5 лет назад

I'm straight like ugly snort laughing to this it's so funny.

@jackw264 5 лет назад

I lost IT at "homeless asian"

@mical7430 5 лет назад

Theres plenty out there

@brandonrichardson3610 3 года назад

@@mical7430 just not as common in the US

@markbalki 5 лет назад

I just adore this woman.

@juanc5149 Год назад

Imagine if that guy committed suicide over his insecurity?

@TianaBarker 2 дня назад

That’s a him problem

@domesticdiva1045 3 года назад

“That wouldn’t even reach your molars”. that is freaking hilarious. “

@Guidus125 2 года назад

I love Ali Wong but.. imagine if a male comedian would be making the same joke, but about a woman who has a small cup size. I don´t think that would go over very well nowadays so... double standard

@rico-suave9078 4 года назад

Lmaooo ali wong is crazy I love her

@lucasbiswane2067 5 лет назад

She is só funny. Really i could not help but enjoy The video

@SeafairyBele 5 лет назад

OMG! Finally someone who could speak my mind🤣

@gregcarlson8438 5 лет назад

Mavi Pruvo agreed. It is usually the low quality women that don’t have respect most people.

@polarbeargloves 5 лет назад

@@gregcarlson8438 ohhhh shit, burn. Nice

@SeafairyBele 4 года назад

@@gregcarlson8438 says micropenis holder

@SeafairyBele 4 года назад

@@polarbeargloves another micropenis holder lol

@maikejikuai 2 года назад

I actually do have a micropenis. Why is it okay to body shame me for that? Would it be different if a man was body shaming a woman's tiny boobs?

@jt-hq5do 5 лет назад

wow this is 100% accurate I am shooketh

@cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад

I love her faces LMAO

@livliv9321 4 года назад

First minute and I'm crying from laughter because It's so accurate

@Kamala-4-President 5 лет назад

Yes Ali. It will expand. :D

@kauntroap6339 5 лет назад

no it won't

@dontplay6580 5 лет назад

Sorry I'm a grower not a shower

@johnchase4408 5 лет назад

@therealDale "prolly"? Are you 11 years old?

@lankymoose1831 5 лет назад

@@johnchase4408 abusing someone for using an abbreviation on the internet? Were you born in the early 1900's?

@Grazikon 5 лет назад

Oh yeah! Ekans is so happy to get eaten he'll evolve into Arbok!

@vel6110 5 лет назад

Dam..this shit was genuinely funny asf!! Also true😂

@videosofinterest9227 5 лет назад

Not at all

@jago7651 2 года назад

Am sure you have tasted so many clocks you know it better

@rakshith878 4 года назад

I definitely thought she was going to deliver a baby right in middle of the stage

@HenrikaArcana 5 лет назад

"Just because you became a parent, doesn't mean you grew up." And there we have the reason why people world wide and society as a whole are so fucked up.

@aimeerebecca1 5 лет назад

Ali... mama, you are a gem and truly hilarious. But if a man was making such aggressive and degrading jokes about a woman having too wide a vag, or too saggy of tits, or too many stretch marks, or really any body part she had no control over being what/how it is, women would be PIIIIISSED and would band together to try to ruin his career for “body shaming” toward women. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, but I forced myself to watch until it made me sad enough to know what to do, because as a mother I have a duty to work even harder at making sure my son has a healthy command over body image and self-acceptance, just in case puberty and genetics leave him short. Jokes are jokes and we do live in a hypersensitive society. But I think this shouldn’t be one of those things we say is okay.

@MilkPudding 4 года назад

Omg this is so darn true.

@Resjek 5 лет назад

I feel so betrayed 😭 All my life

@kcmn0089 4 года назад

I wonder if the guy she's referring to in this clip, has seen this bit yet? RIP his confidence.

@avarmauk 2 года назад

If I was born brain dead or with Down syndrome it would be rude for others to make fun of my condition. Why? Probably because I didn’t choose that. Why is the same not true for someone who has a micro penis. To laugh at him is the equivalent of insulting a disabled person.

@Huongshiho 4 года назад

How mean lolllllllllllllllll. I laughed but also felt so bad for that dude

@puppetpal2290 3 года назад

That poor dude dodged a bullet, what a harpy

@hyusuf4280 2 года назад

You sound triggered little bro.

@Arthur-Morgan42069 4 года назад

I feel like the dislikes are from people who never watched Ali Wong before

@randomasiangamer4763 4 года назад

L M I'm new to her stand up comedy and I find her pretty good at her jokes but the small dick one it's true tho because in my high school one of the girls there offered me sex and I said "nah nah I'm good" but not for respect but my size 😓. But I still laughed at her jokes tho lol