Ali Wong Stand-Up Performance - Late Night with Seth Meyers 

Seriously and absolutely true. We don't die. I got my head injured a lot. A lot a lot. To an extent where when I was seven, I fell and hit my head on a lamppost and tore my skull open. My mom and dad just brushed me off and took me to our usual doctor. He took a look at me and said: again?. We are invincible.

I didnt get anything that serious. But because of my clumsy self I do get hurt a lot.Never broken anything or needed stitches.

Meanwhile me , who swallowed 2 Mercury cells when I was just 6 , ate Fevicol , fell off from the terrace & what more....... Yup , we don't die

I’ve barely had any cuts or scratches that actually hurt. One time I had a huge cut on my knee that was pretty deep and didn’t notice until someone in my class pointed it out. I’ve also had multiple splinters and cuts almost everywhere on my body and somehow didn’t get hurt. I swear all Asians are just immortal.

This is so true!!! When i was 8 i didnt die either i still dont die today

Sarah Balding same 😂🤣😂

1000th like 😌

These were all practice. I saw her practice some at the Comedy Store a few weeks before she taped.

Right shes wayyyyy funnier now

Yeah she needs to speak more slowly. When she speaks slowly, she has more of that swag.

I like the Baby Cobra version better

She didnt expect her husband to be the one to “lie down”

I have a one too 😉

@@sophiusdynami3401 oop-

Usually people know, its just coming out to the barrier built in your heart

@@eggsplash yeah apparently everyone knew before i did lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

​@sadie adler they're referring to the fact that Ali's two Netflix specials have been when she's pregnant, and when she was already married

Innocent?

I saw what she was doing there too but not everybody did because it was unbalanced and it came off as not being sure of what angle to play, so the audience was busy wondering who she really was instead of laughing at her jokes. More confidence in her portrayal was all that she needed to pull the jeckle-hide thing. The lines were funny and well written. But delivery suffered because she was too in her head thinking "what is the audience thinking about me?". I think she's a great comedian. I recently became interested in her. When she began her act in this video I immediately knew that this was one of her early shows. She's so much more confident in her delivery now. Very genuinely on point with her character. Very powerful. Yet some other people still hate on her. She was on a show I saw where she was just being so funny but the host was just subtlely trying to sabotage her routine. I don't know why? Jealousy or they dislike her views. I was genuinely rooting for her here from the beginning till the end. When she got her first genuinely good laugh from the audience it pulled my heart strings; I was so happy for her!

Her delivery definitely improved by the time her Netflix special came round

@@ciiiel08 no no, the movie always be my maybe.

Truth 💯%

That is so cool!!

i didn't care for her type of humor. to me it felt like very divisive. like pinning people against each other, by gender, race, sexual orientation, etc and having an influencing effect on society through that medium.

That was funny

I am gay and I can confirm ....... It is funny, it is true.

no true words lol as a gay man

🤣

Exactly! I feel like she's intense and so serious in her real life too!

She's Aries lol of course she is

She’s amazing! I like her style!

Lol it was 5 years ago

Julie W. you don't say and here I was thinking pregnancy was 6 year commitment

mae mara She no 🧢 looks like an absolute dime not pregnant !!

Ropsana Khanom no, humans are whales, so we can be pregnant for YEARS

32 not pregnant, just engaged.. 33 pregnant

TheAnonyte she has comedy specials on Netflix, but maybe they are originally from somewhere else?

I love her, tooooo!!!!!

yeah, she just release her new netflix special. go to look it up

You can do it bro!!

I know it’s been 5 years but I believe in you :)

its been 5 years .. hows it going ?

Have you tried it yet?! I wanna try open-mic nights some time at a club in L.A. I'm writing material RIGHT NOW at 5 am on a day off from work! Good material + good delivery + GOOD, encouraging crowd = WINWINWIN! I'm even working on jokes about being nervous and awkward. 'Helps me feel loosened up and not worrying about bombing or not and yet, taking it very seriously at the same time, ya know?! :D

@@Protectobot wow good luck

***** Fun fact: people are allowed to have different opinions than you. You don't need to comment on each person who found it funny just because you didn't.

I guess you never heard of Dat Phan, Steve Byrne, Margaret Cho, etc, etc, etc

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Some of us are using this as life advice LOL

I'll tell you a secret... Some of us can laugh at ourselves and other women.