Alien Mayonnaise 

so so true

Based

So tru

I liked when he was asked for a Butt Chug Stream

addiction andy

He's too scared to zoink.

In fairness it’s usually caused by someone asking him a question related to aliens

@@kylelord_8573 Yeah but he also sees the word "aliens" and just goes off dude, he's unhinged. One mention of those little grey critters and he goes a'hootin.

@@craigory8123 We're kinda quirky. 😜 God, that was embarrassing.

As long as he doesn't zerk off while doing so

"Oh so you guys take the unfertilized eggs of an avian creature then mix that with oily secretions until its fluffy and creamy. Yeah thats totally normal everyone in the galaxy does that shit"

@@thelegalsystem holy shit when you phrase it like that...

​​@@rainbowGZUS7 I think hot sauce is even wilder, we take fruits that specifically developed the production of a chemical that hurts us so we wouldn't consume them anymore only for us to now go crazy over that chemical, making sauces to hurt ourselves on purposes

they have their priorities in order

What still gets me about the "aliens wouldn't know shit" bit is That Jerma was convinced that the same aliens who masterd intergalactic travel would be fascinated and terrified by fire.

Literally 1984

he wants us to forget

I'll never forget the video he uploaded to his first channel of him dunking whole heads of garlic in mayonnaise and eating it like an apple

Some things don’t bear thinking about 😓

😢

yep

me too holy shit

@@greasedumpster9781 whoever names the videos figured out the algorithm. At least for people like us. Whatever that means.

I'm not convinced he's of biological origin.

You remember the alien rant with the shiny rock in one hand and chapstick at the other? That was about him.

@@glitchedoom Jerma is purely spiritual

he's Gnorts' distant cousin. at least 4 parsecs apart in the family tree though

he is made up of 2430 bugs

I think what he means is that the aliens could be ludicrously more smart than we are, but simply never experienced those things so they'd still be amazed by them.

he is speaking from experience this is what he felt upon first landing on earth

Jerma desperately trying to explain to interstellar travellers the origins of sauce

To be fair, they could reproduce asexually or via laying eggs that are later fertilized, everything on their planet could reproduce like that and sex/live birth could be a completely foreign concept to them. Geodes and rocks however... yeah those exist on *every* rocky planet that has ever been actively volcanic it'd be more surprising if they didn't know what they were

I haven’t particularly noticed that before but unless I’m misremembering it’s becoming more common, or maybe I just notice it more

he just keeps finding things to shove in there

he only knows how to do the thug shaker

May your betrothed be barren and your harvest desolate

I'm going to perform a ritual and curse you.

tall???

He's that one guy from over the garden wall

@@bruhcoin2361 tall for a gnome, miserably small for a human

glass and lid included

And wrapper.

Grog moment

I wanna have to chew it

I wanna drink my OJ with a fork

"CRAFT BRAZILIAN BEERS AND THEY'RE PROBABLY FUCKING WONDERFUL" _Brother no_

Hi Kronk : )

It's on the Z Axis

hes covering it up

FBI, it’s him. He’s the zodiac killer

It literally shows how smart he is, he has absolutely no expectations for aliens. For all we know they can feed off of aluminum or some shit.

Honestly it's possible. It's more likely imo that aliens don't act or work like us at all