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@huejanus6954
@huejanus6954 3 года назад
His girl has more testosterone than him
@user-hf9hf6hw8j
@user-hf9hf6hw8j 3 года назад
He looks like johnny bravo
@robinpatterson9916
@robinpatterson9916 3 года назад
@@user-hf9hf6hw8j Thats an insult to Johnny
@501stcrusade5
@501stcrusade5 3 года назад
Rex Offender Johnny Bravo was a chad before chads were cool
@risaballs
@risaballs 3 года назад
LMAO
@MTHSLH482
@MTHSLH482 3 года назад
girl*
@iamsatire2883
@iamsatire2883 3 года назад
He is so masculine his facial hair is too scared to show up
@mewyorkcityf46607
@mewyorkcityf46607 3 года назад
Lmfao-
@blk7747
@blk7747 3 года назад
😂
@logman1055
@logman1055 3 года назад
nice pfp
@speccylimone3684
@speccylimone3684 3 года назад
I know it's already been said but nice profile pic, love Green Day
@cnelson1614
@cnelson1614 3 года назад
Yes! Thank you, I likes that.
@shedaboi4452
@shedaboi4452 2 года назад
The phrase “beating your ass like a drum” should never be used in a threatening way 🤣
@matthewleflar7577
@matthewleflar7577 2 года назад
just sounds like a nice evening to me
@antibull4869
@antibull4869 2 года назад
Idk. When Dwayne Johnson said it in the Shaw vs Hobbs movie, its pretty intimidating. Though… if DJ says it, it can be intimidating just based on the man lol
@FatherMartini
@FatherMartini Год назад
Tum ts ta tum te ts ta be like
@pzsn5075
@pzsn5075 Год назад
@@matthewleflar7577 😏😝 eating it like watermelon
@thiqh
@thiqh Год назад
@@matthewleflar7577 ago?
@obisfish
@obisfish 2 года назад
He is the guy that clicks disagree on terms of service and feels like a god
@icantsleep311
@icantsleep311 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thiqh
@thiqh Год назад
I do that, I’m a chad alpha male. Be jealous, peasent!!!!
@MenteMaestra91
@MenteMaestra91 Год назад
​@@thiqhlol
@Zooms888
@Zooms888 8 месяцев назад
​@@thiqhI'm trembling just thinking about how cool and scary you are
@lucky6961
@lucky6961 3 месяца назад
and would get mad when the app just closes
@ortuslad
@ortuslad 3 года назад
That girl's baby talk gave me so much physical discomfort - that I rather hear plates being scratched by forks.
@zoop5396
@zoop5396 3 года назад
Exactly what I came here to say
@sleepydevilz
@sleepydevilz 3 года назад
God I had to skip that whole section of her talking like that. It kills me, there’s no fuckin way she actually does that when she’s called her name
@zangetsu1597
@zangetsu1597 3 года назад
had to remove the headphones for that one.
@rohannagarkar608
@rohannagarkar608 3 года назад
I didn't like it either. For real, what's her @ tho?
@jezeq
@jezeq 3 года назад
@@sleepydevilz its honestly so cringey too i dont know why people even like that shit content
@watermeloncoughdrops3408
@watermeloncoughdrops3408 3 года назад
My dude looks like he'd fake an injury during a fifth grade soccer match.
@bepisscrateofmemes202
@bepisscrateofmemes202 3 года назад
I know this was yesterday but lmao
@nat8695
@nat8695 3 года назад
@@bepisscrateofmemes202 I know this was 5 days ago but lmao
@goodestboi7692
@goodestboi7692 3 года назад
I know this was a week ago but lmao
@rbvfeehfbudenrj
@rbvfeehfbudenrj 3 года назад
I know this was a week.5 ago but lmao
@rattheeternal7658
@rattheeternal7658 3 года назад
I know this was in 1969 but still funny
@perkies
@perkies Год назад
as a boxing enthusiast i can tell you right now the pure talent and form this man displayed made me shit myself in fear
@FirstLast-yr9kx
@FirstLast-yr9kx 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@pepegayang9268
@pepegayang9268 10 месяцев назад
Really?
@aquarius3717
@aquarius3717 9 месяцев назад
@@pepegayang9268 are you doubting in skills of the Alfa pepegayang9826?
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 7 месяцев назад
Fr he left his face exposed while punching cos he aint scared to get hit what an absolute CHAD 🔥
@lucky6961
@lucky6961 3 месяца назад
those weren't even boxing gloves, those are cheap karate ones
@canceledcorpse
@canceledcorpse 9 месяцев назад
2 years later and this still makes me feel like I'm growing a brain tumor
@Kkarsheo
@Kkarsheo 8 месяцев назад
3 years*
@TheToboLow
@TheToboLow 6 месяцев назад
It’s satire, people think they are Fr so serious
@iloveketamine477
@iloveketamine477 3 года назад
This man looks like he gets drunk after drinking a cup of orange juice
@masterofidiocy6672
@masterofidiocy6672 3 года назад
Why is this so accurate
@pyrate4439
@pyrate4439 3 года назад
Lmao
@iloveketamine477
@iloveketamine477 3 года назад
@@masterofidiocy6672 I control the universe
@dontcare4748
@dontcare4748 3 года назад
A screw driver...without the screw
@Michael-tm6vs
@Michael-tm6vs 3 года назад
This.
@alfa9226
@alfa9226 3 года назад
He looks like he has a tantrum every time his wife's boyfriend tell him to go to bed 15 minutes before bedtime.
@user-xs4hn5bf2x
@user-xs4hn5bf2x 3 года назад
He's basically the Boss Baby but as he grew older, his I.Q went lower than his amount of testosterone.
@bootybellend2775
@bootybellend2775 3 года назад
Originality-0
@batmanv.hendustan7506
@batmanv.hendustan7506 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W9B8NrjOWcI.html RICKROLL... OR IS IT?
@batyrkhanospanov2419
@batyrkhanospanov2419 3 года назад
@@user-xs4hn5bf2x 😂
@EpicGamer-fx5yg
@EpicGamer-fx5yg 3 года назад
@@batmanv.hendustan7506 Its not
@mcjoelio-gb
@mcjoelio-gb Год назад
the aspect ratio whenever he does a tiktok video always makes me laugh
@mad576wastaken
@mad576wastaken 2 года назад
Imagine being this guy's girlfriend and wondering how insecure he is
@dukecarraway1762
@dukecarraway1762 Год назад
It's his sister
@matthememelord7829
@matthememelord7829 Год назад
@@dukecarraway1762 he’s probably so insecure about not getting laid it’s both and got denied by his mother that he lives with to move to Alabama
@lucky6961
@lucky6961 3 месяца назад
imagine being his girlfriend
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 3 года назад
This dude looks like he sings "its everyday bro" at school.
@rozanfaust2967
@rozanfaust2967 3 года назад
And also sings it out loud on lunch like they think its fucking cool
@D1BoulZay
@D1BoulZay 3 года назад
@@rozanfaust2967 same
@aaudacityyy.
@aaudacityyy. 3 года назад
r/rareinsults
@ChrrolloDI
@ChrrolloDI 3 года назад
*Dude that only listens to Sicko Mode
@itsbritneybyotch7471
@itsbritneybyotch7471 3 года назад
Oh god
@brogan1393
@brogan1393 3 года назад
alpha is the kid that said bad morning to his teachers every day
@purpisdus3118
@purpisdus3118 3 года назад
like
@TehSeksyManz
@TehSeksyManz 3 года назад
Fuckin gold
@potatopotatoeOG
@potatopotatoeOG 3 года назад
😂
@davidbeaver21
@davidbeaver21 3 года назад
I'm gonna like this after someone breaks your 666.
@Larrysprincess
@Larrysprincess 3 года назад
And that kid who pretended their lollypop was a cigarette
@nobody522
@nobody522 Год назад
My dog came downstairs and watched this with me in the basement, while I have COVID. 10/10
@gbeach85
@gbeach85 Год назад
Haha Feel better, bro
@ashvideoer
@ashvideoer Год назад
Sounds dope. Get well soon brother
@zanb590
@zanb590 Год назад
Hope you’re feeling better dude 💕🦐
@xiphiasoffishwell4781
@xiphiasoffishwell4781 Год назад
The clip at 7:19 made me cringe so hard I developed a hernia.
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 Год назад
"Because that's your name...?"
@JugglerOfWords
@JugglerOfWords Год назад
the acting is so bad Tommy Wiseau just won an oscar......
@Chickenman_or_batman
@Chickenman_or_batman Год назад
It's worse then I thought it was
@de341f6
@de341f6 3 года назад
i literally felt like i was developing a kidney stone listening to her baby talk
@maple9905
@maple9905 3 года назад
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a comment than this one.
@inspectorroy3096
@inspectorroy3096 3 года назад
I cringed so hard and my stomach hurt. I think I developed a kidney boulder
@finalhazard883
@finalhazard883 3 года назад
@@inspectorroy3096 I developed a kidney planet.
@Nantosuelta
@Nantosuelta 3 года назад
I had to stop the video for about 30 seconds. I was grimacing so hard I thought my face was going to collapse in on itself and form a black hole or something
@tacticalbarstool3385
@tacticalbarstool3385 3 года назад
@Joy kidney universe
@evanblough7242
@evanblough7242 3 года назад
He literally had to make his voice deeper to sound remotely intimidating on the phone call, it was like a kid trying to sound like their dad
@rhymeswithyetiv2331
@rhymeswithyetiv2331 3 года назад
Yo fdr do you have a 3rd New Deal for the alpha males and pickup artists?
@fingersniff5520
@fingersniff5520 3 года назад
Is tiktok wheelchair accessible
@evanblough7242
@evanblough7242 3 года назад
god i wish it wasn't.
@R-H-B
@R-H-B 3 года назад
@@evanblough7242 ☠️
@localbear9444
@localbear9444 3 года назад
@@fingersniff5520 lmfao
@mentaldavethefirst
@mentaldavethefirst Год назад
"I really like it when we're being intimate and you pretend to be 5 years old" should be the fastest of ways to end up on a register.
@oldmateaus
@oldmateaus Год назад
A true alpha doesn’t have tik tok.
@cupidcakes
@cupidcakes Год назад
Fax
@NoGoatsNoGlory.
@NoGoatsNoGlory. 10 месяцев назад
I don't have tik tok. I'm not an alpha 🤷🏼‍♂️
@Kokong
@Kokong 10 месяцев назад
@@NoGoatsNoGlory.not all without tik tok are alphas, but there are no alphas on tik tok.
@HarrisBiden2024
@HarrisBiden2024 7 месяцев назад
It's hilarious that some people use that word unironically 😂
@SilverstoneTrace
@SilverstoneTrace 6 месяцев назад
So true
@coyotetu
@coyotetu 3 года назад
This must be the guy that keeps beating up Jaystation.
@azarealm
@azarealm 3 года назад
😲
@_af_2821
@_af_2821 3 года назад
Lamo
@oliviap.1370
@oliviap.1370 3 года назад
PLSSSSS THIS HAS ME ON THE FLOOR
@darkdragon5537
@darkdragon5537 3 года назад
Such manly man he is
@KDE_OFFTIME
@KDE_OFFTIME 3 года назад
Underrated comment lmao
@nevaehalonzo9929
@nevaehalonzo9929 3 года назад
didn’t even bring up that they’re step siblings
@anbthree786
@anbthree786 3 года назад
Yeah, in the captions it does I watch this vid like 5 times lol
@mariaantonettelastimosa62
@mariaantonettelastimosa62 3 года назад
D I S A P P O I N T ED
@RecardoGuillermo
@RecardoGuillermo 3 года назад
No way...
@umaryes4473
@umaryes4473 3 года назад
Just when you thought it couldn't get any lower eh?
@gamerstrice4731
@gamerstrice4731 3 года назад
Ngl but I thought they're full on siblings..not from titles or from their account or smth..they just feel like no sane person would spend a second with them
@aspect7468
@aspect7468 9 месяцев назад
I just have to give some max respect for Charlie, I mean being able to sit through that without even cringing is a better accomplishment then winning the Nobel prize.
@TheOddMan-
@TheOddMan- 2 года назад
I'm not a Beta male, I'm a Human male
@ujjwal5919
@ujjwal5919 8 месяцев назад
Most real thing heard online 👍
@ayushjain6991
@ayushjain6991 3 года назад
“Anyone who has to say ‘I am Alpha’ is no true Alpha.” -Gandhi
@Sietpo
@Sietpo 3 года назад
Ayush Jain nah man martin luther king said that
@user-mr9cx4ng8s
@user-mr9cx4ng8s 3 года назад
What about T1?
@pseudo8613
@pseudo8613 3 года назад
Nah i sure lenin is the one who made that statement
@gri3723
@gri3723 3 года назад
Didn't mother Theresa say that?
@David-jd9if
@David-jd9if 3 года назад
Its like when charlie said that people who say they're nice usually aren't. The prophecy is true
@jaggelion4301
@jaggelion4301 3 года назад
Such an alpha male that he didn't even need to leave the house to get a girlfriend
@StomeAura
@StomeAura 3 года назад
I was drinking water peacefully, you ass
@Sol-cf9ko
@Sol-cf9ko 3 года назад
@@StomeAura lmao
@astolfo-official
@astolfo-official 3 года назад
@Exhilirous *sniff*
@iplaygames896
@iplaygames896 3 года назад
@@StomeAura yup the water is on the ground now.
@astolfo-official
@astolfo-official 3 года назад
@@shrutis makes me think about unholy activities.
@MythicBeanProductions
@MythicBeanProductions Год назад
You know that this guy would tuck tail and run for the hills if he was faced with a real fight. He's literally the physical embodiment of "My dad is bigger than your dad." This dude is that kid you knew in middle school who always tried to start a fight then made an excuse about why he couldn't fight, then said "yeah that's what I thought." As soon as the other person started to walk away
@ShadowKitty7908
@ShadowKitty7908 8 месяцев назад
Bro’s so tough that I bet he orders his McDonalds by himself
@cryingcat4864
@cryingcat4864 3 года назад
this guy probably says "The Alpha" when they ask for his name at Starbucks
@_af_2821
@_af_2821 3 года назад
Then the cashier writes "loser that thinks he's an alpha because he has a stepsister"
@gravehify7670
@gravehify7670 3 года назад
@@_af_2821 ooooh r/rareinsults
@jimbridger9424
@jimbridger9424 3 года назад
and the barista writes "dolphin"
@sirshrulu3722
@sirshrulu3722 3 года назад
Then the true
@bucketofchicken8325
@bucketofchicken8325 3 года назад
@@jimbridger9424 n o D o l p h i n s A r e S m a r t
@macewindu6853
@macewindu6853 3 года назад
Alpha is the guy who thinks he won the argument because you misspelled something
@wasteofgooglesspace
@wasteofgooglesspace 3 года назад
underrated comment
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 3 года назад
-Smartest jedi ever
@galenmarek4582
@galenmarek4582 3 года назад
I agree master Windu
@snappedginger3237
@snappedginger3237 3 года назад
I was looking for spelling errors in your comment because I thought it'd be funney
@wasteofgooglesspace
@wasteofgooglesspace 3 года назад
you forgot the period
@jayredd8340
@jayredd8340 Год назад
If he was really an alpha, he wouldn't need to constantly remind you that he's the alpha.
@senatuspopulusqueromanus2082
Widened screen just makes it even more hilarious
@Mood-xb7yv
@Mood-xb7yv 3 года назад
my theory: *The dude is doing this forcefully and the girl is actually the alpha in this story, she hides the guy in her basement untill she wants to do a tiktok with him.*
@VideoGameManiac8
@VideoGameManiac8 3 года назад
my theory: Santa is real
@xxselenaxx2142
@xxselenaxx2142 3 года назад
they're siblings so the possibility that one is being locked up until tiktok time isn't too unrealistic
@yahdudesboi1261
@yahdudesboi1261 3 года назад
Killerbug7 0 they consider themselves siblings, they said it in a tik tok.......
@low_rise5030
@low_rise5030 3 года назад
bold theory
@w4drone720
@w4drone720 3 года назад
@MAHO NO SHOJO INC. hell yeah, thats a theory i can get behind
@k.k.r2800
@k.k.r2800 3 года назад
To make things worse........his girlfriend is his step-sister.
@xenonbreakout
@xenonbreakout 3 года назад
really surprised no one mentioned this sooner
@fingleberry9641
@fingleberry9641 3 года назад
wait is this confirmed???
@emrahalien2972
@emrahalien2972 3 года назад
you gotta go family without being able to get real people.
@badsportblack1445
@badsportblack1445 3 года назад
Eee
@kroh7742
@kroh7742 3 года назад
Game-end me
@oldmansamsay1023
@oldmansamsay1023 Год назад
I think something of note here is that they both seem very happy with their relationship. They're cringe as shit but they're happy with each other. It's weirdly sweet. Or I'm just naïve I don't care, man.
@thefighterdoc.343
@thefighterdoc.343 Год назад
They are siblings But cring aside It is sweet
@oldmansamsay1023
@oldmansamsay1023 Год назад
@@thefighterdoc.343 Honestly, a little more sweet if it's a protective brother thing. Still cringe as shit, but sweet
@LTG550
@LTG550 Год назад
@@oldmansamsay1023 I mean just looking at this how can one spin it as a protective brother thing?
@OllieM6522
@OllieM6522 Год назад
No shot his ass pulled her. I would assume she’s being held hostage
@noshway22
@noshway22 Год назад
nah with all the baby voice shit theres no way she was finding another dude
@anaionescu8913
@anaionescu8913 18 дней назад
They're step-siblings, btw. He pulled her because they were the biggest weirdos under their roof.
@stonkguy0529
@stonkguy0529 3 года назад
This guy’s TikToks are like a Mafia City ad.
@captainzoltan7737
@captainzoltan7737 3 года назад
underatted comment
@MCF4LL
@MCF4LL 3 года назад
based comment
@holyfrackledang
@holyfrackledang 3 года назад
this is my least favorite comment
@lollipop7695
@lollipop7695 3 года назад
I also hate this comment
@ekay4495
@ekay4495 3 года назад
@@holyfrackledang Least favorite???
@potocto
@potocto 3 года назад
Her baby voice is giving me an aneurysm
@thurqs1938
@thurqs1938 3 года назад
Fpf checks
@justacringymakotoyukifangi8825
@justacringymakotoyukifangi8825 3 года назад
@Agentes In Rebus please send help its been a week theres no ambulance
@niko587
@niko587 3 года назад
sounds like hentai moans ngl
@Aadhitiya
@Aadhitiya 3 года назад
@@niko587 bruh, pfp sauce?
@niko587
@niko587 3 года назад
@@Aadhitiya idk i just simp her
@whimzak
@whimzak Год назад
your sarcasm ridden intros make my day every time
@jackryan4313
@jackryan4313 Год назад
Had to come back for seconds. This video is golden. I can't help but quivering in my shoes while beholding this alpha showing off his fighting moves. Jesus I'm scared
@moonshinedown2
@moonshinedown2 3 года назад
every time he refers to himself as the alpha i physically recoil. its too painful
@WHYISITALWAYSNOX
@WHYISITALWAYSNOX 3 года назад
you know what else will make you physically recoil ?
@Icarusinhischariot
@Icarusinhischariot 3 года назад
@@WHYISITALWAYSNOX the baby talk the girl in the video does.
@kaitlynisnotreal
@kaitlynisnotreal 3 года назад
Me too
@tylnozcn27
@tylnozcn27 3 года назад
Same
@srealleak7378
@srealleak7378 3 года назад
Lol ur pfp
@svenyes4078
@svenyes4078 3 года назад
This is the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in 2nd grade
@prabhanjankaveri613
@prabhanjankaveri613 3 года назад
thank you for this comment
@VolantFool
@VolantFool 3 года назад
BRUH I came to these comments to laugh about the guy in the video, not feel bad about myself.
@_jimjam_4283
@_jimjam_4283 3 года назад
I was the fastest kid in second grade. Now I've become a virgin again for the second time in my life
@truecrimerip7936
@truecrimerip7936 3 года назад
This is accurate af
@acemarshals3211
@acemarshals3211 3 года назад
Bruh why is this comment sadly true to me:(
@Hollowdude15
@Hollowdude15 Год назад
This was a good video to enjoy watch today and nice thumbnail dude :)
@darkPegasista
@darkPegasista 8 месяцев назад
The baby talk cringe hit me so hard that I disassociated with ringing in my ears like it was a damn landmine explosion
@IHATEN1CKNAMES
@IHATEN1CKNAMES 3 года назад
Those kicks were so weak it repaired the wall he hit.
@Stayingrocked
@Stayingrocked 3 года назад
Funny, did laugh
@ahliteskittles5694
@ahliteskittles5694 3 года назад
Crazy Diamond
@JianCB2
@JianCB2 3 года назад
@@ahliteskittles5694 No, Fix-it Felix.
@VladRus_
@VladRus_ 3 года назад
We should give him a job at a hospital because he will heal everyone that has physical wounds
@trihermawan9553
@trihermawan9553 3 года назад
Its so weak, it deals -1 damage
@lollypopjo1
@lollypopjo1 3 года назад
This guy literally cannot throw a punch it’s brilliant.
@yoshiwav
@yoshiwav 3 года назад
wrist shatters as soon as it even merely pokes someone’s face
@burken3113
@burken3113 3 года назад
Shhh Thats what a beta would say
@burken3113
@burken3113 3 года назад
But fr he would prob hurt him self if he ever hit someone
@serboblfan43
@serboblfan43 3 года назад
You are a beta
@cakti581
@cakti581 3 года назад
I did taekwondoe for 4 years and he’s pretty pathetic if I say so my self
@mintgardener
@mintgardener 2 года назад
I don’t watch these kinds of vids often but I love the vertical compression on these 🤣
@isaacfehr2273
@isaacfehr2273 5 месяцев назад
Alpha be looking like Joe Bartolozy 😂 (Joe I love your content! Keep up the work!)
@RhinestoneBepop
@RhinestoneBepop 3 года назад
Why does he seem like that annoying cousin that’s always coming over and using your stuff without asking
@pleasejustwin3965
@pleasejustwin3965 3 года назад
Rhinestone Cowboy I’m pretty sure they are step-cousins
@subjectory
@subjectory 3 года назад
@@pleasejustwin3965 what are you doing step-cousin?
@milesedgeworth132
@milesedgeworth132 3 года назад
He's that cousin who comes over for family parties and only looks at his phone before leaving 2 hours early to go to an acquaintances party to try and get laid.
@Tzyzz.x
@Tzyzz.x 3 года назад
subjectory eating chips why? Also mom said foods ready so come down bro
@batmanv.hendustan7506
@batmanv.hendustan7506 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W9B8NrjOWcI.html RICKROLL... OR IS IT?
@engine426
@engine426 3 года назад
this guy looks like a substitute teacher who lost his job cursing at 12 year olds
@Pawqqit
@Pawqqit 3 года назад
thats the real alpha move
@ihateallthethings2683
@ihateallthethings2683 3 года назад
Ben from Ozark?
@siircartiier
@siircartiier 3 года назад
Man looks like he uses women as objects to flex you his friends but deep down inside he’s a closet homosexual
@Nikotov3
@Nikotov3 3 года назад
Bruh this happend at my school but with a female.
@logancollinz2359
@logancollinz2359 3 года назад
Engine my class a few years ago had gone through 7 supply teachers that have never wanted to come back and in the note a teacher left it said that there were people saying dildo and anal and the n word, we were 10
@connoraxon8741
@connoraxon8741 Год назад
I dont get how you watch this back and still have the confidence and audacity to post it
@winterfluska960
@winterfluska960 Год назад
Rewatching this video again, and only now realizing that all of these are like the peak TikTok pov sounds 😭😭 GOD you can't get anymore insecure than that man
@reina_battlewormz
@reina_battlewormz 3 года назад
*After filming* Alpha, crying: Was I... Was I manly enough? Her, rubbing his back: No
@stupididiot9336
@stupididiot9336 3 года назад
That's some fetishistic shit right there But then again, so is the whole thing
@optimusburrinktea562
@optimusburrinktea562 3 года назад
Her: now get ready for your dock flattening babe:) Him: yes ma’am 😔
@memenazi7078
@memenazi7078 3 года назад
Lmfao that’s exactly it
@takazacto
@takazacto 3 года назад
Lmfaoo
@kira-ph5eh
@kira-ph5eh 3 года назад
Lmao weird fetishes but I'm into that shit
@subhajitkarmakar291
@subhajitkarmakar291 2 года назад
When his grandmother told him he's a strong man, he took it way too seriously.
@imalemon3841
@imalemon3841 2 года назад
Underrated comment
@johndough65
@johndough65 2 года назад
Thus, his mother is the one who said, "I'll be back, I'm going to.....uh, the store for some, um, plastic spoons." never to return home again; just to forget she gave birth to such a douchebag.
@imthecatking
@imthecatking 2 года назад
lol
@sgravity4540
@sgravity4540 2 года назад
@@johndough65 plastic spoon? Plsss 😂
@mattc9209
@mattc9209 2 года назад
lol grandma’s big boy!
@LegionCommand
@LegionCommand Год назад
“Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king”
@jordandabbs9805
@jordandabbs9805 8 месяцев назад
That guy HAS to be a troll😂 there are people out there at actually give off that "alpha" vibe, the difference is they don't make tik toks or call themselves alpha 😂😂
@farwakhan4423
@farwakhan4423 3 года назад
These tik toks are all the wattpad werewolf books personified
@kinare1853
@kinare1853 3 года назад
And episode
@LynxLycan2
@LynxLycan2 3 года назад
Yes
@killjoyer
@killjoyer 3 года назад
More like those gang fanfics
@minimoon2374
@minimoon2374 3 года назад
Right on the money
@lovescanary1286
@lovescanary1286 3 года назад
Don’t even talk about wattpad 🤢
@ilaialmog4308
@ilaialmog4308 3 года назад
This is the only guy jake paul is afraid to fight
@jokuanims3404
@jokuanims3404 3 года назад
Jake Paul trash
@jokuanims3404
@jokuanims3404 3 года назад
I'm just saying jake pauls trash no ruining joke here
@milkymilk6971
@milkymilk6971 3 года назад
its too much cringe for Jake Paul and thats saying a lot
@prince-fj1wd
@prince-fj1wd 3 года назад
yes
@eazygamebred7980
@eazygamebred7980 3 года назад
I cant take u seriously with a kawhi leonard profile pic and have a minecraft background
@andrewtim1989
@andrewtim1989 2 года назад
Imagine explaining to the escort that this is what she's going to be doing 😂
@FloridaMan786
@FloridaMan786 3 года назад
That's the kid I sold grass to in high school and told him it was weed.
@ahuman2695
@ahuman2695 3 года назад
Really? Lmao
@stevenwalker8163
@stevenwalker8163 3 года назад
If this is even 1% true, you're my hero.
@eemansuhail
@eemansuhail 3 года назад
@@BugCatt nah we stan short guys 😤😤
@guzza5375
@guzza5375 3 года назад
@@BugCatt I’m 5.4... dwarves together strong!
@van5395
@van5395 3 года назад
@Baldhina Asnake if your 10 year old niece is taller than 5 foot 3, then she ain't that normal bruv
@_g_520
@_g_520 3 года назад
Her “BaYbEe ToLK” sounds like if marge Simpson and Minnie Mouse had a child and that child is choking on a fucking wrench 🔧
@theplastikov2285
@theplastikov2285 3 года назад
Oddly specific but agreed.
@_g_520
@_g_520 3 года назад
@@theplastikov2285 lol
@sapphifurywhomsloveislivid697
@sapphifurywhomsloveislivid697 3 года назад
Like~wise
@oakoe188
@oakoe188 3 года назад
“Choking on a fucking wrench” Thank fuck kill it
@_g_520
@_g_520 3 года назад
@@oakoe188 I agree
@moseswasilina8501
@moseswasilina8501 Год назад
Your so amazing my dude you make me laugh so much
@winterpantsu
@winterpantsu 2 года назад
The worst part is that his girlfriend is apparently also his step-sister 🤢
@elliottblackburn4331
@elliottblackburn4331 Год назад
Proof
@scourge8143
@scourge8143 Год назад
I believe it
@WalterTheWalrus
@WalterTheWalrus Год назад
Ah, yes, the true alphas: The Hapsburgs
@BalthazarBullmann
@BalthazarBullmann 11 месяцев назад
While not as messed up as full on incest,it’s still kinda awkward.
@lxhav0k363
@lxhav0k363 3 года назад
The fact that it’s stretched makes it 100% more funny
@clonecoric4140
@clonecoric4140 3 года назад
Stretched dont you mean wide alpha.
@aesqueth2815
@aesqueth2815 3 года назад
wide putin intesifies
@callikens
@callikens 3 года назад
WIDE ALPHA, WIDE ALPHA
@brandonmacdonald8348
@brandonmacdonald8348 3 года назад
How did I not notice it was streched?
@_lrxd_
@_lrxd_ 3 года назад
The fact that he's twice as wide as he should be makes him even more alpha
@point8195
@point8195 3 года назад
Yes
@dumpsterdivingdipwad615
@dumpsterdivingdipwad615 3 года назад
Yes
@miaomiaumiaw
@miaomiaumiaw 3 года назад
Yes
@elyazidasri2968
@elyazidasri2968 3 года назад
Wide putin
@LESTIFISA
@LESTIFISA 3 года назад
Yet he’s still half as wide as me
@theOneTrueCactus
@theOneTrueCactus Год назад
Seems fitting he would use the song of a guy guilty of SA for this type of content. Very fitting.
@isasadiq4862
@isasadiq4862 Год назад
The baby talk made me want to rip my ears off and then bleach my eyes. This was the worst discomfort i have ever experienced.
@marcellebestbrathwaite8588
@marcellebestbrathwaite8588 3 года назад
Random people: Smoking when ur pregnant doesnt affect the baby The baby:
@nick-st7jx
@nick-st7jx 3 года назад
lmaoo
@pssdstrer5073
@pssdstrer5073 3 года назад
Yeah, smoking crack apparently
@AliShaikh-ez8ir
@AliShaikh-ez8ir 3 года назад
What baby?
@mothman8081
@mothman8081 3 года назад
my mom smoked while pregnant with me and all i got was depression :(
@HunterJs2
@HunterJs2 3 года назад
It’s also proof that genetics can account for everything but external damage. His brain is shot but his body continues gaining extra mass to further protect what little grey matter is left.
@oneofegoraptorschins4422
@oneofegoraptorschins4422 3 года назад
He's like a weeaboo that has never seen an anime before
@chai4412
@chai4412 3 года назад
👌
@somedudecalled1026
@somedudecalled1026 3 года назад
👌
@savedtheworld6755
@savedtheworld6755 3 года назад
👌
@nopex9449
@nopex9449 3 года назад
👌
@gamilith
@gamilith 3 года назад
👌
@MagnusS-12
@MagnusS-12 10 дней назад
That baby talk killed so many of my brain cells.
@mrlegobatman6741
@mrlegobatman6741 3 месяца назад
His tiktoks are like the level 1 crook and level 100 mob boss mafia city ads
@bepisthebenis5111
@bepisthebenis5111 3 года назад
They are literally living a “what are you doing, step bro???”
@Rish24
@Rish24 3 года назад
Your pfp matches perfectly
@letmesleep6056
@letmesleep6056 3 года назад
"help me stepbro, I'm stuck"
@BigE_Toad
@BigE_Toad 3 года назад
Yuuuup
@melroysojan
@melroysojan 3 года назад
Such an alpha move....
@markerpeef
@markerpeef 3 года назад
true
@Ozzyless
@Ozzyless 3 года назад
The fact that the tik toks are squished makes this 10x better
@Hornnnnnn
@Hornnnnnn 3 года назад
infinitely better
@mercy2340
@mercy2340 3 года назад
Fax 📠
@yunuyfx
@yunuyfx 3 года назад
Makes him look like a dwarf
@satoshimatos6034
@satoshimatos6034 3 года назад
C'mon bro, they're _WIDE_
@akashva3340
@akashva3340 3 года назад
W I D E
@minglifeng2862
@minglifeng2862 Год назад
I’m so glad I’m queer I will never feel like a need to prove my ‘masculinity’ like this
@arionrussum6653
@arionrussum6653 Год назад
I'm straight and I, never, have felt the need to do anything remotely this drastic to make myself feel masculine lol
@masonr.powers7196
@masonr.powers7196 Год назад
@@arionrussum6653 same here
@OrpheusO-je9sd
@OrpheusO-je9sd Год назад
no lie the gays really get the advantage bc they already weirdos so they don't feel the press to follow stupid meaningless rules about gender
@seismicrocket
@seismicrocket Год назад
Proving masculinity doesn't need to be like this. So stop with your "I'm happy I'm gay" attitude, you ain't gon get nowhere shitting on men.
@Jabrownie23
@Jabrownie23 Год назад
I'm guessing you're not the tops in the relationship.
@quantumvideoscz2052
@quantumvideoscz2052 Год назад
Any man who needs to say "I am the King!" is no true king. - Lord Tywin Lannister
@Matt-ki5ll
@Matt-ki5ll 2 года назад
He punches like a 5 year old when they don’t wanna go to bed
@belkov5334
@belkov5334 2 года назад
Matt stop right there you will kill him
@rakeboi21masterofrakes63
@rakeboi21masterofrakes63 2 года назад
Matt is true alpha male
@eikegaming123
@eikegaming123 2 года назад
Matt is going to destroy the guy
@cocoaroadto3007
@cocoaroadto3007 2 года назад
Ike
@belkov5334
@belkov5334 2 года назад
he punches like a 5 year old in comparison to 5 year olds
@Nat-dz5il
@Nat-dz5il 3 года назад
I think we all know that Charlie is the real alpha, he's just being humble.
@basedbeans9562
@basedbeans9562 3 года назад
Like every alpha
@floatingmango6672
@floatingmango6672 3 года назад
Facts
@kibblesnbits3174
@kibblesnbits3174 3 года назад
That humbleness is what makes him the alpha among us. That and his beautiful hair and great sense of fashion of course
@jarryljovenir3488
@jarryljovenir3488 3 года назад
I mean he is jesus soooo
@salmonella6018
@salmonella6018 3 года назад
Natalie i hope you get more than a 1k likes
@jahhhhh420
@jahhhhh420 5 месяцев назад
seeing this makes me okay with being alone 💯
@user-cz6ev2rv3z
@user-cz6ev2rv3z 9 месяцев назад
Thanks for unique content. Pretty traumatizing.
@kushymonsta8890
@kushymonsta8890 3 года назад
Guy acting tough: Girl in background: 👁💋👁
@shippo4ever101
@shippo4ever101 3 года назад
Wtf happened to your emojis
@kushymonsta8890
@kushymonsta8890 3 года назад
@@shippo4ever101 it was on purpose
@trexgamer2367
@trexgamer2367 3 года назад
👁👄👁
@bruua567
@bruua567 3 года назад
👁👄👁
@princessyarkor730
@princessyarkor730 3 года назад
👁👄👁
@chrisfromsouthaus2735
@chrisfromsouthaus2735 3 года назад
This guy's so alpha, he sits in his car for an extra couple of minutes until the 13 year olds with skateboards have gone away.
@NegusInParis45
@NegusInParis45 3 года назад
Ooof
@jolonghthong5377
@jolonghthong5377 3 года назад
Oooof
@mrsucc2138
@mrsucc2138 3 года назад
@@jolonghthong5377 mans edited his oof comment
@pharaohsoftheeast2204
@pharaohsoftheeast2204 3 года назад
@@mrsucc2138 mans edited his mans reply.
@TheAhMan.
@TheAhMan. 3 года назад
@@jolonghthong5377 ah
@zahwaurdo4800
@zahwaurdo4800 Год назад
the baby talk shit activated my fight or flight response.
@georgestavropoulos7164
@georgestavropoulos7164 8 месяцев назад
ok i love your content but those videos honestly made my skin crawl more than a centipede i cannot finish this video
@mrstealyourdonkey6296
@mrstealyourdonkey6296 3 года назад
He’s the kind of guy who makes out with his reflection while crying
@Ziqrul
@Ziqrul 3 года назад
damn...
@thepineappleman4442
@thepineappleman4442 3 года назад
damn...
@denizegesalan4508
@denizegesalan4508 3 года назад
damn...
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa9268
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa9268 3 года назад
damn...
@capturescaptures8157
@capturescaptures8157 3 года назад
damn...
@dubio8903
@dubio8903 3 года назад
I feel like he was bullied in school and this is his way of “coping” or some shit
@ammagon4519
@ammagon4519 3 года назад
Then he made it worse for himself lol
@xedjflowx
@xedjflowx 3 года назад
Lol this should be top
@Lancehendrix813
@Lancehendrix813 3 года назад
Mr Jameson its only been an hour
@bonkbonk6018
@bonkbonk6018 3 года назад
@@ammagon4519 M O O D Y A S S
@aerophone3424
@aerophone3424 3 года назад
As someone who was excluded from everything in school. I am offended that you box him with me
@Datadog-1
@Datadog-1 Год назад
I’d love to see a candid video of this guy getting into an argument with another guy. He’s just be apologizing profusely until he gets knocked out
@JKDVIPER
@JKDVIPER 10 месяцев назад
6:20 honestly. Your videos are all great. But that guy was so bad I did have to dip out. 😆🤛4REAL.
@Diditallforthexp
@Diditallforthexp 3 года назад
The Alpha fights like he's battling Perry the Platypus offscreen. His form is impeccable.
@baemax5859
@baemax5859 3 года назад
this is greatest comment I've have seen in a while
@chasecooper670
@chasecooper670 3 года назад
_He’s a bully_
@analysis726
@analysis726 3 года назад
He has beamed the entire earth with his betamaleinator
@lethalchikn7716
@lethalchikn7716 3 года назад
Don’t use Perry’s name in vain
@soulr3aper81
@soulr3aper81 3 года назад
🙌ma man
@The.throngler
@The.throngler 3 года назад
This "man" probably goes to the gym, does some stretches, and leaves !?
@SG-fu3xk
@SG-fu3xk 3 года назад
Probably uses the 5lb weights to flex on girls
@giantclaw138
@giantclaw138 3 года назад
He's the guy who does a full dance routine on the rowing machine
@dendenmushi5458
@dendenmushi5458 3 года назад
I wish i can be alpha
@leftygaming4522
@leftygaming4522 3 года назад
Goes to the gym to perv on people stretching whilst eating pizza at his local planet fitness*
@aaelofi7025
@aaelofi7025 3 года назад
Quick someone get it to 1k!
@bluehondacivic
@bluehondacivic 9 месяцев назад
He’s the type of guy to apologize when he bumps into you in person
@ghostcreb6874
@ghostcreb6874 Год назад
Bro when the one that came up and said “When people ask who I am” one of the Angie Creg ad’s came up.
@theswaggiestofall
@theswaggiestofall 3 года назад
This dude could fight a blueberry and lose.
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 года назад
A blueberry with the skin partially peeled off
@wavygravy7781
@wavygravy7781 2 года назад
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 you just crossed the line, are you trying to kill him?!
@dimitriwarchief301
@dimitriwarchief301 2 года назад
glass joe copuld beat him
@aslaamo1118
@aslaamo1118 2 года назад
LMFAO
@tommyshelby2250
@tommyshelby2250 2 года назад
he could try to fight a gust of wind and get vaporized
@the_real_monokuma6207
@the_real_monokuma6207 3 года назад
He throws punches *exactly* how I imagine crocodiles would.
@user-lb2dz2qp7o
@user-lb2dz2qp7o 3 года назад
💀crocodiles💀
@greablood1072
@greablood1072 3 года назад
What is this comment
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад
I- what? Idk what you’re saying but I agree anyways
@chrismac1507
@chrismac1507 3 года назад
Lmao this makes no sense but also perfect sense
@ourolclown7702
@ourolclown7702 3 года назад
Crocodiles punch harder cmon now
@neimenovani7256
@neimenovani7256 9 месяцев назад
Wish I saw your channel 4 years ago
@noisoteka
@noisoteka 2 месяца назад
It's like if Mac from Its Always Sunny had a TikTok account.
@asparrow9876
@asparrow9876 3 года назад
I cringed so hard I got a stroke. In the hospital, wish me luck guys.
@franniez7068
@franniez7068 3 года назад
attaway general perhaps ? no amount of luck can help there
@jacobwo4133
@jacobwo4133 3 года назад
@@franniez7068 wdym? Doctor Henry is the best there is.
@maciejbiegas6583
@maciejbiegas6583 3 года назад
My heart is with You my man
@deanb0t
@deanb0t 3 года назад
franniez henry’s about to make you disappear
@carbonated_1304
@carbonated_1304 3 года назад
I wish the best for you soldier
@paninidoesawheelie8257
@paninidoesawheelie8257 3 года назад
As a female, whenever guys refer to themselves as 'Alpha male', my whole nether regions dry up like the Sahara at 1 pm on a hot ass summer day.
@justbarely_there1293
@justbarely_there1293 3 года назад
Pure poetry.
@misnomer6345
@misnomer6345 3 года назад
U my good lassie should be a poet
@paninidoesawheelie8257
@paninidoesawheelie8257 3 года назад
@@misnomer6345 bruh, you flatter me thanks😂
@farithrosh
@farithrosh 3 года назад
Bruh
@xen9221
@xen9221 3 года назад
@Hyperion Dionysus nether regions otherwise known as vagina🐵
@Re3p4rr
@Re3p4rr 11 месяцев назад
People talking about jail or death sentence when the actually worst punishment would be to have to look at these tik toks every single day
@Sserpentine.
@Sserpentine. 11 месяцев назад
I love how Charlie is so good at talking with sarcasm but it sound alike he's not joking at all
@hoshiowl8817
@hoshiowl8817 3 года назад
The girl constantly looks like she’s about to burst out laughing.
@zernox69
@zernox69 3 года назад
Nobody wants to hear her laugh
@earlgrey4013
@earlgrey4013 3 года назад
I would be... this is so stupid
@kentuximus1097
@kentuximus1097 3 года назад
I would want to laugh if I was dating a clown
@N4ughtylus
@N4ughtylus 3 года назад
Cause she knows it's cringey.
@jehovahsfitness
@jehovahsfitness 3 года назад
As soon as he pulls his pants down, she will be.
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