TikTok Alpha Male Teaches Me About Women 

“Females can psychically sense that I don’t like cuddles” I get the feeling this guy tenses every muscle in his body when someone tries to show him affection, just in case he feels an emotion that isn’t alpha-approved.

"I can tell when a man is raised in a feminine household" "Don't show your emotions" _uses the Steven Universe theme song; a show about a boy being raised by a group of women and constantly talking about their emotions_ bruh

"How do women want to be treated?" "WE ASKED A MAN"

"Women break like glass" Ahh yes. Every time a crush doesn’t want to be my lover, I shatter into a million pieces like a porcelain vase. My parents have to glue me back together like Humpty Dumpty on a daily basis.

Gf: "Please tell me how you're feeling :( I want know" Alpha Male: "NEVER tell a woman how you feel when she asks, she's trying to control you as an alpha male! Anyways...my next point is: No one cares about us."

"Women break like glass and most of them never recover" How egocentric do you have to be to believe that a woman will never be happy again after a breakup with a man.

i love how toxic people will say that women are super emotional while ive seen men scream at tv screens bc they lost in a video game or their favorite quarter back made a bad play. anger is an emotion too lol

"I wonder what women think." "I'm a woman, I can tell you." "Excuse me, I need to ask another man, thank you very much!" For the record, I've cried way more over my dog dying than some dude deciding he didn't want to date me. I'm pretty sure the majority of women can agree with that statement. "Goofy men are not attractive." Dude, Colin Mochrie is MARRIED.

im very curious what this dude actually does in a relationship. he doesnt express emotion, he doesnt cuddle. just sounds like a sex doll that will probably verbally abuse you

His arguments sometimes start out with things that actually aren't even that bad advice and then flip them 180 and it's like "Don't be this walking, talking red flag, be like me, another walking, talking red flag, instead" like wut.

It always bothered me when men said "women are emotional beings" because I grew up in a house with a brother who would throw and break stuff if he lost playing video games. Like aren't we all emotional beings? Lol

This dude: “Goofy men are not attractive” Every woman who is ever asked what is attractive to her: “I like a guy who can make me laugh/has a sense of humor/is funny”

Not once does this guy mention anything about being as swift as the coarsing river with all the force of a great typhoon. I call shenanigans.

This man applied MLK's famous words about dying for your principles to tactics of gaming women and then put him in the same company as Bin Laden. Maybe this guy just had a really weird history teacher.

listing 3 people as examples of men who have died for their principles with the 3rd one being osama bin laden feels like a stand up comedy routine that pokes fun at how we idolise historical figures

I love how he complains about women telling men how men should be, but then proceeds to tell women how women should be

I died at, “be more like Osama Bin Laden..?” lmao for real the dude is ACTUALLY saying Osama Bin Laden is a real man because he died on his principles.

What I got from this: “as a misogynist, I think women don’t respect men because they aren’t attracted to Misogynists.”

as a woman myself i legit cannot believe the “manipulation tactic” of pretending you’re with someone by taking pics of wine glasses 😭💀

"God gave women this unique ability to be able to be in-tune with the emotional and spiritual world" .....but that all changed when the fire nation attacked.

It's like he purposefully gives them bad dating advice so he can trap them in some gaslighting feedback loop where he insists that the reason they're single is because they're not listening to him enough.

So basically he is telling men how to get a flesh light, not a girlfriend. Because the flesh light will do anything you want, unlike a woman who is a human being just like a man.

"American women are hard to deal with"... Yo I swear a lot of men all across the world say this about women from their countries. I'm Indian, and some Indian dudes keep complaining about how "Indian women are hard to deal with and arrogant"... maybe it's time they realize the problem is with them.

them: "ooh too many labels and pronouns haha *generic transphobic joke*" also them: "alpha male, beta male, sigma male, etc etc"

Dads, talk to your sons about this. I was out shopping with my 13 year old, he sees a boy opening a car door for a woman and says “what a simp.” This was a boy obviously opening the back door for his mother so they could load in the groceries that didn’t fit in the trunk. We had to have a long father son talk, turns out he was watching dumb videos just like the one shown.

"I can tell when a dude grew up in a feminine household" what does that mean? They have listening skills?

We need to teach boys from a young age not to let toxic masculinity get a hold of them. They can be vulnerable, they can emote, they can be soft and friendly, they don't have to behave or have a personality according to certain people's standards and also that getting a partner isn't the one single ultimate goal to chase in life.

It’s so strange how they are convinced every girl is trying to manipulate men? Like not all of our actions revolve around you? Also sharing your emotions is the only way to have a healthy stable relationship, if you never share your feelings you will never be in a happy fulfilling relationship. How can you feel fulfilled when you can’t confide in your partner? There is no logic in this

I want ALL the alpha males to fight against each other to prove who's the ACTUAL alpha male out of them all.

I love how almost every "alpha male" making "content" addresses the fact that women are weary of being treated like trash by men but then teach you to treat women like trash.

I am a woman and can confirm that this alpha (🤢) has us all figured out. Not sure which of us slipped the secret about being ancient glass goddesses… Also you’re really handsome and your content is gold. ✌🏼

“Women break like glass and never recover” we have the ability to push out an entire human being and then go back to our jobs like nothing happened, I bet this guy won’t be able to take period pain stimulator for even a minute , these type of guys are the reason why women hate and are frustrated in men , If you can’t treat me like a person you better rot in hell

“most women don’t go to therapy” women are so much more open about their mental health and going to therapy? i genuinely think that he’s confusing women with men at this point

"Goofy men are not attractive" Speak for yourself, bro. That's my favorite type of man.

“Women are very emotional” Me, a guy, who shut down for most of my life and is emotionally stunted cause of it: ah. So that’s why I sometimes just break down and cry over something from three months beforehand

" when a woman is born she is treated like a princess " Me : laughs in child abuse

That last tiktok so confidently asserting "goofy men are not attractive!" is hilarious because humor and goofiness is one of the single most reliable things to make me attracted to a man, generally but also especially with men i otherwise wouldn't have been attracted to

I love how all dating coaches and alpha males don’t have partners. Like whatever ur doing it’s obviously not working

If you want to know how women work, never ask a man.

Zay: "The Microwave age" Me: **pauses video** The Microwave age? **un-pauses video** Jarvis: The Microwave age? The ominous shadow in the corner of my room: The Microwave age? My robot plunger sidekick: The Microwave age? The main antagonist: The Microwave age?

“When a woman is born, she was already born a princess.” Me, a woman who was born into a poor and abusive household: Ayo I’m on some queen shit 👑

God, I hate the word “simp.” “Simp” is thrown around by misogynists who can’t imagine a man being nice to a woman without wanting to take her to bed to shake the sheets.

"Goofy men are not attraktiv" Me, who broke up with the last boyfriend because we couldn't goof around or laugh together: "Yes, but actually no."

It's weird because some of his advice seemed slightly encouraging (to guys that listen to him), but it was all tinged with anger and misogyny. Like, if you don't recognize misogynistic speaking, you won't know he's being misogynistic

“Goofy men aren’t funny” Zay, you wish you were half the man Goofy is and half as good as the Goofy movies

The whole "I'd rather die than be disrespected" is how you end up in prison for life 🙅

Lemme give y’all an actual good piece of advice: a “real man” is whatever you come to feel it means. For me it means sticking to my code of honor and being there for those who need me. For someone else it could just mean exist. Being a “real man” all comes down to what you feel it means

All I heard is "My momma didn't talk to me and she didn't love me and all women are like my momma."

whenever a guy addresses women as "females" I know to run far, far away... Edit: It was meant to be a joke from my own point of a view as a girl.

“Real men DIE on their principles” People who were homeschooled: guess I’ll live

No wonder people have a hard time finding good men, they've all died in their principles and to avoid disrespect

"A woman should beat you up." Don't tempt me. I have brass knuckles.

“Women are born princesses” Yes I just automatically get millions of dollars every second I breathe, I was born with three university degrees and became president of the world at the age at 2. Wow men just have it so hard, they have to work for things, unlike me

Gosh being a man seems really tough. I’m sure glad I’m not one. I mean women can read minds, we can feel others emotions, and also we can fly but we don’t like to talk about it cuz it makes men a little jealous.

Why they always say females. That's like a red flag for me, dog. Lol

"Most women aren't even in therapy!" Women everywhere, including myself: "I'm in therapy. More men need therapy" I swear.... Lol.

The whole "rather die than be disrespected" thing was lowkey triggering for me cause my dad lives by this and he is very quick to become abusive when he feels he's not being respected This man should not be allowed to have kids (let alone a gf/wife) if he thinks this way

Thank god I've been programmed to be a simp, this entire time I thought it was my fault

"Goofy men are not attractive" That's literally how I started having a crush on this guy-

Wow. Imagine being so indulged in your narcissism that you think a woman losing you is just as bad as her losing a loved one...

I love the concept of “You are poor because you’re afraid to take risks” like bitch a lot of people are poor BECAUSE they took risks. THAT IS WHY ITS CALLED A RISK

"When a woman is born, she's born on a pedestal, she's a princess." *laughs in early childhood neglect*

This man seriously tells his followers “it’s not that’s serious” and then tries to analyze inanimate objects in her everyday Instagram pictures, thinking that they’re all about him

To all the people who have suffered due to creepy alpha males, or early childhood abuse... I'm sorry... and I hope you get the things you need to feel better 💜💜

"I have a comically large degree in computer science, I can get women" Laughed too hard at this part

When women say “I hate men” or “I’m scared of men” THESE are the men we are talking about.

It’s true. Once I was hanging out with my friend and her significant other broke up with her, they were in love and this wasn’t the first time. In fact, it was the third time. My friend immediately shattered into tiny little pieces. But now she’s a mosaic so that’s cool

As someone who's been abused by men like this, I'm so happy you made this

"Women are Princess, men have to work to be Kings!" Me looking at History: Stay in school kids.😐

The fact he brought up Osama Bin Laden as a “man with principles” frightens me.

“Goofy men are not attractive” bruh that’s the best kind of man! Who wants someone who’s serious 24/7? Joking around and laughing with your partner is like the best thing ever.

And today we learned that you've gotta treat your car like you treat a woman. Treat your... women... like.... treat cars.... the.... You get the idea.

I cant wait to find out how I, a female, should work

I think this guy is so terrified of feeling loss, he will do literally anything not to feel it. Classic symptoms of childhood emotional neglect. But I'm sure he's getting therapy for it, since he pointed out how all glass women need therapy for feeling their feelings.

Okay I HATE that he's like "If no one has treated her well before, you shouldn't be the first, because she can't understand it." That makes me so sick...

I love how he says "Malcolm X and Dr. King died on their principles".... ok but last time I checked they died fighting for their freedom and equal rights... not trying to "get the right" to be rude to women for no reason

Sometimes I wonder why male writers have such a hard time writing female characters and then I remember that there are actual people out there who dont see women as people, therefore they have a hard time writing a female character as if they aren't the same as a male. The alpha male tiktok is such a weird phenomenon that I love to get a laugh out of. You can see why the guy never mentions their girl Edit 1: finally something to help me understand myself hasn't worked out to well the past years 😭 Edit 2: A lot of people misunderstood and think I believe this is the case for all male writers. Obviously not. Dont forget theres this thing called a joke 😅. Edit 3: Also I see a lot of inspiring writers having trouble and asking for help, hopefully this helps: You can go about this having this character having either sex or whatever you would like them to identify as. Such a thing can always change later unless their gender is directly tied to their character or the story in some way. What should come first is who your character is. What is their role in the story? What is their personality? How they react in a situation? How do they interact with others? If for example your writing a story where your character wants to be a hero do you know the answer to these questions? Why are they becoming a hero? What event in their life made them decide to become a hero? What is their personality? If your character would meet another character how would that interaction go? If theres a situation where a bad guy pops up and there are people in danger how is this character going to react and what do they do? What would their dialogue be? When you think of character from other series you know you know the answers to my questions as the author has done a good job of showing who this character is. Think about this character throughout the series and think what moments got me to know this character? Reflect. Hopefully this helps, I dont want to go on for to long for sake of this comments length! Try doing research on writing a character, remember sex should be a after thought! You can always change what this character identifies as after you've got to know your character! Also I suggest reading the replies, I think there are some helpful people down there.

I'm not a woman, but I can't imagine how a woman would enjoy a relationship with this guy. It would be so cold. The guy wouldn't even cuddle you? No in depth talks? No sharing feelings? It would be such a cold, souless relationship. Sure there would be sex, but sex only gets you so far in a real relationship, there has to be someting else. I hope this Zay guy gets some help and one day finds happiness with someone that he can be himself with and share who he is, because otherwise, living the life he's talking about just sounds sad, cold, and angry.

6:37 does he know that Osama bin laden had five wives😂😭and 23 kids

"I, a very logical man, never told females with my manly, rational words that I do not like cuddling. Females use their mystical emotion powers to intuit femininely that I do not like cuddling. My aggressive demeanor and the fact that I refuse all attempts to cuddle are not what clued them in. It was all moon-times chthonic magycks (which is how females spell "magic" probably, because correct spelling is related to logic, which females don't have)."

I feel so bad for any women that have interacted with this dude. There's no way to have a healthy relationship with this mindset.

"Women are programmable" Put the CS degree to work!

I read somewhere that Glass is actually stronger than stones. It's due to their fragile shape that they break, otherwise they are pretty strong.

why do i get the sense that when he says “women are born princesses” he means women who are conventionally attractive

it's true, we do in fact live in a microwave.

thought he was gonna say a woman is born a princess but a man is not so he has to work to become a princess😭😭

There's only one person that I'll let tell me how to be a man: and that's Li Shang. I'll get down to business with him any day, if you catch my drift

"Im giving answers to the test, how are u still failing!?" I will now give 3 reasons why "they are still failing" 1. The woman is a lesbian 2. The woman isn't interested 3. Zay D.E advice sucks

“Don’t take a woman seriously” yeah that’s 101 on how to lose a girl instantly. Works every time

BRB need to tell my boyfriend that he’s getting ghosted because he’s not sigma enough

When your sister is in the hospital for severe dehydration and you watch a Jarvis Johnson video to get your mind off it. 9:11 In all seriousness she fine tho. Just got an iv and went on her way.

Everytime a man calls himself an “Alpha” a new Omegaverse fanfic is added to Wattpad

I love how he says both "Don't be a simp.' and "Every women is born a princess."

I love his complete lack of realisation as he says "I keep giving everyone all my advice but when they follow it to the word they still dont get girls" And for not a single second is he capable of realising that maybe his advice is the issue

"Goofy men aren't attractive" uh I love my boyfriend because he's goofy. I thank god my bf is the exact opposite of that guy Jarvis is talking about. Toxic as hell

i’m gonna be honest i feel like we just went past the claim that the ideal men are mlk, malcolm x, and osama bin laden

How to say you're an incel without saying that you are an incel.

That guy looks like he’s never dated a single woman ever

As “a female” this was extremely insightful. Thank you Alpha Males 🙏

“Women are born princesses” “Men are not born princes or kings, they have to make themselves kings” that some major simp logic right there frfr