American Explains: How to Speak French 

I haven´t tried Pimsleur but it worked very well on some students I´ve had. I don´t know if it is because of their talent of the method itself though.

Love your videos!💚

I can not even explain how terrible this is, so much so that it’s extremely hilarious not to mention excessively funny and ludicrously creative 😂😂😂😂😂, je ne kiffe cette vidéo que trop, bien j’ai horreur de quelques accents 😂😂😂 Puisque tu parle l’arabe et l’espagnol, et pour rigoler encore un peu, tu pourrais essayer de faire dire quelques mots à quelqu’un qui ne parlerait QUE français, comme le mot désire (رغبة) avec un R à la française: غ et un R à l’espagnole: ر dans un seul mot 😂 et puis il y a aussi غربة (to live in foreign countries) or برغي (une vis que tu tournerais avec un screwdriver, مفكّ براغي ou un tourne-vis). To have fun with most western people try getting to say the work for rabbi in Levantine Arabic : حخام , most westerners don’t make the difference between ح et خ , alors avec un mot qui a les 2 😅😅😅 should be hilarious

ვიმეორებ, მაგრამ მაინც დავდებ, რომ ქართულს ვერ დაეუფლებით.

@@ingoli6907 სასიამოვნოა ამ დამარცხებულის გამოწვევა, ის მაინც სწოვს ენებს, მე შემიძლია კარგად ვლაპარაკობ ქართულად, მაგრამ ენამ ეს ვერ შეძლო. გადახედე ჩემს არხს, თუ გინდა, რომ აქ ქართულად ვლაპარაკობ

For real! Like I'm honestly super amazed by how much all the bullshit he says can actually make total sense if you don't know the language

I mean, I'm not French and I still think the sarcasm is quite evident lmao.

@@playinthegame1822LS is really fluent in sarcasm and humor, and that i say as a compliment! (even tho i have been "harassed" by his discord servers members for being swedish) (and my comment is supposed to be an agreement)

​@@deutschegeschichte4972to be fair I don't know where does Language Simp stand to define the norm of a language, and that's problematic. Saying that "iel" is one of the three pronouns for example can be taken as a joke but also as a very serious offense to some linguists who are in a describing stance rather than a normalization of a language. So with that example I couldn't tell exactly if he was joking or not (I'm also french)

​​@@GormFR Isn't iel just the equivalent of the singular they? But unlike English they it is a neologism rather than an already existing word.

As a French French person, this comment is 100% true and everything has been fact-checked

USA is the greatest country in the world for ending French slavery in Canada. Kudos to them! The only real democracy out there.

​@@1Know1tHurtsWhat the hell are you talking about?

@@Sabitha00101 Historical facts that are clearly not made up.

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bror jeg forstår ikke hvordan dere kan snakke som det, jeg snakker norsk (og noen ganger svensk) men dansk er bare umulig for meg HAHSAHSHAJSB

Danish doesn’t sound like potato in throat at all - but Norwegian has prettier spelling tho! I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know! I am also learning Danish and all other Germanic languages, and also the modern Celtic languages - and many other pretty languages! (I guess the reason why many say that Danish sounds like potatoes is, because spoken Danish isn’t easy to understand, plus it has lots of glottal stops, so maybe to most foreigners it sounds like potatoes!)

Jeg forstår det fordi jeg kan snakke Norsk som er veldig lett å lære!

Kamelåså??

​@@StoireliusSpisnigel? Flimsedon?

Not only passwords, actually, all words.

@@mentalitydesignvideo yeah, but all words in polish are wi-fi passwords

@@GIBI_SZPILORZ except BOBER

Arabic is a non-pretty language that is also impossible with unnecessarily complicated script and is never going to be a lingua franca lol - the languages of the future are Norse / Icelandic / English / Dutch / Norwegian which are the prettiest languages ever, and they are to be the universal languages in the near future, so all should be learning them fluently!

I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!

Je suis irakien. Nous apprenons français dans l'école et je veux apprendre plus français mais je ne sais pas comment. J'ai besoin d'un conseil.

​@@wolftube5793 je te conseille de regarder des vidéos sur RU-vid en français sur les sujets que tu aimes, par exemple si tu aimes jouer à un jeu en particulier tente de trouver un youtuber/streamer qui fait des vidéos/lives dessus. C'est la méthode que j'ai utilisé pour progresser en anglais. Bonne chance dans ton apprentissage de notre langue capricieuse 😁

n'utilisez pas cet video 😂c'est satirique@@wolftube5793

​@@wolftube5793Le plus difficile dans la langue française c'est la conjugaison, surtout le passé, mon premier conseil c'est de se concentrer sur le passé imparfait et composé et d'oublier, pour l'instant, les autres. Considérant que l'arabe a une origine différente du français cela peut être un peu compliqué pour vous, mais rien qui ne vous rende impossible, vous pouvez acquérir du vocabulaire avec des jeux, des films, des livres, des musique et bien de beaucoup d'autres formes

@@jhonhousthg9219 Merci beaucoup. Heureusement je suis bon en conjugaison. Maintenant, j'écoute de la musique et je comprends beaucoup des mots, mais j'ai une question, est-ce que tous les films et les chansons sont en l'accent parisien? Et comment je pourrais l'accent et est-ce que ce différe vraiment?

There are no jokes in this video, qu'est-ce que tu racontes ?

What jokes mate his teaching so, aitre serious

in most exemples he used the gigachad versions of french found outside of france ( quebec, belgium ) which is highly triggering to the beta arrogant french

I mean it's a little satirical but most of what he's saying is correct

It's probably more of the french culture that helps you get the jokes than the language.

i agree

I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!

Most french people don't speak french but eat a lot of baguettes and croissants to make it up

@@Mad_madeleine real

what if I told you that "preservatif" means cøndom

fr

I also loved the nous, take off us, swap the letters 😂

Well, the masculine word is « un homm »

Actually that's one of the things that make sense in French. _Chien_ is a male dog, _chienne_ is female dog, _chat_ is a male cat, _chatte_ is a female cat, _chiot_ is a male puppy, _chiotte..._

Reminds me of how the word "Masculinity" (Masculinidade) is feminine in Portuguese.

@@xouxoful 😂😂😂😂

​@@gabor6259😂

That’s not triggering but hilarious ! He knows his stuff.

Please tell me this is a joke...

That "French" slang is from African / Arabic immigrants, it's not French.

It must be a joke 😭

pls tell us you’re joking

bågêtè

Weah fréro

MDRR

I had never considered before, just listening to a french word

POV: You're American.

@@thisisabsurd.lawfulevil9922Unbelievably, most of this guy’s audience is American!

Fait trop chier ton commentaire, il n'apprends plus le français, tu voulais dire un vrai truc mais t'as fini par rien dire en fait

'Quosser tu veut ducon @@ejovo

You're wrong, he's terrible in french, that's what is funny.

That's the best language ever! Chinese rocks. I love the scribbling that plays with my mind whenever I'm trying to write it down.

Chinese languages sound really non-pretty due to the tones, but honestly, Japanese is way non-prettier than Chinese, as most Japanese words are embarrassingly funny with combinations of letters that aren’t good at all and repetition of the same syllable!

I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!

it is indeed one of the ugliest languages

Chinese languages are not ugly they're just funny because of the tone-based pronunciation. Vietnamese is at a whole other level tho it's so wacky

I just translated that and glad I didn't show anybody the French I just learned 😂

​@@grave8590modnoc (spell it backwards and that's what it means)

Someone needs to show LS Skånska

Well, I believe it was the first non-native language he learned, even before Russian

ass?

​@@MeblIkeaMec c du verlan as, c cringe ke tue le compron pa

@@MeblIkea it's de verlan for "ça"

@@hippowannabe1890 yo ass

I had to learn German and I deeply regret that I didn’t put more effort into my learning. At that age it was hard to tell myself that if I did things correctly I could go out of school with a decent level of German, but what a wasted opportunity in retrospect :( if you have any interest for French, try to get as fluent as possible whilst you can. It’s harder later on in life

Also: I find it cool that you know of the difference between these numbers (as a septante&nonante user :))

I think he just laid out a complete minefield for the French linguistic community specifically those that watch his videos… like when he was talking about verlan I was losing my mind

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Sure. Why not?

I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!

I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!

Oui Oui