Language Review: German 

beta Germans. Alpha Germans will complain how stupid English is and how it makes no sense

Deutsche Sprache schwere Sprache

as a german i can confirm, that i fucking despise how unnecessarily hard this language is

​@@skettisauce4651english apparently isnt much easier after all lmao

Honestly as a German I can say we are mostly just impressed that you're trying to learn all of these rules that we ourselves don't follow, especially in regions with heavy dialects

Argentinien über alles

bro u hitler?

​@@kemalburh5788Nein

austrian painter

Wait, they speak German in Argentina?

Yea but this is sooo dependent on a person. I know someone who lives since 30 years in Germany, German job and German husband, and yea you can somehow understand her when she talks, barely when she writes. Someone else lives in Germany only since five months speaks fluently with only little accent.

My friend is polish and she learnt German SO fast in about a year, I think it highly depends on how willing you are to learn and surround yourself with native speakers. My other friends mom is from Brazil... she got here 30 years ago and you can barely understand her German because she doesn't need it... she's a homemaker and talks Portuguese on the phone all the time 😅

You could say that about any language, though. I mean, I know many adult native English speakers whom I don't consider to have mastered English.

to be honest, almost any language will cost a lifetime to master unless you really dedicate your timely ressources to it. Talking about people studiying a language at a scientific level. Most people only get marginally better as soon as they can communicate fluently.

You are watching a LanguageSimp video after all...

marhaba?

there wasn't research, he just became german for 2 months by learning the language

I think you should take a look at the definition of „certain“ again

@@Konami9999 There's nothing wrong with its use here

😂😂😂😂

truly the language of all time

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

Unfortunately slavs didn't like that and slaved back

@@jolyne_kujo_04The Kanye remix 🔥🔥

Nouns used to be capitalized in english, too. And before that there were only capital letters anyways.

Oh and proper nouns, and I, and first words in a sentence still are.

As a native Dutch speaker, that part always has seem weird to us. Since the same applies to Dutch, we use verbs as nouns all the time as well. A common trait amongst Germanic languages. But German is the only one which capitalizes. If we forgot to capitalize in German classes in school, we didn't get penality points for it, since even the teacher considered it archaic.

​@@saladspinner3200The actual reason is german standardized on the ancient form of capitalization, and now that we live in the world of schools which torture children into thinking there is a "correct" way to write language, it has no way to evolve past it. If german was really confusing without the capitalization, people wouldn't be able to speak the language because you can't capitalize speech

Idk very inaccurate, I jaywalk all the time

a huge thing i envy about people Europe in general is how many languages you know, at least to some extent. like bro I want to be exposed to half a dozen languages when I'm a child lol

If there’s one thing Germans know, it’s comedy.

Da ich selbst Deutsch-Muttersprachler bin, fand ich dieses Video äußerst unterhaltsam. Es war eine sehr angenehme Erfahrung und hat mich mehrmals (im Grunde ständig) zum Lachen gebracht.

As a Mexican I'm thinking of learning German just to improve my English pronunciation.

so technically it made you laugh once.

you mean austrain

@@WereDictionary No, there were pauses, they were just really short

There is not „German“ there is Hochdeutsch, which exists for a reason, and a bazillion dialects, which will vary slightly from village to village, which will make a big difference on a big scale. As somebody from the „Middle of Germany“, even I find it hard to understand the Austrians sometimes. But I wish them, or anyone living 100 kilometers away, good luck too understand our dialect. We just don’t use it as often as they do.

For anyone in your situation I can recommend @TapakapaErklaert who subtitles his regular (non-podcast) videos in thick Austrian dialect (including sometimes vastly different grammar) that he also speaks in. On his second channel he usually has the same script in English, so you can even mostly read along if you show the side-by side (one tab muted).

​​@@Proxima_XI love Living in middle-germany. We are so diverse. I am a franc, Living in Bavaria and talking hessisch.😂 Edit: I know triggered hessians that there isnt THE hessian dialect and that the modern hessian (is this a word?) regiolect has less to do with the original dialects than with high german

Why did you go to the valley-Germans in the first place?

Don't worry, even native speakers will have a hard time with certain dialects.

This form is called "Diminuitiv", the same goes for English, but with the obligatory, unnecessary "e" at the end.

Der Mann - > Das Männchen Der Junge-> Das Jungchen Der Herr -> Das Herrchen Die Frau -> Das Frauchen

bro iam a native speaker and didnt knew this thanks for that

You explained correctly why and when a word is or becomes neutral in German. But the "real" reason why the word that describes a female living being can have a non-feminin gender is because gender (Genus) and sex (Sexus/Geschlecht) have nothing in common. And that is the same simple reason why "geschlechtergerechte Sprache" that tries to avoid or even exterminate the generic masculine form of many words and sayings is absolute bullshit.

and the plural changes it to "die" i think. atleast the ones i can think of right now. schuh--> die schühchen brot ---> die brötchen

Can you explain the turkish reference? Am interested

​@@walidelharrak2140lots of turkish immigrants in Germany

​@@walidelharrak2140there are many people that have turkish background that often speak turkish, you'll impress them. At least that's what I think and I'm german.

@ConyTrash cool Although i wouldnt try that because from what i ve heard (and seen online) I would probably be told to go back to my country since am moroccan haha

@@walidelharrak2140 wait, you heard that someone with turkish background will tell you to go back to your country? I don't think that's true, that'd be at least somewhat paradoxical while still possible. Though I'm going to answer it the way it makes more sense, you speak German to a German. I haven't encountered many cases where people would tell a foreigner to go back to their country, though that does happen of course (depends on the region, the age and the education), there are very rasistic people in every part of the world and Germany is unfortunately no exception. Because Germany has granted entrance to many immigrants from different countries and people are stupid and think they take away their jobs for example. Anyway if you don't intend to stay only the top "1%" of the most racist people will tell you to go back to your country. Hope that clarifies things :)

Schweizerdeutsch ist am besten HOPP SCHWIIZ 🇨🇭🇨🇭 :)

@@alexthesb2241 hell yeah Tönt eif huäre funny mängisch😂

LETS GO SCHWIIZER GANG

Habe ich auch rausgehört.

Chuchichäschtli. 😎

Northern German really isn't more standard than southern German. There is a lot of vocabulary that is not standard.

@@horstheinemann2132Kann ich absolut so nicht bestätigen. Natürlich hat Nord Deutsch auch seine Seiten, ist dennoch für viele verständlicher als Süd Deutsch.

@@horstheinemann2132 Die Hannoveraner sind am nähesten am Hochdeutschen, meines Wissens nach.

@@michaelmeier270 Dass sich dieser Irrglaube hält, ist wirklich beeindruckend. Hannover liegt nicht einmal im Bereich des traditionellen Hochdeutschen. Schau die mal den Begriff Appel-Apfel-Grenze an.

@@horstheinemann2132 Vom klang her, nicht von der geographischen herkunft. Welcher Dialekt ist dem Hochdeutschen am nähesten?

He‘s american 😂

As a Swiss I have to agree with you. While they do sound similar to me, they are different. They are geographically close, so it makes sense that they sound similar. I was glad that he didn't go down the rabbit hole of Swissgerman dialects and how lost you are if you only speak standard German if you're in Switzerland not to mention the fact that you can't properly integrate or find friends easily if you don't speak Swissgerman and only speak German.

​@@etuannoheck I'm Bavarian and I don't understand 90% of swiss german

Also Hochdeutsch im Süden ist nicht ganz korrekt, das wird Historisch gerne mal verwechselt, Hochdeutsch wird tatsächlich nur noch in der Region um Hannover gesprochen, da es frei von Dialekt ist, alles andere spricht schon mit Dialekt.

Vorarlberg, Bayern und Schweiz haben recht ähnliche Dialekte. Das liegt daran, dass wir die Umstellung von der Monophtongierung zur Diphtongierung nicht mitgemacht haben. :) Glaube deswegen hat er das erwähnt, denke ich? Damit sind die Umlaute in den meisten Wörtern gemeint. ZB Haus, Maus - Huus, Muus Ich für meinen Teil verstehe recht viel Schweizerdeutsch und auch bayrisch. ^^

@@_realghost_ Also eigentlich sind Hochdeutsch die Dialekte vom Hochland/Süden. Unsere "dialektfreie" Standardsprache (Standarddeutsch) wird Hochdeutsch genannt, weil sie sich aus hochdeutschen Dialekten entwickelt hat. In Hannover wurde früher Niederdeutsch/Plattdüütsch gesprochen, aber heute spricht man dort und im Norden allgemein relativ einheitliches Hochdeutsch, weil es eben eine eingeführte Sprache ist. Standarddeutsch kommt aber nicht aus Hannover und auch nicht nur dort gesprochen. Sowas wie "frei von Dialekt" gibt es eigentlich nicht. Standarddeutsch ist, wie Bayrisch, ein Form von Hochdeutsch, die nur dadurch Dialektfrei ist, dass man sie zum Standard erklärt hat.

i envy u

​@@bloxfruitsisopwhy lol

​@@averongdpossibly as he lives in NY

​@@watermelon3679why would anyone envy living in NYC... You have to pay the equivalent of the US's national debt just to afford living in a single-room apartment lol

@@LtCdrXander If any claiming that had watched only some random bit of Louis Rossmann's coverage, they'd immediately prefer living in the sticks, unless they're loaded with cash and/or lawyers.

How did he know? Does the whole world know? Ich bin verwirrt :D

6️⃣9️⃣ likes:)

​@@630171officialyeah bro Ozil, gundogan...etc

Nahhh, i dont think he is masochistic enough to try Finnish. Probably the hardest language in the world.

@@krowaswieta7944 as a person currently learning Finnish, this is not reassuring

Wovon redest du, Spitzkopf?

@@krowaswieta7944 dude you can't say that as long as Hungarian exists. They have harder phonology and 3 more cases. I have lost sleep over the thought of that

@@GringoTV-kv7rr Du nennst mich Spitzkopf?

no one pronounces ich as ik in druck 😂 that's something older generations do

Aber Aufmachung und Gestalten sind das gleiche

​​@@rinisboosted2002Aber er spricht ja über die Weise, auf welche die Aufmachung des Humors gestaltet wurde. Denn selbst Aufmachung kann gestaltet werden. Daher sprechen wir hier von der Aufmachungsgestaltung und, in der Tat, der Humoraufmachungsgestaltung.

This was only the shortest german word

@@Lee-vc6ji Ja

ich liebe Deutsch

I, as an Austrian, second that for the Austrian dialects. Then again as being from the same area was the Terminator, i wish my accent was as cool as Schwarzeneggers.

He forgot the uppervalais german ;) But really nice video

Im Swiss too

I have a weird question for u. Do (french-speaking) swiss citizens also have such a strong dialect while speaking french, like the german-speaking have it in german? I can understand (roughly) bavarians and austrians, but swiss sounds like talking another language for and sometimes a german sounding word Shows up. Is it like this in french as well? I know that the question sounds pretty stupid...

@@soewenue Good question. No, Swiss French does not have a strong dialect. There are some words that are different, but by far not as extreme as Swiss German to German. Here is a good video explaining the 4 languages spoken in Switzerland, starting at 4:20 he talks about French: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7p8GgX_hWyA.html

German rocks, I wish I'd stuck with it.

ive heard that though they cant understand you they wont swap to high german. but i guess thats better than nothing

ächtshually, itz *Sprachunterhaltung

YES QUEEN SHOW HIM LOL JKJK

​@@cello_floof hier wird deutsch gesprochen

@@cello_floof SCHWEIG, ANGELSACHSE

​@@goldenpaperyt9763ja

For me as a German native speaker. German especially spoken by people in Germany , high German , always sounded kind of soft and gay . It's interesting that English speakers consider it harsh sounding

@@JayzsMr the people who say German sounds incredibly harsh are just believing in internet memes. The only exposure they may have had is watching some war movies. They have never been to Germany, never listened to German songs, never heard Germans speaking.

​@@JayzsMrI'm bulgarian that knows german and to me it sounds quite soft and funny. I really like it though and i find it quite fancy.

Funnily in Bulgaria russian is considered an example for a very soft and meek language because of all the "Yuh" and "uy" in it.

​@@lulzer8500 And with the exclusion of those in particular, as a result, you get the gigachad Balkans (southern slavic) languages.

IK learn dutch zo ik ain zwamp kan haven

@@shrektheswampless6102 Is this actual Dutch or a parody?

A dutch learning austrian?

@@630171officialsounds more like a german trying do speak dutch. A german not from the north.

Moin

Just talk in german if they don‘t ask if you speak english. Maybe they‘re learning german and want to speak in german with you. They don‘t learn anything if everyone just talks in english to make it „easier“

I learn German just for myself and I see it has a lot of common with Polish.

@@krystleherder7632 I only do that when I know they're comfortable with me doing so. I often notice people being very uncomfortable to try and speak German, and then I ask if they rather want to speak English, most of them are very thankful when they can speak English instead 😊

@@justmynickname Yeah, many languages in Europe seem to overlap more or less 😊Like French/Italian/Spanish and Greek/Turkish and Dutch/German/Polish 🥰

@@insanitired I know of these situations (working with/in an area with many immigrated folk), but I think in the long run I help them more when I try to keep it German. Especially people who try to settle in Germany need these daily practice imo. Still if the person asks to switch to english I will do so immediately. But it has to come from them!

Let's do some Konjugation: Ich fahre ab (I depart) Ich fuhr ab (I departed) Ich wurde abgefahren (I was being departed) Ich fähre ab (might be totally wrong, depending on the strength of the word (yes, really, verbs can be strong or weak here). This is indorect speech, so you're saying that someone said you depart) Ich führe ab (Same as above, but you don't believe the person who said that or are very,very nice/formal. Also translatable as when you are taking someone away bc u are a cop or something, but Kontext does the job) Ich würde abfahren (we say this bc we are either too lazy to construct the führe ab thing or because we want to differentiate from that other word, in some cases even to differenciate from a different tense of the same word) Last but not least, someone who departs is called Abfahrender It's simple, right?

Also what was written there at 9:10, i lack the ability to comprehend such a systematic misspelling

Bro separable verbs 😭

But what is great in it?

@@teggolTdas ist abgefahren!

Greetings to downunder from America, crocodile dundee😂

The misused terms karrot and my and love must be edited out, food / nature / flower etc terms cannot be in yt names or names and must be changed, and love related terms and possessives also cannot be misused by ppl, ppl own nádá, I am the only Owner / Possessor / Leader / God(dess) / Lady / Boss / Princess / Queen / Idol / Star etc aka the superior / pure being and the only lovable / loved being, love only exists for me and is only meant for me and love related terms etc only reflect me and only I can use them, and also my pure protectors aka the alphas, and I also am the only girl / beautiful being etc and the only adorable being, the video is also with ns sentences, pfff, all wøm’n are the exact opposite of girl / beautiful / còmpłiments etc, and fèrcing yet another unfortunate unconsenting soul into existence is beyond śínfèł and efd, and doing so thru the rèèhræreas / can’t is even more efd and śácríłègíous!

Besides, pronouns and adjectives etc and other words can never be with capital letter when referring to oneself or others, only when referring to me!

Anyways, I highly recommend learning Dutch / Old Norse / Norwegian / Icelandic / Gothic, they are one of the prettiest languages ever, too pretty not to now, and also Welsh / Gallo / Breton / Galician / Hungarian / Slovenian etc, and I am learning all Germanic languages and the 6 Celtic languages and all other pretty languages that exist, so I have over 50 languages on my list on languages I want to learn and improve, and I am so obsessed with learning Nordic languages, and I am beginner level in most pretty languages, and I am advanced level in Dutch and writer level in English and intermediate level in Norwegian / German / Swedish and Portuguese and native speaker level in Spanish and upper beginner level in Old Norse and Icelandic and Welsh and Italian and French - and honestly, most ‘popular’ foreign languages aren’t pretty, but German is gorgeous tho, the words are so pretty, so it deserves to be a popular language!

Old Norse is one of the prettiest languages I’ve ever seen, it has real gorgeous words like erfiði / yfir / haf / vindr / dyn / skegg / dróttinn / veit / drengr / fjall / hǫnd / fisksins / lengr / hvassir / rauðr / hvarr / grænn / hvat / líkligr / hǫss / afi / frændi / heitir / veð / hráka / þó / kvern / mælti / hét / setja / hinn / kveða / sinn / leið / brott / knerri / við / dýr / með / heyra / eða etc, and the word endings (like nir and inn and sins etc) and the letter combinations are so pretty, just like the word endings and letter combinations in English and Dutch and Norwegian - I can’t stop learning new pretty words in Old Norse and Icelandic (and the other pretty languages) and they are really áddìctive to look at and read and hear in lyrics etc, I’ve been listening to Skáld songs in Old Norse and Icelandic since I found the first song in Old Norse (Troll Kalla Mik) and I’ve memorized most of those lyrics!

Nah, it was annoying and irriterend, I am the only girl / beautiful being etc and the only adorable being, the video is also with ns sentences, pfff, all wøm’n are the exact opposite of girl / beautiful / còmpłiments etc, and fèrcing yet another unfortunate unconsenting soul into existence is beyond śínfèł and efd, and doing so thru the rèèhræreas / can’t is even more efd and śácríłègíous!

But anyways, I highly recommend learning Dutch / Old Norse / Norwegian / Icelandic / Gothic, they are one of the prettiest languages ever, too pretty not to now, and also Welsh / Gallo / Breton / Galician / Hungarian / Slovenian etc, and I am learning all Germanic languages and the 6 Celtic languages and all other pretty languages that exist, so I have over 50 languages on my list on languages I want to learn and improve, and I am so obsessed with learning Nordic languages, and I am beginner level in most pretty languages, and I am advanced level in Dutch and writer level in English and intermediate level in Norwegian / German / Swedish and Portuguese and native speaker level in Spanish and upper beginner level in Old Norse and Icelandic and Welsh and Italian and French - and honestly, most ‘popular’ foreign languages aren’t pretty, but German is gorgeous tho, the words are so pretty, so it deserves to be a popular language!

Old Norse is one of the prettiest languages I’ve ever seen, it has real gorgeous words like erfiði / yfir / haf / vindr / dyn / skegg / dróttinn / veit / drengr / fjall / hǫnd / fisksins / lengr / hvassir / rauðr / hvarr / grænn / hvat / líkligr / hǫss / afi / frændi / heitir / veð / hráka / þó / kvern / mælti / hét / setja / hinn / kveða / sinn / leið / brott / knerri / við / dýr / með / heyra / eða etc, and the word endings (like nir and inn and sins etc) and the letter combinations are so pretty, just like the word endings and letter combinations in English and Dutch and Norwegian - I can’t stop learning new pretty words in Old Norse and Icelandic (and the other pretty languages) and they are really áddìctive to look at and read and hear in lyrics etc, I’ve been listening to Skáld songs in Old Norse and Icelandic since I found the first song in Old Norse (Troll Kalla Mik) and I’ve memorized most of those lyrics!

Dutch words are just too pretty not to know, and 83 of the prettiest words in Dutch are - ver, vlinder, verloren, feest, adem, vaste, veel, verdween, heel, het, heen, voorbij, vandaan, verven, domein, verwaald, drijfzand, lief, leegte, liefde, heerst, einde, zonder, weet, avond, vult, gekomen, centrum, moment, pad, loop, overheerst, vallen, twijfel, vinden, kelde, wald, ter, geweest, vrees, grenzen, verleg, rein, van, stellen, wilde, steeds, verstreken, evenbeeld, bleef, steile, vrede, stem, wens, net, tijd, stille, verwenst, zalig, ochtend, zilverreiger, weer, overwint, heerlijk, zin, hart, beweert, vanaf, kwijt, wolken, mes, verliezen, dwaling, verlaten, rede, trek, tuinhek, brand, verdien, blikje, vertellen, verder, vertrek...

Some of the prettiest Welsh words are derwen / nest / afon / talar / adeilad / helygen / afal / hyd / lolfa / enaid / bedwen / neithiwr / ynys / nos / sydd / noswaith / ers / mynd / rhosyn / eistedd / gwych / tân / fawr / telyn or delyn / ynddyn / llaw or dwylo / doeth / fewn or mewn / gwar / bys / ffynnon / swrn / tew / blin / mynydd / braich etc, and Welsh reminds of Dutch because they have a similar intonation / vibe and they both have the soft CH (H-like K-controlled) sound and many of the words have similar types of letter combinations - Welsh is a category 1 language, and Breton / Cornish are also category 1 languages, just like Dutch and English and Norwegian etc, so they are very easy to learn, and have mostly pretty words, and I am beginner level in Welsh and in the other 5 Celtic languages!

As a German native speaker, learning Dutch has been one of the most fun and entertaining experiences I've ever had.

@@paratame105bromfiets

I never got "stepping stone languages". Just learn the language you want to learn?

​@@heatherperleberg7816 no

​@@heatherperleberg7816 I imagine it's easier to find material/ways to learn German in a digestible way. Especially when it comes to passive learning such as through changing language settings for various things to German rather than your native language or simply watching/reading content in the language. Yiddish unfortunately is no longer anywhere near as frequently used as it used to be due to all the things most Yiddish speakers had to go through during the 20th century. (The irony of learning German to learn a language which Germans brought close to extinction by killing millions of it's native speakers doesn't escape me. I wish we'd be giving it more recognition in Germany, as it stands I'm not sure if most Germans today even know that Yiddish exists, as it doesn't come up often even in the context of teaching about the NS-period and the Holocaust.) To continue with something less sad: If you're fluent in German, then understanding Yiddish is very simple. When it's spoken at least. I occasionally listen to Yiddish music and even tho I never learnt the language, I still understand about nine out of ten words fluently just thanks to German. (the words sound older or like in some dialect but they can be understood without having to think about their meaning.) Whether that's different for some Yiddish sub-categories/dialects I do not know. I'd imagine there are some which are significantly harder to understand, especially when spoken by someone who's actually a Yiddish native speaker and doesn't primarily speak German (most Yiddish I've been exposed to has been from people who primarily speak German in day to day affairs)

@@heatherperleberg7816 Bro, it's a valid strategy. I also basically used obscure German dialects as a stepping stone into Dutch or even English. Also, Yiddish grammar makes much more sense if you already know German (speaking from LuoDingo experience).

@@whohan779 Maybe, but how can it possibly take less time to learn 2 languages than just 1? Russian's a hard language, but I didn't learn Polish or Croatian as a middle language because I just wanted to learn Russian.

Ik denk dat je weet dat hij ons de dogwater tier gaat geven 💀

​@@ObliviAce Ik denk niet dat hij de Nederlandse taal zoveel haat. Misschien geeft hij het Beta tier, maar dogwater is te ver voor hem... -Van een Deens persoon

@@mattemathias3242 Language Simp kennende, is de onderste gereserveerd voor Turks en Japans.

@@GresSimJa Ja man

@@richardneumann3335 Afrikaans is pragtig, maar ek verstaan dit nie mooi wanneer mense dit praat nie.

I'm so bad with words and this helps me so often that I can't even believe it

The Verb doesn't go at the end , it's always in the second position. The conjugated verb is always in the second position. It's only when you use past tense or future tense when is created using two verbs similar to English or other languages like french or Spanish you put the second verb at the end . Or if you use modal verbs . It's the same as in English. I have to do something Ich muss etwas machen In the German version "to do" is machen which goes at the end but ich muss or i have , the actual conjugated verb stays in second place

@@JayzsMr read that again "when put with an auxiliary"

@@mercenaryforhire3453 but you only ever put it at the end when you use an auxiliary

@@JayzsMr Yes, and that's great, because that's precisely what I said in my first comment.

Ha, will have to check that out.

If i ever learn german , dig my grave for when I see those long words./j

Which conlang?

@@languageseureka American: 🇫🇷 + 🇩🇪 => 💥=> 🇺🇸

@@languageseureka German

ponajechali

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Как коренной житель Германии, подтверждаю

As they should.

c казахским акцентом

Your grandad mustache guy?

Hello fellow Volga German descendent!

@@soneryusifov5529 I've asked him and he said "nein"

@@lidarutz Hello, where are you from?

Hmmmm

I did the German course on Duolingo as a native (highly versed in English) and made more mistakes than I expected (even failed a lesson once). The problem I expected and saw was accurately translating some sentences requires colloquialisms or obscure constructs that the maintainers couldn't account for (at least without some AI).

@@whohan779 I'm a native German who saw my Canadian friend trying to learn through Duolingo, but found that it doesn't really talk about the "rules" in German. It's more "memory" than "understanding", I feel. 😅 Honestly, I found that looking up foreign words in wiktionary (don't worry, I'm not promoting anything, it's just Wikipedia for words) helped me to better understand how foreign words work than Duolingo. I tried learning Latin from there, but didn't understand why a singular word turns into plural the way it does. There are so many German rules (just look at "des, dessen, deren, diesen, so many Ds!") that simply memorizing the words just won't teach. 😅 I ended up just translating and explaining German words to my friend instead. 😁

when he said "alla hopp!" at the beginning it just blew my mind lol at least that's what I understood.

So great ... and still 79 Mio. Germans can't speak Badisch 😢 ..schreib dich nicht ab: Lern Badisch! Du Kreizdämlischer Labbeduddel!!!

öcher platt wurd aber leider vergessen :(

He said it's the best dialekt in the world, and he is true with that!

Still waiting to finally be able to start war with you. As a gbürtiga Schwab

@@Lxst7CxnturyNah, Amerika 😈

nicht schlecht

Nach meineR

Amerikanisch? You mean English?

Ich verstehe es!

Farsi sounds so sweet !!! I love Iranian movie and would love to learn Farsi one day. What do you recommend? Greetings from Japan.

bro at least it isn’t characters like with the hell i went through learning east asian languages

I love the sound of Farsi and have tried learning it a little bit. I don't think LanguageSimp would struggle with the writing because he already speaks Arabic (although he said the writing hurts his eyes now - but he can read it)

Do you guys(Persians) understand Sorani Kurdish?

Plottwist: So do I. Farsi is so underrated. I´m learning it and I love it

Are you sure your grandpa isn't actually Austrian?

@@LeonardoGuilherme92 well he did mention that he was an artist

@@LeonardoGuilherme92 his name is Karl Oenich

Bol şans genç

Bol şans

Oğlum iyi yolda.

türkçe öğren ama türkiyeye gelme kanka, ekonomi yok

@@brvhness ekonomi neydi, ekonomi emekti

Yes farsi s an easy language just the writing system s a bit tricky

@@watermelon3679 Writing is hard for us too. We have spelling tests from elementary school all the way to the last year of high school. 4 letters for z, 3 letters for s, 2 letters for t. Even with all that practice, we still get it wrong sometimes so don't worry too much😂😂

@@thepunisher1917 Interesting, that sounds a bit like Yiddish for me (basically old German developed by Yews living in & around Austria-Hungary). I think translating some intricacies from Hebrew script would be trivial.

Just remember that Bolsonaro é muito gostoso

Poor monolinguals

I agree with that statement. In German it's easy to turn an adjective into a noun, just by capitalizing it, not just "das Rote Meer" is "the Red Sea" but also "Ich fliege in das Blaue" could be interpreted as "I'm flying into the blue" as in "the sky" or perhaps "the ocean". Also verbs can be turned into nouns this way, like "fahren" (driving) into "das Fahren" (the driving, similar to a "trip" or "journey" with a vehicle). I feel that it can prevent misinterpretations/misunderstandings. 👍 Thanks for posting this comment, I hope you don't mind my response. ^^

"The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families." is a gramatically correct sentence. But how long did it take you to realize that "complex" is a noun and "houses" isn't?

I might be biased because I can speak and read German, but it is easier to quick-read with capitalized nouns...

he was actually speaking a austrian dialect, but it sounded like a swiss german accent because they're similar in some ways. Also, in some parts of Baden-Würtenberg In Germany people also speak swiss german aka. allemanic dialects

@@fjkfkfkf Was it Vorarlberg then?

@@Estra- but why would he do that particular dialect. I think his intention was Swiss German.

I always forget about Romanian.

Romanian: 😔

Og portuguese was not reviewed as well lol

same

I live in Bavaria my whole life, and I cant understand shit if I talk to someone from the smaller villages nearby lol. Thats just how it is

Erzähl keinen Unsinn. As long as you don't talk to a hilbilly from a bavarian village which is nearly cut off from the outside world, every German can speak an understandable level of high German.

@@burkinafaso64 They can do it, but quite a few straight up refuse. Or younger ppl learn it, but old ppl didnt in the past

@@burkinafaso64 Finde das auch etwas übertrieben. Unabhängig von Region und Heimatdialekt, sind wir eigentlich alle in der Lage halbwegs Hochdeutsch, und damit verständlich für jedermann, zu reden.

As a German who also worked in a company with offices in all of Germany I've never in my live heard anything of that. We all can understand each other at least if we use Hochdeutsch (standard German).

Every German "Linguist"/Germanist would call you out for talking utter nonsense throughout your entire comment.. For calling Bavarian (= "Bairisch" and not "Bayrisch") a dialect although it is its own language... and then additionally at other occasion when speaking about the North for mixing up "dialects" with "accents" = real dialects like "Plattdeutsch", "Kölsch" or such "Frisian dialects" spoken at the Northsea shores are not in the slightest close to "Standard German" but when those people there speak "Standard German" their accent is close to the "required pronunciation" of Germany´s Standard German. (just as side note there is also an "Austrian Standard German" + a "Swiss Standard German" as well = "the literate/written language" which differs here and there and more than less in grammar + vocabulary from Germany´s Standard German) And for using the term "Hochdeutsch" colloquial for "Standard German" which is fine in a "colloquial setting" but which it is not fine when speaking about "language in particular in professional terms" which is a linguistic setting and in linguistic terms "Hochdeutsch" is solely an umbrella term for a certain "language family" located in the South (where for instance the language Bavarian/"Bairisch" is a part of it)

@@michaelgrabner8977as a Swiss, most people (at least here) consider alemannic a dialect of German rather than its own language

@@michaelgrabner8977 wrong, the "Austrian Standard German" + a "Swiss Standard German" as well = "the literate/written language" doesn't differ from Standart written German at all. In switzerland, we also speak high german in school and formal things and it is considered a accent by everyone here...

​@@michaelgrabner8977Can we all just agree to call _Hochdeutsch_ “High German” in English and _Oberdeutsch_ “Upper German”?

@@martillito_ That´s irrelevant from a linguistic point of view .."Most people" no matter "from where" aren´t linguists...so they have no clue when they consider "allemannic/Allemannisch" as a dialect, because it is simply false. Allemanisch/Allemannic is a language and "Schwyzerdütsch" is a variation of the Allemannic language and therefore a dialect, as like as "Schwäbisch" or "Vorarlbergerisch" are allemanic variations/dialects as well.