American Makes An English Breakfast | Brittany Broski 

“British people stole all those spices and don’t use any” LMAO

POV: you’re visiting Brittany for breakfast and you’re kind of in her way

Her holding up a red tomato "It's so brown and green" and then Stanley hitting us with a color blind test is peak comedy.

“so you stole all those spices and you don’t use them” BRITTANY NO

for me British and southern are on two different ends of the spectrum and yet you somehow manage to be both

Brittany: making a full English breakfast Also Brittany: I forgot that I don't like baked beans Also Brittany: I also forgot I don't like mushrooms Also Brittany: I also forgot I don't like eggs

I’m suing for emotional damage after seeing that ‘fried egg’

I'm floored by how decent your English accent is. Normally when I hear Americans attempt our accent it's a total car crash.

As a British woman I can say that the amount of chaos whilst cooking the full English is offensively accurate

When she said ‘I think I have a binge eating disorder that’s undiagnosed’. I felt that spiritually.

imagine if everyone had to cook with the irrational fear that gordon ramsay is going to break into your house in minutes of you making any meal to consume it

not me shaking in my personal finance class trying not to bust out laughing from “Jimmy Dean, what’s in your wallet?”

“Jimmy Dean - why is there a sausage in your wallet?” I laughed so hard I had to turn the video off and try again after 5 minutes

I love how Brittany's real last name is actually Tomlinson, meaning her heritage is part British, yet she's still a Southern Woman™.

actually watching this a being someone raised in the uk this is pure comedy. so out of the realm of average british life. this would be more british if you skipped all but the toast n beans. go girl give us upper middle class realness. also that egg made me cry what the fuck love you babes x

This is the wholesomeness of JennaMarbles but the kitchen energy of Julien Solimita WHILE Jenna is trying to cook.

“I don’t like mushrooms” *uses CANNED mushrooms*

“I hate baked beans” “I hate mushrooms” “I hate eggs” “𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠“

PLSSS IM DYING WATCHING HER STRUGGLE TO GET THE BITE ON THE FORK AT 13:02

You know Britanny’s videos are off to a great start when she says “should I just go for it? I’m not gonna look it up”

Everytime she bumps into the camera i feel like im being pushed in the highschool lunch line

“British people stole all those spices and doesn’t use them” The best line I have ever heard

the way you said “LACTOSE INTOLERANT” at 10:17 has me rolling 😂😂😂😂😭😭

i love that shes making a full english breakfast at 1:30pm lol

“British people stole all those spices and don’t use any of them.” THE WAY I LAUGHED THATS THE SECOND TIME I HEAR THIS STATEMENT THIS WEEK.

her talking to us like we’re actually there with her like “don’t look” makes me so happy 🥺 I just feel included.

Britney: hates eggs, mushrooms, beans Also Britney: I’m gonna make a full English!

When she told the bacon "you're being loud for no reason, stop", I felt that in my soul.

As a British “person” you’re the only American who does a valid English accent

“I’m gonna make a full English breakfast.” “I don’t know how to fry an egg.” GIRL HUH????

Hates eggs, mushrooms, and beans… but voluntarily makes an English breakfast. This is why we love this woman😂😂😂

You talking about the Earl grey was literally princess Diana’s voice 😂😂

“good thing I’m making a vegan breakfast” *sausage sizzling intensifies*

brittany having an egg pan but also not knowing how to make a fried egg is a sort of wonderful chaos

Brittany should try a full Irish breakfast bc i think there’s no beans or mushrooms but hash browns instead

Omg, you even did the disgusting fried tomato that no one ever likes! Super accurate, well done!! 👍

summary: Brittany makes a huge breakfast of things she mostly dislike. love it. here for it. proceed.

Brittany: “MOVE” Me: “Okay damn sorry”

i felt so seen when she said ‘call it scran’, i love north east representation, cheers hen!

12:14 my art teacher lookin at my drawing like-

“Look at this tomato it’s so round and green” The red tomato: 👁👄👁

“British people stole all those spices and like... don’t use any of them.” 💀

I've been eating Korean and Japanese style breakfast lately and I gotta say it makes me feel great! I'm a tad gluten intolerant and I had troubles finding alternatives for breakfast and MAN. Good stuff.

I’m going through a terrible breakup , haven’t had the energy to do quite anything and feel at an all time low but binging Brittany’s videos is genuinely the only thing that has brought me to laugh out loud and feel happy. You’re such a special person who’s personality was made to bring smiles to people all over the world 💗

“i’d call it 𝓷𝓸𝓼𝓱, i’d call it 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓷”- Brittany Broski, 2020

“i’ll put a picture up” *proceeds to put the most horrifying pictures possible*

"British people stole all those spices and don't use any of them" DECEASED 😅🤣😂

whenever i’m having a bad mental health day or need distractions while eating i always come to your channel🥺🥺

i would love to see you cook with julien solomita CHAOS

Brittany idk why but you saying “dELicOus” has sparked something in me and now it is a part of my daily vocabulary

I'm glad I'm not the only one who creates unnecessary stress with fictional scenarios, like Gordon Ramsay coming to my British restaurant so I have to hurry 😂😂

Coming back to this video once again as a coping mechanism for a depressive episode coming on. Brit never fails to cheer me up. Also her watching Smokey Glow while eating a full English is unhealthily relatable

Brittany: Americans have kettles Me, British: I pretend I do not see

as a british person I can’t even remember the last time I had a full english breakfast, I just have weetabix everyday

Started at the Essex girl makeup tutorial because it was randomly recommended. Now here... Fiance told me to STFU because I kept laughing.. 🤣

The way she snatched the bananas off the counter

"Cuz I think I have a binge eating disorder thats undiagnosed. Uh ohh!" Now if that isn't relatable, idk what is

“I don’t know how to make a fried egg” ladies and gentleman she’s starting off real strong today and by that I mean I can feel the mania from miles away LMAO

Why is 7:36 absolutely sending me

The beans on toast looked so good in this vid that I unironically went through a beans on toast phase for like 2 or 3 weeks. It was the only thing I wanted to eat 😂🥴🥴 here to rewatch bc I’m going through another beans on toast phase 💀

“This was fun. I love being British” Me, a current FL resident: ME TOO BRUV

Today I discovered in America they have mushrooms in cans with liquid and this will be what causes the breakdown that finally puts me in a psych ward.

- the canned mushrooms - the sausages ???? - the fried egg - milk in Earl grey

12:35 I have been pissing myself for like 20mins

”i don‘t know how many minutes are in a minute“ period

i love how she’s like “ew i forgot i hated all of these things” then at the end when she finishes it “that was delicious”

"It got on my fingies" GURL BYE IM WHEEZING RNKDODOX

I'd love to see you make breakfasts from around the world that'd be so much fun!! I love your energy and am so glad to have found you 💛

As a Brit I approve of your English breakfast. However, I would’ve liked to see a couple hash browns included.

As a British person. I volunteer to help you cook an actual English breakfast because you deserve to know the ways of the English. You have gained enough xp to unlock that

brittany idk if u ever check comments, but every time i’m sad or feel lonely i watch your videos and they mean the absolute world to me, and i’m so thankful for your presence in my life

11:20 I swear- her and her editor have me crying

i could've happily gone my whole life without knowing americans have canned mushrooms :(:(:(

Brittany seems like the girl who you're friends with at camp because she's been already been there for a month

I've been in a really bad depressive state lately, and these videos have significantly improved my mood when nothing else will. Thank you for the content, Brittany, you seem like such an amazing, funny person. Your personality and burps crack me tf up.

This is still my fave video. I live for her having fun and enjoying her food and her british accent. The food looks bomb af too and so does the tea.

POV: brittany is holding you hostage in her kitchen

Me: how can you hate mushrooms? After seeing the can: oh that’s why /:

i'd deffo add some hash browns that's my fav part tbh

3:10 the origin story of Brittany’s hairline 😭😭😭😭

WHY ARE THE MUSHROOMS IN A CAN????!!! Americans truly are something else.

As a British person I wanted to clarify a couple of things: - black pudding is not spicy. It tastes like a more crumbly sausage/stuffing mix - we do use bacon like this (not smoked meat) - I’ve only seen people fry fresh mushrooms, never canned - we don’t flip the egg - I haven’t heard anyone have honey in Earl grey tea before - normally we have milk and or sugar You are right about the spices and I’m happy to learn about the kettles 💖💖💖

This video had me in teaaaars! I'm a new subscriber binging videos and I love how you always seems to cook something you forgot you didn't like baked beans here, and peas in 2022

Did Anyone else stress her food was going to get cold when she was making the tea

WHEN SHES TALKING AND SHE IS TRYING TO PICK UP THE SAUSAGE, TOMATO, AND EGG AND THEY KEEP FALLING OFF HER FORK AHSGDJSHSJJ

4:33 brittany: “move.” me: 🧍‍♀️

"i don't know how many minutes are in a minute." -brittany broski

Her eyes are giving me very much people’s princess, very much Katya. We love it

Yes, I am the tomato that she kissed. I’ve been kidnapped from Jimmy Deen’s farm to this woman’s home and I’ve been held hostage

fun fact i thought u were british bc u do the accent so well lmfaoo

12:41 bro that ended me

Please Britney we need a makeup tutorial of this exact look, I love your eyes and everything in this 🥺💕

brittany is that friend who does all the talking for you both while you're just sitting there silently but you love it bc you're just a quiet person and talking genuinely exhausts you

"When I close my eyes I can't see" "Sometimes I like sugar sometimes I don't" "I forgot how many min are in a min" Please welcome to the stage BRITTANY BROSKI

I always come back to this video and it’s always so delightful

Imagine you walk in to someone weeping over a pot with tongs in a beans can telling Gordon Ramsay to look away

“not the shroom juice” PLEASEE NOT SHROOM JUICE

As an english person from oxford, im devestated and i will be informing the queen.

Brittany went 23 years of life - 21 of them in Texas - before discovering baked beans and bacon as a flavor profile

Sis you look so cute in this video!!! The makeup??? The hair???? The earrings??? *chefs kiss* ♥️