I used to be an adventurer like you but then a town offered me a city guard job it was much less dangerous and had a much more stable wage plus I got to see my family more
Guards of Whiterun: *watch as i absorb the soul of a dragon i just killed* Also guards: “maybe im the dragonborn and just dont know it yet” Me: perhaps go to high hrothgar to find out. Oh wait.
Archangel SpartanOneEightSeven (Random input) I know inyuasha(I butchered the shit out of that name) is really awesome but with your name you should make your picture Garros Vakarian(also butchered)
Every time i see a guard in skyrim, i murder it. You see, they want you to think that they are just people, they have all these things they say, like "no lollygagging" and that arrow in the knee line to make you believe that they are living dudes but in reality they are soulless abominations created to troll the Dragonborn. Sheogorath sent them.
Hey, ive gotten word of another settlement that needs our help, it's being attacked by 2 raiders and they have only got 5 turrets and 4 settlers with shotguns, go and help them!
Qualifications to become a guard in Skyrim: *1.* Must know how to use any type of weapon *2.* Must be able to recognise someone who did nothing wrong to you but hit a chicken all the way on the other side of the continent *3.* Must be able to annoy people with simple phrases *4.* Must have been shot by an arrow in the knee
Well, the developers put the line in as an inside joke about how they removed the "shinguard" armor piece, but I guess the meaning exists and it wouldn't surprise me if EVERY Skyrim player believed that. Tbh, had I not stumbled across the info regarding the shinguard matter, I would believe it as well
"let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" No, this gigantic band of thieves are terrorizing the hold, there's a fucking dragon outside, 5 different assassins just made attempts on my life, and do I look like the kind of moron who complains about sweet rolls? I have more strength in my wrist than you have in your entire body!
UGU Zach ok how u feel I had one moment were I got fucking called war on me 4 dragons 2 I ran I'm to I ran sins I was a on the hard definitely and well I got up wan,I try to shoot one,with a bow and a fucking got all of the grads trying to kill me with some fucking thugs
Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"Me: "I once shot a guy in the knee with an arrow, and now he is a guard in Whiterun."
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Honestly the towns are almost like WiFi hotspots for dragons, I’m almost scared to go to a new town. I walked out of the imperial Barracks at dragons bridge and got attacked by a blood dragon and the dawnguard at the same time in broad daylight
Flaming Eyelash Yes it does. They say arrow to the knee because a man drops down on his knee to propose, in the same position a warrior would on the battlefield if shot in the knee. This saying is from Norse mythology, which is what Skyrim is based off of.
Am I the only one that went for being a werewolf without a second thought? Screw resting bonuses, all they do is shorten your leveling progress time! I want to be able to clear out an encampment of bandits in one fell swoop.
Eh. I haven't done the quest, but my brother has. I've never seen him change more than once outside of a quest that required it. I try to keep a circadian rhythm in game anyway, so if I'm not even going to use beast form, what's the point?
+xavierfox2001 blades? OHHHH you mean those people that wanted you to kill a defenseless dragon that did nothing wrong and wants to help you, right... I shouted them all off the cliff
it can also really mean a real arrow in the knee...which was REALLY bad during the time because of the cost of removing bones, what it would cause... they didn't have good medications and doctors back then
The Guard is Kili as he says he took an arrow to the knee like in Deselation Of Smaug and then his brother Thorin was out fighting dragons this all makes sense
"I can't go into any kind of castle,or cave outside without running into Bandits,or Vampires,or Wizards.Sometimes,Wizard Vampire Bandits!"Those sound terrifying yet awesome!LOL!
One day, I was walking around Solitude, when someone said, " I used to be one of the best men in the army, then Itook a sword to the chest." This isn't a joke, it actually happened.
Oh yeah, someone told you, so it must be 140% true, right? This is just some bullshit that someone on Tumblr posted for fun. It's not even remotely true.
calm down man, i just gave an information, i didn't say: "hey u son of a beach, it's a fucking metod to say getting married u piece of shit!" i said i liked this video too
whuchurfac e Mul Qah Diiv (*Dragon Aspect,*) Krii Lun Aus (*Marked for Death,*) Tiid Klo Ul (*Slow Time,*) Rii Vaaz Zol! (*Soul Tear*) *Murdered **whuchurfac e** * What about those? I believe I just obliterated you. -And took your soul.
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! Wo lost fron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod Rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein! Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah Ol fin Dovahkiin komeyt ok rein! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein! Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun staadnau Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein! aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz! Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal
When I get fed up with the smart ass "somebody stole your sweet roll" crap. I just console command kill 'em. then I look at the other guard. "yeah that's right, Dovahkiin mother ***ker!"
Guards are idiots. I was fighting a fucking dragon and using shouts and the damn guard got directly in front of me trying to range the dragon with arrows. Naturally I accidentally shouted at the guard since he was in front of me. Because of his idiocracy I had to pay a 1000 coin bounty for attacking a guard. I saved your life dumbfuck!! I could of let the damn dragon kill you and looted your corpse...
There's no evidence for it having to do anything with marriage. It's just something that probably started on a joke website that people took way out of hand. The arrow to the knee thing most likely refers to the fact that there's no leg armor in Skyrim, unlike the previous games.
Doctor Thaddeus Bodog Sivana Yeah, most people agree its because Skyrim has no greaves and that's what they are referring too. But it does also make sense that it means he got married, because norse slang for getting married, and Skyrim is the land of the nords.
depends on what type of fighting you like to do . If you like ranged fighting then Vampire Lord is the way to go . If not then go with the werewolves . Also Vampire Lords were added after the game was finished as an extra , so they won't be able to move around to various places as well as the werewolves who were in the game from the beginning .
They really ruined the vampires in Skyrim so I agree even though Vampire Lord is different. I don't like either one tbh but if I had to choose I would always choose Werewolf over Vampire.
I prefer the vampires of Skyrim to the ones in oblivion(if you were refering to them), the oblivion vampire abillities were weak and the sun damage was a nusance.
Wiz is Fluffy Well that beats the point of them being Vampires. We have had vampires in elder scrolls for a long time now with powers and abilities and they never could go out in the sun like that. It's ridiculous. I was just referring to them in general elder scrolls but it is what it is. I just hope in TES 6 they fix it but I doubt they will so LOL it works out in the end because I almost never do a vampire character but I just like the lore and abilities items magic etc to try to be consistent but it's ok in the end.
HamanKarn567 I personally liked the Vampire Lord better, if you feed then you are not hated by villagers, but with werewolf they hate you automatically. Plus, the sun damage doesn't affect you if you have Auriel's bow, I keep atleast 20 sun arrows and 30 harkened arrows (have Serana with so any elven arrows i get turn) and just shoot the sun all the time. ETERNAL DARKNESS!
Danm, he must have been through a lot. I mean he's been fighting in the Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim for 10 years back in 2011. That's enough to make anybody stressed out.
There are only two things that I think of when I hear this. One is that the quote from the game is "arrow in the knee", but people generally quote it as "arrow to the knee". The other is that, in Windhelm, the guards one-up the Whiterun (and elsewhere) guards by stating, "I used to be a member of the Stormcloak army. Then I took a sword through the chest." But nobody talks about the Windhelm guards, noooo. THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO
joe kickass but they hate argonians too! they all hate us, i'm against the empire, but 1 or 2 were ok, i went to a city, probably markarth; and saved a woman from the imperial city from getting assassinated, she then gave me some fine jewelry.
Rockcroc2000 does any Nord or imperial actually treat you specifically badly? I've never played as anything other than the human races (I know, boring) so I don't even know if anybody even cares what race you are. If they did it would kind of break the game. for example, khajiit aren't allowed inside most cities, because they're all stereotyped as thieves. If they didn't let you in because you were a khajjit you couldn't play most of the main quests.
You don't have health care, you are the only country with constant school shootings and you are on par with or worse than the third world countries on covid handling. Propaganda makes you believe that you are above third world countries.
@@7errafirma not propaganda, facts, we have clean water, wide access to electronically devices, most gdp in the world, have healthcare (mostly private), wide food availability, good universities, and proper medicine being widely available (even if most is not free). Saying we are a third world country is like saying Lichtenstein is a world power
@@Duab-dw8cz _have healthcare (mostly private)_ So you don't have healthcare - because you can't afford it. You'll get into huge debt for generations if you are ill. You are not a third world country, but you are like third world country in many aspects.
+Kaisergun Actually no, it's an old Scandinavian saying and DOES mean that you have settled down to have a family, aka getting married and have children. The saying goes all the way back to Era of Vikings.
+Howitzer 0 Why not? An arrow in the need at that time would most likely cause irreversible damage. What's not literal is the "an adventurer LIKE YOU". He obviously doesn't mean exactly like the Dragonborn, but something like "I was also an adventurer".
Omg I was looking for this friggin video again for so long, years now, and only because Bethesda just showed a little snippet at PaxEast with the watermark, I recognized it immediately😂😂😂
Sophia V Obviously Comadar hasn't found google yet, but anyhow... It's old nordic slang. You know, northern Europe. If you research a bit more you'll even find real citys / villages named exactly like the one in the game.
sskolliss all of the sources on google are spawned from the rumor. Its not actually true, its actually a reference to how skyrim did not not have greaves as armor unlike the other games in the series not the marriage rumor bullshit if anything. this has been investigated and there is not a single iota of evidence that it refers to marriage at all
TheKhal I know that many know this now bit it's still surprised me that many still didn't know what it meant. It's mostly come up as a meme of actually taking an arrow to the knee for 3 years now and it took that long to figure it out for some people.
Horny ass guards, can't say I blame them with all the stress they have to deal with, such as the war, and dragons and the dark brotherhood killing the emperor
"arrow in the knee" actually means that he/she got married so had to stop adventuring cause of that. It's a very old phrase for that, mostly used in the medieval age by men for example: "- You should come with us to the pub and get freakin drunk - Nah, I can't do that nowadays, I got an arrow in the knee"
In those days, an Arrow to the Knee would cost a fortune to fix, and there's only one person who'd want Adventurers to be shot in the knee... The Surgeon.
Absolutely magnificent 😃😃 this video is perfectly funny n so entertaining.. every now and again I'll watch it with my wife and we have a bloody good laugh..
