Annihilating American History with Bad Translations

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I translated Wikipedia's timeline of American History from Christopher Columbus all the way to the modern day using languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.
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Kings Court - Europa Universalis IV
Spanish Tavern - Sid Meier's Pirates!
Commerce in the Peninsula - Europa Universalis IV
Falalalan - Europa Universalis IV
The War Of Independence - Empire Total War
Yankee Doodle Dandy - Empire Total War D&F Mod
New World - Victoria 2
Johnny Comes Marching Home - Victoria 2
Arsenal of Democracy - Hearts of Iron IV
Guile Theme - Super Street Fighter II
Huge HE / SHE / FIG LORE

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@gosha305 Месяц назад

I cannot believe the He died by taking an arrow to the knee, I guess he'll no longer be able to be an adventurer

@jackys_handle Месяц назад

I mean, at this point, His dying is a very abstract concept.

@ajschannel162 Месяц назад

Don't worry, HE survived joining International Forces in Lebanon.

@EDSpaceBoat Месяц назад

Let me guess, he stole someone's sweetroll.

@retardeddragapult Месяц назад

HE can respawn and recover from injuries at will

@truewalter4193 Месяц назад

HE cant die because of the 12th dimensonial Quantum healing powers,inheritate by HIS mother the galactic goddess

@britzkrieg1939 Месяц назад

Malawi-Lithuania is truly an empire of all time

@lukasbrucas3027 Месяц назад

Malawithuania

@truewalter4193 Месяц назад

Only HE can beat them...

@MatthewThestranger-og9zr Месяц назад

Their leader is definitely HE himself

@emirbaranceviren6956 Месяц назад

The Greatest Empire in Human History, Malawi-Lithuania.

@ihathtelekinesis Месяц назад

Australia-Hungary’s got nothing on them.

@maxshumylo1921 Месяц назад

The Battle of Figs has truly changed the course of world history

@Cloudy_Doubtful Месяц назад

Indeed.

@akmuchbetter9782 Месяц назад

people still wonder if the war was only a "fig"ment of human imagination

@nonplays3187 Месяц назад

@@akmuchbetter9782 good one

@sasha-kq9su 17 дней назад

My grandfather was killed in that terrible war. RIP grandpa mulberry.

@jamokl Месяц назад

The Battle of the Figs was one of the best edits i have ever seen

@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter Месяц назад

Definitely. The knife one getting shot was something I did NOT expect Also, I went through the comments to find another comment, but didn't find it. So I stopped searching, and continued the video. Then the battle of the figs happened. I went in the comments, and I kid you not, this was the first comment I saw

@just-another-lunatic Месяц назад

well now we know we should not mess with figs. If we do not die to their weapons, we will die from laughter.

@saagabragi6938 Месяц назад

For real

@Rocket351 Месяц назад

Its really!!!

@Rocket351 Месяц назад

Its real!!!!!!!

@martynacibonyte5604 Месяц назад

Malawi-Lithuania mentioned, rahhhh 🦅🦅🎆

@Shrooddyy Месяц назад

What the fuck is a country ‼️‼️🦅🦅🇱🇹🇲🇼🇱🇹🇲🇼

@maciejbala477 Месяц назад

I can't help but think that this whole video is filled with subliminal messages from Jehova's Witnesses. All the bits about Jesus and study groups must also be their doing.

@orbrat212 Месяц назад

They're in the walls

@Kieran.percussion Месяц назад

HE crashed a kingdom hall

@tomasmercadoeckhardt2710 Месяц назад

Actually they're from Jehova themselves

@finlandball1939 29 дней назад

@@orbrat212*THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!*

@stewart2589 6 дней назад

I bet they're the one's who found Malawi-Lithuania too

@owenofhb8319 Месяц назад

Poland-Lithuania step aside, Malawi-Lithuania will conquer the world.

@coleagnew691 Месяц назад

Bro is going to get sued for 4 ba-jillion dollars for all this copy right infringement

@TheOne_6 Месяц назад

Oh, it's okay, it's been 95 years

@MRT1XV1C Месяц назад

I am just imagining how many countries will sue him

@coleagnew691 Месяц назад

@@TheOne_6 tell that to Disney

@TheOne_6 Месяц назад

@@coleagnew691 i might actually try to do that

@mjgtmkme123salternate Месяц назад

@@TheOne_6Don't.

@LordBob Месяц назад

I feel like the fact that New England is actually Southeast Asia in disguise is something we should really be taught in school.

@Armi1P Месяц назад

HE dies more times than a Dark Souls player.

@alexturnbackthearmy1907 Месяц назад

Well that tend to happen when you really drag out the game, while taking on various challenges.

@Sparky579 28 дней назад

Still lesser than a touhou player

@ParasaurolophusEwan Месяц назад

I find it hilarious that translator ended up with multiple personalities: normal broken translator, copyright freak, Jehovah's witness and Cambodian nationalist

@darthrevan1281 Месяц назад

HE is a Florida Man. That explains so much.

@andreasolsson4539 Месяц назад

Christofer Columbus: Hello Native I am San Salvador. What is this place? Native: You have arrived at Dabergen, a key island in San Juan Batista. A native american settlement. Please, enjoy our fjords and bullfighting arenas.

@samuellennon1984 Месяц назад

Welp, they say not to step on any butterflies if you time travel...

@andreasolsson4539 Месяц назад

@@samuellennon1984 I think Starv Harv stepped on a whole flock of primates with this video lol.

@ValerieTheBat Месяц назад

This is the most insane bad translations of all time: Malawi-Lithuania, Southeast Asia’s massive involvement, The Slave Tribe, Khalid Nut, Criticism against Bill Clinton, and the Battle of the Figs

@Average_NPC_Viewer Месяц назад

3:05 don‘t forget Anglo-dutch World war 3

@Prettyunicorn55 Месяц назад

13:16 Islamic republic of Cuba XD

@paulinalevina9690 Месяц назад

5:01 Don´t forget about the renaming of the New Republic of Laos of the Lao People´s Republic to Vermont XD 8O 8=D

@melealesir Месяц назад

Columbus discovered Cambodia

@ajschannel162 Месяц назад

San Salvador*

@HazbinHotel_4Lifee Месяц назад

The battle of the figs was tragic. Many figs were lost. A moment of silence for all the figs that died in this battle😔

@tamfuwing1 Месяц назад

I don't give a fig, personally.

@erinsgeography3619 Месяц назад

7:57 I don't feel sad anymore, I know He'll come back

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Месяц назад

Indeed, He usually comes back!

@CEOofAn Месяц назад

After all, he's invincible!

@Eta-10-SeeNoEvil- Месяц назад

Just like Afton says and does it: "I always come back."

@DisKKJ Месяц назад

2:08 Ah yes Walawi-Lithuania, truly one of the greatest nations of all time. Edit:fuck, I meant Malawi.

@Pato-ey4ez Месяц назад

Walawi

@InverPrincess Месяц назад

Ah yes, Walawi, the evil purple counterpart to Malawi.

@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls Месяц назад

@@InverPrincessYou mean iwalaM?

@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls Месяц назад

Oh right! I saw that old polish artifacts were found in freaking Laos.

@RipOffProductionsLLC Месяц назад

Walawala Washington, a real name of a real place. I only know of it due to bigfoot lore. It is a fun thing to say. "Walawala Washington"

@qoombert Месяц назад

he was born in: Spain Ottoman Empire A Colony owned by Los Angeles

@crazyluigi6664 Месяц назад

And Florida! Don't forget about Florida!

@GayFurryFromSS Месяц назад

Can't believe all that commotion was over 27 euros. It really shows how bad inflantion got over time.

@GodBlessTheUnitedStates1776 Месяц назад

I can't believe Malawi-Lithuania dissolved on April 20th 1946. Truly being the saddest day in history alongside with the Fig War. Never forget Malawi-Lithuania. You'll live on in our hearts. Fly high son.

@maxthetube8466 Месяц назад

The fact that Cambodia, Vietnam and even Laos was mentioned more than the USA itself is crazy, truly the indochinese dreamteam

@equilibrum999 Месяц назад

draos wif hlobg drangt weix lumz laos lol hmongb.

@maxthetube8466 Месяц назад

@@equilibrum999 yes

@alinas.6807 Месяц назад

Khalid Nut, welcome to the pantheon of unexplained godlike beings randomly popping out through history

@equilibrum999 Месяц назад

Khalt Nud was his brother.,

@ajschannel162 Месяц назад

Why does Khalid Nut look like the dude who says random stuff and can't play a guitar properly?

@James-2248 23 дня назад

Bromax, the titans, the threat and Khalid Nut along with He, She and Justin Matt (me)

@seekerofnothingness Месяц назад

HE used to be an adventurer like SHE, then HE took an arrow in the knee

@ambythepubby Месяц назад

Why do i know where exactly this is from

@snifey7694 Месяц назад

The battle of figs bro. This is the best work yet, we need to feed the algorithm for this video

@Runatyr9 Месяц назад

Was literally just checking your channel last night to see if I missed a new badly translated history.

@solsolsolomon Месяц назад

What's your pfp from?

@Runatyr9 Месяц назад

@@solsolsolomon it’s a vtuber model that I use. A premade one, can’t remember where I bought it

@Vainglorious.1 Месяц назад

As a student of U.S. history, and taught history in U.S. public schools, this is perfectly translated. Good job, Google Translate! R.I.P HE, who died of a knee injury. At least HE got better by 1984. Someone needed to join International Forces in Lebanon!

@emojicoolman56 Месяц назад

That fully animated fig war got a like and subscribe from me

@snifey7694 Месяц назад

Remember, garfield is a real president, he is the great Great grandfather of the creator of garfield, Garfield.

@SaraRankins. Месяц назад

Sure why not

@gyo900 Месяц назад

Your group will be happy to help you study!

@leszas872 Месяц назад

Why is it important to have a balancing study of the Holy Ghost?

@ajschannel162 20 дней назад

Malawi was destroyed 😔

@Average_NPC_Viewer 15 дней назад

Jehova‘s Witness in your congregation will be happy to help you in your education!

@Ackleox Месяц назад

5:45 epic montage

@EnclaveEmily Месяц назад

you know what track that is? I can't seem to find it

@Ackleox Месяц назад

@@EnclaveEmilythe description of the video has all the songs used

@dimaorlov1833 Месяц назад

The song is called "Dragon Castle"@@EnclaveEmily

@user-pi2go7wv4j Месяц назад

Fig warfare

@ilariolee2911 26 дней назад

Maybe We Can Make HOI4 Mod

@ajschannel162 Месяц назад

Battle of Figs

@Commander_Chopper Месяц назад

Malawi-Lithuania has got to be the most cursed country I've ever heard of :D

@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Месяц назад

I wasn't expecting the "battle of figs" to be a whole thing but it reminded me of some old stick figure flash animations and stuff haha😂

@Perpetualmotion33 Месяц назад

I can't believe that Vietnam-Massachusetts would expel Fogl!

@Tekdruid Месяц назад

6:25 *HE* is Florida Man confirmed!

@StickWithTrigger Месяц назад

9:24 There wasnt any mistranslation James Garfield was the 20th president of the united states lol

@treslinguaesacrae Месяц назад

and the west indies purchase from denmark in 1917 was also a real thing (although the date seems to be incorrect)

@goldenfiberwheat238 Месяц назад

@@treslinguaesacraethe wording implies that it’s all of the West Indies, not just the danish West Indies

@mizukittyakinyama 5 дней назад

yes, but since it just says "garfield", we are inclined to believe it is the cat

@tomwarren5580 Месяц назад

Yes i cant wait to see what HE gets up to in this one

@Ahalaya Месяц назад

The sheer number of copyright symbols is somehow extremely on-brand...

@robinchesterfield42 Месяц назад

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It's like "Wow, I knew the United States was capitalist, but I didn't know even its HISTORY is copyrighted!" :P It also kinda reminds me of one of StarvHarv's earlier videos, where he's talking about countries of the world and when he gets to Myanmar, under the country's flag it says "All rights reserved". "Wow, they really take copyright seriously in Myanmar, don't they?"

@ThePenisMan Месяц назад

@@robinchesterfield42 dude there’s copyright over DNA patterns in nature in America for fucks sake. Wanna grow your own seeds from the crops you’ve harvested this year? Sorry, those seeds are copyrighted. You need to buy them fresh. Wanna use spider genes to produce silk in a lab? Make sure it’s not a species that’s copyrighted! Hell, I’m pretty sure the term “tower defense” is still copyrighted I love it here

@pigeonman6434 Месяц назад

Let us not forget about the great Malawian-Lithuanian Hussars that saved Kinshasa from the Zulu invasion in 1683

@caseycox1002 Месяц назад

Japan with the ICBM really had me on the floor

@bl2254 Месяц назад

I looked away twice on accident. Both times led into weird fig content and i was insanely confused

@floatingf8783 Месяц назад

He Lore in this video: In 1804, during the Fig War, while He at the funeral of Figarius Green, there was an asassination attempt that failed miserably and the assassin only hit a portrait of Figarius. On October 27th, 1810, He became Florida's ambassador to the United States. On May 28th, 1848, He was dispatched to the Wisconsin Union (30th). On December 29th, 1890, He died of a knee injury. On February 26th, 1984, He joined international forces in Lebanon. She Lore in this video: On July 14th, 1853 She set out for Paris in the port of Urka Japan.

@HungryWarden Месяц назад

What about the You lore in this video?

@LadyCrazyMonkeyPants Месяц назад

Sounds exactly like what we learned in school

@paulinalevina9690 Месяц назад

A moment of silence for Figarius Green...

@inimene3796 Месяц назад

The War of the Figs cutscene was something needed but not deserved by our mortal kind

@CreepersNeedHugs Месяц назад

He: before 535 BC-54 after 54-275 b. between 275-431 b. 1389 11 December 1617-29 December 1890 after 29 December 1890-1893 after 1893-3 September 1914 after 3 September 1914-18 January 1915 b. between 18 January 1915-3 July 1915 8 March 1990-at least 10^106 + 2024 She: b. 1485

@zach2382 Месяц назад

She has shown up before as President of the Philippines

@CreepersNeedHugs Месяц назад

@@zach2382 That was after 1485. She has never been said to have died, thus it can be assumed that it is the same life

@notbanjelacic Месяц назад

As a Croat, I can confirm I do live in the Valley

@nellgwenn Месяц назад

Cambodia sure has it's pulse in U.S. history . I guess we all slept on that part in studying U.S. geo-political events.

@NonsenseWthOG Месяц назад

That picture of king Charles ii is at my local art museum

@HeroesNights Месяц назад

It's a shame that he was occupied by Britain and America

@TheManInBlueFlames Месяц назад

I have a suggestion for the next video: History of the Eurovision Song Contest with Bad Translations!

@Kingdom_Of_Dreams Месяц назад

Buzz Aldrin, or rather Best Aldrin, was indeed the bestest boy ❤

@charliekahn4205 Месяц назад

Isn't he still alive?

@linkfreeman1998 Месяц назад

@@charliekahn4205Hence why he's best... He can hold unto his life until today.

@Radar_of_the_Stars Месяц назад

I can't belive you would joke about the battle of figs like that, my grandfather was turned into a cookie during that fight

@robinrehlinghaus1944 Месяц назад

Tasty

@thetownofwilhelm6834 Месяц назад

Nobody is talking about why it is important to have a balancing study of the holy ghost. We need answers

@leszas872 День назад

Don't worry. Jehovah's Witness in your congregation will send you a group who will be happy to help you study! 😊🙏

@queru1ous Месяц назад

No president will ever surpass Pollock

@notrealblue Месяц назад

And after all these years, your group will still be happy to help you study.

@TravelingwithJamison Месяц назад

ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF CUBA ☪️

@just-another-lunatic Месяц назад

10:25 Khalid Nut looks like if Scraptrap decided to have a rapper career

@ilariolee2911 26 дней назад

I Successfully Stop Starting The Second American Civil War

@elevenm.a.1125 Месяц назад

HE being a Florida Man explains so much of human history, tbh

@TheManInBlueFlames Месяц назад

Glad to see HE has returned (somehow) as a Floridian ambassador!

@Graf-Fischgen-von-Fischgesicht Месяц назад

5:27 certified udrea! Classic

@thegotlandisfarmer8774 Месяц назад

This sounds like a game of civilization in a nutshell

@boblift6034 Месяц назад

Thanks for making another one of these. They’re always great.

@Kandiifl00f Месяц назад

1:47 The smacking sound effect always gets me XD Edit: Love the references to older videos, like the witch doctor guy at 6:30 and Foggle at 12:13!

@Tekdruid Месяц назад

5:35 "Yep, that definitely is a river!" - the EU

@o_s-24 Месяц назад

The battle of figs was really well done!

@salxrn Месяц назад

we need some more fig war lore

@Maria_Erias Месяц назад

RIP Figarius Green

@CelticChu Месяц назад

8:14 the south's worst nightmare.

@robloxloverdudehaha Месяц назад

Battle of figs got me crying

@thomasoates3003 Месяц назад

What I want to know is what HE was up to during the Revolutionary War.

@kaiser-wilhelm.2 29 дней назад

7:37 CROATIA MENTIONED RAAAHHHHHHHH.🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷

@2huDrew Месяц назад

*JEHOVAH’S WITNESS IN YOUR CONGREGATION WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP WITH YOUR EDUCATION*

@simo_viewer_pr9030 Месяц назад

That actually sounds like something I would hear from a Jehovah’s Witness 😂

@thewritingrowlet2980 Месяц назад

The legend hath returned

@ExtantPerson Месяц назад

7:45 We need to discuss the lore gap between He and She. It’s unequal!

@James-2248 Месяц назад

HELEN! NO!!!

@badpiggies988 Месяц назад

Time traveler: Moves a chair The timeline:

@glory2christcmj702 Месяц назад

Never knew the United States and Cambodia and Vietnam were so close all the way back then. I'm glad to know how involved Southeast Asia was in the creation of the US 😁👍🏻🇺🇸🇰🇭🇻🇳 ya learn something new every day

@leszas872 День назад

Never forget Laos being recognized as Vermont.

@heihogreenzx4704 Месяц назад

Some recommendations for other histories to badly translate: Ancient Egyptian History Chinese History British History

@equilibrum999 Месяц назад

中文将有多错误。

@namenamename390 Месяц назад

2:29 just wanna say I love that you chose to represent "Queen" with the band, fits very well

@Kaiser_Polaris Месяц назад

0:55 maybe Cambodia owns the island in one day but America owns it tomorrow

@SecretJapsumAccount Месяц назад

Maybe they split the island

@ilariolee2911 26 дней назад

1st Day Cambodia 2nd day USA

@claudetheclaudeqc6600 Месяц назад

Lol, how many world wars existed in this translated universe!?

@Deridus Месяц назад

Yes (tm). That is how many.

@Snees27 Месяц назад

my grandpa died at the battle of the figs, miss him every day

@karolgagolski7859 Месяц назад

Badly translated history of Poland next?

@swisstianl7547 Месяц назад

RIP Helen, she was the one who agreed with Germany's actions in Greece in 1941.

@Peta_CHAD69 Месяц назад

England:"No he didn't leave me, I left him."

@vsyokhoroshoy Месяц назад

This is the only series i could watch continuously without getting bored 😂

@Ardoy9761 Месяц назад

Your group will be happy to help you study.

@Assassin6687 Месяц назад

This might genuinely be one of the funniest videos I have ever watched in my life

@AwakeningHikari Месяц назад

11:24 dang, Japan felt left out in America declaring war on the other Axis Powers that they just launched a missile in the northwest to get noticed. Pearl Harbor wasn’t enough apparently 😂

@equilibrum999 Месяц назад

here the pearl harbor got renamed to EmpirePearl