Destroying World War I with Bad Translations 

We need a napoleonic one. It’d be so funny for the HE lore to expand.

He went from dying two times then being obliterated in Romania, to marrying, starting a great career in architecture and then becoming an extremely competent WW2 commander, to then breaking the laws of physics and human boundaries, is by far the greatest glow up of all time

Even when HE is weak he still makes time to build schools and churches. What a guy.

THE STORY OF HE (as of this video) He was born 300 years ago, in the Ottoman empire, where now lies modern-day Spain. His military career had a bumpy start: on July the 24th, He was sent to Serbia by the French Captain Lotte, but he refused to fight almost immediately. When the allies tried to court-martial Him, He was forced to fight for the Central Powers. On August the 17th, He wrote one of His most famous quotes: "Supporters of His work are working hard to find the original text of this statement." He wasn't wrong. Supporters of He have yet to find the original text, and He refuses to this day to admit where it is. On the 21st of August 1914, He was sent to fight the French in Charleroi by His German superiors, but He was reluctant to fight his ex-colleges: He hardly fought during the battle. He proceeded to fight poorly for an extended period of time. In the Battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary, He went MIA and was presumed dead. On September the 9th 1914, He even attacked His own general, Theobald Von Bateman-Hallwager. This attack was unsuccessful, and He narrowly escaped court martial for His treasonous act. This did, however, hurt His reputation among the soldiers of the Central Powers. He discovered the extent of His unpopularity during the Iranian war, when Ottoman soldiers left Him behind at Chatur. This event was a turning point in His life. When He was sent to Sri Lanka on January 18th 1915, (When Japan opposed China's neutrality, it somehow triggered a Russian Revolt in Sri Lanka) He faked his death and ran away to the UK to start His life over. This is why some say that He is the youngest son of the Russian Revolution. He remarried, possibly to She (who became president of the Philippines between 1986 and 1992), but it wasn't long before He delved back into the dangerous world of warfare. He enlisted into the British Army in 1916, receiving His legendary British uniform. The British generals saw a lot of potential in His abilities. They very quickly made Him lieutenant and gave Him a small army. He almost immediately let them down when He lost His army in Romania in less than a week's worth of fighting. Realising that He wasn't cut out for leading, He requested permission for a four-month leave between September and December 23rd. Surprisingly, the British army granted his request. During leave, He decided to focus on a career in construction, rather than destruction. He took on military commissions in London and built schools and churches in Thessaloniki, Greece. He returned just in time to fight in the Christmas war, where he made a name for himself thanks to His ferocious fighting capabilities, sparking many legends. He had a pretty relaxed career afterwards. For most of 1917, He didn't partake in any infamous battles. It was only on September the 5th 1917 that He got up and sprang into action when he learned that Captain Lotte (who had sent Him on that fateful trip to Serbia) had gone rogue and hijacked Seidler's tour of Fiji. It was time to distribute stone well-deserved Karma. For his heroic actions in the Christmas war, He became a war hero. He was received in Buckingham palace by king George V on December the 10th 1919 at 11 : 59, where some say he got a knighthood. Peacetime was an uneventful part of His life. During this period of calm, He lived in Central Africa, where He presumably got bored. This would explain why, when tensions started escalating in 1939, He re-enlisted in the British army and was sent to Germany on September the 3rd. The Allies were hoping that His presence would remind Germany of their strength, and eliminate any risk of war. Needless to say, it didn't work. Despite this, He didn't see much action. In an attempt to pass the time, He founded a city called London in Belgium, but that didn't keep him busy for long. Soon, however, He saw some action over the channel on September the 3rd 1940. In what would later become known as "the Battle of Britain," He single handedly prevented Hitler from invading the UK. This moment was commemorated in Churchill's famous quote: "never has so much been owed by so many to so very, very few." Having become an international celebrity, the British army had become reluctant to send Him on dangerous missions, which was a shame, because He was dying to see some more action. This is why, on June the 1st 1941, He ran away with his battalion to Crete, forever severing ties with Britain, and established a kingdom there. On August 19th 1944, He rather famously summoned the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, expelling all Soviet forces from their conquered territory, and assuring peace in Germany for the duration of the Cold War. This, however, made Him very unpopular among the Communist parties of the world, most notably Russia and China. He fought both countries for six years, only admitting defeat on the 22nd of October 1950 when China sent 30 000 reinforcements to the People's Republic of China. Although His forces surrendered, He was never captured. He disappeared, and wasn't seen again until January 2nd 1959, when several fishermen reported seeing Him fly without using an aeroplane. Some Historians think He was testing an experimental long-range jetpack. Others have suggested that the fishermen were on hallucinogens. In 1965, He set his sights on the sky. He applied at NASA to become an astronaut. In December 1967, having completed His two years of training, He was sent on His first mission. Between the 21st and the 27th of December, He completed 10 orbits of the moon. His return to Earth, however, didn't go as planned. During orbit, the engines on His spacecraft ignited much later than expected, sending Him thousands of miles off course. He landed in the middle of China, who still hadn't forgiven Him for the war He had waged against them. A game of cat and mouse ensued between Him and the Chinese army. Finally, on the 20th of July 1969, He successfully made it back to the USA. He, however, was undeterred by the incident. During the strange period of time between December the 7th and the 15th 1970, (which was declared one long day, a Thursday) He became the first person to land on another planet. One year later, on the 2nd of December 1971, He landed on Mars for the first time. His career at NASA, however, was short-lived. After all, He, at His heart, was a warrior. He enlisted in the US army in April 1975, and immediately went to Cambodia to fight the Communist party of Kampuchea, also known as the Khmer Rouge. On the 12th of May 1975, He prepared for an amphibious assault on Cambodia's coast. Unfortunately, as He and His troops approached the beach, His ship was hit in the citadel by a coastal cannon, flooding the engine room. Unable to manoeuvre, pinned down and taking on water, He and His crew fought for survival. The situation didn't improve until the US Navy's arrival, upon which they managed to rescue Him, His crew and even the ship. This incident later became known as the Mayagüez incident. By now, He had become a major military power, and thus a major threat to many. This probably explains the terror attack of November the 29th 1975, which was directed at Him. He was starting to be used in political negotiations in the same way nuclear weapons were. Take the NATO incident of September the 12th 1979, where they threatened the development of nuclear weapons in Europe. In a famous quote: "He has played this game twice," He pointed out that He had already fought in two world wars, and wasn't scared to fight in a third. This instantly put NATO back in its place, and they never threatened the development of nuclear weapons in Europe ever again. He, however, did not stay inactive during that period of time. Between 1976 and 1983, He led the infamous campaign in Argentina. He was also sent along with American forces to the Caribbean island of Granada in October 1983, during which time He overthrew not only the communist government, but also the Cuban government, preventing Soviet forces from building an airport. When Congress adopted the controversial Borland Convention on the 24th of May 1984, He was sent to silence anyone opposing the convention. In a rather controversial move, He won by denying the rebels any aid of any kind. His questionable tactics did not go unnoticed: on the 22nd of April 1985, He was convicted of crimes against humanity (for His actions in May 1984) and of war crimes. (for His actions in Argentina.) There hasn't been any news of Him since. Some, however, say that He will return… Someday…

I have a theory. He actually has a ability to revive, and everytime he does, he gets a new ability. That's why he's so powerful later on. He died several times between

This is literally randomly generated humour and I love it

8:46 The moment HE discovered his true powers

Teacher: "Who did win WWI?" Average students: "Allies!" Gigachads: "He!"

i love how He is just straight up a character, and his development is insane WW2 was the first episode, where we see him as an already very strong person. and in the sequel (the cold war) He ascends to a godlike being, but in WW1 we see that He wasn't always as strong, in fact He was kinda weak, but then after literally dying He just says "nah" and comes back as a slightly stronger He.

He Born: 11 December 1617, Spain (then part of the Ottoman Empire) Has died multiple times Has played this game twice Is the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution Established a kingdom in Crete Has a British uniform Fought in the British Army Went into space Flew long distances without a plane His wife was the first president of the Philippines And more

6:05 As a romanian,i am ashamed that we don't learn about HE and HIS army being defeated in our history classes.

The Chillingboys have to be my favorite new faction in the HEniverse. John Chillingboy better be getting his own spin-off series.

Michael is like the proto HE. Also fitting it ended with HIM at the Buckingham Palace, maybe that's how he got his British uniform?

MORE HE LORE! "He was sent to Serbia, but refuse and was forced to fight against Austria" "Supporters of his work are working hard to find the original text of this statement" "He hardly fought in Charleroi" "He died in the Battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary (RIP HE ???-1914 1914-???)😢" "He decided to attack Theobald von Bateman-Hallwager" "But after lam's victory. They left him" "He died in battle 😢" "He remarried in Great Britain" "Romania is at war with its allies. His army was defeated within a week" "He also built a church and a school in Thessaloniki" "He received a military commission from Mayor Maurice Heinz and built a new buildings outside the park. Prime Minister" "He was in Central Africa after fighting Great Britain and France during the Christmas War" "He got up. This is called Karma" "He was born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire" "He was received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10 and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11" He will be back (Idk why i did this tbh i'm just bored)

3:18 Chillingboys rise up!

1:50 where real men cried

He has literally died and doesn’t even care, he is the most powerful man to ever exist

HE is an unexpected but extremely well designed character and I love it

3:05 To be fair, the previous episode established that HE has god like powers.

"Jean loses her fight with Sharon." Had me dying and rolling on my bed laughing

Fact: HE is weaker now because he hadn’t yet mastered the full potential of his powers, remember this is early in the timeline

"He has already played this game twice." It makes sense now! He died twice in WWI, making everything after his third time playing. He can revive!

5:08 robots in the dark sounds like a great band name

10:53 This is by far the most accurate thing its said.

On the one hand, this timeline seems to have a much higher _quantity_ of wars; on the other, their _bloodiest_ war only killed 1900 people. That's... almost idyllic, really.

I can't believe Jean has lost the battle to Sharon, saddest moment in human history...

As a Greek, I’m extremely proud that HE built a church and a school in Thessaloniki

8:39 They were just chillingboys

ITS TIME FOR SOME HE LORE!!!!

This series has unironically become my favorite Alternate History story

Other than he lore you should also do narrator lore, since its getting to be like a cry for help, between "I killed a man" and now "struggle with drugs"

Well obviously HE didn’t die for real, did he? He ended up orbiting the earth, flying without an airplane, and waging war on Jupiter in the Cold War! Keep it up. HE lore is currently my favourite thing on YT

Someone should turn these into proper alternate histories

The WWI arc really was not his best time. He must have trained a lot in the interwar period in order to perform his later feats.

10:28 sooo, i'm gonna make this a real thing

2:11 That actually sounds really cool.

"The war to end all wars." No wonder there's so many wars in this video

This WW1 was truly a Great War, with everyone winning even if you lost a battle

7:33 Here's what we gonna do: We gonna establish a Kingdom, Thats it.

So, in this timeline, the Ottoman Empire owned Spain 300 years ago. HE was born there afterall. We can also see that HE was still learning to use his powers.

2:20 I love how you couldn't decide which reference to go with, so you used both lol

No joke, a masonic war would be DOPE AF

4:38 Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer!! For only 17.29, you too can go to Costa Rica!!

5:56 that's why Publius Xano is named the Destroyer of Britain

7:04 Putin is Rasputin confirmed! Although during WW1 he was still an actor pretending to be a mad monk by the name of Rasputin.

"Honey stop watching that, he is back in ww1"

So he is a british man born over 300 years ago in ottoman empire, later lives in britain, married at least twice, relegious and rich since he's able to build churches and make his own armies and countries however he pleases. Also able to revive himself and kind of considered as a hero

5:14 They're 2.700 years late

World war 1: He is a snooty soldier who doesn’t follow orders yet has a cult following. World war 2: He becomes a world famous general who led the allied armies to victory. Cold War: He becomes a god that still gets his team wiped in Vietnam for some reason. Edit: spelling and some inaccuracy fixing

I didn't know we've already had World Wars 1, 7, 2, 3 and 2 again... That's pretty concerning. I guess that's what I get for not paying attention in history classes

10:47 That's one way of putting it. Like someone once said "We didn't do it, but they deserved it"

4:17 can't believe Augustus entered the Mine Akina racing scene as well, will be able to beat the legendary AE86 in a downhill race?

9:25 WOAH!!! HE was born in 1617, that’s crazy!!

2:00 Oh, never mind. Apparently he has survived his death. So powerful 🫡

2:30 5 is actually my favourite number!

I think I understand what it means by him being born in Spain and the Ottoman Empire. So it talks about the conquest of Spain so I theorize in this timeline the ottomans conquered Spain or atleast part of it

I'd like to know more about that Jean vs. Sharon fight on September 19th, 1918.

He, by this point is basically Lauri Allan Törni expanded to an entire century. I wonder if he was also instrumental in the mongel conquest of the sun. Edit: After binge watching his badly translated history. He is not just an alla torni, he is literally the Shounen protagonist of badly translated history! He even has the same formula of having basic powers from the start and even dying and being brought back. To becoming a GODLY BEING! Take notes Akira Toriyama.

7:15 we need a moment of silence for those 50 znamensky's 😭

Lmfao the thought of Ned Flanders speaking Latin to the Roman Empire and them surrendering is too much😂

7:48 World War series was definitely not made by Valve.

He lore for this video: HE was born on December 11th, 1617 by Turkish parents in Spain . HE was chosen by God to keep the Earth from all evils and HE became immortal. HE trained with God for 297 years until ww1 broke out. During the war, HE teleported around Europe, kinda spectating the war but also getting involved if needed to. On July 3rd, 1916, HE remarried to an unknown woman. We don't even know who HE married firstly. After the war, HE was invited to Buckingham Palace for his recognition by King George V. Later, HE enlisted to be in the British Army and soon became a general.

7:07 excellent choice of background. Great movie

4:01 This will drastically affect fishing season.

Considering that he was born 300 years ago, and then how powerful HE was in ww2, and how OP HE was in the cold war, and how weak he was in ww1... My personal theory is that HE's power grows exponentially

6:50 It'd be more accurate to say that the battle of Verdun was lost by both sides.

4:56 Day #160 of playing Rainworld: the word "cycle" has caused an intermediate association.

7:22 the meme, i already remember 😂😂😂

In this video you can really see that HE had a very good training after ww1

We need to make a wikipedia page for Him with all of the lore from StarvHarv's videos and the put that through the languages with the worst translation quality to create new he lore!

1:33 *u n d e r s t a n d*

Top 3 tragic events in WW1 3-Finger attack 2-Grass feet 1-German pancakes EDIT : The battle of Fred, the Chillingboy rebellion and the Green war were also some terrible tragic events with several casualities, so this is a honorable mention to them.

He: dies Also He: Oh no! Anyways

02:15 summary of humanity's entire history

1:12 This war? Yes.

This guy is underrated as hell

7:38 - You're joking, but meanwhile in Russia we've got a Lenin street in most, if not every, city. Damn, our version of John Doe is Ivan Ivanovich, who lives in the house 1 on the Lenin street.

Your ability to read this with a straight face is quite impressive.

hey can we all just agree that HE is the channel mascot now?

The full "HE" lore we know (briefly) He was born in the Ottoman Spain around 1600s He was weak and died two times in WW1 and was defeated by Romanians But in WW2 He became stronger and helped the Allies a lot Then during the Cold War, He became the supreme divine being.

I’ve never clicked something so fast He is back :)

9:48 or New Zealanders

6:23 I wonder what happened to the 5 World Wars? 😂😂😂

Haven't been more excited for a series than I have for this one

Perhaps he was originally born in Spain, but traveled back in time 300 years to help in past history

Can we get a timeline of the Roman Empire that’s poorly translated?

As a speaker of Portuguese I can confirm "Gota" is "drop" in Portuguese

11:52 Oh god, they’ve started collectivizing

My hypothesis is that he is a legacy character: different men assume his identity, that explains the different birthplaces

5:32 Oh wow, now we know HE got married on July 3rd, 1916. Let’s mark it in our calendars for 2024

"He" is a enigmatic and ageless figure, a guardian of justice who traverses the fabric of time itself. Clad in a cloak of shifting hues that seem to mimic the colors of the ages he visits, his face is often concealed by the shadows of a wide-brimmed hat. His true identity and origin remain shrouded in mystery, adding to the air of intrigue that surrounds him. With each era he enters, "He" adapts seamlessly to the culture and technology of that time, allowing him to blend in effortlessly while pursuing his mission. His appearance may shift slightly, taking on the characteristics of the people of that age, but his commitment to justice remains constant. He doesn't age and cannot be killed by conventional means, a gift and curse he carries with him through time. "He" is driven by an unyielding sense of morality and empathy for the oppressed. He intervenes in historical moments of injustice, often working from the shadows to nudge events in the direction of righteousness. He is not a conqueror of time, but rather a subtle guide who believes in the power of small actions to shape the course of history. He doesn't seek fame or recognition for his actions. Instead, his satisfaction comes from knowing that he has made a positive impact on the world. He has witnessed the rise and fall of civilizations, the struggles and triumphs of countless generations. With each journey through time, he gains a deeper understanding of humanity's strengths and flaws. Though he fights for justice, "He" also grapples with the complexity of his role. The weight of centuries and the isolation of his existence sometimes weigh heavily on him. He is haunted by memories of loved ones he's had to leave behind and the sense of being an eternal outsider in every era he visits. "He" is a symbol of the enduring fight for what is right, a silent force that transcends time itself. His story is one of sacrifice, compassion, and the unbreakable spirit that persists even when faced with the vastness of eternity.

Dude, I seriously have never laughed so much. I love these videos. Very creative 👍

Guys, welcome to another episode of discovering the history of HIM

2:47 *WALTER*

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

Oh my god I absolutely LOVE your videos

I love how He, in the course from 1914 to 1991, has gone from some douche with the tactical prowess of Bingo Heeler to the physical embodiment of reality itself.

Don't forget that this is only HIS first steps. The emergence of HIM, so to speak. You can see HIM testing the waters before performing great feats later on

The glorious series continues! There's gotta be one for the napoleonic wars involving the 1st and 2nd coalition wars it would be hilarious!

This video is, once again, quite a roller coaster! Not only is HE back (from the dead!), but we know HE's 300 years old by World War I! Also, there's a lot of wars here, including "the Christmas War". Thanks for the video! Edit on 28 August: at 1:15, it says that on 17 August 1914, "supporters of his work are working hard to find the original text of this statement". Well, thanks to the Wikipedia article "Timeline of World War I", I found it. The "original text of this statement" says "Battle of Stallupönen. The Russian army enters East Prussia." I've learned something new today, and I solved a mystery! Thanks again!