Ruining World War II with Bad Translations 

"March 11th: British food" Truly one of the most catastrophic events of WW2

I swear the stories of HE are so insane an entire novel could be written

the fact that is HE is both a reaccuring character and has the most coherent storyline is hillarious

- Rommel Dies - Organizes his own funeral Classic Rommel

The fact that who HE is is never explained or elaborated upon makes this so much funnier

He did a lot during the war... He was an absolute legend.

This is like an old war veteran with dementia trying to tell stories of the war while mixing up certain details, getting distracted by the tv, and being haunted by the war crimes he has committed.

Stalin: "You can't defeat me" Hitler: "I know but *HE* can!" *Proceeds to destroy the USSR*

I can’t believe they sent *HIM* into the war. ☹️

He might just be the most influential person in history. I mean, he single-handedly beat the the Germans in the Battle of Britain, conquered Crete, and the with the Estonians destroyed the entirety of the USSR.

This is literally just HOI 4 with historical AI turned off

As a European citizen, I’m so thankful that Shinzo Abe declared us as independent

I love the fact that the entire reason of Winter War was just "Eat Salami and bravely declare war on Finland"😂, it had me rolling

“The British and the French government sent *HIM* to Germany” Oh shit it’s goin down

I like the idea of a mysterious supersoldier, Gigachad character who obviously was a British elite soldier but went rogue and established his own kingdom and ran around causing chaos in Europe

"Hitler summoned the whole country" I CAST THE WHOLE COUNTRY!

People often underestimate how instrumental Shinzo Abe was in European independence. Honestly I’d argue it was impossible without his interference.

I love how HE was a single entity that doesn't represent any canonical WW2 faction. This man singlehandedly build his own empire amidst the chaos and managed to rally the Estonians to defeat USSR. Mf is a chad warlord😂

You failed to note at 7:36 that when the Germans had moved 150 miles to Moscow, their advance was equivalent to 62 feet.

"It's a small thing, but try not to go to court and look like Hitler." 💀💀💀

*Time traveler kicks pebble* The chain reaction :

HE is one of the greatest men in human history. He saved Britain, founded his own kingdom in Greece, helped waken Britain's future enemy, the USSR, and continued to fight for Britain until the very end. Talk about an absolute unit.

Germany: we have an army French and UK: we have HIM

The Rommel that died in a traffic accident was Comrade Rommel, While the Rommel who was captured was Vizier Rommel

I like how HE/HIM is just a random jacked British guy performing all these incredible feats

As a european, from Europe, I am filled with gratitude when Shinzo Abe declared us independent. We will never fogor💀 him

-people in Christmas war -dies -turns into ghost war -refuses to elaborate further

Absolutely love how the battle of brisbane is completely normally translated and yet fits right into the rest of the fustercluck

*HE LORE* - The British and French governments sent him to Germany. Reasons unknown, possibly espionage or even punishment. - Founded London in Belgium. We can presume he did that to spite the British government. - Prevented Hitler from invading Britain all by himself. Hitler was their common enemy. - Was in Central Africa after fighting in Great Britain and France during the Christmas War. Some historians believe that the Christmas War was the reason He was sent to Germany. - Led an army to Crete and established a kingdom there. Has a British uniform, probably to spite the British even more or he really liked the look of it. - Summoned the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire. This caused peace in Germany. If there are any parallels with our current timeline, he was probably successful, because the Soviet Union fell in 1991. He took his time that's for sure, if this is true.

I now understand how people can die of laughing. "My Aunt bought me a plane for 50 cents" made my chest hurt

I just love how Rommel is going on his own little adventures. Like founding the EU and becoming a comrade.

I like how Italy carried more weight in this fake WWII than they did in the real one. "Bloody, pirates!"

I am terribly afraid of HIM after this video

I'd imagine a dozen of German ships beached in China because they were trying to get to Mongolia and the crews didn't know it is landlocked.

i love how while everyone is killing each other, there’s also random football matches happening on the side 💀

HIM was a commanding officer during the Christmas War between Great Britain and France. After he held off an entire French division to save his allies he was promoted to a general. During the early stages of ww2 HIM was sent to invade Germany but turned back like all of the other French generals in the Ghost War. After training his men for a few months, HIM was sent to the battle of Britain and using his newly acquired arial skills he prevented a German victory. HE then used the resources granted by British Parliment to found a Belgian London (this would give Belgium a plus 750% colonization stat boost) After that HIM and his division were sent to Namibia to get rid of German influence in Africa (German troops were never really in their African colonies so information about this deployment is left to us knowing that HIM was in Namibia and nothing else.) After the German occupation of Greece HE went to Crete to estabelish a rebellion and disrupt German comms in Greece however, HE felt as though he was the best genral ever and crowned himself the ruler of Crete.HE would go on to lead a crusade from Alexandria to Moratus for no appearant reason, he refused to elaborate further. HE is swayed into supporting nationalism and fascism after seeing japan at Guadalajara. After which he promptly joins the Axis and leads a nationalist revolution in Estonia which is greatly accepted because Nationalism and Facism was pretty strong at the time and Estonia was recently invaded by the USSR. HE was captured climbing Liberty Rock and was never heard of again. They say if you go to Liberty Rock you can still feel his presence, many boys went to Liberty Rock to train and become men, but in 2013 Liberty Rock was turned into a U.S training area to create super soldiers. Edit 1: basic grammar fixes Edit 2: Changed the ending because cigmaciga corrected me Edit 3: Changed the name of the Phony War to Ghost War because of Walterhartwellwhite3524's suggestion Edit 4: spelling fixes and adding the fact that HE founded London in Belgium from multiple suggestions. Edit 5: added the fact that HE saw Japan at Guadalajara because of something silver_sonic_23 pointed out.

We should all remember him for everything he did in the war.

My grandfather was among those British soldiers on August 30th, 1940. He said his mate was comically flattened like a pancake when the factory fell from the sky

Fun fact about 6:30 - This was an actual event, but it appears some of it was mixed around. Germany was considering a deal with Britain so they would stay out of Britain if Britain agreed to stay out of the war. This ended with one of Hitler's best friends flying to Britain alone in an attempt to make this happen. However, instead of flying to London, he instead landed in a field in order to speak with a duke in Scotland and told him to get on the phone with Churchill. However, Churchill did not believe the duke and that is how Hitler's best friend was imprisoned for the rest of his life.

"My Aunt bought me a plane for 50 cents." The most random sentence I would ever hear. 😂

"Eat salami and bravely declare war on Finland. All Soviet forces were destroyed. Many of them armed." Actually a pretty accurate summary of the Winter War.

Imagine if aliens received this instead of our actual history...

"The magic of the night is in full swing in Coventry as the city center is completely destroyed" is a deeply insane sentence. I can't decide if it reads more as mockery or someone trying to come up with a fairy tale explanation for bombs.

Ah yes, my grandad remembers the moment *HE* single-handedly dismantled the axis forces. What a guy.

Rommel's journey is amazing. From vizier to Comrade to leader of the EU to Marshal

This man can make me laugh better than any multi-million subscriber channel. Great video.

Teacher: *assigns an essay on ww2* Student: *turns this in*

I love how Brazil just straight up said: "you know what? I'm ending diplomatical relationships with the most important countries 🗿"

I've never laughed more in my life, I was literally crying from laughter

Props to Shinzo Abe for inventing time travel so he could announce the indepence of Europe in 1939

Idk why but “the sun is stronger at night” just sounds so intimidating

Last week I went to the Hogwarts memorial in Vilnius. It was quite harrowing to see what horrors transpired back then in 1941.

From the moment HE appeared, I decided HE was my favourite character. Amazing plot line, absolutely SHREDDED in the gym from the sounds of it, and has the power to do things no other human can do. The British must be so proud to have someone like HIM. HE is an absolute warlord. HE is a kingdom founder. HE is an independent entity with the power to overthrow global superpowers. Best part is, HE is just off in Greece founding his own goddamn kingdom. I love this man. Like look at this! (15:09) HE SUMMONED THE WHOLE ESTONIAN ARMH TO DESTROY THE SOVIETS!!

This entire thing sounds like if a whole Minecraft server with a couple hundred players attempted to do a mass role playing event where they're reenacting World War 2, except everyone has only a vague understanding of history. Only 1/3rd of players is genuinely trying, the other 1/3rd is just trolling, and the other 1/3rd doesn't care and they're just doing their own thing.

"Japan declared war on Japan" 7:30 The fact that the Japanese Army and the Japanese Navy hated each other as much as they did makes this statement so much funnier, because it's almost true.

I would love to see a novel based on this and all the other parts of history google translated. It would technically "be based on true events".

Why is 7:08 - 7:27 the most factual sounding piece. Also, I can't believe HE went unrecognized for so many years for all HIS deedsto the countries.

They don’t make TV drama’s like this anymore. When Emperor Friedrich Ball was revealed to be Adolf Hitler the whole time I was legit shaking for days what a beautiful plot twist 😭

"Emperor Friedrich Ball, also known as Adolf Hitler" Even AI google translate's making Hitler ball jokes

14:19 *yes, the most tragic thing to happen duiring the WW2*

HE was such a gigachad that even in these troubling and very confusing times, he raised a kingdom and an army in minor nations and destriyed the majors singlehandedly huge props to HIM👏

HE, the greatest man of history

17:10 so that’s what the black loads were for…

It’s a shame we haven’t seen more of The Buddha and how he’s actually a quarter of all things on Earth. I’ll take *HIM* over The Buddha though, as *HE* seemed to be doing a lot for the allies than The Buddha would have ever done. Thank you for your service, the illustrious *HIM* .

We all talk about him, but I think we should focus on the author who killed several people went to Odessa and killed more

11:00 as a Brisbane resident I can tell you, this is a real historical event. The Americans were paid better and started picking up more women than the Australian soldiers so they had a small fight

Man I just wanted to say thank you for your work. These were 20 funniest minutes of my life without break. This video is absolutely incredible and I appreciate that you gave it your time and energy. This video should be way more popular! Looking forward to see another amazing videos of yours!! Keep it up!!!!!

"we will never stop fighting on earth" ~Winston Churchill, never

"the sun is stronger at night" now this is actually really deep because at night the sun is shining on the other side of the world so the other side of the world is always brighter than yours and the neighbours grass is always greener

ALL HAIL WANG JINGWEI, EMPEROR OF ROBOTIC HUMANITY

Can you imagine being in Canada, then all of a sudden the entirety of Canada just flies to Glasgow for no reason.

Ready for my master’s thesis on Shinzo Abe’s guarantee of independence for Europe during WWII and Italian fashion

HE was not the hero we asked, but HE was the hero we deserved...

5:05 I laughed for many moments, but as I am polish man myself, this quote definitely got me wheezing

The part with Joseph Goebbels and the word "Drama!" With flowers and sunshine everywhere is so funny to me 😂

EVERYONE: "Which side are you on?" HE: "Yes."

I love how the "small ship" hit by radio attack is a King George V-class battleship, one of the largest allied ships of the war.

nice to know Dr. Doolittle did his part in the war, god speed Doc, your a hero

Can't believe Google didn't make any mistakes in translating this.

I feel really sorry for Paul that he removed his leg just because his leader didn't want the kissing ban

*He* is a fearful individual. Thankfully *he* seems to be on our side.

Imagine being a history teacher and showing this to your students, April 1st.

My great-grandfather (born in 1945) was psychologically wounded as a result of the three year long Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895 of 1939-1942. He was diagnosed with Chronological Confusion, and has been temporally challenged ever since.

2:57 the fact that it could be any of our pillows….

We all know that "He" is secretly the Buddha

8:45 If only I could've listened to this...

Shit feels like a hoi4 game summary

6:48 they're in the middle of the global wizarding war against Grindelwald

“The United States Air Force is known as the United States Air Force” Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

I absolutely lost it at the moment Japan declared war on itself. I spent most of the video up to that point snickering to myself, but that was the moment that broke me.

"We will never stop fighting on earth" - Winston Churchill. Man, was that guy a visionary or what? 😂

Best documentary ever on world war ll. Biggest revelation ever: the course of history was often decided by the intervention of " him."

HE deserves an entire movie about him because he was an unspoken hero of his times.

2:34 This whole Soviet segment felt really passive aggressive and I love it.

As a Pakistani, I laughed out loud on the karachi bit. The USSR will have to deal with crappy police security here 😂😂

*He* is an absolute legend. Truly the most remarkable man to have ever lived

Let's all take a moment to appreciate HIM. HIM was such an amazing contribution to saving the world in WW2. Crazy how one guy can do that

I like to imagine the first person segments are written by the author writing down this timeline during his own experiences in the war, from losing his wife to the Soviets to travelling to Odessa (presumably to rescue her from the Soviets with that 50cent plane his auntie gave him) to grappling with the trauma of killing a person for the first time in the Ardennes

"This year has been tough. You have to be ready." That some cold ass quote right there

The fact that I can understand where some of these come from is so funny, like for example "after weight loss" might have been "after heavy losses"