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Your videos make me laugh like no other. Your editing makes my stomach hurt. I had to pause your first reading several times because I just couldn’t breath. I can’t wait!
@UmUrso Amarelado the deal is the creators also made sure to make it as realistic as possible when it came to the animals,accurate sizes and furrs for example. This means: *they shouldn't wear make up. Make up in furr is horrible*
What's really sad is how lovely the actual artwork is for this abomination of a premise. If this person would quit trying to make us all regurgitate the entirety of our digestive organs and stay true to the actual personalities and relationship dynamic of the characters, they could probably make a really nice fan comic.
carla ghj ruiz You're right. I'm just of the opinion that the artist's talents could be put to better use elsewhere. The artist can draw whatever they like.
I laughed so friggin hard when she said "now that you shamed me for my choices, I'm ready to hop on that fox DICK!" Holy shit. I'm done. Just...done...
neorenamon .R.I.P Nicholas Wilde. ????-2017-8-9. Reason: He died from licking his lover’s, Judy’s possibly-poisonous makeup off her face. Or her face or her fur was poisonous?
"The C* word" is a stupid joke the movie did to parody the" the N* word". In the movie one guy called Judy "cute" and Judy was like "only bunnies can use that word" so...yeah, now "The C* word" is the furry equivalent of the N* word.
That doesn't make any sense, wtf. The N word is a racial slur while cute is a complement, lol apparently one animal can't call another animal it likes "cute". "Ey, gurl you're really cute~" "That's racist >:("
I loved the movie, but that line made me cringe when I heard it. I can see "cute" being used as a minor insult, but even in the context of the movie it's not even remotely comparable to an actual racial slur.
@@-lightswitch-2916 Calling someone the N word *will never be a compliment.* No matter what race you are or if it ends in an "a" or "er". It's a racial slur that is offensive and rude.
@@alexandergalindo5064 *NO!!!!!!!!* *KILL ME!!!* *WHY AND HOW DO THESE EXIST?!* *WHO WOULD MAKE THESE AND BE PROUD OF IT? WHO WOULD MAKE THESE AND NOT EMINENTLY REGRET IT?!?!?*
It's for those things that i'm happy they are just friends in canon, this is the equivalent of those creppy comics from yaoi or yuri fans but with a straight ship.
Ignore them, don't read things like this, because no matter what any fanfic writer does, no one is doing anything to these characters in a canon universe anyway 😂
@WillFanofMany Weren't you always a Zootopia fan from the very beginning? Either way, I find it hard to believe that shippers "destroyed the fandom" like you claim. I can tell you from my experience that Zootopia fans are pretty mature and level-headed, generally avoiding the infamous shipping wars that a lot of other fandoms are notorious for. Sure, there's bad fanfiction, but that exists for every fandom. Besides, for every "I Will Survive", there's a dozen far better comics like "A Mother's Arms" to balance things out, so it's not like it's all bad.
The sad part about these comics is that they're actually drawn very well. The detail and proportions that go into them is professional Disney artist material. However, Borbo gives me many reasons to run my eardrums and eyes through with a needle cuz of the awful dialogue and pervy images. JLongbone is probably the only reason I'm remotely interested in these comics
Normal people: Why are there so many of them? Answer: *Edgelord furries* Furries: Owo how dare. Also; why does Borba make Judy such a crybaby and wreck her so much then make Nick such a creep? *Holy badgers of the UK dancing on mushrooms*
during the 3rd grade i had a classmate named megan who drank her own saliva out of a set of plastic vampire teeth during halloween,it was so awfull to hear and see that i remember it to this day...i watched this awfull comic for you so you get to know my pain to goddamnit
@@blankpage9277 carrot + catholic since SPOILERS her family is religious and they are rabbits. Even if EVEN MORE SPOILERS borba did a comic where it was hinted in a very distasteful way that judy was the result of an affair between her mother and her father's brother
@@jerichead3384 A Harry Potter fanfic about some goth vampire girl named _Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way_ that goes to Hogwarts and everything just goes downhill _fast_ from there. Is *the absolute worst* abomination ever created in Potterhead History. It has to be seen to be believed.
I once read a Zootopia comic from the darker side of the web, it was about Nick and Judy going to the 'Naturalist club' and competing on how many of the residents they could have sex with. I wasn't okay for a while after that.
Hey J, this dramatic reading of the comic was really funny and entertaining, which fulfills my long-awaited fix for bad Zootopia fanfiction. (Which I never fully realised until now.) Is it just me, or does Nick come across as creepy and possessive? He refuses to accept or appreciate Judy's makeup, licks her lips WITHOUT CONSENT, and acts as though Judy putting on a small amount of makeup makes her look "less pretty", only to be valued by his idea of "beauty", pushing her into feeling worse about herself and making him look all high and mighty. Which is a terrible way to write relationships! Also, the timing with Gorillaz's "Clint Eastwood" and Nick's facial reactions made me burst out laughing! Along with the INNOCENT PURE BODY bit, that was hilarious.
I think that reads a bit too deeply into this. It's furry pr0n. Borba just picked a scenario, added a flimsy conflict, and resolved it with sexy times.
Borba: I made another comic Jl on Christmas: let's get broken, let's get broken together this Christmas, you and me forget frosty,Rudolph and Charlie Brown I just want to get real sad.
I don't understand how someone can go through all the effort it takes to conjure up something like this (drawing, colouring, thinking of a plot, etc) and not realise at some point in the process that it is nothing but a massive detriment to society.
The manipulation in this comic honestly feels more inherently abusive than the entirety of “I will survive” There’s something that makes my skin absolutely crawl in the way Nick feels the need to control how Judy dresses, only thinly masked as a positive message. The comic’s message about inner beauty is incredibly superficial and really only a mask for him to openly shame her in a way that seems “well meaning” Absolutely gross
The hell? He didn’t say anything about the dress, not even about the makeup. He just looked disappointed. And you call that more abusive than actually laying hands on your partner cuz??
@@Jesei1211 nah admittedly I made this comment forever ago and I kinda worded it poorly I was more trying to get across that it felt insidious because it’s not as overtly abusive so it would be easier both for the characters within the story and readers to rationalize and not notice, and possibly even dismiss it Obviously a partner being physically abusive is very severe, and abuse should never be overlooked or dismissed no matter the kind I just kinda made a poor point trying to convey something I’d felt very strongly about in the moment and I’m willing to admit that
@@cockroachwithapencil9909 Sorry, I misjudged your point as coming from the “women can’t be abusers or as at least as severe as men” standpoint. He is being creepy in this comic but I wouldn’t consider it abuse since she also goes along with it afterwards. If it bothered her she definitely would have said something considering the characterization of her through out this comic and also the other one.
@@Jesei1211 I think the word creepy gets thrown around too much to be what it actually means. Sure Nick here mentioned that her makeup was overboard at worst but if we're to take it at face value he was saying that because he really prefers her without it. Guys who aren't especially attractive get called out for doing anything, especially things that we know for a fact more people would defend as romantic if they were 9s and 10s instead of 3s and 4s.
3:52 - So does Nick just have an affinity for eating lipstick in the same way kids will sometimes consume glue or chapstick? This is _weird_ to type out.
JLongbone- you wouldn't probably read this but...I'm so thankful to you, i was feeling depressed and you just upload a video! Thanks for all of my heart, is amazing as always!
3:02 ...jlongbone...I say this with all the respect in the world... But do the thoughts of “this will be the video that will either make all my followers unsubscribe” or “I want the human population to die from cringe” ever run across your brain when you upload a video? CUZ HOOOOOOBOY!
I literally just watched you read the last one like two days ago and I wished you made another reading of another cringeworthy Zootopia comic and FINALLY!!!! (Perfect timing haha. Keep up the great work JLongbone!)
The fedora wearing monster they've turned Nick into sums it up. He's become...a "nice guy." Also there's a lot of those in the furry community (I used to be part of it before it had a nuclear explosion), so I'm not surprised.
oh my god for a second I thought this video got deleted or something when I couldnt find it anymore but HERE IT IS, my favourite reading of these comics fr I laughed my ass off the first few times I watched your video im glad I found them again😭
I can understand your perspective how crazy fantom can get. As people who know me, I'll leave you with a quote "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe".
Cute really doesn't work as an analog for "only use this word if you're one of those things" since it's such a common word used by everyone. You'd need something more bunny specific. Like calling a rabbit a 'bunny' for instance.
I'd forgotten about this series and was in perfect bliss..... until RU-vid recommendations came in and fucking wrecked it. Thanks RU-vid for reminding me of this hellish comic.
1:05 "I ain't happy. I'm feeling bad. I got sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long. The future, is coming on. Is coming on. Is coming on. Is coming on. Is coming on." - Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz
