HOUTÉ TORTURÉ - Brooke Houts Dog Assault RANT 

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Your spoiled rich white girl impression is disturbingly on point.

"I didn't spit on my dog, I just allowed my mouth to shoot out saliva in the direction of an animal I "love and care for"

Brook looks like the type to force a vegan diet on a child when all the kid wants is chicken nuggets

I just keep hearing DJ Khaled say "congratulations, you played yourself." in my head lmao

I think the worse part is abusive punishments don't work on dogs anyway. If she wanted him to stop, all she had to do was not give him attention. That would've made him finally calm down. Plus, why would you get a large energetic breed like a Doberman if you don't have the temper for him? She needs to have the poor dog taken away.

It's like she skimmed a book on dog obedience and mixed it with a BDSM book.

Pro Gamer tip: If your dog jumps up on you and you want him to stop, turn away from it and dont acknowledge it until it stops. A good exercise is to enter the room, if the dog jumps turn away and leave the room again. Repeat until the dog stops jumping up. When you enter the room and the dog stays down, reward him with attention or treats. Cease rewards if the dog jumps again. If you have a large/energetic dog try training after the dog has had exercise or it will tire you out before you can get through a training session and inconsistency is killer for any training.

So basically, Brooke: “Uhm yeah I may hit my dog buT its not like he shows any physical signs of pain and AlSo i buy him toys so that completely negates all my abuse towards him mKaY” Z o i n k s

Ugh I feel so gross right now. I need several showers with bleach to get the stench of fake off of me. Thanks for calling her out J!

I work with animals and have dealt with rowdy dogs even bigger than this doberman, I was just bitten twice while dogsitting a terrier who haaated me. I've been bruised by dogs so badly there were literally pawprints on my skin. I completely understand not wanting to be around a dog or being pissed at misbehavior. But jfc my eyes rolled right out of my skull reading that self-pitying, egocentric, worthless excuse for an apology. I'm appalled that she's allowed to breathe my air, what a raging pile of shit.

The worst part is that Brooke literally acknowledged in a previous video that dogs do NOT respond well to physical punishments...🙄

"he was not visibly or audibly in pain" you know, except at the end of the video where he yelped off camera while she wailed on him out of frame. But then again, she thinks because she took the footage down that we didn't see her spit on her dog and she can just say "Sorry I raised my voice at him and DID NOT spit on him."

There is one reason and one reason only as to why she didn't bring up going full wrestler on her dog: she knows fully well saying something along the lines of " I'm sorry for slamming my dog's head on the ground. " would ruin her so-called 'apology' and destroy any sense of credibility she had from any of the people who hadn't seen the video. This isn't how you properly train ANYONE, human or animal, how to properly behave. The fact she praises and joins in her dog's hyperactivity only to lash out in extreme violence later will only confuse the poor dog and could make him grow up to be extremely fearful or as violent himself. Teaching a dog when it is and isn't appropriate to jump around the place is something that has to be taught and it requires lots of care and patience. The fact she is so quick to excuse some of her actions and completely ignore others shows just how much she doesn't see her dog as an equal. The whole " I can't be an animal abuser because I bought him lots of toys. " Is basically the same as saying " I know I threw my wife down the stairs, but I bought her lots of gifts so I'm not a domestic abuser. " Dogs aren't just cute things to buy like some expensive purse, they require the same amount of care and attention as any human child. There have already been enough studies and cases showing that dogs do react with strong emotions and have a very good memory, so long exposure to this kind of abuse can leave them mentally traumatized.

Dog: henlo Hooman, I will love you for ever because you are my master and I care about you without a second thought. Thot: *spits on dog* REEEEEEEE! Dog: 😐...

I don’t get how people can abuse the animals they voluntarily got. I stayed up all night last night in absolute panic over my cat Jason just having an upset stomach!

Well thankfully, the LAPD is investigating her. Let's hope they take the dog away from her

I, a grown man, was making diva-gestures when you were reading her apology in that Cali-White-girl tone 😂

Child: "Mommy! Mommy!" **approaches for a kiss and hug with open arms** Her: **Slaaaaaap** "HWAT DID I TELL YOU? ... I'm your human parent! This behavior is unacceptable."

You can tell by the way the message is said that someone else helped her with it. It might've come across as more genuine if she used her typical speaking mannerisms in the apology.

"If he was audibly and physically in pain" Okay so A) I'm going to assume she meant 'visibly' in pain, not 'physically' and B) Years ago, we saw my dog limping a little after going for a run and we're like "Oh, he must have gotten something stuck in his paw, let's take him to the vet and make sure he's okay." Turned out his damn *knee* was broken- not badly enough that there was any visible damage, not so much that he was whimpering or crying- all he was doing was limping, and not even that badly. He even had his goofy dog personality going on even when it was obvious that he would have been in some serious pain. The thing about animals is that they don't communicate sickness and pain very well; they're pretty good at compensating for it and hiding it, which is why you don't realize that Whiskers has stomach cancer until it's way too late to do anything about it. I guarantee you the dog was in some degree of pain from the hitting (spitting, while gross and inappropriate to us, probably doesn't mean much to him unless it gets in his eye), but because it wasn't *enough* pain to warrant a clear and prolonged pain-reaction, she wouldn't have noticed that he was hurt. (Unless, y'know, she uses her fucking deductive reasoning skills and figures out that "HITTING = PAIN") re: that one example, I mean, the thing about a three year-old is that they can *talk.* They can say 'ow, that hurts' or start crying to communicate they're in pain (and because we're human, we instinctively recognize these expressions and cues better than we would from an animal). I don't think this girl would necessarily abuse a child, tbh: People are more likely to abuse animals than kids because animals can't rat the abuser out to the cops the way a kid can.

The end sounds like when you accuse your parents of abuse and they say "But we buy you so much stuff!"

Notice she never acknowledges spitting on the dog.

Karmic death: Feasted upon by my dogs

Whats sad is if you watch the video she made back in January, "Where is Sphinx?" this story gets more fucking infuriating. Here are some of the her points from the video. 1. Says her lack of training him caused him "behavioral issues", and he didn't take well to professional training. Honestly, hearing how much they travel later on, he probably never got enough professional training for it to work and she didn't want to wait or pay for it. 2. He didn't take well to her new boyfriend. 3. He did things they "couldn't train out of him" which led him to be unpredictable which SHE COULD HAVE NEVER PREDICTED (her words), then Sphinx started being aggressive and attacked 4 other dogs, which she is concerned about because he would be put down...but also she could have been sued and "lost everything." 4. They moved to new home where the HOA doesn't allow Dobermans, something they would obviously know well before moving in, so I guess her getting the home she wanted was more important that the creature she took in and abused...But of course she says they wanted the best for him. 5. She talks about how even if they kept them they travel a lot and he was too aggressive so they knew he would attack another dog again. I guess they never heard of a leash. And thats that. They "re-homed" him. Of course for her it was a completely selfless act that they did for his best interest. Which, it probably is absolutely in his best interest, but we know that she got rid of him to suit her lifestyle. Interestingly, he is NOT aggressive to another dog in his new home. Almost like an aggressive dog becomes less aggressive when its no longer around an owner that beat the fuck out of them because they have anger issues. Weird. 6. She cries. Cunt.

Not even 30 seconds into the vid and I subscribed. You’re naturally funny.

dobermans are incredibly smart and very easy to train. they love their family/master so much they would put themselves in danger and literally die for them without thinking twice. is this why she has one? this makes me sad.

I've dealt with a lot of animals in my life. I've been scratched, peed on, and bitten. I have never had a reaction of spitting on the animal. I cannot fathom such a reaction to a young dog wanting to play. I've taken care of dobermans and standard poodles. Never have I struck the animals. I just can't understand her behavior.

I have heard of Brooke Houts... when you mentioned her

Uuh she should've taught him not to jump up at her a long time ago ithink,

Brooke’s ex boyfriend came out and said when she stayed with *she didn’t even shower or bathe once*

I love how you read it like Debbie from the Wild Thornberrys lol

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I love your channel and vids and hair Edit:thanks for the likes guys..💕

Your valley girl impression was hysterical

‘I love my dog’ **beats him to submission**

New JLongbone!!!! Is this Christmas?

I love Rottweilers and when it comes to big dogs, they need to be trained properly very early in life. If she didnt want the doberman to jump on her, she should have train it. She could have also taken him for a good walk. That does wonders for energetic breeds. Poor puppy. If she cant care for it, dont have a dog. Due to things in my current life, I cannot own a dog, but I'd rather wait until I can take care of it properly.

I had to pause this and pet my dog, just to let him know he's safe.

7:48 "I get him all the treats he could ever want! Therefore, I have the right to abuse him all I want!"

It just drives me CRAZY that a male youtuber would not get away with this. Do you think the internet would be on about the dog not showing "physical signs of pain" if a man had hit that dog?

this is the best video I've seen all day

love the Cruella Deville thumbnail

your style of comedy is the only way id be able stomach this shit. thank you for existing

That doberman might snap one day...

This breaks my fucking heart :( I've owned dobermans my whole life, they are the most loyal and affectionate creatures on the planet. They want nothing more than to be loved and make their family happy. I can't even watch the video, I cry too much every time I try

Your Valley Girl voice was priceless.🤣

i heard from someone this channel real fire so here i am. enjoyed the video :) very epic

Like a good few before me, I’ve been sent here from shoe0nhead. Now subscribed because you’re a riot

Remember: if you beat the shit out of something but it doesnt cry, you are without fault.

Love your new hair~ great video, hun

Just found your channel...so fucking happy. Best channel.

When disciplining a dog there are a few options, flick their nose, put them outside for a while, you can put them in a submission hold but it is hardly necessary, or just sternly tell him no. Obviously what she did was unnecessary, like what the heck was up with spitting on him. Dobermans are extremely intelligent and needs a lot of mental stimulation, that’s why they are mainly recommended for experienced dog owners. If what she says is true about spoiling the dog then that doesn’t look good either, it shows a clear lack of experience. If you need to correct a dog, telling them “no” is a good start, but you can’t get worked up or else the dog won’t take you seriously, you need to be stern and emotionless when trying to stop a dog from doing something. Dogs work off of their owners activity level, so if they see that you are calm and confident they will reflect that.

I watched a lot of reaction vids to this and this is the most brutal. 10/10

“I’m not going to play the victim. But here’s 5000 excuses.”

I don’t know if you’re intentionally doing this, but your reading reminds of that “Chills Top15” dude, and I love it.

I had to hug my dog after I saw how she treated her dog.

I cannot get over your amazing hair

You know it’s bad when Logan Paul calls her a vile person

Love your stuff

dude its 3 am but i guess im gonna watch this

I love your hair!

Shoeonhead sent me here, I’ve subscribed!

0:39 Any time you see a woman wearing her hair in a psychobun like that, you know you're dealing with....well...a psycho.

JLong, I legitimately had no idea who this cretin was before your video.

The way you read it made it so much more bearable to read.

I love your content. You are so funny and your LA White Chick accent is spot on.

When she said she spit on the dog I choked on my spit

THE CARROT OMG I CANT BREATHE

Talking from experience with my current dog, who is fairly small but very hyper. She runs like fucking super speed in the yard, bites shoes when playful, barks all the time, and tends to bite when hyper. We have fun with her but when it gets too much, we have ways to get her to stop better than hitting. Or pinning her by her fucking fur.

I don't know much about dogs, but I do know that sometimes you need to do something that seems unintuitive in order to teach them, and it differs by breed But I haven't really heard about the "slap and spit" method. I don't think that's real. :think:

The Academy is honored.

GIRL UR GORGEOUS

I fucking love your immitation voices

The voice you used for her omg 😂😂😂

When my dog, with whom I never took walks with cuz he would drag me around like a piece of cloth, is being too rowdy, I stay put and look straight ahead to show him that I'm not playing, that always makes him sit down and give me the puppy eyes... so we go back to playing.

It reminded me of an old case we had in Brazil which is surprisingly similar in some aspects years ago. Viih Tube. Brazillians know what I'm talking about.

Shoe on Head sent me, but I subbed for the snark.

4:48 never go full demon

I have a large dog. He’s a 110 lb German Shepherd/English Mastiff mix. I readily admit that I am not nearly the dog owner I was before I had kids. He gets much less attention now. I get frustrated with him much more easily. But I have never spit on him. And we don’t hit him. Because normal people don’t do that. I have raised my voice at him. Only when he’s about to do something dangerous (running into the road) or is doing something that could hurt my small children (he’s never tried to hurt them, he just doesn’t realize how big he is). I understand being frustrated with an animal while you’re trying to film something, but like... come on. You are filming and asking the dog to be active and playful. He doesn’t know you’re filming. He doesn’t know what you want from him. That isn’t going to get you the behavior you want. You can’t encourage play one minute and then get mad when he’s playing the next minute.

Don't spit on your dog, don't slap your dog in the face.. but remember, dogs are dogs, not kids . Don't treat your dog like it's a person, this is harmful to the dog!!!

The worst part is that there are people who don't think it's abuse

Another channel @PayMoneyWubby has done this bi@*** a gander and I’m glad you’re doing it too.

Why would she get a dog she knew would be big and aggressive if she was gonna hit it if it did that?

I hate how people who do horrible things and show it somehow get away from it, i mean usually it still wont go good for them but I’m surprised companies will allow this, i guess negative talkings are worse then negative actions, oh wait it isn’t

My roommate's dog Orion is on the couch right now, and I shit you not-- the second I asked him what he thought about all this, he just yawned, rolled over on his side, and farted. fuckin' wisdom.

Great video

You are amazing💎💎💎💎

I heard that she even treats other people's dogs almost the same way like dropping them, and she keeps her doberman in a closet at night so yeah.. *ELECTRIC CHAIR* 👩🏾‍⚖👩🏾‍⚖

One of factors to the current human development in the world are dogs, they were with us from the start and are till the end.

0:05 because we don’t deserve good things, like our end, even though we also don’t deserve the pain of most modern activism.

TIL you can hit your dog as long as your over compensate with toys. ☻

I'm not a dog training professional, but I have learned quite a lot about how to train dogs. What she was doing is not even close to what she *should* be doing...That poor baby Doberman...Q-Q Thank you JLongbone for calling this b*tch out.

People who hit dogs like that should be put to sleep.

I love when your voice git all deap when you called her a bitcb lol. 7:40

The best way to deal with excited or bouncy dogs is to not give them attention or if they are biting you I tend to flick my puppies snout or give him a slight slap on the snout and tell him no or just put your hand in front of their face not wrestle them to the ground and spit on them this isn't wwe it's a pet

Funny thing is when all this shit when down it was my dog birthday

That thumbnail.... 1000/10

7:03 *plays small sad violin* 🎻🎶

The fucking Contrapoints-lookin thumbnail really made me laugh.