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Terrible things are happening in America and Anthony Jeselnik is tired of people overreacting.
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@DeezNuts-qs3du 4 года назад

Dark comedy is like a dead baby. It never gets old.

@buckfuddy489 4 года назад

Deez Nuts I see what u did there!!! 🤣

@buckfuddy489 4 года назад

Deez Nuts great user name too!! 🥜

@aliasoma 4 года назад

And just like that dead baby this joke hasn't aged well.

@IrishCarney 4 года назад

Stalin says, dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it.

@jeremyowens4115 4 года назад

Legend

@itsroshawnb 5 лет назад

This guy is so good man. His economy of words, pacing, how he's able to make you think you know exactly where the joke is going and then just hit you with something you don't expect. It's masterful.

@dleoner1 5 лет назад

RoShawn Briscoe misdirection at its finest

@chairmanofthebored6860 4 года назад

Dude has been my favorite for a long time now

@dleoner1 4 года назад

JJD just make sure she has on her Anthony mask instead of her own. Makes it easier for me to get to sleep. Wanna keep trolling? I got all day son.

@dleoner1 4 года назад

JJD soy boy? That’s all you got? Fuck outta here man, go troll someone else’s page. Signed, a retired Marine

@dleoner1 4 года назад

JJD nah man, happily married with a beautiful wife and child. Is that all you have or would you like to continue to pass off more of your own insecurities to me?

@steadywatching7564 2 года назад

"People hit the roof before the baby even touches the floor." What a beautiful display of language art.

@HUSTLER1346 2 года назад

so funny

@potatopotatopotatotomato9035 Год назад

ur a language fart

@Traisas 4 месяца назад

comedic musical poetry 👌👌

@JonOroMusic 5 лет назад

Damn what a set up. He let everyone decide for themselves what the worst thing could be, then totally broke that tense feeling in the air. Genius formula.

@TheAustinGuy 5 лет назад

it's almost like that's what comedy is.

@gammasmash1924 4 года назад

It's all about building that tension. I used to do standup(wasn't too bad, but not great, I have an old video on my page if you wanna check it out)and have tons of respect for Anthony. He's an amazing writer. Most comedians pull from life experience(myself included.) You don't see many pure joke writers like Anthony these days, and his delivery/timing are incredibly precise.

@beni-cy4gx 4 года назад

Tada a joke

@hashtrozombie 4 года назад

Can we just talk about your picture.. iconic

@TCt83067695 3 года назад

It's in the title of the video

@narcisosalasmartinez4741 5 лет назад

I dropped my brother as a baby. He turned out fine. I got a beating so bad I don't remember anything before the age of 8.

@esraeloh8681 5 лет назад

Your parents might have issues to do you that sort of damage bud

@JakenFren 4 года назад

nobody cares

@curiouskarl5485 4 года назад

@Nungshi1 i don't know what you're complaining about with asian parents as a kid i had a japanese friend and his parents always let him out of the crate when it was time for school

@yeltsin6817 4 года назад

Lol

@SS-yc5km 4 года назад

@@curiouskarl5485 😂😂

@Hellgrinde 4 года назад

“Its a two step process, maybe less...” 😂

@JonReremy 3 года назад

that last example sounded like a 40 step process

@MrPainkiller616 3 года назад

Step 1: Hold baby Step 2: Don't

@FMDedits Год назад

@@MrPainkiller616 (1) drop baby (2) scoop it back up

@Z3sty367 5 лет назад

"Hows your day going?" Anthony-"I was walking around in the parking lot and saw a baby locked in a hot car........ .....So its been a good day"

@michaelll 5 лет назад

My little nephew was staying over with me one night. So it's a good thing I childproofed my apartment. Cause that little fucker ran around all-night, and couldnt get in . Anthony's the best. Top 3 comedians of all time.

@marhcNecro 5 лет назад

@@michaelll He's brilliant but way too wet behind the ears to be that high in an all time list. Hasn't even faced career and/or life tragedy yet. Carlin, Pryor, Sam Kinison, Don Rickels, Patrice O'Neal, Greg Giraldo, hell even Louis CK and Dave Chapelle, and those are just the guys that specialize(d) in stand-up and roasts.

@marhcNecro 5 лет назад

@@michaelll Truth exists independent of opinions. Some opinions are further from the truth than others. RE: personal/career tragedy -- a bit of a joke about how bad things seem to happen to the best comedians because they're anti-establishment. Basically, Jeselnik is too insincere and inexperienced to be a legend yet. He's edgy but fake. Couldn't read your full reply, yt censorship is way out of control lately.

@EstaDePiPi 4 года назад

M Westerberg insecure and fake ?

@marhcNecro 4 года назад

@@EstaDePiPi Insincere. And besides that he's just overrated by edgy dorks who clearly have no knowledge of comedy from before 1998.

@TheNormanmurk 5 лет назад

I'm jealous of his timing.

@ShaunKAndersonTV 5 лет назад

Don’t be

@romanj5256 5 лет назад

Lets stop this conversation please

@romanj5256 4 года назад

@Derek McCumber whats your style of joke?

@pentriket6458 4 года назад

@@TheNormanmurk thknsa for editeing this

@mikmook4781 4 года назад

His timing is amazing. I've never been able to drop a baby and scoop it up without anyone noticing. If this were an Olympic sport, like it should be, he'd be the Usain Bolt of baby dropping.

@erickruckenberg8716 4 года назад

"I don't think I've held a baby to completion." LMAO what does that even mean?!?!

@MarkoMood 4 года назад

That he never held a baby all the way until the parents asked the baby back, he always dropped it.

@malevolentseed 4 года назад

It means a pregnant woman completing the birthing process. He's playing off that concept.

@onizeonwukeme2200 4 года назад

Guys, Mr Jeslnik is talking about making comments and political views. As well as the way peoppe overreact when you drop a small thought (maybe Tweets) on social media. He had just previously spoken about the political climate, and was actually continuing his commentary on that using symbolism/metaphor.

@onizeonwukeme2200 4 года назад

@JoshNortonalias Really? But how would you know... i mean logically it follows. He also ends this particular Special talking about abortion rights (a political topic). So, I'm inclined to think he really was playing with symbolism/metaphor. But it's all good. You're entitled to your interpretation :-)

@bryanmoreno8166 4 года назад

Same reason he’s only holding it with one hand

@cecarter10 5 лет назад

I like how he had everybody on the edge of their seats and then says have you ever dropped a baby lol

@cobalt1754 5 лет назад

This man dropping truth bombs like he drops babies.

@eightthoughts4457 3 года назад

I see what you did there.🤣

@equation2764 3 года назад

that too 3 floors deep

@davidwethington9320 4 года назад

His delivery is John Malkovich doing a Christopher Walken impression.

@LilithGrey...FromHell 4 года назад

That's exactly what I was thinking 😄

@ao23ish 4 года назад

Spot on.

@SketchyDJM 3 года назад

Came here to make a John Malkovich comment. Seems I’m 9 months too slow.

@tpainter81 3 года назад

Was going to say he sounds like John malkovich in con air.

@stevenboelke6661 3 года назад

oh my god, you're right

@rchill4556 2 года назад

"And no1 was the wiser.. Especially that baby". That was sucha killer joke.

@Edd.M.I. 12 дней назад

I'm here for this comment 😂😂😂

@aslan2709 4 года назад

“Your ever held a baby...how could you not?” Lol dying

@714jk 4 года назад

Just like that baby

@r.m.5548 2 года назад

That wasnt the joke, you JUST listened to it and you still messed this up

@thecooljohn100 4 года назад

Idk if it's just me but I feel like Anthony is hella underrated. I don't feel like he's talked about enough for how damn good he is. I mean in this joke he purposefully digs himself into a hole with the set-up, just to win everyone back with the baby line. You can feel the tension in the room right before his punchline, which in itself sets up the rest of the jokes. It's just brilliant and ballsy and he's always tip toeing those two lines. He's a top of the line "word artist" lol.

@ashchaya7676 5 лет назад

4:27 "I say yeah, for a little bit..." HAHAHAHAA I've always said this guy is a comedic magician!

@reaper2910 5 лет назад

That beard and kinda-grey-ish hair. Kinda makes me wanna have his babies... As a man... And drop them. Twice.

@derekortiz3663 5 лет назад

Have them twice. Buy one get one.

@cloud_monkey422 5 лет назад

Fran Naranđa if you decide to have eight more with him, and drop all the of them, I can carry them out ten at a time to try and save them from the medics, so I can cunt punt them off the cliff before they get their creepy hands on them precious babies smh

@branon6565 5 лет назад

Fran Naranđa....fucking gross...

@Figs3 5 лет назад

It would be a science baby...

@reaper2910 5 лет назад

@@Figs3 and I would love dropping it... for science, ofc :D

@keikei2556 5 лет назад

One of my favorite comedians. I love dark humor 😁😍

@dead493 9 месяцев назад

held that baby 30-45 seconds, a personal best lmfaooooooooo

@katherinekelly6432 4 года назад

Dropping them is OK. It's when you throw them people get super angry.

@TheShadowflarer 3 года назад

Crazy right?! People are stupid, its just a simple throw

@rn2511 5 лет назад

His timing is legendary. Love him.

@p-ar1755 7 месяцев назад

It’s amazing how he tells hilarious jokes about dropping babies for more than 4 minutes, yet his last punchline is funnier than anything he said previously!

@daveguy11 4 года назад

This may be the mostly perfectly crafted piece of sick humor in the history of comedy. Just wow.

@genericusername8337 4 года назад

There's no such thing as sick humor. Secondly, that statement makes it sound like your sample size of dark comedy is really small, or maybe that you just have a shitty memory.

@TheAustinGuy 5 лет назад

You tell one funny joke and everyone thinks you’re the life of the party You drop one baby and you’re never invited again. Double standards, smh.

@Loonaticx 5 лет назад

Well I mean it's a party, people drop shit all the time. The real question is who the hell is bringing babies to parties?

@TheAustinGuy 5 лет назад

@@Loonaticx baby showers

@Loonaticx 5 лет назад

@@TheAustinGuy fair play

@yangdu7194 5 лет назад

Jason Cuellar if it’s a baby shower then it would probably be drowned rather than dropped, logically.

@joelrichardson5139 5 лет назад

You do both, and the cops are called. Like wtf

@robertjensen9775 5 лет назад

Best dark comic alive today.

@sammccubbin1047 5 лет назад

I hear the Walken, but I'm also getting some Malkovich too.

@robertjensen1048 3 года назад

His timing and delivery and misdirection is easily in that top 1% of all comics. You can tell he works hard at his craft.

@weaselbomber 5 лет назад

Gotta hint of Christopher Walken in his voice

@stephaniecawein9643 5 лет назад

weaselbomber yes that’s it you’re right

@amazingcaucasian1 5 лет назад

Damn I was just trying to figure out who he sounded like. You nailed it

@balloakz9857 5 лет назад

I'd say more like John Malkovich.

@nicksainsbury7152 5 лет назад

Balloaks You can hear Christopher Walken talking about dropping babies.

@Steve-bv1to 5 лет назад

@@balloakz9857 Exactly what I thought. Got super Cyrus the Virus vibes from Con Air from this!

@Xpzilla 5 лет назад

“You all just clapped for a dead baby” - Louis CK

@HalIucinations 3 года назад

He creates a bubble of tension among the audience and then effortlessly pops it and it makes the whole bit

@kaminaridenki2056 4 года назад

i love the way he says ‘baby’

@ureawizardharry 4 года назад

"yeah... For a little bit" Omygod im dyinggg

@tommyb5899 2 года назад

Quite possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard! Perfect delivery… absolutely perfect! “it’s a two step process… maybe less…”

@ModeratelyAmused 5 лет назад

Fan with baby: I'm a big fan can you tell me a joke? Anthony: Sure, hand me your baby and I'll pretend like it's a microphone.

@Multiswagbeast 5 лет назад

Then walks away

@rustylee1836 2 года назад

Mic drop xD

@krrrruptidsoless 5 лет назад

Netflix is a joke should change the title from giving away the punchline. 🤷

@Olaz1 5 лет назад

Yea that was stupid

@Aristigon 4 года назад

Agreed, that great setup is ruined before you watch the video. Glad I watched the special first. Idiots

@JonReremy 3 года назад

true, but if you're just trying to look it up after already watching it, most people are just going to type "dropping a baby"

@tfpp1 3 года назад

"Dropping the baby" is not the punchline. That's the setup, he says it straight from the beginning. The punchline is the whole "three flights of stairs bit".

@konvan28 5 лет назад

Finally, in 2019 ,dead baby jokes are making a comeback.

@homosexualitymydearwatson4109 5 лет назад

I have a feeling you’d like Tik Tok. Gen Z is the generation that actively jokes on killing themselves. You live in the best generation for edgy humor (but also the worst because we happen to be far more sensitive)

@Wankomancer 4 года назад

Unlike the babies

@andrew5744 4 года назад

Homosexuality My Dear Watson everyone jokes about killing themselves my guy In fact, Your comment made me wanna kill myself just a lil bit

@MrJimbojamez 4 года назад

Those dropped babies aren't dead yet...

@jasondeaver2117 4 года назад

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off em

@pazwretzky4673 5 лет назад

the serious buildup........and then........babies dropping everywhere

@Bobo-wp2bw Год назад

The way he builds tension in the room and completely dissolves it with one line is incredible

@Praben 5 лет назад

He looks so different with facial hair

@suzyflorida1193 5 лет назад

Worse!

@happyhappyjoyjoy2154 4 года назад

I like it....hes a grown ass man lol

@milan9180 4 года назад

@@suzyflorida1193 much much better and hot!

@barbara8802 4 года назад

Sexy

@dustinropp 4 года назад

I could only tell it was him because the voice lol

@JTNorton 4 года назад

Masterful delivery of his stage character, audience awareness and timing it is just top shelf skills. You can see him making sure he keeps them “disturbingly hooked” though out the joke.

@c.c.schaeffer8678 2 года назад

My favorite thing about him is how difficult it is to get to the point before he does. He’s always keeping an audience on their toes! Love it!

@momonz7656 3 года назад

I don’t think I’ve ever held a baby...to completion

@unusuario5173 3 года назад

Man... His delivery is flawless.

@sugablossom976 5 лет назад

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at comedy omfg

@a.m.7438 4 года назад

He has terminator speech deadpan delivery. And the topics are hardcore. Guys a beast lol. He won't make you laugh out the loudest but his jokes will knock you back.

@I_Santos_ 2 года назад

He almost couldn’t hold it together at his last punchline 🤣

@calisongbird 2 года назад

That hint of a smile at the final punchline in the video…

@paulroche6969 2 года назад

One of the greatest bits in stand up comedy history. Incredibly masterful.

@Jeca299 5 лет назад

He's amazing!

@daveguy11 4 года назад

"...to completion." Fucking genius.

@yeltsin6817 5 лет назад

I dropped my youngest once. Was watching Borat and that crazy scene where they were wrestling naked and then running thru the hotel. It was thick pile carpet. She’s 12 and all good.

@muskokamike127 4 года назад

except for that facial tick lol

@mrnewzmrnewz2057 5 лет назад

So glad he dropped his last special, it was legit funny from start to finish. Shout out to Jessica, thank you.

@mrcoldman1515 5 лет назад

Last special as in latest. Please mean that.

@mrnewzmrnewz2057 5 лет назад

@@mrcoldman1515 yes, probably just his latest, he might not drop another one for a long time. Drop another special, not babies, we know he does that all the time. He doesn't do alot of specials, but he does tour often.

@jumpinjojo 4 года назад

MrNEWz MrNEWz Drop?? As in he's not going to air it? What happened?

@anonym58063 11 месяцев назад

What was so special about that last baby?

@georgezoric6953 2 года назад

Funny as hell and DAMN, he looks good! Looks like a Terminator hipster. Slaying whole audiences with his lethal jokes.

@DaveChimny Год назад

I heard this bit a million times now and I still have to laugh so hard that half of the times I drop my baby.

@NZVideoGuy 11 месяцев назад

Whenever I'm feeling down, I bring up a video of Anthony. Boom. Depression gone. 😂😂

@EmoEmu 4 года назад

At least he doesn't spike them. That shit is hard to get off a nice carpet.

@bizzle2424 5 лет назад

Such a patient comic.

@UnfitToLive 4 года назад

Love his show paced delivery and sexy voice. Great relaxing laughs before bed.

@lexblack8759 4 года назад

I've seen hundreds of comics. This guy has THEE BEST delivery of all time.

@user-jj4wb3tv2q 2 года назад

this man....idk how i just discovered him but wow, he is the only comedian so far to make me laugh to the point i was coughing 🤣 i love dark humor and he just knows how to steer his jokes perfectly lmao a true genius really

@toso69420 3 года назад

When I become a dad. I'll go and meet this guy. And give him my baby. And tell him, "Drop this baby like a beat"

@evanswaithaka8795 3 года назад

He's the first guy to make me laugh at the expense of a dead baby.. genius

@dieselayres3547 4 года назад

Always love when surfing RU-vid. And boom!!! I discover a new comic that I haven't seen before!! This guy is awesome!!

@belle.b.mikaelson Месяц назад

The smile at the end, is everythimg .!!... LOL

@HiNinqi 4 года назад

I love him so much. Dear annoying youtube algorithm: show me more Anthony Jeselnik instead of stuff I don't care about!

@EmeqPL 4 года назад

Them timings on them jokes is something I need to learn

@mirzabaig2004 2 года назад

This joke and his timing is perfect. Loved his special and this guy is so underrated

@alibee1978 4 года назад

I’ve watched this and shared it about 10 times and still can’t stop laughing at him 😂😂😂

@uhhhhyourmom 5 лет назад

The ultimate edgelord

@user-pd1fc3sy8u 4 года назад

Anthony at 3:56 sounds like Christopher Walken

@derrinmathew1148 3 года назад

Everyone: drops mic Anthony : drops baby😂😂

@eme.261 5 лет назад

This got dark-- he lulled the audience into complacency, so they were complicit in the guilt when his actions increasingly grew more psychotic. A very well-crafted, sick joke. It's as if he said, "Oh, you think there are some things too awful to laugh at? Really? Let me tell you about my predilection for dropping babies, deliberately." Clever man.

@thematiasmadness7010 5 лет назад

I love this man

@flex_piper 4 года назад

If *Ryan Reynolds* and *Dane cook* had a baby, Then that baby grew up in the Bates motel and one day decided to leave as an adult. You would have *Anthony Jeselnik*

@crios333 4 года назад

The parents would be the best parents ever

@nathanwhiting5475 4 года назад

This dude is way funnier than Dane Cook.

@crios333 4 года назад

@@nathanwhiting5475 kinda

@figliodihades 4 года назад

@@crios333 aint no "kinda" bro..waaaaay funnier.

@yourcommondriver9681 4 года назад

dan cook is Crook..literally he stole jokes

@pulengmofokeng1432 4 года назад

Dark humor is awesome and Anthony is the best at it.. I love him😂😂

@alanshen91420 3 года назад

So good, it's literally funny because the way he does it

@haynesfield1015 5 лет назад

One of my favorite comedians

@ChrisINFJ 5 лет назад

i love the dude. hes funny as hell. people love telling how much this dislike jokes, but jokes have categories. and theirs a categorie for everyone. if you end up not liking the joke, then your seeing the wrong comedian just move on. Anthony is for dark souls. love the facial hair transition btw. you were clean shaven when i saw you last and then full beard lol

@LimmeLimbo 5 лет назад

No one is funny to everyone

@lsudx479 Год назад

Hahahahahahaha the last line almost made him break character for a split second.

@richardcheese8281 4 года назад

Nobody is the wiser... especially not the baby. I feel like that one went right over most heads 😂

@King-jq5vt 3 года назад

One if the best comedic writers alive and his timing is maybe the greatest ever.

@NoteFromSELF 6 месяцев назад

I know it's been 2 years, but: *of

@eugenechege1621 5 лет назад

Jeselnik never disappoints!

@sergioclaure991 Месяц назад

Haha the dark humor and timing is like a storm with this guy

@mathewhaight Год назад

I love how he sets up the Domino's and right when you think he's knocking them down, he's just setting up more.

@att_ronez9993 3 года назад

His flow and timing is honestly unmatched. Anyone could have told that same joke and it wouldn’t have even been half as funny

@narrenitsuwaru8052 4 года назад

I got dropped on my head a lot as a baby. Which would explain my false memories.

@imtiazsk2991 4 года назад

Simply Amazing! Anthony is my kind of comedian.

@biggn8578 2 года назад

With a straight face...priceless

@brandonarmstrong4947 3 года назад

The fact that he is so serious and the serious tone in his voice her has makes it even funnier

@_Shoebill_ 3 года назад

“Anthony,will you hold my bebe?” “Yeah,for a little bit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adn1785 2 года назад

"Anthony, just how far do you think you can go with a joke?" "Yes."

@JeremyCuddles 4 года назад

This man for sure practiced how to say baby as funny as he could. The delivery every time he says baby is top notch.

@thegoose4650 4 месяца назад

How he doesn’t laugh at his own jokes is beyond me

@Soniesfera 25 дней назад

Jokes?

@cancel.lgbtq.6892 5 лет назад

I miss his show on CC. Too bad he doesnt do roast show any more. He was so good but instead CC decided to put some unfunny people on roast...

@MalachiTheBear7 5 лет назад

Yeah like Ann Coulter, wtf..

@ripdajacker23 5 лет назад

He has a new deal with CC so something is in the works for release later on

@ripdajacker23 5 лет назад

PapaGeorg10 dude, netflix completely fucked up norm Macdonald’s show. Norm was to be let loose but the show couldn’t have been more leashed!

@ted__ryan 5 лет назад

His ratings plummet bro

@tommyheimark6353 5 лет назад

He was to wild for them comedy central fired him

@carolannfell8542 Год назад

His sense of humor is PURE GENUIS !!!

@MindfullyMelting 2 года назад

I wish i could give this more than just a like. This bit is epic!

@paulconway8481 4 года назад

He’s like an evil Stephen Wright! He’s also probably the most well read, intelligent, cogent, and diverse comics out there today! Amazing!!

@zeenhamid1637 5 лет назад

You da best 😂😂

@thecityofficial6367 3 года назад

That smile just as he says he had to run down three flights of stairs

@xXxJSCOTTxXx Год назад

This guy is good at keeping his composure while telling jokes. You know they joke is going to be good when he starts to crack a smile before the punchline.