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If you're wondering what Anthony Jeselnik thinks of his parents, abortion, guns, or Twitter, this is for you.
Watch Anthony Jeselnik: Thoughts and Prayers, only on Netflix. www.netflix.com/title/80043049
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@netflixisajoke
@netflixisajoke 5 лет назад
Which Anthony is funnier? Beard or no beard?
@MrCTruck
@MrCTruck 5 лет назад
Bearded Jeselnik
@baumwolke2078
@baumwolke2078 5 лет назад
He's funny no matter with or without. But much more attractiv with beard😊
@ohmyblindman
@ohmyblindman 5 лет назад
Bearded is cuter, so, yes.
@Arcanecide
@Arcanecide 5 лет назад
His first special was significantly funnier so I think he should shave
@vertigostrobe
@vertigostrobe 5 лет назад
Beard, obviously.
@stufferwhite
@stufferwhite 4 года назад
Dark humour is like a dead child, it never gets old.
@dadden13
@dadden13 4 года назад
Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
@rayperry2599
@rayperry2599 4 года назад
Stuffer White 😂😂😂
@rayperry2599
@rayperry2599 4 года назад
dadden13 😂😂😂
@billygundum
@billygundum 4 года назад
Terribly good
@SeigoSaiga
@SeigoSaiga 4 года назад
My man 😂😂😂
@Hulkamaniac418
@Hulkamaniac418 4 года назад
It’s cool how he grows a beard and then shaves between jokes
@clootscalhoun9481
@clootscalhoun9481 3 года назад
And also grows it back between jokes
@jong-jongspeaks4224
@jong-jongspeaks4224 3 года назад
Crazy skill.
@hellonhead5905
@hellonhead5905 3 года назад
Just noticed that dude😳
@Hulkamaniac418
@Hulkamaniac418 3 года назад
@VENUM GAMING no way really? 🤪
@dominickcolon6214
@dominickcolon6214 3 года назад
@VENUM GAMING no shit
@planck10-43
@planck10-43 2 года назад
I love how they pan through the audience when Jeselnik makes the thoughts and prayers joke as you can spot the subdued reactions of the ones he is calling out.. brilliant
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Thinking a subdued reaction to an Anthony Jeselnik "joke" is a result of someone getting called out, and not that maybe they're just smarter than the rest of the crowd is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Swampdonkey796
@Swampdonkey796 Год назад
@@davidphillips9726 bet you post thoughts and prayers all the time 🤡
@jakehoover6655
@jakehoover6655 7 месяцев назад
​@@davidphillips9726didn't realize 5th grade grammar was so hard. Maybe try again, kid.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 7 месяцев назад
@@jakehoover6655 you correcting my grammar is funnier than Anthony jeselnick
@mr.thunder1219
@mr.thunder1219 6 месяцев назад
​@@davidphillips9726curious as to who you find funny.
@beetlejuice3x309
@beetlejuice3x309 3 года назад
I like how he tries to hold back his own laughter. Shows he's truly a good guy just making jokes. I love comedians
@craftistic82
@craftistic82 2 года назад
He's actually one of the best out there, imho
@goombapizza6335
@goombapizza6335 Год назад
If Jeselnik was anything near the psychopath he plays on stage, he would be in a padded cell or a supermax prison right now. He's just a comedic genius. And a damn attractive one to boot.
@ronniejdio9411
@ronniejdio9411 Год назад
Dudes an act ..he plays the heel like in wrestling. And comedy needs a heel
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Anthony Jeselnik holding in laughter at the thought of the morons who keep paying him to tell the same joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@atg1338
@atg1338 Год назад
Duh🤡
@thenlnlkn
@thenlnlkn 4 года назад
This man has mastered the bait and switch
@jch8376
@jch8376 4 года назад
yup he's a master baiter and switcher.
@ceterisparibus8966
@ceterisparibus8966 4 года назад
That's a very good point.
@yudivazquez1296
@yudivazquez1296 3 года назад
Yes
@kiryan3402
@kiryan3402 3 года назад
Thank you I was wondering what they called his style.
@ChuckDanger
@ChuckDanger 3 года назад
He's a hell of a roast comedian as well. His insult comedy is top notch.
@thelynchmeister
@thelynchmeister 5 лет назад
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." :-)
@dizzidreamz5894
@dizzidreamz5894 4 года назад
Adam T. Lynch I still don’t get that joke smh please explain!!!
@yeltsin6817
@yeltsin6817 4 года назад
The joke misdirects you. You think it’s nice with the bell so that you can hear where the grandmother is at all times but the joke is that the bell is huge so she can’t even move.
@brianswartz7529
@brianswartz7529 4 года назад
How about, the joke is shit. Plain, and simple.
@brianswartz7529
@brianswartz7529 4 года назад
Dont giva a shit. Its my opinion. We all have them.
@Xplora213
@Xplora213 4 года назад
Brian Swartz you should keep it to yourself, because we don't care if you haven't had your meds yet, and you expose yourself to criticism needlessly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@matt8797
@matt8797 3 года назад
“don’t get mad at me cause you don’t know how big bells can get.” LMAO
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 года назад
I used to think Anthony Jeselnik was a morbid, creepy Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
@jaredconnell2059
@jaredconnell2059 3 года назад
This was so well crafted. Amazing
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 3 года назад
@@jaredconnell2059 Thanks!
@davidpierce9949
@davidpierce9949 3 года назад
I love Mitch. RIP. i love his one joke: " i used to do drugs. I mean, i still do but i use to too!" 😂😂
@Pun116
@Pun116 3 года назад
Lame.
@Fister_of_Muppets
@Fister_of_Muppets 3 года назад
I see what you did there, bravo 👏 and a great clapback to Mitch.
@ttlpwn34
@ttlpwn34 5 лет назад
Jeselnik is the perfect comedian for me. Every one of his jokes gets some form of a laugh from me.
@nickadams1992
@nickadams1992 5 лет назад
ttlpwn34 I know what you mean. Even the semi-duds are pretty funny.
@aisling8092
@aisling8092 4 года назад
If u like him you’ll probably like Daniel sloss. They have similar dark humor
@CLozs
@CLozs 4 года назад
I wanna like this but ur at 420 likes lol
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад
Me too...
@phiten40
@phiten40 4 года назад
It's weird because he's very popular but to me the most unfunny comedian today. My style is Mark Normand, Nate Bargatze, and I like Mulaney, Burr and a few others.
@Jeriun
@Jeriun 4 года назад
I love seeing those people in the audience that are clearly not into it lol.
@bramlovestogame8035
@bramlovestogame8035 4 года назад
Temos LMAO SAME
@abelardopascual6564
@abelardopascual6564 4 года назад
They are lame, why the fuck are you there
@brucebutler8905
@brucebutler8905 4 года назад
I think he would prefer those people
@itsmekarima
@itsmekarima 4 года назад
it makes the bits even funnier to see the unimpressed faces
@burna21bit
@burna21bit 4 года назад
To some people he might not be funny
@dianesingerman9650
@dianesingerman9650 4 года назад
I like the “innocent” no beard look. Then this clean cut guy says the most shocking crap you’ve ever heard in your life!
@jeffreykipperman6894
@jeffreykipperman6894 3 года назад
"If you're not laughing right now the problem is your imagination." Golden
@diceman31
@diceman31 5 лет назад
This guy is a genius.
@awsomeman93
@awsomeman93 5 лет назад
"This guy" Has a name, scumbag
@flickanrimsky
@flickanrimsky 5 лет назад
@@awsomeman93"this guy" is not an insult unlike "scumbag" scumbag
@scottbrown6505
@scottbrown6505 4 года назад
Anthony brings out the best in us..
@scottbrown6505
@scottbrown6505 4 года назад
@bootnsoot You're an overused word..
@diceman31
@diceman31 4 года назад
@bootnsoot Genius: "a person who is exceptionally intelligent OR CREATIVE, either generally or in some particular respect." He is creative in comedic style, therefore he is a genius. Now go buy a dictionary.
@jones9309
@jones9309 5 лет назад
"Shut the door." "Get inside." 😂
@victorfox9623
@victorfox9623 4 года назад
That joke changes a lot if he were to point towards his butt.
@rickysahu3267
@rickysahu3267 4 года назад
I dont get the joke
@drchey1397
@drchey1397 4 года назад
@Shivam are you his brother ?
@planetruths1373
@planetruths1373 4 года назад
@@drchey1397... yeah. Family reunions are interesting..
@felipepineda1585
@felipepineda1585 3 года назад
@@rickysahu3267 - shut the door implies he was inside somewhere. However, he was outside!
@cabantocmarklaurencee.2162
@cabantocmarklaurencee.2162 3 года назад
This dude is 41 years old, and he's lookin at most at his late 20's
@idontdodrugsiamdrugs
@idontdodrugsiamdrugs 3 года назад
Wait what???? No way
@scubaguy007
@scubaguy007 3 года назад
Perk of selling your soul to the devil. 😉😈🦄💩
@crespoopserc
@crespoopserc 3 года назад
Mephistopheles
@AverageAwesomeDude
@AverageAwesomeDude 3 года назад
You’re joking right? Damn that is one well preserved piece of man
@unusuario5173
@unusuario5173 3 года назад
Which goes to show how bad marriage and kids messes guys up.
@kellygreenify
@kellygreenify 9 месяцев назад
I totally LOVE his humor. It’s dark, edgy and twists the punchline. He’s like the devil on my shoulder….cynical and awesome.
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 9 месяцев назад
Omg me too
@johngullo9420
@johngullo9420 4 года назад
The “thoughts and prayers “ joke was dead on.
@nickcervenka8756
@nickcervenka8756 4 года назад
I can never really articulate how worthless thoughts and prayers are when I sarcastically write it on FB. This pretty much sums it up.
@gustafsone
@gustafsone 4 года назад
@@nickcervenka8756 Are you a wedding photographer?
@nickcervenka8756
@nickcervenka8756 4 года назад
@@gustafsone No? I wish.
@fido3449
@fido3449 4 года назад
That's his best joke; true and funny.
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 года назад
The GOP would like to offer their thoughts & prayers after the next mass shooting...just zero additional gun control.
@erebus7306
@erebus7306 4 года назад
7:19 That guy second on the right just realized how many times he posted "thoughts and prayers" on facebook.
@j.p.lovecraft1826
@j.p.lovecraft1826 3 года назад
I remember crying a lot when my dad cut up onions. Onions was my favorite dog.
@dannymaurice5543
@dannymaurice5543 Год назад
Hahaha
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and and onion? I cried when I cut up the onion." Is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes"
@joelthomastr
@joelthomastr Год назад
Username checks out
@yvrfhnh
@yvrfhnh Год назад
not good one
@Smitty.Bacall
@Smitty.Bacall 3 месяца назад
😂😂
@achecee2070
@achecee2070 3 года назад
That’s SO true about peoples’ intentions on that “thoughts and prayers” joke
@CalamityDiamond
@CalamityDiamond 3 года назад
he also says to prove the victims arent being made fun of, "the day of the tragedy, victims arent on Twitter"
@none11flop9
@none11flop9 Год назад
More of a comment really
@ravenstylea2
@ravenstylea2 4 года назад
Anthony can even sell a joke about his jokes 👏 that’s talent
@comree11
@comree11 3 года назад
@chungrikeahorse didn’t know this
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
The thought of Anthony Jeselnik selling "jokes" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@willkeener3090
@willkeener3090 4 года назад
"Lots of lines were crossed today. The finish line was not one of them"
@iheartjared74
@iheartjared74 4 года назад
Today there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed...Especially the finish line. (or something like that)
@irrationalreality8276
@irrationalreality8276 4 года назад
I’m pretty sure there were a few arms legs coming past the Boston finish line
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 3 года назад
I'll never forget my father's last words. He looked down at me and said " SON BE CAREFUL THAT GUNS LOADED"
@eddiemitchell5280
@eddiemitchell5280 Год назад
The craft is undeniable. Word for word one of the best joke writers of all time.
@williamfalvey2887
@williamfalvey2887 4 года назад
His voice is a mix of John Malkovic and Christopher Walken.
@brianhennessy1786
@brianhennessy1786 4 года назад
Spot on
@jstewart845ss
@jstewart845ss 4 года назад
Omg you're right. Well done.
@aranadiscoteca1816
@aranadiscoteca1816 4 года назад
Every once in a while he sounds like Abby Elliott’s impersonation of Angelina Jolie
@adamrubinger2644
@adamrubinger2644 4 года назад
Walken was on top.
@NyxBorn7080
@NyxBorn7080 4 года назад
The most accurate thing on the internet
@chima6291
@chima6291 5 лет назад
"Don't forget me" is the most exact description of those "my heart with X" people.
@yannisstath
@yannisstath 2 года назад
"if you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination" - so true
@ericthurlow4565
@ericthurlow4565 2 года назад
the "whole place was filled with kids" is such a great line and then he keeps it going after. master craftsman
@benrhysf
@benrhysf 4 года назад
“let her take the hit”😭😭😭
@Geogunderson
@Geogunderson 5 лет назад
"Turns out they were just ghosts"😂😂
@RobD-jq7ry
@RobD-jq7ry 4 года назад
That one got me...
@viceroybear6298
@viceroybear6298 4 года назад
I actually broke out laughing at that sitting alone after work laughing at my phone
@weirdshibainu
@weirdshibainu 4 года назад
I know right? Talk about putting something in the heads of women that have had abortions
@Johonnac
@Johonnac 4 года назад
weirdshibainu Scroll down to Dingle Barry’s comment-great analysis
@stevemcgee99
@stevemcgee99 4 года назад
BEST
@tcatl2603
@tcatl2603 3 года назад
He's extremely clever with misdirection and dark twist punchlines.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
People still falling for his "misdirection" despite the fact that he does it every single joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Ishbikes
@Ishbikes Год назад
@@davidphillips9726 😂😂 what is your issue with Anthony? You’re on every comment
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
@@Ishbikes You not understanding my hatred for Anthony Jeselnik is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
@lpr5269
@lpr5269 2 месяца назад
I liked the one about him dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and realized I was driving and I crashed into a day care. Cause you're thinking he is going to say he woke up and his pillow was gone.
@sitructv3672
@sitructv3672 4 года назад
“Turns out they were just ghosts” 😂😂
@sean5174
@sean5174 5 лет назад
He’s the only comedian who can build up a joke and then deliver a completely non ironic punchline to just smack your brain into untapped levels of funny. His style is legendary and doesn’t give a fuck what is conventionally accepted as humor. God tier.
@scootover7
@scootover7 Год назад
I feel like when I'm watching him (if it's a joke I haven't heard before), and when it gets to the end, you think wow I didn't think he'd end up going there , and I end up laughing, he keeps me in suspense
@nickcervenka8756
@nickcervenka8756 5 лет назад
His humor is my own. He has the balls to tell jokes I don't have the balls to tell. He's a walking Facebook shitposter. God bless him.
@hangukhiphop
@hangukhiphop 5 лет назад
I have the balls but I'm too lazy
@pr3modeling239
@pr3modeling239 4 года назад
I'm just not funny.
@CamxCam.
@CamxCam. 4 года назад
I'm not sure you understand what shitposting is.
@spartanmucho5950
@spartanmucho5950 4 года назад
You worded it correctly. He’s a real life shit poster that’s why it’s boring
@ChaelSonnen000
@ChaelSonnen000 4 года назад
@@spartanmucho5950 I don't think you actually believe that
@bluehaven8472
@bluehaven8472 4 года назад
His approach seems so simple, yet is so unpredictable and hilarious 😂😂
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Thinking, "start story, set premise, lead crowd ... dramatic pause .... insert something shocking" is unpredictable is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@nicks.4276
@nicks.4276 7 месяцев назад
​@@davidphillips9726what? Were you having a stroke when you wrote that?
@thomasowen5785
@thomasowen5785 7 дней назад
@@davidphillips9726 Yeah he has a formula but I rarely see his punchline coming
@RaptorJesus.
@RaptorJesus. 3 года назад
"thoughts and prayers" is my favourite and oh so true "don't forget about me today!"
@martini668
@martini668 3 года назад
Indeed
@patientzero5685
@patientzero5685 3 года назад
And you had to comment because.... Don’t forget about me.... (me too ;)
@RaptorJesus.
@RaptorJesus. 3 года назад
@@patientzero5685 these are comments with an actual message :) "thoughts and prayers" is just a whole load of nothingness!
@johnnycto7576
@johnnycto7576 4 года назад
"Thoughts and Prayers" bit was savage.
@marlow769
@marlow769 4 года назад
John Nycto Savage yet true.
@bluethunder7391
@bluethunder7391 4 года назад
Because is true.
@pamle1
@pamle1 3 года назад
On YT it's "My heart goes out to the families"....... but at least that's not as ingenuine as on people's very own precious facebook or twitter page..
@whatsgrowingon
@whatsgrowingon 3 года назад
Facts
@buildyourself1896
@buildyourself1896 2 года назад
Savage yet true. I have a similar thinking as him. I even once asked a friend if people who say "thoughts and prayers" actually even pray?
@D.Antony
@D.Antony 4 года назад
He's hilarious! All of his jokes take a vicious turn left when you least expect it. Right off the road.
@warthogA10
@warthogA10 2 года назад
🤨🤔 Well, which is it??? A left or a right? I know it's been 2 years, but I have to know. And if you're dead, and someone from your family is reading this... Can they answer the question, cuz this is killing me...
@D.Antony
@D.Antony 2 года назад
@@warthogA10 Lol. It's left. A quick left.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Cars veering off the road are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@D.Antony
@D.Antony Год назад
@@davidphillips9726 Well, I'll have to respectfully disagree with that.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
@@D.Antony Your respectful disagreement to my opinion of how funny Anthony Jeselnik is is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@faridmejia5820
@faridmejia5820 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂THEN SHE DIDENT HEAR IT FROM ME !!! Lmaooo greatest opening line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣the delivery was perfect !
@awasadayangberaksembaranga1584
@awasadayangberaksembaranga1584 4 года назад
the way he's holding the mic is something special too
@starlady6154
@starlady6154 4 года назад
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this 🤣
@copperbeckville1853
@copperbeckville1853 4 года назад
Excellent at misdirection. He’s been an inspiration to my fiction writing.
@zingstar57
@zingstar57 2 года назад
He'd be happy to hear this. Or think it's bizarre. But probably happy.
@xeropunt5749
@xeropunt5749 5 лет назад
You don't know what the hell he's going to say but you will laugh when you hear it, laughing is a reflex that you can't always hold back. And once you see the humor of it, you're a little less dominated by the tragedy of it. The purpose of comic relief.
@McCandlessMike45
@McCandlessMike45 4 года назад
Right on brother
@larrydinklepie9147
@larrydinklepie9147 4 года назад
Xero Punt I always try to think what the punch line is going to be and even when I think I’m right he takes a turn. He is the king of miss direction.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Being surprised that Anthony Jeselnik says something shocking instead of a funny punchline to every single one of his "jokes" after all this time is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@xeropunt5749
@xeropunt5749 Год назад
@@davidphillips9726 Like serial pranking couples, who never suspect it haha…But first time hearing AJ is a thrill for sure👍
@Ishbikes
@Ishbikes Год назад
I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 4 года назад
7:19 the bloke second from the right must post those kind of messages!
@jaredtweed7826
@jaredtweed7826 4 года назад
I was looking for this comment!
@shawnhenry3380
@shawnhenry3380 3 года назад
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get!"
@jessekuchinski1172
@jessekuchinski1172 4 года назад
I swear his delivery of a joke is funnier than the punchline to me .."when I was in high school my high school employed a blind janitor" haha
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Blind high school janitors are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Ishbikes
@Ishbikes Год назад
@@davidphillips9726 damn I see you on every comment.. you really don’t like this guy haha
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
@@Ishbikes This simple observation is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
@bigmike4337
@bigmike4337 3 года назад
Love this guy need to see more of him. Totally different way of stand up baits you in then switches the punchline never what you expect 👌🤣
@eternalmiasma5586
@eternalmiasma5586 4 года назад
“Then they got rid of it to protect their 4 children” is both hilarious and true
@mikelangengakala7470
@mikelangengakala7470 4 года назад
Didn't get that one
@mikelangengakala7470
@mikelangengakala7470 4 года назад
Did one of them die using the gun?
@zacharyneilson9220
@zacharyneilson9220 3 года назад
Source?
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 7 месяцев назад
@@mikelangengakala7470 You lose one child because of a gun in the house. How can you not get that?
@ArshadKhan-dt7km
@ArshadKhan-dt7km 4 года назад
This man is the reason why I like comedy so much.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
You calling Anthony Jeselnik comedy is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@cjok8367
@cjok8367 4 года назад
My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day five yrs ago. We haven't seen her since.
@jennifersantillana9738
@jennifersantillana9738 4 года назад
Lol!
@bobloblaw2958
@bobloblaw2958 2 года назад
He is that comedian where, if you think you got the punch line figured out before the joke ends, you're wrong. He throws such wicked curves you can never hit the ball.
@exaucemayunga22
@exaucemayunga22 2 года назад
This guy's delivery timing is incomparable
@killanova2494
@killanova2494 5 лет назад
"dont forget about me" people, internet's full of em🤣🤣🤣
@edgarvalencia9639
@edgarvalencia9639 5 лет назад
"Get inside" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Rebel-Forces-Earth-007
@Rebel-Forces-Earth-007 2 года назад
I love how he skillfully does the Christopher Walken accent without being too obvious. Or maybe he's from the same town.
@jacobschlehuber7142
@jacobschlehuber7142 3 года назад
Anthony has such a strong turnaround on his jokes and such unexpected punchlines that he gets away with the little amount of energy he uses. His calm demeanor really drives home most of his jokes, but i do wonder what he'd be like if he had a tinge of energy behind his standup.
@africaRBG
@africaRBG 5 лет назад
That last line is perfect. Like wedding photographers taking selfies lol
@Styles26
@Styles26 5 лет назад
Should do one of these with nothing but his Baby Jokes.
@d4rkrealm473
@d4rkrealm473 4 года назад
That's a little immature.
@mathewhale3581
@mathewhale3581 4 года назад
He’s kidding
@zacharyneilson9220
@zacharyneilson9220 3 года назад
They did
@nelsonroqueakathepuertoric4228
@nelsonroqueakathepuertoric4228 3 года назад
He's another dark humor comedian legend hes jokes is like art is amazing
@warthogA10
@warthogA10 2 года назад
I love the "thoughts and prayers" bit.... Completely true
@demers6178
@demers6178 4 года назад
“Not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted” lol!
@ian12346
@ian12346 4 года назад
I love how he used that phrase correctly. Too many people say “not gonna lie” and then say something totally reasonable, lol.
@TeaDrinker3000
@TeaDrinker3000 4 года назад
He's so handsome with the beard
@chalechumour5013
@chalechumour5013 2 года назад
What I love about him is each joke brings laughter out of me like tsunami.
@garrick3727
@garrick3727 3 года назад
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." Hilarious, and true.
@mr.personhumanson6871
@mr.personhumanson6871 5 лет назад
There's something about how Anthony Jeselnik pronounces the word "baby".
@aranadiscoteca1816
@aranadiscoteca1816 4 года назад
It always makes me think of Abby Elliott’s impression of Angelina Jolie on SNL
@artivism4068
@artivism4068 5 лет назад
Im impressed by his comedy. That's rare for me to say because I don't like most stand up comedy. This guy is really talented. Thanks to RU-vid for pushing this new discovery.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Being impressed with an Anthony Jeselnik show because of his "comedy" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Checkmate777
@Checkmate777 Год назад
I love his demeanor.
@Kreamian
@Kreamian 4 года назад
I’ve seen this video over 20 times and I can’t help but laugh every single time.
@davidlawrence8512
@davidlawrence8512 5 лет назад
Is this a young Christopher Walken
@turdferguson7112
@turdferguson7112 5 лет назад
It needs a heavier cowbell.... For Grandma
@juliegood7999
@juliegood7999 5 лет назад
David Lawrence I hear it now and probably won’t be able to un hear it
@jskrabac
@jskrabac 5 лет назад
I hear more John Malkovich
@valstead1486
@valstead1486 5 лет назад
Totally what I was thinking
@valstead1486
@valstead1486 5 лет назад
More walken when he has beard 😂
@munna2711
@munna2711 5 лет назад
Thoughts and prayers is the gold standard of stand up comedy. It seems not even Anthony can replicate that.
@erikgriffin8794
@erikgriffin8794 5 лет назад
Jim Jeffries tells the exact same joke...which one wrote it?
@Just0wnedEsport
@Just0wnedEsport 5 лет назад
Amen. I was little bit disappointed when I saw Fire in the Maternity Ward
@burnpisces7733
@burnpisces7733 4 года назад
I think Shakespeare was better
@LoneWanderer905
@LoneWanderer905 4 года назад
Amém.
@84Elenai
@84Elenai 4 года назад
@@erikgriffin8794 Jeffries tends to steal jokes from time to time. I like the guy, but I bet in this case it was a Jeselnik's joke.
@androcarot9288
@androcarot9288 3 года назад
”Don’t forget about me tooday” hhahahaha fucking legend!!
@SAD90901
@SAD90901 4 года назад
the best i have ever seen on Netflix , this guy is a living genius legend
@acm9616
@acm9616 4 года назад
Jessy is trully an artist. when he starts his jokes,you are always surprised by how it ends. you may think its going one way, but it goes the other way. even better. the chill way to his stand up is really laid back and cool.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
I was gonna say, still being surprised about Anthony Jeselnik's "punchlines" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik, but, I already did, so, calling Anthony Jeselnik "Jessy" like its not stupid is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@kateashby3066
@kateashby3066 5 месяцев назад
I’m sure he is but this convo is about ANTHONY. Who the fck is Jessie? 😂
@Alex-hm7nt
@Alex-hm7nt 4 года назад
Thoughts and Prayers is one of the best standup spots ever.
@carlshriner7808
@carlshriner7808 4 года назад
great work Jeselnik! Best comedian EVER.
@patrickwentz8413
@patrickwentz8413 4 года назад
God he sounds like Christopher Walken when he gets all dark.
@pirkkala
@pirkkala 4 года назад
You can’t post a best of jeselnik without posting the entire special. It’s so good
@sqwale7
@sqwale7 4 года назад
I like how you never know how that joke is going to end.
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 Год назад
Not knowing where Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes" are going to end, despite the fact that they're all exactly the same is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@shrijitkoirala
@shrijitkoirala 9 месяцев назад
Seeing him live this Friday night. I’m mentally preparing myself. 😂
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 4 года назад
What a talent! I knew of Jeselnik's dark style, but his timing and inventiveness is really amazing.
@Lililililili333
@Lililililili333 5 лет назад
Holy god he looks good with a beard!!
@KimseaKh
@KimseaKh 4 года назад
Lulu that is the power of a good beard
@SC-yw5ve
@SC-yw5ve 4 года назад
Lili I want to have his babies....well, almost have them.
@andreakatz6109
@andreakatz6109 3 года назад
He looks good without the beard, he is just a very sexy guy
@redwakeup2863
@redwakeup2863 5 лет назад
Anthony jesselnick is an amazing artist with word play and pauses
@homerjay6005
@homerjay6005 5 лет назад
Jimmy Carr is better, check it out
@beardlessdwarf1047
@beardlessdwarf1047 4 года назад
he is. but i wish that wasn't all he did. it seems like all his jokes are funny in the exact same way but with different stories and topics.
@elite_cows1552
@elite_cows1552 4 года назад
“My wife said I’m going on a trip for 2 weeks as a man I only heard 2 weeks and cheat on me.” -Anthony jeselnik
@MrSouthernlord
@MrSouthernlord Год назад
I don't remember Anthony ever telling that joke. He did have something similar but it didn't take 2 minutes to work out the appropriate punctuation for the joke to make sense.
@Herecomesthethruth
@Herecomesthethruth 4 года назад
His comedy is perfect.best delivery and voice in comedy
@juanmal.7890
@juanmal.7890 4 года назад
He sounds like a young John Malkovich
@nickadams1992
@nickadams1992 5 лет назад
He almost loses it when he says: “...just to teach me an important lesson about brand loyalty.” Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld almost breaking character on TV back in the day. So funny. Anthony, keep up the great (obviously) work.
@collinsrob
@collinsrob 2 года назад
And clearly loses it in Fire at the Maternity Ward, during the murder-suicide part. He blurts a laughter in the middle of his sentence, with audience cheering and everything, but he put himself together very quickly. Well done !
@luisavina4831
@luisavina4831 Год назад
I saw this dude at an improv last night, if you’re easily offended and sensitive, you are not ready for his style of comedy, he had us all crying in laughter, he said shit even netflix wouldn’t post here 😂😂😂😂
@kmlgraph
@kmlgraph 5 месяцев назад
He's right about people who post condolences on their social media after some major tragedy. "Don't forget about me today", lol.
@tjjames9846
@tjjames9846 4 года назад
At 7:19, the guy 2nd from the right, totally sends thoughts and prayers!
@bigsassyster
@bigsassyster 5 лет назад
I love the couples looking at each other after some of the jokes to make sure it's okay
@HeyZeusBelden
@HeyZeusBelden 4 года назад
I literally fell out of my chair 5 times in these 7 min.
@thefatlosscode365
@thefatlosscode365 2 года назад
These are the jokes that you just don't want to find funny...but are as funny as hell. He's brilliant :)
@warthogA10
@warthogA10 2 года назад
This is the comedian I invite people I don't like over to watch... It gives them the impression THEY made the choice not to hang out anymore.
@cameronfox4401
@cameronfox4401 5 лет назад
Dude looks like a Lannister with the beard.
@geno_garcia_Dance_vibes_PHX
@geno_garcia_Dance_vibes_PHX 5 лет назад
Tyrion- had he been born tall.
@sallymajed
@sallymajed 5 лет назад
Enjoyed that sooo much
@ndronikusri1992
@ndronikusri1992 2 месяца назад
Last one was too good !!
@fuffoon
@fuffoon 5 месяцев назад
"Don't forget about me today". He's killing me. I love this dude's humor. Its like good medicine.
@delcidkidv250
@delcidkidv250 4 года назад
I was listening to this in the background and honestly couldn't tell when they switched between the first joke and the second.
@jfox11000
@jfox11000 4 года назад
Wedding photographer who only takes selfies just spit my coffee all over myself
@MikaelGuggenheim
@MikaelGuggenheim Год назад
Last one about thoughts and prayers is the best description ever.
@bobgarner44
@bobgarner44 3 года назад
Genius. And I only get 10% of the references. Some of the best dark humor ever. Lenny Bruce lives!
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