Anubis Brings A New Type Of Unit To TABS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Cap: "I really wish something like this would be implemented in the game!" Legacy faction:

Cap: “It has more tentacles than there are anime” Dynamite Maiden: “haha im in danger”

2:04 Okay, I just want to point out how badass this Shadow walker is. The absolute Chad gets shot in the back and uses the push to fly over and shank that archer as he zips past.

13:46 In case anyone is wondering, the shadow walker's blade inflicts a poison-like effect on it's target, and with the amount of shadow walkers being so numerus, there poison stacked and that captain's health was gone faster then a pizza in a collage dorm.

"You might wanna run, there's a large angry woman coming at you, and this isn't Resident Evil: Village, so she's not going to be hot."

“More tentacles than an R rated anime” captain sauce- 2021

"Come on go down queen!" -Captain Sauce 2021

9:22 It's a common mistake that jousting is just a sport, those lances are extremely effective in combat and very commonly found on the battlefield, in sport the metal tip is removed so that it can't pierce through plate. Lances were so effective they were used widely up until the end of WWI

You know it's good AI when the units actually walk AROUND wells.

Who knew how much this game would change, from beating a man that crapped men that crapped chickens to beating Hobbits in a field.

Tabs Chess for all faction There will be 12 battles for you to face off, in each battle you have to face 16 units positioned like chess pieces from different factions. Beat them all. Rules: 1. You can’t use units from the faction you are facing even if they are classified as secret units 2. You can’t use present elf due to its ability to summon dark or super peasant. 3. You can swap the King and the Queen. 4. You can’t change any unit unless you have beaten them. Notes: 1. Pawns are not always the weakest unit from the faction. 2. King and Queen are also not the strongest. 3. Your objective is to kill all enemy units, not just the King. Let’s start 1. Tribal K- Mammoth Q- Chieftain B- Bone mages N- Raptor riders R- Stoners P- Raptors 2. Farmer K- Tree giant Q- Scarecrow B- Potion sellers N- Harvesters R- Wheelbarrow P- Farmers 3. Medieval K- King Q- Vlad B- Cavalries N- Knights R- Catapults P- Executioners 4. Ancient K- Zeus Q- Arthemis B- Snake archers N- Minotaur R- Ballista P- Hoplites 5. Viking K- Ice Giant Q- Ullr B- Jarl N- Valkyrie R- Long ship P- Berserkers 6. Dynasty K- Samurai Giant Q- Lady Red Jade B- Sensei N- Shogun R- Hwacha P- Taekwondo 7. Renaissance K- Da Vinci Tank Q- Jouster B- Hulbert N- Musketeer R- Balloon Archer P- Fencers 8. Pirate K-Blackbeard Q-Pirate Queen B-Captain N-CLAM R-Bomb Cannon P-Blunderbuss 9. Spooky K-Reaper Q-Skeleton Giant B-Necromancer N-Sword Caster R-Banshee P-Vampire 10. Wild West K- Quick draw Q- Deadeye B- Gunslinger N-Ball n chain R-Gatling Cannon P-Cactus 11. Legacy (Part 1 ) K-Super Boxer Q-Thor B-Wizard N-Chariot R-Tank P-Pike 12. Legacy (Part 2 ) K- Dark Peasant Q- Super Peasant B- Super Boxer N- Thor R- Tank P-Wizard Congratulation, if you made it through. You are now the Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Chess Master. Thank you for playing, I don’t have the game so I can’t make a campaign about this or see it how it will end up so please play this, I want to see how it will end up. Also there are some tips to improve your game. 1. Shadow walker teleport to the farthest unit from them so keep that in mind. 2. Sensei has a new ability which significantly increases his ability to throw ninja stars when a unit gets close to it. 3. Shogun’s new ability will take out 1/6 of the health of the enemy on top of dealing extra damage. 4. Fires of Mad Mechanic are different; it is called blue flame, does more damage overtime, and doesn’t spread. 5. Void monarch if damaged teleport to the unit the damages him (for example, if an archer hit him he will teleport to it), his attacks causes a new effect called crimson flames which react same to the blue flames.(I don’t know if they are same or crimson flames it better) 6. Celestial aegis bubble will pop when it blocks 500 hit points of damage. The bubble will regenerate after 10 second. 7. Death bringer has dodge ability. 8. Blackbeard himself can take out 2 Ice Giant (rarely 3) with his cannon barrage. 9. There are some new abilities exclusive to unit creator like fire storm, Ice storm, Legacy impale and Rocket barrage. 10. Dark peasant does something interesting when he is against units like catapults, deadeye, stoner, dynamite throwers etc. 11. A cupid arrow will make the super peasant unable to attack or move allowing other units to kill him, same thing happen rarely when a ballooner grabs the super peasant. (Helpful in Legacy (part 2). 12. Necromancer turns giants into skeleton giants. 13. If any friendly unit is inside a solar architect’s circle then it will get healed. 14. Dark peasant has more health than super peasant. 15. Chronomancer transforms when it gets 8 shots, Void monarch transforms when it hits 8 times. 16. Many Ranged units lose accuracy when the opposing units get close to them. 17. Monkey king can extend his staff. 18. Super Boxer has less health then an Ice Giant. (Ice Giant has the 3rd highest health). 19. Don’t use healers with cheerleaders; they will cancel out their effect. 20. If sword casters hands were not tied up, then he will become a dark peasant. (Conformed by Landfall)

“Copious amount of evil jazz hands” never thought I would ever hear that sentence at any point.

“You can’t anime move the anime” - probably Captainsauce

I've given up hope on subnautica below zero coming back. But I'll take tabs

"Now I've been told by the shire's dentist that they really shouldn't be pulling those pins with their tiny teeth." -captainsauce 2021

"I wish some thing implementing in the game" Flag barer: cry in forgetable

“A noob is”stronger than any unit in tabs, unless we get mr “dumb old door” to help us out. The battle of the worst names ever created

why does Cap always pick fight with gods or godly beings capable of turning his units to silly putty? love the vids keep up all the good work Cap

"I really wish something like this would be implemented in the game." Meanwhile, the Banner bearer, sobbing quietly: "Y U do dis to me!? ;("

"Underrated" 12 Musketeers in the very back 6 Scarecrows next to the Musketeers 2 Shoguns leading 6 Halberds and 8 Monks 1 Lady Red Jade behind the Melee line but in front of the ranged units 1 Sensei behind Lady Red Jade 12 Spear Throwers right in front of the Muskets Hint Hint: Scarecrows are INCREDIBLY powerful against groups of slow/ranged, high - health units like Zeus, Giants, and Sacred Elephants/Snuffy

Hey captainsauce, i have a custom totally accurate battle simulator campaign for you to play called "defend ze bard" can you please try it out?

I died when he made the 'tall lady' joke-

"You may want to look out, cause a giant angry lady is comin at ya, and no, its not hot, because its not resident evil village" Lol, I loved this, it was so relatable

I love how cap called the death bringers crap and yet he uses him very often

Anubis IS a god in egyptian folklore, and if I remember correctly, he's the god of death. Please correct me if I'm wrong. (Edit) I'd say he does his job pretty good too.

0:01 It seems the education system hid this version of Anubis from us

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS and Boris the Rocket! Anubis has the Pharoh's "Praying" ability as well as the Dark Peasant's "Floating hands", "Explosive blobs", and the Grim Reaper's "Reapers Tentacles" abilities! Also, please put the units of both Good and Bad Factions against the units of all the other Factions.

"It has more tentacles than there are anime." - CaptainSauce The Anime Counting Expert 2021

The captain: “O evil jazz hand mixed with a mental illness yea this is fine “ Me :watching and laughing

“We managed to whip it real good” Captainsauce with friends 2021

Something about killing the dark peasant: Two units can damage him, Thor & The Wizard, because neither use projectiles so they can’t be blocked by jazz hands. However alot of them are required to kill the dark peasant, perhaps more than the game can handle

10:39 lmao the way the staff just falls over off-screen

Fun Fact: the Dark Peasant is a Swordcaster that escaped its swords. You can tell based off of the clothes and hair Edit: it's also confirmed by the devs so -\(0-0)/-

Daddy Sauce added a clip feature to his videos! Hurrah!

9:20 Tournament lances would be padded, and those are pretty clearly the four pronged murder lances designed for penetraring plate armour. They might be jousters, but they're armed to kill.

"They just get pulled down" - captainsauce 13:10

"Evil jazz hands" could be an alternate title for footloose

Finally bought tabs a few weeks ago and I can say that it's 100% worth every penny. Thanks for the inspiration Mr.Sauce.

Fun fact : the infernal whip can hit his enemies from any distance ( if you take control of him actually)

Try out the halfling faction on the TABS campaign, its hard to find search exactly this - The Halfling Campaign (CAPTAIN SAUCE) Its really well built with challenging levels and even a story line and plot, make sure to try it out next episode!

Hopefully 4% battery can get me through this whole video

"More tenctles than a R rated anaime "- Captain sause

The good and evil factions aren't opposites, it's the evil and pirate factions because the evil faction has barely any range, and the pirates have barely any melee

When you imagine hell, it sounds intimidating. Tabs hell: gets taken down by a man with a stick

I really needed this video, thanks for brightening my day

Who else things that Cap and Ban should have a battle where they each take control of a boxer now that there’s multiplayer 😂

Sometimes i realize that the units aren't bad, the enemy just has you completely outnumbered and outgunned. Ex: 2 sienses. An extremely powerful mid ranged unit along with a bunch of other stuff. Just a thought

“Go down queen.. don’t take that out of context you know what I mean” - rhyming with captainsauce

See you'd expect the fingerless field hobbits with hand grenades to beat the army of Hell, but this game inaccurately has them lose

"TABS never fails to entertain"

Every time I'm in a bad mood I remember that you make amazing videos like this I hope your personality never changes it's perfect

Captainsauce please play more totally-accurate-battle-simulator your fans will love it

Captain sauce: the evil faction doesn’t have any ranged units. The Mad mechanic: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

CaptainSauce: the tempest leech is kinda wonky The tempest the immediate next round: takes down both sensei and a hwacha

Your tabs videos are always great, keep up the good work!

"We managed to whip it real good." ...Crack that whip, give the past a slip-

Hm, no comments

me 'sees op unit thumbnail' me: maybe i shouldnt watch this also me: y e s

Most units: you can't kill me. Anubis: hands go brrrrrrrrrrr

I just love seeing his reactions when something happens in tabs

If cap sees this I want him to know his humor is the best is makes me laugh all the time

Great content man

No way that was awesome! Keep up the excellent work Captain Sauce.

I would love to see that custom unit of the Pharaoh go against the Super Peasant and the Dark peasant.

Hey Cap, can we see more West of Loathing? Pretty please?

Watching your videos always makes my day. 😂

Anubis vs. The Reaper and the Dark Peasant. Might be the way to defeat that custom unit. Or it would be interesting to see how those abilities will play out against each other.

Fastest army: one tank on left or bottom, with one on the opposite side, each followed by 2 jousters, and 2 Dragon wheelbarrows. The center shall have a dino rider as the (logical) leader, with his 2 pet raptors each accompanied by 1 calvelry each. (In a Triangle), with 3 Valkyries as an inner triangle. And if there is space, 30 shadow walkers pls.

Hi Edit: first? Edit 2: thanks for 28 likes in less than a day Edit 3: I have no idea how I did this guess I get special access cuz I've been subed for a long time?

Hey Sauce can u playy some of the fnaf games i wanna see ur reactions.

I never think of what sauce is thinking until he says don’t take that out of context

“Screw it, I’m gonna kill this thing just to prove a point” - Best line ever muttered in human history

Day 142 of asking cap to play chat masters a mobile game you can make a hilarious video out of

JoJo fans: omg it’s the guy that is a sword in stardust crusaders! People who are actually smart: that’s an Egyptian god...

i like the way way he says "evil jazz hands" its great

Hey cap, subnatica below zero is finally out for full release! I remember how great your subnatica play through was and you mite like this one. But you should hurry before everyone has seen it and the hype has died down. Love you videos cap, never fails to make my day.

When you realize you're only third..

Cap: It's basically invincible Super peasant: allow me to introduce myself

There have been reports from the age of the Renaissance of knights losing the head to that long Blut stick. Love the content!!!!

Sitting down and watching CaptainSauce and eating cookies. This is a good night.

I love Captain sauce says his strategys so confused not knowing what he is doing

you can get the rest of the towers that the orbital strike is from the "Tower Defense Chaoz Simulator" campaign on the workshop once its downloaded you can get the faction with every single one in the sandbox faction select menu, or just play the campaign lol

Crazy to see captain sauce to be really popular I’ve been here since 200k wow love your vids

Pretty sad that T.A.B.S isn't going to be getting any more updates now that it's truly full released, but it's great that there is still enough unfinished content that Cap can make videos out of!

3:20 when you had doubts on the back line...

"A Copius Of Evil Jazz Hands" CaptainSauce-2021

Captain sauce: *Uploads early* Me: Who are you and what have you done to my favorite youtuber?!

At 7.52 Tell me someone saw that fencer with his hand behind his back. He looked like a legitimate fencer.

For units that seem too broken, you should use the Super Peasant as the ultimate test.

"They have a thing for sport" guns in America are sport

the death bringer is so underrated it has never lost except when it fell down the friggin' hole

The smoke grenade I believe is just the smoke from when the mammoths pummel and he’s just very quickly throwing a lot of mammoths in a bottle at people

For info and remember Captain... teh stronguest unit ever is the elf with gift (as he can spawn anything from his box), the second "real" powerful unit is the SUPER PEASANT... when you get an unit like this, use super peasant to kill it. super peasant is way more stronger than dark peasant, as he move soo fast that he can reach the dark peasant and 1 punch him to death and his protection are useless against him. (meanwhile, if dark peasant caught the super peasant and slam it on the ground, super peasant won't die.)

It’s nice to revisit this

That orbital strike unit reminds me of a snail. A big spiky snail. Even the way they move is snail-like.

captain sauce "Okay shadow walker do good." Shadow walker "got it go exactly were he doesn't want us to go sounds good."

any kind of defense that exists in TABs is vulnerable to one single unit: Gandalf. He is ranged, so he can hold off against the arms for a bit and his Voldemort lightning isn't considered a projectile, so it bypasses ANY projectile blocks, including the dark peasant arms. His attacks also make the enemy spin and fly into the air, immobilizing them and preventing any attacks. If you put a bunch of Gandalfs (and perhaps a couple of Thors to spam lightning) it is perfectly possible to kill even Anubis. The only truly unbeatable unit is a unit with peasant hands defense, dual wielding dark peasant throwers that are set to spew out Gandalf lightning. To achieve perfect unbeatableness, you might even give it 100000x attack speed and 500000x damage modifier. at this rate, the unit will only be killable by punching it off the edge of the map with Thor lightning.

"I can't wait to turn them inside out. And have their puffy pants wear them" now that's a plan

"go down queen... You know what I mean" -Captain sauce 2021

just the intro was all we needed for the humor of this video